May 5, 2025 • 31 mins
- Can you secretly throw out something your kid loves?
- Woody’s done the impossible – he’s marketed the show.
- Do women love when you clean the house for them? Woody apparently thinks not.
- We find out if Woody’s cake turned Will’s daughter Max’s attitude around!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A bit of a dilemma in the White Law household
at the moment Will talk to me, there's this option
that I've got to make my life just a whole
lot easier, actually the life of me and my wife
a whole lot easier. But I'm worried if we go
down this path, our daughter Remy might be traumatized.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So let me give you the specs. Rem is currently
obsessed with her elsa dress. Else's the main character from Frozen.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We know how else serious?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Man? Sure some people without kids.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Maybe while we're playing let it Go, and I think
everyone's shot put the dots together shot.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So she's got this else a dress. She's had it
for I'm going to say a year, so quite a while.
So this thing is shabby, right, it's got holes, it's
got stains it, it's got a bit of a pong
yep like, it doesn't matter how many times I put
this thing for the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
There is a pong now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But she refuses to wear anything else except this else
a dress. So it's also getting colder now, so it's
freezing cold in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All she wants to wear is there else a dress?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Then you can't put a jacket over the top of that.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Because else it doesn't wear a jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Also, she's the ice cream.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Cold doesn't bother her exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Gold never bothered me anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And she recites that line. She recites that line to me.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So what mim and I are currently thinking is that
under the cloak of darkness. So after him goes to sleep,
and by the way, she does sleep in the dress,
so we'll probably have to And I.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Don't know how I'm going to get.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
It off her, but like maybe just like the cave divers.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I'm not going to drug my daughter. I'm not
going to drug my dorder.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
X, I mean just knock her out.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, no, I'm not going to drug my daughter.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But what I'm thinking of doing is like cutting off
the elsa dress throwing it out.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, okay, And I think I think friends of mine
do that, by the way, to cut their kid's hair
just so you.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Know at night.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, they do it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, oh genius, quite clever. You're a parent.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
How bad do you think it is or how damaging
do you think it will be if I secretly behind
Remy's back throw out her favorite dress? Like, is this
going to be the kind of thing that she just
forgets about it in a day and then happy days.
Or is this the kind of thing that might leave
her slightly traumatized?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Have you thought about a like, have you thought about
a plausible excuse? Because I don't know where Remy's at
in terms of development, but I'm at the point where
I can't say, because I used to just be able
to say it was gone, right, you know, just like
you know, we're out of we're out of chips, we're
out of weet bicks.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, I can't do anything about that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no she is, But I reckon, there's
it now.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I have to go, yeah, this is what this is
why it's gone Because I just get the why straight away.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It gets more.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We're just starting to like, well, you know, yeah, we're
just starting to advance into the why, and then she
investigates like, for example, for a long time, the car
radio was just broken.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, and that's why we couldn't play it.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, I told you the Wiggles.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
The Wiggles had a mass death like a bus accident
or something in our family.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They just left.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
But I had to go into that detail. I know,
I've got a bit more bid but I was like,
I couldn't just say to her they were gone, like
what happened?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I was like, car crash.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Sure to answer your question, though, big red car crash.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Very good to answer your question. I think she'll figure
it out well that you took it. No, I disagree.
You just need to act equally as devastated.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So you're okay with it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you think it's okay as a parental move that
tonight she goes to bed.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well racked for dress. I think it's okay, throw it out.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think it's okay if you can justify it against
how much pain it's causing used. So for example, for
the Wiggles, big red car to roll over like that
was that was the end of car trips for me.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
So that for me is justifiable. But it's a just
fiable death.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So what is like, how much anguish is her wearing
the frozen dress causing you is probably what you need
to think about.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
To be fair, my wife cares about it more than
me because MIM's not happy with her girl.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Then I would be sending I would be sending Mim
into to do the the explaining. But you're worried, but
Mim is going to be too brutal, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, I just think we're a team.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're a team at our now, we're a team at
our house will and we do things together. So I
want to ask the parents out there, were anyone really
thirteen what.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I want to do.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
By the way, she wants to throw it out, but
she and she.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Doesn't because Sam would be the same. She just turned
the max and go, it's gone it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm shown. And here's the thing I can remember.
As a child, I had a think a blanket called Blankie.
I vomited on Blankie one night when I I woke
up in the morning and Blankie was gone.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I have never.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Forgotten, really you remember, And of the years.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've realized obviously my parents threw that out.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well done, hercule.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I was also very.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Advanced as a child.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
My wife and I I think about throwing it out
behind her back right and just going like, just just.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
My concern is that if we do this, are we
going to lose the trust of my daughter and is
she going to be traumatized?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's only if she finds out that you threw it out.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think she'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't think I'm very good at committing crimes like
throwing out something that someone loves.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So look, thirteen six years what is a bit of
a Crumet's theft.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
At the end of the day, it's for it's I
think you've got to do. Sometimes you have to do
things to your kids that you don't want to do,
but that's actually good for them.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh, don't give me that. I know that's the truth,
but it's a hard truth. That's a hard truth.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Two people have caught up saying, just get a new
Elsa dress. Tried it, tried it. She wants this specific.
It's actually it's an Elsa dress that my wife made
for her, a very specific Elsa dress. Right, let's go
to Kelly here, Kelly, here we go. You've done this before,
you threw out something your kid loves behind their back.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yes, and I feel this in my soul.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I've got four boys.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
My twelve year old now, when he was young, was
obsessed with the Avengers and he had a whole suit
that he used to wear the daycare. I think we
went to all wedding once and he insisted on wearing
it there too. It got to the point where we
were like, we have to do something. So we took
it and we said that we lost it. My now
two year old is at the age where he is obsessed,
so we got a storage not remembering ten years ago
(06:22):
that the story we told our twelve year old that
we lost it, and the look that he gave me
as a now twelve year old was like I'd stabbed
him in the heart.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And you kind of.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
He was gutted and for like months after and he
was like remember that time he lied to me.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's on you a little bit that you put it
in store. It's like bury it. Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Like, we're I'm going to be stupid. I've put it
in storage. I'm thinking a bonfire at the.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Back kind of areas. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Let's go to Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Jasmine, you've got an idea as to what I should
say to my daughter, maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Go on.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
My idea was that you should tell her that Elsa
needs to wear it during the week days so.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
That you're only at least I could deal with it
twice a week instead of every day.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Is okay?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So I go home tonight and I go got a
call from Elsa.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Call from els I got this, got a call from Elsa.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
She's she said that she's lost her dress and she's
going to need to borrow yours for the weekday the
week days.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, understand, Remy is not going to get like if
I there's no way.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She'd get that. She definitely understand. I've called Elsa on
the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, I know that. But then Max And said to her, Hey,
look your favorite thing in the whole world.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Someone else is called.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And I don't know if it was Elsa not just
someone Elsa.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't think. I don't think she's going to care.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I can try. I'll definitely try. Let's go to Tabitha.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You could get someone to pretend to be Elsa.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now we're talking, there's I'm sure there'll be lots of
actors and actresses.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Get an Elsa, we get.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We pay an Elsa to come to my house.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
You could pay one. I didn't want to go straight
to dollars and cents.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But she's in sivy clothes, so she's in casual clothes.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
No, she have to be in her proper dress now.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But she can't be in the dress because she needs
to borrow the dress.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
She's two years old. She's not a genius. If Elsa rocks.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, hang on, you're wearing the dress, right.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
If Elsa rocks up and goes can I have my
dress back?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think it goes after.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I think it transcends any level of person that you
could get to ask for it back. It's gone beyond that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know. I don't mind it can.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Try, Tabitha, Oh, You've got a tip for me is
to remy stain warm underneath the Elsa dress, because this
is a ad your concern. The morning's getting colder and
she's literally shivering outside but refusing to put on.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Jackets because else it doesn't wear a jacket. What's your idea, Tabitha?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Personally, you cannot get rid of that dress. Okay, so
get in some nappy sand, put a bit of a
breeze in there. It'll take the stains out, it'll kill
the smell. But underneath that dress you need a white
skivvy and a white pair of leggings because yeah, yep,
because they wanted to.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Compare chat off there, let's go to Blake.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I reckon. I mean sorry, as much as I do
dress the dress, you toddl theer hour.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let's go to Blake Blaky. What are your thoughts made?
Can you throw out something your kid loves behind their back?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
You know you can't. They're only like this once. Just
let them have it. My son's now three, three and
a half and he loves Andy's Adventures. So we got
him yea, yeah, yeah, we got him a toy watch.
We got him a Safari like vest and a bucket hat.
And you know what, we stopped fighting fight, just let
(10:02):
him at that age just go just be happy. And
then you know, slowly, yes, slowly, he was just like, no,
I don't want to wear the indy bit. I want
to wear my big boy clothes.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Between you and this is on your team.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
My wife doesn't see it the same way because there
is a bit of a pom.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I think we get to spray down with some tea
tree oil.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But let's go to Zoe here now, Zoe, okay, two
day strategy as to how I can solve this problem.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Go, yes, definitely. It works with my daughter all the time.
Day one, teach her about recycling, so get her to
throw a piece of paper, magazine or whatever in the
recycling bin and that they'll turn it into new paper.
Day two, Rip it, cut it up, put it in
(10:50):
the washing machine, get it out, and be like, oh no,
the washing machine broke it.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Machine.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Jeez, I thought I was worried there. I thought you'd
about to try and read it the Greens environmental policy.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's going to work. Now, let's talk about business.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Let's get down.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Let's get down first.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Okay, Well, I usually don't like going behind your back
with business deals.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, but look, you want to cut the slack sometimes,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh you're busy, You're you're doing what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh that's nice of you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
But you're much You're You've always been a much more
accomplished businessman than I am. I just that internship with Boris.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's it's It's just the way my mind thinks.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Your nose is always on the business ground.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I love reading the thin review. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I like seeing where the stocks are at, like seeing
where the Nasdak and the all of them are at
the Dow Jones the Dow.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
He's down at the moment, if you're wondering anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So naturally I always think about the business side of
this radio show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And something that I've noticed and It's something that we
have talked about before, is the fact that there is
a severe lack of billboards that is promoting.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
This radio show.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And look, we get it, we get it, we love
the company, we get it. Whi's not part of the strategy.
The strategy is focus on all the other shows. And
you know, that's just the strategy for the last eight years.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
And so.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I got actually produced Jay to do a bit of
research on the strategy.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
No, just on the billboard, CEO did, why are they advertised?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What is the strategy with us?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
By the way? To figure that out?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I think we just hold up an end.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
The strategy is promote the breakfast show and then people
will get back in their car and hopefully they're on
your station already.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's the strategy.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Okay, so we hold up and end.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
In the end, Jay did a bit of research though,
and Jay I asked her to go, how many billboards
have we actually been on? And so we've been with
the been the show for eight years. Over eight years,
we've had ten billboards. Two of them were at my
dad's local cricket club, so so eight so one a
year effectively, to be fair, sometimes we're on.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
A billboard with the breakfast show. She hasn't included those
ones billboards.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Just for us, just for us eight I've never seen one.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's been eight and eight years, so hard to find.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Was all over the country. Where were they?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You don't want to know any small markets, I'll tell
you that much anyway. So I was thinking, I can't
with this idea. Could we do a little bit of
billboard bombing? I thought of this while I was sleeping
business I've just come so you know how people photo bomb,
which is effectively when you jump into someone else's photo, right,
that's photo bombing?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Ye? I thought, could we do that on a billboard?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So the idea is I would like reach out to
all these businesses and companies and be like, you guys
doing billboard soon?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Is that in the Is that in the plan for
the current financial year?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And then I'd say, hey, Will and I will happily
be the faces of that billboard for free, right, so
wave your fee exactly, We have no fee. So you're
getting free models, okay, Will and I? And then for
us it's like we're getting our faces out there.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
But do they attached? Because people don't know who we
are or what we look like, so, do they put
our names on the billboard?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Will that be part of the negotiation, I'd say so
I want.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Because if they don't then yeah, so I said, we'll
give you our faces. Plus I wouldn't mind our name
being on there, and maybe that we're on air from
four till six.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Sonyone's buying that. Well, they're trying to sell their product.
They're not going to be like, you know, going by
a Dove. So, by the way, yeah, I called Dove
fortil six.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I called Dove. Yeah, Dove said no, I'm gonna be honest.
I've had a lot of rejection, okay, but this is business.
At the end of the day. You make a lot
of phone calls, you get a lot of nose.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Every time you get a no, you just see it
as a minor speed hump, not a wall.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
So I'm calling. I'm pounding you pitch, Like what do
they getting out of it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Free models? That's pretty much it. It's like it's like free,
you get this free, your free model. How much does
a model cost these days? Fo hundred bucks an hour?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
We're free, that's pretty much the pitch.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
But we're not. But we're not models.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, and a lot of them said that a lot
of people have said a lot of companies have said
your modeling experience and the answer is no, but how
can it be the style? So like I said, well,
I've called I'm going to say most companies in Australia.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, a lot of nos. Okay, I think I've made
that very yea. The amazing news.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Is that glow Bird, my friends Glowbird Energy have bloody
said yes, wow, I'm not done Glowbird Energy.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
And by the way, they're the multi award winning Glowbird Energy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I get all my energy done with Glowbird and I'd
have say they are the best in the bits.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I love what they do. What have you sold them?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Will you and me are going to with Glowbird Energy
beyond one hundred billboards?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
A hundred billboards nationally? Now I've been working with their
art director.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I'm actually not sure if that's their role, but
I've been working with someone at Globird.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
We think we've got to a pretty good spot here
promoting Glowbird and promoting us.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He'll you the Billboard revealed to you the Billboard on
tomorrow show.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Really happy, Okay, I think you'll be real. One hundred billboards.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Nationally, well everywhere in Australia. One hundred billboards to see
our faces Australia.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Wow, that's so exciting.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's huge for the show.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
So can I get a.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Hinge about what the art direction is?
Speaker 11 (16:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh, that's all right. Why do I feel like this
is worrying?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I think I'm been a bad husband, and I never
want to be a bad husband. I'm always I'm always
I'm doing the best in there, you know, trying to
be a good dad, trying to be a good husband.
But I just I've just got this inkling that I've
handled a situation poorly, and I haven't had this conversation with.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
My wife, which is probably the right thing to do.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I've just I was going to say, is the right
thing to do it with me?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Is this something you need to like?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
This is the wrong way to deal with this situation
is to get the help of our audience and talk
to you about it. I should probably just talk to
my wife about this, but at the moment, all I've
got is this inkling, this feeling. I'll explain what happened
and I've got some married women to call, by the way,
because I'm very keen to hear your thoughts on this.
But basically, Mim went away for a girl's trip for
(17:46):
a couple of days. Yep, right, So I was at
home with rem a lovely time, three days, beautiful. Right
when Mim was coming back from her trip. I worked
very hard to get the house looking spotless. So I
went to town baby like I was. I was down, hands
and knees, I'm spitting polish like. The house looked amazing, right,
(18:09):
and again, in my head, I'm going, you mean you've
been a great partner here, yeah, because Min wants to
come home to a really clean, nice feeling, right, Okay,
So when she came home within I don't say this again,
this is just a feeling, but like within the first
hour or so, I was getting the impression that she
wasn't happy that the house wasn't a bit of a mess. Like,
(18:31):
I got the feeling from her that she was like,
it actually makes me unhappy to know that you were
fine without my.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Help handle this situation pretty well.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Again, I'm just assuming here, but I think she was
wanting to come home to a bomb site.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So she could feel needed.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you took away a role.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, so this is where I'm not one hundred percent
sure if this is what's going on. I'm just king
to hear the female perspective here.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You're a married woman.
Speaker 11 (19:02):
Yes I am.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
If you're in my wife's position. Here, you go away,
come back home and the house is spotless. Is it
part of you a little annoyed?
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Maybe it's funny beer.
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Like you said, I think I would want to see
that he's struggled a bit with me, so he kind
of appreciates.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
What I do.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
But DECENTI I would be so happy that it happens.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Might be reading into it a bit much. I mean,
I don't know if you've have you had this confirmed
that she was annoyed.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, I've just said I was just a feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's just a sense that you've got and I haven't
actually had the conversation with her, which again I fully
appreciate is the wrong way to go about things.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I just thought i'd you.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Should be happy with No, one's not happy with the
Cloen house.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But there was just this feeling like you know, liked you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
We ask her, is you a caller?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Well, no, you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, it's got to Liz instead Will It's got to Liz.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I don't want to call her.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, I just think that's how Let's just ask Liz.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Liz, you've got more experience being married, so maybe you're
you're more in a position to answer this than my
actual wife.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Would you be a little bit annoyed if you came
home after a trip away and the house was just spotless.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
There's a particular way that the house needs to look,
so if you if you haven't done it to my stead, yeah,
then then there will be problem.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's what that's what you want to be in sensing,
because you're a bad cleaner. I did, and domestically you're
below part of most things apart from washing, so that
is true.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And I did move some things around. There might have
been a bit of a misread here.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Can we please call me me because I think it'd
be a good idea to trying it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
To the bottle. Let's call me in. Let's call me in.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm interested all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Because I'm worried now all of a sudden because the.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
House was Your intentions were pure.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Thank you will appreciate.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Is that all you needed to hear.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
No more, Carol, here we go. You're a lot of
experience here. Carol, you've been married for forty four years.
Congratulations on that front. I can get to the same number.
I'm sure I will. But Carol, you've heard the scenario,
you've heard the situation. You've gone away, you've come back
and the house is spotless. Is there is there a
(21:12):
part of you that's a bit pissed off?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
No, I'd be right exactly.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
I go away quote, I go way quote frequently fellas,
and I can tell you when I come home if
my house was spotless, I would.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Absolutely can I just know from you? What were the
things that Mimi was doing for you? Make you think
that she was annoyed at you?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I just think she didn't get around the spotless house and.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
More you wanted affirmation because I didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I was like, maybe you're not happy the house is
so spotless.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
She's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
We need to hear her views on this, Hi, mem Hi,
would I will? Beautiful?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Beautiful'st I'm fascinated by what's going on here. We all
know what. He's a bit of a sensitive sausage, but
he's picked up a vibe off you, and I think
I don't know why he couldn't ask you this in person,
but I kind of want to note.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Do you explain to her?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah? Sure, Well have you been listening mem or are you?
Are you in the dark?
Speaker 11 (22:14):
No, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
I'm just at work, trying to do my own thing,
and now I have to congratulate you on cleaning the house,
which as a job you should be doing.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Anyway, there, I mean, okay, you know when you went
away for three.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Now, I was.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I was very to be honest, I was very impressed
when I got back.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I actually wasn't.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Expecting that, so it was nice, but it was it
was also warranted, like it shouldn't, you know, it shouldn't
be thanked. Do you thank me every day that I
cleaned the house and put away all Remy's toys and
make dinner and all.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
That you do.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
When you get home tonight, you'll see that I put
away Remy's toys today, So you know we're both well,
hang on a.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Se were you annoyed?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
It would he when you got home? In some way,
I was.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Probably just upset to be back.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
At seven point thirty this morning, I had to give
my two year old an entire white chocolate mudcake. Not
what I wanted to do, but I did it for you,
and that is because my two year old Max currently
hates you who've missed the journey.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I've listened to this.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hello Max, Max is what are your friend?
Speaker 12 (23:31):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Queer loving?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Thank you? We don't like wood No? Can you hear me? Max?
She's running? Do you say she's running?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Run after her?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Run after her? Do you like Woody? Now?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
The great is for you is that I asked what
you might be able to do for her to consider
you a friend again, to.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Make a catch for me. If he makes the key
for you?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate, sugar.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
White sugar lar.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I heard those words, went to Women's Weekly, got myself
a recipe, beautiful mud white chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Could it has border one? As I said?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
But as I told you at the time, you've probably
got the.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Way exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And I don't want our relationship when we do hopefully
get a friendship, I don't want.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It to be based on lies.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Right, she did say, make a cake for me exactly?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You could have done your own time, but you chose
to do it in the middle of the radio show.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Got a white chocolate cake? First, think two fred De
grams of butter. That's too easy. You just chopped that.
Will if you preheated your oven. By the way, No,
it doesn't say to preheat the oven method. It doesn't
say preheat the oven. No, yeah, right, preheating the oven.
Now I'm grading some butter.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Will grading.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That says great. The butter, it says great butter.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
It is a gram of butter.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So I need two hundred and fifty grams of butter,
which is just great.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It will be five hundred grams, So why don't you
just have that perfectly?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I've got a measuring thing here. Sixty nine. I'm just
trying to open a bag of sugar. Sugars. Down the sugars, down.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
The sugars, sugar sugar.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Pretty stressful.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You can see that instagram TikTok Will and what gave
me the cake on Friday. I made sure the cake
was in an airtight container. I brought it home and sorry,
sorry over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
That sounds bad, but the cake that I brought into
the radio studio spending an hour and it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Was a good it smelled good.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Lewards, it sunk a bit. I didn't have a nice
symmetry to it. You know, cakes normally have a nice
It kind of sloped off the edge.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I deliberately did a hill because I like.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
The lawns out in the front of Parliament House.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I was going, I was going for that floaped.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
With the elections on the weekend, I thought she'd appreciated
Parliament House.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
All right, well look she got it. This morning, mate,
we're going to go to a song. Let's get down
to brass tacks because this has been annoying me all weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Tell her I burnt my finger, say that scar tell her.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That, yes, it's pathetic, all the things.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yes, I know it's pathetic. And I totally understand that
I shouldn't care. I get, I'm a groan, I'm a
thirty six year old man. I shouldn't get.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
But at the end of the day, I do care,
and I need to need At this point, I need
her to like me. And I've already I've slipped cash
under your front door. I've made a hot cross barn.
I didn't make a hoot cross Buns. I gave her
hot cross barn.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
You've done a lot of things activity book.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
We understand that.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
So she said that she wanted a white chocolate cake. Yep,
he spent last week making the cake. This morning I
gave her the cake.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Now, oh my lord, did you did it?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah? Okay, just you didn't ruin it in the car
because you took it home from work. I was very
careful about it, you did.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
I wrapped it up, trust me, keep the fresh lint.
I want this to be over as much as you do.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Did you warm it up a bit?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I want?
Speaker 11 (26:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I did.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
It was seven thirty this morning, okay, So I had
to give it the cake before she went to crash
this morning, which, to be honest, was a pain in
the ass. More importantly, I didn't factor into account that
if you. First of all, it is nearly Max's birthday.
So she turns three soon. And she knows that because
she's been asking for ages, when is it my birthday?
And we've been saying it's coming up soon. Your we've
(27:10):
been saying your birthday's next. So what do you think
happened when I turned around and gave her a cake
seven thirty this morning?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
What what are you going to make for you, okay,
did you see him making the cake like a plate?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Then is this?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Would you like to try the cake? It's not your birthday?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
So amazing that she she said, he broke the She
watched you make the cake.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She watched you make it, and he used his hands,
which I should have been wearing gloves. She would't realize
you make it.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
She was really impressed by that.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
She saw your break but you can running on into
the videos on our socialist gam with him, so.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
She definitely knows I made it, which is a great sign.
Apologies about the fact that your.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Birthday think nightmare, No, no, like proper nightmare. So I
had to tell her that it wasn't her birthday and
then she had which she was devastated, devastation, so she's like,
where are the presents? Were the candles? And we were
like no, So that happy birthday you heard that was
just that we had to compromise. So I was like
going to tell you what, We'll sing the song, but
it's not your day. And then she said I've got
to go to krash and I was like, okay, great,
(28:18):
and then she goes, I get to take my birthday
cake and give it to everyone, and I was like, no,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
First of all, white chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Second of all, daddy's got a yoga class in half
an hour, and he's not taking the cake. So the
compromise we reached there was she was allowed to take
the cake to crash. Yeah, and she could tell everyone it.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Was her birthday.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yep, great, but she knew it wasn't her birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hilarious. So now that is a very funny compromise. I
feel like she's won that negotiation.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
At the moment, she's winning everything. She's on top of us,
she's on top of you's on top of me. I
actually got to say to her, I actually watched my weirdly,
I watched the whole process. You can see it on line.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, okay, let's yeah, let's get down to it.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So once we got through the happy birthdays, obviously she
wants to try it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
She now gets to impress her friends with the cake
I made for her.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Like it just apologies to my daughter's crash.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
By the way, I don't know what they did with
that cake today. And Max walked up pretty much high,
because you know, she's eaten a lot of white chocolate
cake before walking in the door.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
That's does she like me? Though?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Let's hear let's hear what she said?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, are you ready? Well?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
No, but yeah, okay, here we go, I think, he
says again, he says online a bit later on, but
this is the moment does my daughter approve of you?
Here is the cake from Woody. He's got sprinkles.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
What do you think.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
You try?
Speaker 12 (29:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
It doesn't look pretty?
Speaker 12 (29:54):
Look and on the top it says Max loves Woody.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
What do you think it's good?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Now that you've tried the cake?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
What do you have to say to Woody?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Is Woody now your friend?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Nah, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
How could you sit through that? And she goes, it's
the sprinkles. It looks pretty, it tastes good.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
It was ticking all she seeing the grin on her face.
This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
You gave her what she wanted. She's taken what she wanted.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
How much money?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Now she's walking away? She's she strode off into the
She strode off to her daycare, thinking it was her
birthday with a whole white chocolate cake. She owes you nothing.
She's beaten you.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
She does owe me. She doesn't understand her cake. That's
how the world works. How much main issue?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Want write down a number, Write down a number. I'm
being serious. I write her a check. We are we okay?
So where are we at? Are we just finishing this?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Or I am done with it?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Right very I'll do this off okay.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I don't know what that means. No, she's not, and
I think off air. I think we'll just leave it
alone as well, just le just give us some space.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, okay, that's what she wants. What are we talking?
A day? Two days? I hate this
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A bit of a dilemma in the White Law household
at the moment Will talk to me, there's this option
that I've got to make my life just a whole
lot easier, actually the life of me and my wife
a whole lot easier. But I'm worried if we go
down this path, our daughter Remy might be traumatized.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So let me give you the specs. Rem is currently
obsessed with her elsa dress. Else's the main character from Frozen.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We know how else serious?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Man? Sure some people without kids.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Maybe while we're playing let it Go, and I think
everyone's shot put the dots together shot.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So she's got this else a dress. She's had it
for I'm going to say a year, so quite a while.
So this thing is shabby, right, it's got holes, it's
got stains it, it's got a bit of a pong
yep like, it doesn't matter how many times I put
this thing for the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
There is a pong now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But she refuses to wear anything else except this else
a dress. So it's also getting colder now, so it's
freezing cold in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All she wants to wear is there else a dress?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Then you can't put a jacket over the top of that.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Because else it doesn't wear a jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Also, she's the ice cream.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Cold doesn't bother her exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Gold never bothered me anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And she recites that line. She recites that line to me.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So what mim and I are currently thinking is that
under the cloak of darkness. So after him goes to sleep,
and by the way, she does sleep in the dress,
so we'll probably have to And I.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Don't know how I'm going to get.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
It off her, but like maybe just like the cave divers.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I'm not going to drug my daughter. I'm not
going to drug my dorder.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
X, I mean just knock her out.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, no, I'm not going to drug my daughter.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But what I'm thinking of doing is like cutting off
the elsa dress throwing it out.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, okay, And I think I think friends of mine
do that, by the way, to cut their kid's hair
just so you.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Know at night.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, they do it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, oh genius, quite clever. You're a parent.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
How bad do you think it is or how damaging
do you think it will be if I secretly behind
Remy's back throw out her favorite dress? Like, is this
going to be the kind of thing that she just
forgets about it in a day and then happy days.
Or is this the kind of thing that might leave
her slightly traumatized?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Have you thought about a like, have you thought about
a plausible excuse? Because I don't know where Remy's at
in terms of development, but I'm at the point where
I can't say, because I used to just be able
to say it was gone, right, you know, just like
you know, we're out of we're out of chips, we're
out of weet bicks.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, I can't do anything about that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no she is, But I reckon, there's
it now.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I have to go, yeah, this is what this is
why it's gone Because I just get the why straight away.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It gets more.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We're just starting to like, well, you know, yeah, we're
just starting to advance into the why, and then she
investigates like, for example, for a long time, the car
radio was just broken.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, and that's why we couldn't play it.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Well, I told you the Wiggles.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
The Wiggles had a mass death like a bus accident
or something in our family.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They just left.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
But I had to go into that detail. I know,
I've got a bit more bid but I was like,
I couldn't just say to her they were gone, like
what happened?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I was like, car crash.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Sure to answer your question, though, big red car crash.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Very good to answer your question. I think she'll figure
it out well that you took it. No, I disagree.
You just need to act equally as devastated.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So you're okay with it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you think it's okay as a parental move that
tonight she goes to bed.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well racked for dress. I think it's okay, throw it out.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think it's okay if you can justify it against
how much pain it's causing used. So for example, for
the Wiggles, big red car to roll over like that
was that was the end of car trips for me.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
So that for me is justifiable. But it's a just
fiable death.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So what is like, how much anguish is her wearing
the frozen dress causing you is probably what you need
to think about.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
To be fair, my wife cares about it more than
me because MIM's not happy with her girl.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Then I would be sending I would be sending Mim
into to do the the explaining. But you're worried, but
Mim is going to be too brutal, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, I just think we're a team.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're a team at our now, we're a team at
our house will and we do things together. So I
want to ask the parents out there, were anyone really
thirteen what.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I want to do.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
By the way, she wants to throw it out, but
she and she.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Doesn't because Sam would be the same. She just turned
the max and go, it's gone it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm shown. And here's the thing I can remember.
As a child, I had a think a blanket called Blankie.
I vomited on Blankie one night when I I woke
up in the morning and Blankie was gone.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I have never.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Forgotten, really you remember, And of the years.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've realized obviously my parents threw that out.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well done, hercule.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I was also very.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Advanced as a child.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
My wife and I I think about throwing it out
behind her back right and just going like, just just.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
My concern is that if we do this, are we
going to lose the trust of my daughter and is
she going to be traumatized?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's only if she finds out that you threw it out.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think she'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't think I'm very good at committing crimes like
throwing out something that someone loves.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So look, thirteen six years what is a bit of
a Crumet's theft.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
At the end of the day, it's for it's I
think you've got to do. Sometimes you have to do
things to your kids that you don't want to do,
but that's actually good for them.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh, don't give me that. I know that's the truth,
but it's a hard truth. That's a hard truth.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Two people have caught up saying, just get a new
Elsa dress. Tried it, tried it. She wants this specific.
It's actually it's an Elsa dress that my wife made
for her, a very specific Elsa dress. Right, let's go
to Kelly here, Kelly, here we go. You've done this before,
you threw out something your kid loves behind their back.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yes, and I feel this in my soul.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I've got four boys.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
My twelve year old now, when he was young, was
obsessed with the Avengers and he had a whole suit
that he used to wear the daycare. I think we
went to all wedding once and he insisted on wearing
it there too. It got to the point where we
were like, we have to do something. So we took
it and we said that we lost it. My now
two year old is at the age where he is obsessed,
so we got a storage not remembering ten years ago
(06:22):
that the story we told our twelve year old that
we lost it, and the look that he gave me
as a now twelve year old was like I'd stabbed
him in the heart.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And you kind of.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
He was gutted and for like months after and he
was like remember that time he lied to me.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's on you a little bit that you put it
in store. It's like bury it. Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Like, we're I'm going to be stupid. I've put it
in storage. I'm thinking a bonfire at the.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Back kind of areas. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Let's go to Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Jasmine, you've got an idea as to what I should
say to my daughter, maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Go on.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
My idea was that you should tell her that Elsa
needs to wear it during the week days so.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
That you're only at least I could deal with it
twice a week instead of every day.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Is okay?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So I go home tonight and I go got a
call from Elsa.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Call from els I got this, got a call from Elsa.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
She's she said that she's lost her dress and she's
going to need to borrow yours for the weekday the
week days.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, understand, Remy is not going to get like if
I there's no way.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She'd get that. She definitely understand. I've called Elsa on
the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, I know that. But then Max And said to her, Hey,
look your favorite thing in the whole world.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Someone else is called.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And I don't know if it was Elsa not just
someone Elsa.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't think. I don't think she's going to care.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I can try. I'll definitely try. Let's go to Tabitha.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You could get someone to pretend to be Elsa.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now we're talking, there's I'm sure there'll be lots of
actors and actresses.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Get an Elsa, we get.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We pay an Elsa to come to my house.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
You could pay one. I didn't want to go straight
to dollars and cents.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But she's in sivy clothes, so she's in casual clothes.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
No, she have to be in her proper dress now.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But she can't be in the dress because she needs
to borrow the dress.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
She's two years old. She's not a genius. If Elsa rocks.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, hang on, you're wearing the dress, right.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
If Elsa rocks up and goes can I have my
dress back?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think it goes after.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I think it transcends any level of person that you
could get to ask for it back. It's gone beyond that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know. I don't mind it can.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Try, Tabitha, Oh, You've got a tip for me is
to remy stain warm underneath the Elsa dress, because this
is a ad your concern. The morning's getting colder and
she's literally shivering outside but refusing to put on.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Jackets because else it doesn't wear a jacket. What's your idea, Tabitha?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Personally, you cannot get rid of that dress. Okay, so
get in some nappy sand, put a bit of a
breeze in there. It'll take the stains out, it'll kill
the smell. But underneath that dress you need a white
skivvy and a white pair of leggings because yeah, yep,
because they wanted to.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Compare chat off there, let's go to Blake.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I reckon. I mean sorry, as much as I do
dress the dress, you toddl theer hour.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let's go to Blake Blaky. What are your thoughts made?
Can you throw out something your kid loves behind their back?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
You know you can't. They're only like this once. Just
let them have it. My son's now three, three and
a half and he loves Andy's Adventures. So we got
him yea, yeah, yeah, we got him a toy watch.
We got him a Safari like vest and a bucket hat.
And you know what, we stopped fighting fight, just let
(10:02):
him at that age just go just be happy. And
then you know, slowly, yes, slowly, he was just like, no,
I don't want to wear the indy bit. I want
to wear my big boy clothes.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Between you and this is on your team.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
My wife doesn't see it the same way because there
is a bit of a pom.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I think we get to spray down with some tea
tree oil.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But let's go to Zoe here now, Zoe, okay, two
day strategy as to how I can solve this problem.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Go, yes, definitely. It works with my daughter all the time.
Day one, teach her about recycling, so get her to
throw a piece of paper, magazine or whatever in the
recycling bin and that they'll turn it into new paper.
Day two, Rip it, cut it up, put it in
(10:50):
the washing machine, get it out, and be like, oh no,
the washing machine broke it.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Machine.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Jeez, I thought I was worried there. I thought you'd
about to try and read it the Greens environmental policy.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's going to work. Now, let's talk about business.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Let's get down.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Let's get down first.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Okay, Well, I usually don't like going behind your back
with business deals.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, but look, you want to cut the slack sometimes,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh you're busy, You're you're doing what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh that's nice of you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
But you're much You're You've always been a much more
accomplished businessman than I am. I just that internship with Boris.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's it's It's just the way my mind thinks.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Your nose is always on the business ground.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I love reading the thin review. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I like seeing where the stocks are at, like seeing
where the Nasdak and the all of them are at
the Dow Jones the Dow.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
He's down at the moment, if you're wondering anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So naturally I always think about the business side of
this radio show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And something that I've noticed and It's something that we
have talked about before, is the fact that there is
a severe lack of billboards that is promoting.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
This radio show.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And look, we get it, we get it, we love
the company, we get it. Whi's not part of the strategy.
The strategy is focus on all the other shows. And
you know, that's just the strategy for the last eight years.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
And so.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I got actually produced Jay to do a bit of
research on the strategy.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
No, just on the billboard, CEO did, why are they advertised?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What is the strategy with us?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
By the way? To figure that out?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I think we just hold up an end.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
The strategy is promote the breakfast show and then people
will get back in their car and hopefully they're on
your station already.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's the strategy.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Okay, so we hold up and end.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
In the end, Jay did a bit of research though,
and Jay I asked her to go, how many billboards
have we actually been on? And so we've been with
the been the show for eight years. Over eight years,
we've had ten billboards. Two of them were at my
dad's local cricket club, so so eight so one a
year effectively, to be fair, sometimes we're on.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
A billboard with the breakfast show. She hasn't included those
ones billboards.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Just for us, just for us eight I've never seen one.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's been eight and eight years, so hard to find.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Was all over the country. Where were they?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You don't want to know any small markets, I'll tell
you that much anyway. So I was thinking, I can't
with this idea. Could we do a little bit of
billboard bombing? I thought of this while I was sleeping
business I've just come so you know how people photo bomb,
which is effectively when you jump into someone else's photo, right,
that's photo bombing?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Ye? I thought, could we do that on a billboard?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So the idea is I would like reach out to
all these businesses and companies and be like, you guys
doing billboard soon?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Is that in the Is that in the plan for
the current financial year?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And then I'd say, hey, Will and I will happily
be the faces of that billboard for free, right, so
wave your fee exactly, We have no fee. So you're
getting free models, okay, Will and I? And then for
us it's like we're getting our faces out there.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
But do they attached? Because people don't know who we
are or what we look like, so, do they put
our names on the billboard?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Will that be part of the negotiation, I'd say so
I want.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Because if they don't then yeah, so I said, we'll
give you our faces. Plus I wouldn't mind our name
being on there, and maybe that we're on air from
four till six.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Sonyone's buying that. Well, they're trying to sell their product.
They're not going to be like, you know, going by
a Dove. So, by the way, yeah, I called Dove
fortil six.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I called Dove. Yeah, Dove said no, I'm gonna be honest.
I've had a lot of rejection, okay, but this is business.
At the end of the day. You make a lot
of phone calls, you get a lot of nose.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Every time you get a no, you just see it
as a minor speed hump, not a wall.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
So I'm calling. I'm pounding you pitch, Like what do
they getting out of it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Free models? That's pretty much it. It's like it's like free,
you get this free, your free model. How much does
a model cost these days? Fo hundred bucks an hour?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
We're free, that's pretty much the pitch.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
But we're not. But we're not models.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, and a lot of them said that a lot
of people have said a lot of companies have said
your modeling experience and the answer is no, but how
can it be the style? So like I said, well,
I've called I'm going to say most companies in Australia.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, a lot of nos. Okay, I think I've made
that very yea. The amazing news.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Is that glow Bird, my friends Glowbird Energy have bloody
said yes, wow, I'm not done Glowbird Energy.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
And by the way, they're the multi award winning Glowbird Energy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I get all my energy done with Glowbird and I'd
have say they are the best in the bits.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I love what they do. What have you sold them?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Will you and me are going to with Glowbird Energy
beyond one hundred billboards?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
A hundred billboards nationally? Now I've been working with their
art director.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, I'm actually not sure if that's their role, but
I've been working with someone at Globird.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
We think we've got to a pretty good spot here
promoting Glowbird and promoting us.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He'll you the Billboard revealed to you the Billboard on
tomorrow show.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Really happy, Okay, I think you'll be real. One hundred billboards.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Nationally, well everywhere in Australia. One hundred billboards to see
our faces Australia.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Wow, that's so exciting.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's huge for the show.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
So can I get a.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Hinge about what the art direction is?
Speaker 11 (16:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh, that's all right. Why do I feel like this
is worrying?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I think I'm been a bad husband, and I never
want to be a bad husband. I'm always I'm always
I'm doing the best in there, you know, trying to
be a good dad, trying to be a good husband.
But I just I've just got this inkling that I've
handled a situation poorly, and I haven't had this conversation with.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
My wife, which is probably the right thing to do.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I've just I was going to say, is the right
thing to do it with me?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Is this something you need to like?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
This is the wrong way to deal with this situation
is to get the help of our audience and talk
to you about it. I should probably just talk to
my wife about this, but at the moment, all I've
got is this inkling, this feeling. I'll explain what happened
and I've got some married women to call, by the way,
because I'm very keen to hear your thoughts on this.
But basically, Mim went away for a girl's trip for
(17:46):
a couple of days. Yep, right, So I was at
home with rem a lovely time, three days, beautiful. Right
when Mim was coming back from her trip. I worked
very hard to get the house looking spotless. So I
went to town baby like I was. I was down, hands
and knees, I'm spitting polish like. The house looked amazing, right,
(18:09):
and again, in my head, I'm going, you mean you've
been a great partner here, yeah, because Min wants to
come home to a really clean, nice feeling, right, Okay,
So when she came home within I don't say this again,
this is just a feeling, but like within the first
hour or so, I was getting the impression that she
wasn't happy that the house wasn't a bit of a mess. Like,
(18:31):
I got the feeling from her that she was like,
it actually makes me unhappy to know that you were
fine without my.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Help handle this situation pretty well.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Again, I'm just assuming here, but I think she was
wanting to come home to a bomb site.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So she could feel needed.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you took away a role.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, so this is where I'm not one hundred percent
sure if this is what's going on. I'm just king
to hear the female perspective here.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You're a married woman.
Speaker 11 (19:02):
Yes I am.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
If you're in my wife's position. Here, you go away,
come back home and the house is spotless. Is it
part of you a little annoyed?
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Maybe it's funny beer.
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Like you said, I think I would want to see
that he's struggled a bit with me, so he kind
of appreciates.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
What I do.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
But DECENTI I would be so happy that it happens.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Might be reading into it a bit much. I mean,
I don't know if you've have you had this confirmed
that she was annoyed.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, I've just said I was just a feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's just a sense that you've got and I haven't
actually had the conversation with her, which again I fully
appreciate is the wrong way to go about things.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I just thought i'd you.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Should be happy with No, one's not happy with the
Cloen house.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
But there was just this feeling like you know, liked you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
We ask her, is you a caller?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Well, no, you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Well, it's got to Liz instead Will It's got to Liz.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I don't want to call her.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, I just think that's how Let's just ask Liz.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Liz, you've got more experience being married, so maybe you're
you're more in a position to answer this than my
actual wife.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Would you be a little bit annoyed if you came
home after a trip away and the house was just spotless.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
There's a particular way that the house needs to look,
so if you if you haven't done it to my stead, yeah,
then then there will be problem.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's what that's what you want to be in sensing,
because you're a bad cleaner. I did, and domestically you're
below part of most things apart from washing, so that
is true.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And I did move some things around. There might have
been a bit of a misread here.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Can we please call me me because I think it'd
be a good idea to trying it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
To the bottle. Let's call me in. Let's call me in.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm interested all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Because I'm worried now all of a sudden because the.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
House was Your intentions were pure.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Thank you will appreciate.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Is that all you needed to hear.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
No more, Carol, here we go. You're a lot of
experience here. Carol, you've been married for forty four years.
Congratulations on that front. I can get to the same number.
I'm sure I will. But Carol, you've heard the scenario,
you've heard the situation. You've gone away, you've come back
and the house is spotless. Is there is there a
(21:12):
part of you that's a bit pissed off?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
No, I'd be right exactly.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
I go away quote, I go way quote frequently fellas,
and I can tell you when I come home if
my house was spotless, I would.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Absolutely can I just know from you? What were the
things that Mimi was doing for you? Make you think
that she was annoyed at you?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I just think she didn't get around the spotless house and.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
More you wanted affirmation because I didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I was like, maybe you're not happy the house is
so spotless.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
She's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
We need to hear her views on this, Hi, mem Hi,
would I will? Beautiful?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Beautiful'st I'm fascinated by what's going on here. We all
know what. He's a bit of a sensitive sausage, but
he's picked up a vibe off you, and I think
I don't know why he couldn't ask you this in person,
but I kind of want to note.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Do you explain to her?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah? Sure, Well have you been listening mem or are you?
Are you in the dark?
Speaker 11 (22:14):
No, I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
I'm just at work, trying to do my own thing,
and now I have to congratulate you on cleaning the house,
which as a job you should be doing.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Anyway, there, I mean, okay, you know when you went
away for three.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Now, I was.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I was very to be honest, I was very impressed
when I got back.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I actually wasn't.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Expecting that, so it was nice, but it was it
was also warranted, like it shouldn't, you know, it shouldn't
be thanked. Do you thank me every day that I
cleaned the house and put away all Remy's toys and
make dinner and all.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
That you do.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
When you get home tonight, you'll see that I put
away Remy's toys today, So you know we're both well,
hang on a.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Se were you annoyed?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
It would he when you got home? In some way,
I was.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Probably just upset to be back.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
At seven point thirty this morning, I had to give
my two year old an entire white chocolate mudcake. Not
what I wanted to do, but I did it for you,
and that is because my two year old Max currently
hates you who've missed the journey.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I've listened to this.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hello Max, Max is what are your friend?
Speaker 12 (23:31):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Queer loving?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Thank you? We don't like wood No? Can you hear me? Max?
She's running? Do you say she's running?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Run after her?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Run after her? Do you like Woody? Now?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
The great is for you is that I asked what
you might be able to do for her to consider
you a friend again, to.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Make a catch for me. If he makes the key
for you?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate, sugar.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
White sugar lar.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I heard those words, went to Women's Weekly, got myself
a recipe, beautiful mud white chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Could it has border one? As I said?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
But as I told you at the time, you've probably
got the.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Way exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And I don't want our relationship when we do hopefully
get a friendship, I don't want.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It to be based on lies.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Right, she did say, make a cake for me exactly?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You could have done your own time, but you chose
to do it in the middle of the radio show.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Got a white chocolate cake? First, think two fred De
grams of butter. That's too easy. You just chopped that.
Will if you preheated your oven. By the way, No,
it doesn't say to preheat the oven method. It doesn't
say preheat the oven. No, yeah, right, preheating the oven.
Now I'm grading some butter.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Will grading.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That says great. The butter, it says great butter.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
It is a gram of butter.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So I need two hundred and fifty grams of butter,
which is just great.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It will be five hundred grams, So why don't you
just have that perfectly?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I've got a measuring thing here. Sixty nine. I'm just
trying to open a bag of sugar. Sugars. Down the sugars, down.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
The sugars, sugar sugar.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Pretty stressful.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You can see that instagram TikTok Will and what gave
me the cake on Friday. I made sure the cake
was in an airtight container. I brought it home and sorry,
sorry over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
That sounds bad, but the cake that I brought into
the radio studio spending an hour and it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Was a good it smelled good.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Lewards, it sunk a bit. I didn't have a nice
symmetry to it. You know, cakes normally have a nice
It kind of sloped off the edge.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I deliberately did a hill because I like.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
The lawns out in the front of Parliament House.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I was going, I was going for that floaped.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
With the elections on the weekend, I thought she'd appreciated
Parliament House.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
All right, well look she got it. This morning, mate,
we're going to go to a song. Let's get down
to brass tacks because this has been annoying me all weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Tell her I burnt my finger, say that scar tell her.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That, yes, it's pathetic, all the things.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yes, I know it's pathetic. And I totally understand that
I shouldn't care. I get, I'm a groan, I'm a
thirty six year old man. I shouldn't get.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
But at the end of the day, I do care,
and I need to need At this point, I need
her to like me. And I've already I've slipped cash
under your front door. I've made a hot cross barn.
I didn't make a hoot cross Buns. I gave her
hot cross barn.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
You've done a lot of things activity book.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
We understand that.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
So she said that she wanted a white chocolate cake. Yep,
he spent last week making the cake. This morning I
gave her the cake.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Now, oh my lord, did you did it?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah? Okay, just you didn't ruin it in the car
because you took it home from work. I was very
careful about it, you did.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
I wrapped it up, trust me, keep the fresh lint.
I want this to be over as much as you do.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Did you warm it up a bit?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I want?
Speaker 11 (26:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I did.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
It was seven thirty this morning, okay, So I had
to give it the cake before she went to crash
this morning, which, to be honest, was a pain in
the ass. More importantly, I didn't factor into account that
if you. First of all, it is nearly Max's birthday.
So she turns three soon. And she knows that because
she's been asking for ages, when is it my birthday?
And we've been saying it's coming up soon. Your we've
(27:10):
been saying your birthday's next. So what do you think
happened when I turned around and gave her a cake
seven thirty this morning?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
What what are you going to make for you, okay,
did you see him making the cake like a plate?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Then is this?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Would you like to try the cake? It's not your birthday?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
So amazing that she she said, he broke the She
watched you make the cake.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She watched you make it, and he used his hands,
which I should have been wearing gloves. She would't realize
you make it.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
She was really impressed by that.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
She saw your break but you can running on into
the videos on our socialist gam with him, so.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
She definitely knows I made it, which is a great sign.
Apologies about the fact that your.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Birthday think nightmare, No, no, like proper nightmare. So I
had to tell her that it wasn't her birthday and
then she had which she was devastated, devastation, so she's like,
where are the presents? Were the candles? And we were
like no, So that happy birthday you heard that was
just that we had to compromise. So I was like
going to tell you what, We'll sing the song, but
it's not your day. And then she said I've got
to go to krash and I was like, okay, great,
(28:18):
and then she goes, I get to take my birthday
cake and give it to everyone, and I was like, no,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
First of all, white chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Second of all, daddy's got a yoga class in half
an hour, and he's not taking the cake. So the
compromise we reached there was she was allowed to take
the cake to crash. Yeah, and she could tell everyone it.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Was her birthday.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yep, great, but she knew it wasn't her birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hilarious. So now that is a very funny compromise. I
feel like she's won that negotiation.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
At the moment, she's winning everything. She's on top of us,
she's on top of you's on top of me. I
actually got to say to her, I actually watched my weirdly,
I watched the whole process. You can see it on line.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, okay, let's yeah, let's get down to it.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So once we got through the happy birthdays, obviously she
wants to try it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
She now gets to impress her friends with the cake
I made for her.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Like it just apologies to my daughter's crash.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
By the way, I don't know what they did with
that cake today. And Max walked up pretty much high,
because you know, she's eaten a lot of white chocolate
cake before walking in the door.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
That's does she like me? Though?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Let's hear let's hear what she said?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, are you ready? Well?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
No, but yeah, okay, here we go, I think, he
says again, he says online a bit later on, but
this is the moment does my daughter approve of you?
Here is the cake from Woody. He's got sprinkles.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
What do you think.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
You try?
Speaker 12 (29:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
It doesn't look pretty?
Speaker 12 (29:54):
Look and on the top it says Max loves Woody.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
What do you think it's good?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Now that you've tried the cake?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
What do you have to say to Woody?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Is Woody now your friend?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Nah, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
How could you sit through that? And she goes, it's
the sprinkles. It looks pretty, it tastes good.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
It was ticking all she seeing the grin on her face.
This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
You gave her what she wanted. She's taken what she wanted.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
How much money?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Now she's walking away? She's she strode off into the
She strode off to her daycare, thinking it was her
birthday with a whole white chocolate cake. She owes you nothing.
She's beaten you.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
She does owe me. She doesn't understand her cake. That's
how the world works. How much main issue?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Want write down a number, Write down a number. I'm
being serious. I write her a check. We are we okay?
So where are we at? Are we just finishing this?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Or I am done with it?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Right very I'll do this off okay.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I don't know what that means. No, she's not, and
I think off air. I think we'll just leave it
alone as well, just le just give us some space.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, okay, that's what she wants. What are we talking?
A day? Two days? I hate this
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