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• The most awkward place to see someone you hooked up with?
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast. Sam Pang is in the studio,
which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Tonight Sampang Tonight premiere is eight forty on ten and
ten play of course, Haanging.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Gentlemen, it's wonderful to what a weekend in life?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
What did you do? What did you do on the weekend?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I just got ready for this show, for the show.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Consummate professional.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
But Panging, enough about the weekend, Okay, I want to
talk about tonight because truly, I don't think we've had
a Tonight show format since probably Rove Live twenty five
years ago.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You look at me like that, is there a question here?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I want a confirmation, confirmation with twenty five years ago
that we haven't had to say, twenty five years, twenty
five years.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't think Rove was. I think Rove was about
ten years ago. But we can we could easily check
that out.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Definitely, twenty years ago would be two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It was on when we're at school someone something. But Tommy,
tom you finished in two thousand and.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Nine, fifteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Sixteen years okay, so I missed it by ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's good for you. It's a long time it's a
long time hopefully. Yeah, no, sorry, I should let you
ask a question.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So here comes the question, are you trying to out
pull the pressure on him? By the way, is that
the anyone's done it? What are you doing about your
sticking your neck out?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Got to be on air in four hours? But I'm
under the pump?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Are you are? Are you nervous?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
There's a question es I was getting that I was
getting jumped in. Yeah, are you nervous? Going to wrap
it up?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
And it has a long run up? Your nervous? You
couldn't lead with that.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I think it's a brutal question that I was trying to
soften you up.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I've got a good man, I've got to I've got
good nerves, you know, like excitement nerves. It's a bit,
you know, It's like the logis I was excited and
I couldn't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You earned the nerves? Is that? Does it feel like that?
That's what I That's what I say.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
To myself if I'm nervous and excited, so I thut
myself into a position where I've actually deserved pressure.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Is a privileged Yeah, absolutely nervous. If you're not nervous
means you're not not really doing anything. You're not challenging yourself.
How did this turn into a ted talk anyway?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Whatever, it doesn't, it does it.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
To inspire aspire a nation.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Did you want to.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Do this though?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like it doesn't? Sorry? Would you know? Obviously? Massive?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I know you don't, but that's why I'm interested in it,
and I think that's why you're the right guy for
the job.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's like in fantasy novels, the king that doesn't want
the power is the guy that should have it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You're you're the guy get me a pen. Say that again.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're the guy over the job. The guy that doesn't
want the power is the guy that should have it.
Particularly in Australia, you don't want the person up there
to be full of themselves, which you're not. So it's
nice a reluctant talk show host, which is just doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Feel I want to. I got to make this clear
because it's it's not my style. I'm I absolutely want
to do it. I'm very, very excited all these shows
have been doing and being just fun. I can't believe it.
And so then this came up, and that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
To do your own show.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, so you know, the format I think is very familiar.
I know we haven't had one in this country for
a long time years, so but it's we're very familiar.
I'll see and I can tell you like there's going
to be.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
In monologue and you do them.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I've got a good team, so it's like, I can't
take all the credit the ones that don't work. That's
you know, that's not me. And the format is strong
and it's solid.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
But guests, you're doing a couple of guests. Personally, we do.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Guests, but I've looked back at the alternate chosing, you
know what. The guests are great, but they're also like
one segment in amongst yeah, yeah, so they get a
bit lost. It's just got to remember that the show
is like, it's about this comedy and there's segments and
there's different you know, there's remote pieces and likes of stuff.
So I don't want anyone to think that, you know,
they're tuning in for like Australias Graham Norton with you know,

(03:57):
he's got four of the biggest names in the world
on a couch and whine. We're in Australia, We're a
long way away. You guys are the same Margo. Robie's
not on promoting Barbie every week. Sure when she is,
that's great.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You utilize we might got a song and we have
got more. Robbie is coming up very very shortly.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's well and hope you having a great drive home
Stampaang Tonight premiere tonight Wow eight forty ten and ten
play the first huge austraight and talk show in two
hundred fifty years.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Unbelievable for television television. A huge risk, huge risk.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
He had a tickety neck out, My god, this is
this is career and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Really this could be it doesn't go well.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
You said the same thing about the logos too, by
the way, to really she's I'm good. You mentioned the
phrase plays in Jaalice and you said this could be
your last time on Telli Ago.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
All right, A bangy big part about a late night show,
I would say, is a sign off?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Do you have a sign off? Or are you going
to let it come down?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
It's just a minute silence as I silently pray to
the gods, hope and then when I take a moment
and then I open my as hopefully see you next week.
That's it on ten peach whatever I haven't thought about.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Can I can I throw one at your bangy? No
bad idea of brainstorm obviously, so be gentle with me.
But I reckon you should say see you next week.
Sam Time, Sad Place.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, there are bad ideas apparently. No, I'll put it,
I'll put it on the board. I'll put it on
the same time, Sad Place, Sad Place.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
The first ever show I did was called ADBC It,
which is a comedy history quiz show, and I signed
off every show with I was one brilliant No, it
was not what I'm angry just thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Mate, And you are you angry that no one in
your team said to you, like, honestly drop that you
need to drop that.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Song though it wasn't yours.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
It was on the prompter, just because it's in the
auto c like I should have been stronger.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah, I see what.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
You got your own show now so you can't play
in the auto proper Sam Time Time, Same Time, Same Place.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Group that in with I was Sam pang Mine is
way better.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
It is.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
But wasn't that high bottle coming up? Coming up? I
was saying, I've written it down.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
You haven't. I can see you.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well, I'm still getting over that first quote from that
The King and the Power.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get that tattooed on my chest? Yeah,
I think what do you? Also threw around sagoat of
your dad for me, which yeah, that was my second one,
better as a.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Right for me, as a tribute to Row who was
the last last one ever of course, yeah, seventy.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
In the dark age.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Rove advice never have been very, very supportive.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You've spoken, You've reached out to Rove and asked him, is.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
This what happens when you get your own Tonight show
in Australia? There's little WhatsApp.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Ran the Actor Awards, which is lovely, and he was
supportive and then rang me how good is which I said,
this number got him?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah? What did you have to say?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
So?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I mean there's a generation event that would not know Steve,
Steve before seven or whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
It was a long time ago, a long time ago.
So so calls you, what does he say?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I don't know how he asked me for money?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
And it's.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Come on, you're a you're a billionaire.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
What are you asking?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
What's what's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
All? Right?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Gone? Watch Sam fank tonight enough, yes, tonight eight for
ten and what did you say ten? Peach? No, it's
on ten. I go peach to the back.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
In a couple of weeks, we'll just we'll see where
it is. So you watch, so it stays there? Great, great,
well that should be my sign off. Watch watch again
next week so it stays here.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Good, there we go. I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I experienced one of the great things this morning actually
when I took my well actually I'm not going to
say where I was just yet because that's the punchline,
will But what I want to know, thank you very much,
Thank you very much. O.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's a life center. No, no, we're good.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
So I want to know from you guys because they
have all been in this situation and I actually do
think that even though they are very very painful to recall,
they're all so great to share. So what's the most
awkward place to see someone that you've hooked up with?
And I kind of want specifically if you can, like

(09:03):
hopefully it was just like the next time you saw them,
oh yeah, yeah yeah. And the reason I find this
so fascinating is because I think if you if you
go to bed with someone, then you do kind of
enter this kind of like alter ego.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You know, you're all put everyone's putting on their best game.
And also you are your best you, I think in
those early dates or when you well, yeah, your best you.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But also you know you and I both read a
great book recently for our book club Tomorrow and Tomorrow
and Tomorrow, and one of the quotes from the book
was that to play with someone is more intimate than
having sex with someone, and arguably having sex with somebody
is playing with them like in a lot of ways,
like you both got to really drop your guard here
and you fun, You fall around, you have fun, and

(09:47):
as a result, you end up saying things and doing
things which aren't necessarily.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Kosher. They're beyond the wall that you normally put up
in your everyday life because you kind of go maybe
you don't know them, that do know them when you're
kind of like, oh well, let's.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Just go for.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
A few drinks, particularly if it is a one night stand.
You know, that's what's fun about it. You know, you're
both like, let's give it a crack. So as a result,
it's very very funny.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I think, Well, hence you all get that feeling where
your your stomach rises up into your throat when the
next time you see them, and it's outside of that
context because you've got shame.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Around what you might have said or what you might
have done in amongst the sheets. You've seen me do that? Yeah,
you know me more than I wanted to let on.
Hence why we haven't seen each other since that moment.
But here we are.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You know that request I made exactly exactly, and I
really hope you haven't told your friends. So I I
slept with this woman I'm going to say ten years ago. Okay,
did not recognize her initially, had a moment when you
saw her. When I saw I saw the morning Oh
wow fresh Okay, Yeah, And I saw.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Her initially and I was like, gee, whiz, how do
I recognize you? And then my mind goes into hyperdrive.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
There doesn't it where It's just like I think of myself,
was Russell Crowe in a beautiful mind? When you see
someone and I've seen you somewhere, I just can't.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Place it because you don't want to get it wrong.
You go through your entire life really quickly, so you're
doing that. And we were on track to see each
other and then as she turned to it, she looked
up Renis me immediately and then ignored me. That's the
moment where I was like, ah, we slept together. Yeah,
we've been ignored by you before.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Look away.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
So anyway, she turns away, but then beautifully she at
the same time as I do, jumps in the pool
with her kid for our child's toddlers swimming class.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
How many people in the class six? Oh, that's intimate.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's with their chop and so ironically, and this is
really what I get what I want want to get
out if anybody can beat the next time that you
saw someone you're hooked up with as your children's swimming class,
because that is very intimate.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Because you're in a state of undress. I guess, like
you know you, I imagine you're in a spido.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, I had the bodies on.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh it was just a fair enough, but I thought
it was fascinating that again, like, I don't think anyone's
going to be able to beat this. I thought that
to myself. I was like, there's no world that anyone
can beat. The last time I spoke to her was
probably you know, saying, do you like that?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Whatever? Whatever? Whatever, I'm saying, right, confident man, trying to
be right. I'm trying to be sexy. And then literally
the next time I see her, I'm singing.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
That that for me.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
No one's going to beat that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Good good luck Australia phone number thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That that is.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
That is for me.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
The great comparrasson.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
What's the most all good place you saw someone after
you slept with them?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Zoe? You hooked up with someone and then saw them
again somewhere a bit awkward?

Speaker 5 (13:08):
I did so hooked up with someone, a bit of
a one night stand. Two days later I had a
daycare center tour for my three year old son and
he was one of the educators. There, hang on to.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Your I mean, the next question here I've got because
I did throw down the Gutlet there, Zoe. What what's
the next thing that you said to them after you
slept with them? What what was the first thing you
said to this guy?

Speaker 5 (13:34):
It was a very awkward, Hello, nice to see you again.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Were you were you there with your current partner? No?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
No, no, we me and my father's son had split.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, okay, so was there a bit of a clarify
This was three days after we had the one.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, And did anything else happen between you and the teacher?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
No, safe to say. I didn't enroll my son there.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh wow, he was he was that bad?

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah, just a little bit too close to home, I think,
and fair enough.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I think why was cool?

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Totally fair and confusing for your child as well, Like, well,
the kid doesn't you know you were over the last night.
I think you're familiar, but the kid didn't see it.
I used to stay out by the window watching the
and my women brought home.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Sorry, John, where did you see them next?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
I walked into my back room after getting home from
work and I saw my ex and my brother and
my mom sitting on the back seat, and I went,
what are you doing it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:55):
And turned out my brother is now dating my ex?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
John?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Johnny, Johnny? What's what's the what's the time gap there?

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
What's the distance?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
I was with her for about two years.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
About three years later I saw.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Her still together. They're still together.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
No, they didn't last long actually, Okay, And so you.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Just said your opening line was what are you doing here?
Do you think she wanted to get back with you?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
What are you doing it?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
She didn't want anything to do with me, and then
as soon as she found out she was with my brother,
they pretty much just ended straight away.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
How did they not know? It might have been before phone?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you know, it's great story Johnny before Instagram have
his I don't know if his brother was obviously not
watching the women that his brother.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Brought in through his window and he's learnt his lesson.
I was thinking you had one of those boards because
a long time ago you were going to get through this.
You you hooked up with a client, and I was
wondering if you saw her again in a business setting afterwards.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Interesting you bring that up, because so I saw her
at a pub and it was it was I'm gonna
say it was a number after you hooked up.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
So yeah, so after we hooked up with her at
a radio event. No, no, we did not. We did not.
We absolutely did not. Wastes Island.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
She was rotten.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
She worked at Rotnest Islands. A client she was.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
We did a Rottenest party with the Rottenest client people
and you and I got the last fairy and you said,
I think I might stay on Rotto and see if
I can get No.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
The different story, different night. That was a rottenest swim. Anyway,
you're getting you're getting your stories confused. Anyway, I won't
say her name, but I saw so we were thank
you for that. We we had a we were dated
for a bit and then I'm going to say again,
how long afterwards? I wasn't one hundred percent s thro

(16:53):
in my head, but I saw her at a at
a pub and she was sitting down and I was like, oh,
I'll go and say good because actually ended really well
between Helen and I walked up and she stood up
and she was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh Jesus, and so you can in my head I'm going.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Anyway, she introduced me though he moved on really quickly,
and she was very happily married, has a child.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
She's great.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
But did she hook up with someone immediately because she
got bregnant with you?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
No, no, no no no no.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, Abby's killed six fine, check intoed.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I mean that's what I do, Abby, Hello, Abby, Abby,
What is the most awkward place to see someone that
you've walked up with?

Speaker 5 (17:46):
My current partner and my daughter's father had one night
sand a couple of years previous to he and I
getting together.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Hang on hang on, hang on.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Hang on, hang on, current partner daughters together. Yeah, they
hooked up. They hooked up your current your daughters. Your
current partner's a girl?

Speaker 5 (18:06):
No, sorry, my current partner and is a boy and
a girl that he slept with a couple of years
previous to he and I getting together and falling pregnant.
We had well, I had my daughter at twenty seven weeks,
so she was very prim We rushed off to the
emergency local hospital and the girl that he had been
sleeping with was the midwife who's lived our baby.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh, so'm if I'm lost her partner's ex, her partner's
ex ab his current partner's x.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yes, was the midwife at the hospital delivering the baby. Wow,
how did that go?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, it was very awkward. We obviously knew of each other,
and they just sort of looked at each other and
he went, oh shit, and then yeah, she was the
one that delivered our daughter.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Woh.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
What makes a person sexy?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Well, it's a question we all wonder when we look
at ourselves in the mirror. I'm sure, am I sexy?
What makes someone sexy?

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Or?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Study has been done? A study has been done well,
and they've figured it out. I'm going to just start
naming some names here, because according to this study, these
people are sexy. And you tell me if you figure
out a bit of a pattern here or what they
all have in common. So Donald Trump apparently is sexy

(19:31):
according to this Daniel Radcliffe played Harry Potter, of course sexy.
Daniel Craig very sexy. Agree on Craig, Timothy, it's got
me so far. The Timothy Shalla May Yeah, also sexy, sexy.
Tom Hardy sexy, Tom Hidleston sexy.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Have you figured out any pattern there? Well?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Look, I mean I have read the article, so I
assume it's d's and t's that people's names start with.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I mean, you are the very best.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
You are the very I'm sorry I didn't play along
with you, but I tried to think of something else
that was going to fit them together.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
But I don't know. You're across this story fair enough. Okay,
here's a question.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Letting you on then, So it's people who've got d
Are you devastated? And I'm so I am sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
I have one over one and I I was getting
a bit smart and I feel like you left me
hanging there for a while thinking that something I don't know, and.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It was cruel.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I was going to play the whole Oh god, is
it d's and d's And then you know, I'm not
that guy.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm not that guy, A real show guy's no smoke
and mirrors anyway. So it's people with for guys. For guys,
names start with the letter D and the letter T.
Apparently they are the people who are most attractive.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
So do you think that could be possibly legit that
people with names starting with D or T are sexier.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, here we go and welcome. There's no way. Welcome
to the lab. Yeah, well, welcome to the laboratory because
I like to do science on this show and I
think we should test it out.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Sure, o names start with W so there's just no way. Ah,
very good. I don't find myself sexy. I know that's
hard to hear, but I just don't. But if I was,
If I was, if I was, what's that hard to hear?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You know, get a bit of confidence, mate, But if
I was, if I find that hard to hear because
you know it's hard to see your mate.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Sorry. Yeah, if I was called ted, yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Maybe I'd start finding myself hot. Anyway, I would like
to test this out. Step into the laboratory. Yeah, thirteen
one oh sixty five is the number. I mean, effectively,
all you have to do is give us a call
right now if you have a name. I know that's
a pretty broad solicit, so just call us if you've
got a name and you're a guy, Okay, Okay, then

(21:52):
we're going to ask you a few questions. Okay, We're
going to try and garner as to whether you are
a sexy person or not. Yeah, and then at the end,
if we think they're sexy, then we'll find out does
their name start with D or T?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, I love it. But that's that's that's
a straight up test, straight science, science on your radio,
learning and laughing. Give us a call if you've got an.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Right now, though.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Welcome to the lab. Science lab. Guys.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
We like to we like to do science, and right
now we're figuring out if your name starts with D
or T are you sexy? Genuine study that today saying
that you are you are sexy? You are your name
starts with D or I mean a few more names
to throw around with. Duanne Johnson, He's he's a hot

(22:42):
David Shwimmer.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's kind of hot sexy. No, I wouldn't cool.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I wouldn't put Swimmer on the sexy list. I mean,
he's not unsexy, but he's not sexy. He's fun. You'd
like to have a night with him to Buck Chakour,
so you know. But you know, on the other sides there,
they could just start naming people who haven't got a
tea or a d Lando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
But are they just outliers? Did they make it change
their names and we don't know about I don't think so. Well, well,
we're in the lab and that's good. That's a good
James kind of like recognized as the most sexy person
in history. I think it's referring to James now and
he's past. Anyway, I can keep you did bring up too, Puch.

(23:26):
Just come to the lab with me.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm trying to but I'm just I'm just trying to
tell you naturally, and you know, this is my stance
on everything.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'm a skeptic. That's fair. I like to inquire and
I want you there because we need skeptics in the lab.
Was this the same for female names. By the way,
do we have female names. I didn't want to get
murky the water here, mury. Why does think if we
got it meant muddying the waters is what people say. No,
it's not that aggressive. It's just a murky the water.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
It's a step, but it becomes murky after you've muddied
them hot. Sorry, are getting moved on there, but it
definitely does you know. I'm sorry, but I can't. He
throws around these expressions and he's nowhere near it. You
don't you don't murky the waters?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Okay, well, don't murky the lab right now, mate, get
on it. I will quickly say that if you are
in females with the with M or J sexy anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
M or J.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yes, I won't comment on that. I'd rather focus on
the boys. Yeah, no, fair enough, we would have I
get it right. Welcome, Welcome to my muddy the water.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
All right, so we've got we've got caller one here,
and this is what we're doing in the lab. We're
going to decide caller one if you are sexy and
then basically figure out if your name starts with D
or T.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
So first question to you, mate, is what are you wearing?

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I'm on my hivers and my works and my boots.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
It's I think I think that seems quite hot. What
do you what's the sexiest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Caller one?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh, I wouldn't really know, to be.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Modesty. Bit of modesty, modesty, bit of word association here
call the one. If I say the word Paul, what
are you thinking?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Oh mm hmm, just like travel Paul or something not?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Do you do you?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Do you move?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Do you use a moose? Call call the one? Do
you moose?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Do I move?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Do you moose the hair? Do you put a pade
in there?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Wake up that?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
See that seems hot to me? Do you have a
do you have a five o'clock shadow there? Caller one?
Am I detecting that?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Not? Really? Okay? All right, okay?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Well do you think Caller one is sexy? On face Valley?
Do you think you're getting sexy vibes? I'm also getting
some sex. It's his voice, it's his nonchalance. I think
the questions that we asked were pretty terrible, But yeah,
I think his nonchalance and I think his voice.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
So now, okay, do you think you're sexy?

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Caller one?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Does your name start with D or T?

Speaker 6 (25:47):
I know it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
What's your name? My name is Louis, Louist name. I'm sorry,
but that is I'm sorry. That's one against the study.
Thanks a lot, Lois. That's hot for days. Louis. That's
a hotter name than any d ort. Yeah a deal,
Louis T. Louis. Fly United Airlines to explore more of
the USA. Book your trip at United dot com. Oh

(26:12):
you know where Will and Woodies unite and take flights.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
So all across this week, woods, we're going to be
asking you to unite on the surname of a celebrity
after we give you their first name. So basically say
the same surname as one of us, one of us,
so you have to choose which one you want to
play with, and basically the way that works, so we'll say,
for example, Chris, and then you might say Pine.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well, you might say Pine. You might say Pine.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Don't you dare say what I would say? I would say, Okay,
you would say Pine. If I said Chris, the first
celebrity surname that comes into your head is Pine. And
if and if one of our beautiful listeners such as
Sky who's playing today?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Sky?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Would you say Pine if I said Chris? No, No,
said Hemsworth Evans.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, so you wouldn't get a point that, Skuy, You
wouldn't get a point for that in this game.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
So are uniting there, So basically one of us is
going to be giving you a whole bunch of celebrity
first names over thirty second Sky. So you try and
answer as many as you can, and then the other
person will or I has a go the same names.
The number that we unite on or say the same
four goes to your score. If you have the highest

(27:22):
score by the.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
End of the week's Sky, you're flying to La Baby.
Oh I can't wait, Sorry for going your baby. That
was probably a bit.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Thirty third birthday present ever.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Oh that's a huge birthday. That's a huge birthday. All right,
here you goes Sky. So hang on, who do you
want to unite with? Sky? I think no, no, I
think you're just going to go Okay, you're going to
have you with me, Sky, going to perfect lock me
in Sky. All right, I'm not going to hear this.
I'm going away. I think you're just gonna put some
man phones on. You have a bit of distance as well.

(27:52):
Will all right, okay, Sky, so you've got thirty seconds?
Are you ready to go? Yes? Billy Eilish, Tim? What
was that one? Tim? Julia, Kate, Harry Matt.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh no idea?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Will Smith, Daniel.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Slater, Cameron he Hash okay, what you can come back
to the land of the Living?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, like he was in a green day there or something.
I was listening to Charlie by Molrat Oh Morat. I'm
surprised that you like more Rat. Yeah, I like Morat,
one of the best. You one of the best.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
All right, what do you yes, Billy Eilish, Tim Blackwell,
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (28:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Julia Mara Oh, Kate uh a, sobrano? Why am I
doing that? Getting the another radios came to mind? But
first one mane damon. That wasn't the first.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Tilly was the first one that gained Will Smith, Cameron Diaz,
Daniel day Lewis Wow? Really not just neither of you
really helping each other out at the moment, and that
goes both ways.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Can I say, all right, I don't know if we
need we almost that we almost need that millionaire. I
feel like a few week surely like there's a go
to for a few of them. Let's let's let's go
through the losses and then we can go through the wins.
So you've got three.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh, Scott is a great numb They managed to pick
up Cameron Diaz huge, Will Smith huge and Billie Eilish.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
How'd you go for with Matt?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
All?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Right, here we go, this is where it gets interesting.
So Matt. She didn't have one for Matt, just complete
brain fast. I didn't think it was Damon. Want to Daniel?
I mean you went for day Lewis. She went for Slater.
Hell is Daniel Slater? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
I just made up her name.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Mate, Julia Morris sharing with Julia Gillard Roberts is my
next one there, but the real one for me? I
mean like you went with Tim Blackwell, and I mean
she went with Tim Collins. Who's Tim Collins?

Speaker 5 (30:39):
All meant to say Carrie, and it came out.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Who's Tim?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Carry Tim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Jim Jim Carrey.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I heard Tim, It was Tim, heard Jim. It'll be
back to getting you guys to la Old thanks to
night and the airlines. Oh well, you are listening to
Willa who you Sampang's coming up. On the other side,
you just gotta beat the sky.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
She got three William dot com trying to register and
play see on the other Side, Kiss,