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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast. A bit of a selfish
phone topic here, but I think I'm a victim at
the moment, so I haven't seen a lot of the
TV that everyone's talking about right now. You're a busy guy.
You're a busy you do think you let up the
whole team.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Know that you you quite like engaging socially going out.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I go to gigs, I like going restaurants. I've got
I've got a solid group of friends. You're a man
about town. I am man about town. As a result,
I'm not watching several I am. I'm just behind. So
I'm behind on Severan, I'm behind on White Lotus, I'm
behind on Shrinking. I mean, I had to stymy a
chant between you and junior producer a and Eli Cilia
(00:46):
because you were talking about everyone's lying now. We were
talking about White Lotus. Are the priests? What's the one
we were talking about? Tell me, lies, tell me what
is that?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sorry, but I'm watched the either Don't Bother, but I
heard it was the one that you should bother with?
Is obviously White Lotus, which new episode was dropped last
night week.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We were just texting.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Each other in the airlock they're just outside around me,
because people get very up and about and very tense
when we're talking about boilers.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And like last night, this really did come to our
head where you know you were, you know, there was
a separate meeting that had to happen in the studio
about severance chat yep, because I didn't quite finished season
one life to take it elsewhere, and I'm a bit
sick of it, to be honest, having to tell you
guys to curb your chats. Would I just think that
the onus is on you to be aware and to
(01:39):
be sensitive of the fact that there are people around
you who haven't seen it. We moved away from you
and bunk it only after direction. Yeah, that's only after direction.
So I just think, and I really want to open
the phone lines here because I know it's going to
be a little bit of a debate across the country
right now. How long how long can you playing the
(02:00):
no spoilers card for? Like should there be a statute
of limitations? I think you get like, I think you
get the week. I think if a new episode has
come out, like people have got lives, No, you don't,
people are do people have got their mixed netball on
a Monday night week You've got seven days. Yeah, but
you know what a lock in one night work. You know,
(02:21):
I was in here at nine thirty this morning. I
was here at nine thirty. You were, but everyone else
they weren't. And we were in here at nine thirty
doing a chat with Larry and Kylie on channel nine,
which you know we're working. It was a very difficult correct,
but yeah, channel seven, we're in it. He was, he was.
(02:41):
That was a very hard four and a half minutes
what we worked for. But I came in early, so
I obviously got to go to bed early, so I
haven't got time to watch the lotus I watched. I
actually had to speed through one and a half speed
two episodes of Seventh last night just so I could
rock up to work today. And I'm just a bit
sick of having to be on the back foot here.
And I just think that the onus is on the
(03:02):
people who have seen the show to be just a
little bit more wary of how much chat is flying
around the office when you get in here, Like we
all want to watch it for the first time. We
all want to see it for the first time. And
I'm sorry if we're not, as you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Know, time free, but we all want to talk about
it will so I otherwise I forget what's happened in
the episode.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's fine, I understand, and I understand that white LOADUS
is a big deal right now. But I just reckon
that you guys can go and find a room in
your own time and space that maybe it's allocated. I'll do.
You know, like if you know in those meeting rooms
where you got those little iPads outside, just put a
little thing on that it says severance chat.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You could actually split the workplace for innis a bit
of a reference.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The episode who have not seen? If you want to
talk about white loads today, it's in you know, M
two from ten thirty to eleven o'clock and outside of
that cram it like, shut in your mouth. It's not
fair that we could have our TV show spoiled because
someone's got a wild mouth. And you know, maybe you're
one of the people out there. You know, you like me.
You know you've got a child, and you work like
(04:01):
a dog, and you just haven't had a chance to
watch any television recently. So look, yeah, I agree. Time
it's been two and a half years since the first
season of sevens came out, and it's just a tragedy
that I haven't had a chance to get to a
screen to watch it. You're hard working man and radio.
It's actually my daughter's two and a half years old.
There you go, checks out. You have a lot of
other parents out there, a lot of other young mums
(04:22):
who can empathize with me. So look.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Nice, you're in inspiration of the community. Will I tell
you I don't know how you doing it? How long
do you want though, before I can talk freely? Because
I said to you a week you've you've smashed that back.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't think you should be able to openly run
your mouth about a TV show without checking that people
have not watched it. If it's been out for years,
two years, no time limit? Two years? So to you think?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Two?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I need to wait two years before I talk
about White Lights openly in the office?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeap? Why don't want talk about it in two years?
I would have forgotten. Well, then find a private room.
So thirty and thick five it gives a call. How
long should you have to wait? Or should people who
have seen the TV show have to wait before they
can talk about it? Openly guy with a life here.
(05:14):
You know, I've had a chance to sit in front
of a screen for two and a half years, and
I just.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You're doing gigs, you're looking after a young child, you work, cooking,
you cook, and amongst a myriad of other activities that
you eat, piano you do. I know you're doing the
piano sound production anyway, go honestly for a long time
and the things that you do. But I going, I
do agree with you that right now, severance and white
(05:40):
loads are very fresh. So when when I want to
talk about it, I think I quite diligently go to
a private room.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
To be fair, I do it. Don't get me wrong.
Sometimes I go to say something and I think I
hold myself back.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
However, I think asking me to hold the discussion for
two years, yeap is absolutely abhorrent. Well, and I'm giving you,
I'm giving you month I've im I thought was reasonable.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I want to be a part of the conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but I want you there to mate, But you
just need to start canceling some of your activities.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Can't do that? Yeah? All right? Well what gylie things? Kylie?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
How long do you think there should be just a
rule a blanket ban on spoilers on a TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Look.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
To be honest, I do think there should be. I
think I think you miss it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You know, hang on, surely you feel that your nick
is in a not about a number of TV shows?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Woulds when I was a busy man's busy when I
was a social beast?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Exactly right? And Kylie, can I just say, surely you
feel guilt. I never want to spoil a TV show
for someone. That's the worst feeling in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I once ruined the sixth sense for a good friend
of mine's father whose name was Dick.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And like he he never he never forgave me. He
never forgave me. So sure you yeah, Have you had
a show spoiled before, Kylie? For you?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh? Look I have. But you know that's my fault,
you know, if I didn't stay up and watch it,
and other people are going to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I suppose this is the topic, isn't it? Like who's
the onus on the spoiler or the spoiler? Have you
have you spoiled the show for someone? Kylie?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh? Look I probably have. I'm gonna lie, but you know,
like will you said, you've got a chew and a
half year old, So do I mate? But you know
if she's say up, well let's leave that spy fault.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, no, fair enough, Kylie. But it sounds like
you haven't got much of a life outside of that.
So which is which is what I do? Like, I'm
out there, I've got I've got friends and people and gigs.
You spoiled Breaking Bad for me once delately. Yeah, that
was a funny bit. We did that on We did
that on there. Yeah, well that's the other thing, you know,
(07:59):
we can't do it?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh no, no, I found out the hard way, yeah, Massy.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
But often we say no spoilers because we have a
jugy to the community not to spoil things, because we
all know that a good hook and a TV show
is arguably the best part of some people's lives. It's
not mine, obviously, I have a life, but for a
lot of people, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's just curious. I'm actually going out to go to
go to dinner with my brother at a new restaurant.
We're looking forward to going to it. And about you
don't you feel tired? Never? Unbelievable? You know, life? You know,
life gives you get a little bit zesty off life
and you give it back.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, it's a wheel. It's a never evolving wheel. If
you plunge that energy into a TV screen, you die,
you know, and you live your life in a faux reality.
It's nice like the matrix. Yeah, I will take my
child with me. Obviously I would look after her as well,
so you know, yeah, yeah, you're taking it anyway. It's
got a massy here. It seems available to babysit, but
(08:54):
I just take it with me. It's not called babysitting
and it's your child, Massy.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
How long?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
How long did it rule on? No spoilers, mate?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think a difference some movies and TV show. So
the TV it's two weeks in the episode.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is the movies some months give it a good run
in the cinema before I think it's I think that's reasonable.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I also think two weeks is reasonable for a TV
What really, you're so busy that you can't put aside
forty minutes within a two week period.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Like honestly, Like okay, so I know that. Okay, look,
I know I'm obviously taking them in here a little
bit with me, like, you know, having a life and whatnot.
I know, I know you can stop saying that because
because because I am buying into it too much. But
there are actually people out there who are very busy
and who can't get a chance to watch TV. So
but who deserve a chance to be able to watch
(09:46):
the television.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Reckon Elbow is running that rule and he's out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There doing the doing the tour. Yeah, but he'd have
it on. I see. I think Elbow is entired. I
don't know what we're doing about Albow, but the busy
is going Australia. Okay to say, right, great point. I
Reckon Elbow is entitled to walk around Kirabilly House and
be like, guys, you can't be spoiling Laura in order,
you know s SVU. He seems like a Laura order.
You can't but you can't the West Wing I don't
(10:12):
want to hear about it. And I think, well, I
think anyone's entitled to do that.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I think he has an advisor who walks in and
goes right top shows, Lotus and Severance.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Let me give you the lowdown.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
He would so he's in touch with the So he
has to know he's in touch with the community. Yeah,
you're going to a fruit shop elbow. I reckon they've
seen white loaders.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Here's what happened last Wow, I don't think that I
want Will Woody presentstimless.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Strongly Aussie strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Drink responsibly. Oh we're nearly there, Woods We're nearly there.
A couple of sleeps away from a sold out fringe
vessel show at the biggest arts festival in Australia, the
Adelaide Fringe. Very very excited to get down there. Already
sold out, as I said, huge announcement around. One of
the comedians is going to be joining us on the
stage at the Fringe, as you said before, massive international act.
(11:12):
I've performed for the Queen before. Very very excited to
tell you guys who that is. I mean, really, are
they free tickets to go? Is it free to get
you there? They get a free seat to go and
see that one of the best comedians in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's why it sold out. It's sold out apparently in
half a day this night. I heard that from someone else. Truely,
I'm not just making that up. I make up a
lot of stuff. Sold out in twelve hours that's huge.
Now we're still finalizing our finalists. Certainly we're about to
hear from someone else who might be there on stage.
But what we can confirm well is that the international
act who is going to be there is a man
(11:44):
called Stephen k Amos.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
This advert, folks, when something like this door door, get
your doors now, backdoor, side doors, no windows, the words
doors is being flashed intimidly on discreen as if to
induce an epileptic door buying frenzy.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
When's the door?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
I'm a good not wondering is there anyone seriously sitting
in the house and your Aussie outback wind flowing through
going that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I do love doing this very funny man, great man.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So he'll be there at the night and hopefully this
is a bit confusing, but we've got Steve here now.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And now, Steve, you've got a story. You've registered at
will Andwoody dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're hoping that your story can be good enough to
get it on the stage at the Adelaide Fringe far away.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
My friend, boys, boys, here we go. Well, this one
actually happened to a friend of mine and she was
pusitting for a family she didn't really know that well,
sort of a friend of a friend and looking after
their dog as well while they spent a few months
in Europe. And one morning she woke up and the
dog was just ever died. Nothing. She did nothing, she
(12:58):
could have gone, but she was straw and she had
to tell the family and they were upset, but they understood,
and they weren't going to fly home, and she was
sort of asking if there's anything she can do, and
they asked her to take the dog to this place
to get cremated. She said, yeah, yeah, I can do that,
but she didn't have a car, so I had to
(13:19):
take it on the train and sort of frostening around
for something to put the dog in and found like
this black Pelican case.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And sorry, she's got a dead dog in a Pelican
case on a train.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, my Pelican case by the way for the people playing.
And I's got nothing to do with the bird. It's
a it's a hard case. She's like a briefcase especial
for like, you know, sensitive equipment. So she's a dead dog. Okay,
So she's got a dead dog in one of these
cases on a train, and.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
She's she's a little nervous. She thinks she's going to
get arrested or they're going to do random bags. So
she's she's very uncomfortable sitting on the train. This man
comes up and sits next. He starts talking to her
and sort of gestures of the case and says, oh,
you know, you can see you're a DJ and she
doesn't want to say nomade. It's at their dog, and
she sort of just plays along and says, oh, yeah,
(14:10):
I'm getting into it. I'm playing. I'm talking a little
bit and gets the splinder street and she's got to
get off and change. She gets off, the escalator is broken.
She's got to take the stairs. The man gets off
as well, and he offers to take the case up
the stairs for her. He's taking it up sort of
(14:31):
click click click up the stairs. It's quite heavy. She's
standing behind him. When he gets to the top of
the stairs, he bolts off you stealing djar. He is
standing there just draw knowing that this guy is going
to get home, open the case and find it their dog.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Goad story, Steve, I love that really hot. Wow, the
moment the guy opens that case, that is all the time. Yeah,
that's really really good. Stuff, Steve, I reckon, you're coming
out of the fringe. Mate. Great story, great story. Well
(15:18):
that's brilliant. I mean it's sad for your friend in
some ways, but you know.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Years ago, we can laugh about it now.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And also it's off her hands. It doesn't have to
go and get a cramat well. She just goes like, gosh,
I did my best, but it got stold.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Will.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Apparently Blake Lively was a child prodigy.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm gonna be honest, I do. I do hate it
when parents try and claim that their.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Children are incredibly gifted and they're very advanced than YadA, YadA, YadA,
but apparently hard not to get caught up in it.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Sure. Apparently Blake was enrolled in school at three years old.
I think most kids are enrolled.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well sorry, I went to school at three years old,
so she's actually year one and she's three years old
right now, here's a year one.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I just said I hate it when parents say that
their kids are gifted. But I am starting to believe
that my daughter, Remy is also a bit of an
academic prodigy. Why because I'm not teaching her things. I'm
I just play games, right, But she's really smart, Okay,
And I know you're going to be cynical here, you know,
because let's be honest. The apple falls from this tree,
(16:27):
and this tree not so smart.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
So I'm going to call right now.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
My wife knows I'm going to call, and I'm going
to ask Remy some questions that are of a year
one standards.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
She had any other indications to say that she is
intelligent apart from a hunt hunters, but she will give
me something, give me some concrete. She just says she's
really intelligent. You're literally about to say it. I'm gonna
call it right now. Here we go, You'll be blown away, mate,
You're blown away.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I bet you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Hello Hio, Hi, Remy, What.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's Data.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
We're talking about potatoes.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Classic classic afternoon chat.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Hey, Remy, Daddy wants to ask you something.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Can you come here?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Gosh, how quick you are taking the free.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I think you said that you that's will, that's will
you hih, Remy?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
What have you done today? Where did you go this morning?
You went and saw Penny, Penny and Rosie that's her friend.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
She's clearly lied about that, but anyway, that's not what
she's done. But hey, Remy, how do you spell your name?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
And I remmy?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Pretty pretty bloody good. So she's a greade one there.
She may have forgotten the but yeah her, Hi Remy.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I just don't get I can't get out of my
head that it's dad. Hi, Remy, how do you spell dad?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And I don't that's your name? A game? But that's okay,
Hi Remy. What animal says me?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
How?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No? No? Not you?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
What animal says me?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Cat?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hi Remy? What color is an apple?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Apple?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We're just repeating the question. That's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
An apple waish?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Very fun, Hi Remy. What do you wear on your feet?
A poppy?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
She did, poppy shoes.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Poppy shoes. Yeah, you might wear poppy shoes. That's your grandfather,
Very good, Remy. How many fingers do you have?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You little things?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
You have?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
How many little fingers.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Do you have? Cheat? Father?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I will cheat?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yeah? Your pink?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, pink exactly kind of not exactly what I asked,
but I think pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I can't believe. How are you doing here? One more questions?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
One more question?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Yeah you're listening, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You're listening ring. Don't get two year olds on the radio.
Might just try and count to ten?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Can you count to ten? Do you count to ten?
Remy or not?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
She's jumping, yeah jumping? No fair enough?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Okay, well we got to I mean I can count
to ten if you want me to have a crack.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
But you don't embarrass yourself, mim. You know you get
locked after five. Thanks very much.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Can you say goodbye to Will and Daddy?
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Speaker 5 (21:31):
Alana?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I did? Yeah, and I'm a little bit nervous if
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Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, I didn't play a great game yesterday if I'm
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You're gonna have thirty seconds. First question to ask you, though, Alana,
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Or will you Woodie? I would like to please, right.
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I'm ready, I'm ready.
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Rolling?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh, Roland, she's good. Chris Hemsworth, Oh, Bugger Pratt? Okay,
g is okay, here we go. Robert DeNiro, Oh god,
when did you go? Sorry? Okay, you need one out
(24:24):
of five? Okay, come on, we got this. Alana, Emma
Stone you kiddinghu'd you go for? Emma Wiggle? Emma member Roberts?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I don't know who Emma Roberts. She's a good actress.
She's a good actress. Four togoye, Ryan Gosling You went Reynolds?
Didn't you went Renolds?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
God?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay? One out of three? Come on wards, two out
of three. She's definitely the champ. Yeah. Jessica Simpson, Yeah,
come on, here we go. So investing to go one.
She's in the lead to go to la Kim Kardashian, Well,
(25:11):
very good, you've got four. Let's get to five. Two
to go. You've got four currently in the lead to
go to l A all thanks to the airlines, Alana.
Two more will extend your lead to six. Massive, Alana,
let's do this. This is a lot of names to
unite on in thirty seconds. As far as I'm concerned.
Okay Wood he yes, Adam Sandler, Yeah, she's out to five,
(25:40):
She's out to five. Okay, Final one here for six
names to unite on and the undisputed lead Britney Spears.
Bang work, guys, Great work, Alana, hot work, mate? Do
you flow through the world done? I mean really, I
(26:01):
mean you got what six out of fourteen?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But still and I don't mean to point fingers, but
I feel like I lane to drop the ball with
Emma Roberts. Clearly that was Stone and also, come on,
we're going Hemsworth.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Over Pratt, aren't we. I feel like but Irwin, I'll
give you that one. I'll give you that one. We
love Robert, don't work one of your own the lead guys,
if you want to play, head along to Willemwood dot com.
If you would like to try and unite with one
of us, flying night at Airlines sticks were more of
the USA boot your trip at United dot com, flights ACM,
spending money to LA. If you can beat six names,
(26:35):
I'll be back tomorrow. Jesus Christ. Sumstar is back in
the theater here in Australia. You're gonna get tickets. Head
along to Jesus christis the musical dot com dot au.
We've got one of the stars of the show in
Reuben K who joins us in the studio right now.
I saw Reuben on stage on the weekend. Jesus, you
looked good. I did so good. I couldn't believe it.
What ripped and thin? Massive and thin?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
What did you?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
I don't know how I fitted in, but I folded
him real good. Also, how dare you say one of the.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Stuff. Yeah, yeah, he's got a big part in terms
of crucifying Christ, no doubt about it. You had a
big role.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Don't spoil this a word. Don't tell them how it ends.
It is a very fun role to do. I get
five minutes on say to just let all hell break loose.
I'm in a fabulous outfit. I redesigned the outfit in London,
and I didn't tell the producers that I made the
whole thing see through and the underwear just a jockstrap.
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So when it received, showed them everything I do is
received brilliantly.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And then okay, so people don't know Ruben Rubin is
doing comedy festival shows as well. So Ruben k dot
com being sort of a queer icon being asked to
go and be in Jesus Christ Superstar.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
They called me almost a little scared, saying, is there
any world in which you have any interest in this?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And the first thing I thought of, apart apart.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
From the money, was no, no, no. The first thing
I thought of was how many people will this piss off?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Because you did about a year ago. You did piss
off a number of people with a joke about a
year ago? Was it two years on the project?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
It's whichever makes it more relevant and more appropriate to
charge more for gigs now, last year year.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Last year, earlier this year? It was last week, it
was it was two years ago.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
I was on promo for one of my shows, which
was just meant to be this like chilled out, let's
just do some stand up and some songs. And I
went on the project and I said, this joke.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
But you you you got like death threats and stuff. Didn't. Yeah,
we had, we had.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
We had to cancel shows that were like fifty men
outside my gigs. Sniffer dogs went through my venue and
the band were really nervous until we found out they
were just looking for explosives. We can really hear everyone
relax hectic moment, which is one of the reasons I
think this casting is cool, kind of cool cool, cool,
(29:05):
cool cool.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Right now, when when they cast you, did they refer
to this, this moment, this incident as like a do
you know what?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
No, because they're so polite, they're so lovely, and they're
so sort of like, we're going to we're putting on
this show in the best of all possible worlds, and
they're doing it in this way. Whenever they would look
at me, I just would raise an eyebrow and they go,
we might not let Ruben do the live TV interview.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
This time.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Radio anyway.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Where there's a dump button, where there's a beat button.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That's what he's on. So I think it's kind of
worth referencing over if I haven't seen Jesus Grosser that
it's an incredible it's a rock musical, right, but it
was I mean, even at the time that it was
brought out, it was progressive because it really is kind
of diving into the idea of Jesus being a human,
of him struggling with the fact that he's betray getting
betrayed by his best friend, he's fallen in love with
someone that he probably shouldn't fall in love with. I mean,
(29:59):
the god things they ever really touched upon. It's about
the relationships between these people, these people who are trying
to do this revolutionary thing, which are really just trying
to save themselves from slavery.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Correct. And this show also taught because of the way
it's choreographed, the way it's directed. It has a lot
to say about mob rule and how a mob can
build up an icon and then be complicit and tearing
them down.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
And we see that all.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
So there's so much in this thing that was written
fifty years ago, which is nuts because I'm only twenty two.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You shut your mouth.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Just because pride is over, it's not being we stop
showing up. It's got a lot to say about.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
The world today. Yeah, correct, nice.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
And it does so I think with some of the
most well known songs in all.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Musical they're unbelievable tunes. They have big rock numbers all
the way through it.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
But elsewhere a sea through outfit or is that just
you and no one else looks as good and a
sea through outfit as me, it looks like a duvet
full of mincemeat.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He's doing all the Comedy first Melbourne International and Sydney
Comedy Festival. You can go and see him two different shows.
So you got the parties over which is your actual show,
and then you've got this improv show called the k Hole,
which is a variety show.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's a lineup show where I take my favorite acts
from the Comedy Festival and tell them to get angry,
get drunk, get naked, get on stage.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Wow, it's a loose naked.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
In London, we had my friend Marshall Arkley come up
and do a whipping routine, whip cracking routine and Neil
Patrick Harris audience. I heard about this and Marshall whipcracks
their heads off. Roses. Roses have to be somewhere, so
sometimes with my teeth or I'm holding the rose. And
we convinced Neil Patrick Harris to stick a rose in
(31:39):
his sunset shall we say sunset.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's a lot, but in his new Bear sunset.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
In the Bear sunset, Wow, you had Neil.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Patrick Harris bear bottom revealing sunset with a rose sticking
out of it and.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
It was a beautiful sunset. We get people to do
the most insane things, the funnest things, that's all with
the live band, and I mean it's just a wild time.
I can't explain it.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So it's at the Melbourne Jaster Conney Festival. We got
a chance to go and see the K Hole and
then you've got your actually show. The party is over
as well, which that's what we can go to the theater.
That's it's it is huge, man. Congrats.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Maybe we sold out full comedy theater, so we both
want the second in one week in Melbourne. I'm then
be performing at the Princess Theater in Jesus Christ Superstar,
the comedy theater with the parties over, and then the
malt House Theater with the K Hole.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh my god, my congrats, oh my god. Thickly spread
across this culture. It couldn't be like more like your
name is truly in lights at three different shows, even
the biggest theaters in Melbourne.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
I'm essentially a monopoly. Now I'm part of the problem.
I always wanted to be part of something. Now I've
got a story to tell you will and.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Woody present.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Almost strongly aussy strong boat made right here in Australia
for eighteen plus, drink responsibly.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Speaking of your shows, I've heard that you've got a story.
We've got our Talls Tails competition coming up Pe. We
can register with them. You dot com ten thousand dollars
for a great story. At the Adelaide Fringe, you can
be performing. And I know that you've got a story
about a show you did in Hobart, Is that right?
Speaker 6 (33:12):
So I did a show in Hobart at the Rest
Point Casino because if there's one thing I love, it's
the sound of people losing their children's inheritance on blackjack.
And I'm a gentleman who might one day admit that
they are approaching forty from one end. So my face
(33:34):
has been touched by an angel very sly.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I can't tell.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
No. I just had a pair of breast put on
my back so I straighten. Have something to play with.
The advice is drink loads of water and get lots
of rest. We go to the casino, we do the tech,
my band and I, and then as we're leaving to
go to our rooms, we just see the bar and go, oh,
we'll have a drink. We eat, We have a drink,
(34:00):
turns into another drink, turns into another drink, and we
all think to ourselves Okay, we've got to show tomorrow,
and we have to drink loads of water and get
loads of rest. Two am, we are jumping into the
ocean outside the Hobart Casino.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Which is Arctic.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
I fall flat on the bed in my clothes, face down,
and when I wake up in the morning, my.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Whole face hurts.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Oh no, why does my whole face hurt? And I
saw my face in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I look like a dog that swallowed a bee. Yes,
that's it. It's it. My forehead.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
My forehead squished with my fingers when I pushed down
on my forehead squished. I hadn't drunk enough water, and
water helps flush things out and helps reduce swelling. Alcohol's inflammation.
Everything around the injection sites had just swelled and swelled.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And then you have a showed that night.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
How to show that night? By the way, public holiday
Sunday in Hobart. Guess what's open?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Nothing? Oh no, nothing?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
So I WhatsApp my surgeon, because that's what a professional
surgeon does.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I love that you would love that, and sent the photos.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
And they're like, oh, yeah, you've had that's a reaction.
We're in an emergency course of steroids. Founder pharmacy. Yeah,
we get to show time. I opened my suitcase to
up my makeup. I got my lashes, I've got my brushes.
I look and I go, I've left my makeup in
Melbourne Sunday Public Holiday ho a but nothing A six pm.
(35:23):
As I'm going down the lift to meet my mates
and explain to them how dramatic the situation is, I
realized that there was a children's talent competition, dance competition
happening with all of these tiny toddlers and tiers and
the mothers being like Janelle.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's part of Beret, part of Beret step and touch, but.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
There's so much makeup. They have makeup cases bigger than mine.
At which one I had to say to one of them,
I'm a drag queen in need you must and I
put my face.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
On nous todd ti makeup and a ho and hot dam.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Girl, So can I say? And they say, drag queens
are dangerous around kids. If anything, kids helped me that day.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
If you want to go and see Rubn, Rubn, thank
you so much for the story. Thanks you don't for
your time. It's a pleasure.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Now if someone tell me which one is Will and
which one is RUBENKM.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
If you want to go and see him at the
comedy festivals, you're a legitimate. Thank you so much please
The Will and Woody Podcast. A bit of a selfish
phone topic here, but I think I'm a victim at
the moment, so I haven't seen a lot of the
TV that everyone's talking about right now. You're a busy guy.
You're a busy you do think you let up the
whole team.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Know that you you quite like engaging socially going out.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I go to gigs, I like going restaurants. I've got
I've got a solid group of friends. You're a man
about town. I am man about town. As a result,
I'm not watching several I am. I'm just behind. So
I'm behind on Severan, I'm behind on White Lotus, I'm
behind on Shrinking. I mean, I had to stymy a
chant between you and junior producer a and Eli Cilia
(00:46):
because you were talking about everyone's lying now. We were
talking about White Lotus. Are the priests? What's the one
we were talking about? Tell me, lies, tell me what
is that?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sorry, but I'm watched the either Don't Bother, but I
heard it was the one that you should bother with?
Is obviously White Lotus, which new episode was dropped last
night week.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We were just texting.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Each other in the airlock they're just outside around me,
because people get very up and about and very tense
when we're talking about boilers.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And like last night, this really did come to our
head where you know you were, you know, there was
a separate meeting that had to happen in the studio
about severance chat yep, because I didn't quite finished season
one life to take it elsewhere, and I'm a bit
sick of it, to be honest, having to tell you
guys to curb your chats. Would I just think that
the onus is on you to be aware and to
(01:39):
be sensitive of the fact that there are people around
you who haven't seen it. We moved away from you
and bunk it only after direction. Yeah, that's only after direction.
So I just think, and I really want to open
the phone lines here because I know it's going to
be a little bit of a debate across the country
right now. How long how long can you playing the
(02:00):
no spoilers card for? Like should there be a statute
of limitations? I think you get like, I think you
get the week. I think if a new episode has
come out, like people have got lives, No, you don't,
people are do people have got their mixed netball on
a Monday night week You've got seven days. Yeah, but
you know what a lock in one night work. You know,
(02:21):
I was in here at nine thirty this morning. I
was here at nine thirty. You were, but everyone else
they weren't. And we were in here at nine thirty
doing a chat with Larry and Kylie on channel nine,
which you know we're working. It was a very difficult correct,
but yeah, channel seven, we're in it. He was, he was.
(02:41):
That was a very hard four and a half minutes
what we worked for. But I came in early, so
I obviously got to go to bed early, so I
haven't got time to watch the lotus I watched. I
actually had to speed through one and a half speed
two episodes of Seventh last night just so I could
rock up to work today. And I'm just a bit
sick of having to be on the back foot here.
And I just think that the onus is on the
(03:02):
people who have seen the show to be just a
little bit more wary of how much chat is flying
around the office when you get in here, Like we
all want to watch it for the first time. We
all want to see it for the first time. And
I'm sorry if we're not, as you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Know, time free, but we all want to talk about
it will so I otherwise I forget what's happened in
the episode.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's fine, I understand, and I understand that white LOADUS
is a big deal right now. But I just reckon
that you guys can go and find a room in
your own time and space that maybe it's allocated. I'll do.
You know, like if you know in those meeting rooms
where you got those little iPads outside, just put a
little thing on that it says severance chat.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You could actually split the workplace for innis a bit
of a reference.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The episode who have not seen? If you want to
talk about white loads today, it's in you know, M
two from ten thirty to eleven o'clock and outside of
that cram it like, shut in your mouth. It's not
fair that we could have our TV show spoiled because
someone's got a wild mouth. And you know, maybe you're
one of the people out there. You know, you like me.
You know you've got a child, and you work like
(04:01):
a dog, and you just haven't had a chance to
watch any television recently. So look, yeah, I agree. Time
it's been two and a half years since the first
season of sevens came out, and it's just a tragedy
that I haven't had a chance to get to a
screen to watch it. You're hard working man and radio.
It's actually my daughter's two and a half years old.
There you go, checks out. You have a lot of
other parents out there, a lot of other young mums
(04:22):
who can empathize with me. So look.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Nice, you're in inspiration of the community. Will I tell
you I don't know how you doing it? How long
do you want though, before I can talk freely? Because
I said to you a week you've you've smashed that back.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't think you should be able to openly run
your mouth about a TV show without checking that people
have not watched it. If it's been out for years,
two years, no time limit? Two years? So to you think?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Two?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I need to wait two years before I talk
about White Lights openly in the office?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeap? Why don't want talk about it in two years?
I would have forgotten. Well, then find a private room.
So thirty and thick five it gives a call. How
long should you have to wait? Or should people who
have seen the TV show have to wait before they
can talk about it? Openly guy with a life here.
(05:14):
You know, I've had a chance to sit in front
of a screen for two and a half years, and
I just.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You're doing gigs, you're looking after a young child, you work, cooking,
you cook, and amongst a myriad of other activities that
you eat, piano you do. I know you're doing the
piano sound production anyway, go honestly for a long time
and the things that you do. But I going, I
do agree with you that right now, severance and white
(05:40):
loads are very fresh. So when when I want to
talk about it, I think I quite diligently go to
a private room.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
To be fair, I do it. Don't get me wrong.
Sometimes I go to say something and I think I
hold myself back.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
However, I think asking me to hold the discussion for
two years, yeap is absolutely abhorrent. Well, and I'm giving you,
I'm giving you month I've im I thought was reasonable.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I want to be a part of the conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but I want you there to mate, But you
just need to start canceling some of your activities.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Can't do that? Yeah? All right? Well what gylie things? Kylie?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
How long do you think there should be just a
rule a blanket ban on spoilers on a TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Look.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
To be honest, I do think there should be. I
think I think you miss it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You know, hang on, surely you feel that your nick
is in a not about a number of TV shows?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Woulds when I was a busy man's busy when I
was a social beast?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Exactly right? And Kylie, can I just say, surely you
feel guilt. I never want to spoil a TV show
for someone. That's the worst feeling in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I once ruined the sixth sense for a good friend
of mine's father whose name was Dick.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And like he he never he never forgave me. He
never forgave me. So sure you yeah, Have you had
a show spoiled before, Kylie? For you?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh? Look I have. But you know that's my fault,
you know, if I didn't stay up and watch it,
and other people are going to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I suppose this is the topic, isn't it? Like who's
the onus on the spoiler or the spoiler? Have you
have you spoiled the show for someone? Kylie?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh? Look I probably have. I'm gonna lie, but you know,
like will you said, you've got a chew and a
half year old, So do I mate? But you know
if she's say up, well let's leave that spy fault.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, no, fair enough, Kylie. But it sounds like
you haven't got much of a life outside of that.
So which is which is what I do? Like, I'm
out there, I've got I've got friends and people and gigs.
You spoiled Breaking Bad for me once delately. Yeah, that
was a funny bit. We did that on We did
that on there. Yeah, well that's the other thing, you know,
(07:59):
we can't do it?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh no, no, I found out the hard way, yeah, Massy.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
But often we say no spoilers because we have a
jugy to the community not to spoil things, because we
all know that a good hook and a TV show
is arguably the best part of some people's lives. It's
not mine, obviously, I have a life, but for a
lot of people, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's just curious. I'm actually going out to go to
go to dinner with my brother at a new restaurant.
We're looking forward to going to it. And about you
don't you feel tired? Never? Unbelievable? You know, life? You know,
life gives you get a little bit zesty off life
and you give it back.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, it's a wheel. It's a never evolving wheel. If
you plunge that energy into a TV screen, you die,
you know, and you live your life in a faux reality.
It's nice like the matrix. Yeah, I will take my
child with me. Obviously I would look after her as well,
so you know, yeah, yeah, you're taking it anyway. It's
got a massy here. It seems available to babysit, but
(08:54):
I just take it with me. It's not called babysitting
and it's your child, Massy.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
How long?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
How long did it rule on? No spoilers, mate?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think a difference some movies and TV show. So
the TV it's two weeks in the episode.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is the movies some months give it a good run
in the cinema before I think it's I think that's reasonable.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I also think two weeks is reasonable for a TV
What really, you're so busy that you can't put aside
forty minutes within a two week period.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Like honestly, Like okay, so I know that. Okay, look,
I know I'm obviously taking them in here a little
bit with me, like, you know, having a life and whatnot.
I know, I know you can stop saying that because
because because I am buying into it too much. But
there are actually people out there who are very busy
and who can't get a chance to watch TV. So
but who deserve a chance to be able to watch
(09:46):
the television.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Reckon Elbow is running that rule and he's out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There doing the doing the tour. Yeah, but he'd have
it on. I see. I think Elbow is entired. I
don't know what we're doing about Albow, but the busy
is going Australia. Okay to say, right, great point. I
Reckon Elbow is entitled to walk around Kirabilly House and
be like, guys, you can't be spoiling Laura in order,
you know s SVU. He seems like a Laura order.
You can't but you can't the West Wing I don't
(10:12):
want to hear about it. And I think, well, I
think anyone's entitled to do that.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I think he has an advisor who walks in and
goes right top shows, Lotus and Severance.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Let me give you the lowdown.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
He would so he's in touch with the So he
has to know he's in touch with the community. Yeah,
you're going to a fruit shop elbow. I reckon they've
seen white loaders.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Here's what happened last Wow, I don't think that I
want Will Woody presentstimless.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Strongly Aussie strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Drink responsibly. Oh we're nearly there, Woods We're nearly there.
A couple of sleeps away from a sold out fringe
vessel show at the biggest arts festival in Australia, the
Adelaide Fringe. Very very excited to get down there. Already
sold out, as I said, huge announcement around. One of
the comedians is going to be joining us on the
stage at the Fringe, as you said before, massive international act.
(11:12):
I've performed for the Queen before. Very very excited to
tell you guys who that is. I mean, really, are
they free tickets to go? Is it free to get
you there? They get a free seat to go and
see that one of the best comedians in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's why it sold out. It's sold out apparently in
half a day this night. I heard that from someone else. Truely,
I'm not just making that up. I make up a
lot of stuff. Sold out in twelve hours that's huge.
Now we're still finalizing our finalists. Certainly we're about to
hear from someone else who might be there on stage.
But what we can confirm well is that the international
act who is going to be there is a man
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called Stephen k Amos.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
This advert, folks, when something like this door door, get
your doors now, backdoor, side doors, no windows, the words
doors is being flashed intimidly on discreen as if to
induce an epileptic door buying frenzy.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
When's the door?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
I'm a good not wondering is there anyone seriously sitting
in the house and your Aussie outback wind flowing through
going that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I do love doing this very funny man, great man.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So he'll be there at the night and hopefully this
is a bit confusing, but we've got Steve here now.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And now, Steve, you've got a story. You've registered at
will Andwoody dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're hoping that your story can be good enough to
get it on the stage at the Adelaide Fringe far away.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
My friend, boys, boys, here we go. Well, this one
actually happened to a friend of mine and she was
pusitting for a family she didn't really know that well,
sort of a friend of a friend and looking after
their dog as well while they spent a few months
in Europe. And one morning she woke up and the
dog was just ever died. Nothing. She did nothing, she
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could have gone, but she was straw and she had
to tell the family and they were upset, but they understood,
and they weren't going to fly home, and she was
sort of asking if there's anything she can do, and
they asked her to take the dog to this place
to get cremated. She said, yeah, yeah, I can do that,
but she didn't have a car, so I had to
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take it on the train and sort of frostening around
for something to put the dog in and found like
this black Pelican case.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And sorry, she's got a dead dog in a Pelican
case on a train.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, my Pelican case by the way for the people playing.
And I's got nothing to do with the bird. It's
a it's a hard case. She's like a briefcase especial
for like, you know, sensitive equipment. So she's a dead dog. Okay,
So she's got a dead dog in one of these
cases on a train, and.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
She's she's a little nervous. She thinks she's going to
get arrested or they're going to do random bags. So
she's she's very uncomfortable sitting on the train. This man
comes up and sits next. He starts talking to her
and sort of gestures of the case and says, oh,
you know, you can see you're a DJ and she
doesn't want to say nomade. It's at their dog, and
she sort of just plays along and says, oh, yeah,
(14:10):
I'm getting into it. I'm playing. I'm talking a little
bit and gets the splinder street and she's got to
get off and change. She gets off, the escalator is broken.
She's got to take the stairs. The man gets off
as well, and he offers to take the case up
the stairs for her. He's taking it up sort of
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click click click up the stairs. It's quite heavy. She's
standing behind him. When he gets to the top of
the stairs, he bolts off you stealing djar. He is
standing there just draw knowing that this guy is going
to get home, open the case and find it their dog.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Goad story, Steve, I love that really hot. Wow, the
moment the guy opens that case, that is all the time. Yeah,
that's really really good. Stuff, Steve, I reckon, you're coming
out of the fringe. Mate. Great story, great story. Well
(15:18):
that's brilliant. I mean it's sad for your friend in
some ways, but you know.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Years ago, we can laugh about it now.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And also it's off her hands. It doesn't have to
go and get a cramat well. She just goes like, gosh,
I did my best, but it got stold.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Will.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Apparently Blake Lively was a child prodigy.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm gonna be honest, I do. I do hate it
when parents try and claim that their.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Children are incredibly gifted and they're very advanced than YadA, YadA, YadA,
but apparently hard not to get caught up in it.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Sure. Apparently Blake was enrolled in school at three years old.
I think most kids are enrolled.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well sorry, I went to school at three years old,
so she's actually year one and she's three years old
right now, here's a year one.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I just said I hate it when parents say that
their kids are gifted. But I am starting to believe
that my daughter, Remy is also a bit of an
academic prodigy. Why because I'm not teaching her things. I'm
I just play games, right, But she's really smart, Okay,
And I know you're going to be cynical here, you know,
because let's be honest. The apple falls from this tree,
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and this tree not so smart.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
So I'm going to call right now.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
My wife knows I'm going to call, and I'm going
to ask Remy some questions that are of a year
one standards.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
She had any other indications to say that she is
intelligent apart from a hunt hunters, but she will give
me something, give me some concrete. She just says she's
really intelligent. You're literally about to say it. I'm gonna
call it right now. Here we go, You'll be blown away, mate,
You're blown away.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I bet you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Hello Hio, Hi, Remy, What.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's Data.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
We're talking about potatoes.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Classic classic afternoon chat.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Hey, Remy, Daddy wants to ask you something.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Can you come here?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Gosh, how quick you are taking the free.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I think you said that you that's will, that's will
you hih, Remy?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
What have you done today? Where did you go this morning?
You went and saw Penny, Penny and Rosie that's her friend.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
She's clearly lied about that, but anyway, that's not what
she's done. But hey, Remy, how do you spell your name?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
And I remmy?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Pretty pretty bloody good. So she's a greade one there.
She may have forgotten the but yeah her, Hi Remy.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I just don't get I can't get out of my
head that it's dad. Hi, Remy, how do you spell dad?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
And I don't that's your name? A game? But that's okay,
Hi Remy. What animal says me?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
How?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
No? No? Not you?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
What animal says me?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Cat?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hi Remy? What color is an apple?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Apple?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We're just repeating the question. That's fair enough.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
An apple waish?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Very fun, Hi Remy. What do you wear on your feet?
A poppy?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
She did, poppy shoes.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Poppy shoes. Yeah, you might wear poppy shoes. That's your grandfather,
Very good, Remy. How many fingers do you have?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You little things?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
You have?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
How many little fingers.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Do you have? Cheat? Father?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I will cheat?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yeah? Your pink?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, pink exactly kind of not exactly what I asked,
but I think pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I can't believe. How are you doing here? One more questions?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
One more question?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Yeah you're listening, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You're listening ring. Don't get two year olds on the radio.
Might just try and count to ten?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Can you count to ten? Do you count to ten?
Remy or not?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
She's jumping, yeah jumping? No fair enough?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Okay, well we got to I mean I can count
to ten if you want me to have a crack.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
But you don't embarrass yourself, mim. You know you get
locked after five. Thanks very much.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Can you say goodbye to Will and Daddy?
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Speaker 3 (21:28):
Hello, gooday, guys, take going.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Very very good. Did you hear this yesterday?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Alana?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I did? Yeah, and I'm a little bit nervous if
I'm honest.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, I didn't play a great game yesterday if I'm
being honest. But again, the score to beat is three.
You're gonna have thirty seconds. First question to ask you, though, Alana,
is who would you like to unite with me?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Or will you Woodie? I would like to please, right.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Perfect, Even though I was horrific yesterday, I like that
you're giving me a redemption round you need one. So
the way this works, Alana, I'm gonna I'm gonna disappear
for a bit. I'm gonna listen to some music. You
do your thirty second and then I'll be back. Best
of Like, just just go with what you think of
first and think of me all right.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
Anyway, Okay, are you ready to go?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Let's do this.
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Okay, thirty seconds starts now. Jennifer Hudson, Harry Potter, Donald.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Trump, Miranda k Kelly, Roland, Chris Taylor, Swift, Robert Irwin,
Emma Robert, Adam.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Sandler, Ryan, Jessica, Ms Simpson, Kim Brittany, Laura Gee. We're guessing, Alana,
great work, well done, all right, lend me just have
(22:54):
a look here. So you've got Woody is just joining
the conversation again and he's tapped out woods Yes, Alana
guest fourteen wow names, So good speed, Alana, great cracking pace,
very good chance for you to unite with her on
at least three and for her to take the lead
and get the trip to l A. Here we go,
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United Airlines. So I'm answering fourteen names, truth, fourteen names.
First name Jennifer Aniston. I'm going to tell you live here.
Oh God incorrect? Oh no, I thought that was a guinea.
She went Hudson. Harry. Second guest was Harry Harry styles incorrect.
(23:39):
Oh no, Alana went Potter. Oh yep, yep, Donald Trump, Bang,
here we go, there's one. He's got one. Here we go.
Miranda Bang, here we go to alright? Wow wa Kelly Slater.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Rolling?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh, Roland, she's good. Chris Hemsworth, Oh, Bugger Pratt? Okay,
g is okay, here we go. Robert DeNiro, Oh god,
when did you go? Sorry? Okay, you need one out
(24:24):
of five? Okay, come on, we got this. Alana, Emma
Stone you kiddinghu'd you go for? Emma Wiggle? Emma member Roberts?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I don't know who Emma Roberts. She's a good actress.
She's a good actress. Four togoye, Ryan Gosling You went Reynolds?
Didn't you went Renolds?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
God?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay? One out of three? Come on wards, two out
of three. She's definitely the champ. Yeah. Jessica Simpson, Yeah,
come on, here we go. So investing to go one.
She's in the lead to go to la Kim Kardashian, Well,
(25:11):
very good, you've got four. Let's get to five. Two
to go. You've got four currently in the lead to
go to l A all thanks to the airlines, Alana.
Two more will extend your lead to six. Massive, Alana,
let's do this. This is a lot of names to
unite on in thirty seconds. As far as I'm concerned.
Okay Wood he yes, Adam Sandler, Yeah, she's out to five,
(25:40):
She's out to five. Okay, Final one here for six
names to unite on and the undisputed lead Britney Spears.
Bang work, guys, Great work, Alana, hot work, mate? Do
you flow through the world done? I mean really, I
(26:01):
mean you got what six out of fourteen?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But still and I don't mean to point fingers, but
I feel like I lane to drop the ball with
Emma Roberts. Clearly that was Stone and also, come on,
we're going Hemsworth.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Over Pratt, aren't we. I feel like but Irwin, I'll
give you that one. I'll give you that one. We
love Robert, don't work one of your own the lead guys,
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If you would like to try and unite with one
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(26:35):
I'll be back tomorrow. Jesus Christ. Sumstar is back in
the theater here in Australia. You're gonna get tickets. Head
along to Jesus christis the musical dot com dot au.
We've got one of the stars of the show in
Reuben K who joins us in the studio right now.
I saw Reuben on stage on the weekend. Jesus, you
looked good. I did so good. I couldn't believe it.
What ripped and thin? Massive and thin?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
What did you?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
I don't know how I fitted in, but I folded
him real good. Also, how dare you say one of the.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Stuff. Yeah, yeah, he's got a big part in terms
of crucifying Christ, no doubt about it. You had a
big role.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Don't spoil this a word. Don't tell them how it ends.
It is a very fun role to do. I get
five minutes on say to just let all hell break loose.
I'm in a fabulous outfit. I redesigned the outfit in London,
and I didn't tell the producers that I made the
whole thing see through and the underwear just a jockstrap.
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So when it received, showed them everything I do is
received brilliantly.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And then okay, so people don't know Ruben Rubin is
doing comedy festival shows as well. So Ruben k dot
com being sort of a queer icon being asked to
go and be in Jesus Christ Superstar.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
They called me almost a little scared, saying, is there
any world in which you have any interest in this?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And the first thing I thought of, apart apart.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
From the money, was no, no, no. The first thing
I thought of was how many people will this piss off?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Because you did about a year ago. You did piss
off a number of people with a joke about a
year ago? Was it two years on the project?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
It's whichever makes it more relevant and more appropriate to
charge more for gigs now, last year year.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Last year, earlier this year? It was last week, it
was it was two years ago.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
I was on promo for one of my shows, which
was just meant to be this like chilled out, let's
just do some stand up and some songs. And I
went on the project and I said, this joke.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
But you you you got like death threats and stuff. Didn't. Yeah,
we had, we had.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
We had to cancel shows that were like fifty men
outside my gigs. Sniffer dogs went through my venue and
the band were really nervous until we found out they
were just looking for explosives. We can really hear everyone
relax hectic moment, which is one of the reasons I
think this casting is cool, kind of cool cool, cool,
(29:05):
cool cool.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Right now, when when they cast you, did they refer
to this, this moment, this incident as like a do
you know what?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
No, because they're so polite, they're so lovely, and they're
so sort of like, we're going to we're putting on
this show in the best of all possible worlds, and
they're doing it in this way. Whenever they would look
at me, I just would raise an eyebrow and they go,
we might not let Ruben do the live TV interview.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
This time.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Radio anyway.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Where there's a dump button, where there's a beat button.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That's what he's on. So I think it's kind of
worth referencing over if I haven't seen Jesus Grosser that
it's an incredible it's a rock musical, right, but it
was I mean, even at the time that it was
brought out, it was progressive because it really is kind
of diving into the idea of Jesus being a human,
of him struggling with the fact that he's betray getting
betrayed by his best friend, he's fallen in love with
someone that he probably shouldn't fall in love with. I mean,
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the god things they ever really touched upon. It's about
the relationships between these people, these people who are trying
to do this revolutionary thing, which are really just trying
to save themselves from slavery.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Correct. And this show also taught because of the way
it's choreographed, the way it's directed. It has a lot
to say about mob rule and how a mob can
build up an icon and then be complicit and tearing
them down.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
And we see that all.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
So there's so much in this thing that was written
fifty years ago, which is nuts because I'm only twenty two.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
You shut your mouth.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Just because pride is over, it's not being we stop
showing up. It's got a lot to say about.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
The world today. Yeah, correct, nice.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
And it does so I think with some of the
most well known songs in all.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Musical they're unbelievable tunes. They have big rock numbers all
the way through it.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
But elsewhere a sea through outfit or is that just
you and no one else looks as good and a
sea through outfit as me, it looks like a duvet
full of mincemeat.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He's doing all the Comedy first Melbourne International and Sydney
Comedy Festival. You can go and see him two different shows.
So you got the parties over which is your actual show,
and then you've got this improv show called the k Hole,
which is a variety show.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's a lineup show where I take my favorite acts
from the Comedy Festival and tell them to get angry,
get drunk, get naked, get on stage.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Wow, it's a loose naked.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
In London, we had my friend Marshall Arkley come up
and do a whipping routine, whip cracking routine and Neil
Patrick Harris audience. I heard about this and Marshall whipcracks
their heads off. Roses. Roses have to be somewhere, so
sometimes with my teeth or I'm holding the rose. And
we convinced Neil Patrick Harris to stick a rose in
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his sunset shall we say sunset.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's a lot, but in his new Bear sunset.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
In the Bear sunset, Wow, you had Neil.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Patrick Harris bear bottom revealing sunset with a rose sticking
out of it and.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
It was a beautiful sunset. We get people to do
the most insane things, the funnest things, that's all with
the live band, and I mean it's just a wild time.
I can't explain it.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
So it's at the Melbourne Jaster Conney Festival. We got
a chance to go and see the K Hole and
then you've got your actually show. The party is over
as well, which that's what we can go to the theater.
That's it's it is huge, man. Congrats.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Maybe we sold out full comedy theater, so we both
want the second in one week in Melbourne. I'm then
be performing at the Princess Theater in Jesus Christ Superstar,
the comedy theater with the parties over, and then the
malt House Theater with the K Hole.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh my god, my congrats, oh my god. Thickly spread
across this culture. It couldn't be like more like your
name is truly in lights at three different shows, even
the biggest theaters in Melbourne.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
I'm essentially a monopoly. Now I'm part of the problem.
I always wanted to be part of something. Now I've
got a story to tell you will and.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Woody present.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Almost strongly aussy strong boat made right here in Australia
for eighteen plus, drink responsibly.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Speaking of your shows, I've heard that you've got a story.
We've got our Talls Tails competition coming up Pe. We
can register with them. You dot com ten thousand dollars
for a great story. At the Adelaide Fringe, you can
be performing. And I know that you've got a story
about a show you did in Hobart, Is that right?
Speaker 6 (33:12):
So I did a show in Hobart at the Rest
Point Casino because if there's one thing I love, it's
the sound of people losing their children's inheritance on blackjack.
And I'm a gentleman who might one day admit that
they are approaching forty from one end. So my face
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has been touched by an angel very sly.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I can't tell.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
No. I just had a pair of breast put on
my back so I straighten. Have something to play with.
The advice is drink loads of water and get lots
of rest. We go to the casino, we do the tech,
my band and I, and then as we're leaving to
go to our rooms, we just see the bar and go, oh,
we'll have a drink. We eat, We have a drink,
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turns into another drink, turns into another drink, and we
all think to ourselves Okay, we've got to show tomorrow,
and we have to drink loads of water and get
loads of rest. Two am, we are jumping into the
ocean outside the Hobart Casino.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Which is Arctic.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
I fall flat on the bed in my clothes, face down,
and when I wake up in the morning, my.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Whole face hurts.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Oh no, why does my whole face hurt? And I
saw my face in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I look like a dog that swallowed a bee. Yes,
that's it. It's it. My forehead.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
My forehead squished with my fingers when I pushed down
on my forehead squished. I hadn't drunk enough water, and
water helps flush things out and helps reduce swelling. Alcohol's inflammation.
Everything around the injection sites had just swelled and swelled.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And then you have a showed that night.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
How to show that night? By the way, public holiday
Sunday in Hobart. Guess what's open?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Nothing? Oh no, nothing?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
So I WhatsApp my surgeon, because that's what a professional
surgeon does.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I love that you would love that, and sent the photos.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
And they're like, oh, yeah, you've had that's a reaction.
We're in an emergency course of steroids. Founder pharmacy. Yeah,
we get to show time. I opened my suitcase to
up my makeup. I got my lashes, I've got my brushes.
I look and I go, I've left my makeup in
Melbourne Sunday Public Holiday ho a but nothing A six pm.
(35:23):
As I'm going down the lift to meet my mates
and explain to them how dramatic the situation is, I
realized that there was a children's talent competition, dance competition
happening with all of these tiny toddlers and tiers and
the mothers being like Janelle.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's part of Beret, part of Beret step and touch, but.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
There's so much makeup. They have makeup cases bigger than mine.
At which one I had to say to one of them,
I'm a drag queen in need you must and I
put my face.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
On nous todd ti makeup and a ho and hot dam.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Girl, So can I say? And they say, drag queens
are dangerous around kids. If anything, kids helped me that day.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
If you want to go and see Rubn, Rubn, thank
you so much for the story. Thanks you don't for
your time. It's a pleasure.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Now if someone tell me which one is Will and
which one is RUBENKM.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
If you want to go and see him at the
comedy festivals, you're a legitimate. Thank you so much please
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