February 19, 2025 • 34 mins
- Sauce Sizing
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast. Will I think. I think
yesterday on the show, you, whether intentionally or unintentionally, brought
up a huge problem with society right now. And it's
an issue that I think every single person listening right
now has absolutely faced fashion and has no different day,
no different day. No.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's a smart probably smaller, smaller that all of you
have faced in your everyday life, but it would have
brought you a lot of stress and pain, I imagine.
So I'm going to play a little bit of audio
of you and me talking yesterday about effectively the sauce
that you get with hot chips, bowl of chips.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yes, you should not have to ask them for like
a little ramikan with aoli or tomato.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Sauce to go with the chips. IM started asking for
can I plays get three serves of source?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I cert like all these people must have extra moist mouths,
because I've got to say, for a lot of these
it comes down to source. That's a fun thing to say,
isn't it. Extra moist mouths.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Extra moist mouths. Yeah, Because here's the thing, it's absolutely outrageous.
I mean it's outrageous. There's a bit of fire under you.
It really angers me. The moist mouth comment was a joke,
because no one's got a mouth so moist that all
you would need is a small ramikin of sauce with
a huge bowl of.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hardships, so that it's ridiculous. So I didn't even get
to say to you yesterday. We didn't get onto it
in very much the same vein. It's exactly the same
as when you get four sushi rolls and they give
you one soy sauce fish.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Don't get me started on that. That's tomorrow's problem. That's
tomorrow's problem. We're coming for the fish tomorrow right now.
We're going for the ramikins out of the extra moist
mouth complex. But clearly there are some people walking around
there with some juicy mouths. No, I think there's got
to be some other reason. I'm not I missed out
why controversy. There's some other reason I think why they're
(01:54):
giving us such small servings of sauce. I just I
just think there's like a conspiracy theory or there's something
going on. Well, we discussed in the Big yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think you brought up a great point, which is
that source costs.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But is that it like sauce doesn't cost that much though,
So that's surely to keep your customers happy. Because all
of us when we order hot chips, we get eight
chips in and you're scraping the bottle of that Ramican
trying to get any kind of sceric of source. That's
if you get what's frustrated. That's if you get on
and you feel awkward as well, say a fourth Ramikan
(02:25):
of sauce. I feel weird, well sometimes I do. If
it's a big bowl. Anyway, Let's go to Alisha, because
I just I need I need answers will because if
there's a lot, if there's a very dry mouth, you're
talking about moist MOUs mine's the desert. Anyway, Alisha, you
hi hi, thanks for joining us so much. I hope
(02:46):
I can get your honesty here. Where do you work
at the moment?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So I work at a restaurant called Silver Palace Restaurant.
It's actually a Chinese restaurant, but they have an Aussie
side and they've got hot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Chips, no brilliant nice the Chinese. There's a Chinese restaurant
and there's an Aussie side.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Like there's an side of the menu and they've got
like what chips, sake all that kind of stuff. It's
kind of odd, but yeah, they've definitely got hot chips
on the menu.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Super weird. But anyway, so the ramikan of sauce that
you deliver with those chips, how small is it? And
why is it so small?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's actually I'm going to say that because usually where
I don't want to say this is sound rude, but
Asians are sometimes skimpy, so they only put two feet
through sauce in a tiny little ramigan and if they
ask for more, they've got to pay.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Are you Asian, Alicia, No, I'm Aussie?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow, all right, go to Seth's move on, let's move on.
That's that's that's stepping on land mines and let's go
to Seth. Yeah, as you said, real cly.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
She's just lying there at this point, we can't say
her like just she could have just backed out easily,
no harm, no foul.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, yeah, let's go to Seth. Seth, you work in
a fishing chip shop.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, well I used to work at our fish and
tip shop back in two years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, I have an issue with fish and chip shops
because usually with fish and chip shops. You get so
many chips and then you get that tiny little plastic
tub of sort. It's the smallest little tube I've ever
seen an Asian set. Oh noch just chicking weird question.
I just don't why Why is the sauce so small?
(04:24):
Why is the sauce contained?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
My theory on it is we used to sell it
for about forty cents and sauce costs about four dollars
from the shop. So in the sauces, I reckon you'd
get like twenty things to one sauce and then you
do the mass and you get about ten dollars profit
on it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So the.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Proper thing. But it's a fish and chip shop by
the beach.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sorry in actually where we used to go to the
to go get fish and chips at place.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Called AJ's in Cotterslow, which you do. I think it
was AJ's.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think it might be Georgia might not very firm
fish and chippery and got slow. Yeah, exactly what it's called.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I can't I'm not from cos Yeah, fair enough. Anyway,
they do fight.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I remember getting a fish and chips there and they
sell their sauce ramikans for five dollars each.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Five dollars for one remickan of sorce or a tar tear.
That's daylight robbery. I know's the thing though, Like, Okay,
sure they're making.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
But if you're in a pub sitting in, I think
it's a different equation where you should get liverless, bottomless source.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Far matter. Here we go. We've got digital producer kv's
partner Matt. Now, Matt, I'm not sure you work at
pretty high end restaurants.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Matt, Yeah, like I work at.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It works at the best restaurant, Cumulus. So do you
have a restaurant, do you have a do you have
a hot chips on the menu there?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
At Maddie, we don't know no hot chips. We do
give out those little sauce ramiicans.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, here we go. So Matt, now, I'm sorry to
attack you here, mate, but why is it so small?
Because is it actually just a profit thing? Because I
just think the damage that you're doing is far worse
than the profit because people get frustrated.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
From the sounds of it, looks like you two like
heavy saucy airs and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, that's that's okay.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Have you ever heard of anyone getting four ramiicans of sauce, Matt.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I have actually wow, yeah, it does happen.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, there's a lot of out there, yes, Matt.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I think the thing I see more is like sauce
coming back to the kitchen, like maybe with only a
chip dip. Yeah, that see a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So that's a thing. That's the thing. A lot of
people who get the sauce barely touch it. Oh you kidding. Yeah,
So there are moist mounds out there. Yeah, there are
some very moist mounds out there. That's a shock to me.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Great to have you on your Matt, Thanks so much mate,
first time. Any comments on the controversial chefs in the
restaurant game at the moment, no, I didn't think.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So. This is a big story. It's huge. William a
famous actor named after a frog. Quick guess from you?
Who would be named after a frog? Come on a
bit of fun, m It's it's honoring them, it's honoring them.
First in the can in my head, yeah, go on, no, oh,
(07:18):
bloody hell, how rude is this? Kermit the frog? The
frog that's the cleanest dancer you get. He actually is
a frog as well. That's very sad, super boring. You've
been controversial enough on this show.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
George is filling it is the ap so yeah, okay,
fair enough, break straight back.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Leonardo DiCaprio has been named after a frog. Wow, because
he likes dating young girls. He why would that be?
Why would that be frog? Like the frogs go for
young women anyway, No, he did. He helped support the
closure of a controversial oil drilling project in Ecuador. And
there's this new amphibian in Ecuador, and they were like,
(07:59):
let's make it. Let's name a frog after you. Take it.
But I like that you called a frog and amphibian.
By the way, that was a little flex, wasn't it.
Thanks absolutely. I know my animals, I know my groups.
But here's the thing for me. When Leonardo DiCaprio gets told,
I imagine, get sent an email by their Ecuadorian embassy
and they made huge news Baian Parks and Wildlife email.
(08:19):
Yeah that's right, that's who'd send it. And they send
an email and they go, mate, this is massive. We
want to name a frog after you. Yeah, they've called
it phili A Nastas DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
We do.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They always have to make it weird. I know.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
The name is always just makes it. Ship can they
just call it the Leo frog, or I'll just.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Called Leonardo DiCaprio just just caught that anyway, crebit, dick rabbit. Oh,
they call it a dick rabbit anyway. My question to
you is, do you think DiCaprio and I went to
say dick rabbit like, stop saying it, mate, Stop saying it.
(08:59):
Doesn't make any sense. It's a frog, not a not
a rabbit. Anyway, you try and say that for me,
dick rib it, I'm nailing it dick ribber anyway. She
(09:19):
sounds like again, can you say it, Julie, that's the quote.
I've said it out and rabbit and rib it into
the same thing. You try, give it a go. That's good.
Sounds a bit like decrepit though not anyway, We're gonna
stop saying it. My question to you, though, will when
Leo goes out, you know, when he finds he finds out,
(09:42):
he finds out he's got a frog named after him,
will ye do you think when that one? Mate?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
It's not that funny. It's just a dick rabbit joke.
It's not that funny. Go on, I'll cut straight to
my question. Get in there, do you reckon and it's impressive.
Do you think it's impressive that Leonardo DiCaprio has a
frog named after him?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah? Sure? Really do you think he's going to anything
named after me?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I often think that when I drive down the street
and I see a street that's I'm like, gee, whiz,
how lucky that you got it a street named after you?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That lovely? What if I told you though, that Beyonce
has got a horse fly named after her, so she's
already had that. Lady Gaga's got a parasitoid wasp named
after a Sting's got a tree frog named do that
because they all did. I don't know why they did it.
Apparently with the wasp it's quite horny, and they thought
(10:39):
Lady Gaga had horns in her costume. Anyway, my point is,
I think a lot of celebrities. I think there's a
lot of celebrities with animals named after them, So I
don't think it's that impressive. But here's what I want
to ask, suse. I think a lot of us find
ourselves in the situation where we've done something or something's
happened to us, and we don't know if it's impressive
(11:02):
or not. Oh wow, man, impressive. This is my life.
I lived my life doing certain things, and then I'm
not sure whether to like bring it up in a
big social setting because I'm just not sure if it's
impressive or not.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeahs, I'll throw something. I'm sure there's more people like me.
Thirteen one o sixty five is the number. Have you
done something or gone through something recently and you're not
quite sure if it's impressive? Because will and I will
be very honest with you. Yeah, let me throw some
at you. Go for it. I installed my own roof
racks a yeah, yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll
(11:42):
give it to that. Yeah, I'll give it to myself. Yeah,
by myself. Yeah, yeah, because I got the guy that
the shop to it for you. Loser, you loser, No,
you're a loser.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Just clever and also probably not stingy. It was an
extra thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
To put it in hundred do it? Undred bucks? Where'd
you go the refrecs? Alright, yeah, he said one hundred bucks.
Prices have gone up anyway. Yeah, another one for you yet.
I saw a one bat in the wild. Oh my god,
shut up. You saw it at the park at the
end of your street in the No, no, in the bush.
I saw it in the bush. You never see one.
(12:14):
Baesn't change. It actually makes it less impressive that you
saw it in the wild because they normally are no.
You see them in zoos anyway. Thirty one bat in
the zoo. You're a pretty shit zoo. Well that's most zus, mate, No,
it's not. It kills a little sanctuary and that's a
great zoo and we love Hills Sanctuary anyway. Thirteen word
thirteen one oh six five. There's something you've done recently
(12:38):
and I'm not sure if it's impressive or not. Okay, impressive,
give us a call. We'll be honest with you. Up next,
I run one hundred meters well one time, around one
hundred meters in twelve seconds. Yeah, I find that impressive.
Thank you. On a decipher on thirteen one oh six
y five. What is impressive?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Impressive? Trying to help people out because I I feel
like I live my life doing certain things, achieving certain
feats and just never really knowing if it's impressive or not. Wow,
And you just don't want to find yourself in like
a you know, like a dinner party environment where you
think it's impressive, and you drop it and it's an
(13:20):
absolute lead balloon, and you arguably spoil the night. And
I've done that before. I've done it before. It doesn't
spoil the night. Everyone just kind of I can not
talk to you much. I like that. Yeah, I've got
more talking about it. Because Leonardo DiCaprio has had a
frog named after him, I just think that's crap. Like,
I don't that's impressive at all.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I'd be so happy with that. You've got nothing named after.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You, But I don't want a frog name that something's
better than nothing. I'd rather if it was like a
new breed of horse maybe, but frog. Anyway, let's go
to I think I think that's awesome. Actually, I've got
to mention he's actually already got another animal named after him.
This is the second really popular popular guy. He's got
a snake named after him. Yeah. Anyway, let's go to George. Georgie, listen, mate,
(14:12):
we're gonna be really honest with you here, because you
know it's important you hear this honesty from us before
you drop this in a social setting and really bring
down the vibe. So, George, what did you do that
you think might be impressive.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
On the weekend, we had this moa. It hasn't been
running for months. Headlights on it are gone, like this
old school bunning, right or moa? Yeah, the blades would
the thing that the blades gone were dented, so I.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Had to bash the crap out of that.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Given a full oil change jump start, it took me
four hours to get it going, and I eventually got
to go on.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Buddy, that's pretty awesome as well. I think that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
You and I are so easily just pressed with anything
remotely handy with the hands.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
If you've used your hands to fix something with it,
because it's just not our basket, we think that's witchcraft
or wizardry. Actually, I set up a I set up
an audio what's called no, wait, no, what did you
set up audio? What are they called? Amplifier? It connects
(15:22):
and only one of the six speakers doesn't work, which
is I think unbelievable. Leah, you got something that you
think will impress this.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yes, So I went to a postal Own concert and
threw my shoe up.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
He did a shoey from my shoe, and then like
the next weekend I got it framed.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
That is unbelievable. Wow, how did you get the shoe back?
Because he drinks it on stage? How does it return
to you?
Speaker 9 (15:49):
So I just went up to the seki at the
end of the concert. I was like, Yo, that's my shoe.
I'm kind of I've only got one shoe on, so
can I.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Have it back?
Speaker 9 (15:58):
And yeah, the bucks I wore it back on the
train home. It was pretty gross.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's unreal.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Dunk for a few days.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, that's Is it a little bit moist in the frame?
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, you'd want to keep it moist, Yes, definitely. Security guards.
That's that's impressive. By the way, security guards become sekies.
By the way, I missed that. I heard it for
the first time. Jay, you you caught a security guard
a seci? Where is that a you think? Now it's
under thirty five. Maybe you knew that had hurt and
it did.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Georgia on thirty sixty five, she's really I know why
it hurts so much? Right, Georgia? Is your story a
story about a seki? What have you got for us?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Her? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:40):
When I was ten years old, we went to the
Candles Black Candle Hut and we had the candles like
the Fummer worn took it home and I was being
Harriet at the time, and I choked on it and
I set my hair on fire, and I told everyone
at school that's where my hair is. Fizzy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Sorry, you lit yourself on fire? Is that what I'm
taking from that story? With a candle from Carol's by
Candle Lives, Yeah, yeah, carrot, Yeah, well, yes, I've ever heard.
It's nearly two weeks ago. Woulds.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
We told Melanie that we could turn her bag of
home brand peanuts into a return trip to Paris by
making a trade on the radio every day.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
Will Here's everything we've traded so far, ticking eggs.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
A refrigerated dog water.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Bott it's a trade.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
I want to trade over remote control track that we're going.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
To take the Revie control track Tomate.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
I'll go three thinly brand new shurtboard.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
In a bag.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I have a Kayaki that I want to get rid of.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My Carrotkaucson two thousand and nine got a name.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Her name is Lucy.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Lucy. Wow, you've got yourself a tried by my jeep
Cherokee to return to get to Japan. Not Paris, but
close enough. How much did you pay the tickets? To Japan.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
We've paid sixteen hundred including luggage.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
God's a lot. And now we've got he might've got
a motorcy call.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
It's called a Passo ACCESS three hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Brand new, Henry, brand new.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
It's brand new.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Boy. We'll take the sexy motorbike, my friend, very sexy
motorbike delivered to us by a very sexy man. Well,
a Passo X three hundred and one. I think he said. There,
there's this brand new motorbike. We've looked it up online.
It really is a beautiful motorbike. Yeah, worth about seven grand.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Worth about seven grand. Now that's a lot of money.
And we are we are playing for a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Of money here, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
And just a little reminder from Captain poop Pan's I'm
just reading this out, guys, just to remind everyone that
we are just connecting prize owners. We don't actually have
the items. We're relying on people to give them to us.
So just don't shoot the messenger here, Okay, it's like.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Gum to your head there. Illegally all right, perfect, read
the Riot Act there, beautiful, that's that's read. And the
lawyers had to go over that apparently, is that right?
Because it is because they are subtly brought that up
as conversation.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, here in brackets, if you could do this jovially,
I've done the best.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
But look, the point is we are these are clear though.
We clearly. Look, I'm gonna be ask so Henry seems
like a super trustworthy guy. So you'll get that bloody
motorbike for sure, But again I can't guarantee that. No, no, no, no,
just speak to Henry. Absolutely, he's a lovely guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
But here's the thing, but we can facilitate that. We
just don't hold the items.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You know, when a storage facility will. Anyway, We want points,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
There's been some clean swaps that have gone on all
the way through. We just want everyone to, you know,
just play fair.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I think that's it, mate. I think we've covered it.
I think we've covered it. We've covered it. No one
can see us. Now. We want points, moving on, we
want points. There's a brand new motorbike that could be
It's quite serious. All you have to do is offer
us points. Now. Look, I'm just going to open the
bid in here. Yeah. I would hope that we're it
around at least one hundred thousand points winning that motorbike.
(20:14):
But points, no, at least at least starting the bidding. No,
at least just starting in the bid. Well, let me
put it this way, Woods, and then I'm just you can.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Warm the room as much as you like, but the
room for two people return to Paris, it's going to
be four to five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
So I'm going to say a four to five that's
about it. It's a three hundred thousand point trip to Paris.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay, Well, we're just warming the room, but it's dipping
the toe in the water. Let's start the auction. Let's
go to Jonathan here. But that's just you know where
I'd like to be.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
It's not the reserve, Sorry, Jonathan, Jonathan, how many points
you want to throw it as my man for that
new motorcycle?
Speaker 7 (20:54):
How's it going, mate? I've got ninety one ear point
dollars in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Nineteen you said you said I thought you said ear
point and I was like, what are you talking about,
joan ear point dollars on in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And do you mean ninety one thousand?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
No, just ninety one dollars in the ear points. So
I don't know what their conversion raders they use actual
dollar amount.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Are you ninety dollars for the motorbike?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Just I appreciate the bravery to call, I really appreciate
the bravery.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Not the start we wanted, guys, it's a points party.
Brand new motorbike could be yours. Guys, all you do
is offer a mere line points.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
We need some points. We need to make this final
trade to Paris.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We want to be done.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
With this as much as you do bargain guys, you're
sitting on a treasure triver points.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
You don't want to use them for anything else. Your point,
give us your parts point, Kathy, let's just let's just
get the bit and going. We had a bit of
a gag bid before the song there. I'm probably looking
at around one hundred thousand points. But what do you
got for me, Kath?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
Sixty nine thou Bys points.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Fly by a thousand fly Bys motorbike. Yeah, everyone does
what sixty nine thousand points? Get your Kathy about four
or five hundred dollars coals or kmart or and you're
hoping to turn that into a brand new bike. It's ambitious.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Seven thousand dollars bike, Kathy, it's a seven thousand dollars bike.
I'll remind you we've got Ari, who's called on thirty one?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
How do you use fly bys for fly I've never
understood fly bys like they always say, you've got your
fly bys. I'm like, what are you fly by?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What are you? Yeah? I can't I know that's that
part simple. But we'll talk about that off here.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
We've been asking you about for twenty years and you've
never thought to ask.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Aris called on thirty one six many fly bys? Ari? Ari?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Hey boys, how are you okay?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Ari? Well, look we're well man. I think we're in
a good position.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
We're sitting on a seven thousand dollars motorbike, and if
we can trade that for enough points, we've got a
trip to Paris.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So what have you got?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Actually a Cypruses which books fights some points. So oh
so yeah, Actually I can offer you two hundred thousand
virgin points.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Here we go here, way.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Are are.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Are you welcome to the party?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You are? I love that?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, two hundred thousand big ones? My lord and
Lord Lord, that's a hot I hold the line. What's
the line? Because the auction is just warming up a
lot of people calling in. People want that motorbike? Will,
Oh shame, jeez, Shane, you want to offer us some
points for the motorbile? Yeah, Will and Woody hell points
(23:46):
big Ayah.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Sharpened your pencil boys, because I'm willing to give three
hundred thousand Virgin Australia points.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
My name.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Shake, Why do you fly so much? Shame?
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Well, I've been saving him for a holiday with the mitches,
but I can't let this bike go. I love this fike.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
I don't you have Wow wow wow Paris unless we
go back to Ari?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Would you like to respond to that bit of three
hundred thousand Virgin points?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Ari?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Ari Barry? Yeah, do you want to go more than
three hundred thousand? Last chance for that motorbike?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Ari?
Speaker 10 (24:42):
I don't have that much.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yes, you've got yourself a passo except three hundred motorbikes.
Speaker 10 (24:55):
You little beauty.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
And we have three hundred thousand velocity points.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That could be Paris. That could be Paris. That's why
have we done this? That is unbelievable. We've done that.
I don't know. I continue to amaze myself. Well, we'll
try it. The countryest whoa don't repeat that. Don't repeat that.
(25:26):
I don't repeat that. Jeane, You've had a few hairy
ones today and this one's your closest. Now I'm good
to go.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Here the country's Sexiest state of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Australia's sexiest state of twenty twenty five? What was on
your mind has been? It would have been one of
the all time fortience.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm glad you guys got to hear it though, because
if I if I had it said that slightly wrong,
then we would have had to have dumped and no
one would have liked it.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So we all got to enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Perfect So Australia's Sexiest State of twenty twenty five, but.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Based on based on what do you mean by great
Christian streat?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Christian adult retailer Love Honey where You've got an account
has used sales data from twenty four to determine the
sixties located, So it's basically basically they just said, these
are the places that we've delivered the most sex toys too.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Excuse me, sorry, when I get rolled up, I get sneez. Yeah, right,
so they know where the location where most sex toys.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Are You couldn't ourselves out. This is where we delivered
most sex toys. So they've got it by town as well,
like the very specific, very very specific. So the top
town just so ever on knows, Early Beach, Queensland, Early Beach,
Horny as all hell isn't the right And that's a
pretty small place.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So I feel like if I saw this news story,
you'd be walking around I looking a bit but being like,
are you the one? Well? Yeah, loaded with it? There
seven seven and a half thousand residents.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Purchased more sex toys in Ellie Beach than anywhere else
in Australia.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You'd be looking at.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
You absolutely wild. Were your parents out there last year?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Ellie Beach? Sorry, I'm sorry, shouldn't I should't, shouldn't go
there only briefly, but I imagine that's get them. So
I'm sure it was a quick trip mate in and out.
I don't think they're toys sent beach on holiday. I
don't know. It was really desperate. So here's what I
want to do. I haven't told you the sexiest state yet. Sorry, Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
The sexiest state by number of sex toys ordered online
in twenty twenty four is.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Tasmania. Tay.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh yeah, grab your cousin, turn the lights down and
get really weird.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That's what's going on in there. Second cousin, that's legal.
That's legal. We discussed this earlier, just frowned upon strange.
But the same time I was spoken about hooking your
cousin in one.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Obviously, everyone in Tazzy is a bit tally woods. And
so here's what I want to do. I want to
see if we can actually prove that. So third and
one of six y five right up next, give us
a call if you're from anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, but I want at least one.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Tasmanian to call throw because I want to see if
we can pick the towey Tasmanian.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Well by asking leading, leading questions, Questions that might make
you a little bit excited, Questions that might provoke them.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh yeah, okay, that might weed out the horny little
buggers like.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
A smell of grass. See how they can fight up.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Nearly time to get out of here before we do
those words. Tasmania has just been declared as the countriest
Oh my god, I did it again, the country's sexiest
state of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
My god Man, unbelievable, going to get you to six vam,
going to get you to six pm? And again I
can't believe I did that. Again, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I'm finding it really hard to say that the country's
sexiest state.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It's it. It's tough to say. You say it the
country's sexiest state.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
To make me lose my job today. Yeah, there's been
a few line balls over the line, which is important
to remember.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You're not over to you're over now. I think Trump's
is a similar thing. That's part of his campaign.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So Tasmania has been declared the country's sexiest state five
based on how many sex toys they've ordered. So this
adult retailer love honey Is used their daughter to tell
everyone that apparently they've ordered more sex toys little horny
Tasmanian devils more than any other state, which is totally wild.
So tasy if that is true, We're just going to
(29:29):
try and test that right now. So thirteen one oh
six five, please give us a call, really if you're
from anywhere, so from any other state. I just want
one Tasmanian to be in the core bank here.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Is there definitely one Tasmanian in the bank. Here, guys,
there's definitely one real Tasmanian in here.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, great, okay, So the real there is one tewy
Tasmanian in this bunch there.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We'll find them. I think we'll weed them out.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I think we'll I think we'll wear them. I don't
think it will be hard. So let's go to Ben first, Ben.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Nollo boys.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Then I reckon, Yeah, deep voice, sexy voice, wow, wow, wow.
I might have already given yourself up there, Benny. Let's
do a bit of word association. Very flirty, Ben, how
about that very it in your pants?
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
All right, here we go, Ben, Just a bit of
word association. Okay, sure, I'll say a word. First, thing
that comes to your mind. Melons, great fruit, m.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Pretty trade bad, pretty strade bad. Ben.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
If you were to watch TV tonight, what movie would
you watch?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Avengers movie some sort?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, can go that way. Why don't we move on
to Ben. We've got the vibe. I think by the
way he felt dinks stinks of sex, very flirty, and
then I think he was getting embarrassed and was trying
to be cleaned with his answers.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's the Yeah, yeah, Avengers, come on mate, Yeah, come on,
come on, Emily, her Emily Jesus christ Man, Emily, Emily.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Hey, hey, hey, hey Emily.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
All right, so obviously we can't flirt with you as much,
but we can still do.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The word association. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
First word that comes to your mind when I say handcuffs?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Mm hmm Hollee, good geez, interesting answer, Hey, Emily, how
about this leather.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Struck?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Where's the to where's the toy? Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Alrightee, that's a toewy jazz MANI they just can't up,
all right, Caden?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Gee, where's they're all? Buddy horning? Today are the day? Said? Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right, Caden, we're trying to spot the toey jas
mania in here.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Cayden, Hey, boys.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh god, oh my god, listen that husk. Yeah, he's Appkaden,
he's taking me to pleasure down, Caiden. All right, here
we go, Kaden. So just a bit of word association here. Okay,
first word that comes to your mind if I say spank.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Did you say to me spank you? Okay? Aculle double
down there, okay, nice and clean for you here? Spatchelor
fork mmm? Okay, fork? Very what are you wearing? Caiden?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Oh, nice shorts and a very sweaty T shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Why are you sweaty?
Speaker 7 (32:38):
It's been a hard day at work?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
What do you do? What do you do?
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Caden?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
What do you do?
Speaker 9 (32:43):
I'll work in an office, but outdoors today.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You're gonna have a shower now, very shortly, What do
you wear in the shower? Usually it's not a thing
exact to make your naked by Caden? Oh God, family
friendly show, Caden Struth. Or it's an image everyone's got
(33:05):
in their minds now, Cayden rinsing off a sweaty day
now for me.
Speaker 11 (33:11):
Cayden, by the way, poor Caden, that was a trap? Caiden,
My bad where you are? Because I think, look, here's
the thing. I don't think Emily's towey at all. I
think she was playing with us with that whole leather
strap thing.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I think there's a whole sort there's a whole bunch
of issues with with two guys, two guys that have
caught up one girl, which can't be the one sitting here,
so I think Emily, unfortunately, Emily, I do want to
play fair, but I think you've precluded yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I also think she was just clearly if we find out. Yeah, really,
little giggle from Emily there confirmation, safe, safe safety. It's
definitely it's it's definitely Ben. It's almost definitely Ben. It
has to be. What about nude Caden? He couldn't couldn't
wait to talk about his nude body. Ben, you want
to look.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Into Ben is one hundred percent the Toey Tasmanian in
our midst.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I reckon he is Toey is a Roman sandal. Ben.
Are you the towy Tasmanian? I am not.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
I'm from Sydney.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh no, don't tell me old nude shower. You the
towy Tasmanian who gets sweaty from an office shop
The Will and Woody podcast. Will I think. I think
yesterday on the show, you, whether intentionally or unintentionally, brought
up a huge problem with society right now. And it's
an issue that I think every single person listening right
now has absolutely faced fashion and has no different day,
no different day. No.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's a smart probably smaller, smaller that all of you
have faced in your everyday life, but it would have
brought you a lot of stress and pain, I imagine.
So I'm going to play a little bit of audio
of you and me talking yesterday about effectively the sauce
that you get with hot chips, bowl of chips.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yes, you should not have to ask them for like
a little ramikan with aoli or tomato.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Sauce to go with the chips. IM started asking for
can I plays get three serves of source?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I cert like all these people must have extra moist mouths,
because I've got to say, for a lot of these
it comes down to source. That's a fun thing to say,
isn't it. Extra moist mouths.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Extra moist mouths. Yeah, Because here's the thing, it's absolutely outrageous.
I mean it's outrageous. There's a bit of fire under you.
It really angers me. The moist mouth comment was a joke,
because no one's got a mouth so moist that all
you would need is a small ramikin of sauce with
a huge bowl of.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hardships, so that it's ridiculous. So I didn't even get
to say to you yesterday. We didn't get onto it
in very much the same vein. It's exactly the same
as when you get four sushi rolls and they give
you one soy sauce fish.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Don't get me started on that. That's tomorrow's problem. That's
tomorrow's problem. We're coming for the fish tomorrow right now.
We're going for the ramikins out of the extra moist
mouth complex. But clearly there are some people walking around
there with some juicy mouths. No, I think there's got
to be some other reason. I'm not I missed out
why controversy. There's some other reason I think why they're
(01:54):
giving us such small servings of sauce. I just I
just think there's like a conspiracy theory or there's something
going on. Well, we discussed in the Big yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think you brought up a great point, which is
that source costs.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But is that it like sauce doesn't cost that much though,
So that's surely to keep your customers happy. Because all
of us when we order hot chips, we get eight
chips in and you're scraping the bottle of that Ramican
trying to get any kind of sceric of source. That's
if you get what's frustrated. That's if you get on
and you feel awkward as well, say a fourth Ramikan
(02:25):
of sauce. I feel weird, well sometimes I do. If
it's a big bowl. Anyway, Let's go to Alisha, because
I just I need I need answers will because if
there's a lot, if there's a very dry mouth, you're
talking about moist MOUs mine's the desert. Anyway, Alisha, you
hi hi, thanks for joining us so much. I hope
(02:46):
I can get your honesty here. Where do you work
at the moment?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So I work at a restaurant called Silver Palace Restaurant.
It's actually a Chinese restaurant, but they have an Aussie
side and they've got hot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Chips, no brilliant nice the Chinese. There's a Chinese restaurant
and there's an Aussie side.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Like there's an side of the menu and they've got
like what chips, sake all that kind of stuff. It's
kind of odd, but yeah, they've definitely got hot chips
on the menu.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Super weird. But anyway, so the ramikan of sauce that
you deliver with those chips, how small is it? And
why is it so small?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's actually I'm going to say that because usually where
I don't want to say this is sound rude, but
Asians are sometimes skimpy, so they only put two feet
through sauce in a tiny little ramigan and if they
ask for more, they've got to pay.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Are you Asian, Alicia, No, I'm Aussie?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow, all right, go to Seth's move on, let's move on.
That's that's that's stepping on land mines and let's go
to Seth. Yeah, as you said, real cly.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
She's just lying there at this point, we can't say
her like just she could have just backed out easily,
no harm, no foul.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, yeah, let's go to Seth. Seth, you work in
a fishing chip shop.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, well I used to work at our fish and
tip shop back in two years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, I have an issue with fish and chip shops
because usually with fish and chip shops. You get so
many chips and then you get that tiny little plastic
tub of sort. It's the smallest little tube I've ever
seen an Asian set. Oh noch just chicking weird question.
I just don't why Why is the sauce so small?
(04:24):
Why is the sauce contained?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
My theory on it is we used to sell it
for about forty cents and sauce costs about four dollars
from the shop. So in the sauces, I reckon you'd
get like twenty things to one sauce and then you
do the mass and you get about ten dollars profit
on it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
So the.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Proper thing. But it's a fish and chip shop by
the beach.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sorry in actually where we used to go to the
to go get fish and chips at place.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Called AJ's in Cotterslow, which you do. I think it
was AJ's.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think it might be Georgia might not very firm
fish and chippery and got slow. Yeah, exactly what it's called.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I can't I'm not from cos Yeah, fair enough. Anyway,
they do fight.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I remember getting a fish and chips there and they
sell their sauce ramikans for five dollars each.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Five dollars for one remickan of sorce or a tar tear.
That's daylight robbery. I know's the thing though, Like, Okay,
sure they're making.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
But if you're in a pub sitting in, I think
it's a different equation where you should get liverless, bottomless source.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Far matter. Here we go. We've got digital producer kv's
partner Matt. Now, Matt, I'm not sure you work at
pretty high end restaurants.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Matt, Yeah, like I work at.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It works at the best restaurant, Cumulus. So do you
have a restaurant, do you have a do you have
a hot chips on the menu there?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
At Maddie, we don't know no hot chips. We do
give out those little sauce ramiicans.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, here we go. So Matt, now, I'm sorry to
attack you here, mate, but why is it so small?
Because is it actually just a profit thing? Because I
just think the damage that you're doing is far worse
than the profit because people get frustrated.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
From the sounds of it, looks like you two like
heavy saucy airs and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, that's that's okay.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Have you ever heard of anyone getting four ramiicans of sauce, Matt.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I have actually wow, yeah, it does happen.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, there's a lot of out there, yes, Matt.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I think the thing I see more is like sauce
coming back to the kitchen, like maybe with only a
chip dip. Yeah, that see a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So that's a thing. That's the thing. A lot of
people who get the sauce barely touch it. Oh you kidding. Yeah,
So there are moist mounds out there. Yeah, there are
some very moist mounds out there. That's a shock to me.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Great to have you on your Matt, Thanks so much mate,
first time. Any comments on the controversial chefs in the
restaurant game at the moment, no, I didn't think.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So. This is a big story. It's huge. William a
famous actor named after a frog. Quick guess from you?
Who would be named after a frog? Come on a
bit of fun, m It's it's honoring them, it's honoring them.
First in the can in my head, yeah, go on, no, oh,
(07:18):
bloody hell, how rude is this? Kermit the frog? The
frog that's the cleanest dancer you get. He actually is
a frog as well. That's very sad, super boring. You've
been controversial enough on this show.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
George is filling it is the ap so yeah, okay,
fair enough, break straight back.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Leonardo DiCaprio has been named after a frog. Wow, because
he likes dating young girls. He why would that be?
Why would that be frog? Like the frogs go for
young women anyway, No, he did. He helped support the
closure of a controversial oil drilling project in Ecuador. And
there's this new amphibian in Ecuador, and they were like,
(07:59):
let's make it. Let's name a frog after you. Take it.
But I like that you called a frog and amphibian.
By the way, that was a little flex, wasn't it.
Thanks absolutely. I know my animals, I know my groups.
But here's the thing for me. When Leonardo DiCaprio gets told,
I imagine, get sent an email by their Ecuadorian embassy
and they made huge news Baian Parks and Wildlife email.
(08:19):
Yeah that's right, that's who'd send it. And they send
an email and they go, mate, this is massive. We
want to name a frog after you. Yeah, they've called
it phili A Nastas DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
We do.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They always have to make it weird. I know.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
The name is always just makes it. Ship can they
just call it the Leo frog, or I'll just.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Called Leonardo DiCaprio just just caught that anyway, crebit, dick rabbit. Oh,
they call it a dick rabbit anyway. My question to
you is, do you think DiCaprio and I went to
say dick rabbit like, stop saying it, mate, Stop saying it.
(08:59):
Doesn't make any sense. It's a frog, not a not
a rabbit. Anyway, you try and say that for me,
dick rib it, I'm nailing it dick ribber anyway. She
(09:19):
sounds like again, can you say it, Julie, that's the quote.
I've said it out and rabbit and rib it into
the same thing. You try, give it a go. That's good.
Sounds a bit like decrepit though not anyway, We're gonna
stop saying it. My question to you, though, will when
Leo goes out, you know, when he finds he finds out,
(09:42):
he finds out he's got a frog named after him,
will ye do you think when that one? Mate?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
It's not that funny. It's just a dick rabbit joke.
It's not that funny. Go on, I'll cut straight to
my question. Get in there, do you reckon and it's impressive.
Do you think it's impressive that Leonardo DiCaprio has a
frog named after him?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah? Sure? Really do you think he's going to anything
named after me?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I often think that when I drive down the street
and I see a street that's I'm like, gee, whiz,
how lucky that you got it a street named after you?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That lovely? What if I told you though, that Beyonce
has got a horse fly named after her, so she's
already had that. Lady Gaga's got a parasitoid wasp named
after a Sting's got a tree frog named do that
because they all did. I don't know why they did it.
Apparently with the wasp it's quite horny, and they thought
(10:39):
Lady Gaga had horns in her costume. Anyway, my point is,
I think a lot of celebrities. I think there's a
lot of celebrities with animals named after them, So I
don't think it's that impressive. But here's what I want
to ask, suse. I think a lot of us find
ourselves in the situation where we've done something or something's
happened to us, and we don't know if it's impressive
(11:02):
or not. Oh wow, man, impressive. This is my life.
I lived my life doing certain things, and then I'm
not sure whether to like bring it up in a
big social setting because I'm just not sure if it's
impressive or not.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeahs, I'll throw something. I'm sure there's more people like me.
Thirteen one o sixty five is the number. Have you
done something or gone through something recently and you're not
quite sure if it's impressive? Because will and I will
be very honest with you. Yeah, let me throw some
at you. Go for it. I installed my own roof
racks a yeah, yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll
(11:42):
give it to that. Yeah, I'll give it to myself. Yeah,
by myself. Yeah, yeah, because I got the guy that
the shop to it for you. Loser, you loser, No,
you're a loser.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Just clever and also probably not stingy. It was an
extra thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
To put it in hundred do it? Undred bucks? Where'd
you go the refrecs? Alright, yeah, he said one hundred bucks.
Prices have gone up anyway. Yeah, another one for you yet.
I saw a one bat in the wild. Oh my god,
shut up. You saw it at the park at the
end of your street in the No, no, in the bush.
I saw it in the bush. You never see one.
(12:14):
Baesn't change. It actually makes it less impressive that you
saw it in the wild because they normally are no.
You see them in zoos anyway. Thirty one bat in
the zoo. You're a pretty shit zoo. Well that's most zus, mate, No,
it's not. It kills a little sanctuary and that's a
great zoo and we love Hills Sanctuary anyway. Thirteen word
thirteen one oh six five. There's something you've done recently
(12:38):
and I'm not sure if it's impressive or not. Okay, impressive,
give us a call. We'll be honest with you. Up next,
I run one hundred meters well one time, around one
hundred meters in twelve seconds. Yeah, I find that impressive.
Thank you. On a decipher on thirteen one oh six
y five. What is impressive?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Impressive? Trying to help people out because I I feel
like I live my life doing certain things, achieving certain
feats and just never really knowing if it's impressive or not. Wow,
And you just don't want to find yourself in like
a you know, like a dinner party environment where you
think it's impressive, and you drop it and it's an
(13:20):
absolute lead balloon, and you arguably spoil the night. And
I've done that before. I've done it before. It doesn't
spoil the night. Everyone just kind of I can not
talk to you much. I like that. Yeah, I've got
more talking about it. Because Leonardo DiCaprio has had a
frog named after him, I just think that's crap. Like,
I don't that's impressive at all.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I'd be so happy with that. You've got nothing named after.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You, But I don't want a frog name that something's
better than nothing. I'd rather if it was like a
new breed of horse maybe, but frog. Anyway, let's go
to I think I think that's awesome. Actually, I've got
to mention he's actually already got another animal named after him.
This is the second really popular popular guy. He's got
a snake named after him. Yeah. Anyway, let's go to George. Georgie, listen, mate,
(14:12):
we're gonna be really honest with you here, because you
know it's important you hear this honesty from us before
you drop this in a social setting and really bring
down the vibe. So, George, what did you do that
you think might be impressive.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
On the weekend, we had this moa. It hasn't been
running for months. Headlights on it are gone, like this
old school bunning, right or moa? Yeah, the blades would
the thing that the blades gone were dented, so I.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Had to bash the crap out of that.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Given a full oil change jump start, it took me
four hours to get it going, and I eventually got
to go on.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Buddy, that's pretty awesome as well. I think that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
You and I are so easily just pressed with anything
remotely handy with the hands.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
If you've used your hands to fix something with it,
because it's just not our basket, we think that's witchcraft
or wizardry. Actually, I set up a I set up
an audio what's called no, wait, no, what did you
set up audio? What are they called? Amplifier? It connects
(15:22):
and only one of the six speakers doesn't work, which
is I think unbelievable. Leah, you got something that you
think will impress this.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yes, So I went to a postal Own concert and
threw my shoe up.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
He did a shoey from my shoe, and then like
the next weekend I got it framed.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
That is unbelievable. Wow, how did you get the shoe back?
Because he drinks it on stage? How does it return
to you?
Speaker 9 (15:49):
So I just went up to the seki at the
end of the concert. I was like, Yo, that's my shoe.
I'm kind of I've only got one shoe on, so
can I.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Have it back?
Speaker 9 (15:58):
And yeah, the bucks I wore it back on the
train home. It was pretty gross.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's unreal.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Dunk for a few days.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, that's Is it a little bit moist in the frame?
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, you'd want to keep it moist, Yes, definitely. Security guards.
That's that's impressive. By the way, security guards become sekies.
By the way, I missed that. I heard it for
the first time. Jay, you you caught a security guard
a seci? Where is that a you think? Now it's
under thirty five. Maybe you knew that had hurt and
it did.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Georgia on thirty sixty five, she's really I know why
it hurts so much? Right, Georgia? Is your story a
story about a seki? What have you got for us?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Her? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:40):
When I was ten years old, we went to the
Candles Black Candle Hut and we had the candles like
the Fummer worn took it home and I was being
Harriet at the time, and I choked on it and
I set my hair on fire, and I told everyone
at school that's where my hair is. Fizzy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Sorry, you lit yourself on fire? Is that what I'm
taking from that story? With a candle from Carol's by
Candle Lives, Yeah, yeah, carrot, Yeah, well, yes, I've ever heard.
It's nearly two weeks ago. Woulds.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
We told Melanie that we could turn her bag of
home brand peanuts into a return trip to Paris by
making a trade on the radio every day.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
Will Here's everything we've traded so far, ticking eggs.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
A refrigerated dog water.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Bott it's a trade.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
I want to trade over remote control track that we're going.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
To take the Revie control track Tomate.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
I'll go three thinly brand new shurtboard.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
In a bag.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I have a Kayaki that I want to get rid of.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My Carrotkaucson two thousand and nine got a name.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Her name is Lucy.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Lucy. Wow, you've got yourself a tried by my jeep
Cherokee to return to get to Japan. Not Paris, but
close enough. How much did you pay the tickets? To Japan.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
We've paid sixteen hundred including luggage.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
God's a lot. And now we've got he might've got
a motorcy call.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
It's called a Passo ACCESS three hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Brand new, Henry, brand new.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
It's brand new.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Boy. We'll take the sexy motorbike, my friend, very sexy
motorbike delivered to us by a very sexy man. Well,
a Passo X three hundred and one. I think he said. There,
there's this brand new motorbike. We've looked it up online.
It really is a beautiful motorbike. Yeah, worth about seven grand.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Worth about seven grand. Now that's a lot of money.
And we are we are playing for a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Of money here, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
And just a little reminder from Captain poop Pan's I'm
just reading this out, guys, just to remind everyone that
we are just connecting prize owners. We don't actually have
the items. We're relying on people to give them to us.
So just don't shoot the messenger here, Okay, it's like.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Gum to your head there. Illegally all right, perfect, read
the Riot Act there, beautiful, that's that's read. And the
lawyers had to go over that apparently, is that right?
Because it is because they are subtly brought that up
as conversation.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, here in brackets, if you could do this jovially,
I've done the best.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
But look, the point is we are these are clear though.
We clearly. Look, I'm gonna be ask so Henry seems
like a super trustworthy guy. So you'll get that bloody
motorbike for sure, But again I can't guarantee that. No, no, no, no,
just speak to Henry. Absolutely, he's a lovely guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
But here's the thing, but we can facilitate that. We
just don't hold the items.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You know, when a storage facility will. Anyway, We want points,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
There's been some clean swaps that have gone on all
the way through. We just want everyone to, you know,
just play fair.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I think that's it, mate. I think we've covered it.
I think we've covered it. We've covered it. No one
can see us. Now. We want points, moving on, we
want points. There's a brand new motorbike that could be
It's quite serious. All you have to do is offer
us points. Now. Look, I'm just going to open the
bid in here. Yeah. I would hope that we're it
around at least one hundred thousand points winning that motorbike.
(20:14):
But points, no, at least at least starting the bidding. No,
at least just starting in the bid. Well, let me
put it this way, Woods, and then I'm just you can.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Warm the room as much as you like, but the
room for two people return to Paris, it's going to
be four to five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
So I'm going to say a four to five that's
about it. It's a three hundred thousand point trip to Paris.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay, Well, we're just warming the room, but it's dipping
the toe in the water. Let's start the auction. Let's
go to Jonathan here. But that's just you know where
I'd like to be.
Speaker 12 (20:43):
It's not the reserve, Sorry, Jonathan, Jonathan, how many points
you want to throw it as my man for that
new motorcycle?
Speaker 7 (20:54):
How's it going, mate? I've got ninety one ear point
dollars in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Nineteen you said you said I thought you said ear
point and I was like, what are you talking about,
joan ear point dollars on in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And do you mean ninety one thousand?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
No, just ninety one dollars in the ear points. So
I don't know what their conversion raders they use actual
dollar amount.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Are you ninety dollars for the motorbike?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Just I appreciate the bravery to call, I really appreciate
the bravery.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Not the start we wanted, guys, it's a points party.
Brand new motorbike could be yours. Guys, all you do
is offer a mere line points.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
We need some points. We need to make this final
trade to Paris.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We want to be done.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
With this as much as you do bargain guys, you're
sitting on a treasure triver points.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
You don't want to use them for anything else. Your point,
give us your parts point, Kathy, let's just let's just
get the bit and going. We had a bit of
a gag bid before the song there. I'm probably looking
at around one hundred thousand points. But what do you
got for me, Kath?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
Sixty nine thou Bys points.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Fly by a thousand fly Bys motorbike. Yeah, everyone does
what sixty nine thousand points? Get your Kathy about four
or five hundred dollars coals or kmart or and you're
hoping to turn that into a brand new bike. It's ambitious.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Seven thousand dollars bike, Kathy, it's a seven thousand dollars bike.
I'll remind you we've got Ari, who's called on thirty one?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
How do you use fly bys for fly I've never
understood fly bys like they always say, you've got your
fly bys. I'm like, what are you fly by?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What are you? Yeah? I can't I know that's that
part simple. But we'll talk about that off here.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
We've been asking you about for twenty years and you've
never thought to ask.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Aris called on thirty one six many fly bys? Ari? Ari?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Hey boys, how are you okay?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Ari? Well, look we're well man. I think we're in
a good position.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
We're sitting on a seven thousand dollars motorbike, and if
we can trade that for enough points, we've got a
trip to Paris.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
So what have you got?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Actually a Cypruses which books fights some points. So oh
so yeah, Actually I can offer you two hundred thousand
virgin points.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Here we go here, way.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Are are.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Are you welcome to the party?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You are? I love that?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, two hundred thousand big ones? My lord and
Lord Lord, that's a hot I hold the line. What's
the line? Because the auction is just warming up a
lot of people calling in. People want that motorbike? Will,
Oh shame, jeez, Shane, you want to offer us some
points for the motorbile? Yeah, Will and Woody hell points
(23:46):
big Ayah.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Sharpened your pencil boys, because I'm willing to give three
hundred thousand Virgin Australia points.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
My name.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Shake, Why do you fly so much? Shame?
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Well, I've been saving him for a holiday with the mitches,
but I can't let this bike go. I love this fike.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
I don't you have Wow wow wow Paris unless we
go back to Ari?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Would you like to respond to that bit of three
hundred thousand Virgin points?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Ari?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Ari Barry? Yeah, do you want to go more than
three hundred thousand? Last chance for that motorbike?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Ari?
Speaker 10 (24:42):
I don't have that much.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yes, you've got yourself a passo except three hundred motorbikes.
Speaker 10 (24:55):
You little beauty.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
And we have three hundred thousand velocity points.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That could be Paris. That could be Paris. That's why
have we done this? That is unbelievable. We've done that.
I don't know. I continue to amaze myself. Well, we'll
try it. The countryest whoa don't repeat that. Don't repeat that.
(25:26):
I don't repeat that. Jeane, You've had a few hairy
ones today and this one's your closest. Now I'm good
to go.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Here the country's Sexiest state of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Australia's sexiest state of twenty twenty five? What was on
your mind has been? It would have been one of
the all time fortience.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm glad you guys got to hear it though, because
if I if I had it said that slightly wrong,
then we would have had to have dumped and no
one would have liked it.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So we all got to enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Perfect So Australia's Sexiest State of twenty twenty five, but.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Based on based on what do you mean by great
Christian streat?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Christian adult retailer Love Honey where You've got an account
has used sales data from twenty four to determine the
sixties located, So it's basically basically they just said, these
are the places that we've delivered the most sex toys too.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Excuse me, sorry, when I get rolled up, I get sneez. Yeah, right,
so they know where the location where most sex toys.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Are You couldn't ourselves out. This is where we delivered
most sex toys. So they've got it by town as well,
like the very specific, very very specific. So the top
town just so ever on knows, Early Beach, Queensland, Early Beach,
Horny as all hell isn't the right And that's a
pretty small place.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So I feel like if I saw this news story,
you'd be walking around I looking a bit but being like,
are you the one? Well? Yeah, loaded with it? There
seven seven and a half thousand residents.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Purchased more sex toys in Ellie Beach than anywhere else
in Australia.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
You'd be looking at.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
You absolutely wild. Were your parents out there last year?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Ellie Beach? Sorry, I'm sorry, shouldn't I should't, shouldn't go
there only briefly, but I imagine that's get them. So
I'm sure it was a quick trip mate in and out.
I don't think they're toys sent beach on holiday. I
don't know. It was really desperate. So here's what I
want to do. I haven't told you the sexiest state yet. Sorry, Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
The sexiest state by number of sex toys ordered online
in twenty twenty four is.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Tasmania. Tay.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh yeah, grab your cousin, turn the lights down and
get really weird.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That's what's going on in there. Second cousin, that's legal.
That's legal. We discussed this earlier, just frowned upon strange.
But the same time I was spoken about hooking your
cousin in one.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Obviously, everyone in Tazzy is a bit tally woods. And
so here's what I want to do. I want to
see if we can actually prove that. So third and
one of six y five right up next, give us
a call if you're from anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, but I want at least one.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Tasmanian to call throw because I want to see if
we can pick the towey Tasmanian.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Well by asking leading, leading questions, Questions that might make
you a little bit excited, Questions that might provoke them.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh yeah, okay, that might weed out the horny little
buggers like.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
A smell of grass. See how they can fight up.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Nearly time to get out of here before we do
those words. Tasmania has just been declared as the countriest
Oh my god, I did it again, the country's sexiest
state of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
My god Man, unbelievable, going to get you to six vam,
going to get you to six pm? And again I
can't believe I did that. Again, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I'm finding it really hard to say that the country's
sexiest state.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It's it. It's tough to say. You say it the
country's sexiest state.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
To make me lose my job today. Yeah, there's been
a few line balls over the line, which is important
to remember.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You're not over to you're over now. I think Trump's
is a similar thing. That's part of his campaign.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So Tasmania has been declared the country's sexiest state five
based on how many sex toys they've ordered. So this
adult retailer love honey Is used their daughter to tell
everyone that apparently they've ordered more sex toys little horny
Tasmanian devils more than any other state, which is totally wild.
So tasy if that is true, We're just going to
(29:29):
try and test that right now. So thirteen one oh
six five, please give us a call, really if you're
from anywhere, so from any other state. I just want
one Tasmanian to be in the core bank here.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Is there definitely one Tasmanian in the bank. Here, guys,
there's definitely one real Tasmanian in here.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, great, okay, So the real there is one tewy
Tasmanian in this bunch there.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We'll find them. I think we'll weed them out.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I think we'll I think we'll wear them. I don't
think it will be hard. So let's go to Ben first, Ben.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Nollo boys.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Then I reckon, Yeah, deep voice, sexy voice, wow, wow, wow.
I might have already given yourself up there, Benny. Let's
do a bit of word association. Very flirty, Ben, how
about that very it in your pants?
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
All right, here we go, Ben, Just a bit of
word association. Okay, sure, I'll say a word. First, thing
that comes to your mind. Melons, great fruit, m.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Pretty trade bad, pretty strade bad. Ben.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
If you were to watch TV tonight, what movie would
you watch?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Avengers movie some sort?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, can go that way. Why don't we move on
to Ben. We've got the vibe. I think by the
way he felt dinks stinks of sex, very flirty, and
then I think he was getting embarrassed and was trying
to be cleaned with his answers.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's the Yeah, yeah, Avengers, come on mate, Yeah, come on,
come on, Emily, her Emily Jesus christ Man, Emily, Emily.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Hey, hey, hey, hey Emily.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
All right, so obviously we can't flirt with you as much,
but we can still do.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The word association. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
First word that comes to your mind when I say handcuffs?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Mm hmm Hollee, good geez, interesting answer, Hey, Emily, how
about this leather.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Struck?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Where's the to where's the toy? Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Alrightee, that's a toewy jazz MANI they just can't up,
all right, Caden?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Gee, where's they're all? Buddy horning? Today are the day? Said? Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right, Caden, we're trying to spot the toey jas
mania in here.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Cayden, Hey, boys.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh god, oh my god, listen that husk. Yeah, he's Appkaden,
he's taking me to pleasure down, Caiden. All right, here
we go, Kaden. So just a bit of word association here. Okay,
first word that comes to your mind if I say spank.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Did you say to me spank you? Okay? Aculle double
down there, okay, nice and clean for you here? Spatchelor
fork mmm? Okay, fork? Very what are you wearing? Caiden?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Oh, nice shorts and a very sweaty T shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Why are you sweaty?
Speaker 7 (32:38):
It's been a hard day at work?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
What do you do? What do you do?
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Caden?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
What do you do?
Speaker 9 (32:43):
I'll work in an office, but outdoors today.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You're gonna have a shower now, very shortly, What do
you wear in the shower? Usually it's not a thing
exact to make your naked by Caden? Oh God, family
friendly show, Caden Struth. Or it's an image everyone's got
(33:05):
in their minds now, Cayden rinsing off a sweaty day
now for me.
Speaker 11 (33:11):
Cayden, by the way, poor Caden, that was a trap? Caiden,
My bad where you are? Because I think, look, here's
the thing. I don't think Emily's towey at all. I
think she was playing with us with that whole leather
strap thing.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I think there's a whole sort there's a whole bunch
of issues with with two guys, two guys that have
caught up one girl, which can't be the one sitting here,
so I think Emily, unfortunately, Emily, I do want to
play fair, but I think you've precluded yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I also think she was just clearly if we find out. Yeah, really,
little giggle from Emily there confirmation, safe, safe safety. It's
definitely it's it's definitely Ben. It's almost definitely Ben. It
has to be. What about nude Caden? He couldn't couldn't
wait to talk about his nude body. Ben, you want
to look.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Into Ben is one hundred percent the Toey Tasmanian in
our midst.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I reckon he is Toey is a Roman sandal. Ben.
Are you the towy Tasmanian? I am not.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
I'm from Sydney.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh no, don't tell me old nude shower. You the
towy Tasmanian who gets sweaty from an office shop
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