March 13, 2025 • 25 mins
- Millie Bobbie Brown & Chris Pratt
- Lies you tell your kids
- Tallest Tales
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, we've got Millie, Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt for
you guys to listen. So before we get that, though, woulds,
I think we do need to provide a bit of
context to this interview.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I think I think people do like a little peek
behind the curtain here as to how these interviews go down.
So Millie, Bobby Brown and Chris Bratt were a big
junket anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's that's a bit of an industry.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Word junket, which basically means they have a day where
they get interviewed a lot like world media get to
interview Milli Bobby, they pressed.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
They do a press day a press basically, so they
try and get in as many interviews across as many
press outlets as they possibly can.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And that also means that they're very thingy about time
because there's so many interviews to go through that they're
very specific about how much time you've.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Got someone whose job it is on the day to
literally just be the time person. They've got no other
job other than to stand there with the stop watch
and tell you, in noe certain terms, your time is up.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yes, And we were informed before our chat with Millie,
Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt, that we had four minutes,
so for.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You and me, I mean junior and producer ANALYSTI is
the guest booker. You pushed back a bit there, ab,
didn't you for the four minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We went from three to four? Did we pushed back
a bit there?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah? We went for five.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We shot for five, shot for five. I told you
shoot for ten. You shot for five minutes with two people. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
By the way, it was at three o'clock in the morning,
So it was so worth our while.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Anyway, every saw it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You got Millibo Brown and Chris Pratt over a zoom
call for two minutes at three o'clock in the morning. Hey,
hey four unless you had a great time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It was so good. I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I was.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I was pumped about becoming very good friends with them
within a four minute time period. But here's the thing,
we didn't get off to a great start.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wheel.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So again, as soon as you connect with them in it,
so it's all over zoom, right, And as soon as
you can connect into the zoom meeting with Millie and
Chris Pratt, yeah, your timer starts.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah right, absolutely stupidly.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, so so stupidly, knowing we only had four minutes,
you and me decided to engage in some of the
worst small talk, which was eating into our time. And
also before we play the audio, you need to know
that when you go into the room, you need to
say who you are and what outlet you're not playing
that we are, So we're playing that because the whole
(02:27):
four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So have a listen to this. This is eating into
our only four minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh yeah, this is Will and Woody coming to you
from I was just gonna say my house.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
But yeah, we're.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Sause.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I suppose the outlet is is.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Where are you guys?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Where are you guys at Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
We're in Melbourne.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh thank you, yeah at any time. Not that I'm
the gate keeper of Melbourne, but we love you down.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Here, amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Let's talk the ELECTRICCA Melbourne's official ambassador.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm the gatekeeper everyone. Chris, you're not a loud unfortunately,
I'm sorry. That's just a flat band. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Man. Oh wow, okay, well that's too bad. Book my ticket.
So we haven't asked a question.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, that I've never heard us, I've never heard
my you know, people say I don't know how you
deal with the sound of listening to your own voice. Generally,
I'm okay with it. I've been news for ten years now.
That was painful, painful listener. And wo mean we only
had three minutes left.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
You called yourself the gatekeeper of Melbourne.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah I did, and they seemed to
enjoy anyway, with three minutes to go. With three minutes
left to go, how did we use it with Millie,
Bobby Brand and Chris Bratt?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Was it good? Probably no.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
At the moment that I saw a flash up on
the screen, you have three minutes, I'm the gatekeeper of Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
So we've got we've got three minutes to go. I
spend minute just with awful, awfuls more talk.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
With Million Chris.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It had crash, sh crap chat, just ask a question
and anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So that's I mean, that's the other thing. We knew
that we only had two hundred and forty seconds. We
knew we had the two biggest names in the world,
yet you still opted for your gear. About the fact
that you're the gatekeeper of a city in Australia.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yep, and I think they enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So three minutes to go, you're elbowing me and I'm
starting to wrap up my gate cap of Melbourne Chat.
So I say to you with pre range, I was like, okay,
I've got to like questions.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
To kick things off. Yep, you know this.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
This shouldn't take very long and then we can get
into some deeper stuff, right, Yeah, you're going to hear
in this though that I I asked my like question
which was directed at Chris for a little bit of fun.
But Chris just starts having a lot of fun with
There's a moment here where you're you're obviously watching the
time ticking away, and you amazingly decide to just jump over.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Christ cut him off because we had to ask million questions.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Chris Pratt's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Like, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Guardians of
Galaxy guy passing rec I think he's very funny.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I really do Jurassic World. Jurassic World to name of you.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But we've got million Bobby around sitting there, who is
you know, sort of like the starlet of the world
at the moment, she's growing as genuinely a hero of
mine watching her doing stranger things.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
She has not said a word, so my question was
very much a warm up question.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You're about to hear it. It was all a bit
of fun, but again, wait for the moment that will
jumps in.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I cut off Chris Pratt in the movie Electric State.
I just want to talk about your stunning, stunning hair.
And my first thank you is was that a condition
of you doing the movie that you were allowed to
have that wig and look so stunning?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, yes, kind of. I really insisted on it, and.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, I'm very grateful that the Russo's are so trusting
and collaborative to allow me to play this character. It
really was based on people in my real life who
had hair just like that, and I just wanted so
badly to uh to have that hair, and I got
it for half the movie, which is a big victory.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Was there ever a day where you were filming light
and maybe you kept the wig on when you went
home to your wife Catherine?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Yes, yeah, she's got a big Patrick Swayze thing.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So we played Roadhouserick.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'm right.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean you're going to yourfe with Patrick Swayze surely
you're doing dirty dancing there, like, that'll go.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
I was, actually I was doing point break that was body.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, that's it. Actually was.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
When I saw a picture of him that hair, I
was like, because we were all we were both really
drawn to iconic looks from the eighties and nineties that
we could sort of draw on because we're obviously creating
this world, it's an alternate verse in the nineties, but
we did want to appeal to the sentimentality and the
nostalgia of that era.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So I was like, this is ridiculously short interview, so
I'm getting a two minute warning, so merely, really quickly.
The neurocaster within the show kind of looks like it's
kind of got a bit almost like a like a
liphone sort of ins to it in terms of like
addiction and all that sort of stuff. I know you've
been off socials for for a long time. Are you
(07:27):
still off your socials? And like, do you think that
you can kind of like move through your adult life
not being on social media, particularly.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
For someone in your generation.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I am. I am off socials.
If I if I need to post something, I usually
just send it to someone to post but yeah, I
just I think I think everyone's different. I think that
some people like to have it, and some people can
handle it and some people can't. And for me, I
just I feel like I go about my day more
(07:56):
productively and positively without outside noise on social media.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think you're missing out though, Like do you think
you can in instead of make it particularly just for you,
like you're you're you're a star of that generation, and
I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
I don't think I'm missing out on scandals and those things.
I don't need to know that, you know, I don't
need to know them. That's not of importance. I keep
up with the news, I keep up with what's going
on in the world.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I think that's important.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
But scandalous things I don't find important to any young person.
I think it's just things to fill your brain. And
actually I think we should just educate ourselves on what's
going on in the world. So, yeah, I'm not missing out,
I don't think, right.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
People some great stories like you know Chris or is
Chris pregnant or not pregnant?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I mean like they they're great stories.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Yeah, I'm pregnant through like most of this movie.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Every day, Yeah, thanks, guys, got to go.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
We love both of you.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's been a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Thanks guys, not bad for the last forty five seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
What would I asked that question? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
We should.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
We should to start interviewing with questions.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, well, I think maybe what we'll do is to
have a little bit of a vet of your questions.
Because Chris Pratt hair chat for two and a half
minutes of a four minute interview with Bobby Brown sitting there.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Funny role plays is Patrick Swayzy with his wife. That's
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Right now, that horn signifies that we have solved the
problem of how to deal with kids. Kids can be tough,
they just they can be ministers. They can be hard
to control that here's the secret, lie to them.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't think it's encouraged. Well, I am about to
encourage it slightly. I think it is within reason.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Lose your child's trust definitely.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, if it means they're going to behave then we're
like sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's just bad parenting.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Maybe at the end of the day, they give you,
you know, forgoing morals and principles just because you can't
deal with them. That that is I think that's the
definition of bad parenting.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Actually, I'm not talking about the big lines, will, right,
I'm just talking about telling little lines.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Just to make just make life a little bit easier.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Because he's thinking kids are gullible, like they just they
don't know, so you can lie to them if it
means it's going to make your life easier. And I
and the reason I'm the reason this has come to
me though, Will, is because I know that other parents
do this. You received some calls, Yes, they were taking
calls asking people how they get their kids to go
to sleep.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Right, Yeah, it turns out parents just out there lying
to their kids.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Man, every time we're trying to watch something and it's
getting late and they want to watch something, some stupid cartoon,
we'll just jump on YouTube and keep playing reruns of
the news and we'll convince them that's the only thing
on TV.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
A three year old little girl who's obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
And I actually met Taylor Swift and got a.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Photo with her at her Heirs tour a few years then.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
So this three year old dad I nanny thinks Taylor
and I are really good friends.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
I tell her that I have a meeting with Taylor
every night about her bedtime behavioral.
Speaker 14 (11:18):
Wow, three times every time, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I had a zoom with Elsa last night worked a charge.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I was like, listen, listen, I know this is I
know we want to stay up. I know we want
to stay out, but I literally have a zoom meeting
with Elsa. She wants to chat about Arundelle and how
she's running the shop. I need to to give her
a you know, my two cents y yeah, and remy.
She she fully got she don't undersand what zoom is,
but she knew I had a meeting with Elsa.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It works. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I know, we all do it. I hear you will
you know it's not good. You're going to lose the
trust of your kids.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But well, I think we all tell a little reason.
I think within reason, it was my zoom meeting with Elsa.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But yeah, that's not bad because I think the thing
is like they're things that they're never going to find
out about, because if they find out, that's when you're
in trouble. Absolutely absolutely, and you're right there are sometimes
like for example, Max, my daughter at the moment is
just she'll just tell everyone everything that's been going on.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh and then you're in trouble. You're in trouble. Your
lives get found. So we so, for.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Example, the other day, you know, well you've been I
know you've been in this position before. You actually gave
me this idea, but you know you can't. You don't
mean to take your kids day care if they've got
a fever or a bit of a cult. You see,
I'm meant to give it together kids if you've got
a busy day. Yeah, sometimes what you do is you
just give them like a pretty strong shot of panadole,
and then you know, you get him in there. But
the problem is for me is that like Max, like so,
(12:40):
I gave her a panadole and I took the syringe
out of her mouth, and she turned to me and
she said, is that panadole? And I was like, I
was about to say yes, but then Sam jumped over
the top of me.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sam bad, mummy here, not me.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
She was like no, no, no, no, that was apple juice.
Just so she doesn't go to day here and go
I panadole. She goes, Daddy gave me apple juice and
a syringe weirdly, also.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Sounds a bit cooked, but it's super weird.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You've saved yourself a lot of strike, saved you a
lot of strife there.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I would what do you have for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
When Remy was sick, mister ring, When Remy was sick,
I would, like, you know, in the Lion King, when
Simba's mum is like licking.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Her name is Sarabi.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Sabi is licking Zimba.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Right, That's what I would do with Remy snot before
dropping over, take care, like I just need to clean
you up for five minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Get you in there anyway. I think both of us agree.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
He's a wet white.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A couple of couple of let him down. It's family.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Thirteen one oh six five is the number. What lines
have you told kids? Yeah again, don't have to be
your kids. By the way, Like if you've been a
babysitter and you've told a lie to a kid to
make you a white life, I've got ye.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're all a green.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
The white lives are the ones we want. I've convinced
Remy that yogat his ice cream brilliant. That's that is brilliant,
and that's me been a good parent, healthy. I've now convinced.
Remember when we're in toy stores, and obviously toy stores
with child came hard to go out of the hard
to get out of the.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Vista that.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Toys they always live here. You can't take them out
of their And so she plays with them in the
store and then put this down. Don't take away from
their brothers and sister.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Wow, when does the lie sort of tip into like
emotionally blackmailing them?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That one feels like it's on the line. I felt
like that was right on the line, and I said it.
I felt bad also, Tenure, what lie do you tell
your son?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Hey, guys, Well, when.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
My son was around three years old, he used to
refuse to have a shower. So I'd say to my
after like the second day, I'd be like, well, tonight
the bugs are going to come out of your barm
or go search you know, the insects are going to come.
So it's always yeah, So he'd always have a shower
that night.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Sorry, the bugs will come out of your.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Bum and and they'll come fined. He's like, they're the
reasons you know, that's.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Actually you know what's old about that?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We were at the GP the other day and the
GP was telling us that if you're going to look
for worms and your kid, you have to look at
night because they come out at night.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Sorry, that's too far from the story. Sorry, at night,
she said, the worms come out.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So she said, you can do the sticky tape test
on them. And I was like, what the hell's that?
So you get a bit of sticky tape. You basically
you put it over their sphincter and then you whip
it sticky side up, stick stick it down on the
shhinter and then.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Whip it like a waxing.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, like you wax it, yeah, and then you And
I was like, oh, we can just do that right now.
She goes, No, you have to do it in the
middle of the night because the worms come out at night.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
What the most alien when you wake up? Wake up?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wake up?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Wake up?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Here we go and I wouldn't wake her up, probably
just I think she will wake up when she wake up.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, anyone, any good person would an you tell a
lot of the kids and when they come out at night?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Yeah, keep going. I wake in education and key, did.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
You know that any of the worms come out at night?
Did you know that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Any hello?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Anyhow, Yes, Hi.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Yeah, I'm early childhood. I work in education and care. Yeah,
you tell we deal with a lot of worms. Here,
we see a lot of worms.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Did you know that they come out at night?
Speaker 11 (16:15):
You know, when your body, Yeah, when your body's resting
out they come. You can get a torch, she can
get a torch and you'll see them.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
Oh the gross, pretty Gross's sun go down and we're
still on it.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
McLean. I work in educational care for early childhood teacher
and we all have some safe policies. So when the
children don't wear their hats, I tell them that the
helicopters that fly over, that's Mummy and Daddy doing flybys,
so you better put your hat on.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Brilliant, Wow, brilliant, brilliant again.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Bishop in politics, Hello anyone from twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Very good political friends love it. Say what lie do
you tell your kids? Shay?
Speaker 13 (17:03):
I have told my children for many years that they
are allergic to pseudoephedrine because it's the main ingredient that
is cut with drugs. So my now twenty one year
old has always believed that and it's never experimented with
drug My two younger children also believe that too.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Wow, Well he doesn't. He has experimented so far as
you know.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Well, I'm lying to you there.
Speaker 13 (17:31):
My older God is pretty honest and open with me.
We've always close relationships. I actually has never had any
reason to tell me otherwise. Become yeah, no, what.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Are you saying?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Well, what do you say?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Do the hard road there?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Like if you see I don't know if she's still there.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
But this is the problem.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What's the problem.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
If you lie to them, they're going to lie to
you in the future. So I keep hearing that they
do what you do right.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
But also like if you create, if you begin the dishonesty,
then they're going to go, well, well, I can't be
honest with you because you kick this off.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
So if Shane's lying to her kids about drugs, of
course they're.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Got a lie to early about drugs in the future.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And you can't get angry at them about it because
you I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If Shae's son is listening, but might have opened a
bit of a chat for you and when she gets home, Belinda.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Welcome to therapy, Belinda.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
You gotta lie.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You tell your son, but look out when you tell it,
will might therapize you.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, careful yeah, there is.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
When both my children are a little used to say
if you're misbehaving, you go to the naughty boys or
naughty girls home. So one night my son was being
an absolutely know what. My husband put him in the
car and drove him to the local high school. And
this is going back fifteen years ago, and it was
when the fences just got put up and you know
a lot of high schools now look like jail. So
(18:55):
he dropped him off, so I think it was like dark,
seven o'clock at night, and just drove ten meters down.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
The road to see what he would do.
Speaker 15 (19:03):
But he told him he had to knock on the
gate and yell for them to come.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
What he mean.
Speaker 15 (19:10):
Neighless to say he never hit his sister again.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wow, okay, work works.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
We are heading back to the Adelaide Fringe to bring
you Australia's tallest tales woods. All you gotta do tell
us a great story. You could be on the stage
with us at the Fringe. The winner with the best
story goes home with ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Will everybody present.
Speaker 14 (19:52):
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your story if we think it's a good one, and
we'll call you up and maybe invite you to the
Adelaide Fringe.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Peggy, you've registered.
Speaker 14 (20:08):
Hello, Hey guys, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Very very good? We're very excited to hear his story?
Pegs so far away.
Speaker 14 (20:16):
So I'm sixty five and back when we were kids,
you didn't have birthday parties every year. So I was
a bit sad that I never had a birthday party.
I turned thirty and I was living away from home,
and I thought, oh, I'm going to throw myself a party,
and I thought I'd have to fancy party. So I
made it a cocktail party, and everyone had to bring
one of the mixes, you know, to make the cocktails.
But as is the case with parties, sometimes there's people
(20:38):
that bring a friend, who bring a friend who bring
a friend. So it got really busy and I was
working like a slave in the kitchen making cocktails with
two shakers, and I had a brainstorm and I thought, oh,
I'll make it in bulk. So I went and cleaned
up the bucket. It was a very old bucket. It
was a metal bucket. I didn't think anything wrong. I
made the cocktails up in a metal bucket, and it
actually stripped the metal out of the galvanized bucket.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
Put it in the cocktail.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
So I had people left right in center being sick
and vomiting, and I was thinking, oh gosh, you guys
are sauce like the party is when we just started,
and you were vomiting and complaining about stomach cramps and pains.
It's like you're just raining on my party. And five
of them ended up in hospital with metal poisoning.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh my god, did you ever come clean? Or did
you just like hide the bucket.
Speaker 12 (21:26):
And go the five.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Five so everyone knew? Everyone knew it was you.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Peg that Yeah, it was my fault trying to get
the alcohol out quickly to everybody, and like, who would shot?
Speaker 12 (21:41):
I didn't think.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That is good.
Speaker 14 (21:47):
You know, I had a sixty fifth last year and
it took me thirtay years to have another party the traumatized.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Did you get the bucket back a pig.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Get in the morning, You're like, I had taken up
make him drinks.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's a much wiser idea, I'd say, Peg, Hey, you sorry,
peg Love to hear from.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
You had a good afternoon. Definitely one of the finalists.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Let's go to Kelly. Kelly, You've got a story as well.
Kel far away Kell to hear it.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
How are you boys, I've got a tallest tale for you.
It's unbelievable. I had a friend, We've been friends for
over twenty years, and her father passed away and it
was a funeral. And keep in mind, it had been
raining prior to this funeral for a week to renal rain.
So comes the day of the funeral and I'm running late.
(22:41):
You know, I'm supposed to be there supporting my friend.
I get to the cemetery. It's outside, you know, it's
on the lawn. So I jump out, and I'm like,
you know what, I'm going to be smart about this.
I'm going to instead of running in between these days,
I'm going to run straight across. I'm going to save
myself some time and I'm just going to start run
straight across these grades to get there. And I mean
(23:02):
this family was a pretty well respect family too. There
would have been maybe fifty sixty people at this funeral.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
So I start.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
Legging it across these these graves and I'm feeling. It's
like soft underneath my feet as I'm done, you know,
and I'm thinking, you, I'll be good. I'll be good,
no worries. So I'm running, running, running, and I'm almost there.
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
And then all of a sudden, it was like I sinkhole.
(23:29):
I just actually collapse straight into this grave. I'm literally
up to my neck. Boys, my feet are touching the coffin.
Oh why yeah, I've got everyone's supposed to be, you know,
interested in this juneral. They're all turned around, people sobbing,
(23:50):
looking at me. Screw. I'm screaming, help me, help me.
I've got the funeral. Fellas over helping me, pulling me out.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
They would have thought you were buried alive. That'd be
my first thought would be, this woman has been buried
alive and.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Get out.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Literally, boys, I thought this is going to be two
for one deal. You're going to be burying me as well.
And as they pulled me up, my chance for like down,
like half my butts hanging out. She isn't everything that
sucked into the ground. And the worst thing about it
was I could not apologize enough. And my friend and
(24:27):
mother hates me to this day and we are not
friends anymore.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
The friend over it.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And it wasn't your fault. You were trying to get mean.
You probably shouldn't have set through the funeral pantless though.
That was probably a bit much, wasn't it.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
Cal Maybe a bit, And it's just like boys, I
am scarred. I don't go to funerals anymore. I just
send a whole lot of flowers. I'm so Yeah. It
was terrible, absolutely terrible, and you would never think it
would happen, but trust me, it happened to me.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's good in her grave. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I know a lot of people go to heaven when
they die, but I think a lot of people watching
that funeral that day went to heaven when they saw
you come up half.
Speaker 10 (25:14):
And I should have laughed around it, you know, like
now it's okay, but I got to laugh.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Traumatized, mate, Kelly, I reckon, you can't come to Adelaide, mate,
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
We can see her at the fringe. Great storry.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Seeing Adelaide, see you there on the stage. Don't you know?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
One of our finalists got the fast pass through their
woods bloody.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's just don't run across any cemeteries on the way
to Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Fringel London wearing belt this time.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
See you there mate, good luck.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
If you want to join Kelly on the stage with
a great story, you had to win the why dot com.
It's all thanks to strong Boat ten thousand dollars for
the best yard.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Gotta beat Kelly right now. She's the one to beat her.
Speaker 12 (25:53):
Reckon
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, we've got Millie, Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt for
you guys to listen. So before we get that, though, woulds,
I think we do need to provide a bit of
context to this interview.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I think I think people do like a little peek
behind the curtain here as to how these interviews go down.
So Millie, Bobby Brown and Chris Bratt were a big
junket anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's that's a bit of an industry.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Word junket, which basically means they have a day where
they get interviewed a lot like world media get to
interview Milli Bobby, they pressed.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
They do a press day a press basically, so they
try and get in as many interviews across as many
press outlets as they possibly can.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And that also means that they're very thingy about time
because there's so many interviews to go through that they're
very specific about how much time you've.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Got someone whose job it is on the day to
literally just be the time person. They've got no other
job other than to stand there with the stop watch
and tell you, in noe certain terms, your time is up.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yes, And we were informed before our chat with Millie,
Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt, that we had four minutes,
so for.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You and me, I mean junior and producer ANALYSTI is
the guest booker. You pushed back a bit there, ab,
didn't you for the four minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We went from three to four? Did we pushed back
a bit there?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah? We went for five.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We shot for five, shot for five. I told you
shoot for ten. You shot for five minutes with two people. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
By the way, it was at three o'clock in the morning,
So it was so worth our while.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Anyway, every saw it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You got Millibo Brown and Chris Pratt over a zoom
call for two minutes at three o'clock in the morning. Hey,
hey four unless you had a great time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It was so good. I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I was.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I was pumped about becoming very good friends with them
within a four minute time period. But here's the thing,
we didn't get off to a great start.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wheel.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So again, as soon as you connect with them in it,
so it's all over zoom, right, And as soon as
you can connect into the zoom meeting with Millie and
Chris Pratt, yeah, your timer starts.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah right, absolutely stupidly.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, so so stupidly, knowing we only had four minutes,
you and me decided to engage in some of the
worst small talk, which was eating into our time. And
also before we play the audio, you need to know
that when you go into the room, you need to
say who you are and what outlet you're not playing
that we are, So we're playing that because the whole
(02:27):
four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So have a listen to this. This is eating into
our only four minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh yeah, this is Will and Woody coming to you
from I was just gonna say my house.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
But yeah, we're.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Sause.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I suppose the outlet is is.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Where are you guys?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Where are you guys at Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
We're in Melbourne.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh thank you, yeah at any time. Not that I'm
the gate keeper of Melbourne, but we love you down.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Here, amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Let's talk the ELECTRICCA Melbourne's official ambassador.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm the gatekeeper everyone. Chris, you're not a loud unfortunately,
I'm sorry. That's just a flat band. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Man. Oh wow, okay, well that's too bad. Book my ticket.
So we haven't asked a question.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, that I've never heard us, I've never heard
my you know, people say I don't know how you
deal with the sound of listening to your own voice. Generally,
I'm okay with it. I've been news for ten years now.
That was painful, painful listener. And wo mean we only
had three minutes left.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
You called yourself the gatekeeper of Melbourne.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah I did, and they seemed to
enjoy anyway, with three minutes to go. With three minutes
left to go, how did we use it with Millie,
Bobby Brand and Chris Bratt?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Was it good? Probably no.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
At the moment that I saw a flash up on
the screen, you have three minutes, I'm the gatekeeper of Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
So we've got we've got three minutes to go. I
spend minute just with awful, awfuls more talk.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
With Million Chris.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It had crash, sh crap chat, just ask a question
and anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So that's I mean, that's the other thing. We knew
that we only had two hundred and forty seconds. We
knew we had the two biggest names in the world,
yet you still opted for your gear. About the fact
that you're the gatekeeper of a city in Australia.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yep, and I think they enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So three minutes to go, you're elbowing me and I'm
starting to wrap up my gate cap of Melbourne Chat.
So I say to you with pre range, I was like, okay,
I've got to like questions.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
To kick things off. Yep, you know this.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
This shouldn't take very long and then we can get
into some deeper stuff, right, Yeah, you're going to hear
in this though that I I asked my like question
which was directed at Chris for a little bit of fun.
But Chris just starts having a lot of fun with
There's a moment here where you're you're obviously watching the
time ticking away, and you amazingly decide to just jump over.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Christ cut him off because we had to ask million questions.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Chris Pratt's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Like, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Guardians of
Galaxy guy passing rec I think he's very funny.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I really do Jurassic World. Jurassic World to name of you.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But we've got million Bobby around sitting there, who is
you know, sort of like the starlet of the world
at the moment, she's growing as genuinely a hero of
mine watching her doing stranger things.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
She has not said a word, so my question was
very much a warm up question.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You're about to hear it. It was all a bit
of fun, but again, wait for the moment that will
jumps in.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I cut off Chris Pratt in the movie Electric State.
I just want to talk about your stunning, stunning hair.
And my first thank you is was that a condition
of you doing the movie that you were allowed to
have that wig and look so stunning?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, yes, kind of. I really insisted on it, and.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, I'm very grateful that the Russo's are so trusting
and collaborative to allow me to play this character. It
really was based on people in my real life who
had hair just like that, and I just wanted so
badly to uh to have that hair, and I got
it for half the movie, which is a big victory.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Was there ever a day where you were filming light
and maybe you kept the wig on when you went
home to your wife Catherine?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Yes, yeah, she's got a big Patrick Swayze thing.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So we played Roadhouserick.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'm right.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean you're going to yourfe with Patrick Swayze surely
you're doing dirty dancing there, like, that'll go.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
I was, actually I was doing point break that was body.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, that's it. Actually was.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
When I saw a picture of him that hair, I
was like, because we were all we were both really
drawn to iconic looks from the eighties and nineties that
we could sort of draw on because we're obviously creating
this world, it's an alternate verse in the nineties, but
we did want to appeal to the sentimentality and the
nostalgia of that era.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So I was like, this is ridiculously short interview, so
I'm getting a two minute warning, so merely, really quickly.
The neurocaster within the show kind of looks like it's
kind of got a bit almost like a like a
liphone sort of ins to it in terms of like
addiction and all that sort of stuff. I know you've
been off socials for for a long time. Are you
(07:27):
still off your socials? And like, do you think that
you can kind of like move through your adult life
not being on social media, particularly.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
For someone in your generation.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I am. I am off socials.
If I if I need to post something, I usually
just send it to someone to post but yeah, I
just I think I think everyone's different. I think that
some people like to have it, and some people can
handle it and some people can't. And for me, I
just I feel like I go about my day more
(07:56):
productively and positively without outside noise on social media.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think you're missing out though, Like do you think
you can in instead of make it particularly just for you,
like you're you're you're a star of that generation, and
I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
I don't think I'm missing out on scandals and those things.
I don't need to know that, you know, I don't
need to know them. That's not of importance. I keep
up with the news, I keep up with what's going
on in the world.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I think that's important.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
But scandalous things I don't find important to any young person.
I think it's just things to fill your brain. And
actually I think we should just educate ourselves on what's
going on in the world. So, yeah, I'm not missing out,
I don't think, right.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
People some great stories like you know Chris or is
Chris pregnant or not pregnant?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I mean like they they're great stories.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Yeah, I'm pregnant through like most of this movie.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Every day, Yeah, thanks, guys, got to go.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
We love both of you.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's been a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Thanks guys, not bad for the last forty five seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
What would I asked that question? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
We should.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
We should to start interviewing with questions.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, well, I think maybe what we'll do is to
have a little bit of a vet of your questions.
Because Chris Pratt hair chat for two and a half
minutes of a four minute interview with Bobby Brown sitting there.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Funny role plays is Patrick Swayzy with his wife. That's
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Right now, that horn signifies that we have solved the
problem of how to deal with kids. Kids can be tough,
they just they can be ministers. They can be hard
to control that here's the secret, lie to them.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't think it's encouraged. Well, I am about to
encourage it slightly. I think it is within reason.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Lose your child's trust definitely.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, if it means they're going to behave then we're
like sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's just bad parenting.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Maybe at the end of the day, they give you,
you know, forgoing morals and principles just because you can't
deal with them. That that is I think that's the
definition of bad parenting.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Actually, I'm not talking about the big lines, will, right,
I'm just talking about telling little lines.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Just to make just make life a little bit easier.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Because he's thinking kids are gullible, like they just they
don't know, so you can lie to them if it
means it's going to make your life easier. And I
and the reason I'm the reason this has come to
me though, Will, is because I know that other parents
do this. You received some calls, Yes, they were taking
calls asking people how they get their kids to go
to sleep.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Right, Yeah, it turns out parents just out there lying
to their kids.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Man, every time we're trying to watch something and it's
getting late and they want to watch something, some stupid cartoon,
we'll just jump on YouTube and keep playing reruns of
the news and we'll convince them that's the only thing
on TV.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
A three year old little girl who's obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
And I actually met Taylor Swift and got a.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Photo with her at her Heirs tour a few years then.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
So this three year old dad I nanny thinks Taylor
and I are really good friends.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
I tell her that I have a meeting with Taylor
every night about her bedtime behavioral.
Speaker 14 (11:18):
Wow, three times every time, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I had a zoom with Elsa last night worked a charge.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I was like, listen, listen, I know this is I
know we want to stay up. I know we want
to stay out, but I literally have a zoom meeting
with Elsa. She wants to chat about Arundelle and how
she's running the shop. I need to to give her
a you know, my two cents y yeah, and remy.
She she fully got she don't undersand what zoom is,
but she knew I had a meeting with Elsa.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It works. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I know, we all do it. I hear you will
you know it's not good. You're going to lose the
trust of your kids.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But well, I think we all tell a little reason.
I think within reason, it was my zoom meeting with Elsa.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But yeah, that's not bad because I think the thing
is like they're things that they're never going to find
out about, because if they find out, that's when you're
in trouble. Absolutely absolutely, and you're right there are sometimes
like for example, Max, my daughter at the moment is
just she'll just tell everyone everything that's been going on.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh and then you're in trouble. You're in trouble. Your
lives get found. So we so, for.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Example, the other day, you know, well you've been I
know you've been in this position before. You actually gave
me this idea, but you know you can't. You don't
mean to take your kids day care if they've got
a fever or a bit of a cult. You see,
I'm meant to give it together kids if you've got
a busy day. Yeah, sometimes what you do is you
just give them like a pretty strong shot of panadole,
and then you know, you get him in there. But
the problem is for me is that like Max, like so,
(12:40):
I gave her a panadole and I took the syringe
out of her mouth, and she turned to me and
she said, is that panadole? And I was like, I
was about to say yes, but then Sam jumped over
the top of me.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sam bad, mummy here, not me.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
She was like no, no, no, no, that was apple juice.
Just so she doesn't go to day here and go
I panadole. She goes, Daddy gave me apple juice and
a syringe weirdly, also.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Sounds a bit cooked, but it's super weird.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You've saved yourself a lot of strike, saved you a
lot of strife there.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I would what do you have for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
When Remy was sick, mister ring, When Remy was sick,
I would, like, you know, in the Lion King, when
Simba's mum is like licking.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Her name is Sarabi.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Sabi is licking Zimba.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Right, That's what I would do with Remy snot before
dropping over, take care, like I just need to clean
you up for five minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Get you in there anyway. I think both of us agree.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
He's a wet white.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A couple of couple of let him down. It's family.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Thirteen one oh six five is the number. What lines
have you told kids? Yeah again, don't have to be
your kids. By the way, Like if you've been a
babysitter and you've told a lie to a kid to
make you a white life, I've got ye.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're all a green.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
The white lives are the ones we want. I've convinced
Remy that yogat his ice cream brilliant. That's that is brilliant,
and that's me been a good parent, healthy. I've now convinced.
Remember when we're in toy stores, and obviously toy stores
with child came hard to go out of the hard
to get out of the.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Vista that.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Toys they always live here. You can't take them out
of their And so she plays with them in the
store and then put this down. Don't take away from
their brothers and sister.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Wow, when does the lie sort of tip into like
emotionally blackmailing them?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That one feels like it's on the line. I felt
like that was right on the line, and I said it.
I felt bad also, Tenure, what lie do you tell
your son?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Hey, guys, Well, when.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
My son was around three years old, he used to
refuse to have a shower. So I'd say to my
after like the second day, I'd be like, well, tonight
the bugs are going to come out of your barm
or go search you know, the insects are going to come.
So it's always yeah, So he'd always have a shower
that night.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Sorry, the bugs will come out of your.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Bum and and they'll come fined. He's like, they're the
reasons you know, that's.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Actually you know what's old about that?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We were at the GP the other day and the
GP was telling us that if you're going to look
for worms and your kid, you have to look at
night because they come out at night.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Sorry, that's too far from the story. Sorry, at night,
she said, the worms come out.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So she said, you can do the sticky tape test
on them. And I was like, what the hell's that?
So you get a bit of sticky tape. You basically
you put it over their sphincter and then you whip
it sticky side up, stick stick it down on the
shhinter and then.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Whip it like a waxing.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, like you wax it, yeah, and then you And
I was like, oh, we can just do that right now.
She goes, No, you have to do it in the
middle of the night because the worms come out at night.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
What the most alien when you wake up? Wake up?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wake up?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Wake up?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Here we go and I wouldn't wake her up, probably
just I think she will wake up when she wake up.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, anyone, any good person would an you tell a
lot of the kids and when they come out at night?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Yeah, keep going. I wake in education and key, did.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
You know that any of the worms come out at night?
Did you know that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Any hello?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Anyhow, Yes, Hi.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Yeah, I'm early childhood. I work in education and care. Yeah,
you tell we deal with a lot of worms. Here,
we see a lot of worms.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Did you know that they come out at night?
Speaker 11 (16:15):
You know, when your body, Yeah, when your body's resting
out they come. You can get a torch, she can
get a torch and you'll see them.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
Oh the gross, pretty Gross's sun go down and we're
still on it.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
McLean. I work in educational care for early childhood teacher
and we all have some safe policies. So when the
children don't wear their hats, I tell them that the
helicopters that fly over, that's Mummy and Daddy doing flybys,
so you better put your hat on.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Brilliant, Wow, brilliant, brilliant again.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Bishop in politics, Hello anyone from twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Very good political friends love it. Say what lie do
you tell your kids? Shay?
Speaker 13 (17:03):
I have told my children for many years that they
are allergic to pseudoephedrine because it's the main ingredient that
is cut with drugs. So my now twenty one year
old has always believed that and it's never experimented with
drug My two younger children also believe that too.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Wow, Well he doesn't. He has experimented so far as
you know.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Well, I'm lying to you there.
Speaker 13 (17:31):
My older God is pretty honest and open with me.
We've always close relationships. I actually has never had any
reason to tell me otherwise. Become yeah, no, what.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Are you saying?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Well, what do you say?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Do the hard road there?
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Like if you see I don't know if she's still there.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
But this is the problem.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What's the problem.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
If you lie to them, they're going to lie to
you in the future. So I keep hearing that they
do what you do right.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
But also like if you create, if you begin the dishonesty,
then they're going to go, well, well, I can't be
honest with you because you kick this off.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
So if Shane's lying to her kids about drugs, of
course they're.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Got a lie to early about drugs in the future.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And you can't get angry at them about it because
you I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If Shae's son is listening, but might have opened a
bit of a chat for you and when she gets home, Belinda.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Welcome to therapy, Belinda.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
You gotta lie.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You tell your son, but look out when you tell it,
will might therapize you.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, careful yeah, there is.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
When both my children are a little used to say
if you're misbehaving, you go to the naughty boys or
naughty girls home. So one night my son was being
an absolutely know what. My husband put him in the
car and drove him to the local high school. And
this is going back fifteen years ago, and it was
when the fences just got put up and you know
a lot of high schools now look like jail. So
(18:55):
he dropped him off, so I think it was like dark,
seven o'clock at night, and just drove ten meters down.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
The road to see what he would do.
Speaker 15 (19:03):
But he told him he had to knock on the
gate and yell for them to come.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
What he mean.
Speaker 15 (19:10):
Neighless to say he never hit his sister again.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wow, okay, work works.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
We are heading back to the Adelaide Fringe to bring
you Australia's tallest tales woods. All you gotta do tell
us a great story. You could be on the stage
with us at the Fringe. The winner with the best
story goes home with ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Will everybody present.
Speaker 14 (19:52):
Strongly Aussie strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus, Drink responsibly The.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
First step well is registering Willemwoody dot com. Tell us
your story if we think it's a good one, and
we'll call you up and maybe invite you to the
Adelaide Fringe.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Peggy, you've registered.
Speaker 14 (20:08):
Hello, Hey guys, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Very very good? We're very excited to hear his story?
Pegs so far away.
Speaker 14 (20:16):
So I'm sixty five and back when we were kids,
you didn't have birthday parties every year. So I was
a bit sad that I never had a birthday party.
I turned thirty and I was living away from home,
and I thought, oh, I'm going to throw myself a party,
and I thought I'd have to fancy party. So I
made it a cocktail party, and everyone had to bring
one of the mixes, you know, to make the cocktails.
But as is the case with parties, sometimes there's people
(20:38):
that bring a friend, who bring a friend who bring
a friend. So it got really busy and I was
working like a slave in the kitchen making cocktails with
two shakers, and I had a brainstorm and I thought, oh,
I'll make it in bulk. So I went and cleaned
up the bucket. It was a very old bucket. It
was a metal bucket. I didn't think anything wrong. I
made the cocktails up in a metal bucket, and it
actually stripped the metal out of the galvanized bucket.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
Put it in the cocktail.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
So I had people left right in center being sick
and vomiting, and I was thinking, oh gosh, you guys
are sauce like the party is when we just started,
and you were vomiting and complaining about stomach cramps and pains.
It's like you're just raining on my party. And five
of them ended up in hospital with metal poisoning.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh my god, did you ever come clean? Or did
you just like hide the bucket.
Speaker 12 (21:26):
And go the five.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Five so everyone knew? Everyone knew it was you.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Peg that Yeah, it was my fault trying to get
the alcohol out quickly to everybody, and like, who would shot?
Speaker 12 (21:41):
I didn't think.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That is good.
Speaker 14 (21:47):
You know, I had a sixty fifth last year and
it took me thirtay years to have another party the traumatized.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Did you get the bucket back a pig.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Get in the morning, You're like, I had taken up
make him drinks.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's a much wiser idea, I'd say, Peg, Hey, you sorry,
peg Love to hear from.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
You had a good afternoon. Definitely one of the finalists.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Let's go to Kelly. Kelly, You've got a story as well.
Kel far away Kell to hear it.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
How are you boys, I've got a tallest tale for you.
It's unbelievable. I had a friend, We've been friends for
over twenty years, and her father passed away and it
was a funeral. And keep in mind, it had been
raining prior to this funeral for a week to renal rain.
So comes the day of the funeral and I'm running late.
(22:41):
You know, I'm supposed to be there supporting my friend.
I get to the cemetery. It's outside, you know, it's
on the lawn. So I jump out, and I'm like,
you know what, I'm going to be smart about this.
I'm going to instead of running in between these days,
I'm going to run straight across. I'm going to save
myself some time and I'm just going to start run
straight across these grades to get there. And I mean
(23:02):
this family was a pretty well respect family too. There
would have been maybe fifty sixty people at this funeral.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
So I start.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
Legging it across these these graves and I'm feeling. It's
like soft underneath my feet as I'm done, you know,
and I'm thinking, you, I'll be good. I'll be good,
no worries. So I'm running, running, running, and I'm almost there.
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
And then all of a sudden, it was like I sinkhole.
(23:29):
I just actually collapse straight into this grave. I'm literally
up to my neck. Boys, my feet are touching the coffin.
Oh why yeah, I've got everyone's supposed to be, you know,
interested in this juneral. They're all turned around, people sobbing,
(23:50):
looking at me. Screw. I'm screaming, help me, help me.
I've got the funeral. Fellas over helping me, pulling me out.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
They would have thought you were buried alive. That'd be
my first thought would be, this woman has been buried
alive and.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Get out.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Literally, boys, I thought this is going to be two
for one deal. You're going to be burying me as well.
And as they pulled me up, my chance for like down,
like half my butts hanging out. She isn't everything that
sucked into the ground. And the worst thing about it
was I could not apologize enough. And my friend and
(24:27):
mother hates me to this day and we are not
friends anymore.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
The friend over it.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And it wasn't your fault. You were trying to get mean.
You probably shouldn't have set through the funeral pantless though.
That was probably a bit much, wasn't it.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
Cal Maybe a bit, And it's just like boys, I
am scarred. I don't go to funerals anymore. I just
send a whole lot of flowers. I'm so Yeah. It
was terrible, absolutely terrible, and you would never think it
would happen, but trust me, it happened to me.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's good in her grave. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I know a lot of people go to heaven when
they die, but I think a lot of people watching
that funeral that day went to heaven when they saw
you come up half.
Speaker 10 (25:14):
And I should have laughed around it, you know, like
now it's okay, but I got to laugh.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Traumatized, mate, Kelly, I reckon, you can't come to Adelaide, mate,
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
We can see her at the fringe. Great storry.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Seeing Adelaide, see you there on the stage. Don't you know?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
One of our finalists got the fast pass through their
woods bloody.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's just don't run across any cemeteries on the way
to Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Fringel London wearing belt this time.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
See you there mate, good luck.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
If you want to join Kelly on the stage with
a great story, you had to win the why dot com.
It's all thanks to strong Boat ten thousand dollars for
the best yard.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Gotta beat Kelly right now. She's the one to beat her.
Speaker 12 (25:53):
Reckon
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