August 6, 2025 • 39 mins
- Did they date both you and your parent?
- Eddie McGuire doing Ed Sheeran – would you pay to see that?
- What’s the worst thing you’ve been covered in?
- Will’s dog ate a whole stack of protein pancakes !
- Phone alone
- We giveaway another trip a day to LA!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast. It's Will and I hope
you haven't heard Drive Home. Oh wow, I brought you
by Burper Health Insurance.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This afternoon, Woodrow, let's talk about the very famous supermodel
Christie Wrinkley. Now, just in case you're not across Christy Brinkley,
she will. She's super super famous. I wasn't necessarily across Christy,
but I do. She was Billy Joel with her married
to Billy Joel for about eleven years.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Very famous story about Billy Joel coming home in New
York one night with El McPherson. Yes, sorry, with with
her Christy Brinkley, Christy Brinkley, and she walked into his
apartment and El McPherson was nude on his couch.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yes, it is a very awkward encounter for him. Apparently,
I can imagine. I can imagine, can't relate, but I
can imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Anyway, this woman, Christie Brinkley, she was doing a podcast.
Kristin Davis of Sex and the City is now doing
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's called Are You a Charlotte. Everyone's doing a podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh sorry, Charlotte. Her name, her real name is Kristin Davis,
Kristen Davis. So she's doing a podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
She's got Christy Brinkley on there, and this is one
Brinkles reveals.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I'm not on any kind of dating app like that,
but my daughter's Sailor put me up there with her
name and she said, mom, the same guys that you
know said yes to me saying yes to.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You, oh, matching with the same dudes on Tinder.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Wow. And then you know, it didn't really go into it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Got a little bit coy about the fact that she,
you know, followed up on those dates that she was
sharing with her daughter, Sailor. So look, I know this
is a how daughter twenty forty four years younger forty
shit baby at forty four. So Sailor Brinkley is twenty
seven years old and Christy Brinkley is seventy one.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So yeah, forty four year age gap there. The guys
is swiping right on both of them.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Wild right, credible wild have opened the filter right up there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They actually do look pretty similar though, Christie and Saylor
you Salor, you mum. The jeans are there will so anyway,
Here's the question I want to ask, and I know
this is an outrageous how meryt you already know what
question I'm going to ask thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Come on, you know what question. I'm going to have
a lot of ground here, mate, metally no, no.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The question I want to ask on thirteen one oh
sixty five is did they date both you and a parent?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Very unlikely? Where is Hen's teeth?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And if it is, if it has happened. I mean,
I can see why we've moved this topic into the.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thirty five thirty. I tell you that much who get
a little bit naughty? This is frad as all hell.
Surprised that it is absolutely not there.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We're a family friendly show, but I think it is
just an inch family dynamic when someone happens to date
both the child in the family or the kid and
the parent.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We have had calls to this effect before.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
We absolutely have been A woman called Meghan who called
him revealed this, I.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Will save you.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
This guy for like three months ended up inviting me
to the family barbecue. One day I recognized her dad.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Oh turns out I had met his dad in the
park and I had said that the day.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You had you hooked up with the dad in the park?
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Go the that's the question. Australia thirteen one oh sixty five.
I know this is rare. I reckon.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
We'll get one though, do you reckon dating both the
parent and the kid. We've got a lot of calls
coming through, which is pretty exciting. Don't know how many
of them we can put on the radio, right, Well, we'll.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
See, we'll see. Let's go an onymus as well.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's always exciting. Brooke has chosen to not be anonymous. Brook,
You've got a story for us.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, an ex boyfriend of mine he had a one
night stand with an elderly lady, like an older lady,
i should say, And in the morning when he got up,
he met her daughter.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
And went, oh wow, she's hot and I.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Like her and they ended up getting married and having
fought in get Lost.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Sorry, but does she know that it's the guy that
came out of the bedroom that one morning?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Sorry, that's how they started talking.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Like, he walks out of the bedroom, he's going for
probably a post coitter's orange juice or something he sees,
and the daughter then talks to him and they both
like each other.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
After that, and there's no issue with the.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Fact that that was instant chemistry and the wow, yeah, easy, wow,
that is an extraordinary story.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Cool Brook, Thanks, it's the cool book. Some fun day
lollies for that. That's the one hundred dollars funday lollypass.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And then and then here we go, we've got a
couple of anonymous callers game.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So we've got a first anonymous caller. Here are you there? Anonymous?
Speaker 11 (05:20):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, what's your story.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
I was dating this guy for three months and then
I went to a town function at a pub and
found out that he'll sleeping with my mum at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Woah, so he's bisexual.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Wow, so he's hooking up with you.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
And so when you's hooking up with my mum.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Did he know that you two were related when he
was dating both of you?
Speaker 11 (05:52):
At the time.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
I wasn't living at home, so I was like seventeen, and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
He taught me through the So he doesn't know, you
don't know, your mom doesn't know. But you walk into
the pub, You walk into the pub. She just how
that plays out.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Yeah, she introduced me to him and I was just
like yeah, okay, yeah, kept the call and then took
him aside, and yeah, I blasted the hell out of
him and I ended up telling mum about two years later,
and she told me to get out of the house.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, she told you to. Did she know you were gay?
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she wasn't really proud of that, but
yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Sorry to hear that to get out of the house. Mate, Well,
she was just angry, I suppose, just angry. Yeah, she
liked the guy. She obviously liked with him. She wasn't
still with him, was she?
Speaker 11 (06:48):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:48):
No, no, no, this is like this is going back
twenty years ago.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So how long were they together for? How long were
they dating for?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
They worked together for about all eight months, nine months.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's a decent relationship. So then how long were you
looking at with him?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
For about all three four months?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's extraordinary, that's extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And so have you and mum? Have you broken bread?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Have you? Then?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know the is it a story you can tell
around a campfire?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Anonymous months passed away?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
So yeah, just brushed to the side.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And absolutely no doubt about it. Well, mate, thanks so
much for sharing.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I appreciate. It's a totally wild scenario.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Uh, mate, we've got, we've we we can't go to
traffic that. Let's bring up the elephant in the room.
I've fallen into a trap there. There's no way I
could have known his mum had passed away. Obviously, I'm
so sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I didn't know. I've walked into it. Eggs on my face,
Eggs on my face. Go to traffic.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
All of last week we gave away doubles to go
and see this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Insurance suran and shearing his drink again.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
He's doing the loop tour getting out famously gets out
there with his loop pedal in his anyway he actually is.
That in itself is impressive. I think often if you
go and see I saw the Weekend recently, and they
spent like three hundred thousand dollars on his show, just
one show, most expensive shows they've ever hosted, a lot
of fireworks and fireworks chances stage was the size of
(08:24):
the stadium. Sure Sharon just gets out there with a
guitar and a loop pedal for and it doesn't in
front of one hundred thousand beep all over the world.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It is very impressive. Whether you're into him or you're
not into him, you have to tip your cap of that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Anyway, we start promoting this all of last week and
the week before, giving you guys doubles.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I don't know if we've got any more. I don't
think we do. I think they're pretty popular. He's a
popular guy.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, So so stop calling if you want to, yes, please. Unfortunately,
I've got another ideas not the time, although you might
want to call the idea, that's right, hold the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Because as we were promoting a chance to go and
see Ed Sheeran, we started talking about tickets to see
Big Ed, and then naturally another Big Ed came into
the conversation.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Live on to it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And by the way, Big Ed is not Eddie McGuire Live,
Big Ed is back, and no, that is not Eddie McGuire.
And when I say Ed, I don't mean Eddie maguire,
I mean I wouldn't see I would see an evening
with Eddie McGuire. I reckon, I would opon that would
be pretty good to do a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Of millionaire.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
By that.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I stand by that I'd see the show.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I don't think that he plays a musical instrument, and
I think that makes it better.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I think I give Eddie a challenge.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's the sell, that's the cell to the bit. It's
like Eddie McGuire has never played a guitar. It's going
to be him on a stage in a stadium with
a loop pedal.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, just doing his best.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You would, You're exactly right, you would sell out stadium.
Would you just want to see when he comes and
he'd have a crack. I reckon he'd had a red
hot crack.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And that is the proposition we've got for him right now.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
So he stupidly gave us his number a while ago
we were on celebrity hot seats.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Not stupid. We're just a couple of sharks in the
media sharks. I think we're feeder fish. I think we're
definitely feeder fish.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm surprised he hasn't changed his number, and this is
this would be this isn't the first time we've called
him just randomly on the radio show. Anyway, he's a
busy going let's see if he picks up, and you
just want to pitch the ideas well.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think it's a pro I think it's a great proposition.
I don't know what he's doing at the moment, ed
having busy, he's always business.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I reckon probably business. Let's give me a girl. Hello, Ed,
a good mate. I'm so good. How are you well, buddy?
What's beautiful? I'm here with Woody great now so much better.
(10:42):
Now I'm talking to you and because I've got a
great idea. We've got a idea. We want to we
want to pitch you. I think last time we spoke
to it, we were trying to get Grand Final tickets.
It's nice, close enough.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
We got a call from us at the start of
September for that. We've actually we've actually got an idea
for you though.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ed.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
This is we feel like an opportunity for you, business opportunity.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
How's your next year? Looking at? Are you busy over
the next year? You're going to Ed.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
McGuire, He's the busiest going in Australia.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Voice pitch go for it? Okay, okay, okay. So Ed
Sharon's touring next year. Yeah know that fan? Okay, So
I know I know him.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
I played played on my radio shows and done a
good mode of Warnings.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Obviously he was a great that's he played at Warning's funeral.
So he's doing this national tour. The famous thing about
Ed hearan is that he tours with just a guitar
and a loop pedal, right, so I and he sells
out stadiums. So I said to Woody we were just
doing the promo for this, and I was like, Hey,
we've got tickets to go and see Edge here, And
all of a sudden it transferred into it we've got
tickets to go and see Big Ed. And then I
had this thought bubble where I was like, you know what,
(11:49):
I reckon. I would still pay hundreds of dollars to
see Eddie Maguire do a show with just a guitar
and a loop pedal.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And more we talked about it, ed the more we
liked it, we reckon it'd sell out stadiums. I don't
know if you've what do you like on a guitar?
Speaker 12 (12:07):
Well, I reckon is what we should do is don't
worry about the don't worry about that, but just sell
some more of the drugs that the blokes are on.
I think I think we can all make a lot of.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Money that way.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's that business mind.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
I think I think we're down at the book m
c G or any of the travels or you know,
hurt my fingers or anything else. I think we're just
tell the drugs, Tell the drugs.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
You're on the way.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
We got.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
The farmers of France, Will, we're.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Having an issue with illegal squatters.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
As in the yard doing charge, classic French song are you?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The French farmers have an issu use with squatters on
their land, and I think all the farmers they got
together and they were like, God, you guys have an
issues with squatters on your land.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They're all, ah, that's a bit sad. They're good an
issue with homelessness in France? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes, that is a shame anyway. So the French farmers, though,
are like, how are we going to get rid of
these illegal squatters on our properties? And they put their
heads together and they came up with a very creative solution.
They got in their tractors, will and they drove their
attractors to where the people were illegally squatting on their
land and they sprayed them with pooh oh French. I mean,
(13:45):
come on, France, you just get a bit more. I
have a conversation with the guys, you know. I mean
they're out there. There's footage of it, so you can
go online if you're into that.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Kind of thing. I'm not I'm above it. But if
you are into that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Kind of thing, it is a bit of a giggle
to see just people being covered in put so they're
on the back of the tractor, just squirt in a
combination of water and manure all over these people. People
on bicycles trying again. It's just you're gone as well, mate,
you're going to google it gorse, you want to see it. So, yeah,
that's what they're doing in France. But here's my question.
Will thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Being covered in Pooh? Pretty bad? Okay, we've covered it though,
we're done. I don't want any more stories about being
covered in Pooh. But here is my question.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good decision. What is the worst thing that you've been
covered in? God, I love that song. I love that song.
That's I love that song.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
The worst thing you have been covered in? Again, we've
done Pooh? No more Pooh?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, okay, that's low. I'll take it away, I think.
Speaker 13 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
From the friend story. Actually, to be honest, i'm reading
it's very controversial.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's incredibly controversial. Anything that involves Pooh, it's a bit controversial.
I've got an example away from poop. So my dad
decided to, yeah, do the beautiful thing of scattering his
mother's ashes, particularly windy day when he chose to scatter
the ashes.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But you know, we've got the family together.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's hard to find a day to get all the
family together for the for the scattering of the ashes
is like, I can do it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'll bloody do it now.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He definitely should have gone with the wind when he
scattered the ashes, because he's he's scattered them into a
stiff breeze and he's just copped it all over himself.
So he was just he looked like a snowman. He
was just covered in his mouth. Anyway, she would have
laughed abot, she would have loved it. Thirteen one oh
six y five is the number. What is the worst
thing you've been covered in?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You were also famously covered in that glow in the
dark lubricant, which might need to be regaled.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I definitely need to give context to that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I reckon on the other side with true story.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's a great chance to play a great song. I
just love this song. This is this is.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
My I mean that I pitched that hard for our
wedding song, and the first stance and I love that. Yeah,
people get covered in glitter.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
There were so many ideas. Didn't like it. No taste,
no taste, no taste, no taste. So yeah, worse than
you were covered in. I won't get into while we're
talking about it because it gets a bit pooey. Let's
go to Matt here thirteen one oh sixty five, Maddie,
worst thing you were covered in?
Speaker 11 (16:25):
Yeah, hey boys, Yeah vomit.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
I was at a local amusement fair and yeah, I
went on a ride and yeah, the carriage above me,
the people started vomiting. It just came down on me,
the weakest of weak stummay.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So you went? Did you go as well? Matt?
Speaker 9 (16:45):
I was.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
I was holding it, you know, I had to. I
had my girls beside me.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Oh would Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
It was either jip it or lose it, nothing in between.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, gotta swallow that. Oh, it's abound.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Someone else's vomit isn't there like I can cut my
own vomb.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
This?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And as it's someone else, it's a different it's a
different tang.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was walking through a music vessel recently,
quite late in the piece and it was very hot
music vessels forty degrees and the septic tank was getting emptied.
Oh real, pong there that swept through and I saw
them drop like flies.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
So they've all been infected by by an airborne virus.
First one went passing out, vomit, oh, vomiting.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
The first one went, yeah, and then tennus later that
person saw them, got the smell, saw them vomit they went,
and then the third one. It's like how I imagined the
zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great to watch. It is
good to watch. Actually, it's got to feel you see
one of the great joys of vomit Domino. You're not
in it. It's just good to watch. Radio bit.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So we get we get a whole bunch of people
into a room. No, I'm extended on what you're saying. Oh,
you like we get a whole bunch of people in
a room. You get one person to vomb and then
last person not to vomb wins ten grand.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's a good bit. You're listening to it, you're watching
to it like it's that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That's got to shake your heads. But I like it, mate,
let's got I do know who the producers? They just
don't get content.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm finding that I don't feel Phil. What's the worst
thing you've been covered in?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Phil?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Not me, but I run a bike school in Brisbane,
like teaching me how to write motorbikes. We had a
chick go a bit wobbly run off into a commercial
septic tank from the Chinese growcer upstairs full of fans bones.
I'm not talking like fresh stuff. I'm talking like vincon
(18:37):
there for a little while. Yeah, it was pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
They did the bike go in there to feel and
be honest, did you care more about the bike or her?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Look, she hit a tank and snapped the pipe, but
it just went directly into her helmet, so the visor
was open.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's great, cool for that one.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Let's go to Max here, Max, worst thing you've been
covered in?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Max?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (19:08):
So the worst thing I've been covered in is I
was waiting to snip in in some tall grass. Yeah,
and I kind of hit a fresh dog turd and
it just went up hale on my clothes, in my mouth,
in my nose and my hair.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
I was smelling poo for about an hour.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's literally she hit the Van very good. I'd love
to it from you guys, what did your dog eat?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Because it's one of the worst feelings in the world
when you find out that your dog's eating something you
don't know what they've eaten. I mean, one time I
went away and Stevie, my Visla, got up on the
bench and drank her medicine.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Had to get a stomach pump. That was hectic.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
But the reason I bring this up because we just
got back from Europe. Woods were broadcasting in Ampstain for
a couple of weeks, which was awesome, and I left
my dog and my house in the very capable hands
of producer Joe.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Unpaid offered, offered very well, did you double down? Did
you go like, no, please please, let no? I didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I doubled down with the fact that she she's likely
to have a job in media. That's what I doubled
down with. I just pulled daintily on the on the
drawstring which is attached to the trap door underneath her chair. Anyway,
so she so she looking out for the house and
my dog Stevie. But just before we left Amsterdam in
(20:27):
this wild diet at this at the moment called seventy
five harder.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
It's called the seventy five seventy five hards no nolural.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Just guys, is such Dad had seventy seventy five hard Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
We flew home from We flew home from Interstate on Sunday.
So we got in like ten o'clock at night and
she was like, I've got to go for an hour
and a half walk. Sounds good for you, mate. We'll
talk about that another time.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
What we will talk about though, because this is relevant
to the topic, what your dog eat is. Just before
we left Amsterdam, she told me this, have a listen.
Speaker 16 (21:06):
The other thing you left me in charge of is
beautiful your dog. Yes, and yeah, she's been awesome. I've
actually never enjoyed looking after a dog so much. But
I got home last night, and every night I've gotten
home after work.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
She is literally like a velcrow dog.
Speaker 16 (21:21):
She's obsessed to see me, like at the jaw, wagging
her tail, like jumping.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I did warn you this separation anxiety. I love that.
Speaker 16 (21:31):
But I got home last night and she was sheepish
and I was like, what's going on here? Like she
was a bit like didn't really like charge at me,
like she normally would.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And I was like, man, I don't know what's happened.
Speaker 16 (21:42):
And so I put my stuff down like quickly went
to the bathroom and went into the kitchen and what
do you reckon? What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like you know your dog.
Speaker 16 (21:51):
Ma' she's eaten my protein pancakes.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
That was.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Actual protein in there.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
Extra bloeberry blooberry is expensive. I'm talking like it's like
health food store.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Gray Stevie's going to be jagged.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Extra brotting hooking up.
Speaker 16 (22:15):
You should have seen her on I walk this morning.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
She was pumping some iron steev as well.
Speaker 16 (22:25):
I looked at the chopping board and the baking paper
that I had so neatly laid it out onto the
bench just on the floor, blueberries over the floorboards, and
I just I just put it in her face and
she you just go back, went back, and she just
looked to the side and she didn't talk to me.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
All yeah, oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (22:45):
It's two hundred grams worth of protein in there. Twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What does that mean for dogs?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Though?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Like two hundred grams of protein does it matter?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
It means that you're better get home soon because she's
going to be shitting in the house everywhere.
Speaker 16 (22:59):
There's no solid shits on her walk this morning?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Did you pick it up?
Speaker 16 (23:05):
I was like, there's just no way I'm doing that.
And then someone walked part us as I made and
get down.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
The fake croud do the fake crouch.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, right, you're getting double my food and.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Now I'm picking it up out of your eyes.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, it really does. I went to hand it back
to you. Maybe now you should charge your fee. Maybe
now you should charge your feever house and the dog sitting.
Speaker 16 (23:31):
I looked at the prices went up by ten percent.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Thirty one six been in this situation? What did your
dog eat?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
A very good friend of mine had their dog eat
a couple of hundred grams of hallucinogenic chocolate while they
were overseas.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Serves them rather having that legal stuff in the house.
So that's thirty I want to six y five? What'd
your dog eat? Meles males called mel What did your
dog eat?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm my dog ate juice?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Tampons used tampon? Where did he find them?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
He got them?
Speaker 6 (24:11):
She got them out of the bit in my bathroom,
and I thought there were a great snack it's.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Actually you're looking at your dog differently, Mel because I
really struggled.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So we have this moment. We have this moment.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
We were trying to toilet train my two year old.
We've been trying to train her was probably a year ago.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And you know, naturally, you know, I mean, you've been
in the situation.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Would you end up You do end up with just
a pool on the floor occasionally, you know, you don't
know when it will happen, you don't know where it
will happen, because they just don't really think it through.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They're not wearing nappies and they just go for it.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We Sam. Sam alerted me to the fact that there
was a poo in the bathroom, just on the floor.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh you take that in the bathrooms You're close absolutely
for me.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I didn't Carl the caterpillar the other day, which is
a caterpillar that I crawled through.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was a gang.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Was a poo in there, not in Carl anywhere, but Carl,
Well look same to me, Hey, heads out there, there's
there's a rugue pool in the bathroom. I went in
there to go and just go and grab it. Gone
like absolute hoodini on me. I was like geez, where
is this thing? Yeah, anyway, I look on the couch.
It seems like it's definitely there that I didn't didn't
imagine a poo. Yeah, I go. I look on the
(25:15):
couch and Stevie is just sitting there, just locking her lips.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
It differently there, and I love her. I've had that
dog for seven or eight years now. But that you
are reminded of the fact.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That they're animals, I think.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Because some owners do kiss their dog and the lips,
and that for me, that's very strange, given they do
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Mitchell, here, grist Mitchell, what did your dog eat?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (25:41):
And gentleman, how are we?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
God?
Speaker 13 (25:44):
So we did our family and we come home to
our beautiful dog half a bottle of around up we
killer or empty on the grass, half empty, oh my god.
And we're like, oh, oh shoot, yeah, and we wait
a couple of hours. Here is completely fine, nothing nothing
(26:05):
wrong whatsoever with them.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Did you go to the vet or anything, Mitch.
Speaker 13 (26:09):
Well, not from what I can remember. This a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And he's still alive.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Yeah, he's still.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Up like poison though, straight up, I think there might
be a remoteness thing going on there, Mitch, I'd get
that checked out because.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, he's probably a cancer.
Speaker 17 (26:27):
Let's go No, that's true. Time to tell me. I
don't think I'm live radio. You should be check it out.
I mean, I'm not sure if I can talk about
this publicly. Maybe I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
If you're not sure, then definitely don't talk about it.
Let's go yere on thirty mon mid Sorry if you
still listen. Man, I'm sure your dog's absolutely fine, and
it does don't have a long life.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What did your what did your dog eat?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Anyone who's had a baby knows that when you come
home from hospital, they've tied up the umbilical cord that's
going to be your belly button, and they put the
little clip on it. Well, I was kind of hanging
out waiting for that to fall off.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
How did in?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
And I put it aside and I thought, oh, yeah,
I might keep it. We'll see, kind of contemplating, Yeah,
that was gone in the morning, and it was the dog.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
He's it's so cooked. It's only a little bit cook.
It's a beautiful thing. Actually, that bilicle cord up at
mine in a necklace. As you know, I do know that.
I mean like people, I mean people eat placenders. I did.
I did that too well.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We had a dehydrated shaved down into a pill form
and then we popped a couple of those bad boys
and they filled Rider's rain.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Let's go to Limn here on thirty one and sixty five.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It is alot scary as well, because like Tasha's dog's
eating a human there right Apparently if you die in
your house, as soon as your scent leaves you, your
dog will eat you.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
But see, I'll be okay with that. Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's like I don't want you going hungry, like eat me,
like gave your life when I'm still warm, Leanne, what
what did your dog get? I don't condone it. I'm
just saying, like, if.
Speaker 13 (27:59):
You have my dog, My dog was a puppy. It
was a boxer. And I had my jewelry on my
big one day and it ate one of my diamond ring.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh no, so you spent the next week sifting, Leanne?
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Probably it is Will And what do you a tripiday
to La to give away very very surely and every
day with us here on Will and Woody right now though.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Along you're calling us on thirteen one six y five
and convincing us you're in the car with someone else.
Will but we decide is someone else actually there or
you're just putting on a voice. Now, I'm gonna be honest.
Before we go to Isabella, we played some audio of
a previous player that we've had, and we all had.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
A good laugh at it because we thought it was
such a poor attempt.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
We've we re listened to the analyzed it. This actually
might be an incredible player, or maybe there actually is
someone else.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They have listened to this. Call again, James, who are
you in the car with?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Just hear my father?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, okay, watch your dad girl, Jimmy, Carl, Carl, Carl,
Chuck carl On please.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Hello Carl switching.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean you have barely I love it. I love it,
lazy one person. I think there's two people there. I know.
The more I hear it, the more sure of that
I am.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I think you're just getting lost in it. You're over
thinking of James. If you're listening, give us a call.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
James his number here, so maybe the producers can give
him a call. Came one of you guys called James
his numbers in the screen. There, Isabella, Let's play a
bit and then we'll get to James at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
All right, we'll go to Isabella before we speak to Files. No, Isabella,
who are you in the gar with? Isabella?
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Hey, I'm here with my twin sister Anna Anna.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Okay, twins sister, identical twins? Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
They should have a very similar voice. That's a very
crafty way of playing the game. Isabella. Okay, throw your
identical twin Anna on the phone.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Please?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Hey's Anna?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
This is this is perfect phone.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I can't it's take so long, very clever for someone
to play the identical twin cart So okay, So who
was born first?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
I was?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay? By how long?
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Like you tweet? What was like a minute?
Speaker 13 (30:34):
A minute?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
A minute?
Speaker 13 (30:36):
Thirty second?
Speaker 12 (30:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Back and forth?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Absolute blender here woulds?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay? Telepathic with your with your sister, Isabella?
Speaker 8 (30:48):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What are you telepathic with you? You read each other's thoughts?
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:53):
No, well I can't know.
Speaker 15 (30:55):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Can I talk to Anna again? Please? I mean I
can't talk to Isabella again? Please?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Yes, Hey, hey hello Isabella?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hi? H Isabella? Gee? Wherez you guys are good. You
guys are real. I reckon the only way to.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Solve this woods yes, and I hate to do it
to them, but I think it's going to be the
two halves of a song lyric game.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, yeah, okay. Do you have a favorite song, Isabella?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Oh gosh, there's so many? Okay, my favorite song at
the moment, Davies justin Biebell.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, what are the lyrics to that?
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Okay, let me think of the tune.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's a bit of a meandering song.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Can we just do a big like going to do
like you know that song, celebrate good times?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Come on? Why don't we just celebrate good times?
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Okay we all know that.
Speaker 15 (31:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, okay, So Isabel, you're going to say celebrate good
times and then Anna you go come on.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
No, I think it should be celebrate good times, come on,
because I think we need to tight change up.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, Okay, have you followed that? Isabella and Anna?
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Do we like?
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Hang on?
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Do I like?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Do I?
Speaker 13 (32:14):
Then?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yes, you say celebrate good and then you pass the
phone to Anna and she says times come on.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Yeah, okay, I'm going to pass the phone to you yep, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
do I go? Okay, ebrate good times.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Come on, Isabella, this is an amazing performance. I it's
too good. I'm sorry, it's too good, Isabella. I think
you buy I mean, if I'm wrong, will I think
Isabella is buying herself.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
It's too polish. I think it's too polish.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's like you're trying too hard to make it seem
like there's a real person there. That's what it's stinking
of a little bit to me. And can I just
say an exceptional performance.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Here, Isabella? There's no doubt about it. I mean, if
it is just you in the car. But Isabelle, yes,
I do think it's just you. Anna is not there.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
He thinks he thinks it's just me.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Oh god, so sorry, they're actually so she is real?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Hello, Isabella? Is that a real or not? You can
come cleaner? Game?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
The game's over. Are you buying yourself? Or is Anna
actually there?
Speaker 5 (33:34):
By myself?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Tim tam prize packed for you? Are you an actress?
Are you an actress? Isabella?
Speaker 13 (33:43):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Okay, okay, am I an actress?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
To be fair, I've had acting experience.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I can tell. I can tell.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
Guys, that was so good.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That was all very good. That's the benchmark.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Astroule more identical twins.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
That's a bit of you are cheating, but we are
standing the price, Bakers and tribute to La should you give?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I would love to go escape the every day.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
For every day we give you a trip to LA.
And this is going on for many more weeks. So
if you like the idea of a holiday to LA
and you don't like spending cash, keep listening to us,
and then right across your workday you're just listening for
holiday hits. Will then you call us thirteen one O
sixty five, you get in the drawer, and then we
call one of you Drew in our show.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's it. You gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
So every day we don't know when it will end,
probably when this radio show ends, and look media savage
at the moment, guys, could be any time.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
But let's get into calling this person Woods. Yes, we
don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
They obviously don't know we're gonna call. We're gonna be
calling Rabia.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I've pronounced that correctly, Rabia or Rania.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
It's written as with a B, so I'm going to
pronounce it as Rabia.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, up to you. My money's on Rania. But go on,
let's call and look.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
We have been a little trait for everyone has been
that we're getting a celeb from l A to actually
tell them that they are traveling to LA.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
We've got access to another celeb, access to another celeb.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You won't know who that is woods until I tell
you who that is, and you have to play that celeb.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
So give me a second. Well, I absolutely tort you probably.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Hello, is that Rabia?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Do you know who this is? Rabia? It's what?
Speaker 6 (35:47):
He what?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
He's here as well? Rabia? How are you?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
I'm good?
Speaker 16 (35:51):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I'm great? Great? Great? You sound excited.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
I need to tell my daughter because she's life ambition
at the moment is getting fruits.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Check her on.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
That nanny isn't the hat she went on back to fame.
Speaker 13 (36:15):
No, I need to know now, do we.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Everyone calm down? In through the nose, out through the mouth.
Would you be going together if you won?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Okay, okay, okay, maybe no, don't why I'll take someone else.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
All you guys can have this time. This is this
quarrel in your own time. Have an she haven't told
you that you're going yet.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
So okay, so let's just gather ourselves all right, thing.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Over the last couple of days.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
But we have actually getting celebrities from Los Angeles to
tell you that you've won the tickets. Oh yes, yes, yesterday,
Oh my god, yes, I did please come out. Yesterday
was Friend Friend Dress, yesterday before before was Liam Nason.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We're getting some big names who've got today.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
We're gonna put you guys on hold so that we
can connect you with them. But today we've got Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So give me a sick, give me a sick himself.
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
Hey on a second, Oh my goodness, Terminator, he's my
favorite actors.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Kindergarten Cop, Terminator, Oh I love him.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
They're all great movies. They're all amazing movies that I
was in.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I was the start of all of those films, Alan Schwarzeneggar, here, who.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Am I speaking to?
Speaker 13 (37:41):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's not a bad Alan Schwarzenegger. It's not bad, far worse.
What's your favorite movie that I did? Rabia? I love
Kindergarten Cop, I love Terminator. It's not a it's not
a do you know what it is?
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Though?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Rabbia, I do know what it is, Robbia, do you
know what it is?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's a trip to LA for you and your daughter.
Get through the chopper. Get to the chopper. Yeah, I joke.
You'll be taking a plane. You're gonna be on a plane.
None of their lands are going to fly you there.
I'm working on the South African extent for a new role.
(38:26):
I don't know what happened there. Hey, we will leave Annie,
but you guys are going?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Can we go?
Speaker 9 (38:30):
Fore you're going?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
You can go for lunch with Arnie. You know anything?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Sleps put in the shopping many ways to play in
l A and be on in California.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Another trip to LA. Tomorrow come over to the house
and smap a cigar. Grats.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Guys, have a great time.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Be guys, I promise you.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
She wakes up listening to you. Guys to sleep listening
to you. He's fighting with you day in day night.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's so nice, the best we ever.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Thank you so much, you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Guys, have a great joy.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
We love you. Oh my god, your melody
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
This afternoon, Woodrow, let's talk about the very famous supermodel
Christie Wrinkley. Now, just in case you're not across Christy Brinkley,
she will. She's super super famous. I wasn't necessarily across Christy,
but I do. She was Billy Joel with her married
to Billy Joel for about eleven years.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Very famous story about Billy Joel coming home in New
York one night with El McPherson. Yes, sorry, with with
her Christy Brinkley, Christy Brinkley, and she walked into his
apartment and El McPherson was nude on his couch.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yes, it is a very awkward encounter for him. Apparently,
I can imagine. I can imagine, can't relate, but I
can imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Anyway, this woman, Christie Brinkley, she was doing a podcast.
Kristin Davis of Sex and the City is now doing
a podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's called Are You a Charlotte. Everyone's doing a podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh sorry, Charlotte. Her name, her real name is Kristin Davis,
Kristen Davis. So she's doing a podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
She's got Christy Brinkley on there, and this is one
Brinkles reveals.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I'm not on any kind of dating app like that,
but my daughter's Sailor put me up there with her
name and she said, mom, the same guys that you
know said yes to me saying yes to.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You, oh, matching with the same dudes on Tinder.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Wow. And then you know, it didn't really go into it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Got a little bit coy about the fact that she,
you know, followed up on those dates that she was
sharing with her daughter, Sailor. So look, I know this
is a how daughter twenty forty four years younger forty
shit baby at forty four. So Sailor Brinkley is twenty
seven years old and Christy Brinkley is seventy one.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So yeah, forty four year age gap there. The guys
is swiping right on both of them.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Wild right, credible wild have opened the filter right up there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They actually do look pretty similar though, Christie and Saylor
you Salor, you mum. The jeans are there will so anyway,
Here's the question I want to ask, and I know
this is an outrageous how meryt you already know what
question I'm going to ask thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Come on, you know what question. I'm going to have
a lot of ground here, mate, metally no, no.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The question I want to ask on thirteen one oh
sixty five is did they date both you and a parent?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Very unlikely? Where is Hen's teeth?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And if it is, if it has happened. I mean,
I can see why we've moved this topic into the.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thirty five thirty. I tell you that much who get
a little bit naughty? This is frad as all hell.
Surprised that it is absolutely not there.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We're a family friendly show, but I think it is
just an inch family dynamic when someone happens to date
both the child in the family or the kid and
the parent.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We have had calls to this effect before.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
We absolutely have been A woman called Meghan who called
him revealed this, I.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Will save you.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
This guy for like three months ended up inviting me
to the family barbecue. One day I recognized her dad.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Oh turns out I had met his dad in the
park and I had said that the day.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You had you hooked up with the dad in the park?
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Go the that's the question. Australia thirteen one oh sixty five.
I know this is rare. I reckon.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
We'll get one though, do you reckon dating both the
parent and the kid. We've got a lot of calls
coming through, which is pretty exciting. Don't know how many
of them we can put on the radio, right, Well, we'll.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
See, we'll see. Let's go an onymus as well.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's always exciting. Brooke has chosen to not be anonymous. Brook,
You've got a story for us.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, an ex boyfriend of mine he had a one
night stand with an elderly lady, like an older lady,
i should say, And in the morning when he got up,
he met her daughter.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
And went, oh wow, she's hot and I.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Like her and they ended up getting married and having
fought in get Lost.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Sorry, but does she know that it's the guy that
came out of the bedroom that one morning?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Sorry, that's how they started talking.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Like, he walks out of the bedroom, he's going for
probably a post coitter's orange juice or something he sees,
and the daughter then talks to him and they both
like each other.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
After that, and there's no issue with the.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Fact that that was instant chemistry and the wow, yeah, easy, wow,
that is an extraordinary story.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Cool Brook, Thanks, it's the cool book. Some fun day
lollies for that. That's the one hundred dollars funday lollypass.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And then and then here we go, we've got a
couple of anonymous callers game.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So we've got a first anonymous caller. Here are you there? Anonymous?
Speaker 11 (05:20):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, what's your story.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
I was dating this guy for three months and then
I went to a town function at a pub and
found out that he'll sleeping with my mum at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Woah, so he's bisexual.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Wow, so he's hooking up with you.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
And so when you's hooking up with my mum.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Did he know that you two were related when he
was dating both of you?
Speaker 11 (05:52):
At the time.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
I wasn't living at home, so I was like seventeen, and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
He taught me through the So he doesn't know, you
don't know, your mom doesn't know. But you walk into
the pub, You walk into the pub. She just how
that plays out.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Yeah, she introduced me to him and I was just
like yeah, okay, yeah, kept the call and then took
him aside, and yeah, I blasted the hell out of
him and I ended up telling mum about two years later,
and she told me to get out of the house.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, she told you to. Did she know you were gay?
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she wasn't really proud of that, but
yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Sorry to hear that to get out of the house. Mate, Well,
she was just angry, I suppose, just angry. Yeah, she
liked the guy. She obviously liked with him. She wasn't
still with him, was she?
Speaker 11 (06:48):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:48):
No, no, no, this is like this is going back
twenty years ago.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So how long were they together for? How long were
they dating for?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
They worked together for about all eight months, nine months.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's a decent relationship. So then how long were you
looking at with him?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
For about all three four months?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's extraordinary, that's extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And so have you and mum? Have you broken bread?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Have you? Then?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know the is it a story you can tell
around a campfire?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Anonymous months passed away?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
So yeah, just brushed to the side.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And absolutely no doubt about it. Well, mate, thanks so
much for sharing.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I appreciate. It's a totally wild scenario.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Uh, mate, we've got, we've we we can't go to
traffic that. Let's bring up the elephant in the room.
I've fallen into a trap there. There's no way I
could have known his mum had passed away. Obviously, I'm
so sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I didn't know. I've walked into it. Eggs on my face,
Eggs on my face. Go to traffic.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
All of last week we gave away doubles to go
and see this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Insurance suran and shearing his drink again.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
He's doing the loop tour getting out famously gets out
there with his loop pedal in his anyway he actually is.
That in itself is impressive. I think often if you
go and see I saw the Weekend recently, and they
spent like three hundred thousand dollars on his show, just
one show, most expensive shows they've ever hosted, a lot
of fireworks and fireworks chances stage was the size of
(08:24):
the stadium. Sure Sharon just gets out there with a
guitar and a loop pedal for and it doesn't in
front of one hundred thousand beep all over the world.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It is very impressive. Whether you're into him or you're
not into him, you have to tip your cap of that.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Anyway, we start promoting this all of last week and
the week before, giving you guys doubles.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I don't know if we've got any more. I don't
think we do. I think they're pretty popular. He's a
popular guy.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, So so stop calling if you want to, yes, please. Unfortunately,
I've got another ideas not the time, although you might
want to call the idea, that's right, hold the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Because as we were promoting a chance to go and
see Ed Sheeran, we started talking about tickets to see
Big Ed, and then naturally another Big Ed came into
the conversation.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Live on to it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And by the way, Big Ed is not Eddie McGuire Live,
Big Ed is back, and no, that is not Eddie McGuire.
And when I say Ed, I don't mean Eddie maguire,
I mean I wouldn't see I would see an evening
with Eddie McGuire. I reckon, I would opon that would
be pretty good to do a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Of millionaire.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
By that.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I stand by that I'd see the show.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I don't think that he plays a musical instrument, and
I think that makes it better.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I think I give Eddie a challenge.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's the sell, that's the cell to the bit. It's
like Eddie McGuire has never played a guitar. It's going
to be him on a stage in a stadium with
a loop pedal.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, just doing his best.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You would, You're exactly right, you would sell out stadium.
Would you just want to see when he comes and
he'd have a crack. I reckon he'd had a red
hot crack.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And that is the proposition we've got for him right now.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
So he stupidly gave us his number a while ago
we were on celebrity hot seats.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Not stupid. We're just a couple of sharks in the
media sharks. I think we're feeder fish. I think we're
definitely feeder fish.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm surprised he hasn't changed his number, and this is
this would be this isn't the first time we've called
him just randomly on the radio show. Anyway, he's a
busy going let's see if he picks up, and you
just want to pitch the ideas well.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think it's a pro I think it's a great proposition.
I don't know what he's doing at the moment, ed
having busy, he's always business.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I reckon probably business. Let's give me a girl. Hello, Ed,
a good mate. I'm so good. How are you well, buddy?
What's beautiful? I'm here with Woody great now so much better.
(10:42):
Now I'm talking to you and because I've got a
great idea. We've got a idea. We want to we
want to pitch you. I think last time we spoke
to it, we were trying to get Grand Final tickets.
It's nice, close enough.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
We got a call from us at the start of
September for that. We've actually we've actually got an idea
for you though.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ed.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
This is we feel like an opportunity for you, business opportunity.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
How's your next year? Looking at? Are you busy over
the next year? You're going to Ed.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
McGuire, He's the busiest going in Australia.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Voice pitch go for it? Okay, okay, okay. So Ed
Sharon's touring next year. Yeah know that fan? Okay, So
I know I know him.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
I played played on my radio shows and done a
good mode of Warnings.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Obviously he was a great that's he played at Warning's funeral.
So he's doing this national tour. The famous thing about
Ed hearan is that he tours with just a guitar
and a loop pedal, right, so I and he sells
out stadiums. So I said to Woody we were just
doing the promo for this, and I was like, Hey,
we've got tickets to go and see Edge here, And
all of a sudden it transferred into it we've got
tickets to go and see Big Ed. And then I
had this thought bubble where I was like, you know what,
(11:49):
I reckon. I would still pay hundreds of dollars to
see Eddie Maguire do a show with just a guitar
and a loop pedal.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And more we talked about it, ed the more we
liked it, we reckon it'd sell out stadiums. I don't
know if you've what do you like on a guitar?
Speaker 12 (12:07):
Well, I reckon is what we should do is don't
worry about the don't worry about that, but just sell
some more of the drugs that the blokes are on.
I think I think we can all make a lot of.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Money that way.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's that business mind.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
I think I think we're down at the book m
c G or any of the travels or you know,
hurt my fingers or anything else. I think we're just
tell the drugs, Tell the drugs.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
You're on the way.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
We got.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
The farmers of France, Will, we're.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Having an issue with illegal squatters.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
As in the yard doing charge, classic French song are you?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The French farmers have an issu use with squatters on
their land, and I think all the farmers they got
together and they were like, God, you guys have an
issues with squatters on your land.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They're all, ah, that's a bit sad. They're good an
issue with homelessness in France? Is that right?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes, that is a shame anyway. So the French farmers, though,
are like, how are we going to get rid of
these illegal squatters on our properties? And they put their
heads together and they came up with a very creative solution.
They got in their tractors, will and they drove their
attractors to where the people were illegally squatting on their
land and they sprayed them with pooh oh French. I mean,
(13:45):
come on, France, you just get a bit more. I
have a conversation with the guys, you know. I mean
they're out there. There's footage of it, so you can
go online if you're into that.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Kind of thing. I'm not I'm above it. But if
you are into that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Kind of thing, it is a bit of a giggle
to see just people being covered in put so they're
on the back of the tractor, just squirt in a
combination of water and manure all over these people. People
on bicycles trying again. It's just you're gone as well, mate,
you're going to google it gorse, you want to see it. So, yeah,
that's what they're doing in France. But here's my question.
Will thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Being covered in Pooh? Pretty bad? Okay, we've covered it though,
we're done. I don't want any more stories about being
covered in Pooh. But here is my question.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good decision. What is the worst thing that you've been
covered in? God, I love that song. I love that song.
That's I love that song.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
The worst thing you have been covered in? Again, we've
done Pooh? No more Pooh?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, okay, that's low. I'll take it away, I think.
Speaker 13 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
From the friend story. Actually, to be honest, i'm reading
it's very controversial.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's incredibly controversial. Anything that involves Pooh, it's a bit controversial.
I've got an example away from poop. So my dad
decided to, yeah, do the beautiful thing of scattering his
mother's ashes, particularly windy day when he chose to scatter
the ashes.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But you know, we've got the family together.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's hard to find a day to get all the
family together for the for the scattering of the ashes
is like, I can do it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'll bloody do it now.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He definitely should have gone with the wind when he
scattered the ashes, because he's he's scattered them into a
stiff breeze and he's just copped it all over himself.
So he was just he looked like a snowman. He
was just covered in his mouth. Anyway, she would have
laughed abot, she would have loved it. Thirteen one oh
six y five is the number. What is the worst
thing you've been covered in?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You were also famously covered in that glow in the
dark lubricant, which might need to be regaled.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I definitely need to give context to that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I reckon on the other side with true story.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's a great chance to play a great song. I
just love this song. This is this is.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
My I mean that I pitched that hard for our
wedding song, and the first stance and I love that. Yeah,
people get covered in glitter.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
There were so many ideas. Didn't like it. No taste,
no taste, no taste, no taste. So yeah, worse than
you were covered in. I won't get into while we're
talking about it because it gets a bit pooey. Let's
go to Matt here thirteen one oh sixty five, Maddie,
worst thing you were covered in?
Speaker 11 (16:25):
Yeah, hey boys, Yeah vomit.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
I was at a local amusement fair and yeah, I
went on a ride and yeah, the carriage above me,
the people started vomiting. It just came down on me,
the weakest of weak stummay.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So you went? Did you go as well? Matt?
Speaker 9 (16:45):
I was.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
I was holding it, you know, I had to. I
had my girls beside me.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Oh would Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
It was either jip it or lose it, nothing in between.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, gotta swallow that. Oh, it's abound.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Someone else's vomit isn't there like I can cut my
own vomb.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
This?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And as it's someone else, it's a different it's a
different tang.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was walking through a music vessel recently,
quite late in the piece and it was very hot
music vessels forty degrees and the septic tank was getting emptied.
Oh real, pong there that swept through and I saw
them drop like flies.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
So they've all been infected by by an airborne virus.
First one went passing out, vomit, oh, vomiting.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
The first one went, yeah, and then tennus later that
person saw them, got the smell, saw them vomit they went,
and then the third one. It's like how I imagined the
zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great to watch. It is
good to watch. Actually, it's got to feel you see
one of the great joys of vomit Domino. You're not
in it. It's just good to watch. Radio bit.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So we get we get a whole bunch of people
into a room. No, I'm extended on what you're saying. Oh,
you like we get a whole bunch of people in
a room. You get one person to vomb and then
last person not to vomb wins ten grand.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's a good bit. You're listening to it, you're watching
to it like it's that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That's got to shake your heads. But I like it, mate,
let's got I do know who the producers? They just
don't get content.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm finding that I don't feel Phil. What's the worst
thing you've been covered in?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Phil?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Not me, but I run a bike school in Brisbane,
like teaching me how to write motorbikes. We had a
chick go a bit wobbly run off into a commercial
septic tank from the Chinese growcer upstairs full of fans bones.
I'm not talking like fresh stuff. I'm talking like vincon
(18:37):
there for a little while. Yeah, it was pretty rough.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
They did the bike go in there to feel and
be honest, did you care more about the bike or her?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Look, she hit a tank and snapped the pipe, but
it just went directly into her helmet, so the visor
was open.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's great, cool for that one.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Let's go to Max here, Max, worst thing you've been
covered in?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Max?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (19:08):
So the worst thing I've been covered in is I
was waiting to snip in in some tall grass. Yeah,
and I kind of hit a fresh dog turd and
it just went up hale on my clothes, in my mouth,
in my nose and my hair.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
I was smelling poo for about an hour.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's literally she hit the Van very good. I'd love
to it from you guys, what did your dog eat?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Because it's one of the worst feelings in the world
when you find out that your dog's eating something you
don't know what they've eaten. I mean, one time I
went away and Stevie, my Visla, got up on the
bench and drank her medicine.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Had to get a stomach pump. That was hectic.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
But the reason I bring this up because we just
got back from Europe. Woods were broadcasting in Ampstain for
a couple of weeks, which was awesome, and I left
my dog and my house in the very capable hands
of producer Joe.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Unpaid offered, offered very well, did you double down? Did
you go like, no, please please, let no? I didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I doubled down with the fact that she she's likely
to have a job in media. That's what I doubled
down with. I just pulled daintily on the on the
drawstring which is attached to the trap door underneath her chair. Anyway,
so she so she looking out for the house and
my dog Stevie. But just before we left Amsterdam in
(20:27):
this wild diet at this at the moment called seventy
five harder.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
It's called the seventy five seventy five hards no nolural.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Just guys, is such Dad had seventy seventy five hard Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
We flew home from We flew home from Interstate on Sunday.
So we got in like ten o'clock at night and
she was like, I've got to go for an hour
and a half walk. Sounds good for you, mate. We'll
talk about that another time.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
What we will talk about though, because this is relevant
to the topic, what your dog eat is. Just before
we left Amsterdam, she told me this, have a listen.
Speaker 16 (21:06):
The other thing you left me in charge of is
beautiful your dog. Yes, and yeah, she's been awesome. I've
actually never enjoyed looking after a dog so much. But
I got home last night, and every night I've gotten
home after work.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
She is literally like a velcrow dog.
Speaker 16 (21:21):
She's obsessed to see me, like at the jaw, wagging
her tail, like jumping.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I did warn you this separation anxiety. I love that.
Speaker 16 (21:31):
But I got home last night and she was sheepish
and I was like, what's going on here? Like she
was a bit like didn't really like charge at me,
like she normally would.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And I was like, man, I don't know what's happened.
Speaker 16 (21:42):
And so I put my stuff down like quickly went
to the bathroom and went into the kitchen and what
do you reckon? What do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like you know your dog.
Speaker 16 (21:51):
Ma' she's eaten my protein pancakes.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
That was.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Actual protein in there.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
Extra bloeberry blooberry is expensive. I'm talking like it's like
health food store.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Gray Stevie's going to be jagged.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Extra brotting hooking up.
Speaker 16 (22:15):
You should have seen her on I walk this morning.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
She was pumping some iron steev as well.
Speaker 16 (22:25):
I looked at the chopping board and the baking paper
that I had so neatly laid it out onto the
bench just on the floor, blueberries over the floorboards, and
I just I just put it in her face and
she you just go back, went back, and she just
looked to the side and she didn't talk to me.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
All yeah, oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 16 (22:45):
It's two hundred grams worth of protein in there. Twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
What does that mean for dogs?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Though?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Like two hundred grams of protein does it matter?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
It means that you're better get home soon because she's
going to be shitting in the house everywhere.
Speaker 16 (22:59):
There's no solid shits on her walk this morning?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Did you pick it up?
Speaker 16 (23:05):
I was like, there's just no way I'm doing that.
And then someone walked part us as I made and
get down.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
The fake croud do the fake crouch.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, right, you're getting double my food and.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Now I'm picking it up out of your eyes.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, it really does. I went to hand it back
to you. Maybe now you should charge your fee. Maybe
now you should charge your feever house and the dog sitting.
Speaker 16 (23:31):
I looked at the prices went up by ten percent.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Thirty one six been in this situation? What did your
dog eat?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
A very good friend of mine had their dog eat
a couple of hundred grams of hallucinogenic chocolate while they
were overseas.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Serves them rather having that legal stuff in the house.
So that's thirty I want to six y five? What'd
your dog eat? Meles males called mel What did your
dog eat?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm my dog ate juice?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Tampons used tampon? Where did he find them?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
He got them?
Speaker 6 (24:11):
She got them out of the bit in my bathroom,
and I thought there were a great snack it's.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Actually you're looking at your dog differently, Mel because I
really struggled.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So we have this moment. We have this moment.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
We were trying to toilet train my two year old.
We've been trying to train her was probably a year ago.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And you know, naturally, you know, I mean, you've been
in the situation.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Would you end up You do end up with just
a pool on the floor occasionally, you know, you don't
know when it will happen, you don't know where it
will happen, because they just don't really think it through.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They're not wearing nappies and they just go for it.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We Sam. Sam alerted me to the fact that there
was a poo in the bathroom, just on the floor.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh you take that in the bathrooms You're close absolutely
for me.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I didn't Carl the caterpillar the other day, which is
a caterpillar that I crawled through.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was a gang.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Was a poo in there, not in Carl anywhere, but Carl,
Well look same to me, Hey, heads out there, there's
there's a rugue pool in the bathroom. I went in
there to go and just go and grab it. Gone
like absolute hoodini on me. I was like geez, where
is this thing? Yeah, anyway, I look on the couch.
It seems like it's definitely there that I didn't didn't
imagine a poo. Yeah, I go. I look on the
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couch and Stevie is just sitting there, just locking her lips.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
It differently there, and I love her. I've had that
dog for seven or eight years now. But that you
are reminded of the fact.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That they're animals, I think.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Because some owners do kiss their dog and the lips,
and that for me, that's very strange, given they do
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Mitchell, here, grist Mitchell, what did your dog eat?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (25:41):
And gentleman, how are we?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
God?
Speaker 13 (25:44):
So we did our family and we come home to
our beautiful dog half a bottle of around up we
killer or empty on the grass, half empty, oh my god.
And we're like, oh, oh shoot, yeah, and we wait
a couple of hours. Here is completely fine, nothing nothing
(26:05):
wrong whatsoever with them.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Did you go to the vet or anything, Mitch.
Speaker 13 (26:09):
Well, not from what I can remember. This a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And he's still alive.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Yeah, he's still.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Up like poison though, straight up, I think there might
be a remoteness thing going on there, Mitch, I'd get
that checked out because.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, he's probably a cancer.
Speaker 17 (26:27):
Let's go No, that's true. Time to tell me. I
don't think I'm live radio. You should be check it out.
I mean, I'm not sure if I can talk about
this publicly. Maybe I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
If you're not sure, then definitely don't talk about it.
Let's go yere on thirty mon mid Sorry if you
still listen. Man, I'm sure your dog's absolutely fine, and
it does don't have a long life.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What did your what did your dog eat?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Anyone who's had a baby knows that when you come
home from hospital, they've tied up the umbilical cord that's
going to be your belly button, and they put the
little clip on it. Well, I was kind of hanging
out waiting for that to fall off.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
How did in?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
And I put it aside and I thought, oh, yeah,
I might keep it. We'll see, kind of contemplating, Yeah,
that was gone in the morning, and it was the dog.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
He's it's so cooked. It's only a little bit cook.
It's a beautiful thing. Actually, that bilicle cord up at
mine in a necklace. As you know, I do know that.
I mean like people, I mean people eat placenders. I did.
I did that too well.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We had a dehydrated shaved down into a pill form
and then we popped a couple of those bad boys
and they filled Rider's rain.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Let's go to Limn here on thirty one and sixty five.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It is alot scary as well, because like Tasha's dog's
eating a human there right Apparently if you die in
your house, as soon as your scent leaves you, your
dog will eat you.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
But see, I'll be okay with that. Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's like I don't want you going hungry, like eat me,
like gave your life when I'm still warm, Leanne, what
what did your dog get? I don't condone it. I'm
just saying, like, if.
Speaker 13 (27:59):
You have my dog, My dog was a puppy. It
was a boxer. And I had my jewelry on my
big one day and it ate one of my diamond ring.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh no, so you spent the next week sifting, Leanne?
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Probably it is Will And what do you a tripiday
to La to give away very very surely and every
day with us here on Will and Woody right now though.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Along you're calling us on thirteen one six y five
and convincing us you're in the car with someone else.
Will but we decide is someone else actually there or
you're just putting on a voice. Now, I'm gonna be honest.
Before we go to Isabella, we played some audio of
a previous player that we've had, and we all had.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
A good laugh at it because we thought it was
such a poor attempt.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
We've we re listened to the analyzed it. This actually
might be an incredible player, or maybe there actually is
someone else.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They have listened to this. Call again, James, who are
you in the car with?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Just hear my father?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, okay, watch your dad girl, Jimmy, Carl, Carl, Carl,
Chuck carl On please.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Hello Carl switching.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean you have barely I love it. I love it,
lazy one person. I think there's two people there. I know.
The more I hear it, the more sure of that
I am.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I think you're just getting lost in it. You're over
thinking of James. If you're listening, give us a call.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
James his number here, so maybe the producers can give
him a call. Came one of you guys called James
his numbers in the screen. There, Isabella, Let's play a
bit and then we'll get to James at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
All right, we'll go to Isabella before we speak to Files. No, Isabella,
who are you in the gar with? Isabella?
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Hey, I'm here with my twin sister Anna Anna.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Okay, twins sister, identical twins? Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
They should have a very similar voice. That's a very
crafty way of playing the game. Isabella. Okay, throw your
identical twin Anna on the phone.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Please?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Hey's Anna?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
This is this is perfect phone.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I can't it's take so long, very clever for someone
to play the identical twin cart So okay, So who
was born first?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
I was?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay? By how long?
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Like you tweet? What was like a minute?
Speaker 13 (30:34):
A minute?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
A minute?
Speaker 13 (30:36):
Thirty second?
Speaker 12 (30:37):
Well?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Back and forth?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Absolute blender here woulds?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay? Telepathic with your with your sister, Isabella?
Speaker 8 (30:48):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What are you telepathic with you? You read each other's thoughts?
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:53):
No, well I can't know.
Speaker 15 (30:55):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Can I talk to Anna again? Please? I mean I
can't talk to Isabella again? Please?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Yes, Hey, hey hello Isabella?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hi? H Isabella? Gee? Wherez you guys are good. You
guys are real. I reckon the only way to.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Solve this woods yes, and I hate to do it
to them, but I think it's going to be the
two halves of a song lyric game.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, yeah, okay. Do you have a favorite song, Isabella?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Oh gosh, there's so many? Okay, my favorite song at
the moment, Davies justin Biebell.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Okay, what are the lyrics to that?
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Okay, let me think of the tune.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's a bit of a meandering song.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Can we just do a big like going to do
like you know that song, celebrate good times?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Come on? Why don't we just celebrate good times?
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Okay we all know that.
Speaker 15 (31:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, okay, So Isabel, you're going to say celebrate good
times and then Anna you go come on.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
No, I think it should be celebrate good times, come on,
because I think we need to tight change up.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, Okay, have you followed that? Isabella and Anna?
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Do we like?
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Hang on?
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Do I like?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Do I?
Speaker 13 (32:14):
Then?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yes, you say celebrate good and then you pass the
phone to Anna and she says times come on.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Yeah, okay, I'm going to pass the phone to you yep, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
do I go? Okay, ebrate good times.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Come on, Isabella, this is an amazing performance. I it's
too good. I'm sorry, it's too good, Isabella. I think
you buy I mean, if I'm wrong, will I think
Isabella is buying herself.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
It's too polish. I think it's too polish.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's like you're trying too hard to make it seem
like there's a real person there. That's what it's stinking
of a little bit to me. And can I just
say an exceptional performance.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Here, Isabella? There's no doubt about it. I mean, if
it is just you in the car. But Isabelle, yes,
I do think it's just you. Anna is not there.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
He thinks he thinks it's just me.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Oh god, so sorry, they're actually so she is real?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Hello, Isabella? Is that a real or not? You can
come cleaner? Game?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
The game's over. Are you buying yourself? Or is Anna
actually there?
Speaker 5 (33:34):
By myself?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Tim tam prize packed for you? Are you an actress?
Are you an actress? Isabella?
Speaker 13 (33:43):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Okay, okay, am I an actress?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
To be fair, I've had acting experience.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I can tell. I can tell.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
Guys, that was so good.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That was all very good. That's the benchmark.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Astroule more identical twins.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
That's a bit of you are cheating, but we are
standing the price, Bakers and tribute to La should you give?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I would love to go escape the every day.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
For every day we give you a trip to LA.
And this is going on for many more weeks. So
if you like the idea of a holiday to LA
and you don't like spending cash, keep listening to us,
and then right across your workday you're just listening for
holiday hits. Will then you call us thirteen one O
sixty five, you get in the drawer, and then we
call one of you Drew in our show.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's it. You gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
So every day we don't know when it will end,
probably when this radio show ends, and look media savage
at the moment, guys, could be any time.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
But let's get into calling this person Woods. Yes, we
don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
They obviously don't know we're gonna call. We're gonna be
calling Rabia.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I've pronounced that correctly, Rabia or Rania.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
It's written as with a B, so I'm going to
pronounce it as Rabia.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, up to you. My money's on Rania. But go on,
let's call and look.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
We have been a little trait for everyone has been
that we're getting a celeb from l A to actually
tell them that they are traveling to LA.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
We've got access to another celeb, access to another celeb.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You won't know who that is woods until I tell
you who that is, and you have to play that celeb.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
So give me a second. Well, I absolutely tort you probably.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Hello, is that Rabia?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Do you know who this is? Rabia? It's what?
Speaker 6 (35:47):
He what?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
He's here as well? Rabia? How are you?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
I'm good?
Speaker 16 (35:51):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I'm great? Great? Great? You sound excited.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
I need to tell my daughter because she's life ambition
at the moment is getting fruits.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Check her on.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
That nanny isn't the hat she went on back to fame.
Speaker 13 (36:15):
No, I need to know now, do we.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Everyone calm down? In through the nose, out through the mouth.
Would you be going together if you won?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Okay, okay, okay, maybe no, don't why I'll take someone else.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
All you guys can have this time. This is this
quarrel in your own time. Have an she haven't told
you that you're going yet.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
So okay, so let's just gather ourselves all right, thing.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Over the last couple of days.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
But we have actually getting celebrities from Los Angeles to
tell you that you've won the tickets. Oh yes, yes, yesterday,
Oh my god, yes, I did please come out. Yesterday
was Friend Friend Dress, yesterday before before was Liam Nason.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We're getting some big names who've got today.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
We're gonna put you guys on hold so that we
can connect you with them. But today we've got Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So give me a sick, give me a sick himself.
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
Hey on a second, Oh my goodness, Terminator, he's my
favorite actors.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Kindergarten Cop, Terminator, Oh I love him.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
They're all great movies. They're all amazing movies that I
was in.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I was the start of all of those films, Alan Schwarzeneggar, here, who.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Am I speaking to?
Speaker 13 (37:41):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's not a bad Alan Schwarzenegger. It's not bad, far worse.
What's your favorite movie that I did? Rabia? I love
Kindergarten Cop, I love Terminator. It's not a it's not
a do you know what it is?
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Though?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Rabbia, I do know what it is, Robbia, do you
know what it is?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's a trip to LA for you and your daughter.
Get through the chopper. Get to the chopper. Yeah, I joke.
You'll be taking a plane. You're gonna be on a plane.
None of their lands are going to fly you there.
I'm working on the South African extent for a new role.
(38:26):
I don't know what happened there. Hey, we will leave Annie,
but you guys are going?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Can we go?
Speaker 9 (38:30):
Fore you're going?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
You can go for lunch with Arnie. You know anything?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Sleps put in the shopping many ways to play in
l A and be on in California.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Another trip to LA. Tomorrow come over to the house
and smap a cigar. Grats.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Guys, have a great time.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Be guys, I promise you.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
She wakes up listening to you. Guys to sleep listening
to you. He's fighting with you day in day night.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's so nice, the best we ever.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Thank you so much, you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Guys, have a great joy.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
We love you. Oh my god, your melody
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