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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
We gave away a one hundred thousand dollars to Maddie.
It was unbelievable, truly, all thanks to Mission Impossible, the
final reckoning. It is in cinemas now been two weeks,
three weeks. Have you guys competing non stock watching our
Impossible missions?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Answering questions about the missions?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
A big shout at around they got involved. That really
has been an incredible.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Bit unbelievable, I mean, and it finished with the ultimate climax.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
The suspense was wild.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
We had Maddie, we had Kelsey, we had fee feed
down there. They all had a key to a helicopter.
The key that started the helicopter would win one hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Here was the moment.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
We now have Maddie who joins us on the phone. Maddie,
how has it been been one hundred thousand dollars richer?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm still shaking. I'm pitching myself. I can't deal with
this situation.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Maddie.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You told us afterwards you're going to go and get
a snitty with all the toppers because you're rich.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Now did you get the prawn topper?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I sure did, Garlic crawn topper.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I thought extra to luck with it.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
And did your fiance Luke also go for the toppers
as well?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He sure did.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He got a bug topper.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Change as well.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I've got one hundred tip there's your chip as well.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's I mean, living the higher life, Maddie, living the life. Now,
what you told us beforehand was like truly one of
the the I mean, this is the kind of this
is the kind of stuff that you want to hear
when you say you want a hund thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It wasn't going to a mortgage.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It wasn't going to some I don't know story which
needed backing or anything like that. You just said, guys,
I want to get married in Vegas with all my friends.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
This is awesome. So you're still doing that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Still going to Vegas, Vegas. I'm fishing my pelt.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Amazing, amazing, and we're led to believe that. I think
it's your best friend still doesn't know that. Yeah, okay, Maddie,
would you be cool if we made that phone call
to your best friend on air and listen, dis you
let her know she's going to Vegas?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Please, I'm dying not telling her unreal.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
All right, right up next, Maddie, you're going to call
your best mate and tell her. Well, firstly, I mean,
I'm sure she's across the fact you have one hundred
thousand dollars, but you're going to tell her that you're
going to fly her to Vegas to what you get
married to Luke.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yes, I'm taking my best mates with me and I
cannot wait to tell them.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So they don't know at this point. They don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, Yeah, that's right, and it's been just driving me crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Okay, so we're going to call one of them now.
So who are we calling, Maddie.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We're calling Mollie. She is my bestest friend, my other half.
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
How long have you known Molly for?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I've known the entire time that I've known Luke, so
six years. And yeah, she's just the half of me
that I met at the same time and I met Luke.
So this couldn't be better.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay, all right, so super special is not only that
your best friends when one hundred thousand dollars, you're also
getting married to the person that you've both known for
a very long time, and you're telling her that she's
about to get flown over top tier in front of
the plane to Las Vegas for an all time shotgun
Elva style wedding. Are you ready to go, Maddie?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Let's do it right here, we'll call it in.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Hello, this is Molly Hatem all nudey.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I just wanted to let you know you need to
pack your back.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
That's amazing, girl, We're going to get that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I congratulation. I'm so exciting. I'm coming from Elias.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
On the radio.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
The radio.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Hello, Yeah, Molly, We're grateful for the super echoy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
The audio is perfect.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Run out as soon as I could.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
How good is this?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh god, it's unreal.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh no, I'd be tiring not telling you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Holy smoke, will Em Woodie, Wait, do you see Maddie
and I together. It's going to be out pits to.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Luke. We've seen by yourself and that was wild enough.
And as the brides mat I think many just said that.
Would you would you be open to me officiating the
wedding because I am a marriage celebrant is.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Look, I don't want to steal your thunder here but
I did hear a marriage selivant because I am as well.
But I am so happy.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
That's a very polite.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'll stop forcing myself wedding. That's the third. It's getting awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Please, I want to have the day off. I just
want to enjoy it as a guest. My friends get married,
So Elvis is.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Going to get you married. That's the whole point.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I can be Elvis drop the.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
More celebrants to marry, celebrate wedding.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Hey, Molly deserving his mad of this to to win
the cash.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh don't you make me cry? But she's honestly some
more deserving person who have won this. I'm just like
so thrilled both her and her fiance Luke. It's just
so exciting that she's one that's like, I don't believe it.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
It's just the biggest gift.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
It actually is a gift to you as well, because
you are also going to Vegas.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
So.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Madi, congratulations again Molly, you sound like a wonderful best
friend and confident enjoy Guys.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
We really have a lot see in Vegas. Girls in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You are.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's awesome. What deserving win is awesome?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You wouldn't get a word in each way with those two.
We take one.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
We picked so many ideas, so many I think, great,
great ideas, but the producers hand pick only a small
amoun of those ideas to go into the radio show,
which means that there's just so much gold brutal that
you guys don't get to hear.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
This is for you, guys, this is for you.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
It is a little bit for us, but yeah, shred
for us, but largely for everyone.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Listening right now.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, So we get a chance to repitch an idea
that didn't make the show this week, Well you fire off.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, sure, I can file one off. So this one
I think is going to raffle a few feathers.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
But I'm keen.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh no, well not about no, I'm not right, okay,
so nervous, So Woods, you come on.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
No, I'm not coming for you. I'm actually not coming okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So you found yourself in a meeting in a board
in a like an exec meeting the other day, Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
It turns out I wasn't supposed to be in that meeting.
I just came to work early.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I was dragged in there, and it was much to
the sugar and of everyone in there, because I think
everyone had to tiptoe around the feedback of the show
because I was there eating my lunch.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Wrong meeting, wrong meet, wrong time, wrong place.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, so I and you you stumbled into a term
which I just hadn't heard.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
This is the sort of things that they talk about
behind now back.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I hadn't heard this either. I had to put my
hand up and asked for someone to explain it. Yes,
which was so. There was a lot of chat when
they were talking about our show, which was Frat be Funny, Yes,
and they people were throwing it around obviously it's been
used a lot, as you said, And then I put
my fork down, sorry, excuse me, guys?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
What is what is a guy?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Who?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
What are we referring to when we say frat V funny?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And then it was explained to me.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That frat means immature, stupid, childish, juvenile.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Crass ladzy ladzi, like a frat house. I imagine. I
think it's short for frat house. Yep.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I was putting two and two together as well. Yep,
the funny, yep, just funny. That's good, just good gear,
that's good stuff. Okay, and I think the talk in
the room was that we can we can tip into frat.
We can we can tip into frat and things like
talking about number two's very frat, talking about sex bit
(08:58):
frat bit, frat fats. Obviously frat fat is frat. Just
if you jumble the words.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
It's a lovely Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. No that's high
brow baby.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah no, I brought it back. Well, there you go.
There's a bit of funny gear.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
And this is what I want to do for my
freedom Friday this afternoon. I just want to prove to
everyone'm listening right now, and to you and me and
to the producers who have denied me the opportunity to
do this topic on the radio show, that we can
do funny and not frat. And also, so sorry, what's
the idea? Yeah, well, good question. I was going to
hoping we could do this. I'm going to figure this
(09:41):
out together. But what I was hoping for, maybe people
listening now, if you've got a joke to tell us, or.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Maybe or a story or a story.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Stories can can go on.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But yeah, you've got a short story or you've got
a joke that you do you think, well, that is
that is frat.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Okay, and you so frat. Look, it's probably a story
about Pooh, it's probably a story about potentially we could
be a big crash.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Could be a big crash, right, You and I to
prove to the producers and everyone else listening right now
that we are not frat, will listen to these jokes
and all stories that are potentially perceived as crass and
we don't laugh.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Don't make me do it. I can't know. I think
that's what we need to do.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
We need to prove to everyone that we are funny
and we are not frat, particularly the bosses.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I can find Frat funny. I don't think that was
the point that I'm making. The point that I'm making
is you find it funny, but no one else does.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I think this is what you need to do. We
be able to get through this. So I think if
you know of a crash joke and or you know
something's maybe a story that's a little bit crash, can't
be over.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
The line, by the way, like I don't want anything smart,
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're talking of producers are in pain outside. I've never
made my God there's some headaches. I can I can
feel I can feel the heat.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
If the heat, I'm feeling that heat. If I had to.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Idea, I'm on board.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm all in on this. I'm all in.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's good because already we're feeling, we're feeling something around this.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Right, this is really it's really nervous about this. I'm
going to be honest.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Dave's calling in his you know, you know, Dave's had
a couple, Dave's got a couple of stories, a couple
of jokes with the boys.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
If sentences already getting pretty fatty, isn't it. You can
feel the energy.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That's what we've got to try and prove that we
won't tip into this frat area, that the that the brass.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Are so worried about it with us, keep it coming.
Dave's trying to call again, David keen to delis story.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Keep it clean, all right.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
If we had to put this down to a sentence,
you've got you've got a joke that's toilet humor.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Toilet humor or potentially bedroom related.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
That's probably that's probably that's frat and up next, I
don't care how funny you think that story is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Will and I will just we will just keep it,
keep it serious.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
We're mature, we're dads, we're new age guys. Zorin's calling,
and it really is this is you and me right now.
It's serious.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
This is I'm being genuine about this. This is a
real point for us to.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Prove here we will not find these frat jokes funny,
because that's just not who we are, guys, and I
think we're going to prove that to you, to the producers,
to the brass. We can be trusted with this sort
of material.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Now, intelligen.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Solute trainload of men that have called the radio show
with these jokes, and it appears none of them have
made it over into the core waiting list.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
And I would say, good decision, mature decision, and.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
That's that's just that's clever, because otherwise it would have
been frat.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So tick exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
First tick, let's go to Amanda. Good try fellas. This
is not locker room in here. This is the this
is a keep it to yourselves. This is a pillow
fight at a girl's night, and that's what this show is.
Ah Amanda, Sorry, just apologies to the guys have called.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
That is We'll take those calls off there fellas no
because no, no, no, we won't do that because we hate them.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
And Amanda, you've got you've got a story which you
think is maybe on the line. Maybe I have a
question for you.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
What does the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yes, so cannibal a right, Cannibals eat humans. He's dumped
his girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Oh, there's a sign on my mind, but it's very very.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Frat well, keep it together. He watched his as he
what sorry, he wiped his ass.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I had a much dirty punchline in my mind, but
I'm not going to say it out loud. Yeah, thank you,
that's great, great, Amanda. I think we've kept it all
very gum.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
In here improvement.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
All right, Sorry, I am signaling to another punchline which
is very frattened.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I won't even say that, lad, let's go to yann. Sorry, Leanne,
sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I think we've done pretty well then, I think sorry
about the signaling to you.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We're I think we've done really well there. Yeah, to
avoid all punchlines involved, that's not involved.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
That involved toilet humor, and it's not interested. It's just
not interested.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Lean ring my bell woods neither, Leanne.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
You've got a joke.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I do have a joke and it is a little
bit frat.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
But also funny.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Well, well we'll decide that, Leanne. Thank you very much.
We know where the line is.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
What did one sag boo say to the other saga boo?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Not sure?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
We better get some support soon or people are going
to think we're nuts.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Come on, it's.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Pretty funny, good stuff, Lynne, very well done. Not a
not even not even a quiver of a laugh, not even.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
A murmur, Leanne.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
If you like that kind of hum mate, you can
go on YouTube and look up just because your name
is Lianne, go and look up Sandy Roberts comments in
on a lead athlete called Leanne Dick.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You'll get a good laugh. There a horse, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
everyone's going that that's Pratt. That's very very for this show.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
We might have the audio the audio of that planning
around normally do but we won't.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
We can do it.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
We wouldn't play it, We wantn't play it. We're going back.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Let's go back in time, going back at Time's not
you telling me that you a time machine?
Speaker 7 (15:50):
Another money in my back?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Would a bit of the Week. This week was a
woman called Vicky, who called the show could be a genius.
Vicky could be.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
She certainly forget out a way to disperse of her
angry energy. Wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Have a listen.
Speaker 11 (16:12):
I took to having a plate smashing cupboard, and I've
got it near my back door.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
And what I do is I go to a lot
of op shops by oppold plate just to smash. And
when I'm really having a day, I stand at the
back door, open it up, and I smash as many
as I like.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
But then later on I got to go and pick
them all up.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Every time that you get frustrated with your phone, you
go to a cupboard next to your back door full
of plates and you smash a plate.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Phone, kids, anything.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
It's very clever.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
It's very clever because people take out their anger in
very you know, very bad ways. Vicky's a genius. She's
convented the whole process. Well, yeah, Jane, it's certainly funny.
I don't know if she's genius. Finally, a whole coveted
places just to take your hanger out on her nose.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I might just put VICKI on hold.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
For a second because I wouldn't mind if she doesn't
hear this. And what we're going to do if we've
got her daughter, Tabitha on the phone, who joined his
boots before, Tabitha, We're going to get you to speak
to your mum right now and just see if you
can push her buttons and see if you can get
it a slash smash a plate?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
All right, beautiful?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Reckon? How often?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
How often do you get her smashing a plate, Tabitha?
Is that a regular occurrence.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Every three to five business days.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
So not including weekends?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Nice, love, that's.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Twice as hard on the weekends, mate.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
So have you got a tactic in mind, like if
we connect you to your mum, Vick, have you got
a tactic in your head here which is going to
rile her up?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Well, last week my uncle lives there with her and
he's got a McCaw, one of those big birds, and
the bird through the wiring in the bedroom, so she
had no power into like nine pm and she was
she's still complained about it. Mom, You just need to
get over it.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, have you seen it? Have you? Yeah? There are
a few questions coming. Have you want of the producers rightfully?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Asked, why does your father in law have a McCaw, Tabitha.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
It's my uncle, but just it's it's just a pet
and he keeps it in the spare bedroom at my mum,
so the question for.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Me, But thank you, it's a totally normal pet.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
That was a moment. He's a pirate, Yes, I don't
know if you're joking or not. I don't know. I
want to believe that he's actually he doesn't have a
ship at the moment.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
His name, Tabitha, your uncle who's a pirate who owns
a macure?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Stephen Steve? Oh my god, what is going on? He's
going on? This is great?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Okay, okay, all right, we've got a little.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Bit of digging to do that. Next week. We'll talk
to Steve the pirate obviously.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I think we just need to call him it see
if he answers the phone as a who knows, try
and find him a crew, maybe, try and recruit him.
All right, we'll do that next week. We'll got that
down now. Right now, though, Tabitha, you just got to call.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Your mum and make her angry enough to march over.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
To that cupboards full of plates that she has bought
so that she can smash them when she's angry and
hopefully smash a plate live on air.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
All right, let's go, right, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
To connect you now here you go. Your mum is
on the line.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Hi, mum, high love, because I'm on hold.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Well, I just wanted to tell you something quickly. I
was just talking to the girls about how stand to
through that?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Why are the.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Other days old? And I hate being on hold?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I know.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Because I've got the radio in the background. They're not
they're not calling you yet. You know how I stand
through through that wire and you have no power till
light nine o'clock. Yeah, and you're really yeah, you're happy
about it.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
But I'm on hold.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
I know. Yeah, listen, you just need to get over it.
Speaker 12 (20:21):
I'll get over it so you can get away with it,
you know what. You know, I'm going to let the
dog in from the yard and I'm just going out
to that cupboard.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Get off the phone. I'm on hold.
Speaker 10 (20:35):
Yeah, I know, but that's all.
Speaker 12 (20:38):
I don't want to hang up because I don't know
what buttons to press?
Speaker 10 (20:41):
All right, all right, for want me to hang up
on you?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah, okay, all right, see yeah, by god, it's so
bloody free. Yeah, I am going out to use that.
(21:06):
Tell me out.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
I haven't hung up yet, hang up.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Half the fact, Christ, get off the phone, all.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
Right, and it won't let me hang out?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Jesus, Vicky, is this making you angry enough to maybe
smash a plate?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
VICKI? Did you sound frustrated?
Speaker 11 (21:29):
I thought it was a Facebook thing that you're stuck on.
And I I tell you, you too are words than
the grandchildren.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, I am, Yeah, I am. I. How many do
you want? What size do you want?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
You just get smashing, VICKI, You just get smashing, and
I want to hear it. Vicky.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Right, and I'm standing on the brand on the backstep
here because it's bloody raining.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
How many do you want?
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Here?
Speaker 11 (21:58):
Goes?
Speaker 6 (21:58):
The first one I throw is a like frists. It's two. Great. Well,
that wasn't very good. There you go? Do you want
another one?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
To do?
Speaker 6 (22:12):
One more?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Give me one more?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
One more? Right, He's a good one. And I'm glad
to find this amusing.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Right, My therapy is amusing to that generation. Any wonder
us boomers are questioning who's running the country.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Murray Bartlett, you know, you guys know hims Armon from
the first season The White Loaders, very accomplished Australian actor.
We had the absolute pleasure of sitting down with him
and his co star Annie Murphy from Shit's Greek Alexis.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
From Shit's Creek. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, two iconic character actors sitting down with the Telviswartz
And look, you guys can get all this on the
podcast if you want to get the full interview, because
there's some really good stuff in there. But we asked
him a pretty top heavy acting question. I'm gonna be honest,
but I think this is something that we all wanted
to know a little bit more because we're all hearing
a lot about actors behaving like absolute knobs when they
are doing the whole method acting thing. Huh, And it's
(23:08):
good to get their insights on it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Okay, serious acting question. Now let's get real.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So, so, Marri, I don't want to give way too much,
but your character is playing this childhood entertainment.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Let's go with that stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
And obviously kind of gets expelled from doing that or
thrust out because he has a bit of a spat
on set. I mean, we all know the famous Christian
Bale spat at the lighting Guya in Phoenix I think
famously did a fake one of that when he was
playing the joker about you know, don't interrupt me.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
I'm trying to make some art here.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
How do you guys feel about often is he is
hard interviewing actors as well, knowing that sometimes actors can
be very much like I'm an actor, don't interrupt my
artwork sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
How do you guy feel about actors sort of like.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Carving out their space when they are performing in terms
of their relationship with lighting and sound and props and
everyone else that makes up a set. Do you think
it's Do you think it's okay for actors to sort
of stamp their authority on what they're doing.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
I think it's great to know what you need to
do your best work and to kind of create that
environment for yourself. But I think being unkind or bullying
or just an asshole to people is like not necessary.
I don't think it helps anyone, including the person doing it.
(24:28):
It can be sort of an interesting thing to navigate
when you're trying to because there's a lot of other
people on set who are doing their job and they're
going to get in your not while you're shooting, hopefully
not going to get in your way or make noise
or whatever. But like, there's a lot going on and
everybody is part of this thing that you're making, so
(24:48):
that I feel like, you know, if you need to
go into another room for a bit or get yourself
together or whatever, or try and sort of figure out
a way to find your kind of grounding and whatever
within this kind of flurry of activity, that's like with
this great group of people that you're making something with
and just sort of, you know, just sort of finding
(25:10):
however you can navigate through that without being a dick,
you know, like, and I think it's really passive, like.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
You can't do it.
Speaker 10 (25:20):
I also think that a lot of assholes clean to
be method actors so they can get away.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
With an excuse colossal as I see.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Wow, yeah, wow, I've never met a colossal asshole before,
any of its.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's hard to say it in front of Murray, who
I know it's a method actor as well, Murray.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
He's why I said that, You see the rage in
my he is a colossal asshole. I mean, at the
end of the day, he is not. I obviously love
this man than anything. Yeah, you do you love him
way too much? Woods?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
And the other great part about this interview, I think
it's on socials Instagram, TikTok Will.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
And what he is?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That you DM Murray well after his performance of Armand
in the White Lotus four years ago, and I made
you read out that d M to him, which was
sitting in the empty dust pian of his unread in box.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Have a listen, Murray, an origin story for Armand must
happen three exclamation marks.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Seriously, it would be epic.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Let me know if you're keen and we can start workshopping.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Are you still up for that?
Speaker 13 (26:33):
Because I'm open.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I've put a draft together. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
I drink.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
No d no.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Alrighty guys, this is it thirty one six. If you
want to play, can ye here? Can you tell the
difference between beer and soft drinks just by.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
The sound of the can opening.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's a great way to kick off the Friday show.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Woods absolutely crack in, shall we nice? Yana wants to
play first?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yana?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
How are you outstanding? Yana?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
The producers are telling me that last week you did
very well.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
So you were listening from the car and you got them.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
All right, yes, I was the last one. She got
very close, so you know, very.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Good, yes, very good plast player we've had in a
long time, since we had since Beatrice got ten, nine
or ten, she didn't get the Well, Yan, let's see
if you can beat Beatrice and get the ten. Sounds
like you're in form. Here's can one.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Be nice, Yana? As a classic beer? Classic good crack woods.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
I don't know, I don't say it often, but good crack.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
You've never said it. That's actually the first time you
have ever said something about my cracky. You could learn
a little bit about carrot, not so much stick, can too.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm going to go another step further here and say
they sound like very cold beers.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Right, it's very almost like.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
It sounds like a good Friday beer, really did?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It sounds cold at the moment.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Sorry, congratulations Yan, and half far along, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Two weeks would be great.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
And stinging for a beer right now, I imagine, I
really am.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
We've been punching beers in no time, all right, Yana, Well,
not well breastfeeding as well.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I guess that's all right.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Whoa, Yeah, that's really good because obviously that's a bit
of a mind game.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
There that I've got three beers in a row. It
well well done.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Y You're to do is do play the can in
front of you, Yana exactly resets and resets after the can.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Don't expect a soft drink.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Never expecting expected drink, can.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
For soft drink, Yaana.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Jana is good. Yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Producer Geordan's in charge today, Woods and the ten cans
in your hasn't been given away and she's been She's
been co piloting all the way through that, so no accountability,
no blame for her.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
But today, yes, all blame could be her final show. Yall,
can you tell me a bit about your ears? Why
are you so good at hearing the difference between beer
and soft drink?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (29:59):
Well, I I told myself to get through. I'm not
going to say that because I want to jinx myself.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
You are not letting us get inside your head way?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
How far I could get it? I'll let you in
on a little secret.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
How many of you got four onto the fifth? Now
you ready?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Be gee?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Willickers? Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink?
Based on the sound of the can opening, it would
appear that Yana is hearing something because Yana, you've.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Got four right, that happened before the song.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
There, we opened can five before the song you said beer.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yes, it would be wrong.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Of me again, and I know that you're not buying
into the mind games, but it would be wrong of
me to not give you the choice of if you
wanted to switch to soft drink.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Or I'm happy to say you.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Are so emotionally stable there is nothing we can do
to play with you.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
So you're staying with beer on camp fire. Yeah, that
is correct. You've got five cans truth or truth.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
So you definitely don't want to tell me anything about
yourself as to why you're good at this.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Yarna, No, I don't feel like I just have it.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
What about something more about yourself personally?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Anna? So we've found it.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Your twenty two weeks pregnant. Congratulations.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
I am thank you first second, second, but I need
the girl. I already have a boy and I'm having
a girl.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
So cliber amazing.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
So two thousand dollars goes a long way when you get.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
A new kid coming.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Wow it Well, we don't know where ap captain poop
pens is. He's normally the one who secures the cash.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I think it will be your payment plan where you
received ten dollars a week for quite a while, but
you will receive it if you get the ten though
we've only got five.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Let's go, let's go to can, Yes.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Toft drink.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
At six cans? At six cans. I don't think.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't think we've ever had a player that is
that is so sure for each o.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I think Beatrice was like this, our former champion, So
Beatrice the Roman Gladiator.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
I heard the manifestor on Kyl and Jachio the other morning,
and I'm like, manifesting this. Can you hear it?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You've been manifesting. That's going on. That's what's going on.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
That's the secret that is asking the universe.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
So you've got six his can seven manifest this.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
See oh seven.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Seven seven? You have got seven.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
So is there like a reset manifestation happening in between
each can or is this just the one manifestation of
get ten cans?
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Just him in like tunnel vision with my ears right now?
Speaker 7 (33:34):
How much have you played this by yourself?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Jannah Friday?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Okay, so you practice, you're in your car, you're hearing
this every Friday. You've got your in three cans to
go for ten thousand dollars. Here we go can eight
my golly, gosh, I mean we're just hemorrhaging cash this week,
go away one hundred grand yesterday.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
It's meant to be tough times, all right. Here we
go woods can mate?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Oh no, Yana, Oh my god, you're a game?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
What a game?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Where's a coke? But you are you are? You are
an amazing player. What a run or what I run?
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Get the first one wrong?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
That's okay, which never happens, and you're still you're pregnant
with your second. It doesn't get more exciting than that. Yeah,
congrats on that.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
You can You can tell.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Your son when he comes into the world that you
did get seven cans, which is bloody, and he'll get that.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm sure he'll get that. Yanna, you can have two undreds.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
It has been at Strike Bowling at a good time's
role at Strike Bowling, search Strike parties today.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
I'm sure you can take your little boy there. He'd
absolutely love that. Mate. That's on us. Good luck with
the birth, thanks so much.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
And thanks for playing great efforts manifesting.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
It's bullshit. You heard it here first. I will the money.
Let's stop business, let's get down, let's get down to person.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
One of my one of my many successful forays into
the business world has been having the idea to do
a collaboration with another company on a billboard.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
It's never been done before. You're on the road right now,
have a look at a billboard. I'm sure you can
see one.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Generally speaking, there's only one company being advertised.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
That's the idea. Simple.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
People are driving past fast, keep it uncomplicated, keep it easy.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
But if you share that billboard with someone, you can
have the costs or, in this circumstance for us, make
them pay for the entire thing.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Global Energy did that. They paid for the billboard.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Ye, they're celebrating their award winning energy, which, by the way,
get on board. But they also allowed us to be
on that billboard with them, where.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
It gave us her once in a lifetime opportunity, you
might say, woods to get a hundred billboards nationally, to
get our faces out there so people could put faces
to name themselves. And very confusing for people. I hear
you every day, but I don't know what you look like.
I don't know what your faces look like.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yes, but with that information.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Also know that whenever a radio show promotes themselves on
a billboard, it's they face the front. They obviously they
show their faces and they laugh.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
And they're doing the side.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Laugh and haha, and it's all white noise, and you
just drive past it and go whatever. That's every radio
You know what they look like, though, Sure, but what
if your pastor billboard and the two people on it
were facing the wrong way. You're gonna ask questions, You're
gonna be curious. And that's what we're doing. That's the
billboard you can still see this weekend. It's all over
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the country. It's getting people talking.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Who are they? What do they look like? All that's happening.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
But if you don't believe me, we've had some people
that have been going out on the street.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I think this is good. We did a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I haven't tinkered with this at all. I'm sure it's
going to be overwhelmingly positive. Okay, here's what some people
on the street have said about our billboards where we
face the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
What do you think of the billboard?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Well, taking a first look at it, I don't get it.
People's back to me, go bet, I don't know what
that is. It's so many words and so many messages,
it's not clear what sort.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Of emotions does it trigger from you. I guess that's
what's confusing about having backs to people is then emotions
are harder to come by. I don't know why they're
standing away from me. I'd like to see their faces. Yeah,
that's the main thing that stands out.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
What do you think of the bill think?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
So? Do you think this would go down as one
of the best muck and campaigns you've ever seen? No? Wow,
how was that all of them? I was told there
was some positive Dorothy at the end. They really set
her up. Yeah, yeah, you do ask those questions?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
We did.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
No, that's not your voice, so you didn't we we
we worked together.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
We all came up.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah. But like you guys weren't out there with the microphones.
That was the question. Microphone, that's the question.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
So who are those people that they've asked?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
People walking by our listeners?
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Is that right on the freeway? Under the billboards were
on different locations around the.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Country wherever it man run some bus shelters as well.
We're bloody everet and people.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
What well, it sounds like it's generally hated.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I didn't hear hate. I heard a lot of confusion.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
And if you ask anyone in marketing, what's the number
one thing you want to do to prospective clients and buyers?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Confused? Confused, confused,