October 24, 2025 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast one, we pitch a lot
of great ideas and that's like that, that's.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Not arrogant, that's and that's not false.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We just we just probably do.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But the thing is, there's only so much room in
the radio show.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The producers have a very tough job where they're choosing
between all these brilliant, brilliant creative ideas that we pitch
and only something to make the show. But then we
get to the end of the week and we've just
got these stacks and stacks of great ideas that haven't
seen the.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Light of day.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Bring them in so we get one on a dolly. Yeah, yeah,
big dolly. But so we get a chance to repitch
one of those ideas and put it on the airwaves
because we think it deserves it. Do you want to
pitch your one which you thinks deserves to me? Time
to drop me to fire things?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I think he went first last week, so this week,
so I want to a little bit later in the
show as well, Woards.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
But it's easily be got double dip.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Well mate, at the end of the day, whatever I
wanted part of the microphone for five minutes if we
wanted to, yeah, that would be fine, that would be
good thing they can do. So the story that's obviously
captured the world has been this juwel heist in the Loof.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's still got me. Well, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't condone stealing, but it's just awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's great for lots of reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm sure you guys have heard about it, so I'm
not going to bore you with the details. But some
people broke into the Loof stole some stuff. They're still
on the run, still haven't found.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Them, right, great.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So we were talking about this the other day and
I just thought, and we started discussing how you'd you know,
how you get away on the run successfully?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, you thought tromper. I was like, ridiculous you you
said you pretend to be the traffic chopper. That's outrageous.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I get in the traffic chopper. Anyway. Look, okay, let's
not start pointing fingures. Sorry. Sorry, I think this is
the discussion because I think everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Has an idea in their head for some reason, about
what they would do to avoid police if they were
on the run. We've all got that, like I do this,
and then I do this, and then I do this.
So my question today would be, what's the first three
things you would do if you were on the rung
to escape?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, yeah, great, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Obviously I love that, but I'm going to pick something
else just to just to you know, have the chat.
My one, which the producers just continue to reject over
and over and over, is so you know when you
lose one sock. I know you don't do the washing
at your house, but you know when sometimes well, it's
just it's just hard to get your perspective here because
I'm not sure if you've experienced it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's not like I haven't done a wash. I wouldn't
trust you with a wash. Must be it's just like
i've washed a cloth a cloth before.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, maybe you can engage you just so you know,
you're making me sound like some sort of shake or something.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Because where's a new robe every day and never actually
puts it? That's just not fair, Like Biber, new pair
of jocks every day? It does not fair. Is a
new payer dugs every day? That's you think, new pair
of Why do you know that, analyst? You're not vigorously
You're in on the Justin Bieber joke game.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Mat Yeah, he's not into you living like a shake,
and we all know that you do it like a shake. Yeah,
getting clicks, I know what that means. But I think
they're agreeing with shaken up. Yeah, okay, anyway, here's my idea.
Sometimes you lose a sock. Who Sometimes when you're do
in the wash, you're saying generally people lose socks.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I done that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I hate losing my socks in the wash. Okay, no,
not socks, though. You lose one sock and then you've
got it. You've got a buddy who's by himself. Right,
My question is how long do you hang onto the buddy?
I hope that the other sock reappears because I'm currently
sitting he's for five months. He's just hanging on top
of the washing machine, just waiting for his buddy, and
I'm just trying to decide to get rid of him.
(03:40):
Yet what do I hang on to?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I love that let's say that woods And that's fine
right well, particularly because you know there's a bit of
a you know, if you're thinking about throwing the sock out.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm right there, you know what I mean, Like
it feels.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Like we should before we give this guy's final rights. Yeah, okay,
I should probably come up with a timeline. Okay, here's
the question. Maybe you're still sitting on the Maybe you're
in Woods's position, maybe sitting on a rogue.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Maybe we can a rogue sock, Maybe we can put
them together.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well no, because then they wouldn't be a pair. Otherwise
would have done that with another rogue. So true, makes
any sense?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
True? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Thirteen one oh six five is the number when you
lose one sock. You've only got one sock. They're looking
for his buddy. How long do you hang on to
that sock for before just deciding.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'm going to have to throw you out as well? Yeah,
what's the timeline there? I just chuck him back in
the wash? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wait, I let him hang pin him up there like
a wanted looking there waiting for his mate.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
When am I going to get my mate?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The dean I've been hanging on for five months? What
are your thoughts?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Ah, You've got to put it in a cupboard, all
the odd socks, and if you don't find the pair
for it, I guarantee it'll come back to you as
a top of weir lid.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Nice they get reincarnated.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
It does they do?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Because to god, you've always.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Got so many.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I love that very good. Go to socky hell and
they come back. Is that's what?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's what it how sends up being, isn't it. It's
just like tapaware lids and just that is life. Thanks Nadine,
that gave me a giggle. Katrina here on thirteen one
sixty five. Katrina, what are your thoughts? How long do
you hang on to a single sock you've lost their buddy.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I'm sorry, guys, I'm really embarrassed, but I've got five
laundry baskets full of odds socks.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I do not throw them out way five.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Five laundry baskets. I'm happy to take a fighter for
it's quite embarrassing, but I do not. I do not
throw them out in case they turn up.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
How often?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
How often do you get a return where you're like, oh,
I found his buddy?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
How often is like is that the missing person's report
being answered and you're able to dip into the five
baskets there and match a mate.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
When we've got time, we play a game, so we
get the five baskets out. Everybody has a turn on
trying to find pairs. The one who finds the most
peers wins.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh that's that's a great game. Okay, so there are
success stories there.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
When you say a game, I assume we're talking about
children in the year that you're hoodwinking, Katrina.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
No adults.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
How many adults? Who's how many people's socks are you washing? Katrina?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Well with myself, my husband, and my two old my
two daughters.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Okay, and you put five washing baskets over how long?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Like, is this your collection over twenty years?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I don't throw them out, so they're just hanging around
and like they're special socks.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, way to stick by Hi, Katrina, I like it?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Why sorry, this is emotional madness to me.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
When you throw out someone and where he's lost their
buddy guarantee you a month later his mate rocks up
because you just never know when they're going to appear.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You wouldn't have five washing but where's the room?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, shoves lives in a mansion. Katrina can't afford new
socks though. Now this is a bit of a stitch up.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm not sure whose side my wife is going to
be taking here or why he's calling.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, you're so pregnant. What are you doing calling
the radio show?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Well, I have to pick up our daughter from daycare,
so I'm in the car, yea, And I heard this,
and then I thought, I feel like this is like
a good time to just like be truthful and honest
with you because I'm not actually in person with you,
so and you're on like we're on national radios, so
it's not like you can like yell or anything. Not
that he yelled me. I just put that out there.
(07:25):
But I'm actually banned from doing the washing because like
I had a habit of like losing socks and everything consistently.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Consistently, you would, you would lose a sock every cycle a.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Lot of the Sorry I called up the show anyway,
there you know, a couple of months ago, I was
I'm allowed to pare the socks if they're laid out
for me on the table.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I don't know how, but somehow in the process of
doing this, I like just one sock was missing. So
I've actually got a sock in my draw hidden in
my unie drawer. So would he behind it so I
might actually have your sock?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
You're giddy.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I love that works out for us. You can't be
you can't be disappointed in me.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
We compare them tonight. What a beautiful reunion of the socks.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And then maybe I'll give birth after the baby'll be like, oh,
this is result.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's what the baby's been waiting for, the sock reunion.
That's what the baby's doing. Oh thanks for thanks for sharing.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I feel like such a like weights off my chest
now to be honest, like, that's the biggest secret I've
had from you.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I reckon how long have.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You been hiding because because because Min was like no, no,
I can do it.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
She was trying to prove to me you can do it.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So you losing socks because she was she's remarkable at
losing socks.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
How long have you had that sock hidden in the jockstraw?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Maybe like six months?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You were like near me. When I'm getting undies out,
I like quickly panic and like cover it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
A little white hiding it from wood.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He deliberately you're making a point because then because if
I see the individual sock, I'll know that she's lost
another song, Like.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh, here we go, She's lost another sock. And it's
like no, no, no, no, I'm a strong independent woman.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Anyway, glad, if I'm going to go pick up your door.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Is the other child coming anytime soon?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
M oh, it would be great if it did, will
thanks for asking.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, a few people in the team complaining that they
wanted a long weekend this weekend, so they're hoping the
baby comes soon.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Okay, well I'll have words in it and I'll get
that sort of a sap. Thanks, guys, I'll.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
See you tonight. Mmm. It is the open line.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Just tell us what's going on for the weekend if
you want to say gooday, taking all your calls right now,
we're pointing out here that like ordinarily, if you get
onto the radio show, you're going to go through the producers.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, the firewall. They test you, They test you. They
make sure that you're you're worthy, Is your story good enough?
Get to your punchline? Quicker?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They filter, they filter. It's a duldraated content. This you
go straight through. You don't even need they'll say today
and then they'll just go, oh, I've got to put
you on.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
They hate it. Get straight on. You can say whatever
you want.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Just my only pet Peeve is just don't say don't
ask us how we are. So let's just let's just
like we're good. We're so good. Okay, we've got Melissa here. Melissa,
what are you calling about?
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I am calling because I'm gonna be your child's.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
God Oh well, Melissa, I've caught in.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Melissa.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
First of all, well, first of all, like, that's that's great,
That's that's awesome that you are potentially going to be
my unborn child's godmother. You are currently in the lead
with your guest of twelve thirty tomorrow, I believe. But Melissa,
I do have an issue. You know, as my godmother,
as my sorry, my child's godmother, I expect you to
just be like readily available for when we need you.
We tried to call you thirty five minutes ago and
(10:59):
you went picking your phone.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What the bloody hell is going on?
Speaker 9 (11:01):
I know, well, I was actually doing clients. I'm a
hair justice, so I was busy making people look beautiful
for this weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I Melissa, I would expect that, as my child's godmother,
that you would sacrifice a haircut to engage with whatever
request and demand I've got.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Oh definitely, I'll keep my phone on me tomorrow on
a busy day.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
And just on that, on that topic of haircuts, would
you just do that for me for free?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
You can relax.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Haircuts. We're a kid or you're dolf.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Wasn't sure cuts? Willing to make sure? Yeah? Okay? So
free haircuts from Eliss? Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
So Melissa, you've got till sometime on I'm going to
say Monday.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's your window for the baby to come and then
you'll still be the unborn child's godmother. I'm marry Melissa.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
I'm down in all right, so.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nowhere near would he That's so if we were on
a road trip or something, though, Meliss, that's obviously you've
got a room for us there.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
So it did awesome?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Wow, great god mother?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Go do you hear me? Melissa? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Calling in Riley on thirty one sixty five. Welcome to
the open line.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Riley, what do you want to say?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Guys?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
I just wanted to say I really love all the
stuff that you do and I listened to the podcast
and everything almost weekly and just love it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Riley. That's a lovely thing to say, mate.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Yeah, no, it just gets me through the week. It's
really awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Thanks, Riley. What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Riley, I'm a furniture maker.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh wow, we.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Did have a quick question for you. Yeah, I've got
a date on Sunday and I was just wondering if
you guys have got any advice.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Okay, brilliant, brilliant, brilliantly I love it. Where are you
having the date? What time of day is the date?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
And where are you're going?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Probably a sun the afternoon. I'm probably around in the
city around Crown Area, maybe bowling on mini golf.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You know what I've always thought, I think creating a fun,
spontaneous moment is great. And while whilst I don't condone gambling,
actually I probably can't continue this idea. Don't worry about
it really, just just just be yourself, mate, just yourself.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I just put it all on like, yeah, wow, it's great.
It's just I don't condone that though. Don't do that, Riley.
But it's just a beautiful spontaneous moment. Hello. How long
have you known each other for? Riley?
Speaker 9 (13:30):
First date? So I haven't met yet.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Where did you where? Where did you meet her? Online?
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Yeah? Online?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Okay? What's her name?
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Hannah?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Right, all right.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I mean I'm just going to take a wild guess
here and say that I don't know if Minni, let
me just check with some women minigol first date, it'd
be no from me?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
Wow you right?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Okay? So no, okay, all right, I mean and analyse
what about you? Hi, you're doing anything? No, I wouldn't
be mad. Yeah, I just take a girl.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Like I think i'd like drinks or something.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, okay, I think you can drink in golf these days.
Isn't that? Isn't that the bit?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Holy Moly's whole bit is that you know where where
you're having a party whilst also having.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
A partner there you go putting a party, putting a party.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, but I reckon I'd start with a drink though Riley,
get to know her a little bit and then.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Just go like, hey, let's do some holes. Let's sorry
your Riley. What about a walk date or just like
a bit of dinner or something.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Yeah, I'm open to ideas. I'm having to think and
trying to work it out.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Do you like it? Like you like? What's what's the
chat been like so far?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
The chat's been pretty good, flowing like gay are we
talking gags or we're just pretty formal so far.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Pretty formal, probably more so just what you up to?
What are you doing? Sort of stuff like.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That, Riley, hire a boat, hire a boat, not like.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
An apprentice, put it all on black.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And if you win by a.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Boat that sounds like a plan.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Those little boats. Yeah, you can get a little boat
for the river, that's true.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And then you you get some drinks on ice and
then you get this nice moment to have.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
A chat on the river.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Still expensive though, but anyway, really I think so I've
never done it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I think that is a love maybe, but it's a
first date.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
What's the first thing you're going to say to Sorry,
if I'm living vicariously here first day, what are you
going to say?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Like? Have you gonna you're ning line or anything like that?
Speaker 10 (15:37):
No?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Not Also the top of my head, I sort of
play it by year a bit.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, I think you don't plan too much. I reckon, Yeah,
play it by you okay, But do you know what
you're gonna wear? Oh?
Speaker 9 (15:49):
God, probably just some chinos and like a shirt and undershirt.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's good. Good. What's shoes? What's shoes you wear? Rally?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (16:00):
I got probably some converse looking things.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, man, converse looking things or like they came out
converse or just converse.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Probably converse. I don't know what I've got.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Good good the weather if you checked the weather, Raley,
that's big.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
No that, that's the point. I shouldn't get onto that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Ye, get onto that, Get onto that, get onto that,
and maybe just think it's something cute you can do
together that's not too over the top.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
So no gambling and no boat yep.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I think minigolf sounds fun, but you know, avoid talking
about holes. I reckon and maybe maybe you could, like
if you're good with your hands and you can make stuff,
I don't know if there's something in that.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Later, Yeah, that's later. Don't make her like, don't make
you don't want to make her chest of drawers or anything.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, wild though, although he said, yeah, I agree, Like
he's good with his hands, Like, surely.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's some draws.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
May get some draws going, right, get some DAWs going.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Say let's have a picnic, and then you go to
the park and it's like, wow, look at this awesome
wooden table that's here.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He can been built yeah, yeah, right, But.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Then there's a lot of effort, like putting a table
in a park. It's like, how did you get it here?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hang on? Have you been preparing for our first date
for six hours? Romantic red flag?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
You get to work then?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah? No, no, no, that.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Don't make the table right, don't die. We're just talking
about the baby sweep. Everyone's trying to guess when your
baby is actually going to arrive. Do this with lesseners.
The producers, everyone's been involved. Melissa is currently in the lead.
She gets Saturday the twenty fifth at twelve thirty pm.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
And the prize if.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You're just joining us for the baby sweep here is
that you get to be Woodies unborn child's godparent. We've
just tried to reach out to you godmother, your child's godmother.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Melissa not answering what.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
A shock in emergency contact and God.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Actually put it down as your as an emergency condate.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Someone reach out to Melissa and just say if you're
going to be the godmother, goddamn fun.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Bad start from Meliss. We'll look, we'll try and get
onto her. Yeah, someone reached out to do it right now,
can you hear?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
I'm going to the soft drink.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
No d no, alright.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Our first player today is Anna, Anna, you want to
hear some cans being opened?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
All right, let's crack straight in and here we go.
Can one.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Okay, so now I have to tell you if it's
a soft drink? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
That is the game? We're going to the game?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
An Nay, yes, I reckon that one's.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Not not a soft drink.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
No, it was.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Oh god, I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Glad you've got your hit around the rules of the game.
That's that's that's a weird All right, let's go to Louisa. Here, Louisa,
you're across the rules of the game.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes, okay, great, can one?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Here we go, Louisa. What was that? It was a can?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. What is going on today? Confirmed?
They're all they're all can go.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You can't take can beer or soft drink. But you work, correct, Luis.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Well it feels like this will be your last can.
But let's do it, Louisa.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Nice, Sorry Cominglise. I'll be honest. Is this you're just guessing?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, I don't believe you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Go you can't throt.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I think, Luisa.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right, all right, you got three cans in a row. Louisa,
tell us a bit about yourself. What do you What
do you do with yourself? Louisa.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Oh, so I'm in sales, but I remember doing You know,
when I used to work for my parents' restaurant. We
used to always like open the cans and open when
I was ten years old.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's like riding a bike, Luaisa. Let's go to can four.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Baa, that's four.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's four cans, Louisa. So sorry, you're oh you.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Got an open?
Speaker 8 (20:49):
How many do we got?
Speaker 10 (20:49):
Opon?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
So the record is fifteen Louisa, which means if you
get sixteen, you get the record and you get ten.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Grand oh kid out, what a deal.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, Okay, here we go. You can choose to stop
at any stage.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
No, no, I need I need to keep going.
Speaker 11 (21:09):
Okay, Okay, let's go to let's go to can five. Yeah,
let's go to a song. Oh, let's go to a
(21:32):
song that was Can five. You've guessed beer.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I love you, Louisa. You're a very unassuming player. We're
after You're on the way home.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Love me a bit more. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm on
the start of the road now. So I was going home.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, that's why I wasn't checking if you're own hands,
frame mate, that wasn't a test. Let's just say what
are you up to? You're on the way home? Yeah,
are you going home to no one?
Speaker 8 (21:59):
I was Actually we saw a little dog today and
I'm thinking I'm getting a dog.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, let's focus on cans first.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Let's focus on can's first. You've gett beer on can five.
You've got it right, Louisa. You've got five cans.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
In her row.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
My friends, Oh, very good. You gotta get some.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You're gonna get some self esteem, Louisa. But the confidence, Louisa,
can you make me this.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
For everyone joining us?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
A quick reminder that the leader if you get the
record here, it is fifteen cans to get the record, Louisa,
and that will give you, if you get sixteen cans,
a brand new leader and ten thousand dollars. I suppose
a less surprise for that. Though she's moved to five
cans woods. She actually gets herself on the can you
hear at leaderboard and joins Joe Jonas if she gets
(22:46):
this next one?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, do you know Joe Jonas? Louisa?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, he got six cans in a row, and
at the time he did it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That was the record.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So if you get this right, you tie with Joe Jonas.
Oh okay, okay, you ready to go, Luisa?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Here Zona, Yeah, Helloaisa.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
She's got six so she with Joe Jonahs on six cans.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Moving through the gears.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Seven cans is going to put you in touch you
know the man Take that, Louisa.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah. Gary Barlow, the lead singer from Take That, he
got seven.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
So you get this. You're on seven with Gary. Let's
go here we go, go.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Sita.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Sorry, Louisa.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I knew it was going to be soft.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Louisa. You could really hear something as well. Wow, you
were on one. I was. I was feeling that run, I.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Was feeling itis. You don't go home, INDI Animate. We'll
give you two hundred Archie Brothers, Hidings Hotel enjoy Mate. Yeah,
thank you, going have a great time. It's so nice
to meet you, Louisa.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Thanks, thank you, thanks for coming on.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
The show, mate.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Breath of fresh sweeter love, Louisa.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I new Louisa Steff sounds like she's single at the moment. Guys,
what are you doing there?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You go someone get around Louisa, please, Steph. I hope
You've got a similar energy to Louisa.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
How are you, Steve?
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Yeah, great, guys, how are you going good?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You send up in about as well, Steph.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I love it. Let's crack some cans for you. Here
we go, let's go. What's what's your goalie, Steph? What
are your aspirations?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
You know what the goal is sixteen, But if I
get to fifteen, I'm happy to sit at that level.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
With the good old Renee Yeah, Renee strong.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it. Friday afternoon Strong.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
It starts with one stepp one can at the time,
here it is.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
That was definitely a ber.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
So Steph played a bit before and knows what she's doing. Right,
Let's go can two woods.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I love she put a bit of heat on, put
a bit of heat on.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Definitely soda.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Oh whoa wow, so much confidence, great player.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Nothing would have made me feel better than to be
ten thousand dollars poor this afternoon, Steph. I really stripped
that ten thousand dollars from get that record, Steph.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Let's get can three.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Let's get here we go.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
That was a beer for sure, Sorry, Steff.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
That was a soft can. I just it was it
was a bun softy.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
It must be said, must be said, and that's the game.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's why we don't do.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Sound effects in here. At the end of the day,
like it is as each end it's cracked, this human error,
this human era. We do sound effects all the time.
What are you talking about sound effects? What do you
mean we don't do sound effects. We can here.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
We crack a real can every single time.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
So there's like, don't just play sound effects. Someone suggested
that once today we fired them. Do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sorry, great works.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
So nice to meet yourself. What's on for the weekends?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Probably just spending time with the family, with the little one,
having you know, some family time. It's you know, it's
always good.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
It's not always good, but yeah, Woodrow, we've been talking
a lot about this jewelry theft in Paris.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I love it. I don't like the heist of the love.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's just it's it's just cool the way they did it.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
But they're still in the run. It's awesome some reason.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I actually do see you as quite a great a
good barometer for whether or not something is actually impressive
or unimpressive.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh really, I'm easily impressed.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, but I don't think you can be quite dismissive
of things if you know they're just not quite there,
you know what I mean? Like you can I think
I think you are easily impressed, but you can also
be quite a.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Quite a harsh joke. Okay, So what I wanted to do?
Because you're impressed by the louver Heist, don't you. I
think it's so impressive. Yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's like the film Gone in sixty Seconds with Nicholas Cage,
which is obviously impressive. Yeah, the way they just rocked
up in the high Vis, I think it's the way
they did it just so brashly in daylight.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I think it's brilliant. Okay, cool, Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So what I want to ask you now, I've got
a series of like feats like the humans have done,
and I just want you to tell me whether you
think it's impressive or not that impressive? Great as in
like not as impressive as people make it out to be. Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
The first one here, the cloning of Dolly the Sheep.
I'm not big on the cloning thing. I just don't
see the point, but not about what the point is.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's no okay, My thing is that these guys, these labs,
guys and gals, they spent hours, years, probably in a laboratory,
putting all this time and effort in, and then it's like, hey, guys,
we did it. Look that rabbit's the same as that one.
And then I'm like, what, who cares? It's not, it's
(28:45):
not because then all of a sudden, we're going to
be in a situation like the film of the Island,
where we have cl rich people make clones of themselves
and then use them for their organs.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, and I don't like to live in that world.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
No, that's fine, But we're not talking about whether it's
you know, we're not talking about the purpose.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
We're not talking about at the.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
End of the day, they had to break down the
DNA obviously, and then mimic that and then breed a
brand new sheep in a lab.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Unfortunately, if I'm to be impressed, I take into account
motive and where we are now, do you know what
I mean? Like, as a society, it's got great, We've
got two identical sheep.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Didn't think that was going to be well.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay, if any of those zignis listening, I'm not saying
it's obviously good, like you're very good at what you do.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Have a waste of time. Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
The moon landing, Ah yeah, no, that's unbelievable. Yeah, great,
that's extraordinarill. On the Patriot, that's extraord because that was
pretty well in nineteen sixty nine as well.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
My hell did they do that? It's they're in a
tin can. It's unbelievable. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
My favorite part though about that entire because that was
obviously a big space race, so US take on Russia.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Who's going to get to the moon first? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
My favorite part about the space race, if I can
quickly tell this small anecdote, is that the US SUS
spent thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on an
anti gravity pen So it was like, we've got this
pen that will work with no gravity because obviously if
there's no gravity the Yeah, and they told the Russians
this in a press conference, and the Russian head of whatever,
head of the space team was like, oh, yeah, cool,
(30:02):
we've got one too, and he took out a pencil.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Best thing ever, Russia. That is awesome. I love that.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Well done, Russia, that's great. Okay, cool, all right, here
we go. The building of the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Every time I see a bridge, because because how do
they because it's underwater with bridges, because it's underwater. So
what you've got to spend your whole you're nine till
five underwater constructing. Yeah, it blows my mind as to
how you can put something somewhere with water around you.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So just get me started on how they get cables underwater.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yes, you once told me the Internet in under the ocean.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
In the oh the air. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Nah, you're more impressed by a cable on the seat
on the bottom of the sea.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
How did they get it down there?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Then the identical cloning of an organic organism?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Way more impressed. Wow, I could put a cable on
the bottom of the sea. No you couldn't, But like,
where would you? I'd just stay down there and wait
around it.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I just don't. But I've done. But I'll take the
tinney out I put. How would you start by cloning
a sheep?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't care because I don't. It doesn't bring anything
good to the world. You just got two sheep that
look the same. I don't care all sheep look the same.
It doesn't matter. We're in the same place we were
before you started this stupid experiment. I'm sorry to get
emotional about it, but it angers me because they're smart people.
Put it towards something useful.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Build a bridge, Build a bridge, Build a bridge. Why
do you try and climb that bridge?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Mate, We'll have another golden gate bridge, not a sheep.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Get anything done with the task? Yeah, that's right. Words
to ask me anything week.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
So basically, we are putting a strange number of things
on air tasker to see if those jobs can be
done by the taskers on there. Incredibly diverse, multi talented people,
and I'm really putting out to the test. I mean,
we've had a professional laugher come in here so far.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Made me feel good. I was pumped up after sheet.
I just felt funny and I wasn't even making jokes.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
It was awful that it was really bad. It's like
a really bad episode of that old TV where I
became laughter.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
So yeah. No, So we put a lot of bunch
of stuff up there. One of the things I.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Have put up there is worth stating is I put
a task up there which I just.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Said on the ad? What do we say on the ad?
What did I say?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Colleague?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
What did I say? Again?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Feeling for a colleague?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Feel in for a colleague? Obviously? Can you fill in
for a colleague? Beautifully vague? Beautifully vague?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
And obviously these guys getting a thousand dollars age? Yeah, sure,
so naturally a few people applied. I would have applied. Yeah, yeah, no,
we know. That's why we kept it from here. So
that's been online for a while. Loads of people have applied.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Hang on, are you saying the woman who came in
here and laughed at me for five minutes, I paid
a thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
You are kidding now?
Speaker 12 (33:08):
I wonder she was laughing all the way to the bank.
So it's awesome. It's a sponsored bit. It's amazing. So
I know, right, we've got to So I've put up
there fill in for a colleague. Yes, What people don't
know is that that colleague will be.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You feeling for me? Yes, this is great? So why
does leave? You can see ground? I mean, you can
sit here if you like. I'd rather go home. You
can go home. Unbelievable, you can go home if you're great.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, I just wanted to see who that then they
don't know, they don't know they're going to be It.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Will be missing out on the look on the person's
face when the rock up and they're like, oh, I'm
hure to feeling and they go, oh great, you're feeling
in for I watched it on Instagram one of the
microphones on here.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I watch it on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
You can watch it wherever you're like. Everybody in their
cars right now they will be listening to it. So
stay tuned. We're going to go to a song.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I think we're meeting this woman right up there.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
And she does.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
She doesn't know she's going to be thrust live on
air Idea. It's tapped me up next and with them Weddy.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Alrighty, So we just put an array of ads on
air Tasker this week, thousand dollars a pop, just to
see how much we could push the diversity of the
multi talented taskers that sit on their woods.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
We've had hammocks built, yep.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
We've had a professional laugher in yep. Right now, though
this is my favorite of the bunch of them. We
put up very obscure ad. Hey, could you come in
and fill in for a colleague.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Hannah responded to that. Hannah responded to that, she's in
she's here, She's in.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Here, and hand I wanted you just jump in here,
come into the shdio, Hannah, and let us tell you
what jobs you've got to do around the office. Be
easier if you sit here and we're going to tell
you the jobs that you've got to do around these
are ready?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Of course? Are you so ready?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
What jobs around the office do you think you'd be
good at?
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Getting coffee? Doing photocopying? I feel like Robertson Nero in
the intern.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Ready? Okay, right, okay, perfect? Nice?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, Well, Hannah, it was a pretty vague feeling for
a colleague. Yeah, but I can tell you now the
colleague that you're going to actually be feeling in for
is Woody.
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Oh wow, okay, amazing a lot of pressure you generally
carry this show, so big excuse to feel so Yeah,
you will be doing the show with Will. Amazing, I'm
so ready.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
What kind of stuff would you want to talk about
with Will on the show?
Speaker 8 (35:34):
Anything?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah? What any ideas we're going to.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Celebrity gossip?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah? Anything? What's going on in your life at the moment?
Maybe we can start there. My life.
Speaker 10 (35:49):
I need a holiday, that's okay, very much need of
a holiday, but yeah, I love to research holiday destinations. Yeah,
big op shopper.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Okay, what do you find the shop thirty one six five?
Speaker 10 (36:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's not a boud idea about what I have.
Some horrendous dating story.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
So yeah, I'm more than happy to share.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, yeah, I reckon horrible dating story sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Horrible dating.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I feel comfortable, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, okay, drop my seat,
yeah sure nice, get in.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Their hand, all right, I mean we can open the
phone lines here, say, wants to join in? I suppose
if you've got a horrible dating story on thirday one
O six five, this is Will and.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Hannah driving your home. Yeah, look out, how are you feeling?
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Yeah a little bit nervous, but I'm okay. First time
behind the radio, so.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well, generally what we try and do before we go
to a song is we try and like hook the audience,
like ant like give the audience a sense of anticipation
about what we're going to talk about up next. So
we're talking your horrible dating stories, Hannah? Yes, is there
is there one word that would describe a dating story
that comes to mind. Okay, okay, great, all right, well
(37:12):
yeah right, let's let's let's lead with that. Okay, so
right at me, Hannah off air tasker has picked up.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
An ad feeling for a colleague. That colleague was woody.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
Yes, I had no idea, this was.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
You're good, you got this.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Go to a song and on the other side, we're
talking about your horrible dating stories.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yes, great? Do I tell you to two million people
or not?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Why not? The biggest stitch up?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Ever, how are you going?
Speaker 10 (37:45):
Yeah, not too bad. My heart is racing, but I'm
good to go.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Yes, So we decided just before the song, we were
talking about what we were going to talk about, and
you know, just sort of minding you for content, and
you were like, I've got some great dating stories that
you that you'd like to tip into.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, all right, great, So what have you got for me?
Speaker 10 (38:05):
The last dad I went on he was a bit
of an older guy, maybe fifty five, looked like Steve Martin,
and yeah, he wanted someone that he could take to
lunar Park.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
So is it like a purely just like paternalistic relationship
or is it also like, romantic as well?
Speaker 10 (38:20):
Romantic as well?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
So he takes you to Luna Park. How did you
get out of that situation?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
But no? Thanks? But yeah, okay, good love?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
A kinder surprise?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Can I ask if you got more? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:36):
Another date I went out for dinner with and I
had cash and he was like, are you owe me
fifty five dollars and thirty cents? And I was like,
what gave him fifty bucks or fifty five dollars? He's like,
he's still own me the thirty five ship shut?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yes, love is dead.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
He wanted the shrapnel, Yes, the shrapnel and cash. Yes.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
How did did you get it to him?
Speaker 10 (39:01):
I was like, no, this is a big note for me.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Wow, she never got the money to me. Seriously, I'm
still waiting.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
For I thought you were saving your thirty five cents
for you kinder surprise exactly.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Wow, don't you wish your single? I can't believe this.
How long have you been single?
Speaker 5 (39:20):
For?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
About a year now?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Okay, and so these happened in the last year. What's
your process? Like, how are you picking these?
Speaker 10 (39:27):
I don't like all the small talk on the apps,
so I'm pretty straightforward.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yes, I'll go out for dinner with you or whatever.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Okay, so you just accept yeah, oh kind of. Yeah,
so you filter through.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
You see what they look like, if they're kind of
like Steve Martin looking yeah yeah, okay great, And then
what circumstance do you not date people?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
What's a red flag for you?
Speaker 10 (39:48):
I guess if the chat is really bad, like really boring?
You know what everyone's like on the dating apps. How
is your weekend?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yes, okay, so there's no red flags for you, not
really so much need to look out for them.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Hannah, your buddy nailed at random a porse for Hannah
in the studio. She's absolutely been there Woods, what do
you reckon? I mean, what a show.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Loved it, absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I want to hear more, you know what, Hannah, come
back Monday.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I'm going to have a long weekend. Yes, thanks so
much for coming in. And how's that for an air
tasker job? Well wait, well wait, you get anything.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Done with air tasky guys, thanks so much for all
the air taskers that came in this week, showing us
just how multi talented air taskers can be.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
You're not going to get that anywhere else,
The Will and Woody podcast one, we pitch a lot
of great ideas and that's like that, that's.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Not arrogant, that's and that's not false.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We just we just probably do.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But the thing is, there's only so much room in
the radio show.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The producers have a very tough job where they're choosing
between all these brilliant, brilliant creative ideas that we pitch
and only something to make the show. But then we
get to the end of the week and we've just
got these stacks and stacks of great ideas that haven't
seen the.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Light of day.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Bring them in so we get one on a dolly. Yeah, yeah,
big dolly. But so we get a chance to repitch
one of those ideas and put it on the airwaves
because we think it deserves it. Do you want to
pitch your one which you thinks deserves to me? Time
to drop me to fire things?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I think he went first last week, so this week,
so I want to a little bit later in the
show as well, Woards.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
But it's easily be got double dip.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Well mate, at the end of the day, whatever I
wanted part of the microphone for five minutes if we
wanted to, yeah, that would be fine, that would be
good thing they can do. So the story that's obviously
captured the world has been this juwel heist in the Loof.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's still got me. Well, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't condone stealing, but it's just awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's great for lots of reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm sure you guys have heard about it, so I'm
not going to bore you with the details. But some
people broke into the Loof stole some stuff. They're still
on the run, still haven't found.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Them, right, great.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So we were talking about this the other day and
I just thought, and we started discussing how you'd you know,
how you get away on the run successfully?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, you thought tromper. I was like, ridiculous you you
said you pretend to be the traffic chopper. That's outrageous.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I get in the traffic chopper. Anyway. Look, okay, let's
not start pointing fingures. Sorry. Sorry, I think this is
the discussion because I think everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Has an idea in their head for some reason, about
what they would do to avoid police if they were
on the run. We've all got that, like I do this,
and then I do this, and then I do this.
So my question today would be, what's the first three
things you would do if you were on the rung
to escape?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, yeah, great, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Obviously I love that, but I'm going to pick something
else just to just to you know, have the chat.
My one, which the producers just continue to reject over
and over and over, is so you know when you
lose one sock. I know you don't do the washing
at your house, but you know when sometimes well, it's
just it's just hard to get your perspective here because
I'm not sure if you've experienced it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's not like I haven't done a wash. I wouldn't
trust you with a wash. Must be it's just like
i've washed a cloth a cloth before.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, maybe you can engage you just so you know,
you're making me sound like some sort of shake or something.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Because where's a new robe every day and never actually
puts it? That's just not fair, Like Biber, new pair
of jocks every day? It does not fair. Is a
new payer dugs every day? That's you think, new pair
of Why do you know that, analyst? You're not vigorously
You're in on the Justin Bieber joke game.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Mat Yeah, he's not into you living like a shake,
and we all know that you do it like a shake. Yeah,
getting clicks, I know what that means. But I think
they're agreeing with shaken up. Yeah, okay, anyway, here's my idea.
Sometimes you lose a sock. Who Sometimes when you're do
in the wash, you're saying generally people lose socks.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I done that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I hate losing my socks in the wash. Okay, no,
not socks, though. You lose one sock and then you've
got it. You've got a buddy who's by himself. Right,
My question is how long do you hang onto the buddy?
I hope that the other sock reappears because I'm currently
sitting he's for five months. He's just hanging on top
of the washing machine, just waiting for his buddy, and
I'm just trying to decide to get rid of him.
(03:40):
Yet what do I hang on to?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I love that let's say that woods And that's fine
right well, particularly because you know there's a bit of
a you know, if you're thinking about throwing the sock out.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm right there, you know what I mean, Like
it feels.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Like we should before we give this guy's final rights. Yeah, okay,
I should probably come up with a timeline. Okay, here's
the question. Maybe you're still sitting on the Maybe you're
in Woods's position, maybe sitting on a rogue.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Maybe we can a rogue sock, Maybe we can put
them together.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well no, because then they wouldn't be a pair. Otherwise
would have done that with another rogue. So true, makes
any sense?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
True? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Thirteen one oh six five is the number when you
lose one sock. You've only got one sock. They're looking
for his buddy. How long do you hang on to
that sock for before just deciding.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'm going to have to throw you out as well? Yeah,
what's the timeline there? I just chuck him back in
the wash? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wait, I let him hang pin him up there like
a wanted looking there waiting for his mate.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
When am I going to get my mate?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The dean I've been hanging on for five months? What
are your thoughts?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Ah, You've got to put it in a cupboard, all
the odd socks, and if you don't find the pair
for it, I guarantee it'll come back to you as
a top of weir lid.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Nice they get reincarnated.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
It does they do?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Because to god, you've always.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Got so many.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I love that very good. Go to socky hell and
they come back. Is that's what?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's what it how sends up being, isn't it. It's
just like tapaware lids and just that is life. Thanks Nadine,
that gave me a giggle. Katrina here on thirteen one
sixty five. Katrina, what are your thoughts? How long do
you hang on to a single sock you've lost their buddy.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I'm sorry, guys, I'm really embarrassed, but I've got five
laundry baskets full of odds socks.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I do not throw them out way five.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Five laundry baskets. I'm happy to take a fighter for
it's quite embarrassing, but I do not. I do not
throw them out in case they turn up.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
How often?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
How often do you get a return where you're like, oh,
I found his buddy?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
How often is like is that the missing person's report
being answered and you're able to dip into the five
baskets there and match a mate.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
When we've got time, we play a game, so we
get the five baskets out. Everybody has a turn on
trying to find pairs. The one who finds the most
peers wins.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh that's that's a great game. Okay, so there are
success stories there.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
When you say a game, I assume we're talking about
children in the year that you're hoodwinking, Katrina.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
No adults.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
How many adults? Who's how many people's socks are you washing? Katrina?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Well with myself, my husband, and my two old my
two daughters.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Okay, and you put five washing baskets over how long?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Like, is this your collection over twenty years?
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I don't throw them out, so they're just hanging around
and like they're special socks.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, way to stick by Hi, Katrina, I like it?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Why sorry, this is emotional madness to me.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
When you throw out someone and where he's lost their
buddy guarantee you a month later his mate rocks up
because you just never know when they're going to appear.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You wouldn't have five washing but where's the room?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, shoves lives in a mansion. Katrina can't afford new
socks though. Now this is a bit of a stitch up.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'm not sure whose side my wife is going to
be taking here or why he's calling.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, you're so pregnant. What are you doing calling
the radio show?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Well, I have to pick up our daughter from daycare,
so I'm in the car, yea, And I heard this,
and then I thought, I feel like this is like
a good time to just like be truthful and honest
with you because I'm not actually in person with you,
so and you're on like we're on national radios, so
it's not like you can like yell or anything. Not
that he yelled me. I just put that out there.
(07:25):
But I'm actually banned from doing the washing because like
I had a habit of like losing socks and everything consistently.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Consistently, you would, you would lose a sock every cycle a.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Lot of the Sorry I called up the show anyway,
there you know, a couple of months ago, I was
I'm allowed to pare the socks if they're laid out
for me on the table.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I don't know how, but somehow in the process of
doing this, I like just one sock was missing. So
I've actually got a sock in my draw hidden in
my unie drawer. So would he behind it so I
might actually have your sock?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
You're giddy.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I love that works out for us. You can't be
you can't be disappointed in me.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
We compare them tonight. What a beautiful reunion of the socks.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
And then maybe I'll give birth after the baby'll be like, oh,
this is result.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's what the baby's been waiting for, the sock reunion.
That's what the baby's doing. Oh thanks for thanks for sharing.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I feel like such a like weights off my chest
now to be honest, like, that's the biggest secret I've
had from you.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I reckon how long have.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
You been hiding because because because Min was like no, no,
I can do it.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
She was trying to prove to me you can do it.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So you losing socks because she was she's remarkable at
losing socks.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
How long have you had that sock hidden in the jockstraw?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Maybe like six months?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You were like near me. When I'm getting undies out,
I like quickly panic and like cover it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
A little white hiding it from wood.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He deliberately you're making a point because then because if
I see the individual sock, I'll know that she's lost
another song, Like.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh, here we go, She's lost another sock. And it's
like no, no, no, no, I'm a strong independent woman.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Anyway, glad, if I'm going to go pick up your door.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Is the other child coming anytime soon?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
M oh, it would be great if it did, will
thanks for asking.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, a few people in the team complaining that they
wanted a long weekend this weekend, so they're hoping the
baby comes soon.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Okay, well I'll have words in it and I'll get
that sort of a sap. Thanks, guys, I'll.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
See you tonight. Mmm. It is the open line.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Just tell us what's going on for the weekend if
you want to say gooday, taking all your calls right now,
we're pointing out here that like ordinarily, if you get
onto the radio show, you're going to go through the producers.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, the firewall. They test you, They test you. They
make sure that you're you're worthy, Is your story good enough?
Get to your punchline? Quicker?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They filter, they filter. It's a duldraated content. This you
go straight through. You don't even need they'll say today
and then they'll just go, oh, I've got to put
you on.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
They hate it. Get straight on. You can say whatever
you want.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Just my only pet Peeve is just don't say don't
ask us how we are. So let's just let's just
like we're good. We're so good. Okay, we've got Melissa here. Melissa,
what are you calling about?
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I am calling because I'm gonna be your child's.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
God Oh well, Melissa, I've caught in.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Melissa.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
First of all, well, first of all, like, that's that's great,
That's that's awesome that you are potentially going to be
my unborn child's godmother. You are currently in the lead
with your guest of twelve thirty tomorrow, I believe. But Melissa,
I do have an issue. You know, as my godmother,
as my sorry, my child's godmother, I expect you to
just be like readily available for when we need you.
We tried to call you thirty five minutes ago and
(10:59):
you went picking your phone.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What the bloody hell is going on?
Speaker 9 (11:01):
I know, well, I was actually doing clients. I'm a
hair justice, so I was busy making people look beautiful
for this weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I Melissa, I would expect that, as my child's godmother,
that you would sacrifice a haircut to engage with whatever
request and demand I've got.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Oh definitely, I'll keep my phone on me tomorrow on
a busy day.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
And just on that, on that topic of haircuts, would
you just do that for me for free?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
You can relax.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Haircuts. We're a kid or you're dolf.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Wasn't sure cuts? Willing to make sure? Yeah? Okay? So
free haircuts from Eliss? Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
So Melissa, you've got till sometime on I'm going to
say Monday.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's your window for the baby to come and then
you'll still be the unborn child's godmother. I'm marry Melissa.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
I'm down in all right, so.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Nowhere near would he That's so if we were on
a road trip or something, though, Meliss, that's obviously you've
got a room for us there.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
So it did awesome?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Wow, great god mother?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Go do you hear me? Melissa? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Calling in Riley on thirty one sixty five. Welcome to
the open line.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Riley, what do you want to say?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Guys?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
I just wanted to say I really love all the
stuff that you do and I listened to the podcast
and everything almost weekly and just love it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Riley. That's a lovely thing to say, mate.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Yeah, no, it just gets me through the week. It's
really awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Thanks, Riley. What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Riley, I'm a furniture maker.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh wow, we.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Did have a quick question for you. Yeah, I've got
a date on Sunday and I was just wondering if
you guys have got any advice.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Okay, brilliant, brilliant, brilliantly I love it. Where are you
having the date? What time of day is the date?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
And where are you're going?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Probably a sun the afternoon. I'm probably around in the
city around Crown Area, maybe bowling on mini golf.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You know what I've always thought, I think creating a fun,
spontaneous moment is great. And while whilst I don't condone gambling,
actually I probably can't continue this idea. Don't worry about
it really, just just just be yourself, mate, just yourself.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I just put it all on like, yeah, wow, it's great.
It's just I don't condone that though. Don't do that, Riley.
But it's just a beautiful spontaneous moment. Hello. How long
have you known each other for? Riley?
Speaker 9 (13:30):
First date? So I haven't met yet.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Where did you where? Where did you meet her? Online?
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Yeah? Online?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Okay? What's her name?
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Hannah?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Right, all right.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I mean I'm just going to take a wild guess
here and say that I don't know if Minni, let
me just check with some women minigol first date, it'd
be no from me?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
Wow you right?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Okay? So no, okay, all right, I mean and analyse
what about you? Hi, you're doing anything? No, I wouldn't
be mad. Yeah, I just take a girl.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Like I think i'd like drinks or something.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, okay, I think you can drink in golf these days.
Isn't that? Isn't that the bit?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Holy Moly's whole bit is that you know where where
you're having a party whilst also having.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
A partner there you go putting a party, putting a party.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, but I reckon I'd start with a drink though Riley,
get to know her a little bit and then.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Just go like, hey, let's do some holes. Let's sorry
your Riley. What about a walk date or just like
a bit of dinner or something.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Yeah, I'm open to ideas. I'm having to think and
trying to work it out.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Do you like it? Like you like? What's what's the
chat been like so far?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
The chat's been pretty good, flowing like gay are we
talking gags or we're just pretty formal so far.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Pretty formal, probably more so just what you up to?
What are you doing? Sort of stuff like.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That, Riley, hire a boat, hire a boat, not like.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
An apprentice, put it all on black.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And if you win by a.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Boat that sounds like a plan.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Those little boats. Yeah, you can get a little boat
for the river, that's true.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And then you you get some drinks on ice and
then you get this nice moment to have.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
A chat on the river.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Still expensive though, but anyway, really I think so I've
never done it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I think that is a love maybe, but it's a
first date.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
What's the first thing you're going to say to Sorry,
if I'm living vicariously here first day, what are you
going to say?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Like? Have you gonna you're ning line or anything like that?
Speaker 10 (15:37):
No?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Not Also the top of my head, I sort of
play it by year a bit.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, I think you don't plan too much. I reckon, Yeah,
play it by you okay, But do you know what
you're gonna wear? Oh?
Speaker 9 (15:49):
God, probably just some chinos and like a shirt and undershirt.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's good. Good. What's shoes? What's shoes you wear? Rally?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (16:00):
I got probably some converse looking things.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, man, converse looking things or like they came out
converse or just converse.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Probably converse. I don't know what I've got.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Good good the weather if you checked the weather, Raley,
that's big.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
No that, that's the point. I shouldn't get onto that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Ye, get onto that, Get onto that, get onto that,
and maybe just think it's something cute you can do
together that's not too over the top.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
So no gambling and no boat yep.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I think minigolf sounds fun, but you know, avoid talking
about holes. I reckon and maybe maybe you could, like
if you're good with your hands and you can make stuff,
I don't know if there's something in that.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Later, Yeah, that's later. Don't make her like, don't make
you don't want to make her chest of drawers or anything.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, wild though, although he said, yeah, I agree, Like
he's good with his hands, Like, surely.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's some draws.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
May get some draws going, right, get some DAWs going.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Say let's have a picnic, and then you go to
the park and it's like, wow, look at this awesome
wooden table that's here.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He can been built yeah, yeah, right, But.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Then there's a lot of effort, like putting a table
in a park. It's like, how did you get it here?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hang on? Have you been preparing for our first date
for six hours? Romantic red flag?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
You get to work then?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah? No, no, no, that.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Don't make the table right, don't die. We're just talking
about the baby sweep. Everyone's trying to guess when your
baby is actually going to arrive. Do this with lesseners.
The producers, everyone's been involved. Melissa is currently in the lead.
She gets Saturday the twenty fifth at twelve thirty pm.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
And the prize if.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You're just joining us for the baby sweep here is
that you get to be Woodies unborn child's godparent. We've
just tried to reach out to you godmother, your child's godmother.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Melissa not answering what.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
A shock in emergency contact and God.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Actually put it down as your as an emergency condate.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Someone reach out to Melissa and just say if you're
going to be the godmother, goddamn fun.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Bad start from Meliss. We'll look, we'll try and get
onto her. Yeah, someone reached out to do it right now,
can you hear?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
I'm going to the soft drink.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
No d no, alright.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Our first player today is Anna, Anna, you want to
hear some cans being opened?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
All right, let's crack straight in and here we go.
Can one.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Okay, so now I have to tell you if it's
a soft drink? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
That is the game? We're going to the game?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
An Nay, yes, I reckon that one's.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Not not a soft drink.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
No, it was.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Oh god, I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Glad you've got your hit around the rules of the game.
That's that's that's a weird All right, let's go to Louisa. Here, Louisa,
you're across the rules of the game.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes, okay, great, can one?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Here we go, Louisa. What was that? It was a can?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. What is going on today? Confirmed?
They're all they're all can go.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You can't take can beer or soft drink. But you work, correct, Luis.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Well it feels like this will be your last can.
But let's do it, Louisa.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Nice, Sorry Cominglise. I'll be honest. Is this you're just guessing?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, I don't believe you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Go you can't throt.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I think, Luisa.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right, all right, you got three cans in a row. Louisa,
tell us a bit about yourself. What do you What
do you do with yourself? Louisa.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Oh, so I'm in sales, but I remember doing You know,
when I used to work for my parents' restaurant. We
used to always like open the cans and open when
I was ten years old.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's like riding a bike, Luaisa. Let's go to can four.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Baa, that's four.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's four cans, Louisa. So sorry, you're oh you.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Got an open?
Speaker 8 (20:49):
How many do we got?
Speaker 10 (20:49):
Opon?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
So the record is fifteen Louisa, which means if you
get sixteen, you get the record and you get ten.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Grand oh kid out, what a deal.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, Okay, here we go. You can choose to stop
at any stage.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
No, no, I need I need to keep going.
Speaker 11 (21:09):
Okay, Okay, let's go to let's go to can five. Yeah,
let's go to a song. Oh, let's go to a
(21:32):
song that was Can five. You've guessed beer.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I love you, Louisa. You're a very unassuming player. We're
after You're on the way home.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Love me a bit more. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm on
the start of the road now. So I was going home.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, that's why I wasn't checking if you're own hands,
frame mate, that wasn't a test. Let's just say what
are you up to? You're on the way home? Yeah,
are you going home to no one?
Speaker 8 (21:59):
I was Actually we saw a little dog today and
I'm thinking I'm getting a dog.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, let's focus on cans first.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Let's focus on can's first. You've gett beer on can five.
You've got it right, Louisa. You've got five cans.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
In her row.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
My friends, Oh, very good. You gotta get some.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You're gonna get some self esteem, Louisa. But the confidence, Louisa,
can you make me this.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
For everyone joining us?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
A quick reminder that the leader if you get the
record here, it is fifteen cans to get the record, Louisa,
and that will give you, if you get sixteen cans,
a brand new leader and ten thousand dollars. I suppose
a less surprise for that. Though she's moved to five
cans woods. She actually gets herself on the can you
hear at leaderboard and joins Joe Jonas if she gets
(22:46):
this next one?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, do you know Joe Jonas? Louisa?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, he got six cans in a row, and
at the time he did it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That was the record.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So if you get this right, you tie with Joe Jonas.
Oh okay, okay, you ready to go, Luisa?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Here Zona, Yeah, Helloaisa.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
She's got six so she with Joe Jonahs on six cans.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Moving through the gears.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Seven cans is going to put you in touch you
know the man Take that, Louisa.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah. Gary Barlow, the lead singer from Take That, he
got seven.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
So you get this. You're on seven with Gary. Let's
go here we go, go.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Sita.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Sorry, Louisa.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
I knew it was going to be soft.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Louisa. You could really hear something as well. Wow, you
were on one. I was. I was feeling that run, I.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Was feeling itis. You don't go home, INDI Animate. We'll
give you two hundred Archie Brothers, Hidings Hotel enjoy Mate. Yeah,
thank you, going have a great time. It's so nice
to meet you, Louisa.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Thanks, thank you, thanks for coming on.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
The show, mate.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Breath of fresh sweeter love, Louisa.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I new Louisa Steff sounds like she's single at the moment. Guys,
what are you doing there?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You go someone get around Louisa, please, Steph. I hope
You've got a similar energy to Louisa.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
How are you, Steve?
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Yeah, great, guys, how are you going good?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You send up in about as well, Steph.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I love it. Let's crack some cans for you. Here
we go, let's go. What's what's your goalie, Steph? What
are your aspirations?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
You know what the goal is sixteen, But if I
get to fifteen, I'm happy to sit at that level.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
With the good old Renee Yeah, Renee strong.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it. Friday afternoon Strong.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
It starts with one stepp one can at the time,
here it is.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
That was definitely a ber.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
So Steph played a bit before and knows what she's doing. Right,
Let's go can two woods.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I love she put a bit of heat on, put
a bit of heat on.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Definitely soda.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Oh whoa wow, so much confidence, great player.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Nothing would have made me feel better than to be
ten thousand dollars poor this afternoon, Steph. I really stripped
that ten thousand dollars from get that record, Steph.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Let's get can three.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Let's get here we go.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
That was a beer for sure, Sorry, Steff.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
That was a soft can. I just it was it
was a bun softy.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
It must be said, must be said, and that's the game.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's why we don't do.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Sound effects in here. At the end of the day,
like it is as each end it's cracked, this human error,
this human era. We do sound effects all the time.
What are you talking about sound effects? What do you
mean we don't do sound effects. We can here.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
We crack a real can every single time.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
So there's like, don't just play sound effects. Someone suggested
that once today we fired them. Do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sorry, great works.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
So nice to meet yourself. What's on for the weekends?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Probably just spending time with the family, with the little one,
having you know, some family time. It's you know, it's
always good.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
It's not always good, but yeah, Woodrow, we've been talking
a lot about this jewelry theft in Paris.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I love it. I don't like the heist of the love.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's just it's it's just cool the way they did it.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
But they're still in the run. It's awesome some reason.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I actually do see you as quite a great a
good barometer for whether or not something is actually impressive
or unimpressive.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh really, I'm easily impressed.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, but I don't think you can be quite dismissive
of things if you know they're just not quite there,
you know what I mean? Like you can I think
I think you are easily impressed, but you can also
be quite a.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Quite a harsh joke. Okay, So what I wanted to do?
Because you're impressed by the louver Heist, don't you. I
think it's so impressive. Yeah it was.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's like the film Gone in sixty Seconds with Nicholas Cage,
which is obviously impressive. Yeah, the way they just rocked
up in the high Vis, I think it's the way
they did it just so brashly in daylight.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I think it's brilliant. Okay, cool, Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So what I want to ask you now, I've got
a series of like feats like the humans have done,
and I just want you to tell me whether you
think it's impressive or not that impressive? Great as in
like not as impressive as people make it out to be. Okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
The first one here, the cloning of Dolly the Sheep.
I'm not big on the cloning thing. I just don't
see the point, but not about what the point is.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's no okay, My thing is that these guys, these labs,
guys and gals, they spent hours, years, probably in a laboratory,
putting all this time and effort in, and then it's like, hey, guys,
we did it. Look that rabbit's the same as that one.
And then I'm like, what, who cares? It's not, it's
(28:45):
not because then all of a sudden, we're going to
be in a situation like the film of the Island,
where we have cl rich people make clones of themselves
and then use them for their organs.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, and I don't like to live in that world.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
No, that's fine, But we're not talking about whether it's
you know, we're not talking about the purpose.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
We're not talking about at the.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
End of the day, they had to break down the
DNA obviously, and then mimic that and then breed a
brand new sheep in a lab.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Unfortunately, if I'm to be impressed, I take into account
motive and where we are now, do you know what
I mean? Like, as a society, it's got great, We've
got two identical sheep.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Didn't think that was going to be well.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay, if any of those zignis listening, I'm not saying
it's obviously good, like you're very good at what you do.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Have a waste of time. Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
The moon landing, Ah yeah, no, that's unbelievable. Yeah, great,
that's extraordinarill. On the Patriot, that's extraord because that was
pretty well in nineteen sixty nine as well.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
My hell did they do that? It's they're in a
tin can. It's unbelievable. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
My favorite part though about that entire because that was
obviously a big space race, so US take on Russia.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Who's going to get to the moon first? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
My favorite part about the space race, if I can
quickly tell this small anecdote, is that the US SUS
spent thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on an
anti gravity pen So it was like, we've got this
pen that will work with no gravity because obviously if
there's no gravity the Yeah, and they told the Russians
this in a press conference, and the Russian head of whatever,
head of the space team was like, oh, yeah, cool,
(30:02):
we've got one too, and he took out a pencil.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Best thing ever, Russia. That is awesome. I love that.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Well done, Russia, that's great. Okay, cool, all right, here
we go. The building of the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Every time I see a bridge, because because how do
they because it's underwater with bridges, because it's underwater. So
what you've got to spend your whole you're nine till
five underwater constructing. Yeah, it blows my mind as to
how you can put something somewhere with water around you.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So just get me started on how they get cables underwater.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yes, you once told me the Internet in under the ocean.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
In the oh the air. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Nah, you're more impressed by a cable on the seat
on the bottom of the sea.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
How did they get it down there?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Then the identical cloning of an organic organism?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Way more impressed. Wow, I could put a cable on
the bottom of the sea. No you couldn't, But like,
where would you? I'd just stay down there and wait
around it.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I just don't. But I've done. But I'll take the
tinney out I put. How would you start by cloning
a sheep?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't care because I don't. It doesn't bring anything
good to the world. You just got two sheep that
look the same. I don't care all sheep look the same.
It doesn't matter. We're in the same place we were
before you started this stupid experiment. I'm sorry to get
emotional about it, but it angers me because they're smart people.
Put it towards something useful.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Build a bridge, Build a bridge, Build a bridge. Why
do you try and climb that bridge?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Mate, We'll have another golden gate bridge, not a sheep.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Get anything done with the task? Yeah, that's right. Words
to ask me anything week.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
So basically, we are putting a strange number of things
on air tasker to see if those jobs can be
done by the taskers on there. Incredibly diverse, multi talented people,
and I'm really putting out to the test. I mean,
we've had a professional laugher come in here so far.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Made me feel good. I was pumped up after sheet.
I just felt funny and I wasn't even making jokes.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
It was awful that it was really bad. It's like
a really bad episode of that old TV where I
became laughter.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
So yeah. No, So we put a lot of bunch
of stuff up there. One of the things I.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Have put up there is worth stating is I put
a task up there which I just.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Said on the ad? What do we say on the ad?
What did I say?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Colleague?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
What did I say? Again?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Feeling for a colleague?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Feel in for a colleague? Obviously? Can you fill in
for a colleague? Beautifully vague? Beautifully vague?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
And obviously these guys getting a thousand dollars age? Yeah, sure,
so naturally a few people applied. I would have applied. Yeah, yeah, no,
we know. That's why we kept it from here. So
that's been online for a while. Loads of people have applied.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Hang on, are you saying the woman who came in
here and laughed at me for five minutes, I paid
a thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
You are kidding now?
Speaker 12 (33:08):
I wonder she was laughing all the way to the bank.
So it's awesome. It's a sponsored bit. It's amazing. So
I know, right, we've got to So I've put up
there fill in for a colleague. Yes, What people don't
know is that that colleague will be.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You feeling for me? Yes, this is great? So why
does leave? You can see ground? I mean, you can
sit here if you like. I'd rather go home. You
can go home. Unbelievable, you can go home if you're great.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, I just wanted to see who that then they
don't know, they don't know they're going to be It.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Will be missing out on the look on the person's
face when the rock up and they're like, oh, I'm
hure to feeling and they go, oh great, you're feeling
in for I watched it on Instagram one of the
microphones on here.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I watch it on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
You can watch it wherever you're like. Everybody in their
cars right now they will be listening to it. So
stay tuned. We're going to go to a song.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I think we're meeting this woman right up there.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
And she does.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
She doesn't know she's going to be thrust live on
air Idea. It's tapped me up next and with them Weddy.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Alrighty, So we just put an array of ads on
air Tasker this week, thousand dollars a pop, just to
see how much we could push the diversity of the
multi talented taskers that sit on their woods.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
We've had hammocks built, yep.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
We've had a professional laugher in yep. Right now, though
this is my favorite of the bunch of them. We
put up very obscure ad. Hey, could you come in
and fill in for a colleague.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Hannah responded to that. Hannah responded to that, she's in
she's here, She's in.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Here, and hand I wanted you just jump in here,
come into the shdio, Hannah, and let us tell you
what jobs you've got to do around the office. Be
easier if you sit here and we're going to tell
you the jobs that you've got to do around these
are ready?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Of course? Are you so ready?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
What jobs around the office do you think you'd be
good at?
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Getting coffee? Doing photocopying? I feel like Robertson Nero in
the intern.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Ready? Okay, right, okay, perfect? Nice?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, Well, Hannah, it was a pretty vague feeling for
a colleague. Yeah, but I can tell you now the
colleague that you're going to actually be feeling in for
is Woody.
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Oh wow, okay, amazing a lot of pressure you generally
carry this show, so big excuse to feel so Yeah,
you will be doing the show with Will. Amazing, I'm
so ready.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
What kind of stuff would you want to talk about
with Will on the show?
Speaker 8 (35:34):
Anything?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah? What any ideas we're going to.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Celebrity gossip?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah? Anything? What's going on in your life at the moment?
Maybe we can start there. My life.
Speaker 10 (35:49):
I need a holiday, that's okay, very much need of
a holiday, but yeah, I love to research holiday destinations. Yeah,
big op shopper.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Okay, what do you find the shop thirty one six five?
Speaker 10 (36:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's not a boud idea about what I have.
Some horrendous dating story.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
So yeah, I'm more than happy to share.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, yeah, I reckon horrible dating story sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Horrible dating.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I feel comfortable, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, okay, drop my seat,
yeah sure nice, get in.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Their hand, all right, I mean we can open the
phone lines here, say, wants to join in? I suppose
if you've got a horrible dating story on thirday one
O six five, this is Will and.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Hannah driving your home. Yeah, look out, how are you feeling?
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Yeah a little bit nervous, but I'm okay. First time
behind the radio, so.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well, generally what we try and do before we go
to a song is we try and like hook the audience,
like ant like give the audience a sense of anticipation
about what we're going to talk about up next. So
we're talking your horrible dating stories, Hannah? Yes, is there
is there one word that would describe a dating story
that comes to mind. Okay, okay, great, all right, well
(37:12):
yeah right, let's let's let's lead with that. Okay, so
right at me, Hannah off air tasker has picked up.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
An ad feeling for a colleague. That colleague was woody.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
Yes, I had no idea, this was.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
You're good, you got this.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Go to a song and on the other side, we're
talking about your horrible dating stories.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yes, great? Do I tell you to two million people
or not?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Why not? The biggest stitch up?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Ever, how are you going?
Speaker 10 (37:45):
Yeah, not too bad. My heart is racing, but I'm
good to go.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Yes, So we decided just before the song, we were
talking about what we were going to talk about, and
you know, just sort of minding you for content, and
you were like, I've got some great dating stories that
you that you'd like to tip into.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, all right, great, So what have you got for me?
Speaker 10 (38:05):
The last dad I went on he was a bit
of an older guy, maybe fifty five, looked like Steve Martin,
and yeah, he wanted someone that he could take to
lunar Park.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
So is it like a purely just like paternalistic relationship
or is it also like, romantic as well?
Speaker 10 (38:20):
Romantic as well?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
So he takes you to Luna Park. How did you
get out of that situation?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
But no? Thanks? But yeah, okay, good love?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
A kinder surprise?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Can I ask if you got more? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:36):
Another date I went out for dinner with and I
had cash and he was like, are you owe me
fifty five dollars and thirty cents? And I was like,
what gave him fifty bucks or fifty five dollars? He's like,
he's still own me the thirty five ship shut?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yes, love is dead.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
He wanted the shrapnel, Yes, the shrapnel and cash. Yes.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
How did did you get it to him?
Speaker 10 (39:01):
I was like, no, this is a big note for me.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Wow, she never got the money to me. Seriously, I'm
still waiting.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
For I thought you were saving your thirty five cents
for you kinder surprise exactly.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Wow, don't you wish your single? I can't believe this.
How long have you been single?
Speaker 5 (39:20):
For?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
About a year now?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Okay, and so these happened in the last year. What's
your process? Like, how are you picking these?
Speaker 10 (39:27):
I don't like all the small talk on the apps,
so I'm pretty straightforward.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yes, I'll go out for dinner with you or whatever.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Okay, so you just accept yeah, oh kind of. Yeah,
so you filter through.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
You see what they look like, if they're kind of
like Steve Martin looking yeah yeah, okay great, And then
what circumstance do you not date people?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
What's a red flag for you?
Speaker 10 (39:48):
I guess if the chat is really bad, like really boring?
You know what everyone's like on the dating apps. How
is your weekend?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yes, okay, so there's no red flags for you, not
really so much need to look out for them.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Hannah, your buddy nailed at random a porse for Hannah
in the studio. She's absolutely been there Woods, what do
you reckon? I mean, what a show.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Loved it, absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I want to hear more, you know what, Hannah, come
back Monday.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I'm going to have a long weekend. Yes, thanks so
much for coming in. And how's that for an air
tasker job? Well wait, well wait, you get anything.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Done with air tasky guys, thanks so much for all
the air taskers that came in this week, showing us
just how multi talented air taskers can be.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
You're not going to get that anywhere else,
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