April 8, 2025 • 30 mins
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The smallest thing you can ask for a refund on
- What is hot in theory but a practical nightmare?
- Why Will’s daughter doesn’t like Woody
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, Meghan Markle is in some hot water over some honey. Yeah, well, yeah,
that's right mate, you're across this. She's selling wildflower honey
with honeycomb online his thing, though it's been sold out
for a while, but she has continued to receive money
for people that are buying that wildflower honey.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So obviously stinks of dodge, doesn't she.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But I don't think she intended this like a law
Sunds and because of the show suits that is a hot,
hot ref But she's giving everyone refunds, and this for
me is a pretty clinical case of obviously you deserve
a refund, but I think there's a lot of gray
area with refunds. So I made you make a phone
ball earlier today to a cafe requesting a refund for
(00:54):
something that I believe is in this gray area.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Will.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Hello, Hi there, how are you going? As Will?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I was in there a couple of hours ago, and
now I bought a coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's absolutely scolded.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
My tongue can't feel it anymore, and I'd like a
refund please.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
So what coffee did you purchase? I got a.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Week latte.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Hot week.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well not that hole. Why didn't ask for it hot
if you were just came back hot?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
So when did you purchase?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A couple of hours ago?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Okay, you paid through the car or you pay through
cash cash cash? Do you have that transaction? No?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I paid cash.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, So what time did you purchase? You say a
couple of hours yeah, exactly your time.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh no, I couldn't do it, but a couple of
hours ago, somewhere between twelve and twelve thirty and one.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
And do you say week latin?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah? Well it was weak, but I just ordered a
latte that.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Was hot, okay, sugar or no sugar?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No sugar, no sugar?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
It small, large one?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
It was a large I think. I don't know with
the cup sizes. I just kind of say a lar
time and then I just get whatever cup I'm given.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, I'm sure. Maybe maybe you can come in and
if I recognize your then we can do a refund.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Amazing. All right, cool, I'll come down now.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, perfect, unbelievable. You're coming down before three thirty?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, you better believe it.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, we'll be down there. Yeah, I'll be down there, mate. Mate.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I'm sure everybody listening right now. There's two things So,
first of all, everyone listening right now as as we
felt as well.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And often we make calls in here we go, oh, we've.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Over stepped on the line there, like I think we
overstepped this a bit angry. The cafe sounded full, probably busy, yeah,
very busy. Yeah, And I was that's why you got
me to make the call, because you're a coward.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And I had to know that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
What it was, and I had to go in there
and that like annoyed customer who is sending back, which
we all know, dealing with a refund when you work
in either hospitality or retail is the worst thing in
the whole world.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's awful. You're good at it that I've never worked
hospitality or retail. You don't know what it's like. Terrific.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I worked at the powder Finger Great Divide Tour making
beers for people, and.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
By making beers, I mean or in cans of beers.
So I get it, man, I get the hospital world.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So look, it's tough, it's really it's He is every
right to be annoyed.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
He has agreed to the refunder though, well.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The other thing, he's sure he's agreed to it.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
On paper.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
But the other thing that people need to know right
now is, and this is really pulling the curtain down.
We can only play calls on radio if we have
people's permission.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And it's particularly spicy when we feel like we've annoyed
the person who have just called, which.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
We did feel that we did.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
But here we are calling that guy back to ask
for permission to play that call on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, Hi, here you going. My name's Woody.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We just called you before about a refund for a coffee.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You remember that.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Wells two seconds ago? Yes, I do remember. You're coming
down now?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
No, no, we're not going to come down.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I just wanted to call you to let you know
that we're actually calling from a radio and we're just
testing what warrants are refund and what doesn't. And your
customer service was absolutely exceptional, because we're of the belief
that doesn't deserve a refund.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But you absolutely First of all, yes.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
All you hire your number, it's a private number.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
And if you're sure a number, you know that's sort
of legit noah, hiding the numbers dates and you said
you call you a person is cash Yes, And if you.
Everyone called him me and our shore refund and especially
you European cash. I'm not going to do a refund
for you.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
No fair enough coming down. Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely fair enough.
We are we do agree with that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So we're just wondering because we are calling as part
of a radio show to test out what is worthy
of a refund and not.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Do you mind if we played that on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, no problem, great, amazing.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
All right, Well, thank you so much, Enjoy the rest
of your afternoon.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Thank you, thank you, good bye.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
No one saw that coming coming.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I thought I was a land of the slaughter there.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Hell, he just torched me and then absolutely.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Will my partner sim I'm gonna try and keep this clean.
Captain poop Pants has told me they need to keep
this clean. I think you can do it, mate, I can.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're a day.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So this morning I walked into the bathroom and my
partner Sem was cleaning the shower.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yep, sure right, traditionally.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Speaking a relatively ah scantily clad job.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, my theory was clean the shower has always been
have a shower and then start clean so you're nude.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's effectively what I was saying. Yes, anyway, but she
had she had some rubber gloves on.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Okay for the showers in some heavy chemistry.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
She was she was using a bleach.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
She was using a bleach. Anyway. I made a comment.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I walked into the bathroom and I said, Wow, you're
really giving off, you know, sexy made vibes at the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Semi Yeah, you look great with just.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
The gloves on.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's the question.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, yes, with just the gloves on, like Brad Pitt
in Fight Club, a little bit like that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Anyway, you get that reference. She just got the gloves on.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Anyway, we I mean, Donna Summer does the talking here.
One thing led to another.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh yeah, did you keep the gloves on?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Keep the gloves on? And this is what I want
to get to, is what I want to get to.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, well I thought so.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, did you get bleached at all?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well this was the issue? Yeah, yeah, ba bit stinging burned,
yeah quite a bit.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Actually you pushed through that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I didn't actually yeah, okay, burned a lot.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, well yeah, bleached does that?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, And I just didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And the hair, now, well I wouldn't want to don't
touch the hair. Because my hair, well, you could bleach
your hair, I think about it. You could have coming
to work as eminem or just a.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Just a handprint on the back of your head.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The other day. Was that called a piss patch or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dispatch I had when I was
at school.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, I only have one this morning.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Anyway, I thought these could be fun stories because I
think a lot of the time you can have in
your idea. You can have in your head a hot idea.
When it comes to parking the beef bus in Tuna Town.
You can think to yourself, gee, wiz, this is going
to be saucy, and you might pick a relatively impractical location,
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or you might insist that the gloves stay on, and
you know, you lean into something that's you're like, oh,
this is going to be red hot, and then once
you get started, you practically you realize it is. It
is just a nightmare and it can really backfire. I
ended up with some chemical burns this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, that's tough, mate.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
The real shame is that I think Hollywood movies do
this to us, because I think Hollywood movies they do
these situations really well. Yeah, but they never identify the hazards.
For example, if you're ever trying to do anything outdoors
at around dusk, which happens in movies a lot, the
mosquitoes will kill you, guys whenever you know it's having
an outdoor bath or an autoor shower, whatever it is.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Do you know sunset in beautiful? You are getting eaten
a live out there. It's a bit of a Mexican
stand up before. One of you always says, can we
just go in size?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Because I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I can't swap them off.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Oh you're just trying to slap the mosquitoes off each other.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It gets tricky.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, okay, So thirteen one and six five is the
phone number. What was a hot idea that was practically
a nightmare? I'd love to hear your calls up next
on willing Would you give us a called thirteen one
and six five. Yeah, you've got a great story about
lighting some Candles's hot idea practically.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
A nightmare again the movies. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You're trying to tell me that Spider Man, because that's
a hot idea.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Alex, Welcome, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Hello, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Alex. What's what's hot? In theory, but practically a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Okay, So a couple of years ago, I was in
holiday in Fiji. I'm at a very lovely bartender over there,
went out to dinner, had some drinks, and then we
ended up on a beach and I think started heating up. However,
we didn't have any towels or anything. There was nothing
to lay down beneath us. Look, my my backside was
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giving very much cinnamon doughnuts by the end.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Look, I I've long suspected that my two year old
were he Can we yeah, appropriate, Can we just unpack
that a little bit if you want to you want
to go, No, not that what you want.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
To bear your soul at four point thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You know that, And I love it keeping a surface level,
But I just need a little bit of evidence as
to why you thought or what I did to make
your daughter not like me, because I've only ever been kind,
sometimes too intense.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I'll give you that. I come in hot, Yeah you do, and.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think I think, Look, I just think that you
would know that, like toddlers are amazing and picking someone
who's maybe trying.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
A bit hard, that does sound like they get the egg.
They really do. It's funny how that do you think?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's amazing how they can tell whether someone's trying to
convince them to like them versus when someone's actually you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
My own order does it to me sometimes, Like if
I'm like, let's play, let's play, let's play, let's play
a game, like she's like dad, she'll out that breaks man,
I don't want to play right now, and that it hurts.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, And she has to love you at the end
of the day. She's your daughter, and.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I just hang around her long enough for her to
eventually fall in love.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
With me, your daughter, though she's got a choice.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
This is a nut that I'm struggling to crack.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Okay, so we've suspected it for a while. Yesterday we
tried to get Max on the show to do something,
and it looked like she was going to but then
she heard you were here.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hi Maxie, how are you?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I asked you?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Work?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Hello Max, Max, Hi, Hi, Hi Max. It's the second
Max for me that really breaks my own heart.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
Max and then her her audible I as she hands
the phone over to her mom, almost like it's curdled milk,
and she's got a sour taste in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And she was so.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Excited when she was talking to you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
As well, I can't believe you work with that guy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly describes
the sound that she made.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So look, it's it's been tough for you. I think.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Well, I mean, I'm just going on with my life
like it's near.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
I don't need this. I don't need the love of
everyone I come into contact with. What are you talking about?
I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So look, I thought last night, I just clear it
all up. Great.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I was like, great, I just need to ask your
point blank. She's talking in full sentences. Now she's gonna understand.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
And I'm sure that you said, like he's actually a
really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well no, no, no, no, not imposing a decision.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
On my daughter's imposition that he's just getting to the
facts like he's actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I didn't try and change her judgment at all. I
just sat her down and I said, do.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
You like Woody?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
She's a hostage video.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And made her read a statement, I really like wood
Do you want to hear.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
It no, not now going to okay, going going?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
What are your friend?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Do you like Woody quear loving?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I loved on him?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, he was laughing at you. He would loving like you.
Oh that's why you don't like him, because you're protecting me.
That's nice. But I'm in the inded, not in the class.
You're in the classroom. Yeah, and I the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The nice.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, I go again. You don't like no, Claire don like.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I'm bringing sister and she implicated my sister and Claire
being Claire gra that's a whole man thing.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Mate, you're out? When was I laughing at you?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Videos showing her where I'm laughing at She just obviously
heard the show and thinks listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah so she but she obviously thinks that you laughing
with me? Is you laughing at me?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Sometimes I am laughing at of course, But I laugh
at you.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's just what adults do.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
And maybe my daughter doesn't like you, you know, do
you ever think about that? Did you ever think about that?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Wow? Okay, how does that make you feel?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I don't play that noise again.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's actually harmful, I ask her tonight.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Sure, Okay, if you can handle it.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, I think you can.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
I imagine my daughter absolutely hates.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
It's will and Woodies all of the.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
J Hello, Analyst, Hello, confident.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Always, confidence is keen missing. I think you know you
can shoot from the hip and you know fifty percent
chance that you'll be right, So fifty percent.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Is pretty low.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
That is a low bar. Conference is not key in
this bit. It's just it's it's raw knowledge and there's
no confidence at all.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Also, getting at fifty percent of the time, that's not
not a confident answer.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
That's not that good.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Yeah, I've been good recently, by the way, and in
our deliberations we had to take into account the fact
and this is something that we've that I think has
flawed us the last few weeks, was is that every what.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Can I I is that.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Everything that we've watched or listened to growing up, which
is a millennial staple, has pretty much been rebooted within
Analys's lifetime. So she manages to catch us up and
get these She scrounges for these scummy little scraps. In
terms of knowing her asked to her, Jennifer love Hew,
it was, you know, famous for a whole bunch of
(15:39):
things in the nineties that we loved.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yep, I know he did last summer for one.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
For one analyse knew her from Criminal Minds, and she
didn't see that coming. I just I just didn't see
that comming. She has great season with her, So it's.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Really tough for us to find a loophole here. But
I think we've got a couple of pure ones this week.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm I don't know whether your generation and tried to
bring this back on off?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (16:04):
This is fresh Prince of bel Air with Will Smith.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
I think you did do a reb here's.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
A reboot, but I just know the original.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm got sure it's on stand. Oh we love, we love,
we love. Damn God, damn it. You are beating us,
like pants down.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Will Smith is obvious, Like Will Smith is obviously like
remember the Oscar Slap?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Massive?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But why so again? What why? I said, Will Smith,
what's the first thing you think of the Oscar slap
apart from that movie?
Speaker 11 (16:42):
I would then probably say Willow Smith?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
His daughter? No, hang on, famous because his daughter what's
w Smith famous for? He's an actor? Yeah, but what's
a movie that he did that You're like, well.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
That the only other thing I know that he's done
is fresh Prince. Like I know men in Black and
when in Black two and Men in Black three. I
want to know if you guys know what f y
P stands for.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
For your pleasure, for your pleasure.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
The head.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And your eyeborder.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
The youngest member of our team, she's a woman, and
you just diebolder and said for your.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Pleasure that you have a text? Do you do that
for your pleasure?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Yeah, like I'll be wearing jeans tonight. Fy P.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Definitely not.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I'll put that down. So what so well?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
For your information?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
For your information, I imagine, I imagine it's for your
must be for your for your.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do you want to hint? It has to do with
social media?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
For your page for your for your page for your profile,
is right?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
For what's for you?
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Page?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
For you?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
What's that for you page?
Speaker 11 (18:04):
A page that the algorithm puts all.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
The like your home page. Kind I'd give you half
for you for you page? Yeah? How would you use
that in a sentence?
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Well, I'm going on my if I'm going to get
I'm going on TikTok and I saw this video on
my for you page?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
What if I took a photo of Will and then said,
f y P mate, it's for your page, for my pleasure.
(18:43):
I'm not much of a red head if you didn't know,
not really into my cars.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
But so far as you.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Might have enjoyed the low fat milk m back in
the day, you might have been a red head.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well that is as on air for an hour.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm I missed it, but that is you brought it
anyway outside of the milk.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We got a call yesterday from a woman who was
at a burnout competition.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
I was at a burnout competition and part of the
rubber tie went straight my eye.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Oh what is a burnout competition?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Sam?
Speaker 9 (19:22):
It's just with cars and they burn out, you know,
just smoke it out.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
And yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Wasn't that happy with that explanation of what a burnout
competition is.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I think you were more dissatisfied with the fact that,
well we both were, the idea that it was called
a competition. Yeah, and I think it's a spectacle. I
can understand having a I can't a tinny and watching
a car blow smoke out. Sure, but they're called comps
like how do you how do you win?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Like what what makes a good burnout, so I've actually
got sam bag.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Sam, I'm sorry we had to move on.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Obviously we had to play some hot music and play
some great ads. But can you explain to us a
bit more as to what the competitor is trying to
do to win a burnout competition?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:06):
I actually don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So you're a bit like will you just enjoy watching
the smoke and you smell on the rubber and yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, social event, isn't it, Sam? You go down?
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Social event? I mean this was going back into the
late two thousands. I think it was two thousand and seven,
maybe eight, and it was in Campbellfield and they had
it all control. It was a controlled competition.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Control controlled burnout.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's all regulated and what okay, Sam, thanks so much
for your honesty. We do have a competitor here because
I hope other people are curious about you know what
a burnout competition is, Jake, you compete in burnout competitions?
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah mate, yeah, yeah, I'm a three time burnout master
here in Australia and yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Three time master if you don't mind, So, Jakie, what
are you actually trying to do to become a master
or to do a very good burnout.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
So there is a judging criteria and there is a
point scoring cally. So there's instant smoke out of ten, smoke,
constout smoke out of twenty. Then you got your volume
of smoke twenty, and then you've got driving skill.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of Jake smoke,
a lot of smoke there early.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Between instant smoke and constant smoke. Jas that please.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yeah, mate, it's yeah pretty much. I've got an sixty
six Mustang and as soon as you're going to allow
a pedal, you want to make sure she smokes up
and just keep the smoke going. You've got to make
sure you pop both tires.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
To pop them, I've ruined both tires.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
So you've got to destroy a brand new set of
tires in a minute.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
What's an expensive competition? Get me down there?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
So, and what's your specialty, Jake? Is it instant smoke
or continuous smoke?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
It's continuous.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I got a horse, so I don't struggle with the
with the power down and smoke.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And yeah, how do you get home? Jake?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
So if you've blown out tires, how do you drive?
Speaker 7 (22:01):
We told on a specialized Yeah, toe it in do
you burn?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And I've seen that. I've seen that.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
So, Jakie, I was saying to Sam yesterday who called over,
got the tire in her eye?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I mean, first of all, it's tire in your eye.
Just comes with the territory. I imagine.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
There is there is there signs around saying obvious.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
The glasses, smoke's debris flying around and all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
You might have come along sometime and jump in the
car with me.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, this is the thing I was going to say, Jake.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
So I take my daughter down assiming lessons on a
Monday morning and often the car park is blackened with
with that you Jake.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
No, yeah there mate, Yeah you wasn't asking if.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I'm a pretty big advocate for keeping the skips off
the streets and keep on keep.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
We were entering the world, he will, mate, No, keep
regularly Nali right, because it has got it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean it's got a bad it's got a bad
name to it. The sport. Jake.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Would you walk up to a haol again and say like,
hey mate, don't do it here one of the comps
and take him under your wing.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Yeah, of course, mate. You know, it's all about safety
and you know, I don't want anyone getting head on
the streets, so it's in a safe environment on the track.
And yeah it's good.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Is it sexy? Jake? Like are you?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Are you getting out of the car and you know, well,
I don't know if you've got a missus or a
mister you walking you walking out to her afterwards and
being like geewez, babe, you're looking at the constant smoke
double champion.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah, yeah, because I actually just won the twenty twenty
five in FAED the National Burnoutmasters Award, So my partner
was there with me to celebrate it. And yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
She loves it.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
She car haads, so.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
She really she loves it. She loves you love.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
As long as I bring home the money mate, fifteen.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Fifteen, Wow, Jake, that's awesome, unreal Jacob? Did you when
you when I just like if I knew how to
drive a car like that? Like sure, Like so let's
say when you first meet your wife where you like
jump in and you know this might be a metaphor,
but I'm about to blow out a couple of times
like that from that sort of gear.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
She was in the car see her parents. So she
she's been in for a fair while.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Sorry her parents masters as well.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
That was in the showcast scene.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
So hot rots, Hot run.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It just gets the plot thickens, doesn't Jake.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Constant smoke, instant smoke, burnout, double blowout, Champs.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's just been great to have you on the show, mate.
I doubt we've learned a lot.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
And we'd love to come down to a competition. I
reckon Jake, so let.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Us know anytime, win the kids.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Hey Jake, Thanks Jake before we get into this, just
one final piece advice for everyone.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Jake, you're there.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah again. The biggest feud in pop music, I'm going
to say pop music history. No two people in any
industry have argued for this long, let alone the pop
music industry. You think these two would be famously friends
but for a very very long time.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Elton John.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I wouldn't want a feud.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
With him, No, he seems very catty.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
But the other person that I definitely would not want
to feud with arguably more than him.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
He's a material girl. That's a great feud, isn't it?
An all time? I kind of knew I don't like
I don't dive too much into the pop culture world.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I did know there was a moment because Madonna hates
Lady Gaga famously for copying her, so she kind of
always disissert.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And so she can't write.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I watched the Gaga documentary and yeah, she prize about it.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah she gets she really really hates it.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
And I'm seeing Elton John comment publicly, you know, basically
Madonna leave Lady Gaga alone.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sure, it's it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
So what I didn't know either, was that the reason
that they don't well, one of the reasons. I imagine
it goes deeper than this. I'm sure they are up
at four am at a party in Los Angeles sometime
and one of them looked at the other one the
wrong way.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Oh how good to be at that party.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
But yeah, it would have been a good could have
been a good night.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
But either way, the reason that they've publicly said that
they don't like each other, well, Madonna has said this
is because for over twenty years, Elton John has accused
her of lip syncing.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Consistently or just one thing.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So I think so, yeah, I think he said a
number of times she doesn't sing.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
In the singing world though.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Its probably the nasty you can say to someone though,
Like you're a lip sincer, isn't it Like if you
really want to hurt an artist, Yep, you start a
room at they're a lip syncer.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, you know, well I'm in the music industry.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I imagine it's as bad as it gets, not as bad.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
He's only got her Ply.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Sure you go to the playground and bring up do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Like they're a racist.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
But yeah, there's lots of ways you can slander someone, honestly,
but as.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Far as industry specific ways of having to go at someone,
like someone in an in studio. Yeah, it's like someone
saying to us like, oh, your phone topics of crab
or like no one calls for your topics.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Ever.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
W Yeah, so yeah, no, I wouldn't hate them for
twenty years if someone said our phone topics suck, that's.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That twenty years, A long twenty years.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
They have been at each other's throats anyway. They Elton
John was on Saturday Night Live on April seven, April five,
even look at me, I have a look at the facts.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Anyway, he's there.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Recently he's recently been.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
She found out about it. Yeah, that trying to get.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Across these things, are you? But Captain poo Ben's is
a pretty new story and it's highlighted, so I'm just
trying on of that.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sometimes he highlights the wrong bits. I should have said
that on air, but you know, work on your highlight Well.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Actually, actually he actually has highlighted a bit here which
I was like, read read the highlighted bit that he's
going for. Madonna is no longer hung up on her
feud with Elton John, so I like the puns. I
think you like the wordplay on the Daily Mount anyway.
So she rocks up at Saturday Night Live yea. And
(28:28):
apparently the way that it worked is as soon as
she walks over to him. Yeah, and they've been feuding
for twenty twenty years, so she's like, I know where
he's going to be, so I'm going to catch him backstage.
I I'm going to cure this God. Apparently he sees
her backstage and the first thing that came out of
his mouth was forgive me.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
What a beautiful moment?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, well this, I mean, she's tweeting this, so you know,
it could have been anything, could have been you've got herpies,
who knows. But anyway, so he says, forgive me, and
she said the war when she then goes on to
say forgiveness is a powerful tool.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Within minutes we were hugging.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh really lovely, beautiful, I mean, forgive this as a
beautiful thing?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
It reminded me of the at least ten year long
feud that you had with Joe Stanley, former radio and
you did for fighting in her microphone in the studio, and.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
I think she didn't like me, but I always liked her.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think if you fart in someone's microphone, you's.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
A bit of harmless fun will That's classic low twenties gags.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Anyway, she came on the show and she did forgive you,
which was it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
One thing that I once brought up again very late,
was I wonder if I passed wind into a microphone,
and you're standing at the other end of the radio station,
if we crank the speakers to as loud as possible,
you'll be able to hear.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
It, right, And so you were saying that you farted
into my mindphone in a.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Very long winded way.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yes, forgiveness is a powerful tool. That's classic, that's classic stuff. Okay, right,
I'm glad that you still think so.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
It's still funny.
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, Meghan Markle is in some hot water over some honey. Yeah, well, yeah,
that's right mate, you're across this. She's selling wildflower honey
with honeycomb online his thing, though it's been sold out
for a while, but she has continued to receive money
for people that are buying that wildflower honey.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So obviously stinks of dodge, doesn't she.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
But I don't think she intended this like a law
Sunds and because of the show suits that is a hot,
hot ref But she's giving everyone refunds, and this for
me is a pretty clinical case of obviously you deserve
a refund, but I think there's a lot of gray
area with refunds. So I made you make a phone
ball earlier today to a cafe requesting a refund for
(00:54):
something that I believe is in this gray area.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Will.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Hello, Hi there, how are you going? As Will?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I was in there a couple of hours ago, and
now I bought a coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's absolutely scolded.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
My tongue can't feel it anymore, and I'd like a
refund please.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
So what coffee did you purchase? I got a.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Week latte.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Hot week.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well not that hole. Why didn't ask for it hot
if you were just came back hot?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
So when did you purchase?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A couple of hours ago?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Okay, you paid through the car or you pay through
cash cash cash? Do you have that transaction? No?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I paid cash.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, So what time did you purchase? You say a
couple of hours yeah, exactly your time.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh no, I couldn't do it, but a couple of
hours ago, somewhere between twelve and twelve thirty and one.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
And do you say week latin?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah? Well it was weak, but I just ordered a
latte that.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Was hot, okay, sugar or no sugar?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No sugar, no sugar?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
It small, large one?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
It was a large I think. I don't know with
the cup sizes. I just kind of say a lar
time and then I just get whatever cup I'm given.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, I'm sure. Maybe maybe you can come in and
if I recognize your then we can do a refund.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Amazing. All right, cool, I'll come down now.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, perfect, unbelievable. You're coming down before three thirty?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, you better believe it.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, we'll be down there. Yeah, I'll be down there, mate. Mate.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I'm sure everybody listening right now. There's two things So,
first of all, everyone listening right now as as we
felt as well.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And often we make calls in here we go, oh, we've.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Over stepped on the line there, like I think we
overstepped this a bit angry. The cafe sounded full, probably busy, yeah,
very busy. Yeah, And I was that's why you got
me to make the call, because you're a coward.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And I had to know that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
What it was, and I had to go in there
and that like annoyed customer who is sending back, which
we all know, dealing with a refund when you work
in either hospitality or retail is the worst thing in
the whole world.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's awful. You're good at it that I've never worked
hospitality or retail. You don't know what it's like. Terrific.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I worked at the powder Finger Great Divide Tour making
beers for people, and.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
By making beers, I mean or in cans of beers.
So I get it, man, I get the hospital world.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So look, it's tough, it's really it's He is every
right to be annoyed.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
He has agreed to the refunder though, well.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The other thing, he's sure he's agreed to it.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
On paper.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
But the other thing that people need to know right
now is, and this is really pulling the curtain down.
We can only play calls on radio if we have
people's permission.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And it's particularly spicy when we feel like we've annoyed
the person who have just called, which.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
We did feel that we did.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
But here we are calling that guy back to ask
for permission to play that call on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, Hi, here you going. My name's Woody.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
We just called you before about a refund for a coffee.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You remember that.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Wells two seconds ago? Yes, I do remember. You're coming
down now?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
No, no, we're not going to come down.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I just wanted to call you to let you know
that we're actually calling from a radio and we're just
testing what warrants are refund and what doesn't. And your
customer service was absolutely exceptional, because we're of the belief
that doesn't deserve a refund.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But you absolutely First of all, yes.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
All you hire your number, it's a private number.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
And if you're sure a number, you know that's sort
of legit noah, hiding the numbers dates and you said
you call you a person is cash Yes, And if you.
Everyone called him me and our shore refund and especially
you European cash. I'm not going to do a refund
for you.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
No fair enough coming down. Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely fair enough.
We are we do agree with that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So we're just wondering because we are calling as part
of a radio show to test out what is worthy
of a refund and not.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Do you mind if we played that on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, no problem, great, amazing.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
All right, Well, thank you so much, Enjoy the rest
of your afternoon.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Thank you, thank you, good bye.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
No one saw that coming coming.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I thought I was a land of the slaughter there.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Hell, he just torched me and then absolutely.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Will my partner sim I'm gonna try and keep this clean.
Captain poop Pants has told me they need to keep
this clean. I think you can do it, mate, I can.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're a day.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So this morning I walked into the bathroom and my
partner Sem was cleaning the shower.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yep, sure right, traditionally.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Speaking a relatively ah scantily clad job.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, my theory was clean the shower has always been
have a shower and then start clean so you're nude.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's effectively what I was saying. Yes, anyway, but she
had she had some rubber gloves on.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Okay for the showers in some heavy chemistry.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
She was she was using a bleach.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
She was using a bleach. Anyway. I made a comment.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I walked into the bathroom and I said, Wow, you're
really giving off, you know, sexy made vibes at the moment.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Semi Yeah, you look great with just.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
The gloves on.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's the question.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, yes, with just the gloves on, like Brad Pitt
in Fight Club, a little bit like that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Anyway, you get that reference. She just got the gloves on.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Anyway, we I mean, Donna Summer does the talking here.
One thing led to another.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh yeah, did you keep the gloves on?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Keep the gloves on? And this is what I want
to get to, is what I want to get to.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, well I thought so.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, did you get bleached at all?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well this was the issue? Yeah, yeah, ba bit stinging burned,
yeah quite a bit.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Actually you pushed through that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I didn't actually yeah, okay, burned a lot.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah, well yeah, bleached does that?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, And I just didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And the hair, now, well I wouldn't want to don't
touch the hair. Because my hair, well, you could bleach
your hair, I think about it. You could have coming
to work as eminem or just a.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Just a handprint on the back of your head.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The other day. Was that called a piss patch or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dispatch I had when I was
at school.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, I only have one this morning.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Anyway, I thought these could be fun stories because I
think a lot of the time you can have in
your idea. You can have in your head a hot idea.
When it comes to parking the beef bus in Tuna Town.
You can think to yourself, gee, wiz, this is going
to be saucy, and you might pick a relatively impractical location,
(07:37):
or you might insist that the gloves stay on, and
you know, you lean into something that's you're like, oh,
this is going to be red hot, and then once
you get started, you practically you realize it is. It
is just a nightmare and it can really backfire. I
ended up with some chemical burns this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, that's tough, mate.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
The real shame is that I think Hollywood movies do
this to us, because I think Hollywood movies they do
these situations really well. Yeah, but they never identify the hazards.
For example, if you're ever trying to do anything outdoors
at around dusk, which happens in movies a lot, the
mosquitoes will kill you, guys whenever you know it's having
an outdoor bath or an autoor shower, whatever it is.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Do you know sunset in beautiful? You are getting eaten
a live out there. It's a bit of a Mexican
stand up before. One of you always says, can we
just go in size?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Because I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I can't swap them off.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Oh you're just trying to slap the mosquitoes off each other.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It gets tricky.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, okay, So thirteen one and six five is the
phone number. What was a hot idea that was practically
a nightmare? I'd love to hear your calls up next
on willing Would you give us a called thirteen one
and six five. Yeah, you've got a great story about
lighting some Candles's hot idea practically.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
A nightmare again the movies. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You're trying to tell me that Spider Man, because that's
a hot idea.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Alex, Welcome, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Hello, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Alex. What's what's hot? In theory, but practically a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Okay, So a couple of years ago, I was in
holiday in Fiji. I'm at a very lovely bartender over there,
went out to dinner, had some drinks, and then we
ended up on a beach and I think started heating up. However,
we didn't have any towels or anything. There was nothing
to lay down beneath us. Look, my my backside was
(09:40):
giving very much cinnamon doughnuts by the end.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Look, I I've long suspected that my two year old
were he Can we yeah, appropriate, Can we just unpack
that a little bit if you want to you want
to go, No, not that what you want.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
To bear your soul at four point thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You know that, And I love it keeping a surface level,
But I just need a little bit of evidence as
to why you thought or what I did to make
your daughter not like me, because I've only ever been kind,
sometimes too intense.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I'll give you that. I come in hot, Yeah you do, and.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think I think, Look, I just think that you
would know that, like toddlers are amazing and picking someone
who's maybe trying.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
A bit hard, that does sound like they get the egg.
They really do. It's funny how that do you think?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's amazing how they can tell whether someone's trying to
convince them to like them versus when someone's actually you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
My own order does it to me sometimes, Like if
I'm like, let's play, let's play, let's play, let's play
a game, like she's like dad, she'll out that breaks man,
I don't want to play right now, and that it hurts.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, And she has to love you at the end
of the day. She's your daughter, and.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I just hang around her long enough for her to
eventually fall in love.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
With me, your daughter, though she's got a choice.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
This is a nut that I'm struggling to crack.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Okay, so we've suspected it for a while. Yesterday we
tried to get Max on the show to do something,
and it looked like she was going to but then
she heard you were here.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hi Maxie, how are you?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I asked you?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Work?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Hello Max, Max, Hi, Hi, Hi Max. It's the second
Max for me that really breaks my own heart.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
Max and then her her audible I as she hands
the phone over to her mom, almost like it's curdled milk,
and she's got a sour taste in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
And she was so.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Excited when she was talking to you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
As well, I can't believe you work with that guy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly describes
the sound that she made.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So look, it's it's been tough for you. I think.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Well, I mean, I'm just going on with my life
like it's near.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
I don't need this. I don't need the love of
everyone I come into contact with. What are you talking about?
I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So look, I thought last night, I just clear it
all up. Great.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I was like, great, I just need to ask your
point blank. She's talking in full sentences. Now she's gonna understand.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
And I'm sure that you said, like he's actually a
really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well no, no, no, no, not imposing a decision.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
On my daughter's imposition that he's just getting to the
facts like he's actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I didn't try and change her judgment at all. I
just sat her down and I said, do.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
You like Woody?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
She's a hostage video.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And made her read a statement, I really like wood
Do you want to hear.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
It no, not now going to okay, going going?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
What are your friend?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Do you like Woody quear loving?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I loved on him?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, he was laughing at you. He would loving like you.
Oh that's why you don't like him, because you're protecting me.
That's nice. But I'm in the inded, not in the class.
You're in the classroom. Yeah, and I the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The nice.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, I go again. You don't like no, Claire don like.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I'm bringing sister and she implicated my sister and Claire
being Claire gra that's a whole man thing.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Mate, you're out? When was I laughing at you?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Videos showing her where I'm laughing at She just obviously
heard the show and thinks listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah so she but she obviously thinks that you laughing
with me? Is you laughing at me?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Sometimes I am laughing at of course, But I laugh
at you.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's just what adults do.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
And maybe my daughter doesn't like you, you know, do
you ever think about that? Did you ever think about that?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Wow? Okay, how does that make you feel?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I don't play that noise again.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's actually harmful, I ask her tonight.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Sure, Okay, if you can handle it.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, I think you can.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
I imagine my daughter absolutely hates.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
It's will and Woodies all of the.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
J Hello, Analyst, Hello, confident.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Always, confidence is keen missing. I think you know you
can shoot from the hip and you know fifty percent
chance that you'll be right, So fifty percent.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Is pretty low.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
That is a low bar. Conference is not key in
this bit. It's just it's it's raw knowledge and there's
no confidence at all.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Also, getting at fifty percent of the time, that's not
not a confident answer.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
That's not that good.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
Yeah, I've been good recently, by the way, and in
our deliberations we had to take into account the fact
and this is something that we've that I think has
flawed us the last few weeks, was is that every what.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Can I I is that.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Everything that we've watched or listened to growing up, which
is a millennial staple, has pretty much been rebooted within
Analys's lifetime. So she manages to catch us up and
get these She scrounges for these scummy little scraps. In
terms of knowing her asked to her, Jennifer love Hew,
it was, you know, famous for a whole bunch of
(15:39):
things in the nineties that we loved.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yep, I know he did last summer for one.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
For one analyse knew her from Criminal Minds, and she
didn't see that coming. I just I just didn't see
that comming. She has great season with her, So it's.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Really tough for us to find a loophole here. But
I think we've got a couple of pure ones this week.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm I don't know whether your generation and tried to
bring this back on off?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (16:04):
This is fresh Prince of bel Air with Will Smith.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
I think you did do a reb here's.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
A reboot, but I just know the original.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm got sure it's on stand. Oh we love, we love,
we love. Damn God, damn it. You are beating us,
like pants down.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Will Smith is obvious, Like Will Smith is obviously like
remember the Oscar Slap?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Massive?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But why so again? What why? I said, Will Smith,
what's the first thing you think of the Oscar slap
apart from that movie?
Speaker 11 (16:42):
I would then probably say Willow Smith?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
His daughter? No, hang on, famous because his daughter what's
w Smith famous for? He's an actor? Yeah, but what's
a movie that he did that You're like, well.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
That the only other thing I know that he's done
is fresh Prince. Like I know men in Black and
when in Black two and Men in Black three. I
want to know if you guys know what f y
P stands for.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
For your pleasure, for your pleasure.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
The head.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And your eyeborder.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
The youngest member of our team, she's a woman, and
you just diebolder and said for your.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Pleasure that you have a text? Do you do that
for your pleasure?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Yeah, like I'll be wearing jeans tonight. Fy P.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Definitely not.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I'll put that down. So what so well?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
For your information?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
For your information, I imagine, I imagine it's for your
must be for your for your.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do you want to hint? It has to do with
social media?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
For your page for your for your page for your profile,
is right?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
For what's for you?
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Page?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
For you?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
What's that for you page?
Speaker 11 (18:04):
A page that the algorithm puts all.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
The like your home page. Kind I'd give you half
for you for you page? Yeah? How would you use
that in a sentence?
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Well, I'm going on my if I'm going to get
I'm going on TikTok and I saw this video on
my for you page?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
What if I took a photo of Will and then said,
f y P mate, it's for your page, for my pleasure.
(18:43):
I'm not much of a red head if you didn't know,
not really into my cars.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
But so far as you.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Might have enjoyed the low fat milk m back in
the day, you might have been a red head.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well that is as on air for an hour.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm I missed it, but that is you brought it
anyway outside of the milk.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We got a call yesterday from a woman who was
at a burnout competition.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
I was at a burnout competition and part of the
rubber tie went straight my eye.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Oh what is a burnout competition?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Sam?
Speaker 9 (19:22):
It's just with cars and they burn out, you know,
just smoke it out.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
And yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Wasn't that happy with that explanation of what a burnout
competition is.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I think you were more dissatisfied with the fact that,
well we both were, the idea that it was called
a competition. Yeah, and I think it's a spectacle. I
can understand having a I can't a tinny and watching
a car blow smoke out. Sure, but they're called comps
like how do you how do you win?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Like what what makes a good burnout, so I've actually
got sam bag.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Sam, I'm sorry we had to move on.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Obviously we had to play some hot music and play
some great ads. But can you explain to us a
bit more as to what the competitor is trying to
do to win a burnout competition?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:06):
I actually don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So you're a bit like will you just enjoy watching
the smoke and you smell on the rubber and yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, social event, isn't it, Sam? You go down?
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Social event? I mean this was going back into the
late two thousands. I think it was two thousand and seven,
maybe eight, and it was in Campbellfield and they had
it all control. It was a controlled competition.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Control controlled burnout.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's all regulated and what okay, Sam, thanks so much
for your honesty. We do have a competitor here because
I hope other people are curious about you know what
a burnout competition is, Jake, you compete in burnout competitions?
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah mate, yeah, yeah, I'm a three time burnout master
here in Australia and yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Three time master if you don't mind, So, Jakie, what
are you actually trying to do to become a master
or to do a very good burnout.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
So there is a judging criteria and there is a
point scoring cally. So there's instant smoke out of ten, smoke,
constout smoke out of twenty. Then you got your volume
of smoke twenty, and then you've got driving skill.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of Jake smoke,
a lot of smoke there early.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Between instant smoke and constant smoke. Jas that please.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yeah, mate, it's yeah pretty much. I've got an sixty
six Mustang and as soon as you're going to allow
a pedal, you want to make sure she smokes up
and just keep the smoke going. You've got to make
sure you pop both tires.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
To pop them, I've ruined both tires.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
So you've got to destroy a brand new set of
tires in a minute.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
What's an expensive competition? Get me down there?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
So, and what's your specialty, Jake? Is it instant smoke
or continuous smoke?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
It's continuous.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I got a horse, so I don't struggle with the
with the power down and smoke.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And yeah, how do you get home? Jake?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
So if you've blown out tires, how do you drive?
Speaker 7 (22:01):
We told on a specialized Yeah, toe it in do
you burn?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And I've seen that. I've seen that.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
So, Jakie, I was saying to Sam yesterday who called over,
got the tire in her eye?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I mean, first of all, it's tire in your eye.
Just comes with the territory. I imagine.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
There is there is there signs around saying obvious.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
The glasses, smoke's debris flying around and all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
You might have come along sometime and jump in the
car with me.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, this is the thing I was going to say, Jake.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
So I take my daughter down assiming lessons on a
Monday morning and often the car park is blackened with
with that you Jake.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
No, yeah there mate, Yeah you wasn't asking if.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I'm a pretty big advocate for keeping the skips off
the streets and keep on keep.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
We were entering the world, he will, mate, No, keep
regularly Nali right, because it has got it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean it's got a bad it's got a bad
name to it. The sport. Jake.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Would you walk up to a haol again and say like,
hey mate, don't do it here one of the comps
and take him under your wing.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Yeah, of course, mate. You know, it's all about safety
and you know, I don't want anyone getting head on
the streets, so it's in a safe environment on the track.
And yeah it's good.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Is it sexy? Jake? Like are you?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Are you getting out of the car and you know, well,
I don't know if you've got a missus or a
mister you walking you walking out to her afterwards and
being like geewez, babe, you're looking at the constant smoke
double champion.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah, yeah, because I actually just won the twenty twenty
five in FAED the National Burnoutmasters Award, So my partner
was there with me to celebrate it. And yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
She loves it.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
She car haads, so.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
She really she loves it. She loves you love.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
As long as I bring home the money mate, fifteen.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Fifteen, Wow, Jake, that's awesome, unreal Jacob? Did you when
you when I just like if I knew how to
drive a car like that? Like sure, Like so let's
say when you first meet your wife where you like
jump in and you know this might be a metaphor,
but I'm about to blow out a couple of times
like that from that sort of gear.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
She was in the car see her parents. So she
she's been in for a fair while.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Sorry her parents masters as well.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
That was in the showcast scene.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
So hot rots, Hot run.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It just gets the plot thickens, doesn't Jake.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Constant smoke, instant smoke, burnout, double blowout, Champs.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's just been great to have you on the show, mate.
I doubt we've learned a lot.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
And we'd love to come down to a competition. I
reckon Jake, so let.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Us know anytime, win the kids.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Hey Jake, Thanks Jake before we get into this, just
one final piece advice for everyone.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Jake, you're there.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah again. The biggest feud in pop music, I'm going
to say pop music history. No two people in any
industry have argued for this long, let alone the pop
music industry. You think these two would be famously friends
but for a very very long time.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Elton John.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I wouldn't want a feud.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
With him, No, he seems very catty.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
But the other person that I definitely would not want
to feud with arguably more than him.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
He's a material girl. That's a great feud, isn't it?
An all time? I kind of knew I don't like
I don't dive too much into the pop culture world.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I did know there was a moment because Madonna hates
Lady Gaga famously for copying her, so she kind of
always disissert.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And so she can't write.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I watched the Gaga documentary and yeah, she prize about it.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah she gets she really really hates it.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
And I'm seeing Elton John comment publicly, you know, basically
Madonna leave Lady Gaga alone.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sure, it's it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
So what I didn't know either, was that the reason
that they don't well, one of the reasons. I imagine
it goes deeper than this. I'm sure they are up
at four am at a party in Los Angeles sometime
and one of them looked at the other one the
wrong way.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Oh how good to be at that party.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
But yeah, it would have been a good could have
been a good night.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
But either way, the reason that they've publicly said that
they don't like each other, well, Madonna has said this
is because for over twenty years, Elton John has accused
her of lip syncing.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Consistently or just one thing.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So I think so, yeah, I think he said a
number of times she doesn't sing.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
In the singing world though.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Its probably the nasty you can say to someone though,
Like you're a lip sincer, isn't it Like if you
really want to hurt an artist, Yep, you start a
room at they're a lip syncer.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, you know, well I'm in the music industry.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I imagine it's as bad as it gets, not as bad.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
He's only got her Ply.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Sure you go to the playground and bring up do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Like they're a racist.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
But yeah, there's lots of ways you can slander someone, honestly,
but as.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Far as industry specific ways of having to go at someone,
like someone in an in studio. Yeah, it's like someone
saying to us like, oh, your phone topics of crab
or like no one calls for your topics.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Ever.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
W Yeah, so yeah, no, I wouldn't hate them for
twenty years if someone said our phone topics suck, that's.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That twenty years, A long twenty years.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
They have been at each other's throats anyway. They Elton
John was on Saturday Night Live on April seven, April five,
even look at me, I have a look at the facts.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Anyway, he's there.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Recently he's recently been.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
She found out about it. Yeah, that trying to get.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Across these things, are you? But Captain poo Ben's is
a pretty new story and it's highlighted, so I'm just
trying on of that.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sometimes he highlights the wrong bits. I should have said
that on air, but you know, work on your highlight Well.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Actually, actually he actually has highlighted a bit here which
I was like, read read the highlighted bit that he's
going for. Madonna is no longer hung up on her
feud with Elton John, so I like the puns. I
think you like the wordplay on the Daily Mount anyway.
So she rocks up at Saturday Night Live yea. And
(28:28):
apparently the way that it worked is as soon as
she walks over to him. Yeah, and they've been feuding
for twenty twenty years, so she's like, I know where
he's going to be, so I'm going to catch him backstage.
I I'm going to cure this God. Apparently he sees
her backstage and the first thing that came out of
his mouth was forgive me.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
What a beautiful moment?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, well this, I mean, she's tweeting this, so you know,
it could have been anything, could have been you've got herpies,
who knows. But anyway, so he says, forgive me, and
she said the war when she then goes on to
say forgiveness is a powerful tool.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Within minutes we were hugging.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh really lovely, beautiful, I mean, forgive this as a
beautiful thing?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
It reminded me of the at least ten year long
feud that you had with Joe Stanley, former radio and
you did for fighting in her microphone in the studio, and.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
I think she didn't like me, but I always liked her.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think if you fart in someone's microphone, you's.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
A bit of harmless fun will That's classic low twenties gags.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Anyway, she came on the show and she did forgive you,
which was it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
One thing that I once brought up again very late,
was I wonder if I passed wind into a microphone,
and you're standing at the other end of the radio station,
if we crank the speakers to as loud as possible,
you'll be able to hear.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
It, right, And so you were saying that you farted
into my mindphone in a.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Very long winded way.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yes, forgiveness is a powerful tool. That's classic, that's classic stuff. Okay, right,
I'm glad that you still think so.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
It's still funny.
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