June 11, 2025 • 39 mins
- Will Woody’s dad buy his worthless wine for $1000?
- Is Glen Powell an alleged flog?
- Can you convince us that you’re in the car with an Irish person?
- What’s the pettiest complaint that you’ve ever had from a customer?
- Can you hear it - $100 per can is back!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We are currently trying to sell some very important A
couple of wine merchants.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
That's what we are, well, a couple of dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, we're dogs as well. So basically I was I
was at my in law's house.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I was going through the garage to the other day
and I have found a limited edition bottle of wine, sorry,
two bottles of wine celebrating the wedding of Prince Charles
and Lady die He is now the king. She is
one of the most loved people on this planet. So
I knew I was sitting on a gold mine.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Unfortunately, we got a man called Darren on the show yesterday.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Unfortunately, I think it was due procedure. You were lying
through your teeth. Then we needed to find out whether
you whether what you were talking about was real or not.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I think Darren actually doesn't know wine. That's where
I'm at. He's apparently an official wine value, that's right,
And this is what he had to say about the
very special wine that I've got in my possession.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
It's a forty five wine, which is what we used
to call port in Australia. Still drinking well bang to
nineteen seventy nine vintage, so it's a proper port. So
there's another big tick for you. And because they were
so expensive back in the day, everyone was too afraid
to open them. So that's why there's still a lot
of these old collectible ports. Nobody is really drinking collectible
(01:32):
ports anymore. Their value has dropped to the floor, and
you're probably sitting on about twenty bucks there.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I need a second opinion.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
There's no way it's twenty bugs.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, incorrect, Darren.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've confirmed that online, well.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The internet, and Darren can shove it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because we opened the phone lines here on the show
yesterday and a woman hungry for a deal named Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She made it very healthy.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Offers back at you, Cassandra, and sixty sixty take it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'll take sixty two.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can we pencil that offer in and I'll get back
to you in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh can we just call it even at seventy for
the two?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Because with pencil pencil, may we can give a way
to increase the value of the wine.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I love what you said there, will I love what
you said there.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We need to think about how he can make it
more appealing to Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Who is currently sitting on a sixty two dollars offer.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, she's got it on hold, I'm not happy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I've thought about it.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I've already got a professional value to come and tell
you that. By the way, the wine you found at
your parents in law, yep, so zero costomer was worth
twenty dollars. You've now got an offer for three times that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You want more.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Most people would be happy with that. Most people would
look at an investment and go, oh, tripling my money.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I think most would just feel unethical about making money
or something they found in their parents in laws garage.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ethics are long gone for me, my friend, I'm all
about the green. So here's the idea I've got right.
There's no one on this planet who likes to deal
more than my dad.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He's a massive tight ars, but he gets excited investments.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And value is going to make money off it? Yeah
he does.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So I'm a businessman and I don't care who I'm
ripping off as long as I'm coming up on top.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
So cruel sense of irony about the fight that you've
stolen this from your parents in law and now you're
actually going to be selling it to your own family.
I'm going at both sides's like skullduggery of the highest order.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Everyone's getting is real like dirt bag behavior.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I would hope that in years to come, they'll
respect me more because of her debauchery, both sets of parents. Anyway,
So my dad, look, he's a massive tight ass, let's
be honest.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, but it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The thing with tight asses is they like the idea
of buying things at the like seller prices, at basement prices,
with the dream that maybe they're landing on a great investment. Now,
my dad stumbles into this.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
A lot, right.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
He just goes like, oh now, I'm going to go
full hustle here on Dad, right now. I need you
to promise me that you're not going to let him
know that a wine value of his heads worth twenty dollars. Fine, okay,
And he can't know that we've also received an offer
for sixty two dollars. Yes, okay, because I'm thinking we
get four figures off him. I want a thousand of him.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He's your father, and he'd trust me, he'll respect me because.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Of what's our relationship. Let's call him.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Let's get some cash. Hello, dad, it's what he what
a how are you very good? Very good? How are
you going?
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Have you over the top with the enthusiasm?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I must admit no, I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I've got you a good time, got you a good time.
Reason for my call, I've come into possession of like
this limited edition King Charles and Princess Diana wedding wine.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Wedding wine.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes, like it's like it was like the celebratory wine.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
For their wedding.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Oh okay, yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So it's port.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
It's port.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's port from nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, and it's like in this purple felt box.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So anyway, so we're having a little bit of fun
talking about it on King's birthday, and now the teams
wanting me to like do like a like an auction
thing on air effectively, so we had this wine evaluator on.
He was basically saying, it's hard to put a price
on what it's worth.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You would you want this wine?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Because I reckon it'd be an absolute steal for a couple,
for a couple of.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Grand a steal for a couple of sounds like you're
the one doing this. Well, sorry, I wouldn't shouldn't accused
myself of taking.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't want to give it away on the radio show.
And then I just thought like, maybe you'd want to
hang on to it.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yeah, I think I'll pass wo'ds.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So what would you pay?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Oh, twenty five bucks? Forty fifty?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You pay fifty bucks against myself?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It was silly. I'm another royalist, though, where's mum?
Speaker 9 (06:20):
There?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Great gift for mum, A great gift?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Would I know? She would probably be a person who
would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Can you check her on? Please?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
What do you just want to speak to you?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I can hear her. I can if she's saying I'm
not here?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
He would you want to come to the phone?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Mom?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Make an effort. Come on, this is something big. You're
always in the middle of doing something.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
This is bigger than whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Mam, Mama at the phone, Mum. I've come into possession
of this. These two bottles of wine that celebrate the
wedding of Princess Dinah and Prince Charles from nineteen seventy
nine limited edition comes in this awesome purple box.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's got their portraits on each bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Anyway, the radio teams won't even to auction it off
on air. But I just thought i'd like call a
few people just to make sure that there's no one
who'd want to make an offer to me before I
put it on air.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
No, not interested since you told me it was Princess
Diana's jewelry. Aren't be interested?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Or some nicer earrings or something.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, like the ones I bought in Tri Lanka. Check
Dad back on the phone then.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
But how'd you go?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Not?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Okay, that's for shame. That good?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay? So one hundred bucks? Dad, you're out.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
One hundred bucks. I'd pay a hundred bucks for.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It, would you really? Okay? Great, that's an official offer.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
There's it official as you could possibly get. Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, between you and me, Dad, the wine valuator said
it was worth twenty bucks, so you've just twenty bucks.
You've just duffed me one hundred though, and he said
that you were one of that, so you haven't won
it yet.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Wins your birthday you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's a trap.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But I an offer out of you, the tightest man
in Australia for.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Was absolute.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
You were so easy to hassle. I feel physically you
should be disgusted from myself.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
One hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
When's the last time he's been on a hundred bucks
on anything?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
One hundred bucks off your inheritance.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I do have an OFFICI lovel from you for a
hundred dollars and I'll be in touch. So here's the
good news. Up next, we speak to Cassandra. She offered,
She offered sixty two dollars. All of a sudden, sorry,
there's another fish, Cassandra. We just got a number for
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one hundred. Let's see if up next Cassandra will go
above a hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, we're talking business, baby.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
A bidding war.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Fitzwilland Woody we are on the same team, much as
it looked like Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney were during
the filming of the movie.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Anyone but you would I mean, we all remember the promo.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
We all remember the I mean, apparently absolute stinker of
a movie like Shock. Wouldn't piss on of it? It
was on fire sort of stuff. Frank and junior producer
Aroundale seemed to think.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That you like today, b it was so good. Yeah,
I think you were the one in Australia that liked it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In Australia Brian Brown was fantastic. He's always good. Outside
of that. Outside of that, it falls away pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Falls away pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I mean, the whole premise of the movie was, let's
get the two sexiest people with their with their rigs out,
with their rigs out and tick well done, very good,
very appealing, and then let's get them hanging out together.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I tell you what would be a great smoke screen
slat would be I magined if everybody thought they actually
hooked up, because they do have chemistry.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
They've got They've got a genuine chemistry.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I haven't seen that. I couldn't comment. You are starting
to show that maybe you have seen it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I have seen it. Yeah, yea, absolutely right twice.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Wo I just went down significantly in my books.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So they definitely do have good chemistry.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
But I feel like we saw that, like in all
the interviews and stuff as well, and that's why all
these rumors started coming out of like what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, which has been fun conjecture, I mean, and it's
worked before. I mean, they did it with eyes wide
shot with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kimmen, but they are
where they were.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Married when they did that movie.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, mister Missus Smith is the other very well known
one where it was like bradon Angelina that's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Right, and something was going on.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yeah yeah, So this whole Glenn power sinish when I
think it was just fun conjecture. But I think we
I didn't know this at the time. I didn't know
that Glenn Powell was in a relationship. I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I knew Sydney was engaged to a guy, is that right?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, so she was in a relationship okay, confirmation outside
which she was engaged during the film.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I didn't know, Glen.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know way too much about this movie.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I love this stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
So I think that the sad thing though, is that
you know, so he's in a seven he's in this
relationship with this woman called gg Harris.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, so they both got partners. When all of these
rumors are swirling into the.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Tool, that's right, and Gig just today or yesterday has
gone on this podcast it's called what every podcast is
called these days, everything but sure too Much caught me
or sugar Girl whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
She's gone on that podcast and she said this.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
I could either pretend like I was going along with
everything and have everyone wonder like are they hooking up
or are they not hooking up? Is she okay with this?
Or stand up for myself and say no, I'm actually
not okay with this and I'm walking away. So that's
what I decided to do. It wasn't a way to
like monetize the breakup. I was shattered.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yes, So that's her on they Can't Handle Life podcast, And.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I mean, the first thing I would say about that
is like, who is surprised that Glenn Powell potentially is
a bit of flog? I mean, we all saw him
in Top Gun and as you, as you and I
have discussed many of times, you just can't play a
toss of that well unless you're toss in real life, guys,
I'm vincent he plays it, plays it very well, plays
it very very well.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
He's a great actor.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
The other part about it, which I think is really interesting,
and I've got some more audio from from Gigi on
Call Me Your Little Girl the podcast where she says
this about it.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
I got a phone call from him right when I
was about to go to Australia to work. The producers
and I have discussed that. I think it's best that
you don't come to visit. And that's when I hung
up and I was like this, mother, who.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
So interesting question for you, and I think for everyone
else in the first instance, is he's playing the work
card here. He's going, this is my job, you're my relationship,
Like I'm going to lose my job unless I play
ball here, as in.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I need to buy I need to make people thinking
that we're together is good to promote this film and
this is work. And that's why I'm not going to
come out and say, hey, nothing's happening, that's right.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
And he's also said even that phone call there he
goes like, hey, the producers.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And I think that it's not a good idea. So
where do you sit on that?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Because you know, there are lots of people who you know,
have to work overseas. They might not necessarily their job,
might not necessarily be a faker relationship. I think that
might be a step too far. But it was often
a point where you have to go, hey, look, this
is my job and if you don't like that, then
we can't be together.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Let's live in the world where say, if it was
going to be great for our radio ratings, if people
started thinking that you and me were hooking up.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let's just go there. I know it's weird, but let's
go there.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The way that I would deal with that now, certain
say the producers are going like, this is great for ratings, guys.
Everyone thinks you guys are hooking up, right, we need
to keep putting petrol on this fire.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right, Well, we have my multiple times.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But so my response to that would be to go
home to my wife and I would say, hey, here's
what everyone's saying at work that Will and I are
going to have to start, you know, being flirting in public.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And stuff, so people start thinking we're hooking up. That
sounds ridiculous, but this is what happened between Sydney and
Glenn Powell.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right, That's a conversation with me and my wife, and
I would be if she said that makes me uncomfortable,
I would go.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm not doing that. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It sounds like his ex Gigi was uncomfortable with it,
and he has still gone on and done it, so
then that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But then okay, so that's fine.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
And then the other side of that argument is, let's
say he's earning thirty million dollars from this movie.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's good cheese and jeesus, you flip quickly.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Cheese and let's say let's get My wife would say,
let's let's say make a tape for I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Let's say he owns thirty million dollars from this movie,
and he goes, I tell you what, I'm only getting
fifteen of that. If the public believe that I'm in
a relationship with Sydney Sweeney, because that's part of the
pr The movie goes on to be one of the
highest grossing films of tween twenty four.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's part of the conversation with
your part, right it a sudden Yeah, yeah, but again,
I'm still not doing it. If my wife says, I'm sorry,
I can't and I think handle people.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
It also comes down to the way that he does
it right. So he goes away. He doesn't tell her
that this is what's going on. He doesn't say anything publicly,
and then he calls her while he's filming, right before
she's about to fly over and see him, and goes, hey,
the producers and I think you shouldn't come over.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, it's yucky.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
He sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, if it's true, that's that's a bit yaky.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
He sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean, you know, if Glenn was to come on
the show, though obviously more than welcome at any.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Time, turns out they didn't physically cheat though, Oh sorr. Yeah,
we had to say analyst one of us to say
that I didn't. He's allegedly a flog and we'd love
him on the show.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Turns out he didn't physically cheat, that's what he says. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
She's still annoyed though, because there's emotional cheating that's going
on there. Third one six five. What's worse emotional cheating
or physical cheating?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I've always thought like if if you're hiding some sort
of physicality with someone else from your partner, then you cheating,
Whereas if you're comfortably telling your partner you did something
and it's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, I agree, So that's the physical side.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I think emotions, no matter how you define it, I
reckon there's the way that I think. For the research
I just did, one gender finds emotional cheating worse and
one gender finds physical cheating worse. We'll find out, Jody, Hi,
which one do you think is worse?
Speaker 12 (16:07):
I think emotional cheating is way worse.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What's and what is emotional cheating to you? Jody?
Speaker 12 (16:13):
H just any kind of connection that a secret from
your actual partner.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
So there's that word secret again, right yep? Okay, So, Jodey,
do you mind me asking let me know he's too personal?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Have you have you been emotionally cheated on?
Speaker 11 (16:26):
I have.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
I've been both by the same person, but it was
an emotional affair before it was a physical.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
One, and.
Speaker 12 (16:36):
It hurt me way more that he was confiding in
her than when he actually had.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Sex with y.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's very good, thank you, Eric and confirming what physical
cheating is?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
So and what were the what were the science? So
did you when did you first realize he was emotionally.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Cheating on your Jodey?
Speaker 12 (16:55):
He confessed eventually it was a work made and they
just you know, were supposedly friends, but it turned into
a full blown affair, which did not hurt as much
as what it did you know to the leader like the.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Leader the speculation. Yeah, yeah, so Jody, thanks to the call, Jody,
I hope you don't. Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
By the way, so the research of the ideas suggests
that women find emotional cheating to be far worse than
physical cheating. Men find physical cheating to be far worse
than emotional cheating. That is apparently because biologically, if you're
a male and a woman physically cheats on you right
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and gets pregnant, then you can't get a pregnant again,
So you have like a biological response to that being
way worse for you if your partner has mated with
somebody else, because then you can't procreate with them, whereas
if we put it through the same lens of procreation.
That's why women find emotional cheating worse is because when
they are pregnant, they actually need the security of their
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man to look after them. So if a man starts
confiding in another person, there's a chance more of a
chance that he will leave her to be with someone else,
which means you can't look after her anymore. So the
physical cheating, as Joj you said, and we can ask
Shanade right now, doesn't mean as much because it's like, well,
you can physically cheat with other people, but you can
still look after me.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
As long as you're emotionally.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
As long as you're emotionally with me, we can get
through this. Shanade is Is that the same for you?
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Yeah, it's similar, Like I think if you're emotionally involved
with someone, it's harder to get over that betrayal than
a physical betrayal. I think for women, like you need
that emotional support to be able to sleep with people,
Like it's so easy to slip around and then forget
about that person, But when you're emotionally involved, like they're
small at stake. So for me emotionally it's like.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, the security and the supporter of having the person there.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I feel like emotional cheating as well, like they've thought
about it, like there's time. It's like they're making conscious
decisions too, Whereas you're right with a physical cheating thing,
it's like you can just like spur of the moment,
make a mistake. It's still bad, but it's probably worse
to know that there was time and ever put into
emotional cheating.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
Shannade, Yeah right, I think you're on every single relationship.
It's fine.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Not surprisingly, I'm sorry. I'm sure that would make you
incredibly insecure. So I hope you're the guy now who
looks after.
Speaker 13 (19:23):
You said, I'm engaged and got two beautiful babies.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Cheating thing of the past, and not surprisingly no men
called because it's it's it's embarrassing as guys don't want
to admit to being physically jeeted on the last thing
they want to admit to cuckold.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I think is the word excuse me family friendly shown along.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Irish edition. So I phone a line if you don't
know it, there's.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
So much going on, why don't tell me the dumbest thing.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all year?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Can I say that's the dumbest thing you've heard?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Ed Sheeran identifies culturally as Irish.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's great, okay, it's great, born and raised in England,
but he is for all intents and purposes culturally Irish.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Seriously pissed off Irish people if they heard that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Could call him tomorrow was Caul Ireland? What do you reckon?
It's one of you.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I think we should find out you're taking him in.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
You're taking him in.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think that's great.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'll do that on tomorrow shape.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But right now you guys are trying to convince us
that you are in the car with someone who is
Irish culturally or literally. We decide is someone else actually
there or you're just putting on a voice. I'll tell
you what if you pull our pants down today, I'm
going to give you two tickets to Brad Pitts new
one f one coming out Soonlawrence read that credit?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Sorry, sorry, Lawrence. Who are you in the car with?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'm here with my friend party. I'm Scottish and parties
from Ireland Cocktail. Just to confuse you guys.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Nice, all right, So can you check Patty on the phone.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well, it's the card man at all.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Hello, Patty? Where are you and Lawrence? Are you and
Lawrence off to.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
We're just heading home and we're just finished working on
the late wheel.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's been a big d right nice.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
What are your thoughts on it? Sheeran, saying that he
culturally identifies as Irish.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh, i'd have to disagree. Now I don't disagree. It
doesn't sound like because he looks like just know, but
it doesn't at all?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
God, this is this is sounding good? Sorry, Patty? Can
you check Lawrence back on the phone?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Place coming right up?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Hello, Hey Lawrence, I.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Reckon, it's still Lawrence. Now. That's not based on the accent,
and that's based on the tone in the voice. Great,
great accent.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, I do choose to be an Irish on the
other basis, that's.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Lawrence speaking Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
What's what's a classic Scottish meal?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
A classic Scottish meal would be and mashed potatoes. They
call it tartis has neeps and tartis. That's a traditional
Scottish meal. Doesn't own very advertising, but I assure you
it's lovely.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
That that is definitely a real persons.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
We've identify that.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, he's not lying about it. Sometimes they flip it,
sometimes they go the other white, Lawrence. I want to
hear from Patty before we go.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Back to Patty. Do you know between the Scottan and
irishman woods? No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, I want to hear from Patty again, Patty, Patty
real quick mate, what's what's a delicacy within Ireland?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Run me through?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It would have to be an Irish shooler. My my
granny does make a great Irish shoe.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
God, that's it's been.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's pretty good as well.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I didn't so definitely, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
You know the difference between the two of them, totally fair.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Find that out quickly. So what do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I think it's the same person I've told you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I like it, Lawrence. I think you're in the car
by yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But great work, nice, good fun good hey mate, have
two tickets to F one.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I love you, I like your Lawrence. I like you.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
All right, let's go, Eddie ways to Brad pittsdew movie
F one, by the way, not the actual F one.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, yeahs.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Who are you in the car with ed?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Good?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Ay, boys, I'm I'm in the car with Paul.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
With Paul. Paul's irish.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You sound quite Paul.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
You sound quite Irish yourself, Eddie, mate, I'm I'm ALLDI.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is right, he said with Paul. Yeah, Paul, increasingly irish.
But let's chuck your on.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, let's see from Paul.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Oh good a, boys, here you go.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
You from you? You arish?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Paul? Yeah, yeah, I'm Irish.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah right, okay, subtle Irish. I like it, Lawyer.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Did you say or short?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I said subtle?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
But now it's really coming through favorite Irish actor.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Paul favorite famous or favorite favorite these understand?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Sorry, sorry, Paul.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
You're my favorite? Yeah column column meanie.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, I don't know him, but I believe you. Okay,
can I hear from Eddie again.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Please, yeah, hold on a minute, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Good boys, I like it.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I like it's good.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
How do you shortened chicken Parmesiana?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Hey shortly?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's pretty good. Oh okay, do you.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Want to check Patti back? Paul back? So Paul back
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
He's just between you and me. Yeah, well, this is
what I think is going on. I think that.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
He's really put this person's real voice is what we're
hearing from Paul.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think he's Irish.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think he's got an Irish guy here who's putting
on an Australian accent.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
He sounded Irish, Yes, Eddie sounded Irish at the start.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Now I think what we need to do is ask
Eddie a quintessentially Australian questions such as, oh, yes, ah, yes, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Who's Bob Hawk?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Is the ill?
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Isn't he?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
What was he? What was he famous for doing?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Oh? Drinking beers?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Eddie?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Gee? Whiz? You want to chuck Paul back on the phone.
Let's from last chat with Paul, because we've got to
keep moving here.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
God, there's good Paul.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah, yeah, hello, Paul.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What's Eddie wearing just describe the's the outfit.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Orange floral short and some shorts just what you called
them walk wear shorts.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I reckon, that's boots. That's hard, that's hard to pull off.
If that's any putting on an Irish accent, sorry, sorry, sorry,
I think he's proved that he's Australian.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I tend to agree with you, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
So if that's Eddie putting on an Irish accent, that's
the best Irish accent I reckon I've heard.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And he deserves. He deserves the tickets to go and
see if Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Hey, Eddie, we think Paul is real. There's two of
you in the car. Gotcha, boys, all right, have a
double pass to go and say, Brad pitts new are.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
We talking to idiot? Are we talking to Paul right now?
Speaker 9 (26:45):
It's actually Eddie and I'm Irish.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, this is bad news. Martha Stewart Martha Stewart hated Sydney.
I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So if you don't If you don't know whom Martha
Stewart is, by the way, she's pretty famous, but basically
she's like this lifestyle icon from America.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
She's doing like lifestyle shows. She's doing cookbooks right.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Bigger than Ben her Martha Stewart, and then all of
a sudden, she goes to jail for insider training, spent
some time in the clinking. What did I say, training
inside of trading anyway, Anyway, she comes out of the
clink and then you know, obviously she's brushing up with
a couple of bad boys.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She's now like best mates with Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 14 (27:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
She makes cameos in music videos like drop It like
It's hard. You know, she's just gangster kind of wow. Anyway,
and this all makes sense because the barometer for cool
isn't he Snoop exactly? So you know Martha's Stewart is
cool because she's hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Questions.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
She comes to Sydney's Vivid Festival last month, right for
she's making an appearance there. Okay, but it's come out
that she absolutely hated her time.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
But for so many reasons. Here's a few of them.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
So she was very unhappy that she had to use
a handheld microphone them. It had a ninety minute talk
and she was devastated that she had.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
To hold her own microphone, the Brittany. Also, how's this
the Brittany.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So they said to her, we can give you a
headset so you don't have to hold your microphone, and
she said, mmmm, that'll mess up Martha's hair.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Cut.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I've been here.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
So what did she want?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
So the headset and you can't have the handheld.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Then they said to her, okay, we can give you
a lapel mop Yeah, okay, we'll genius. And Martha said,
do you know how much I paid for this jacket?
Damage it? She's a gangster.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
She's like, Nah, you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
To hold it anyway, She's gonna hamstring yourself a little
bit if you're giving you a public talk without it
sound amplification.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I couldn't agree more. She's been very petty, a lot
of petty complaints. Here's some more those.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
She gets picked up in a car to transport her
back to her home. Tell and she goes, I hate this.
The window tinting not dark enough.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
To cross.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
The people can see me, people can see me through
the window. I don't like it. Darken the tin. She
hates that. And then how's this one? This is my favorite?
Speaker 11 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
She then gets dropped off at the airport.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, you know, she wants to go back home and
she goes, I hate this airport.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's too big. I had to walk too far.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
She's gangster, right, wow. But here's she's inspired me.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Did you turn out of gangster songs? By the way,
because I was expecting one?
Speaker 8 (29:31):
There?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yep, there was.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
She won.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Too many complaints she made, unfortunately, let's go to the
first one.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, I miscounted. I didn't miscount. But she's inspired me.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So these are like five of the pettiest complaints I
have ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
What is the pettiest complaint you have heard from a customer? Okay,
in your line of work, what is the pettiest complaint
that you've received?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Ill kick things off.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I was once a personal trainer in a formal life
late teens, early twenties, doesn't matter, And I had a
client who complains to my boss because during our session
she was very unhappy because I made her sweat and
he actually had to give me like a talking to
him was like, listen, she wants to work out, but
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she doesn't like sweating.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Back it offugs.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I just love that she hates the airport too big,
I had to walk too far. That's just awesome. Let's
go to Sophia here, Sofia, okay, you work in hospital,
no doubt.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Some petty complaints in this field. What was the pettiest?
Speaker 10 (30:42):
So hey, boys, hope you're doing well. Yeah, so many
petty complaints, But the most pettious one I have had
experienced was a customer complaining that her colliflower was too
deep fried when she ordered deep fried coliflower.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Brilliant, Wow, brilliant. So how do you react to that?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Because you know she's ordered deep fried cauliflower, you've delivered that.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
What did you what did you go back to the
kitchen and say to the cook?
Speaker 14 (31:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
So I obviously apologized and asked her what she was expecting.
She just wanted something that wasn't too deep fried. So
I told the chef, and the chef just said, give
this to her and it was RAWI brilliant.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, well, brilliant, chef. I love that you helpful.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Love it when chefs get like that. Mate, Thank you
so much for that.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah, that's exactly what I'll go out and lambasad customer beautiful.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
That'll do wonders for our rating she is. I don't
think that's so outrageous. By the way, Oh, you think
a light deep frying, it's going to put it out there.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Have you ever complained about the level of deep frying.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
No, but I would say that I think if you
order like a battered or a tempora style vegetable, I
wouldn't want too much better on that. The steward about
your will a zucchini flower or any sort of vegetable
that's battered.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, deep, deep, deep battering. That would ruin it for me.
There you go, And honestly that's common sense.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That's just too much deep frying there will. Okay, don't
have another deep frying guys.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Kay, you can, for example, on a piece of fish anyway,
Kate's cooled, Well, you can.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
It's an level of batter depends on what you're battering.
Speaker 9 (32:25):
Kate.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Kate petty complaint from a customer, what happened?
Speaker 14 (32:30):
Yeah, my complaint. I'm a school teacher and I had
a kindergarten student who was a selective mute. Spent a
whole year trying to get selective mute, so it didn't talk,
was very shy. You can talk, can talk in certain situations.
But chose not to it and that was it, and
spent the whole year working with her, trying to encourage
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her to come out of a shell build a confidence.
That did a great job. She was talking in the classroom,
started talking at home to the parents and to the family,
and then the parents complained because she wouldn't shut up
in the house with her longer.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
It's a hundred bucks a can.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
I'm going to the soft drink.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Beer, Darcy, no, Darcy nod?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink
based only on the sound of the can opening?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And again, you just.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Keep going here, You keep going until you get a
can wrong, So technically you could be going home with
hundreds of thousands of dollars tonight.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Natalie, How does that is hundreds of thousands of dollars?
Sounds Natalie?
Speaker 12 (33:53):
Oh, don't you sounds terrific.
Speaker 14 (33:55):
Let's see how we go.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, first step is one hundred bucks. Here it is
can one.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Beer?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Sorry, Nat, sorry, a soft drink?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You know, thanks to playing Natalie, Nice to meet you.
Troy is called that end when I was six'.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Five we're cruel to bring up one hundreds of thousands
of dollars before she even got one, Can.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Troy and technically she does have to get a thousand
cans there as. Well we're just we're not going to
crack a thousand cans in twenty, minutes but we.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Could we'd bring her back. Tomorrow there's no rules, Here.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Troy you want to crack some. Cans you want some?
CASH i was going to give you can One. Troy
here it is.
Speaker 15 (34:45):
Yeah, Wow Sorry, Troy Sorry troy had soft.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Drink troy is Getting remy. Here we just cannot take
a trick at the. Moment great Name.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Remy yeah here we got damn.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
It give me my, Money give me my money and one.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Uh hundreds and you you're going to kill you in
the car with rimed dog.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
One of my.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Friends here we, go nic you real you can?
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Too?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah oh here were?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Gay that's to be.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Did sound like?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Me it is a soft.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Drink, now.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Hundred?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Bucks where are you in your best? Make go on
and spend your hundred bucks, Still but that's good.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Cash i'm gonna go fill out my.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Car that's just my that's. Smart does he make want to?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Play?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Professors does your mate want to?
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Play she wants to?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Play? Jagger, no do your? Mate what's your, Name, Taitlan Kaitlan?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Kaitler did you agree With remy's last? Guess?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
No, okay well there we.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Go all, right, okay soft drink?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Copy all?
Speaker 9 (36:28):
Right, okay you.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Understanding the game? Now, okay super, easy it's super. Easy Al.
Right here's can one for a hundred. BUCKS i get.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
It jesus.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Jesz the adrenaline rush hundred, girls it's a hundred bucks.
Each here we. Go you ready for can't To? Caitlin i'm?
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Ready, okay, YEAH.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
I reckon?
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Beer?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Wow the energy in this? Car are you guys pulled
over and a sick? An come?
Speaker 9 (37:34):
On going?
Speaker 11 (37:35):
On?
Speaker 12 (37:35):
Here bump, Bumper, trusty it's.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Okay you're in a Driving.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Caitlin, No i'm.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Passenger, okay so is?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Driving all, right that's, Fine, okay we're.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Good you're on two hundred bars on the, RIDE.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Remi this takes you to takes you to three hundred
bucks on A wednesday.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Night here we, go where you guys off?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
To by the, way we're going.
Speaker 12 (38:00):
Home we've been AT uni all?
Speaker 10 (38:03):
Day all?
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Nice, okay great.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Way to finish my.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Day let me tell, yeah, alright for three hundred, bucks
here is can.
Speaker 13 (38:12):
Three, hmmm let's go with soft.
Speaker 9 (38:19):
Drink, yeah what what do.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You need to get to? To, like not go home
and just go straight to a fancy restaurant or?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Something, oh five hundred bucks from we're.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
Going we're, going.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
All, right so let's go for four hundred. First here
it is.
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Can for.
Speaker 14 (38:52):
Saft.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Drink it's a by when did?
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Amazing?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah one hundred bucks on A wednesday night on the
way home From? Unity where are?
Speaker 8 (39:06):
You where are you?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Guys what road do you?
Speaker 7 (39:07):
Want?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Righty, well if you said two nineteen year olds screaming
their asses, off don't call triple. O, no.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
We're just, playing can you hear? It good on you,
guys have a great, Ye Pritt hockley's out next time with, Them.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Moody that'll be back.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Tomorrow by the, way one hundred bucks of Candy Gee whiz?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Electric isn't? It you forget how much more one hundred
bucks means when you're?
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Nineteen that Is Gee Whiz it's life made life mate Is?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah maybe the year maybe the
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We are currently trying to sell some very important A
couple of wine merchants.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
That's what we are, well, a couple of dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, we're dogs as well. So basically I was I
was at my in law's house.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I was going through the garage to the other day
and I have found a limited edition bottle of wine, sorry,
two bottles of wine celebrating the wedding of Prince Charles
and Lady die He is now the king. She is
one of the most loved people on this planet. So
I knew I was sitting on a gold mine.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Unfortunately, we got a man called Darren on the show yesterday.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Unfortunately, I think it was due procedure. You were lying
through your teeth. Then we needed to find out whether
you whether what you were talking about was real or not.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I think Darren actually doesn't know wine. That's where
I'm at. He's apparently an official wine value, that's right,
And this is what he had to say about the
very special wine that I've got in my possession.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
It's a forty five wine, which is what we used
to call port in Australia. Still drinking well bang to
nineteen seventy nine vintage, so it's a proper port. So
there's another big tick for you. And because they were
so expensive back in the day, everyone was too afraid
to open them. So that's why there's still a lot
of these old collectible ports. Nobody is really drinking collectible
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ports anymore. Their value has dropped to the floor, and
you're probably sitting on about twenty bucks there.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I need a second opinion.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
There's no way it's twenty bugs.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, incorrect, Darren.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've confirmed that online, well.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The internet, and Darren can shove it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because we opened the phone lines here on the show
yesterday and a woman hungry for a deal named Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She made it very healthy.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Offers back at you, Cassandra, and sixty sixty take it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'll take sixty two.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Can we pencil that offer in and I'll get back
to you in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh can we just call it even at seventy for
the two?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Because with pencil pencil, may we can give a way
to increase the value of the wine.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I love what you said there, will I love what
you said there.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We need to think about how he can make it
more appealing to Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Who is currently sitting on a sixty two dollars offer.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, she's got it on hold, I'm not happy.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I've thought about it.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I've already got a professional value to come and tell
you that. By the way, the wine you found at
your parents in law, yep, so zero costomer was worth
twenty dollars. You've now got an offer for three times that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You want more.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Most people would be happy with that. Most people would
look at an investment and go, oh, tripling my money.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I think most would just feel unethical about making money
or something they found in their parents in laws garage.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ethics are long gone for me, my friend, I'm all
about the green. So here's the idea I've got right.
There's no one on this planet who likes to deal
more than my dad.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He's a massive tight ars, but he gets excited investments.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And value is going to make money off it? Yeah
he does.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So I'm a businessman and I don't care who I'm
ripping off as long as I'm coming up on top.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
So cruel sense of irony about the fight that you've
stolen this from your parents in law and now you're
actually going to be selling it to your own family.
I'm going at both sides's like skullduggery of the highest order.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Everyone's getting is real like dirt bag behavior.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I would hope that in years to come, they'll
respect me more because of her debauchery, both sets of parents. Anyway,
So my dad, look, he's a massive tight ass, let's
be honest.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, but it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The thing with tight asses is they like the idea
of buying things at the like seller prices, at basement prices,
with the dream that maybe they're landing on a great investment. Now,
my dad stumbles into this.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
A lot, right.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
He just goes like, oh now, I'm going to go
full hustle here on Dad, right now. I need you
to promise me that you're not going to let him
know that a wine value of his heads worth twenty dollars. Fine, okay,
And he can't know that we've also received an offer
for sixty two dollars. Yes, okay, because I'm thinking we
get four figures off him. I want a thousand of him.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He's your father, and he'd trust me, he'll respect me because.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Of what's our relationship. Let's call him.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Let's get some cash. Hello, dad, it's what he what
a how are you very good? Very good? How are
you going?
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Have you over the top with the enthusiasm?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I must admit no, I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I've got you a good time, got you a good time.
Reason for my call, I've come into possession of like
this limited edition King Charles and Princess Diana wedding wine.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Wedding wine.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes, like it's like it was like the celebratory wine.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
For their wedding.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Oh okay, yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So it's port.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
It's port.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's port from nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, and it's like in this purple felt box.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So anyway, so we're having a little bit of fun
talking about it on King's birthday, and now the teams
wanting me to like do like a like an auction
thing on air effectively, so we had this wine evaluator on.
He was basically saying, it's hard to put a price
on what it's worth.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You would you want this wine?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Because I reckon it'd be an absolute steal for a couple,
for a couple of.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Grand a steal for a couple of sounds like you're
the one doing this. Well, sorry, I wouldn't shouldn't accused
myself of taking.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't want to give it away on the radio show.
And then I just thought like, maybe you'd want to
hang on to it.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yeah, I think I'll pass wo'ds.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So what would you pay?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Oh, twenty five bucks? Forty fifty?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You pay fifty bucks against myself?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It was silly. I'm another royalist, though, where's mum?
Speaker 9 (06:20):
There?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Great gift for mum, A great gift?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Would I know? She would probably be a person who
would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Can you check her on? Please?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
What do you just want to speak to you?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I can hear her. I can if she's saying I'm
not here?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
He would you want to come to the phone?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Mom?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Make an effort. Come on, this is something big. You're
always in the middle of doing something.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
This is bigger than whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Mam, Mama at the phone, Mum. I've come into possession
of this. These two bottles of wine that celebrate the
wedding of Princess Dinah and Prince Charles from nineteen seventy
nine limited edition comes in this awesome purple box.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's got their portraits on each bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Anyway, the radio teams won't even to auction it off
on air. But I just thought i'd like call a
few people just to make sure that there's no one
who'd want to make an offer to me before I
put it on air.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
No, not interested since you told me it was Princess
Diana's jewelry. Aren't be interested?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Or some nicer earrings or something.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, like the ones I bought in Tri Lanka. Check
Dad back on the phone then.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
But how'd you go?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Not?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Okay, that's for shame. That good?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay? So one hundred bucks? Dad, you're out.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
One hundred bucks. I'd pay a hundred bucks for.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It, would you really? Okay? Great, that's an official offer.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
There's it official as you could possibly get. Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, between you and me, Dad, the wine valuator said
it was worth twenty bucks, so you've just twenty bucks.
You've just duffed me one hundred though, and he said
that you were one of that, so you haven't won
it yet.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Wins your birthday you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's a trap.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But I an offer out of you, the tightest man
in Australia for.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Was absolute.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
You were so easy to hassle. I feel physically you
should be disgusted from myself.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
One hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
When's the last time he's been on a hundred bucks
on anything?
Speaker 8 (08:18):
One hundred bucks off your inheritance.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I do have an OFFICI lovel from you for a
hundred dollars and I'll be in touch. So here's the
good news. Up next, we speak to Cassandra. She offered,
She offered sixty two dollars. All of a sudden, sorry,
there's another fish, Cassandra. We just got a number for
(08:44):
one hundred. Let's see if up next Cassandra will go
above a hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, we're talking business, baby.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
A bidding war.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Fitzwilland Woody we are on the same team, much as
it looked like Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney were during
the filming of the movie.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Anyone but you would I mean, we all remember the promo.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
We all remember the I mean, apparently absolute stinker of
a movie like Shock. Wouldn't piss on of it? It
was on fire sort of stuff. Frank and junior producer
Aroundale seemed to think.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That you like today, b it was so good. Yeah,
I think you were the one in Australia that liked it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In Australia Brian Brown was fantastic. He's always good. Outside
of that. Outside of that, it falls away pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Falls away pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I mean, the whole premise of the movie was, let's
get the two sexiest people with their with their rigs out,
with their rigs out and tick well done, very good,
very appealing, and then let's get them hanging out together.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I tell you what would be a great smoke screen
slat would be I magined if everybody thought they actually
hooked up, because they do have chemistry.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
They've got They've got a genuine chemistry.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I haven't seen that. I couldn't comment. You are starting
to show that maybe you have seen it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I have seen it. Yeah, yea, absolutely right twice.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Wo I just went down significantly in my books.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So they definitely do have good chemistry.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
But I feel like we saw that, like in all
the interviews and stuff as well, and that's why all
these rumors started coming out of like what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, which has been fun conjecture, I mean, and it's
worked before. I mean, they did it with eyes wide
shot with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kimmen, but they are
where they were.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Married when they did that movie.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, mister Missus Smith is the other very well known
one where it was like bradon Angelina that's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Right, and something was going on.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yeah yeah, So this whole Glenn power sinish when I
think it was just fun conjecture. But I think we
I didn't know this at the time. I didn't know
that Glenn Powell was in a relationship. I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I knew Sydney was engaged to a guy, is that right?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, so she was in a relationship okay, confirmation outside
which she was engaged during the film.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I didn't know, Glen.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know way too much about this movie.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I love this stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
So I think that the sad thing though, is that
you know, so he's in a seven he's in this
relationship with this woman called gg Harris.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, so they both got partners. When all of these
rumors are swirling into the.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Tool, that's right, and Gig just today or yesterday has
gone on this podcast it's called what every podcast is
called these days, everything but sure too Much caught me
or sugar Girl whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
She's gone on that podcast and she said this.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
I could either pretend like I was going along with
everything and have everyone wonder like are they hooking up
or are they not hooking up? Is she okay with this?
Or stand up for myself and say no, I'm actually
not okay with this and I'm walking away. So that's
what I decided to do. It wasn't a way to
like monetize the breakup. I was shattered.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yes, So that's her on they Can't Handle Life podcast, And.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I mean, the first thing I would say about that
is like, who is surprised that Glenn Powell potentially is
a bit of flog? I mean, we all saw him
in Top Gun and as you, as you and I
have discussed many of times, you just can't play a
toss of that well unless you're toss in real life, guys,
I'm vincent he plays it, plays it very well, plays
it very very well.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
He's a great actor.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
The other part about it, which I think is really interesting,
and I've got some more audio from from Gigi on
Call Me Your Little Girl the podcast where she says
this about it.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
I got a phone call from him right when I
was about to go to Australia to work. The producers
and I have discussed that. I think it's best that
you don't come to visit. And that's when I hung
up and I was like this, mother, who.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
So interesting question for you, and I think for everyone
else in the first instance, is he's playing the work
card here. He's going, this is my job, you're my relationship,
Like I'm going to lose my job unless I play
ball here, as in.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I need to buy I need to make people thinking
that we're together is good to promote this film and
this is work. And that's why I'm not going to
come out and say, hey, nothing's happening, that's right.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
And he's also said even that phone call there he
goes like, hey, the producers.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And I think that it's not a good idea. So
where do you sit on that?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Because you know, there are lots of people who you know,
have to work overseas. They might not necessarily their job,
might not necessarily be a faker relationship. I think that
might be a step too far. But it was often
a point where you have to go, hey, look, this
is my job and if you don't like that, then
we can't be together.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Let's live in the world where say, if it was
going to be great for our radio ratings, if people
started thinking that you and me were hooking up.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let's just go there. I know it's weird, but let's
go there.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The way that I would deal with that now, certain
say the producers are going like, this is great for ratings, guys.
Everyone thinks you guys are hooking up, right, we need
to keep putting petrol on this fire.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right, Well, we have my multiple times.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But so my response to that would be to go
home to my wife and I would say, hey, here's
what everyone's saying at work that Will and I are
going to have to start, you know, being flirting in public.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And stuff, so people start thinking we're hooking up. That
sounds ridiculous, but this is what happened between Sydney and
Glenn Powell.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right, That's a conversation with me and my wife, and
I would be if she said that makes me uncomfortable,
I would go.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm not doing that. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It sounds like his ex Gigi was uncomfortable with it,
and he has still gone on and done it, so
then that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But then okay, so that's fine.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
And then the other side of that argument is, let's
say he's earning thirty million dollars from this movie.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's good cheese and jeesus, you flip quickly.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Cheese and let's say let's get My wife would say,
let's let's say make a tape for I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Let's say he owns thirty million dollars from this movie,
and he goes, I tell you what, I'm only getting
fifteen of that. If the public believe that I'm in
a relationship with Sydney Sweeney, because that's part of the
pr The movie goes on to be one of the
highest grossing films of tween twenty four.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's part of the conversation with
your part, right it a sudden Yeah, yeah, but again,
I'm still not doing it. If my wife says, I'm sorry,
I can't and I think handle people.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
It also comes down to the way that he does
it right. So he goes away. He doesn't tell her
that this is what's going on. He doesn't say anything publicly,
and then he calls her while he's filming, right before
she's about to fly over and see him, and goes, hey,
the producers and I think you shouldn't come over.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, it's yucky.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
He sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, if it's true, that's that's a bit yaky.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
He sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean, you know, if Glenn was to come on
the show, though obviously more than welcome at any.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Time, turns out they didn't physically cheat though, Oh sorr. Yeah,
we had to say analyst one of us to say
that I didn't. He's allegedly a flog and we'd love
him on the show.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Turns out he didn't physically cheat, that's what he says. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
She's still annoyed though, because there's emotional cheating that's going
on there. Third one six five. What's worse emotional cheating
or physical cheating?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I've always thought like if if you're hiding some sort
of physicality with someone else from your partner, then you cheating,
Whereas if you're comfortably telling your partner you did something
and it's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, I agree, So that's the physical side.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I think emotions, no matter how you define it, I
reckon there's the way that I think. For the research
I just did, one gender finds emotional cheating worse and
one gender finds physical cheating worse. We'll find out, Jody, Hi,
which one do you think is worse?
Speaker 12 (16:07):
I think emotional cheating is way worse.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What's and what is emotional cheating to you? Jody?
Speaker 12 (16:13):
H just any kind of connection that a secret from
your actual partner.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
So there's that word secret again, right yep? Okay, So, Jodey,
do you mind me asking let me know he's too personal?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Have you have you been emotionally cheated on?
Speaker 11 (16:26):
I have.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
I've been both by the same person, but it was
an emotional affair before it was a physical.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
One, and.
Speaker 12 (16:36):
It hurt me way more that he was confiding in
her than when he actually had.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Sex with y.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's very good, thank you, Eric and confirming what physical
cheating is?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
So and what were the what were the science? So
did you when did you first realize he was emotionally.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Cheating on your Jodey?
Speaker 12 (16:55):
He confessed eventually it was a work made and they
just you know, were supposedly friends, but it turned into
a full blown affair, which did not hurt as much
as what it did you know to the leader like the.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Leader the speculation. Yeah, yeah, so Jody, thanks to the call, Jody,
I hope you don't. Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
By the way, so the research of the ideas suggests
that women find emotional cheating to be far worse than
physical cheating. Men find physical cheating to be far worse
than emotional cheating. That is apparently because biologically, if you're
a male and a woman physically cheats on you right
(17:41):
and gets pregnant, then you can't get a pregnant again,
So you have like a biological response to that being
way worse for you if your partner has mated with
somebody else, because then you can't procreate with them, whereas
if we put it through the same lens of procreation.
That's why women find emotional cheating worse is because when
they are pregnant, they actually need the security of their
(18:02):
man to look after them. So if a man starts
confiding in another person, there's a chance more of a
chance that he will leave her to be with someone else,
which means you can't look after her anymore. So the
physical cheating, as Joj you said, and we can ask
Shanade right now, doesn't mean as much because it's like, well,
you can physically cheat with other people, but you can
still look after me.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
As long as you're emotionally.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
As long as you're emotionally with me, we can get
through this. Shanade is Is that the same for you?
Speaker 13 (18:27):
Yeah, it's similar, Like I think if you're emotionally involved
with someone, it's harder to get over that betrayal than
a physical betrayal. I think for women, like you need
that emotional support to be able to sleep with people,
Like it's so easy to slip around and then forget
about that person, But when you're emotionally involved, like they're
small at stake. So for me emotionally it's like.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, the security and the supporter of having the person there.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I feel like emotional cheating as well, like they've thought
about it, like there's time. It's like they're making conscious
decisions too, Whereas you're right with a physical cheating thing,
it's like you can just like spur of the moment,
make a mistake. It's still bad, but it's probably worse
to know that there was time and ever put into
emotional cheating.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
Shannade, Yeah right, I think you're on every single relationship.
It's fine.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Not surprisingly, I'm sorry. I'm sure that would make you
incredibly insecure. So I hope you're the guy now who
looks after.
Speaker 13 (19:23):
You said, I'm engaged and got two beautiful babies.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Cheating thing of the past, and not surprisingly no men
called because it's it's it's embarrassing as guys don't want
to admit to being physically jeeted on the last thing
they want to admit to cuckold.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I think is the word excuse me family friendly shown along.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Irish edition. So I phone a line if you don't
know it, there's.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
So much going on, why don't tell me the dumbest thing.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
That's the dumbest thing I've heard all year?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Can I say that's the dumbest thing you've heard?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Ed Sheeran identifies culturally as Irish.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's great, okay, it's great, born and raised in England,
but he is for all intents and purposes culturally Irish.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Seriously pissed off Irish people if they heard that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Could call him tomorrow was Caul Ireland? What do you reckon?
It's one of you.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I think we should find out you're taking him in.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
You're taking him in.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think that's great.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'll do that on tomorrow shape.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But right now you guys are trying to convince us
that you are in the car with someone who is
Irish culturally or literally. We decide is someone else actually
there or you're just putting on a voice. I'll tell
you what if you pull our pants down today, I'm
going to give you two tickets to Brad Pitts new
one f one coming out Soonlawrence read that credit?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Sorry, sorry, Lawrence. Who are you in the car with?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'm here with my friend party. I'm Scottish and parties
from Ireland Cocktail. Just to confuse you guys.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Nice, all right, So can you check Patty on the phone.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well, it's the card man at all.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Hello, Patty? Where are you and Lawrence? Are you and
Lawrence off to.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
We're just heading home and we're just finished working on
the late wheel.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's been a big d right nice.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
What are your thoughts on it? Sheeran, saying that he
culturally identifies as Irish.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh, i'd have to disagree. Now I don't disagree. It
doesn't sound like because he looks like just know, but
it doesn't at all?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
God, this is this is sounding good? Sorry, Patty? Can
you check Lawrence back on the phone?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Place coming right up?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Hello, Hey Lawrence, I.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Reckon, it's still Lawrence. Now. That's not based on the accent,
and that's based on the tone in the voice. Great,
great accent.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, I do choose to be an Irish on the
other basis, that's.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Lawrence speaking Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
What's what's a classic Scottish meal?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
A classic Scottish meal would be and mashed potatoes. They
call it tartis has neeps and tartis. That's a traditional
Scottish meal. Doesn't own very advertising, but I assure you
it's lovely.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
That that is definitely a real persons.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
We've identify that.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, he's not lying about it. Sometimes they flip it,
sometimes they go the other white, Lawrence. I want to
hear from Patty before we go.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Back to Patty. Do you know between the Scottan and
irishman woods? No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, I want to hear from Patty again, Patty, Patty
real quick mate, what's what's a delicacy within Ireland?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Run me through?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It would have to be an Irish shooler. My my
granny does make a great Irish shoe.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
God, that's it's been.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's pretty good as well.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I didn't so definitely, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
You know the difference between the two of them, totally fair.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Find that out quickly. So what do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I think it's the same person I've told you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I like it, Lawrence. I think you're in the car
by yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But great work, nice, good fun good hey mate, have
two tickets to F one.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I love you, I like your Lawrence. I like you.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
All right, let's go, Eddie ways to Brad pittsdew movie
F one, by the way, not the actual F one.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Oh no?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, yeahs.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Who are you in the car with ed?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Good?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Ay, boys, I'm I'm in the car with Paul.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
With Paul. Paul's irish.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You sound quite Paul.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
You sound quite Irish yourself, Eddie, mate, I'm I'm ALLDI.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is right, he said with Paul. Yeah, Paul, increasingly irish.
But let's chuck your on.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, let's see from Paul.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Oh good a, boys, here you go.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
You from you? You arish?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Paul? Yeah, yeah, I'm Irish.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah right, okay, subtle Irish. I like it, Lawyer.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Did you say or short?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I said subtle?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
But now it's really coming through favorite Irish actor.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Paul favorite famous or favorite favorite these understand?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Sorry, sorry, Paul.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
You're my favorite? Yeah column column meanie.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, I don't know him, but I believe you. Okay,
can I hear from Eddie again.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Please, yeah, hold on a minute, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Good boys, I like it.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I like it's good.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
How do you shortened chicken Parmesiana?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Hey shortly?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's pretty good. Oh okay, do you.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Want to check Patti back? Paul back? So Paul back
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
He's just between you and me. Yeah, well, this is
what I think is going on. I think that.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
He's really put this person's real voice is what we're
hearing from Paul.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think he's Irish.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think he's got an Irish guy here who's putting
on an Australian accent.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
He sounded Irish, Yes, Eddie sounded Irish at the start.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Now I think what we need to do is ask
Eddie a quintessentially Australian questions such as, oh, yes, ah, yes, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Who's Bob Hawk?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Is the ill?
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Isn't he?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
What was he? What was he famous for doing?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Oh? Drinking beers?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Eddie?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Gee? Whiz? You want to chuck Paul back on the phone.
Let's from last chat with Paul, because we've got to
keep moving here.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
God, there's good Paul.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah, yeah, hello, Paul.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What's Eddie wearing just describe the's the outfit.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Orange floral short and some shorts just what you called
them walk wear shorts.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I reckon, that's boots. That's hard, that's hard to pull off.
If that's any putting on an Irish accent, sorry, sorry, sorry,
I think he's proved that he's Australian.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I tend to agree with you, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
So if that's Eddie putting on an Irish accent, that's
the best Irish accent I reckon I've heard.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And he deserves. He deserves the tickets to go and
see if Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Hey, Eddie, we think Paul is real. There's two of
you in the car. Gotcha, boys, all right, have a
double pass to go and say, Brad pitts new are.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
We talking to idiot? Are we talking to Paul right now?
Speaker 9 (26:45):
It's actually Eddie and I'm Irish.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, this is bad news. Martha Stewart Martha Stewart hated Sydney.
I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So if you don't If you don't know whom Martha
Stewart is, by the way, she's pretty famous, but basically
she's like this lifestyle icon from America.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
She's doing like lifestyle shows. She's doing cookbooks right.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Bigger than Ben her Martha Stewart, and then all of
a sudden, she goes to jail for insider training, spent
some time in the clinking. What did I say, training
inside of trading anyway, Anyway, she comes out of the
clink and then you know, obviously she's brushing up with
a couple of bad boys.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She's now like best mates with Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 14 (27:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
She makes cameos in music videos like drop It like
It's hard. You know, she's just gangster kind of wow. Anyway,
and this all makes sense because the barometer for cool
isn't he Snoop exactly? So you know Martha's Stewart is
cool because she's hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Questions.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
She comes to Sydney's Vivid Festival last month, right for
she's making an appearance there. Okay, but it's come out
that she absolutely hated her time.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
But for so many reasons. Here's a few of them.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
So she was very unhappy that she had to use
a handheld microphone them. It had a ninety minute talk
and she was devastated that she had.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
To hold her own microphone, the Brittany. Also, how's this
the Brittany.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So they said to her, we can give you a
headset so you don't have to hold your microphone, and
she said, mmmm, that'll mess up Martha's hair.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Cut.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I've been here.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
So what did she want?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
So the headset and you can't have the handheld.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Then they said to her, okay, we can give you
a lapel mop Yeah, okay, we'll genius. And Martha said,
do you know how much I paid for this jacket?
Damage it? She's a gangster.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
She's like, Nah, you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
To hold it anyway, She's gonna hamstring yourself a little
bit if you're giving you a public talk without it
sound amplification.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I couldn't agree more. She's been very petty, a lot
of petty complaints. Here's some more those.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
She gets picked up in a car to transport her
back to her home. Tell and she goes, I hate this.
The window tinting not dark enough.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
To cross.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
The people can see me, people can see me through
the window. I don't like it. Darken the tin. She
hates that. And then how's this one? This is my favorite?
Speaker 11 (29:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
She then gets dropped off at the airport.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, you know, she wants to go back home and
she goes, I hate this airport.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's too big. I had to walk too far.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
She's gangster, right, wow. But here's she's inspired me.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Did you turn out of gangster songs? By the way,
because I was expecting one?
Speaker 8 (29:31):
There?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yep, there was.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
She won.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Too many complaints she made, unfortunately, let's go to the
first one.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, I miscounted. I didn't miscount. But she's inspired me.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So these are like five of the pettiest complaints I
have ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
What is the pettiest complaint you have heard from a customer? Okay,
in your line of work, what is the pettiest complaint
that you've received?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Ill kick things off.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I was once a personal trainer in a formal life
late teens, early twenties, doesn't matter, And I had a
client who complains to my boss because during our session
she was very unhappy because I made her sweat and
he actually had to give me like a talking to
him was like, listen, she wants to work out, but
(30:22):
she doesn't like sweating.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Back it offugs.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I just love that she hates the airport too big,
I had to walk too far. That's just awesome. Let's
go to Sophia here, Sofia, okay, you work in hospital,
no doubt.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Some petty complaints in this field. What was the pettiest?
Speaker 10 (30:42):
So hey, boys, hope you're doing well. Yeah, so many
petty complaints, But the most pettious one I have had
experienced was a customer complaining that her colliflower was too
deep fried when she ordered deep fried coliflower.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Brilliant, Wow, brilliant. So how do you react to that?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Because you know she's ordered deep fried cauliflower, you've delivered that.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
What did you what did you go back to the
kitchen and say to the cook?
Speaker 14 (31:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
So I obviously apologized and asked her what she was expecting.
She just wanted something that wasn't too deep fried. So
I told the chef, and the chef just said, give
this to her and it was RAWI brilliant.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, well, brilliant, chef. I love that you helpful.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Love it when chefs get like that. Mate, Thank you
so much for that.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah, that's exactly what I'll go out and lambasad customer beautiful.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
That'll do wonders for our rating she is. I don't
think that's so outrageous. By the way, Oh, you think
a light deep frying, it's going to put it out there.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Have you ever complained about the level of deep frying.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
No, but I would say that I think if you
order like a battered or a tempora style vegetable, I
wouldn't want too much better on that. The steward about
your will a zucchini flower or any sort of vegetable
that's battered.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, deep, deep, deep battering. That would ruin it for me.
There you go, And honestly that's common sense.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That's just too much deep frying there will. Okay, don't
have another deep frying guys.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Kay, you can, for example, on a piece of fish anyway,
Kate's cooled, Well, you can.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
It's an level of batter depends on what you're battering.
Speaker 9 (32:25):
Kate.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Kate petty complaint from a customer, what happened?
Speaker 14 (32:30):
Yeah, my complaint. I'm a school teacher and I had
a kindergarten student who was a selective mute. Spent a
whole year trying to get selective mute, so it didn't talk,
was very shy. You can talk, can talk in certain situations.
But chose not to it and that was it, and
spent the whole year working with her, trying to encourage
(32:50):
her to come out of a shell build a confidence.
That did a great job. She was talking in the classroom,
started talking at home to the parents and to the family,
and then the parents complained because she wouldn't shut up
in the house with her longer.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
It's a hundred bucks a can.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
I'm going to the soft drink.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Beer, Darcy, no, Darcy nod?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink
based only on the sound of the can opening?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And again, you just.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Keep going here, You keep going until you get a
can wrong, So technically you could be going home with
hundreds of thousands of dollars tonight.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Natalie, How does that is hundreds of thousands of dollars?
Sounds Natalie?
Speaker 12 (33:53):
Oh, don't you sounds terrific.
Speaker 14 (33:55):
Let's see how we go.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, first step is one hundred bucks. Here it is
can one.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Beer?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Sorry, Nat, sorry, a soft drink?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You know, thanks to playing Natalie, Nice to meet you.
Troy is called that end when I was six'.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Five we're cruel to bring up one hundreds of thousands
of dollars before she even got one, Can.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Troy and technically she does have to get a thousand
cans there as. Well we're just we're not going to
crack a thousand cans in twenty, minutes but we.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Could we'd bring her back. Tomorrow there's no rules, Here.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Troy you want to crack some. Cans you want some?
CASH i was going to give you can One. Troy
here it is.
Speaker 15 (34:45):
Yeah, Wow Sorry, Troy Sorry troy had soft.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Drink troy is Getting remy. Here we just cannot take
a trick at the. Moment great Name.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Remy yeah here we got damn.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
It give me my, Money give me my money and one.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Uh hundreds and you you're going to kill you in
the car with rimed dog.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
One of my.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Friends here we, go nic you real you can?
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Too?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah oh here were?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Gay that's to be.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Did sound like?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Me it is a soft.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Drink, now.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Hundred?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Bucks where are you in your best? Make go on
and spend your hundred bucks, Still but that's good.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Cash i'm gonna go fill out my.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Car that's just my that's. Smart does he make want to?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Play?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Professors does your mate want to?
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Play she wants to?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Play? Jagger, no do your? Mate what's your, Name, Taitlan Kaitlan?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Kaitler did you agree With remy's last? Guess?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
No, okay well there we.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Go all, right, okay soft drink?
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Copy all?
Speaker 9 (36:28):
Right, okay you.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Understanding the game? Now, okay super, easy it's super. Easy Al.
Right here's can one for a hundred. BUCKS i get.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
It jesus.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Jesz the adrenaline rush hundred, girls it's a hundred bucks.
Each here we. Go you ready for can't To? Caitlin i'm?
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Ready, okay, YEAH.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
I reckon?
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Beer?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Wow the energy in this? Car are you guys pulled
over and a sick? An come?
Speaker 9 (37:34):
On going?
Speaker 11 (37:35):
On?
Speaker 12 (37:35):
Here bump, Bumper, trusty it's.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Okay you're in a Driving.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Caitlin, No i'm.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Passenger, okay so is?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Driving all, right that's, Fine, okay we're.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Good you're on two hundred bars on the, RIDE.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Remi this takes you to takes you to three hundred
bucks on A wednesday.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Night here we, go where you guys off?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
To by the, way we're going.
Speaker 12 (38:00):
Home we've been AT uni all?
Speaker 10 (38:03):
Day all?
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Nice, okay great.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Way to finish my.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Day let me tell, yeah, alright for three hundred, bucks
here is can.
Speaker 13 (38:12):
Three, hmmm let's go with soft.
Speaker 9 (38:19):
Drink, yeah what what do.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You need to get to? To, like not go home
and just go straight to a fancy restaurant or?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Something, oh five hundred bucks from we're.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
Going we're, going.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
All, right so let's go for four hundred. First here
it is.
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Can for.
Speaker 14 (38:52):
Saft.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Drink it's a by when did?
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Amazing?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah one hundred bucks on A wednesday night on the
way home From? Unity where are?
Speaker 8 (39:06):
You where are you?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Guys what road do you?
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Yeah?
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their asses, off don't call triple. O, no.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
We're just, playing can you hear? It good on you,
guys have a great, Ye Pritt hockley's out next time with, Them.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Moody that'll be back.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Tomorrow by the, way one hundred bucks of Candy Gee whiz?
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Yeah maybe the year maybe the
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