August 20, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast Button push Tommy's Birthday today,
have your birthday, Tommy. Speaking of Tommy's, got a call
from a guy called Tommy Woods yesterday. I think this
hasn't happened to me. Oh sorry, it's happened to me once.
(00:25):
It's having to me once. And I was kind of
I hear that beautiful mark of like, I'm offended, but
also I respect what you've just done. And I'm talking
about the moment where uruber eats driver or is your
delivery food driver gets in the car, they smell your
food and they go, you know what, this is worth
quitting my job for. And then they just drive, just
(00:48):
drive off into.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
The sunset a blaze of glory.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
In a blaze of glory. I think there's no more
glorified thing than any profession can do to You've ever
be honest with you? And Tommy called up yet exactly
this conundrum. I mean, he followed it up, which.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is I had ordered pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
He actually drove out of the shop and he parked
up on the street. He actually ended up canceling the order.
So I said, you know what if I gross to
the actual street here he is, this bloke just enjoying
his pizza. I made him send me the money, and
I took the feet off him.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You took the half eaten pizza. They must have the
moment where they pick up the food but they're either
so starving or it smells so good that they are
like willing to fall on their swords, like this is
my swan song.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
To be honest, it was a breakfast time I ordered
the Lebanes pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Gus ordering a pizza for breakfast. But but it sounds great.
But anyway, either way, well, I mean maybe that was it.
Maybe it was so good that the food delivery driver
was like, this is it, this is this is my moment,
this is this is the end of my career right now.
You know. I think sports people talk about it all
the time. You know that they realized they're half a
yard behind, and they go, oh, that's the end of
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my career.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It must be the hardest thing to do to go
out on top.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
And I imagine four Uber Eats, Drubbers slash all food
delivery service when they're driving and they're going on their
careers delivering food.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They're waiting for that one meal.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I think you're waiting for that one meal. You have
a lot of great meals in your car where you go?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is this the one? Is this the one? But I mean,
what a moment to fully decide to discover it.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
And for that guy in that story, it was a
Lebanese pizza breakfast.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's is worth ending my career.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
This is my ticket. You got to know when you've
got to go out.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
But again, question is and I think this is the
question we want to ask right now in thirteen one
and six five?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Have you been a food delivery driver? Okay? Yeah? And
then did you did you use your Swan song right?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And obviously what was your final meal?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
And did you decide to eat the meal? Did you
go like, that's the best way to quit my job.
I'm just going to eat in my car and then
just leave it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Surely, like what how else would you end your career?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, if everybody's everybody's heard about this, I think most
some people I've had it happened to me. Where you
look at the map and you just see him and
then you see the intersection where the decision takes hold
of him because he turns right, have left, and then
just drives off.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
He must peak in bags as well, like obviously they
stay all the bags a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Of the time.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, he's doing that thing where he tugs on the
side in here.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I'm fascinated to know what the meal was, and
obviously from both sides of the coin here, like if
I want to know if you were the one also
who ordered the food? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what what
was the meal that made the uber driver quit? Like
when you're on the other side, because you always remember
what the meal was. Mine was my mine was grilled? Actually,
(03:33):
oh it was grilled. It was a Sunday afternoon, A.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Couple of burgs. You go, the healthy chicken bites.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What I get is I get the impossible garden goodness beautiful?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, any add ons there, I think, Yeah with cheese.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh nice as the cheese, so healthy chicken bites twelve
twenty four twelve, Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I mean I hung over.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I mean it was it was a great meal. You're
getting chips, yeah, of course, saying here's another question. It's
a bit of a side comment, but a sidebar. Do
you think that when you're when your chips are in
the car and the uber I mean not the food
delivery servers, do you think when those chips are in there.
For me, there's a there's a three chip tax there
where as the driver expect the.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Driver to take three chips. And I'm allowing it because
you know, I know that staple.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But if you've got little nimble wrists, reckon, surely every
surely every food delivery in the country works, rolls around
with a spare staple in the car. Yeah, that's just smart,
that's just smart.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
And again, just take three three chips for your life
if you Yeah, that's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean, you can't take a piece of pizza though
a slice of pizza, You can't chips.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Only thing you can do, you can do.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's a really good thought. Actually, well, I'm fascinated by this,
I really am. Haley's called up. Hailey, You've unfortunately been
on the other end where you watch them turn right
instead of left and sail off into the sunset with
your pizza.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yes, I absolutely have.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Except for me.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
It was about fifty dollars worth of sushi.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a good it's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And he's a strange one to do a Swan song on.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Really sushi, I'd take that. We're talking sashimi and we're
talking the thing.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
We've been discussing though, is that when you're in the car,
it's what entices you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That he's probably picked it up from a boutique sushi.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
JS and he's got the receipt as well, so he's
not just the smell.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, because they checked there. Of course, the basis how
am I getting out of you with what was in there?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
It's funny you say that, because it was pretty much
all wag you a burry. We were staying at an
apartment down in broad Beach for a mates twenty first
and it was a bit of a wild night. So
we all woke up really late in the day and
then I've jumped on my food delivery app and I'm like, okay,
I'm got to get myself a good feed. Ordered fifty
(05:47):
dollars worth of sushi. They drove all the way to
the apartment we were staying in, got to the front door,
and then immediately clicked order complete it, and then they
just left.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
They took the photo and everything.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I wreckd of like, look the bags here and can't
take a photo.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
It was like as soon as the car pulled up,
completed gone. We went downstairs, spent about twenty minutes half
an hour looking for the food, couldn't find it, so
they had hume to the door so the app would
think that they had delivered.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It brilliant, So then it looks like the food's been
stolen by th Is.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Their respect there, Haley? I mean, like I said, when
the guys told my food, I was, you know, there's
you know, course you're annoyed, but is there a bit
of respect there?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Honestly, yeah, considering the amount of effort they put in there,
they know how.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Crap those jobs are as well. They have got the
worst jobs in the game of the food delivery guys
that it really does look like they're doing it tough out. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Sounds like a two man operation as well. They're going
to have the getaway driver, like with the engine humming.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
It's a quick gettle. Let's go to Diana. Here, Diana,
you had a meal that never arrived.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I had pizza that ordered for about fifteen people ahead
over and we were tracking him on his little masts
and eventually he just stopped moving. So we were texting
him and he was messaging up back and we're like,
are you okay? Said I've just been pulled over by
the police. I'll be there in a sex. It took
him about sixty minutes and we ended up chasing him
down the main road and so I turn off heading south.
(07:11):
Never seen him again.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
How many fezzas, Gianna, how many we've had?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
At least at least ten we.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Had people.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Beast Yes, sorry, back to Deiana again. I'm fascinated in
the psychology. A bit of respect there, Deiana?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Was that a little bit of respect for him?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
A little bit we had chasing him down the road.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, I mean, what a moment.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
He's got three people chasing down It's a It's just
one song. So it's as good as it gets for
those guys live. There's a reddit thread somewhere where these
guys all just post up. I finally had my swans on. Guys,
what was your meal?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Did they down the road?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, why don't we ask anonymous here? Because I reckon
I would be part of that reddit thread. Wilbur.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You want to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. You've got
a story for us, Anonymous.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I do, yes, I do tell it's not my proudest
moment in life.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So you a food delivery driver, mate.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
I was a food delivery driver during the COVID era
when it was really popping off.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Originally I did it as a way to escape the
house legally.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh oh yeah right, because you could.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Drive anywhere you wanted because you were an uber driver.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Of course, Genie, that's quite clever.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It is now. I was doing delivery driving during the
evenings and every now and then I'd be like, oh,
you know, I haven't made too much money tonight, so
you know what, I'm going to mark this order as
damaged and you know, free dinner.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, so you would get away with that, anonymous.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
Yeah, if you mark the order as just damaged, you
would get away with it. And I wasn't a bad
human being because if you run up to the door
and it has completed, then it charges the customer. You
did it as damage, the customer wouldn't pay for it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So you're still my big mate.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The Big Heights happened.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
There was a huge order from a restaurant called Ala Seal,
which is like a way the restaurant seal. Yeah, they
do like Mediterranean grille like land.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, a big order.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
The receipt was about three hundred and fifty dollars people,
and it was just me and my girlfriend at the time.
And mate, we had the feast of all feats.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, this one's been damaged as well.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And sorry, so you got away with this as well.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh yeah, that's mate in this in this like are
you were you in Cahootza in contact with any other
delivery drivers? Like is this is this a thing like
within the fraternity.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
I don't do it anymore, but I can tell you
now that it is a big thing. Towards the end
of the driver's night, they'll pick an order that they
like the best and it will not get delivered. It'll
be their dinner.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That is just great. I do love that respect. Great
respect with a cat. I don't think anyone's going to
be eat three hundred dollars worth of top shelf Mediterranean
grill dreams. Did you get through it? Mate? Did you
eat it all?
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I think the whole world is just very interested by
the dating world of Leonardo DiCaprio, like it's it's it's
it obviously is getting to a point now where people
are commenting on it being a bit strange that he's
you know, his partners are always in their twenties and
he's now in he's fifth.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Wow, no, late forties. I'm gonna say forty nine. I'm
going forty nine, fifty for sure, name on it for
he's five zero bank just fifty one year of this.
He said you were a few months off. I said,
you did. I said fifty year? Sure, when for a
while fifty for sure. That's fifty just I think his
(11:15):
birthday was yesterday. Actually, that's right, fifty fifty fifty for sure.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Anyway, I think I think the world has always been
very interested just in his dating history, et cetera. So
when British pop star Diana Vickers was speaking on a
podcast today and revealed the way that she had a
date with Leo, obviously the world wanted to listen. Now,
this is strange. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He's just changed.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I'll go to the audio now of Diana Vickers talking
about the time she met and kind of had a
date with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 13 (11:48):
Yeah, I did meet Leond DiCaprio. He wt no idea
that I met him. One of his mates invited me
round to his house and I thought it was like
a party, and then it ended up just like he
was just watching Telly and I was just sat they
are like Dicapria just watching Telly and that was a
really bizarre moment.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So he gets she goes on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
She talks about the fact that he kind of he
surrounds himself with these really good looking guys and then
those guys will go out and ask girls over to
the house and then that's how they get to know
each other and that can kind of be like a date.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Now, my first question, seen that happen.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
By the way, he actually went to a night club
in Melbourne one night when I was there and there
and he had people go and tap girls on the
shoulder for him Crazy. He was in the corner of
the baseball hat on Crazy. It was strange, It really
strange like it was. And then it was almost like
an audition process, like you came, like they came and
spoke to him for a little bit and then he'd
(12:42):
be like not no, and then another guy would gone
to have another like they're waiting in line.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, this Diana Vickers girl was saying that like she
wasn't the only one there watching TV. It was like
a harem of women who had been invited to come
over and watch television with Leo. Now, my question to you, though,
is what do you reckon Leo's watching on TV? If
you if you had to guess, if you go to
Leo's house, chat, but what do you reckon Leo?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
If you had to guess, what's Leo watching? It's got
to be one of his movies.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Surely he chucks because he's trying to appeal to obviously
women in their twenties. So surely he's showing The Titanic,
He's showing this scene.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I used to look like that. I used to look
like that. Yeah, sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
He's quite boyish. I don't know if he loves his
boyish movies Blood Diamond, he loves Revenant, he loves all
his his serious stuff. He loves his Tarantino movie. So
he chucked on some I reckon surely? Yeah, Okay, Well, anyway,
that's not what I want to ask.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Watching At the end of the day, that just becomes
us just listing Leo movies, which is a bit boring.
Here's what I do find interesting. Will I think this
is the laziest date I've ever heard of right. He
has done zero effort to do anything for this date.
He's literally sitting on a couch watching television.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Approached the women, so someone else to approach the right.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
It doesn't get lazier thirteen one oh sixty five, though,
Have you been on a date with less effort made
than that?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh? Wow, you'd have to put your hand up. I'm
going to put your hand up.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
So on my, was there a bit of honesty On
my second date with my now wife. I invited her
to come over to my house to watch me on
Celebrity Hot Seat. That was our second date, and it
was on the couch. It was actually quite similar to Leover.
It was me and it was my brother. And then
(14:42):
I invited my good mate langers over. And then this
is this girl who I've literally just met, mim and
we just watched me on Celebrity Hot Set. Get this,
so I knew we'd won. We won sixty four thousand dollars,
and I knew we're impressive. Before it started, I was like,
all right, guys, who wants to have a guess as
to how much money I made?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh my, and hand it out a pizza paper. I
made her, I guess pretty bad stuff. Wow, I've got
another one.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
She is she has that been like reflected upon as
really poor negatively.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It was she said before that it was surprising that
you got a third date after that.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Really it was fair enough. Like I said, you come
around to my house and watch me and Eddie maguire.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, watch me on TV. That's what I did. Another
one to throw in there. This wasn't with my now wife.
But so the other very little effort I made on
a date was and this is something I'd done more
than once. I would go to the butcher and get
a pre made stir fry, and then I'd wait till
five minutes before when they were coming over, and then
(15:44):
I'd throw the pre made stir fry into a walk
and then put a tetawel over my kiholder.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I mean, that's just smart. Again. I think I've said
smart footy three times on this show, but that is
smart footy.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
And I'd answer the door with the t t and
oh sorry two sects that the surfries on the walk
come in, come in.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So it's good stuff, I reckon, that's just no harm,
no foul. Well, you're both enjoying a good meal there.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
When they see the wrapper in the bin, because I
haven't even been bothered to take the rubbish at it
comes undone. Let's go to Jenny here, though, Jenna, you
were on a date where minimal effort was made.
Speaker 14 (16:17):
Yes, so admittedly we were like seventeen at the time,
but still effort should have been made. With my now fiance,
we went. So we met up at the local cinema,
went for a movie together, and then he's like, I'll
take you somewhere nice. You know, he had his peas
(16:37):
I didn't, so whatever, we went out, not.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Sure where we were going.
Speaker 14 (16:41):
We wound up a super cheap auto to look at
windscreen wipers.
Speaker 15 (16:46):
Wow, wow of the barrel stuff. Very good, Jenna, you
never did he get through that. Let's go to Kale here.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Now, Kale, you've been on a date with very minimal effort.
Speaker 16 (17:01):
Yeah, so I invited for someone for dinner and basically
I didn't know what to cook, so I threw chicken
nuggets on the fry pan with some oil and burnt
the hell out of them, which they ended up in
the bin. So that was pretty much the lowest effort
I've ever put in.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
So sorry, Kale, the date ended up being you like,
let's be honest, if you cooked the chicken nuggets, well
that's a crap day.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah. I was going to say, I think you got
saved by the bell there actually such a bad thing
that the chicken nuggets did get burt.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
But so cal you didn't pivot to like ordering pizzas
or something.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You guys just went hungry for the night.
Speaker 16 (17:38):
I think we ended up walking across the road to
fish and chips and that was that was the upgrade.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That is an upgrade. Chicken nuggets in the bend.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It for you, my friend, Maria.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
You you've been on a date where minimal effort was made.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Absolutely so. Years ago, I was asked on the coffee day,
which is fine, which I love going. But he said
we'll go to McDonald's. I'm like, oh think you might.
So that's when I not my usual place. But we
got there and he's like, I've got a two for
one about her.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh wow, I went and got a coffee with a girl.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I ended up seeing this girl for a couple of years,
but she'll never she'd never let me live down the
fact that we had a coffee. And then when it
came to pain, and I was like, so, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then like she thought I was joking, and I
was like, so, do you have any coins. I ended
up giving her coins and then I was like, you
can go and pay.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I got through that. I don't know how I got
through it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
She paid for the lot when I said the lot.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
She paid the nine dollars nine dollars coffees, and I
handed her some shrapnel from my pocket.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
She ended up we did. Let's go to Christie.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Him was Christy here on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Christie.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
Hey, you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hello, we're talking minimal effort made on dates. Talk to us.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well.
Speaker 17 (19:08):
I was about eighteen or nineteen and I like this
guy for a while and he finally asked me out
and he was like, oh, come over, I'll cook your tea.
Well I got there, there's nothing cooking, and he pulls
out a tuple air container from the fruit.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No way, you had leftovers.
Speaker 18 (19:23):
We had leftovers.
Speaker 17 (19:24):
He's like, it's getting more names, but it's better the
next day.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's a good point.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's a good boy. I'd love to hear from you guys,
if you've ever had a Oh my god, I don't
want to die like this moment, I.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Just I've had it. You were there, you actually caused it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
This is one of the This is another one of
those moments where you thought you were going to dive anywhere,
knew none the less of my time. I've got good
audio to get to, I've got calls here.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, sorry, well no.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
God, no, no, I'm happy to I'm just calling your bluff.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You made me. We were in a location in Western Australia.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
And there was an island called Woody Island, and you
convinced me that it was an initiation to swim nude
to Woody Island. So I got nude on a boat,
jumped into some water, and then as I was in
the water, the captain of the boat said, you're in
shark infested water. That's right, And I can remember thinking
like this is the worst moment.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It would have been a funny. It would have been
like a story that you read about on daily Mail
about w A Perth.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now they would have picked it up.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Perth radio host swims, no, now that's a hot phace
swims nude in sharking, thinking is yeah, in fake initiation procedure, Yeah,
nude radio host, Yeah, that would.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Have been a good bit. But that's what you said
on the boat, is that it'll be a good.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
There wasn't always a times good story anyway. Look, the
reason we're taking these calls is because a couple of
TikTokers we're about to take into a couple of I
don't know, crumbed mackerel burgers or whatever was in vogue
in their car their influences.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
They had an incident. Okay, yeah where they where?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
They nearly died eating a fish burger. I think we've
got a little bit of audio there, just double checking
that we've got the audio there. Yeah, we've got it. Yeah,
here we go.
Speaker 19 (21:21):
I'm gonna do a big cheers. My boy boom.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Got hit by a car? What bang? There?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
They were in the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Are they're in a car there?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Sorry? Of course.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
And the car they got they were filming. That's exactly
what they want. That'll go viral on viral. Yeah, I
wouldn't mind hear to car hits their car as they're
eating mackerel burgers.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Holy mackerel.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
They are all Okay, we when.
Speaker 19 (21:49):
We do a big cheers my boy boom.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Holy bang again, that's all the dreams come true.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
They're all okay, they're all go viral and they've made
gone've done it.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm talking about it. Heye, talking about TikTok. That's a
good story. Hey, Temmy thirty one six five. You've thought
to yourself, I don't want to die like this.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Hey.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (22:15):
I've got a partial plate and it broke a little bit,
and I decided to keep it in anyway. And I
fell asleep, and about three o'clock in the morning, I
cough and next thing I knew, I couldn't breathe, and
I flew up in bed and my plate had gone
to the back of my throat and I could feel
it hanging on my esophacus. Every time I breathed in
(22:37):
I could feel it just shut off my air pipe.
So I went out into the kitchen, woke up my family.
They called the ambulance out, they came out, did the
home room move, and I vomitted everywhere and they just
could not shift it. So they had to get me
to hospital. And in hospital they kept giving me all
this stuff trying to get it out because they had
(22:57):
to wake up the surgeon to come in and operate
on me.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Get it out.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And what was that move?
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Didn't I move?
Speaker 18 (23:13):
It didn't work anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's the homework maneuver. Thanks very much, very good. It's
not a homo moved. Yeah, different sort of a move,
Leanne on thirteen one and six five. You thought, you guys,
(23:36):
I don't want to die like this.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I did.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
I picked up the kids from a trampoline place in Geelong,
heading down bow On Heads Rode about nine o'clock at night,
tea intersection coming up called horse through Horseshoes. Band car
comes straight out in front of me.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
See the car like at my driver's side, and we got.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Pushed off the road.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
Anyway, we're in shock. The last song that we would
have heard on the radio was shout out.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
To my ex, and I did not want.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
To tiel oh Lin, you're speaking to my heart, oh Lynn.
That's ray stuff you're gonna have to spend at the
Hijigs Hotel. Leanne, very good story, all right. Up next,
speaking of great stories, Nick Yaris, more of the best
interview I think we've ever done.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Unreal truly.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm sure this bloke thought a number of times, I
don't want to die like this as he was spending
twenty three years in solitary confinement on death row for
a crime he didn't commit. If you're not up to
speak with this, you can catch up on the Will
and Woody YouTube channel the whole interviews there, Willim Woody
wherever you get your podcasts. Right now, it's fine alone along.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Okay, you're trying to convince us you're in the car
with someone else. Sweeter side, is someone actually there or
you're just putting on a voice. Sam, who are you
in the car with?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Hey, how's going?
Speaker 16 (24:58):
I'm in the car with my prentice Tom Tom.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, I say it's your apprentice. Of how old is
your apprentice?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He's eighteen?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Saying okay, young Buck s.
Speaker 16 (25:11):
Thirty one?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Thirty one? Okay, I just check out? Can you throw
the irrelevant?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I just wanted to see if you had to perform
any gymnastics with his voice wards, because I've had some
very savvy players recently. We've had the same voice.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, now this is this is good from you? Will
thank you? Throw on the young Buck? Tommy? Please sure?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Okay? Shall I hate you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
We're good? Tom? We're good?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Do I detect an accent?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
There?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Tom? Do I detect an accent?
Speaker 12 (25:46):
I know?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
No, Actually I'm from Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah right, okay, oh there you go. You enjoying being
an apprentice of of Sam?
Speaker 9 (25:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's not a bad.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I mean, I mean I look I like to Sam. Yeah,
good idea. Can you put the phone back to Sam? Please?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Oh yeah, sure, yeah, I pass it back now.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Hey, guys, why is Tom in the distance and you're
speaking on the phone.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well? Tom's in the distance, like he's yelling you been
way away?
Speaker 15 (26:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Is he in the boots or.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
No, We've got a duel cab. I've got a bunch
of stuff in the front.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So he's on the back seat.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So when you said pass over the phone, did you
actually pass over the phone or you on hands free?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
We're hands free.
Speaker 16 (26:43):
I'm driving right now.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Why is there such a big gap between you and
you and Tom when you're passing the phone. Then if
you just hands free, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
It sounds like he's got your man. I think you're
alone in the cars. Emmy, Hey, good voice. You want
a technicality there?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
That's well played, Will, Yeah, that was just good.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That was very good. Fine a line from me there,
double passing, Go and see the naked gun for you?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Sam, Eva's called Hi Eva, Hi, Eva, Who are you
in the car with?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
I'm in the car with Sarah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Sarah? And who's Sarah?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
She's one of my best friends.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Either.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You don't sound like you're old enough to drive?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Ah, No, not exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
How old are you?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
I'm thirteen?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay? Who's driving my mom? All right? Okay, so we're
shall picking you up from?
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Either pardon?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Where's your mom picking you and Sarah up from?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
We just went to Money Ponds beautiful.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Just duck. But what were you doing in Mooney Pond's Eva.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
We're just shopping?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Okay, check out a.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Wednesday afternoon shopping.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Can we hear from your friend Sarah?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Hey Sarah?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
What did you buy from Mooney Ponds? A little shopping
spree and Mooney Ponds?
Speaker 12 (28:09):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
I got some like persum and stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, and I mean yeah, okay. Can you hand the
make to Eva please?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Eva. What did you buy during the shopping spree?
Speaker 6 (28:25):
I thought some lollies?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah, lollies? Okay, okay, that's simple. Now, look, well, I've
detected a giggle in the background. I've detected I detected giggle.
It sounded like multiple people.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You would just be laughing at herself.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Na, because she was talking when I heard a giggle?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Is that her mum, Struth?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It could be the mum? Okay, okay, so you Eva
with Sarah.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm going to go on a limb. I'm happy to
put put some some clout behind this. I reckon Eva
and Sarah Regon they're both there.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That's what I think too.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I heard a giggle, I know, but I'm just saying
I'm also on that page right, okay, but I just
wanted to the giggle could have been.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Okay, Eva, do you think Sarah is actually there?
Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yes, yes she is.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Nice little nice two from two.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All these little people that keep calling us up. It's
very difficult. It's making the game very hard.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No, I like it as well. I like it as well.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Lifts the challenge.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It is a challenge. Eva, you and Sarah can go
home with the Tim Tam Price pack. Enjoy. Thank you mate,
loving to meet you. I have a great afternoon. Quiz
He's on the other side and more from the best
interview we've ever done, Nicky Harris, I shouldn't be alive
twilling what he kiss? Can you hear it? Double? And
(29:52):
nothing has been a feature on this show Woods for
the last couple of weeks. One hundred bucks I can
to start and then it's double and nothing all the
way up and and that's it's a simple bit. It's
an easy bit. We've loved it. Just no one did
the maths until we did the maths, and we realized
that if it expands rapidly.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's do things. It really is quite amazing.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
So yeah, if you do the numbers by CAN six,
you've got three thousand, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And this is where it gets really interesting.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
From there, Can ten get your fifty one thousand dollars,
eleven one hundred and two thousand dollars right up to
CAN fifteen, where you would win one point six million
dollars extrawdinary.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
And when we figured out the maths, we.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Were like, buddy, hell, like, how have they allowed this
game to be played?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Right?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Because it turned out they hadn't, No, no one, no
one in the upper management had done the numbers. Because
let's be like, if we gave away a one point
six million dollars, I mean, Poe, you're across is more
than us, but like, how much would that impact the station?
Speaker 20 (30:48):
Well it was put to me in the sense that
we wouldn't have jobs anymore. Yeah, that's the language that
was tossed around.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, so the end of the show. Yeah, but anyway,
so the.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Way to go out, and that's what I said in
the meeting room, like tries if we go out.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
If this is the way that we go out, it's
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I mean, it's good gear. It's pretty funny. Really, we
gave away one point six million dollars that we didn't have.
It's pretty fun opening cans of soft drinking beer in
the studio. I mean, I can't think of a better
way to leave this job.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's pretty funny. But so pooy. He is the the
EP of the show.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
It's only today that he's been saying to you need
to pull it.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yep.
Speaker 20 (31:24):
So yeah, this was like an idea that we had
ages ago where we were like it needs you know,
let's jazz it up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
And the double or nothing.
Speaker 20 (31:32):
He was like, do it do double or nothing or something?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well, it's either double or nothing or spin a wheel.
It's commercial radio. Yeah, and then we just blindly went
ahead with it and didn't think anything more. Well, he
didn't think anything more until you heard the promo. And
I don't know whether that's a reflection on how much
this is the radio station or how much they aren't
playing our promos anyway, either way, we're not going to
get into that. Butto the reads, yeah, he's sensitive about.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
This, yes, and he has said he has said that
we need to end it as well.
Speaker 20 (32:01):
He doesn't want this on the air anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Okay, okay, So I'm.
Speaker 20 (32:04):
Deeply worried about money being spent that we don't have.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
So I think we can finish with some fun here. Obviously,
if we call dB, he'll know it's a radio bit.
But if you call off your mobile, maybe you hold
it up against the microphone or something.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I reckon, this is just great gear.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
If you say, hey, mate, we were just promoting it
for today show, we just did.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Can you hear it? Double or nothing? And we've given
away one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And what's exactly what's the exact figure?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Oh yeah, good court.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Okay, So if you say, I reckon, boo, they got
eleven cans in a row and they've won one hundred
and two thousand and four hundred.
Speaker 20 (32:38):
He's going to flip this would be great. All right, mate,
hey mate, how are you?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Sorry, hey you're there?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
All right, let's go on.
Speaker 20 (32:53):
You got two seconds?
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Only two because I'm just about to go into a
school thing.
Speaker 20 (33:00):
Hey, So you know what we were talking about before that?
Can you hear it?
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I just sent you and I've done that before. Actually
did you?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So? I don't know if you were you listening at all?
Speaker 20 (33:15):
Were you listening to today's segment?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
No, I've been super busy. Why what's up?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
So?
Speaker 20 (33:22):
We had a lady called Alisha call and she she
won a large amount of money.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
How much?
Speaker 20 (33:32):
One hundred and two thousand, four hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Right, you've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 20 (33:46):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What do you what do you mean? Well?
Speaker 20 (33:50):
She got eleven cans.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
In a row. I was just talking to you about this,
I know.
Speaker 20 (34:00):
I know. I don't know what series or mate, I'm
not joking.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's dames. Yeah, it's a bit.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
School.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I just need this today.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Keep laughing along and joo you guys, just keep laughing
along and I'm out. Wow, wow, oh that is as
good as it gets.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Man.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
The silence revealed well, the first thing he said was right, yeah, right, but.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Got it be awesome?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
He just wrote to miss He just said that.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Was so good. Oh, well done, well done.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh that was so gratifying. Hope everyone else enjoyed that.
This is the best interview I've ever done, wouldce. I
stand by that nicky arras a guy who spent twenty
three years in solitary confinement for a crime he didn't commit.
It's an incredible story. We laughed, we cried. You can
see the whole thing on YouTube. Just search Willim Woody
if you want to watch the rest of this interview.
It's really garnering some beautiful stuff online as well, Instagram, TikTok, Willanmody.
(35:32):
If you want to see see this guy. He kind
of almost has to be seen to be believed a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, and you'll walk away from seeing this guy talk,
and I just think you'll feel better about your life.
And that's not to say that you know, you're not
going through your own stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Everyone's going through their own stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
But what he went through and then still lives life
with this verve and has no anger, and he lives
with this gratitude.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
It's just a lesson that I think we could all
take yep.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
So again, go and see the whole interview online or
on the podcast there. But we are going to play
a little bit more of our chat with Nick. But
there is some heavy violence in this world.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, I reckon this one. If you've got some kids
in the car, maybe well, yeah, we're talking about some
of the worst parts of him in a really really
intense prison on death row. So whilst this is enthralling
and I'm sure some of us are very interested to
hear what this is all about, it is also worth
mentioning that there is heavy violence, and yeah, it's definitely
(36:33):
worth if you've got sensitive views in the car, maybe
flicking over to something else. I mean, come back, definitely
come back. We've got the two too tune, can you
hear it? Double nothing when there's great things to come.
But I've got a prank idea, Yeah, I got a
prank lined up all but for the next few minutes.
If you've got sensitive years, then yeah, the life one
number thirteen, eleven, fourteen or one hundred respect if you
need those phone numbers. Otherwise, Yeah, this is more nick
(36:53):
Yarrason willing Woody.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Look, the greatest challenger of my life wasn't that throw
is freedom after death row?
Speaker 9 (37:02):
Get it?
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Really?
Speaker 10 (37:07):
All right, here's a perspective. Eighty percent of men who
served more than twenty years in solitary confinement try to
kill themselves within the first five years. Eighty percent try
to kill themselves. Yeah, God, God put me not only
in jail, but he put me on death row so
I couldn't be in population and get murdered.
Speaker 17 (37:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Are you you grateful for your time on death row?
Speaker 10 (37:32):
I'm It's one of the greatest experiences of my life.
I'm so happy that I got to become a knowledgeable,
autodiactic educated men. Now, man, I'm I love the fact
that I have such an impact on people. I have
friends that all over the world to really relate to me,
and they love me and they care about me. And
(37:53):
that's because I keep putting out the positivity, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, what's the wall ist thing that you've seen in
your your time? What's the wildest thing you think?
Speaker 10 (38:01):
What's screwdriver sticking out of the kid's head?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Did not see that coming?
Speaker 20 (38:07):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (38:08):
My first week of prison, I was walking through the
block and I saw the curtain move in this cell
and they say don't go near their selves, don't look
at them. But I couldn't help it, you know, And
I pushed the curtain back and I walked in and
there was a kid sitting there. He couldn't have been
more He's eighteen, and he's looked at me. He said,
he said, am I gonna be okay? And I said,
I'm gonna go get help. And he's slumped over and
(38:31):
I felt bad. I felt so horrible because I lied
to him, didn't I? But did I do him right
or not? But that that really, yeah, I've had I've
watched so many people dye in prisons crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
What's the most beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You, man?
Speaker 10 (38:46):
I've seen myself. I hate to say this, but I
seen myself find love. I saw within myself an ability
to love myself when they told me I was worthless
and that they were going to murder me. And that
was the most beautiful thing I could ever see, because
(39:07):
it's something that has never left me.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
That's so good, Nick, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
What's happy?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
What's the first thing you did when you when you
walked out of prison, Nick, So you've had twenty three years,
you're in sultry confine, what what's the first thing you did,
what's the first place you went?
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Well, they botched my release. They told me goodbye, shook
my hand, got me to the last barrier and said, oops,
up on the piper work. We gotta take it back.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
No.
Speaker 10 (39:36):
So five and a half hours later when they finally
released me, yeah, I walked out and it was crazy.
My parents were there. My ex wife had left me
while I was on death row to die my spiritual
advisor and we all went to the cracker barrel, but
I couldn't eat. My father said, come on, let's go outside.
(39:57):
So we just calmed down because it was an emotional say,
they botched my release for me.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
So my father was sitting there and he said, you know,
money has changed. I said what do you mean. He goes,
Money's got like like secret things in it, and he
gave me a twenty dollars bill and to look at
and I looked at the security thing in the note.
Then I folded it up, I put it in my
pocket and I laughed at him. He goes, hey, hey,
what are you doing. I say, hey, see your little boy,
you got to take care of me, right, And then
(40:23):
he said, look, I'm dying to ask you this.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
He goes, but what's the one.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Thing You can look around right now and everything like,
it's the one thing that's changed. And I looked around
the parking lot and I said, Poppy, it's hub caps.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
They no more hub caps.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Everything's alloyed, he said, So for bitch, I didn't even
pay a chance.
Speaker 19 (40:47):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (40:50):
I've never been to Australia, but I dream of coming
down there, man, I would really love to experience that.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Please, please reach out if he loved that out loved Nick.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
It's been a pleasure. I think we're all in awe
of you. You're inspiring, man, you really are. So congratulations
on Thank you finding yourself in a place where a
lot of people would lose themselves and turning it into
something beautiful. That is that will be a legacy for
so many people to admire.
Speaker 16 (41:16):
Here goes.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
Boys, you've been listening to the Will and Wooden Show
on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Beautiful man, beautiful man, incredible story.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It's an incredible chat. If you want to hear the
full thing, Yeah, as we've been saying, just go to
Will and Woody on YouTube. You can see the full
chat with us and Nick Harris. It's incredible, It truly is,
and I think it's a message that everybody kind of
needs to hear for all sorts of reasons, for all
sorts of reasons.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's not to take away from the things that you
are going through in your life, because again, s hi
t happens, no doubt about it. But I think his
way of dealing with so much bad stuff happening in
his life is just absolutely what we should aim towards
and yes, inspired by absolutely.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Also, there's a bunch of stuff that we've had to
take out of that interview for the radio naturally, So
if you want to hear that unfiltered and uncut, then yes,
the Willam Woody YouTube channel is the place to go
for that because it does. Also he's hilarious about a
number of things that he's enjoying since leaving prison.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
You can do something for fifteen hours and you're just
going to have to go and watch that on YouTube,
Will and Whatney wherever you get your YouTube's
The Will and Woody podcast Button push Tommy's Birthday today,
have your birthday, Tommy. Speaking of Tommy's, got a call
from a guy called Tommy Woods yesterday. I think this
hasn't happened to me. Oh sorry, it's happened to me once.
(00:25):
It's having to me once. And I was kind of
I hear that beautiful mark of like, I'm offended, but
also I respect what you've just done. And I'm talking
about the moment where uruber eats driver or is your
delivery food driver gets in the car, they smell your
food and they go, you know what, this is worth
quitting my job for. And then they just drive, just
(00:48):
drive off into.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
The sunset a blaze of glory.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
In a blaze of glory. I think there's no more
glorified thing than any profession can do to You've ever
be honest with you? And Tommy called up yet exactly
this conundrum. I mean, he followed it up, which.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is I had ordered pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
He actually drove out of the shop and he parked
up on the street. He actually ended up canceling the order.
So I said, you know what if I gross to
the actual street here he is, this bloke just enjoying
his pizza. I made him send me the money, and
I took the feet off him.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You took the half eaten pizza. They must have the
moment where they pick up the food but they're either
so starving or it smells so good that they are
like willing to fall on their swords, like this is
my swan song.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
To be honest, it was a breakfast time I ordered
the Lebanes pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Gus ordering a pizza for breakfast. But but it sounds great.
But anyway, either way, well, I mean maybe that was it.
Maybe it was so good that the food delivery driver
was like, this is it, this is this is my moment,
this is this is the end of my career right now.
You know. I think sports people talk about it all
the time. You know that they realized they're half a
yard behind, and they go, oh, that's the end of
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my career.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It must be the hardest thing to do to go
out on top.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
And I imagine four Uber Eats, Drubbers slash all food
delivery service when they're driving and they're going on their
careers delivering food.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They're waiting for that one meal.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I think you're waiting for that one meal. You have
a lot of great meals in your car where you go?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is this the one? Is this the one? But I mean,
what a moment to fully decide to discover it.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
And for that guy in that story, it was a
Lebanese pizza breakfast.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's is worth ending my career.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
This is my ticket. You got to know when you've
got to go out.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
But again, question is and I think this is the
question we want to ask right now in thirteen one
and six five?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Have you been a food delivery driver? Okay? Yeah? And
then did you did you use your Swan song right?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And obviously what was your final meal?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
And did you decide to eat the meal? Did you
go like, that's the best way to quit my job.
I'm just going to eat in my car and then
just leave it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Surely, like what how else would you end your career?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, if everybody's everybody's heard about this, I think most
some people I've had it happened to me. Where you
look at the map and you just see him and
then you see the intersection where the decision takes hold
of him because he turns right, have left, and then
just drives off.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
He must peak in bags as well, like obviously they
stay all the bags a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Of the time.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, he's doing that thing where he tugs on the
side in here.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I'm fascinated to know what the meal was, and
obviously from both sides of the coin here, like if
I want to know if you were the one also
who ordered the food? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what what
was the meal that made the uber driver quit? Like
when you're on the other side, because you always remember
what the meal was. Mine was my mine was grilled? Actually,
(03:33):
oh it was grilled. It was a Sunday afternoon, A.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Couple of burgs. You go, the healthy chicken bites.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What I get is I get the impossible garden goodness beautiful?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, any add ons there, I think, Yeah with cheese.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Oh nice as the cheese, so healthy chicken bites twelve
twenty four twelve, Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I mean I hung over.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I mean it was it was a great meal. You're
getting chips, yeah, of course, saying here's another question. It's
a bit of a side comment, but a sidebar. Do
you think that when you're when your chips are in
the car and the uber I mean not the food
delivery servers, do you think when those chips are in there.
For me, there's a there's a three chip tax there
where as the driver expect the.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Driver to take three chips. And I'm allowing it because
you know, I know that staple.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But if you've got little nimble wrists, reckon, surely every
surely every food delivery in the country works, rolls around
with a spare staple in the car. Yeah, that's just smart,
that's just smart.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
And again, just take three three chips for your life
if you Yeah, that's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean, you can't take a piece of pizza though
a slice of pizza, You can't chips.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Only thing you can do, you can do.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's a really good thought. Actually, well, I'm fascinated by this,
I really am. Haley's called up. Hailey, You've unfortunately been
on the other end where you watch them turn right
instead of left and sail off into the sunset with
your pizza.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yes, I absolutely have.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Except for me.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
It was about fifty dollars worth of sushi.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a good it's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And he's a strange one to do a Swan song on.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Really sushi, I'd take that. We're talking sashimi and we're
talking the thing.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
We've been discussing though, is that when you're in the car,
it's what entices you.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That he's probably picked it up from a boutique sushi.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
JS and he's got the receipt as well, so he's
not just the smell.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, because they checked there. Of course, the basis how
am I getting out of you with what was in there?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
It's funny you say that, because it was pretty much
all wag you a burry. We were staying at an
apartment down in broad Beach for a mates twenty first
and it was a bit of a wild night. So
we all woke up really late in the day and
then I've jumped on my food delivery app and I'm like, okay,
I'm got to get myself a good feed. Ordered fifty
(05:47):
dollars worth of sushi. They drove all the way to
the apartment we were staying in, got to the front door,
and then immediately clicked order complete it, and then they
just left.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
They took the photo and everything.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I wreckd of like, look the bags here and can't
take a photo.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
It was like as soon as the car pulled up,
completed gone. We went downstairs, spent about twenty minutes half
an hour looking for the food, couldn't find it, so
they had hume to the door so the app would
think that they had delivered.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It brilliant, So then it looks like the food's been
stolen by th Is.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Their respect there, Haley? I mean, like I said, when
the guys told my food, I was, you know, there's
you know, course you're annoyed, but is there a bit
of respect there?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Honestly, yeah, considering the amount of effort they put in there,
they know how.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Crap those jobs are as well. They have got the
worst jobs in the game of the food delivery guys
that it really does look like they're doing it tough out. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Sounds like a two man operation as well. They're going
to have the getaway driver, like with the engine humming.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
It's a quick gettle. Let's go to Diana. Here, Diana,
you had a meal that never arrived.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I had pizza that ordered for about fifteen people ahead
over and we were tracking him on his little masts
and eventually he just stopped moving. So we were texting
him and he was messaging up back and we're like,
are you okay? Said I've just been pulled over by
the police. I'll be there in a sex. It took
him about sixty minutes and we ended up chasing him
down the main road and so I turn off heading south.
(07:11):
Never seen him again.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
How many fezzas, Gianna, how many we've had?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
At least at least ten we.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Had people.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Beast Yes, sorry, back to Deiana again. I'm fascinated in
the psychology. A bit of respect there, Deiana?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Was that a little bit of respect for him?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
A little bit we had chasing him down the road.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, I mean, what a moment.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
He's got three people chasing down It's a It's just
one song. So it's as good as it gets for
those guys live. There's a reddit thread somewhere where these
guys all just post up. I finally had my swans on. Guys,
what was your meal?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Did they down the road?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, why don't we ask anonymous here? Because I reckon
I would be part of that reddit thread. Wilbur.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You want to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. You've got
a story for us, Anonymous.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I do, yes, I do tell it's not my proudest
moment in life.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So you a food delivery driver, mate.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
I was a food delivery driver during the COVID era
when it was really popping off.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Originally I did it as a way to escape the
house legally.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh oh yeah right, because you could.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Drive anywhere you wanted because you were an uber driver.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Of course, Genie, that's quite clever.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It is now. I was doing delivery driving during the
evenings and every now and then I'd be like, oh,
you know, I haven't made too much money tonight, so
you know what, I'm going to mark this order as
damaged and you know, free dinner.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, so you would get away with that, anonymous.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
Yeah, if you mark the order as just damaged, you
would get away with it. And I wasn't a bad
human being because if you run up to the door
and it has completed, then it charges the customer. You
did it as damage, the customer wouldn't pay for it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So you're still my big mate.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The Big Heights happened.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
There was a huge order from a restaurant called Ala Seal,
which is like a way the restaurant seal. Yeah, they
do like Mediterranean grille like land.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, a big order.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
The receipt was about three hundred and fifty dollars people,
and it was just me and my girlfriend at the time.
And mate, we had the feast of all feats.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, this one's been damaged as well.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And sorry, so you got away with this as well.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh yeah, that's mate in this in this like are
you were you in Cahootza in contact with any other
delivery drivers? Like is this is this a thing like
within the fraternity.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
I don't do it anymore, but I can tell you
now that it is a big thing. Towards the end
of the driver's night, they'll pick an order that they
like the best and it will not get delivered. It'll
be their dinner.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That is just great. I do love that respect. Great
respect with a cat. I don't think anyone's going to
be eat three hundred dollars worth of top shelf Mediterranean
grill dreams. Did you get through it? Mate? Did you
eat it all?
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I think the whole world is just very interested by
the dating world of Leonardo DiCaprio, like it's it's it's
it obviously is getting to a point now where people
are commenting on it being a bit strange that he's
you know, his partners are always in their twenties and
he's now in he's fifth.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Wow, no, late forties. I'm gonna say forty nine. I'm
going forty nine, fifty for sure, name on it for
he's five zero bank just fifty one year of this.
He said you were a few months off. I said,
you did. I said fifty year? Sure, when for a
while fifty for sure. That's fifty just I think his
(11:15):
birthday was yesterday. Actually, that's right, fifty fifty fifty for sure.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Anyway, I think I think the world has always been
very interested just in his dating history, et cetera. So
when British pop star Diana Vickers was speaking on a
podcast today and revealed the way that she had a
date with Leo, obviously the world wanted to listen. Now,
this is strange. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
He's just changed.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I'll go to the audio now of Diana Vickers talking
about the time she met and kind of had a
date with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 13 (11:48):
Yeah, I did meet Leond DiCaprio. He wt no idea
that I met him. One of his mates invited me
round to his house and I thought it was like
a party, and then it ended up just like he
was just watching Telly and I was just sat they
are like Dicapria just watching Telly and that was a
really bizarre moment.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So he gets she goes on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
She talks about the fact that he kind of he
surrounds himself with these really good looking guys and then
those guys will go out and ask girls over to
the house and then that's how they get to know
each other and that can kind of be like a date.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Now, my first question, seen that happen.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
By the way, he actually went to a night club
in Melbourne one night when I was there and there
and he had people go and tap girls on the
shoulder for him Crazy. He was in the corner of
the baseball hat on Crazy. It was strange, It really
strange like it was. And then it was almost like
an audition process, like you came, like they came and
spoke to him for a little bit and then he'd
(12:42):
be like not no, and then another guy would gone
to have another like they're waiting in line.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, this Diana Vickers girl was saying that like she
wasn't the only one there watching TV. It was like
a harem of women who had been invited to come
over and watch television with Leo. Now, my question to you, though,
is what do you reckon Leo's watching on TV? If
you if you had to guess, if you go to
Leo's house, chat, but what do you reckon Leo?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
If you had to guess, what's Leo watching? It's got
to be one of his movies.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Surely he chucks because he's trying to appeal to obviously
women in their twenties. So surely he's showing The Titanic,
He's showing this scene.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I used to look like that. I used to look
like that. Yeah, sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
He's quite boyish. I don't know if he loves his
boyish movies Blood Diamond, he loves Revenant, he loves all
his his serious stuff. He loves his Tarantino movie. So
he chucked on some I reckon surely? Yeah, Okay, Well, anyway,
that's not what I want to ask.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Watching At the end of the day, that just becomes
us just listing Leo movies, which is a bit boring.
Here's what I do find interesting. Will I think this
is the laziest date I've ever heard of right. He
has done zero effort to do anything for this date.
He's literally sitting on a couch watching television.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Approached the women, so someone else to approach the right.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
It doesn't get lazier thirteen one oh sixty five, though,
Have you been on a date with less effort made
than that?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh? Wow, you'd have to put your hand up. I'm
going to put your hand up.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
So on my, was there a bit of honesty On
my second date with my now wife. I invited her
to come over to my house to watch me on
Celebrity Hot Seat. That was our second date, and it
was on the couch. It was actually quite similar to Leover.
It was me and it was my brother. And then
(14:42):
I invited my good mate langers over. And then this
is this girl who I've literally just met, mim and
we just watched me on Celebrity Hot Set. Get this,
so I knew we'd won. We won sixty four thousand dollars,
and I knew we're impressive. Before it started, I was like,
all right, guys, who wants to have a guess as
to how much money I made?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh my, and hand it out a pizza paper. I
made her, I guess pretty bad stuff. Wow, I've got
another one.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
She is she has that been like reflected upon as
really poor negatively.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It was she said before that it was surprising that
you got a third date after that.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Really it was fair enough. Like I said, you come
around to my house and watch me and Eddie maguire.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, watch me on TV. That's what I did. Another
one to throw in there. This wasn't with my now wife.
But so the other very little effort I made on
a date was and this is something I'd done more
than once. I would go to the butcher and get
a pre made stir fry, and then I'd wait till
five minutes before when they were coming over, and then
(15:44):
I'd throw the pre made stir fry into a walk
and then put a tetawel over my kiholder.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I mean, that's just smart. Again. I think I've said
smart footy three times on this show, but that is
smart footy.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
And I'd answer the door with the t t and
oh sorry two sects that the surfries on the walk
come in, come in.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So it's good stuff, I reckon, that's just no harm,
no foul. Well, you're both enjoying a good meal there.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
When they see the wrapper in the bin, because I
haven't even been bothered to take the rubbish at it
comes undone. Let's go to Jenny here, though, Jenna, you
were on a date where minimal effort was made.
Speaker 14 (16:17):
Yes, so admittedly we were like seventeen at the time,
but still effort should have been made. With my now fiance,
we went. So we met up at the local cinema,
went for a movie together, and then he's like, I'll
take you somewhere nice. You know, he had his peas
(16:37):
I didn't, so whatever, we went out, not.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Sure where we were going.
Speaker 14 (16:41):
We wound up a super cheap auto to look at
windscreen wipers.
Speaker 15 (16:46):
Wow, wow of the barrel stuff. Very good, Jenna, you
never did he get through that. Let's go to Kale here.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Now, Kale, you've been on a date with very minimal effort.
Speaker 16 (17:01):
Yeah, so I invited for someone for dinner and basically
I didn't know what to cook, so I threw chicken
nuggets on the fry pan with some oil and burnt
the hell out of them, which they ended up in
the bin. So that was pretty much the lowest effort
I've ever put in.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
So sorry, Kale, the date ended up being you like,
let's be honest, if you cooked the chicken nuggets, well
that's a crap day.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah. I was going to say, I think you got
saved by the bell there actually such a bad thing
that the chicken nuggets did get burt.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
But so cal you didn't pivot to like ordering pizzas
or something.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You guys just went hungry for the night.
Speaker 16 (17:38):
I think we ended up walking across the road to
fish and chips and that was that was the upgrade.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That is an upgrade. Chicken nuggets in the bend.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It for you, my friend, Maria.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
You you've been on a date where minimal effort was made.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Absolutely so. Years ago, I was asked on the coffee day,
which is fine, which I love going. But he said
we'll go to McDonald's. I'm like, oh think you might.
So that's when I not my usual place. But we
got there and he's like, I've got a two for
one about her.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh wow, I went and got a coffee with a girl.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I ended up seeing this girl for a couple of years,
but she'll never she'd never let me live down the
fact that we had a coffee. And then when it
came to pain, and I was like, so, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then like she thought I was joking, and I
was like, so, do you have any coins. I ended
up giving her coins and then I was like, you
can go and pay.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I got through that. I don't know how I got
through it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
She paid for the lot when I said the lot.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
She paid the nine dollars nine dollars coffees, and I
handed her some shrapnel from my pocket.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
She ended up we did. Let's go to Christie.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Him was Christy here on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Christie.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
Hey, you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hello, we're talking minimal effort made on dates. Talk to us.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well.
Speaker 17 (19:08):
I was about eighteen or nineteen and I like this
guy for a while and he finally asked me out
and he was like, oh, come over, I'll cook your tea.
Well I got there, there's nothing cooking, and he pulls
out a tuple air container from the fruit.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No way, you had leftovers.
Speaker 18 (19:23):
We had leftovers.
Speaker 17 (19:24):
He's like, it's getting more names, but it's better the
next day.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's a good point.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's a good boy. I'd love to hear from you guys,
if you've ever had a Oh my god, I don't
want to die like this moment, I.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Just I've had it. You were there, you actually caused it.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
This is one of the This is another one of
those moments where you thought you were going to dive anywhere,
knew none the less of my time. I've got good
audio to get to, I've got calls here.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, sorry, well no.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
God, no, no, I'm happy to I'm just calling your bluff.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You made me. We were in a location in Western Australia.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
And there was an island called Woody Island, and you
convinced me that it was an initiation to swim nude
to Woody Island. So I got nude on a boat,
jumped into some water, and then as I was in
the water, the captain of the boat said, you're in
shark infested water. That's right, And I can remember thinking
like this is the worst moment.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It would have been a funny. It would have been
like a story that you read about on daily Mail
about w A Perth.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now they would have picked it up.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Perth radio host swims, no, now that's a hot phace
swims nude in sharking, thinking is yeah, in fake initiation procedure, Yeah,
nude radio host, Yeah, that would.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Have been a good bit. But that's what you said
on the boat, is that it'll be a good.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
There wasn't always a times good story anyway. Look, the
reason we're taking these calls is because a couple of
TikTokers we're about to take into a couple of I
don't know, crumbed mackerel burgers or whatever was in vogue
in their car their influences.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
They had an incident. Okay, yeah where they where?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
They nearly died eating a fish burger. I think we've
got a little bit of audio there, just double checking
that we've got the audio there. Yeah, we've got it. Yeah,
here we go.
Speaker 19 (21:21):
I'm gonna do a big cheers. My boy boom.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Got hit by a car? What bang? There?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
They were in the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Are they're in a car there?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Sorry? Of course.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
And the car they got they were filming. That's exactly
what they want. That'll go viral on viral. Yeah, I
wouldn't mind hear to car hits their car as they're
eating mackerel burgers.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Holy mackerel.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
They are all Okay, we when.
Speaker 19 (21:49):
We do a big cheers my boy boom.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Holy bang again, that's all the dreams come true.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
They're all okay, they're all go viral and they've made
gone've done it.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm talking about it. Heye, talking about TikTok. That's a
good story. Hey, Temmy thirty one six five. You've thought
to yourself, I don't want to die like this.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Hey.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (22:15):
I've got a partial plate and it broke a little bit,
and I decided to keep it in anyway. And I
fell asleep, and about three o'clock in the morning, I
cough and next thing I knew, I couldn't breathe, and
I flew up in bed and my plate had gone
to the back of my throat and I could feel
it hanging on my esophacus. Every time I breathed in
(22:37):
I could feel it just shut off my air pipe.
So I went out into the kitchen, woke up my family.
They called the ambulance out, they came out, did the
home room move, and I vomitted everywhere and they just
could not shift it. So they had to get me
to hospital. And in hospital they kept giving me all
this stuff trying to get it out because they had
(22:57):
to wake up the surgeon to come in and operate
on me.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Get it out.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And what was that move?
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Didn't I move?
Speaker 18 (23:13):
It didn't work anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's the homework maneuver. Thanks very much, very good. It's
not a homo moved. Yeah, different sort of a move,
Leanne on thirteen one and six five. You thought, you guys,
(23:36):
I don't want to die like this.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I did.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
I picked up the kids from a trampoline place in Geelong,
heading down bow On Heads Rode about nine o'clock at night,
tea intersection coming up called horse through Horseshoes. Band car
comes straight out in front of me.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
See the car like at my driver's side, and we got.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Pushed off the road.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
Anyway, we're in shock. The last song that we would
have heard on the radio was shout out.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
To my ex, and I did not want.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
To tiel oh Lin, you're speaking to my heart, oh Lynn.
That's ray stuff you're gonna have to spend at the
Hijigs Hotel. Leanne, very good story, all right. Up next,
speaking of great stories, Nick Yaris, more of the best
interview I think we've ever done.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Unreal truly.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm sure this bloke thought a number of times, I
don't want to die like this as he was spending
twenty three years in solitary confinement on death row for
a crime he didn't commit. If you're not up to
speak with this, you can catch up on the Will
and Woody YouTube channel the whole interviews there, Willim Woody
wherever you get your podcasts. Right now, it's fine alone along.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Okay, you're trying to convince us you're in the car
with someone else. Sweeter side, is someone actually there or
you're just putting on a voice. Sam, who are you
in the car with?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Hey, how's going?
Speaker 16 (24:58):
I'm in the car with my prentice Tom Tom.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, I say it's your apprentice. Of how old is
your apprentice?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He's eighteen?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Saying okay, young Buck s.
Speaker 16 (25:11):
Thirty one?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Thirty one? Okay, I just check out? Can you throw
the irrelevant?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I just wanted to see if you had to perform
any gymnastics with his voice wards, because I've had some
very savvy players recently. We've had the same voice.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, now this is this is good from you? Will
thank you? Throw on the young Buck? Tommy? Please sure?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Okay? Shall I hate you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
We're good? Tom? We're good?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Do I detect an accent?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
There?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Tom? Do I detect an accent?
Speaker 12 (25:46):
I know?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
No, Actually I'm from Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah right, okay, oh there you go. You enjoying being
an apprentice of of Sam?
Speaker 9 (25:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's not a bad.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I mean, I mean I look I like to Sam. Yeah,
good idea. Can you put the phone back to Sam? Please?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Oh yeah, sure, yeah, I pass it back now.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Hey, guys, why is Tom in the distance and you're
speaking on the phone.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well? Tom's in the distance, like he's yelling you been
way away?
Speaker 15 (26:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Is he in the boots or.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
No, We've got a duel cab. I've got a bunch
of stuff in the front.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So he's on the back seat.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So when you said pass over the phone, did you
actually pass over the phone or you on hands free?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
We're hands free.
Speaker 16 (26:43):
I'm driving right now.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Why is there such a big gap between you and
you and Tom when you're passing the phone. Then if
you just hands free, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
It sounds like he's got your man. I think you're
alone in the cars. Emmy, Hey, good voice. You want
a technicality there?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
That's well played, Will, Yeah, that was just good.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That was very good. Fine a line from me there,
double passing, Go and see the naked gun for you?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Sam, Eva's called Hi Eva, Hi, Eva, Who are you
in the car with?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
I'm in the car with Sarah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Sarah? And who's Sarah?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
She's one of my best friends.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Either.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You don't sound like you're old enough to drive?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Ah, No, not exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
How old are you?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
I'm thirteen?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay? Who's driving my mom? All right? Okay, so we're
shall picking you up from?
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Either pardon?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Where's your mom picking you and Sarah up from?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
We just went to Money Ponds beautiful.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Just duck. But what were you doing in Mooney Pond's Eva.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
We're just shopping?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Okay, check out a.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Wednesday afternoon shopping.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Can we hear from your friend Sarah?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Hey Sarah?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
What did you buy from Mooney Ponds? A little shopping
spree and Mooney Ponds?
Speaker 12 (28:09):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
I got some like persum and stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, and I mean yeah, okay. Can you hand the
make to Eva please?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Eva. What did you buy during the shopping spree?
Speaker 6 (28:25):
I thought some lollies?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah, lollies? Okay, okay, that's simple. Now, look, well, I've
detected a giggle in the background. I've detected I detected giggle.
It sounded like multiple people.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You would just be laughing at herself.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Na, because she was talking when I heard a giggle?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Is that her mum, Struth?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It could be the mum? Okay, okay, so you Eva
with Sarah.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm going to go on a limb. I'm happy to
put put some some clout behind this. I reckon Eva
and Sarah Regon they're both there.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That's what I think too.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I heard a giggle, I know, but I'm just saying
I'm also on that page right, okay, but I just
wanted to the giggle could have been.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Okay, Eva, do you think Sarah is actually there?
Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yes, yes she is.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Nice little nice two from two.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
All these little people that keep calling us up. It's
very difficult. It's making the game very hard.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No, I like it as well. I like it as well.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Lifts the challenge.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It is a challenge. Eva, you and Sarah can go
home with the Tim Tam Price pack. Enjoy. Thank you mate,
loving to meet you. I have a great afternoon. Quiz
He's on the other side and more from the best
interview we've ever done, Nicky Harris, I shouldn't be alive
twilling what he kiss? Can you hear it? Double? And
(29:52):
nothing has been a feature on this show Woods for
the last couple of weeks. One hundred bucks I can
to start and then it's double and nothing all the
way up and and that's it's a simple bit. It's
an easy bit. We've loved it. Just no one did
the maths until we did the maths, and we realized
that if it expands rapidly.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's do things. It really is quite amazing.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
So yeah, if you do the numbers by CAN six,
you've got three thousand, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And this is where it gets really interesting.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
From there, Can ten get your fifty one thousand dollars,
eleven one hundred and two thousand dollars right up to
CAN fifteen, where you would win one point six million
dollars extrawdinary.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
And when we figured out the maths, we.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Were like, buddy, hell, like, how have they allowed this
game to be played?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Right?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Because it turned out they hadn't, No, no one, no
one in the upper management had done the numbers. Because
let's be like, if we gave away a one point
six million dollars, I mean, Poe, you're across is more
than us, but like, how much would that impact the station?
Speaker 20 (30:48):
Well it was put to me in the sense that
we wouldn't have jobs anymore. Yeah, that's the language that
was tossed around.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, so the end of the show. Yeah, but anyway,
so the.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Way to go out, and that's what I said in
the meeting room, like tries if we go out.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
If this is the way that we go out, it's
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I mean, it's good gear. It's pretty funny. Really, we
gave away one point six million dollars that we didn't have.
It's pretty fun opening cans of soft drinking beer in
the studio. I mean, I can't think of a better
way to leave this job.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's pretty funny. But so pooy. He is the the
EP of the show.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
It's only today that he's been saying to you need
to pull it.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yep.
Speaker 20 (31:24):
So yeah, this was like an idea that we had
ages ago where we were like it needs you know,
let's jazz it up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
And the double or nothing.
Speaker 20 (31:32):
He was like, do it do double or nothing or something?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well, it's either double or nothing or spin a wheel.
It's commercial radio. Yeah, and then we just blindly went
ahead with it and didn't think anything more. Well, he
didn't think anything more until you heard the promo. And
I don't know whether that's a reflection on how much
this is the radio station or how much they aren't
playing our promos anyway, either way, we're not going to
get into that. Butto the reads, yeah, he's sensitive about.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
This, yes, and he has said he has said that
we need to end it as well.
Speaker 20 (32:01):
He doesn't want this on the air anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Okay, okay, So I'm.
Speaker 20 (32:04):
Deeply worried about money being spent that we don't have.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
So I think we can finish with some fun here. Obviously,
if we call dB, he'll know it's a radio bit.
But if you call off your mobile, maybe you hold
it up against the microphone or something.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I reckon, this is just great gear.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
If you say, hey, mate, we were just promoting it
for today show, we just did.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Can you hear it? Double or nothing? And we've given
away one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And what's exactly what's the exact figure?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Oh yeah, good court.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Okay, So if you say, I reckon, boo, they got
eleven cans in a row and they've won one hundred
and two thousand and four hundred.
Speaker 20 (32:38):
He's going to flip this would be great. All right, mate,
hey mate, how are you?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Sorry, hey you're there?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
All right, let's go on.
Speaker 20 (32:53):
You got two seconds?
Speaker 11 (32:55):
Only two because I'm just about to go into a
school thing.
Speaker 20 (33:00):
Hey, So you know what we were talking about before that?
Can you hear it?
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I just sent you and I've done that before. Actually
did you?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So? I don't know if you were you listening at all?
Speaker 20 (33:15):
Were you listening to today's segment?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
No, I've been super busy. Why what's up?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
So?
Speaker 20 (33:22):
We had a lady called Alisha call and she she
won a large amount of money.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
How much?
Speaker 20 (33:32):
One hundred and two thousand, four hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Right, you've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 20 (33:46):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What do you what do you mean? Well?
Speaker 20 (33:50):
She got eleven cans.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
In a row. I was just talking to you about this,
I know.
Speaker 20 (34:00):
I know. I don't know what series or mate, I'm
not joking.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's dames. Yeah, it's a bit.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
School.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I just need this today.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Keep laughing along and joo you guys, just keep laughing
along and I'm out. Wow, wow, oh that is as
good as it gets.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Man.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
The silence revealed well, the first thing he said was right, yeah, right, but.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Got it be awesome?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
He just wrote to miss He just said that.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Was so good. Oh, well done, well done.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Oh that was so gratifying. Hope everyone else enjoyed that.
This is the best interview I've ever done, wouldce. I
stand by that nicky arras a guy who spent twenty
three years in solitary confinement for a crime he didn't commit.
It's an incredible story. We laughed, we cried. You can
see the whole thing on YouTube. Just search Willim Woody
if you want to watch the rest of this interview.
It's really garnering some beautiful stuff online as well, Instagram, TikTok, Willanmody.
(35:32):
If you want to see see this guy. He kind
of almost has to be seen to be believed a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, and you'll walk away from seeing this guy talk,
and I just think you'll feel better about your life.
And that's not to say that you know, you're not
going through your own stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Everyone's going through their own stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
But what he went through and then still lives life
with this verve and has no anger, and he lives
with this gratitude.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
It's just a lesson that I think we could all
take yep.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
So again, go and see the whole interview online or
on the podcast there. But we are going to play
a little bit more of our chat with Nick. But
there is some heavy violence in this world.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, I reckon this one. If you've got some kids
in the car, maybe well, yeah, we're talking about some
of the worst parts of him in a really really
intense prison on death row. So whilst this is enthralling
and I'm sure some of us are very interested to
hear what this is all about, it is also worth
mentioning that there is heavy violence, and yeah, it's definitely
(36:33):
worth if you've got sensitive views in the car, maybe
flicking over to something else. I mean, come back, definitely
come back. We've got the two too tune, can you
hear it? Double nothing when there's great things to come.
But I've got a prank idea, Yeah, I got a
prank lined up all but for the next few minutes.
If you've got sensitive years, then yeah, the life one
number thirteen, eleven, fourteen or one hundred respect if you
need those phone numbers. Otherwise, Yeah, this is more nick
(36:53):
Yarrason willing Woody.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Look, the greatest challenger of my life wasn't that throw
is freedom after death row?
Speaker 9 (37:02):
Get it?
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Really?
Speaker 10 (37:07):
All right, here's a perspective. Eighty percent of men who
served more than twenty years in solitary confinement try to
kill themselves within the first five years. Eighty percent try
to kill themselves. Yeah, God, God put me not only
in jail, but he put me on death row so
I couldn't be in population and get murdered.
Speaker 17 (37:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Are you you grateful for your time on death row?
Speaker 10 (37:32):
I'm It's one of the greatest experiences of my life.
I'm so happy that I got to become a knowledgeable,
autodiactic educated men. Now, man, I'm I love the fact
that I have such an impact on people. I have
friends that all over the world to really relate to me,
and they love me and they care about me. And
(37:53):
that's because I keep putting out the positivity, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, what's the wall ist thing that you've seen in
your your time? What's the wildest thing you think?
Speaker 10 (38:01):
What's screwdriver sticking out of the kid's head?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Did not see that coming?
Speaker 20 (38:07):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (38:08):
My first week of prison, I was walking through the
block and I saw the curtain move in this cell
and they say don't go near their selves, don't look
at them. But I couldn't help it, you know, And
I pushed the curtain back and I walked in and
there was a kid sitting there. He couldn't have been
more He's eighteen, and he's looked at me. He said,
he said, am I gonna be okay? And I said,
I'm gonna go get help. And he's slumped over and
(38:31):
I felt bad. I felt so horrible because I lied
to him, didn't I? But did I do him right
or not? But that that really, yeah, I've had I've
watched so many people dye in prisons crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
What's the most beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You, man?
Speaker 10 (38:46):
I've seen myself. I hate to say this, but I
seen myself find love. I saw within myself an ability
to love myself when they told me I was worthless
and that they were going to murder me. And that
was the most beautiful thing I could ever see, because
(39:07):
it's something that has never left me.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
That's so good, Nick, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
What's happy?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
What's the first thing you did when you when you
walked out of prison, Nick, So you've had twenty three years,
you're in sultry confine, what what's the first thing you did,
what's the first place you went?
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Well, they botched my release. They told me goodbye, shook
my hand, got me to the last barrier and said, oops,
up on the piper work. We gotta take it back.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
No.
Speaker 10 (39:36):
So five and a half hours later when they finally
released me, yeah, I walked out and it was crazy.
My parents were there. My ex wife had left me
while I was on death row to die my spiritual
advisor and we all went to the cracker barrel, but
I couldn't eat. My father said, come on, let's go outside.
(39:57):
So we just calmed down because it was an emotional say,
they botched my release for me.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
So my father was sitting there and he said, you know,
money has changed. I said what do you mean. He goes,
Money's got like like secret things in it, and he
gave me a twenty dollars bill and to look at
and I looked at the security thing in the note.
Then I folded it up, I put it in my
pocket and I laughed at him. He goes, hey, hey,
what are you doing. I say, hey, see your little boy,
you got to take care of me, right, And then
(40:23):
he said, look, I'm dying to ask you this.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
He goes, but what's the one.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Thing You can look around right now and everything like,
it's the one thing that's changed. And I looked around
the parking lot and I said, Poppy, it's hub caps.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
They no more hub caps.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Everything's alloyed, he said, So for bitch, I didn't even
pay a chance.
Speaker 19 (40:47):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (40:50):
I've never been to Australia, but I dream of coming
down there, man, I would really love to experience that.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Please, please reach out if he loved that out loved Nick.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
It's been a pleasure. I think we're all in awe
of you. You're inspiring, man, you really are. So congratulations
on Thank you finding yourself in a place where a
lot of people would lose themselves and turning it into
something beautiful. That is that will be a legacy for
so many people to admire.
Speaker 16 (41:16):
Here goes.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
Boys, you've been listening to the Will and Wooden Show
on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Beautiful man, beautiful man, incredible story.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
It's an incredible chat. If you want to hear the
full thing, Yeah, as we've been saying, just go to
Will and Woody on YouTube. You can see the full
chat with us and Nick Harris. It's incredible, It truly is,
and I think it's a message that everybody kind of
needs to hear for all sorts of reasons, for all
sorts of reasons.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's not to take away from the things that you
are going through in your life, because again, s hi
t happens, no doubt about it. But I think his
way of dealing with so much bad stuff happening in
his life is just absolutely what we should aim towards
and yes, inspired by absolutely.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Also, there's a bunch of stuff that we've had to
take out of that interview for the radio naturally, So
if you want to hear that unfiltered and uncut, then yes,
the Willam Woody YouTube channel is the place to go
for that because it does. Also he's hilarious about a
number of things that he's enjoying since leaving prison.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
You can do something for fifteen hours and you're just
going to have to go and watch that on YouTube,
Will and Whatney wherever you get your YouTube's
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