March 19, 2025 • 32 mins
- Statue of liberty
- Soccer man back from the dead
- Alan Duffy
- Things only men do
- Most annoying thing they did when they got home
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I do like keeping in touch with how mad the
world is going at the moment, though it woulds I
really do. I don't know why I get so much
out of it. It's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Sometimes it makes you, like, I think the individual like
me feel better knowing how mad everything else is going.
Like I think I'm everything's okay for me. Yeah, yeah, No,
good thing for you. It's not the interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I know you're you're up at midnight watching YouTube clips
around the big government cheese, yeah, man movie trailers the
other night, so you're going well. But for everyone else,
you should know in terms of madness, this is mad
for me because I think this is we're doing before.
About like the fact that I felt like the world
before Trumpy was felt like quite a safe place, sure
(00:50):
because it's just and maybe that's naive, maybe that's because
I live in Australia, but it felt as if all
like if something went wrong with another country apart from
you know, maybe Len's imputin for that matter, all of
Jijiping and whoever's running in Hong Kong and or Taiwan,
but for most white Western world leaders, it just felt
like if they had an issue.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
They're just going sort it out. Let's let's have a chat,
let me give talk.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah cool, We're going at lunch, let's play golf, yeah,
you know, and then have a chat. Trumpy is doing
his best to burn that down because he doesn't care.
That's his whole thing, right, And it really kind of
scared me today because I don't know if you know this,
but did you know that the Statue of Liberty was
a gift from the French to the Americans?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I did, I didn't, And I've often wondered how they
transported it. I stay up at night sometime. Would you
like to know that? Oh? Yeah, built most of it
in the US. That makes sense. Built the head in France. Yeah.
Oh yeah, So they only transported the head. We'll build
the body when we get there. Yeah, okay, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Good. So they gave it to them as a gift
to celebrate their one hundred years of after their declaration
of independence, which happened in the seventeen hundreds, So in
the eighteen hundreds, one hundred year later. Guys, You guys
are so great because you have to remember that I
don't know if this is tell me if this bores
you at all. But the Americans were the first ones
to have their revolution in the world to be like, hey,
(02:11):
we don't want to have a king, we want to
have independence, we want to have liberty, want to have freedom.
To the French were like, we're so inspired by this.
I'm want to give you something because you've inspired us.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's a very good gift as well, isn't it be.
It'd almost be a bit uncomfortable receiving that if I
was America, like, oh no, guys, too much, too much,
And then there is I say that I'm not just
a nice guy. I'm just like, there's no way I
can give you a gift that good for your birthday
or your revolution.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, they did give them a great gift for their
birthday and or revolution, because fifty years later they saved
their ass. And the reason that they're all talking French
instead of German is because of the fact that America
went and saved them in World.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
War Two with d Day. But physical gift, well.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
There was more of an experience. Sure, yeah, they bought
the Red Balloon.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So I'm like, okay, thanks for saving us, But any statues, No, no, no,
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
They didn't get the statues, but they did get their
country saved by the Americans, which has been long standing.
The like the French America, we're leading the free world
thing has been I don't know about anyone else.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And maybe this way makes you feel like the world's
mad kind of I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Maybe it's a very privileged, white Western view on the world,
but I've been But the fact that that's gone because
the French are asking for the statue back.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh what, oh, that's what? So do you reckon that
they take the head first and then transport. It's a
really really special moment in the Bulgarian Football League yesterday
were truly moving moment. Before two clubs played, there was
a minute silence for former Bulgarian football Petco gun Chef.
(03:46):
So all the players there, you know, hand on hearts,
et cetera. Imagine the Bulgarian flag flying, the whole audience silence,
just just just beautiful tears, tears shed, no doubt who
was a great player and also still alone. So I
got the Bulgarian Football League got some bad information had died.
(04:11):
They honestly they don't know where the rumor came from,
but they thought it was strong enough that. Let's go
straight into the minute silence anyway. So poor pet Goo,
this is on the news, the Bulgarian news is a
great player, and you did. His phone just starts blowing
up with people getting in touch with him, which I've
always found strange. I'm just about to question that as well.
Made Pete hellier. Actually he was. He was pronounced dead
(04:32):
on the news once apparently he was hit by and
hilariously he said his phone blew up as well, which
is just strange. Like if someone has died and you said,
why would you message there, You're almost implying that you
don't trust the report. But he said the messages were
like oh mate, so sorry. It's like I'm not going
to get it. You think I'm dead anyway. So pet
(04:54):
goes far.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Although you would, like I think you probably would, you'd
send them a nice message to just be like yeah,
or just to confirm. There's a difference between going I
know you're not going to read this, but just want
to say I love you.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, you're dead.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So he then gets home to his house to his
wife crying and shouting and effectively she was like I
just saw her on the news, so I think in experience.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Shock.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, you say shocking experience, but then imagine how grateful
you'd be when they walked through. I thought, for a moment,
you still alive? How special is this? Let's have a
great night, Joanie Mitchell. Sure, yeah, I don't know what
you got till it's gone, right. Yeah, I thought maybe
joy people thought she was dead. No, jo is still
kick Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Nice anyway. I don't imagine for his wife she had
enough time to ponder the thought of whether she'd move
on or not, because I think she was only in
the lurch there for a couple of hours where she
thought her husband may have been dead long two hours.
He's Here's a conversation that I think we all need
to have if you're in a relationship. I think you
(06:05):
need to discuss at some point if if one of
us dies, how long until you can move on? Yeah?
It's not cold. Well, yeah, I just think I think
it's a good discussion to just go like, hey, I
don't want to offend the memory of you.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But why do you need to have that conversation. I
don't think that's a conversation you need to have with
your partner because they're dead.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, it to them because I don't want to offend
her the memory of her. So I just think that's
good thing. Though that's not that's not a person, he's
not a sentient being that can be offended. No, I
think it's nice to come to an agreement in when
you're both alive, just so that I don't feel guilty
about it, because I because, say, if my beautiful wife guilt,
that's not Mims, and I'm trying to alleviate that guilt.
(06:47):
It seems like you're projecting if if Mim did die
my wife. I just think i'd feel better about if
moving on if we agreed to a time period. Can
I ask you a question? Though, so like to ask
the other way? It goes the other way as well.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Obviously, if you're so that you know, if you've got
my understanding of death, which is that there's no more
life beyond this life, right.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
We disagree there? Sure move might I know, I know
you believe in the harem of women and all of that,
but there is in the harem, there is a harem
of snacks and PlayStations. So I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Actually, if surely, if you're in the dead, let's just
put yourself in the dead person's shoes right there, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Surely you just want them to be happy, whatever it
takes after a year in an ear of.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Such an old concept, because did you know in some cultures,
for example, particularly with women. I don't think it is
with men because of this idea that men don't want
them moving on too fast.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Women have to wear all black and like cover their
faces and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I wouldn't make seven years. I would make a cover
of face. But just keep a candle of me in
the corner and always light it before bed. That's all
I'm asking.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But what if she's, you know, burying the weasel with
somebody else in front of the candle.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know what, after a year? Just give me a year? Well, anyway,
I think I should speak to men about it. We've
never discussed it. Oh you want to do it now,
let's just call it. Look, I'm shooting with.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
A year yellow a good things?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm just outstanding? Hey, quick question. I just think it's
something we need to discuss. We've never actually discussed it before.
If if I died, yep, or if you die? Or when?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
When?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Is probably when? Will you will both inevitable, sadly here
when there is a death of one of us. How
long would you wait before moving on?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Two weeks?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Maybe three?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It depends you are a bitch?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Seriously, No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I think it's a lot of factors that we need
to depend on.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Well, why don't you answer first?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Would you let Remy call the new guy dad?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
For sure?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
How long would you go? Would I agree with me?
I said? Yeah? One year to the day.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah, I don't know how sad i'd be?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You know, it depends what you've done before, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If you keep like peeing all over the toilet seat,
well then yeah, like moving on pretty fast?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh you've got you currently got a time and you're
just knocking off days all of a sudden becoming do you.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Want to kill?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
This is watching watching in his risk? It's just taking
like that really bad movie.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, Trade time?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Just Timberlake? Yeah, and Jessica be that's a hard reference
to because no one watched that movie.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Not a crowd favorite, let's be honest.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, I think there's a lot of depending factors.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
How sad I am? You know?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right? Okay, no worries. I'm glad. We disgusted min
I'll try not to die.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey an, Now it's just a little bit later or
earlier on this afternoon, wild wild story coming out in NASA.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
It was two American astronauts who have been stuck in
space since last year are finally back on planet Earth.
Their mission was only supposed to last a week when
they arrived last June, but their Boeing spacecraft was sent
back without them when it suffered numerous malfunctions. After more
than nine months of spacewalks and zero gravity, the pair
(10:27):
arrived home. Now that are relief crew had arrived.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Unbelievable story.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
So stuck in space for nine months, you know there's
going to be a movie there. Let's talk right now
to someone who's got to know a lot more about
this than either of us would. Professor Alan Duffy, Australian
professional astronomer and science communicator, joins us here on Will
and Woody.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Alan, welcome to the show mate. First question for you.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
If I go away for a weekend, so two days,
I'll often take a third pair of jocks, nice to
be conservative in case, yeah, just in case. How many
spears these are these guys taking and let's not and
I don't want to just talk jocks here like I'm
talking chili. They didn't take nine months with a gear
with them.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Look, unfortunately for the astronauts eight days and nine months,
it's the same amount of clothes. They basically use a lot.
The there's an what happens when you're in space is
there's no sense of gravity. Fluid pile up in your
head rather than get pulled down to your feet like
we have on that blocks your nose, Your sinuses swell
(11:31):
and block. It feels like you've got a cold. You
can't smell. How about that space station or your clothing?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Really, God, that's what what a perk? Aout of space
so you can't smell a fight? You can't smell anyone
fighting in there.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Look, it depends how the noxious it is they're they're
definitely is not foolproof. But look when they're in space
and they're desperate to eat and taste anything that they eat,
they all got chili sauce. They put hot sauce on everything.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Wait to talk about that food thing, then, Professor Alan Duffy,
because again, as Will said, like they're supposed to be
there for a week. How are they getting so much
food at this space station to last so long?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Yeah, So NASA always has backup plans. So even though yes,
they stayed longer than anticipated, they had a lot of
reserves of water, food, oxygen. There was never a risk
of them going hungry. In fact, they had brought the
reason why with them. But the challenges there is not
as many space capsules, not like a bus for a plane,
(12:36):
you just don't have the next one. They had to
wait a while.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, and so how what did the actual rescue mission
look like? Mate? Like, how do you? I mean, not surprisingly,
I wouldn't really know what it's done, but like it.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Really that that is?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's that's good.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
There's obviously a lot of people thinking about this ever
a very long period of time, because again I mean
if oh, well, I'm just thinking like of the space
movies I've seen, even in Star Trek, they find it
very to dock space stations. You know, you've got to
get thrusters right, there is often a timing thing involved.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
We've got a fixed docking, you know, right in all
the movies do they come undone with the docking docking?
Could do it with a bit of work. Docking that hard,
Alan Duffy.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
This is all automated, so there's everything as capsule goes
up and it comes back. It's an entirely automated process.
I'm afraid of they this the movie is going to
have to take some artistic liberties here. This was that
bit was not so exciting or at least nothing out
of the usual. The bigger challenges the fact that their
bodies were well, they're becoming thinner, literally, the muscles wasting
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where the bones themselves are coming thinner because they weren't
getting the experience of gravity as we have it on Earth.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, just holding yourself up, Sam, So that to do
is a significant amount of rehab now that they're back
on Earth and facing gravity again.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Unfortunately. Look they've had a wonderful view of the Earth
for the nine months, but now there's a different price
to pay where they have to undertake months, if not years,
of rehab to regain particularly the bone density that they've Wow,
this was a serious commitment that these astronauts have made.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Is that so many So they're up there for nine
months if you just joining us, these two astronauts were
effectively stuck in space for nine months? Is that because
you're I know that you're you're a professional astronomer, and
I know you've seen around astronauts a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is that something to aspire to?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like the astronauts looking at these guys going oh god,
I wish I had nine months up there, Like, is
that is everyone jealous of them?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Or is this a disaster?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
No, I think there's a lot of Yeah. I don't
think any astronaut would turn on the chance to spend
longer in space. I think the hardest bit for these astronauts,
and this is not their first time in order by
any means, but it's the fact that they had said
goodbye to their families for an eight days plan and
then we're supposed to be home.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
By Christmas roll through, and yeah, for sure, they're very
much looking forward to getting back.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
But yeah, these people train their lives to get to space.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Were loving it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's what they want to do. So they contact their families. Professor,
could they do FaceTime and stuff with the fam Oh.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Yeah, there's Wi Fi on the space station.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh god, Oh it sounds quite nice. Actually, I mean
I was going to say, is it like when wood
you win in iMOS?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
There to get me out of here. But arguably they've
got it better.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah, look and maybe less bug eating. I don't know.
I mean that's the one thing I don't forget though.
They have to drink their own recycle urine up in space.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I did that, and I did that in about that,
my friend. So six years ago, September twenty nineteen, a
four point eight million pound gold toilet is stolen from
an art exhibition.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
I love gold.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let me give you some of the specks here. That's
a ninety eight kilogram dunny. It's completely made of gold. Right,
So like the ability from the robbers to get this
thing out of the art exhibition, I think. I mean,
I don't condone thievery, nor do I condone heists, theft
or theft, but you've got to say, this is bloody impressive.
(16:10):
We just put it on a dolly. Well, how do
you get the dolly into an exhibition? How do you
how do you not get seen into your security? How
about the noise that you make when you're this to
It was a functioning gold toilet. I love god. It
was plumbing.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
It was plumbed.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It was plumbed. It's plumbed, it's a plumbed gold toilet.
They managed to get this bad boy out. Anyway, they
got away with it for six years. Wow, But today
on could you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Just quick question and as you're using the toilet, was
it an exhibition that was actually in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
So it was it was? Was it in the cubicles?
So it's in an art exhibition? But no one's taking
a ship in the middle of a gallery. Well nobody
care of you. But it's in its own room. So
you go to I'll show your photo. You go to
the exhibition. It wasn't like a private cubicle, and then
you go to the toilet and go, oh, I guess
this is an exhibit, but I also need to weak
so you know, it's an interactive experience.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
That is exhifficient in the UK anyway, will today? Yeah,
we found out that it's two dudes. They found him.
It was obviously massive investigation. I mean obviously they would
just do a knocking on people's houses saying can I
see you're Dunny? Finally across a goal of Dunny. We
figured it out. But here's the thing for me. If
(17:20):
I'm looking at this and I'm an investigator also known
as a detective. Detective, I'm just striking out all women
because I don't think there's any woman on this planet
who would think it's a good idea to steal a
gold toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Seems sexist, I think, yeah, And I'm going to be
sexist here.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
To be sexist to here. Okay, Oh nice, I like that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I give us an edge.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I think you don't have enough of that. Don't kiss.
I think there is only things that men do, or
there's things that only men would do. And I fully
appreciate that I'm stereotyping and you're sexist. But let's engage, okay,
and if you want to, if you want to join me,
you got to join me here. Give us a goal.
Thirteen one O six y five is the number. I
(18:01):
think we can, through discussion find the things that only
men do. I'll throw one at your work. Sure. Watching
the sprinklers on grass, I think that's a that's a
man thing. Would you be my watching? Well, you may
not engage in this, but so me and my father
in law we've bonded over the fact that when we
put the sprinklers on on our grass, it's just great
to sit there and watch. Yeah, I think I think
(18:24):
I only men do that. I'll keep going. Men are
the only people that overstack a dishwasher. I don't know
what it is. Wow, I'll put my hand out. It's
not that is not the case. I think it is
what it is about it. I think it's a game
for us. But like, how many gods, how much crockery
can I get in here? And I'll keep going until
there's there's plate on plate you know what I mean.
(18:44):
I don't want to see an inch of space. I
think it's a man thing. How about this will yeah,
sniff tests with undies. I think that's only men.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Really, it's just my thoughts, just my thoughts at the
end of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Another one for you. I think I only men are
capable of going to catch up with a mate and
then walk away from that catch up not asking one
question about their lives, all their job at all, or family.
You come away from a male catchup and you go
and it's always your partner who goes, oh, and what
have they been up? Said? You're like, I've got no idea, Yeah,
I've got no that's a man thing, yeah off, And
(19:20):
your partner is the one who tells you they got
a baby on the way. Yeah, because they speak to
the other life. Yeah, anyway thirteen one oh sixty five
have a crack with in Australia. What are the things
that only men do? Let's get sexist thirty one six'.
FIVE i think we HAVE i think we have to
everything every now and then every now and it's our
(19:41):
show at the end of the, Day, megan what to
only men?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Do dodge and dodge and dodge until the very last,
second taking the rubbish out until the woman Decides i've
had enough and does. It and then you turn around and, like,
Oh i'll do it, Now i've got.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It, Yeah i've got his guilty of.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Bag i've created the laundry as an intermediary room.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
For the rubbish and there is just is it builds, Up,
yeah so. Significantly and we're bad. People you mean we're bad?
PEOPLE i think he.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Just boys fly with carry on for a week long trip.
Away ah, yeah classic male. Behavior i've seen that attempt
at a number of. TIMES i once picked up a
friend for a two week trip In. China yeah, yeah
AND i said to, him get your bangs and he
turned to me with a Fern wood women's sports bag
and said, mate this is.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah and then we're also the ones that often when
we holiday with our, partners we're, like, hey have you
got a phone charger?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
TOILETRIES i disagree with that Because i'm the charger. Guy
i'm the toothbrush, guy And i'm the toiletries. Guy But
i'm a strange. Relationship we've Got, caroline who's caught on
thirty one six Five, caroline what do only men?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Do, hey, Guys, so one one biggest thing that annoys,
me especially about my, husband is he put she's washing
either on the floor right next to or on top
of the dirty washing.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Basket oh, yeah, funny. Funny it's the flipping my. HOUSEHOLD
i cannot stand it when mim puts her dirty. Washing you're,
right it's on the it's on the, shelf. Right she
makes it to the, shelf and she puts it next
to the, shelf not in The.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I'm just not sure about which one it goes. In
though there's what and there's Car it's. NOTHING i don't
know about, You, crystal but there's nothing worse than doing
Because i'm put it in the.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Wrong, ONE i get in. Trouble, YEAH i would get.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
It i'd rather just put it in a spot where
you can put it in the right.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
PLACE i still go through it even IF i trust. Me,
Well i'm going to pick it out, Anyway so have a.
Crack have a. Crack see we, can, MAN i.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Own only man are the people that drive around speed
bumps rather than slow guilty.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Thing that no. One they don't save any. TIME i
feel Like i've cheated life WHEN i don't, know like ha,
ha can slow down this GUY i was doing the
speed limit. Obviously, well let's go To crystal, Here, crystal
what do only men?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Do put motivike parts in the?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Freezer put what sorry in the?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Freezer motivike parts like a motivike.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Cystem I'm i'm not a big. Mechanical i'm a. Piston
that's the advantage of a piston in the. Freezer, OH i.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Didn't know it was sung to a zoo with making
it hot and then putting it in the freezer for
it to chill and then like like expand and then
go smaller or something like.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
THAT i have no.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Idea that's, Right, crystal that would be. Annoying find a.
Piston only things on the men do.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
HAVE i found this famously at my like old male
sharehouse flats because it was the cheapest. Option but a
lot of men still do this is have a bar
of soap rather than a pump soap in the shower.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's exclusively a. Male there's no. Market all bars of
soaps need to be marketed to mend home woman on
the planet BECAUSE i think it's still. Good just pick
a few hairs. Off and WHAT i didn't, realize by the,
WAY i didn't realize that you're supposed to put the
bar of soap on your hands and then use your
hands your. LEATHER i would just as apparently you're not
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supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That it's, enjoyable. Mate please let's go To. Cal just
two fellas enjoying the, Bars.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Carlos are you boys?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Good?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Mate? Cal did you? Leather or do you try and
get the soap in the right? Areas?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Man i'll get that soap wherever it needs to.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Go would do you Think i've driven a wedge through your?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Relationship, yeah you're partially the, blame AND i hope you
take responsibility for your actually on the side that, so
BASICALLY i think that every single, couple anyone who's in
a relationship right now or has been in a relationship
has definitely had a fight over, this and it's when
one of the two members of the relationship is, out
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all right out and about at night in the, nightlife enjoying.
Themselves Now i'm.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Involved Because i'm off and out and about enjoying. Myself no,
Cultured i've enjoy stepping beyond the. Realms, no your issue
is that you dragged me.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Out Usually i'm a very good. Boy but you hosted
book club on the, weekend and as As i'm, sure
As i'm sure everyone, knows book club can get a
little bit. Wild you can get a little bit, wild
so you leave it like seven. O'clock, yeah but you, know,
jeez DID i fit in some fun times though before
they had seven pm? Departure? Yeah SO i was having
a lovely. Time. Yeah and just for so people Know
(24:51):
i'm a party. LEGEND i started at three in the,
afternoon so that was Four, yeah that was four hours of.
Power but generally, speaking when the, light when the sun goes,
DOWN i get out of there because things get. Weird
helping me a bit of, cooking bloody OATH i. Did,
Anyway So i'm having a lovely, time and this is
where the fight. Starts it's when the person who's been
out gets, home and as the person getting the, home
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you've had a great. Time i've had a great, time
got a lot of, energy and you're also conscious of, Like,
okay don't annoy the partner that's probably asleep or like you,
know you don't want to want to wake them.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Up.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Whatever, anyway apparently this is WHAT i did WHEN i got.
Home i've got a bit of a hazy memory of
WHAT i, did but apparently this is WHAT i. Did,
firstly there was a there was a key drop at
the door that was, okay but it was the grunt that.
Following apparently it was a drop that goes, oh which was, like,
Right i'm. Up, ANYWAY i struggled my way through the.
Door then very, loudly DID i start preparing bulk? Snacks
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like it's. Funny in my, HEAD i was trying to
make as little noise as, possible BUT i. WAS i was,
like you were reading and. Reading, WELL i started barb,
barbecue so we had dinner at. YOURS i started barbecuing
at my, house making these Lapping and this is where
it gets, worse because she was, LIKE i just went
to the fridge and chopped up ANYTHING i could find
and checked it on the barbie AND i was, Like
(26:04):
i'll cover that in saws delish. Anyway and then finally
like nine, pm so, anyway SO i do, that and
THEN i this where it gets, worse BECAUSE i think
staying out of the bedroom is a good. THING i
then take all my snacks to the bedroom and she
SAID i was. AWAKE i COULD i could see you tippy,
toeing like as If i'm not. Awake So i'm tippy
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toeing AND i put my huge thing of snacks. Down
THEN i get an iPad out AND i start watching movie,
trailers but you, know respect was. THERE i put some headphones,
in but she SAID i could still hear the movie,
trailers and apparently after every single movie, TRAILER i would, go,
Yeah i'd watch that. Anyway this caused a slight argument
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the next, morning as you can, Imagine, oh, Man i'm
just interested that.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Why did you do?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
THAT i cannot like IF i get home late THAT i.
DO i don't go inside UNTIL i have to go to,
Bed So i'll hang out in the studio at the
back of our. Place that's a nice thing to, do
just BECAUSE i just you just, YEAH.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I think in my HEAD i didn't want to fall
asleep on the couch watching movie. Trailers SO i was,
like i'd better BECAUSE i don't want to wake up
on the. Couch. WHY i have a bad. Back SO
i was, Like i'll take it to the bedroom and
Then i'll fall asleep in my, bed which is. Lovely, now,
Listen i've watched.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
That you told me that you watched a few movie
trailers when you got.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Home i'd watch. That you know that you've got a bad.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Habit, of only realizing many months later that it actually
wasn't it was a fan made movie trailer that you.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Watch, YES i was looking forward To titanic two for
a very long. Time they Found. Jack they Found jack
and he was. Alive and, well.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Know do you know of the movie trailers that you
watch that all of them were? Real? Mate who? Knows who?
Knows what did you? Watch which one stuck with? YOU
i can't remember, amazingly but i'd watch. Them i'll just
go to my YouTube history, anyway right. Now, YEAH i
do want to ask thirteen ONE i was five is our?
Number what's what's the annoying thing that your partner does
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when they get. Home how do they annoy you when
they get home after a night. Hour let's go To heather, Though,
heather what did your partner do when they got?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Home, hi, guys how are you going? Good, so before
we had, kids my husband had a few wild, nights
but one THAT i, remember he came home same, thing
like to, cook except one NIGHT i woke up to
the smoke alarms going. Off the house was full of black.
Smoke he was boiling. Eggs there was no water left
(28:39):
in the, pot the eggs had, exploded and a. Feeling
and to make it, worse we were going away on
a holiday the day, after so we couldn't air out the.
House so when we got back it was still it's
still smell like bird.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Egg it's finally pillow for, You, cooper that one to
six y, Five, Cop you want to confess something you
did when you got home that annoyed your?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Partner, Yes So i've got quite a terrible habit of
forgetting my keys WHEN i go.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Out yeah, yeah and classic mine as, Well cobo go.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
On SO i would go and pull the flightscran off
my window and climb into my, room which several times
it was not on one off, occasion which probably wasn't
the best of my, RELATIONSHIP i would step on my
partner while coming into my.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Room oh that's so, Yeah so how would she how
would she go with?
Speaker 8 (29:39):
That?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Coober what was her?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Reaction, yeah it definitely wasn't a good. Night didn't end
up with me getting to bed with a couple of
hour long arguments BEFORE i could get to bed at
about one o'clock in the.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Morning, yeah go to the, Couch, Cooper Im cooper when
you're going through the window that they're, there like you've
done the only you did it more than.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Once, well, YES i wasn't exactly in the most sober
state while this was.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Happening and we don't condone, that, obviously but you, know
and you're trying to do the right, thing, obviously because
if you're knock on the, door you're worried you'll weight
your partner. Up you just, right you just have to cop.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
That at that, Point i'd Rather i'd rather get up
in the middle of the night than get.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Stopped, yeah that's. Fair i'm. Sleeping that's a fair. Point
will let's go To. Christine, Now, christine what is your
partner do when they get? Home?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Hi, well, well if he goes he's been doing this
for a long while now and it's so. Annoying he'll
go out with the. Boys mind jew he's not, young
but he's not old. Either he's. Old he's old enough
to know.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Better get a little temperature.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Check that is the most married Comment i've Ever how
old is your?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Patter BECAUSE i, reckon you've got a couple of boys
who think.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Young my, husband my husband is seventy and goes.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Out with the boys that, like really.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Goes, out has a few beers of an. Evening maybe
one night a week they'll go And i'll meet out
up and have a night where they go out and
have some beers and whatnots.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Home.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
He comes home and he's had you, know probably a
few too, many and he will do the most annoying.
Thing he will go to the. Toilet sometimes he leaves
the door right and that's HOW i know it's, Him
and he pulls the leg of his shorts up and
pulls his you know what. Out he's willy and does
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A wii and misses half the toilet and he is
SO i just want to get his face sometimes and
rub it into. It he annoys me so much with.
IT i cannot stand we down the side of the
toilet or on.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
The, Toilet christine makes.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Me want to divorce.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Him, seriously he, Should, christine we actually all should sit
down with. You so maybe you could talk him into
That Walley alley famous.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
City pulling you shorts? Do and what's the problem with?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That you know what? Is why IS i don't get
the short pulled. Down you're saying shorts at.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Ankles, no it's your shorts just about the, knees about.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
The knee one short, legs casual.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Shorts and he pulls up one side of the leg
and pulls his willie down like. THAT i pulled the
short and just go and does it, goes does away like.
That that is just.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Lazy
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I do like keeping in touch with how mad the
world is going at the moment, though it woulds I
really do. I don't know why I get so much
out of it. It's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Sometimes it makes you, like, I think the individual like
me feel better knowing how mad everything else is going.
Like I think I'm everything's okay for me. Yeah, yeah, No,
good thing for you. It's not the interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I know you're you're up at midnight watching YouTube clips
around the big government cheese, yeah, man movie trailers the
other night, so you're going well. But for everyone else,
you should know in terms of madness, this is mad
for me because I think this is we're doing before.
About like the fact that I felt like the world
before Trumpy was felt like quite a safe place, sure
(00:50):
because it's just and maybe that's naive, maybe that's because
I live in Australia, but it felt as if all
like if something went wrong with another country apart from
you know, maybe Len's imputin for that matter, all of
Jijiping and whoever's running in Hong Kong and or Taiwan,
but for most white Western world leaders, it just felt
like if they had an issue.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
They're just going sort it out. Let's let's have a chat,
let me give talk.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah cool, We're going at lunch, let's play golf, yeah,
you know, and then have a chat. Trumpy is doing
his best to burn that down because he doesn't care.
That's his whole thing, right, And it really kind of
scared me today because I don't know if you know this,
but did you know that the Statue of Liberty was
a gift from the French to the Americans?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I did, I didn't, And I've often wondered how they
transported it. I stay up at night sometime. Would you
like to know that? Oh? Yeah, built most of it
in the US. That makes sense. Built the head in France. Yeah.
Oh yeah, So they only transported the head. We'll build
the body when we get there. Yeah, okay, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Good. So they gave it to them as a gift
to celebrate their one hundred years of after their declaration
of independence, which happened in the seventeen hundreds, So in
the eighteen hundreds, one hundred year later. Guys, You guys
are so great because you have to remember that I
don't know if this is tell me if this bores
you at all. But the Americans were the first ones
to have their revolution in the world to be like, hey,
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we don't want to have a king, we want to
have independence, we want to have liberty, want to have freedom.
To the French were like, we're so inspired by this.
I'm want to give you something because you've inspired us.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's a very good gift as well, isn't it be.
It'd almost be a bit uncomfortable receiving that if I
was America, like, oh no, guys, too much, too much,
And then there is I say that I'm not just
a nice guy. I'm just like, there's no way I
can give you a gift that good for your birthday
or your revolution.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, they did give them a great gift for their
birthday and or revolution, because fifty years later they saved
their ass. And the reason that they're all talking French
instead of German is because of the fact that America
went and saved them in World.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
War Two with d Day. But physical gift, well.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
There was more of an experience. Sure, yeah, they bought
the Red Balloon.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So I'm like, okay, thanks for saving us, But any statues, No, no, no,
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
They didn't get the statues, but they did get their
country saved by the Americans, which has been long standing.
The like the French America, we're leading the free world
thing has been I don't know about anyone else.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And maybe this way makes you feel like the world's
mad kind of I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Maybe it's a very privileged, white Western view on the world,
but I've been But the fact that that's gone because
the French are asking for the statue back.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh what, oh, that's what? So do you reckon that
they take the head first and then transport. It's a
really really special moment in the Bulgarian Football League yesterday
were truly moving moment. Before two clubs played, there was
a minute silence for former Bulgarian football Petco gun Chef.
(03:46):
So all the players there, you know, hand on hearts,
et cetera. Imagine the Bulgarian flag flying, the whole audience silence,
just just just beautiful tears, tears shed, no doubt who
was a great player and also still alone. So I
got the Bulgarian Football League got some bad information had died.
(04:11):
They honestly they don't know where the rumor came from,
but they thought it was strong enough that. Let's go
straight into the minute silence anyway. So poor pet Goo,
this is on the news, the Bulgarian news is a
great player, and you did. His phone just starts blowing
up with people getting in touch with him, which I've
always found strange. I'm just about to question that as well.
Made Pete hellier. Actually he was. He was pronounced dead
(04:32):
on the news once apparently he was hit by and
hilariously he said his phone blew up as well, which
is just strange. Like if someone has died and you said,
why would you message there, You're almost implying that you
don't trust the report. But he said the messages were
like oh mate, so sorry. It's like I'm not going
to get it. You think I'm dead anyway. So pet
(04:54):
goes far.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Although you would, like I think you probably would, you'd
send them a nice message to just be like yeah,
or just to confirm. There's a difference between going I
know you're not going to read this, but just want
to say I love you.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, you're dead.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So he then gets home to his house to his
wife crying and shouting and effectively she was like I
just saw her on the news, so I think in experience.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Shock.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, you say shocking experience, but then imagine how grateful
you'd be when they walked through. I thought, for a moment,
you still alive? How special is this? Let's have a
great night, Joanie Mitchell. Sure, yeah, I don't know what
you got till it's gone, right. Yeah, I thought maybe
joy people thought she was dead. No, jo is still
kick Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Nice anyway. I don't imagine for his wife she had
enough time to ponder the thought of whether she'd move
on or not, because I think she was only in
the lurch there for a couple of hours where she
thought her husband may have been dead long two hours.
He's Here's a conversation that I think we all need
to have if you're in a relationship. I think you
(06:05):
need to discuss at some point if if one of
us dies, how long until you can move on? Yeah?
It's not cold. Well, yeah, I just think I think
it's a good discussion to just go like, hey, I
don't want to offend the memory of you.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But why do you need to have that conversation. I
don't think that's a conversation you need to have with
your partner because they're dead.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, it to them because I don't want to offend
her the memory of her. So I just think that's
good thing. Though that's not that's not a person, he's
not a sentient being that can be offended. No, I
think it's nice to come to an agreement in when
you're both alive, just so that I don't feel guilty
about it, because I because, say, if my beautiful wife guilt,
that's not Mims, and I'm trying to alleviate that guilt.
(06:47):
It seems like you're projecting if if Mim did die
my wife. I just think i'd feel better about if
moving on if we agreed to a time period. Can
I ask you a question? Though, so like to ask
the other way? It goes the other way as well.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Obviously, if you're so that you know, if you've got
my understanding of death, which is that there's no more
life beyond this life, right.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
We disagree there? Sure move might I know, I know
you believe in the harem of women and all of that,
but there is in the harem, there is a harem
of snacks and PlayStations. So I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Actually, if surely, if you're in the dead, let's just
put yourself in the dead person's shoes right there, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Surely you just want them to be happy, whatever it
takes after a year in an ear of.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Such an old concept, because did you know in some cultures,
for example, particularly with women. I don't think it is
with men because of this idea that men don't want
them moving on too fast.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Women have to wear all black and like cover their
faces and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I wouldn't make seven years. I would make a cover
of face. But just keep a candle of me in
the corner and always light it before bed. That's all
I'm asking.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But what if she's, you know, burying the weasel with
somebody else in front of the candle.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You know what, after a year? Just give me a year? Well, anyway,
I think I should speak to men about it. We've
never discussed it. Oh you want to do it now,
let's just call it. Look, I'm shooting with.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
A year yellow a good things?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm just outstanding? Hey, quick question. I just think it's
something we need to discuss. We've never actually discussed it before.
If if I died, yep, or if you die? Or when?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
When?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Is probably when? Will you will both inevitable, sadly here
when there is a death of one of us. How
long would you wait before moving on?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Two weeks?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Maybe three?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It depends you are a bitch?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Seriously, No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I think it's a lot of factors that we need
to depend on.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Well, why don't you answer first?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Would you let Remy call the new guy dad?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
For sure?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
How long would you go? Would I agree with me?
I said? Yeah? One year to the day.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah, I don't know how sad i'd be?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You know, it depends what you've done before, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If you keep like peeing all over the toilet seat,
well then yeah, like moving on pretty fast?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh you've got you currently got a time and you're
just knocking off days all of a sudden becoming do you.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Want to kill?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
This is watching watching in his risk? It's just taking
like that really bad movie.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, Trade time?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Just Timberlake? Yeah, and Jessica be that's a hard reference
to because no one watched that movie.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Not a crowd favorite, let's be honest.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, I think there's a lot of depending factors.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
How sad I am? You know?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right? Okay, no worries. I'm glad. We disgusted min
I'll try not to die.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey an, Now it's just a little bit later or
earlier on this afternoon, wild wild story coming out in NASA.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
It was two American astronauts who have been stuck in
space since last year are finally back on planet Earth.
Their mission was only supposed to last a week when
they arrived last June, but their Boeing spacecraft was sent
back without them when it suffered numerous malfunctions. After more
than nine months of spacewalks and zero gravity, the pair
(10:27):
arrived home. Now that are relief crew had arrived.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Unbelievable story.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
So stuck in space for nine months, you know there's
going to be a movie there. Let's talk right now
to someone who's got to know a lot more about
this than either of us would. Professor Alan Duffy, Australian
professional astronomer and science communicator, joins us here on Will
and Woody.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Alan, welcome to the show mate. First question for you.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
If I go away for a weekend, so two days,
I'll often take a third pair of jocks, nice to
be conservative in case, yeah, just in case. How many
spears these are these guys taking and let's not and
I don't want to just talk jocks here like I'm
talking chili. They didn't take nine months with a gear
with them.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Look, unfortunately for the astronauts eight days and nine months,
it's the same amount of clothes. They basically use a lot.
The there's an what happens when you're in space is
there's no sense of gravity. Fluid pile up in your
head rather than get pulled down to your feet like
we have on that blocks your nose, Your sinuses swell
(11:31):
and block. It feels like you've got a cold. You
can't smell. How about that space station or your clothing?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Really, God, that's what what a perk? Aout of space
so you can't smell a fight? You can't smell anyone
fighting in there.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Look, it depends how the noxious it is they're they're
definitely is not foolproof. But look when they're in space
and they're desperate to eat and taste anything that they eat,
they all got chili sauce. They put hot sauce on everything.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Wait to talk about that food thing, then, Professor Alan Duffy,
because again, as Will said, like they're supposed to be
there for a week. How are they getting so much
food at this space station to last so long?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Yeah, So NASA always has backup plans. So even though yes,
they stayed longer than anticipated, they had a lot of
reserves of water, food, oxygen. There was never a risk
of them going hungry. In fact, they had brought the
reason why with them. But the challenges there is not
as many space capsules, not like a bus for a plane,
(12:36):
you just don't have the next one. They had to
wait a while.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, and so how what did the actual rescue mission
look like? Mate? Like, how do you? I mean, not surprisingly,
I wouldn't really know what it's done, but like it.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Really that that is?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's that's good.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
There's obviously a lot of people thinking about this ever
a very long period of time, because again I mean
if oh, well, I'm just thinking like of the space
movies I've seen, even in Star Trek, they find it
very to dock space stations. You know, you've got to
get thrusters right, there is often a timing thing involved.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
We've got a fixed docking, you know, right in all
the movies do they come undone with the docking docking?
Could do it with a bit of work. Docking that hard,
Alan Duffy.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
This is all automated, so there's everything as capsule goes
up and it comes back. It's an entirely automated process.
I'm afraid of they this the movie is going to
have to take some artistic liberties here. This was that
bit was not so exciting or at least nothing out
of the usual. The bigger challenges the fact that their
bodies were well, they're becoming thinner, literally, the muscles wasting
(13:37):
where the bones themselves are coming thinner because they weren't
getting the experience of gravity as we have it on Earth.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, just holding yourself up, Sam, So that to do
is a significant amount of rehab now that they're back
on Earth and facing gravity again.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Unfortunately. Look they've had a wonderful view of the Earth
for the nine months, but now there's a different price
to pay where they have to undertake months, if not years,
of rehab to regain particularly the bone density that they've Wow,
this was a serious commitment that these astronauts have made.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Is that so many So they're up there for nine
months if you just joining us, these two astronauts were
effectively stuck in space for nine months? Is that because
you're I know that you're you're a professional astronomer, and
I know you've seen around astronauts a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is that something to aspire to?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like the astronauts looking at these guys going oh god,
I wish I had nine months up there, Like, is
that is everyone jealous of them?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Or is this a disaster?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
No?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
No, I think there's a lot of Yeah. I don't
think any astronaut would turn on the chance to spend
longer in space. I think the hardest bit for these astronauts,
and this is not their first time in order by
any means, but it's the fact that they had said
goodbye to their families for an eight days plan and
then we're supposed to be home.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
By Christmas roll through, and yeah, for sure, they're very
much looking forward to getting back.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
But yeah, these people train their lives to get to space.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Were loving it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's what they want to do. So they contact their families. Professor,
could they do FaceTime and stuff with the fam Oh.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Yeah, there's Wi Fi on the space station.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh god, Oh it sounds quite nice. Actually, I mean
I was going to say, is it like when wood
you win in iMOS?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
There to get me out of here. But arguably they've
got it better.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah, look and maybe less bug eating. I don't know.
I mean that's the one thing I don't forget though.
They have to drink their own recycle urine up in space.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I did that, and I did that in about that,
my friend. So six years ago, September twenty nineteen, a
four point eight million pound gold toilet is stolen from
an art exhibition.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
I love gold.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let me give you some of the specks here. That's
a ninety eight kilogram dunny. It's completely made of gold. Right,
So like the ability from the robbers to get this
thing out of the art exhibition, I think. I mean,
I don't condone thievery, nor do I condone heists, theft
or theft, but you've got to say, this is bloody impressive.
(16:10):
We just put it on a dolly. Well, how do
you get the dolly into an exhibition? How do you
how do you not get seen into your security? How
about the noise that you make when you're this to
It was a functioning gold toilet. I love god. It
was plumbing.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
It was plumbed.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It was plumbed. It's plumbed, it's a plumbed gold toilet.
They managed to get this bad boy out. Anyway, they
got away with it for six years. Wow, But today
on could you.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Just quick question and as you're using the toilet, was
it an exhibition that was actually in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
So it was it was? Was it in the cubicles?
So it's in an art exhibition? But no one's taking
a ship in the middle of a gallery. Well nobody
care of you. But it's in its own room. So
you go to I'll show your photo. You go to
the exhibition. It wasn't like a private cubicle, and then
you go to the toilet and go, oh, I guess
this is an exhibit, but I also need to weak
so you know, it's an interactive experience.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
That is exhifficient in the UK anyway, will today? Yeah,
we found out that it's two dudes. They found him.
It was obviously massive investigation. I mean obviously they would
just do a knocking on people's houses saying can I
see you're Dunny? Finally across a goal of Dunny. We
figured it out. But here's the thing for me. If
(17:20):
I'm looking at this and I'm an investigator also known
as a detective. Detective, I'm just striking out all women
because I don't think there's any woman on this planet
who would think it's a good idea to steal a
gold toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Seems sexist, I think, yeah, And I'm going to be
sexist here.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
To be sexist to here. Okay, Oh nice, I like that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I give us an edge.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I think you don't have enough of that. Don't kiss.
I think there is only things that men do, or
there's things that only men would do. And I fully
appreciate that I'm stereotyping and you're sexist. But let's engage, okay,
and if you want to, if you want to join me,
you got to join me here. Give us a goal.
Thirteen one O six y five is the number. I
(18:01):
think we can, through discussion find the things that only
men do. I'll throw one at your work. Sure. Watching
the sprinklers on grass, I think that's a that's a
man thing. Would you be my watching? Well, you may
not engage in this, but so me and my father
in law we've bonded over the fact that when we
put the sprinklers on on our grass, it's just great
to sit there and watch. Yeah, I think I think
(18:24):
I only men do that. I'll keep going. Men are
the only people that overstack a dishwasher. I don't know
what it is. Wow, I'll put my hand out. It's
not that is not the case. I think it is
what it is about it. I think it's a game
for us. But like, how many gods, how much crockery
can I get in here? And I'll keep going until
there's there's plate on plate you know what I mean.
(18:44):
I don't want to see an inch of space. I
think it's a man thing. How about this will yeah,
sniff tests with undies. I think that's only men.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Really, it's just my thoughts, just my thoughts at the
end of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Another one for you. I think I only men are
capable of going to catch up with a mate and
then walk away from that catch up not asking one
question about their lives, all their job at all, or family.
You come away from a male catchup and you go
and it's always your partner who goes, oh, and what
have they been up? Said? You're like, I've got no idea, Yeah,
I've got no that's a man thing, yeah off, And
(19:20):
your partner is the one who tells you they got
a baby on the way. Yeah, because they speak to
the other life. Yeah, anyway thirteen one oh sixty five
have a crack with in Australia. What are the things
that only men do? Let's get sexist thirty one six'.
FIVE i think we HAVE i think we have to
everything every now and then every now and it's our
(19:41):
show at the end of the, Day, megan what to
only men?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Do dodge and dodge and dodge until the very last,
second taking the rubbish out until the woman Decides i've
had enough and does. It and then you turn around and, like,
Oh i'll do it, Now i've got.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It, Yeah i've got his guilty of.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Bag i've created the laundry as an intermediary room.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
For the rubbish and there is just is it builds, Up,
yeah so. Significantly and we're bad. People you mean we're bad?
PEOPLE i think he.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Just boys fly with carry on for a week long trip.
Away ah, yeah classic male. Behavior i've seen that attempt
at a number of. TIMES i once picked up a
friend for a two week trip In. China yeah, yeah
AND i said to, him get your bangs and he
turned to me with a Fern wood women's sports bag
and said, mate this is.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah and then we're also the ones that often when
we holiday with our, partners we're, like, hey have you
got a phone charger?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
TOILETRIES i disagree with that Because i'm the charger. Guy
i'm the toothbrush, guy And i'm the toiletries. Guy But
i'm a strange. Relationship we've Got, caroline who's caught on
thirty one six Five, caroline what do only men?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Do, hey, Guys, so one one biggest thing that annoys,
me especially about my, husband is he put she's washing
either on the floor right next to or on top
of the dirty washing.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Basket oh, yeah, funny. Funny it's the flipping my. HOUSEHOLD
i cannot stand it when mim puts her dirty. Washing you're,
right it's on the it's on the, shelf. Right she
makes it to the, shelf and she puts it next
to the, shelf not in The.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I'm just not sure about which one it goes. In
though there's what and there's Car it's. NOTHING i don't
know about, You, crystal but there's nothing worse than doing
Because i'm put it in the.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Wrong, ONE i get in. Trouble, YEAH i would get.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
It i'd rather just put it in a spot where
you can put it in the right.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
PLACE i still go through it even IF i trust. Me,
Well i'm going to pick it out, Anyway so have a.
Crack have a. Crack see we, can, MAN i.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Own only man are the people that drive around speed
bumps rather than slow guilty.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Thing that no. One they don't save any. TIME i
feel Like i've cheated life WHEN i don't, know like ha,
ha can slow down this GUY i was doing the
speed limit. Obviously, well let's go To crystal, Here, crystal
what do only men?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Do put motivike parts in the?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Freezer put what sorry in the?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Freezer motivike parts like a motivike.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Cystem I'm i'm not a big. Mechanical i'm a. Piston
that's the advantage of a piston in the. Freezer, OH i.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Didn't know it was sung to a zoo with making
it hot and then putting it in the freezer for
it to chill and then like like expand and then
go smaller or something like.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
THAT i have no.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Idea that's, Right, crystal that would be. Annoying find a.
Piston only things on the men do.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
HAVE i found this famously at my like old male
sharehouse flats because it was the cheapest. Option but a
lot of men still do this is have a bar
of soap rather than a pump soap in the shower.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's exclusively a. Male there's no. Market all bars of
soaps need to be marketed to mend home woman on
the planet BECAUSE i think it's still. Good just pick
a few hairs. Off and WHAT i didn't, realize by the,
WAY i didn't realize that you're supposed to put the
bar of soap on your hands and then use your
hands your. LEATHER i would just as apparently you're not
(23:17):
supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That it's, enjoyable. Mate please let's go To. Cal just
two fellas enjoying the, Bars.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Carlos are you boys?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Good?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Mate? Cal did you? Leather or do you try and
get the soap in the right? Areas?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Man i'll get that soap wherever it needs to.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Go would do you Think i've driven a wedge through your?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Relationship, yeah you're partially the, blame AND i hope you
take responsibility for your actually on the side that, so
BASICALLY i think that every single, couple anyone who's in
a relationship right now or has been in a relationship
has definitely had a fight over, this and it's when
one of the two members of the relationship is, out
(24:15):
all right out and about at night in the, nightlife enjoying.
Themselves Now i'm.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Involved Because i'm off and out and about enjoying. Myself no,
Cultured i've enjoy stepping beyond the. Realms, no your issue
is that you dragged me.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Out Usually i'm a very good. Boy but you hosted
book club on the, weekend and as As i'm, sure
As i'm sure everyone, knows book club can get a
little bit. Wild you can get a little bit, wild
so you leave it like seven. O'clock, yeah but you, know,
jeez DID i fit in some fun times though before
they had seven pm? Departure? Yeah SO i was having
a lovely. Time. Yeah and just for so people Know
(24:51):
i'm a party. LEGEND i started at three in the,
afternoon so that was Four, yeah that was four hours of.
Power but generally, speaking when the, light when the sun goes,
DOWN i get out of there because things get. Weird
helping me a bit of, cooking bloody OATH i. Did,
Anyway So i'm having a lovely, time and this is
where the fight. Starts it's when the person who's been
out gets, home and as the person getting the, home
(25:11):
you've had a great. Time i've had a great, time
got a lot of, energy and you're also conscious of, Like,
okay don't annoy the partner that's probably asleep or like you,
know you don't want to want to wake them.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Up.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Whatever, anyway apparently this is WHAT i did WHEN i got.
Home i've got a bit of a hazy memory of
WHAT i, did but apparently this is WHAT i. Did,
firstly there was a there was a key drop at
the door that was, okay but it was the grunt that.
Following apparently it was a drop that goes, oh which was, like,
Right i'm. Up, ANYWAY i struggled my way through the.
Door then very, loudly DID i start preparing bulk? Snacks
(25:44):
like it's. Funny in my, HEAD i was trying to
make as little noise as, possible BUT i. WAS i was,
like you were reading and. Reading, WELL i started barb,
barbecue so we had dinner at. YOURS i started barbecuing
at my, house making these Lapping and this is where
it gets, worse because she was, LIKE i just went
to the fridge and chopped up ANYTHING i could find
and checked it on the barbie AND i was, Like
(26:04):
i'll cover that in saws delish. Anyway and then finally
like nine, pm so, anyway SO i do, that and
THEN i this where it gets, worse BECAUSE i think
staying out of the bedroom is a good. THING i
then take all my snacks to the bedroom and she
SAID i was. AWAKE i COULD i could see you tippy,
toeing like as If i'm not. Awake So i'm tippy
(26:26):
toeing AND i put my huge thing of snacks. Down
THEN i get an iPad out AND i start watching movie,
trailers but you, know respect was. THERE i put some headphones,
in but she SAID i could still hear the movie,
trailers and apparently after every single movie, TRAILER i would, go,
Yeah i'd watch that. Anyway this caused a slight argument
(26:51):
the next, morning as you can, Imagine, oh, Man i'm
just interested that.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Why did you do?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
THAT i cannot like IF i get home late THAT i.
DO i don't go inside UNTIL i have to go to,
Bed So i'll hang out in the studio at the
back of our. Place that's a nice thing to, do
just BECAUSE i just you just, YEAH.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I think in my HEAD i didn't want to fall
asleep on the couch watching movie. Trailers SO i was,
like i'd better BECAUSE i don't want to wake up
on the. Couch. WHY i have a bad. Back SO
i was, Like i'll take it to the bedroom and
Then i'll fall asleep in my, bed which is. Lovely, now,
Listen i've watched.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
That you told me that you watched a few movie
trailers when you got.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Home i'd watch. That you know that you've got a bad.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Habit, of only realizing many months later that it actually
wasn't it was a fan made movie trailer that you.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Watch, YES i was looking forward To titanic two for
a very long. Time they Found. Jack they Found jack
and he was. Alive and, well.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Know do you know of the movie trailers that you
watch that all of them were? Real? Mate who? Knows who?
Knows what did you? Watch which one stuck with? YOU
i can't remember, amazingly but i'd watch. Them i'll just
go to my YouTube history, anyway right. Now, YEAH i
do want to ask thirteen ONE i was five is our?
Number what's what's the annoying thing that your partner does
(28:06):
when they get. Home how do they annoy you when
they get home after a night. Hour let's go To heather, Though,
heather what did your partner do when they got?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Home, hi, guys how are you going? Good, so before
we had, kids my husband had a few wild, nights
but one THAT i, remember he came home same, thing
like to, cook except one NIGHT i woke up to
the smoke alarms going. Off the house was full of black.
Smoke he was boiling. Eggs there was no water left
(28:39):
in the, pot the eggs had, exploded and a. Feeling
and to make it, worse we were going away on
a holiday the day, after so we couldn't air out the.
House so when we got back it was still it's
still smell like bird.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Egg it's finally pillow for, You, cooper that one to
six y, Five, Cop you want to confess something you
did when you got home that annoyed your?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Partner, Yes So i've got quite a terrible habit of
forgetting my keys WHEN i go.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Out yeah, yeah and classic mine as, Well cobo go.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
On SO i would go and pull the flightscran off
my window and climb into my, room which several times
it was not on one off, occasion which probably wasn't
the best of my, RELATIONSHIP i would step on my
partner while coming into my.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Room oh that's so, Yeah so how would she how
would she go with?
Speaker 8 (29:39):
That?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Coober what was her?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Reaction, yeah it definitely wasn't a good. Night didn't end
up with me getting to bed with a couple of
hour long arguments BEFORE i could get to bed at
about one o'clock in the.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Morning, yeah go to the, Couch, Cooper Im cooper when
you're going through the window that they're, there like you've
done the only you did it more than.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Once, well, YES i wasn't exactly in the most sober
state while this was.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Happening and we don't condone, that, obviously but you, know
and you're trying to do the right, thing, obviously because
if you're knock on the, door you're worried you'll weight
your partner. Up you just, right you just have to cop.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
That at that, Point i'd Rather i'd rather get up
in the middle of the night than get.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Stopped, yeah that's. Fair i'm. Sleeping that's a fair. Point
will let's go To. Christine, Now, christine what is your
partner do when they get? Home?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Hi, well, well if he goes he's been doing this
for a long while now and it's so. Annoying he'll
go out with the. Boys mind jew he's not, young
but he's not old. Either he's. Old he's old enough
to know.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Better get a little temperature.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Check that is the most married Comment i've Ever how
old is your?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Patter BECAUSE i, reckon you've got a couple of boys
who think.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Young my, husband my husband is seventy and goes.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Out with the boys that, like really.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Goes, out has a few beers of an. Evening maybe
one night a week they'll go And i'll meet out
up and have a night where they go out and
have some beers and whatnots.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Home.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
He comes home and he's had you, know probably a
few too, many and he will do the most annoying.
Thing he will go to the. Toilet sometimes he leaves
the door right and that's HOW i know it's, Him
and he pulls the leg of his shorts up and
pulls his you know what. Out he's willy and does
(31:34):
A wii and misses half the toilet and he is
SO i just want to get his face sometimes and
rub it into. It he annoys me so much with.
IT i cannot stand we down the side of the
toilet or on.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
The, Toilet christine makes.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Me want to divorce.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Him, seriously he, Should, christine we actually all should sit
down with. You so maybe you could talk him into
That Walley alley famous.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
City pulling you shorts? Do and what's the problem with?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That you know what? Is why IS i don't get
the short pulled. Down you're saying shorts at.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Ankles, no it's your shorts just about the, knees about.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
The knee one short, legs casual.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Shorts and he pulls up one side of the leg
and pulls his willie down like. THAT i pulled the
short and just go and does it, goes does away like.
That that is just.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Lazy
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