April 29, 2025 • 34 mins
- Woody sucks at camping
- Hit on at a gig
- What can't you do in someone else's house
- Battle Of The Gens
- Woody's reconciliation cake
- Over 6000 emails from Mum
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Woodrow, you unbelieved.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I think you're the only person to do this since
the great department store BCF opened. But you were turned
away with a loaded credit card and an intention to
spend thousands of dollars by somebody at BCF because you
had absolutely nfi what you were doing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Give me a home.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I just I can't imagine a world where anyone like them.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The moment that you walk in the store, the doors
at BCF, for anyone that's been to a BCF, it's
the same as any one of those great department stores.
They are so well organized. If you've got money on you,
it will fall.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Out of you. Like you just you don't stand a
chance in there.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Well.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Interestingly, from the start, I think they knew how overwhelmed
I was, because I was actually ignored, like for quite
a while. What do you mean as if no one
came to me, you know, I was like I was.
I was at the top.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Because it comes to me because everyone, for context should know.
Woods came to me.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You've never camped before, and you said to me, I
want to go camping with my toddler.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And I said to you, look, you're going to need
a bit of gear.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
And for anyone that hasn't been camping before, you should
know that getting camping, getting good camping stuff is not
just a matter of esthetic like it is the difference
between having a good time and having a bad time.
If you are wet or you are cold, not fun,
it is, it's instantly bad fun.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
And let me tell you this, b Yeah, they've got
your gear. Like I've never seen so much camping.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You look, just go into one of these shops, get
into the middle, walk up to someone and just say
to them, hey, look, I've never been camping before, and
these guys they will step you through it and they
have everything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I had no idea how many How could you have
so many tent options?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
They're like, surely it's just like one person ten, two
person ten, and you know, up to six people. There
are every single type of tense on cars, tents, on
the ground, blow up tense, there's blow up tents, which
is obviously completely overwhelmed. But I wasn't even trying to
go on a full on camping trip at this point.
I just I wanted to have a dry run with
my daughter Remy. I wanted to have a tent in
(02:19):
the backyard.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, this is the advice I gave you. Do it
at home run because I think you're going. I think
she might die. So just go and do it in
your backyard first, and then you can.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Try it exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
So just like a dress rehearsal kind of thing, you know,
not a lad inside though you know it's a full on.
It's a very it's a strict dry run anyway. So
all I'm looking for was a tent. Okay, that that
was it, but I just had not.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
They've got like it's like a huge section is just tense.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I mean, get over the tents. It's a camping. There's
a lot of tens, I get it. But there's a
lot of fish, there's a lot of tents. There's a
lot of sleeping bags. There's a lot of water bottles.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
We get it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A lot of us have been into one of these
shops before.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
So yeah, I'm pulling out a different tents, Like, Okay,
that's the full person ten, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
The he got the guy on hand at this time.
Yet I told you to go and.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
At all And by the way, Remy's absolutely raining to Mark.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
She came out with a knife. I was like, where
did you get a knife from?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I to find the knife.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Anyway, So she's got a knife. I'm trying to like
deal at that point.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
At that point, can you come over and would you
mind getting knife off my daughter?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
So then he just starts talking and I'm going to
be honest with like you taking one?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He was? He was, he was really, he was great.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They're great, he was trying. They're passionate, though, aren't.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
They running through all of the options?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
And you know, after he spoke nun stop for twenty
five minutes, I was just like, yeah, Ryan, And then
I said, so what do you think I should get
from all about? And he was like, mate, between you
and me, I'm not sure if you're ready for.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I was kind of frog march down in the store.
I was wiilling to spend.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're not ready, mate, We'll go together. I will go together.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I told sim last night, I think you should come
camping with us first and just watch.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, okay, can Remy come to.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Justife at home?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well yeah, well yeah, huge moment for me, big moment,
one of the great moments. Yeah, this is a classic
shortian of the moment. I got hit on at a
gig my.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Friend, Wow, joking, Wow, how do you know that I
didn't with your child?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I mean, like I've got a child, I've still got
remy standards. He's getting it. No, No, it wasn't that ectic.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I say, with child when you're pregnant. By the way,
you're right. Yeah, So if you're actually pregnant, you say
you're with child. But is that right if you if
you're just a parent you have a child.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, I've I've misused that in this scenario actually when
I was hit on as well. But let's get into it.
So I was at a music gig a couple of
weeks ago. The Pretty Littles, Australian band. They're unreal legends,
put on a great show and a lovely time.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Will great band.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Got a new record actually called Force so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Go and listen, go and buy, do what you got
to do. Anyway, I met that gig.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What great song taking on water. I think this song's cal.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Went off with when Off.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
So I'm having a great time, obviously not thinking about
women at this point. You know, I've got a wife,
happily married man. After the gig's finished, I'm sitting at
a table. Yeah, and this woman kind of saddles over
a bit of a strange cat and she just starts
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sorry, just define strange cat.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, she was just.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Talking about how much she loves heavy metal and she
I mean, she's carved in tattoos, and it's just just
a bit of an interesting cat, a lovely cat, A
bit of an interesting cat.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And she mentioned I was with your brother. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
next you see it next to your brother.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
She's a late night vhoto. That night, I knew something.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We had a couple, we had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So this interesting cat, this woman, she walks over and
she starts talking about death metal and stuff that she's into.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And then eventually Alado producing mark he's into death metal.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
By the way, is that right? And it's a beautiful genre.
It's a beautiful genre. Anyway. She then segues into saying
to me. She says, hey, my friend over there and
points at her friend, who was also a pretty interesting game.
And the friend was kind of hunched over the bar,
and she gave her a little twinkling with the fingers
(06:26):
and she.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Said, she's quite interested in you.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh wow, if you're interested too, yeah, absolutely, And at
that point I did the for the first time ever,
the ring flash.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Because recently I flashed the ring and said, sorry, I'm
married and.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
With child, married.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Him with child, which obviously all the boys found quite
funny at that point, but I'm feeling good because I've
been hit on.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It has proven to me that I absolutely still have
it five minutes, passes up numerous times with the boys.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's just it's just great to be wanted at the
end of the day, you know, I'm a man in demand.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, And she then, the woman who was keen on me,
I see that she's moving towards me, and I was like, oh, Jesse,
I'm sorry, boys, I'm really sorry to interrupting him, but
it seems that she hasn't taken the hint, and she's
back for more. So she kind of slowly walks over
and as I'm about to say to her, like I
am being serious, I'm married, I'm with child, I noticed
(07:27):
that she actually stands next to your brother George, and
she starts rubbing his lumber back. And I've had a
couple of drinks at this point, and I was like, hey,
hang on, I thought you were keen on me.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This meant something to me, she was anyone at that
point can imagine.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'd love to know from you driving home what you
what you were caught doing in somebody else's house.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Shocking moment. Shocking moment, not.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
A nice feeling if you've been doing something untoward, and then
there necessarily needs to be all that all that untoward either,
because you know, when you're in somebody else's house, generally speaking,
you got to mind your p's and q's, So.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It could just be something really slight.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Sometimes you slip up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You've had a few big ones, and we'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
But the reason I'm bringing this up is because there's
a guy in Brisbane who has been busted now on camera.
They installed the camera after he was caught the first
He did it twice and they put a camera in
to catch him properly. But he was caught sneaking in
and swimming in a family pool.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
It just feels a little bit entitled. He's like sweaty,
has sneakers on and he's running and then he's stretching
in the pool after a run, which is honestly very
gross because it's just like this guy that we don't
know he's coming in, sweaty and swimmingly installed better CCTV
after about the second time. It's likely that he could
event we just wouldn't have known. It's just really odd,
like just.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Bizarre, nice song for our audience.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Run on the demo kidding Mate Dad Big in nineteen
seventy five.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Bold move from straight so plane straight that and So
he's a complete random and he's obviously just figured out
these people have a pool.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He's obviously an easy way to get into the pool.
And he goes, you know what, I go for a
run around there. You know what, I'd love to do. Brisbanes,
you know, can be.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Quite a human city. I imagine at the end of
a run, he's gone, you know what, I can't swim
in the river. Too many pool sharks. What I'll do?
There's a pool right there?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Why buy a pool?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Why?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He's a random?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And you know what, there's a part of me, there's
a part of me.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And I know this is gontroversial, but I'd almost say
that's fair game.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What's hang on breaking into someone's house?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
He broke it into the house, Will Well what He's
trying to understand that these trespassed he.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Also with him break it into their house and having
a nap in their bed.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Sorry mate, you didn't realize we're reading Goldilocks and the
Three Bears eating their porridge too.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I think depending on how easy the pool is to
get into, or does she have a fence, I don't know.
I think she would, but I don't know, but she
might not. You know, infinity pools are very much in vogue,
I think, And you know, it looks like a beautiful
new farm home in Brisbane, and who knows, maybe he's
finished his run and you know, the end of the
track is but a couple of meters from the edge
(10:37):
of the pool.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't know. But I'm not saying.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'm not saying it's okay, but I'm what I am
saying is, in terms of things that you can get
caught doing in other people's homes, I think this is
pretty far down the list.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's fair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Like if you if you're if you you particularly this guy,
he's a stranger, So we're not talking about that. We're
talking about it if you've been invited into somebody's house,
if someone has come over and they've got a swimming pool,
even if they don't invite you over for a swim,
I think that's that's that's playball to have a dip
in their pool.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh, if you've been invited to a house, you've got
free reign on the pool. Absolutely what you've got to
be if you are invited into their land, I think
you can utilize all of their lands.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It is but hang on.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But it is interesting though, because this is I suppose
this is why I'm asking people to call as to
where the line is a lot of the time about
what is deemed as a strange thing to be doing
in someone's house. If you've been invited in, what are
the implied things that you are allowed to do?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Where does this stand?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So don't say eating porridge or sleeping in their bed?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I say this person was having a bit of a
bit of a do wouldn't say it was like a house?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Very interesting it And were you strictly invited to the house. Okay,
so you're on the you're on the guest list.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I know that you're there, to be fair, like, I
wasn't exactly super close with them.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sixteen seventeen, Oh okay, so teenage house party, totally different story.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
So it's the parents' house as well, so I look,
I'm a few steps removed.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
So you want to be minding your p's and q's.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No doubt.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
But I went to the fridge because we were keeping
our drinks, just a couple of drinks in the fridge,
and I noticed that they had six liters of milk
in their fridge, and I was like, that's that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is an extraordinary amount of milk.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
And I went to a couple of mates and I
was like, you won't believe how many leaders of milk
they've got in their fridge. And anyway, one thing led
to another, and we decided to have a milk bath.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So we made strake the milk out of the fee.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think we all agree.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
And the owner walked in and saw us completely nude
having a milk bath.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Where does that lie?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think outside the line? Thirteen six five? What were
you caught doing in another person's house?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I got caught drinking OJ from the bottle in my jocks?
Was it a new part?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Five?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
If they've got like an elect you know those electric
mobility chairs that take you upstairs?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Are you deliberately bringing this up? Because you know I
did this and I broke.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It do you reckon? Do you reckon? You're allowed to
go on that up and down the staircase, particularly if
it's the way the grandparents get up and down the staircase,
do you And you're allowed to go up and down
the stairs twenty to thirty times, yelling out, I'll be
back in a jiff. Do you reckon? That's what do
you think?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
That's that's a one that was a very funny.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What about? What about? What about? Here's a good one?
Wing in their garden?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Oh yeah, no, this was a bad story because so
I look at the.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Wing in a stranger's garden, I think, yeah, I think
if they've had you over.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
I think if you go, if you make the effort
to go to guard, obviously you can't. You know, we
indoors outside of a toilet, right, I want to make
that very clear, and I got done mine.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So most people would wear in the toilet.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
No, but if it's a party sometimes that they don't
have multiple toilets a lot of the time, so you
sneak out.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Depends on the time of the night, I think. I
think it would depend very much on the time of
the night.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Okay, so I've done it numerous times, but one time
I did do it, it didn't go well. Just make sure
you check for floodlights motion sensored floodlights.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Because I was mid.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Week, out of prison, friend of your mother and Little's by.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
George is cooled, I'm fitting a six five, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
What do you call doing in a stranger's house?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
So it's kind of a two parter. I was like
seventeen at a house party, drinking drunk, of course, and
I was really hungry, like starving me some food. There
was nothing out. I was asked the girl who's hosting, like,
can I have some food? And she's like, yeah, that's fine,
go help yourself for me and my mate eating some
(14:51):
cereal in the pantry, and then the mum walks in,
She's like, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
See, well that's that's this, Georgia. I was going to
raise this.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I reckon there are certain staples in a in a
person's house that's not your house, that's a fair game.
Dry crackers, cereal, yeah, I think, salt and pepper, tomato sauce.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I draw the one opening the packet though, so I
think if the cereal was open, it's fair game.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but if it's closed, you gott to leave that.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But I think I think, yeah, if they say to
you go go and help.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yourself, well no, I don't need that. You've invited yourself
at Grace.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
As soon as they say, welcome me in.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
All license, Grace, Grace, what were you caught doing in
a stranger's house?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Hi, guys, I was at a house party. I was
nineteen drunk and I was caught urineating in a bucket
because the.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Toilet was four.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
See, because because you're rocking a hard place there, aren't you, Grace?
Whose bucket was it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Grace?
Speaker 10 (15:48):
I just I don't, I don't know. I just grabbed
the bucket. There was a bucket around and I just
grabbed it. I think it was supposed to be a
plant sitting in the bucket at some point, but that
got taken out.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So yeah, right the reaction I gave it and then
it compare a bucket, take that out. That's quite what
you can't encount do it, Curtious.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I think it's industrious, industrious finding the bucket?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Do you mean?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's busy in a bucket definition of industries only fucking Industries,
Jane's Sharon's killed. I'm thirty one and six five. Sharon,
What were you will you caught doing at another person's house?
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Oh h well it was a very long time ago.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yes, but I drunk. It appears to be the child.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
I wasn't drunk. And it was during the day and
it was a scorcher of a summer day in Melbourne,
and we were sitting by the pool, another pool one
and it was really really warm, and I my the
person who owned the house, said I'm just going to
pop out and get something down at the shops. I'll
be like twenty minutes, half an hour or something.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll be back, which is free reign. By the way,
that's a huge moment. You go to someone's house and
they go, I'm getting out of here. I don't know
about you, but I'm going through drawers.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
Well that wasn't the case. That wasn't the case because
by mistake, she locked the exterior door that went to
the house, so I couldn't get in. I couldn't even
go and get a drink. There was no drinks left outside.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I was.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
I was outside for hours. She was a really long
time and I had to go the toilet, and it
was number two and I couldn't hold myself any longer.
So I went to the dog bowl and I pooped
in the dog bowle. I felt pretty bad, but the
dog I had no choice.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And then I was, I mean, the only one.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Alone.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's Will and woodies of I mean, let's get down
to it. I reckon, Well, let's just get it. Let's
just get a point on the board.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And how are you? Analy feeling good? So good?
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Ready to beat you guys, today's my day.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I regret asking you how you were.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's get straight into it, all right. Analyse? Analyse? Who
is Pete Sampress?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh, I don't know who Pete? It kind of sounds
like someone who does like is like in music or some.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Sort music and what genre like classical?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
With yes warmer trumpet.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Warm trump Pete Samdpress trumpeter.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Now you're saying, Will has like gone yes, yes, and
you have gone a bit more?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Are you sure? And I'm now drinking?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
He's maybe like.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
A cricketer, Pete Sampress Spress cricketer.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You're closer with jazz musician, famous, famous.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Trumpeter locking one?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is he a jazz the lip Samdpress.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Lip Pete the lip sadpress, the trumpeter, Yeah, the jazz trumpeter.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, maybe a conductor, the jazz.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. He's also
known as pistol.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh an actor.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Okay, Pete Sampras is one of the greatest tennis players
to ever walked the planet. Oh incorrect on that one,
bad luck wonder us?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
No, No, I know, Nick Curios, well done, Tanasi Cocknarkis.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh, there you go, Sam.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Costa all people obviously, Okay, I have one for you, guys.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Isn't Sam cons cricketers are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No, Sam Costas same? Oh yeah, maybe Sam. There's another
Sam anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
This isn't even a generational thing. This is just embarrassing plot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Who is Chris Hughes.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Hu's cricketers? K Hugh Chris lips Hughes trumpeter, trumpeter.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Sorry Chris Chris Hughes. Chris Hughes.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You might have seen him in.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's an actor. He's an actor. He's an actor. He's
an actor.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Chris Hughesy he is? I think I think he's an actor.
It's a good question. I'm almost positive he is an
actor though.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes, Okay, movies or TV.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
She's letting us on, mate, I can read it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I want to know what movie?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I don't know. I don't know. I think he could
be in something from Netflix recently. No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Why did you think?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I don't know. I feel like I saw his name
recently somewhere.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
You've definitely seen his name recently somewhere.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Damn, damn. Are you getting anything for Hugh?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Chris Hughes is a reality star from the UK who
recently appeared on Big Brother UK.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
And this is the Jojo what what thing?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
The Jojo? What? What's the Jojo?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Chris became really close with pop star Jojo Sea in
the Big Brother House and people think that because Jojo
just broke up with her girlfriend, and people think, is
Jojo a girl? JoJo's a girl?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Sorry? So the Jojo is in UK. He was in
the Big.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Brother House in the UK and got really close with
this guy called Chris Hughes. Okay, and then when when
they came out, Jojo thought she Jojo broke up with
her partner Cath because.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I Regoon's moving on. That's there's germany steps there.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's like when you meet someone you're like, oh, yeah,
they're married to my cousin, and like, what does that
make them the fird cousin?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
All right, Analys, talk to me who sings this song?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Firstly? Do you know the song? You've heard of the song? No,
you haven't heard this song.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
No. I'm usually pretty well versed in music too.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
If you're pretty well versed in music, you'd know who
sings is? What genre is it?
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Reggae?
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Nice, reggae, Bob Marley Banks, How did you get that reggae?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I just thought Bob Marley reggae.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Favorite male song that one.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Okay, So I was tossing up between that, analyst, and
also because the other thing that's come up for us
is do you can you just explain for me, very briefly,
in a sentence, in one sentence, in one sentence, explained
for me what the first Star Wars series is about.
You didn't get one.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Sentence, a long sentence. Princess Leia loves Luke Skywalker fighting
for the love against evil.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Pretty good, pretty good? Their brother and sister brother wanting
to quizz up next. I hope you're having a great
drive home.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
You listen a kiss on your Tuesday afternoon. Hey, we'll
see you on the other side of some Mariah Carey.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Thanks Analis. It would have been really weird.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Really, they do kiss looking like they kiss.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's a bit weird if you're just joining us. My
two year old daughter, Max hates Woody and it's it's
it's been very entertaining. I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hello Max, Max.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Is, what are your friend?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Queer? Loving you? So we don't like?
Speaker 13 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Max?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
She's running? Do you say she's running? Run after her?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Run after her? Do you like Woodie? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I don't know why I need this, but I need.
I need your daughter to like me.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I just and she canff that. She can smell that
on you.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
It's the desperation is similar to all your girlfriends in
high school. It eventually pushes them away wards.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, don't you know my wife is still with me.
She hasn't got a whiff just yet.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
But look, basically, I've been doing a lot of things now.
I pretty much come to your house every morning, not
for work purposes, not to see you. Even I just
drop over gifts. So I've done hot cross buns. I've
done activity books. I just leave cash sometimes under the door.
I'm not sure if she's getting that. But you then
asked her because none of this was helping or working. No,
(24:39):
you then did me a solid, You asked her what
I have to.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Do, not just your solid. I think everyone is solid.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I think even for the sake of the show, I
think even for the sake of the audience, I think
there are people sick of sick of us talking about
you trying to win a two year old's affections. So
I just need to get a little bit direct with her.
And I took the opportunity the other night because I
said to you yesterday. She she I think she is cottoning
on to the fact that this is a.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Bit she knows. You know, once once, once a toddler
knows that there's.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
A tension around something, they'll keep doing it. Sure, So
I'm trying to put an end to this. Sure, largely
for her sake, by the way, and also for the daycare.
They're you know, sort of wondering why there's the guy
with the blonde ponytail sort of hanging around me out
the front of the day he.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Saw me, did they that's unfortunate. I was just throwing
snacks over the fence.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So I said to you the other night before I
put her down, I said, Maxie, is there anything that
wood he could do for you in order for you
to consider him a friend again?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Not have catch for me?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You would be happy if he makes a cack for you.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There you go, there you have it.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It's like she knew the one thing that I'm incapable
of doing.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It's like, I don't know how she like. I feel
like you've fetted this information. Mate, don't shoot the message.
I'm sorry, but how else would you find she knew that?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That is it? That is she like?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
She just she just she's at that age where she
started clocking.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
What a birthday is.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Ah, And we had a couple of birthdays in my
family recently. There's obviously cake involved. And for her that
is the like I think. You know, when you're a
kid and like someone brings out a birthday cake, it
is just the world.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You know that you're about to get a green card
to eat something delicious sweet, You know that your parents
can't get in the way because some stranger is going
to cut you a huge lab and put it on
a piece of paper effectively, And even if you don't
need it off the plate, they'll wrap it in a
napkin and give you a hunk of it to put
in your school bag. Like It's just it's ridiculously good.
And it comes with fire on top of it. You
(26:42):
get to blow the camels out, you get to sing
a song. So cake for her is the number one
thing in the world at the moment. It is her
birthday in about a month as well, so.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Oh we could tie in that, but I wouldn't mind
having her love before a month.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'm just, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm not betrothing her to you.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
This is not down giving me like me.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I don't like me, right, So anyway, I just need
more direction though, because on the cake cake cake is
just so broad, So I think we need to call her.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Kind of cake. You want chocolate cake? What do you
want on it? John Bluey? Do you want a wiggle?
A wiggle on the cake? I need direction. Baking is
not necessarily my bag in general.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Famously, at a sharehouse served a souf fry, which was
a you put some sushi, you put some sushi and
some nacho's in the oven and mix them together. Yeah yeah,
souf fry sushi and a sturf fry. Yeah yeah, A
stir fried nach was delicious dish. I found out later
when I went to bed. Everyone threw it out anyway,
(27:44):
and I was never allowed to cook again. But I
just I need some more direction on what cake she wants,
because right now it's just too broad. Like you know,
you don't just have cake written on a menu, do
you know what I mean? So I just think, if
it's okay with you, because I do appreciate.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
That I am starting to intrude on your family, we
just give her a quick tinkle now, yeah, so I've
checked with sim.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We can call her great, okay, but quick, So you
can't talk.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, first of all, she knows that you're with me
because she knows that I'm at work, So I won't talk.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I won't talk.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't think Sam told me that. I don't think
you'll need to talk. Apparently she's quite well about she's.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Not a Jedi. She can't sense that I'm here.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I won't talk, okay, all right, Well, I think she's
pretty averse to you.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
But all right, here we go Hi, Hello, Hello, how
are we going there?
Speaker 10 (28:39):
You're good? Un the phone?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Thank you? Remember hey, Maxie?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
She knows, Hi, Maxie. She knows she knows he's here,
doesn't she.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
She knows she knows. That's so funny. She knows that
what he's here.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Don't put this on me. I said nothing, send me.
You might have to ask you a question. If what
he makes her a cake?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're on?
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
What what's what sort of cake does she want?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
You don't know?
Speaker 10 (29:25):
You know when you like crawl on your elbows forward,
we call it tiger. What makes you?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
What cake?
Speaker 13 (29:40):
Do you want?
Speaker 9 (29:41):
The cake?
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Million?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Let's go on, make your order?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
Your orders sugar up?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Do you get that?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Said? Chuco? Sugar la chocolate?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay? Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
White chocolate? You don't even know what? And what do
you want on the cake? Makes you? Do you want
the Little Mermaid? Do you want Santa Claus? Do you
want the Easter Bunny? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
She's drunk with power. She's laughing at me.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Okay, like a Bond villain, eupathetic adults.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I've got you right where I want you, and she
does she has okay, white white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I think that's all we're going to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Is that hard? Is that hard to do?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Mate? Can I suggest something by it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
She have no idea?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, okay, let's talk about Meghan Markle what she secretly
does for her kids every single night while they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Interestingly, you think this is cute.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I think the whole.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Audio, the audio, I mean, I think this is a
bit strange, and I think it's a bit much.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
So I just think it's a nice one. I think
that I think that she's thought about how she's going
to remember, like her kids are going to remember her
and their time together.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Okay, so she's doing this podcast, right, and I'll let her,
you know, I'll play the audio on a second. But basically,
she said, before she goes to bed every single night. Yep,
she's set up these secret emails for her kids. So
her kids don't even realize they have an email address
yet because they're too young, and she writes them an
email every night, Yeah, every single night. Will Okay, here's
(31:45):
her talking about they will.
Speaker 14 (31:47):
End up one at one point in their life, maybe
when they're sixteen or when they're eighteen. That I say
here's an email that I've been keeping for you.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
I have full body chills right now, for your whole life.
Speaker 14 (31:56):
And here's everything and every moment that I wanted to
tell you how much I love you, and like how
proud I am a few on of all things being
emotional for them to be able to look back and go,
oh my gosh, she just loved.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Us so much. You got the chills? Will you got
the full body chills?
Speaker 12 (32:14):
I have full body chills right now.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Let's just do a quick math, real quick math.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
How did she make such a sweet idea sound so lame?
This is the issue with her.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
She just she can't help herself, but ruin really nice,
simple things. It's just this, it's the it's the tone
in her voice. Oh my god, I love you again,
just like you love your kids, mate, We all love
our kids.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's awesome, It's really cool. It's the nicest. It is
the most beautiful thing on the whole planet. Just try.
You don't need to write an email every night, because
the idea of collating, you know, there's some footage of them,
you know, like what we have we keep all the
Maxi's footage together on the cam quarter. We try and
catch it. You can give her an SD card when
(33:01):
she's eighteen years old.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'll write them a letter once a year.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
That's fine, but will if you write them an email
every night on their eighteenth birthday. What Megan's going to
do is go, hey, hey, arch You've got an email
addressed by the way, and I've done the math.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You've got six thousand, five hundred and seventy emails from
money which you can just work.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Through over the next year because I wrote you an
email every single night of your life telling your how
much I loved it.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Now go to your room because there'll be pop quiz.
There'll be a pop quiz, six five hundred and seventy
emails waiting for you in the inbox. Archie, Now get
to work. I'll read it out a DOSSI are here.
It is stick as the Bible.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
I have four body chills right now.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
What up to five three hundred and forty two mm.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Keep going, it's getting on. Some emails, work emails. Now
bells from my no
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Woodrow, you unbelieved.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I think you're the only person to do this since
the great department store BCF opened. But you were turned
away with a loaded credit card and an intention to
spend thousands of dollars by somebody at BCF because you
had absolutely nfi what you were doing.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Give me a home.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I just I can't imagine a world where anyone like them.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The moment that you walk in the store, the doors
at BCF, for anyone that's been to a BCF, it's
the same as any one of those great department stores.
They are so well organized. If you've got money on you,
it will fall.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Out of you. Like you just you don't stand a
chance in there.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Well.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Interestingly, from the start, I think they knew how overwhelmed
I was, because I was actually ignored, like for quite
a while. What do you mean as if no one
came to me, you know, I was like I was.
I was at the top.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Because it comes to me because everyone, for context should know.
Woods came to me.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You've never camped before, and you said to me, I
want to go camping with my toddler.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And I said to you, look, you're going to need
a bit of gear.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
And for anyone that hasn't been camping before, you should
know that getting camping, getting good camping stuff is not
just a matter of esthetic like it is the difference
between having a good time and having a bad time.
If you are wet or you are cold, not fun,
it is, it's instantly bad fun.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
And let me tell you this, b Yeah, they've got
your gear. Like I've never seen so much camping.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You look, just go into one of these shops, get
into the middle, walk up to someone and just say
to them, hey, look, I've never been camping before, and
these guys they will step you through it and they
have everything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I had no idea how many How could you have
so many tent options?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
They're like, surely it's just like one person ten, two
person ten, and you know, up to six people. There
are every single type of tense on cars, tents, on
the ground, blow up tense, there's blow up tents, which
is obviously completely overwhelmed. But I wasn't even trying to
go on a full on camping trip at this point.
I just I wanted to have a dry run with
my daughter Remy. I wanted to have a tent in
(02:19):
the backyard.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, this is the advice I gave you. Do it
at home run because I think you're going. I think
she might die. So just go and do it in
your backyard first, and then you can.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Try it exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
So just like a dress rehearsal kind of thing, you know,
not a lad inside though you know it's a full on.
It's a very it's a strict dry run anyway. So
all I'm looking for was a tent. Okay, that that
was it, but I just had not.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
They've got like it's like a huge section is just tense.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I mean, get over the tents. It's a camping. There's
a lot of tens, I get it. But there's a
lot of fish, there's a lot of tents. There's a
lot of sleeping bags. There's a lot of water bottles.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
We get it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A lot of us have been into one of these
shops before.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
So yeah, I'm pulling out a different tents, Like, Okay,
that's the full person ten, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
The he got the guy on hand at this time.
Yet I told you to go and.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
At all And by the way, Remy's absolutely raining to Mark.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
She came out with a knife. I was like, where
did you get a knife from?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I to find the knife.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Anyway, So she's got a knife. I'm trying to like
deal at that point.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
At that point, can you come over and would you
mind getting knife off my daughter?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
So then he just starts talking and I'm going to
be honest with like you taking one?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He was? He was, he was really, he was great.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They're great, he was trying. They're passionate, though, aren't.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
They running through all of the options?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
And you know, after he spoke nun stop for twenty
five minutes, I was just like, yeah, Ryan, And then
I said, so what do you think I should get
from all about? And he was like, mate, between you
and me, I'm not sure if you're ready for.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I was kind of frog march down in the store.
I was wiilling to spend.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're not ready, mate, We'll go together. I will go together.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I told sim last night, I think you should come
camping with us first and just watch.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, okay, can Remy come to.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Justife at home?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well yeah, well yeah, huge moment for me, big moment,
one of the great moments. Yeah, this is a classic
shortian of the moment. I got hit on at a
gig my.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Friend, Wow, joking, Wow, how do you know that I
didn't with your child?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I mean, like I've got a child, I've still got
remy standards. He's getting it. No, No, it wasn't that ectic.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I say, with child when you're pregnant. By the way,
you're right. Yeah, So if you're actually pregnant, you say
you're with child. But is that right if you if
you're just a parent you have a child.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, I've I've misused that in this scenario actually when
I was hit on as well. But let's get into it.
So I was at a music gig a couple of
weeks ago. The Pretty Littles, Australian band. They're unreal legends,
put on a great show and a lovely time.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Will great band.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Got a new record actually called Force so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Go and listen, go and buy, do what you got
to do. Anyway, I met that gig.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What great song taking on water. I think this song's cal.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Went off with when Off.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
So I'm having a great time, obviously not thinking about
women at this point. You know, I've got a wife,
happily married man. After the gig's finished, I'm sitting at
a table. Yeah, and this woman kind of saddles over
a bit of a strange cat and she just starts
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sorry, just define strange cat.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, she was just.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Talking about how much she loves heavy metal and she
I mean, she's carved in tattoos, and it's just just
a bit of an interesting cat, a lovely cat, A
bit of an interesting cat.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And she mentioned I was with your brother. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
next you see it next to your brother.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
She's a late night vhoto. That night, I knew something.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We had a couple, we had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So this interesting cat, this woman, she walks over and
she starts talking about death metal and stuff that she's into.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And then eventually Alado producing mark he's into death metal.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
By the way, is that right? And it's a beautiful genre.
It's a beautiful genre. Anyway. She then segues into saying
to me. She says, hey, my friend over there and
points at her friend, who was also a pretty interesting game.
And the friend was kind of hunched over the bar,
and she gave her a little twinkling with the fingers
(06:26):
and she.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Said, she's quite interested in you.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh wow, if you're interested too, yeah, absolutely, And at
that point I did the for the first time ever,
the ring flash.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Because recently I flashed the ring and said, sorry, I'm
married and.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
With child, married.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Him with child, which obviously all the boys found quite
funny at that point, but I'm feeling good because I've
been hit on.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It has proven to me that I absolutely still have
it five minutes, passes up numerous times with the boys.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's just it's just great to be wanted at the
end of the day, you know, I'm a man in demand.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, And she then, the woman who was keen on me,
I see that she's moving towards me, and I was like, oh, Jesse,
I'm sorry, boys, I'm really sorry to interrupting him, but
it seems that she hasn't taken the hint, and she's
back for more. So she kind of slowly walks over
and as I'm about to say to her, like I
am being serious, I'm married, I'm with child, I noticed
(07:27):
that she actually stands next to your brother George, and
she starts rubbing his lumber back. And I've had a
couple of drinks at this point, and I was like, hey,
hang on, I thought you were keen on me.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This meant something to me, she was anyone at that
point can imagine.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'd love to know from you driving home what you
what you were caught doing in somebody else's house.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Shocking moment. Shocking moment, not.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
A nice feeling if you've been doing something untoward, and then
there necessarily needs to be all that all that untoward either,
because you know, when you're in somebody else's house, generally speaking,
you got to mind your p's and q's, So.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It could just be something really slight.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Sometimes you slip up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You've had a few big ones, and we'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
But the reason I'm bringing this up is because there's
a guy in Brisbane who has been busted now on camera.
They installed the camera after he was caught the first
He did it twice and they put a camera in
to catch him properly. But he was caught sneaking in
and swimming in a family pool.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
It just feels a little bit entitled. He's like sweaty,
has sneakers on and he's running and then he's stretching
in the pool after a run, which is honestly very
gross because it's just like this guy that we don't
know he's coming in, sweaty and swimmingly installed better CCTV
after about the second time. It's likely that he could
event we just wouldn't have known. It's just really odd,
like just.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Bizarre, nice song for our audience.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Run on the demo kidding Mate Dad Big in nineteen
seventy five.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Bold move from straight so plane straight that and So
he's a complete random and he's obviously just figured out
these people have a pool.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He's obviously an easy way to get into the pool.
And he goes, you know what, I go for a
run around there. You know what, I'd love to do. Brisbanes,
you know, can be.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Quite a human city. I imagine at the end of
a run, he's gone, you know what, I can't swim
in the river. Too many pool sharks. What I'll do?
There's a pool right there?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Why buy a pool?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Why?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He's a random?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And you know what, there's a part of me, there's
a part of me.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And I know this is gontroversial, but I'd almost say
that's fair game.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What's hang on breaking into someone's house?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
He broke it into the house, Will Well what He's
trying to understand that these trespassed he.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Also with him break it into their house and having
a nap in their bed.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Sorry mate, you didn't realize we're reading Goldilocks and the
Three Bears eating their porridge too.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I think depending on how easy the pool is to
get into, or does she have a fence, I don't know.
I think she would, but I don't know, but she
might not. You know, infinity pools are very much in vogue,
I think, And you know, it looks like a beautiful
new farm home in Brisbane, and who knows, maybe he's
finished his run and you know, the end of the
track is but a couple of meters from the edge
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of the pool.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't know. But I'm not saying.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'm not saying it's okay, but I'm what I am
saying is, in terms of things that you can get
caught doing in other people's homes, I think this is
pretty far down the list.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's fair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Like if you if you're if you you particularly this guy,
he's a stranger, So we're not talking about that. We're
talking about it if you've been invited into somebody's house,
if someone has come over and they've got a swimming pool,
even if they don't invite you over for a swim,
I think that's that's that's playball to have a dip
in their pool.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh, if you've been invited to a house, you've got
free reign on the pool. Absolutely what you've got to
be if you are invited into their land, I think
you can utilize all of their lands.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It is but hang on.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But it is interesting though, because this is I suppose
this is why I'm asking people to call as to
where the line is a lot of the time about
what is deemed as a strange thing to be doing
in someone's house. If you've been invited in, what are
the implied things that you are allowed to do?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Where does this stand?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So don't say eating porridge or sleeping in their bed?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I say this person was having a bit of a
bit of a do wouldn't say it was like a house?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Very interesting it And were you strictly invited to the house. Okay,
so you're on the you're on the guest list.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I know that you're there, to be fair, like, I
wasn't exactly super close with them.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sixteen seventeen, Oh okay, so teenage house party, totally different story.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
So it's the parents' house as well, so I look,
I'm a few steps removed.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
So you want to be minding your p's and q's.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No doubt.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
But I went to the fridge because we were keeping
our drinks, just a couple of drinks in the fridge,
and I noticed that they had six liters of milk
in their fridge, and I was like, that's that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is an extraordinary amount of milk.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
And I went to a couple of mates and I
was like, you won't believe how many leaders of milk
they've got in their fridge. And anyway, one thing led
to another, and we decided to have a milk bath.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So we made strake the milk out of the fee.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think we all agree.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
And the owner walked in and saw us completely nude
having a milk bath.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Where does that lie?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I think outside the line? Thirteen six five? What were
you caught doing in another person's house?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I got caught drinking OJ from the bottle in my jocks?
Was it a new part?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Five?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
If they've got like an elect you know those electric
mobility chairs that take you upstairs?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Are you deliberately bringing this up? Because you know I
did this and I broke.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It do you reckon? Do you reckon? You're allowed to
go on that up and down the staircase, particularly if
it's the way the grandparents get up and down the staircase,
do you And you're allowed to go up and down
the stairs twenty to thirty times, yelling out, I'll be
back in a jiff. Do you reckon? That's what do
you think?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
That's that's a one that was a very funny.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What about? What about? What about? Here's a good one?
Wing in their garden?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Oh yeah, no, this was a bad story because so
I look at the.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Wing in a stranger's garden, I think, yeah, I think
if they've had you over.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
I think if you go, if you make the effort
to go to guard, obviously you can't. You know, we
indoors outside of a toilet, right, I want to make
that very clear, and I got done mine.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So most people would wear in the toilet.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
No, but if it's a party sometimes that they don't
have multiple toilets a lot of the time, so you
sneak out.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Depends on the time of the night, I think. I
think it would depend very much on the time of
the night.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Okay, so I've done it numerous times, but one time
I did do it, it didn't go well. Just make sure
you check for floodlights motion sensored floodlights.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Because I was mid.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Week, out of prison, friend of your mother and Little's by.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
George is cooled, I'm fitting a six five, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
What do you call doing in a stranger's house?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
So it's kind of a two parter. I was like
seventeen at a house party, drinking drunk, of course, and
I was really hungry, like starving me some food. There
was nothing out. I was asked the girl who's hosting, like,
can I have some food? And she's like, yeah, that's fine,
go help yourself for me and my mate eating some
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cereal in the pantry, and then the mum walks in,
She's like, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
See, well that's that's this, Georgia. I was going to
raise this.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I reckon there are certain staples in a in a
person's house that's not your house, that's a fair game.
Dry crackers, cereal, yeah, I think, salt and pepper, tomato sauce.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I draw the one opening the packet though, so I
think if the cereal was open, it's fair game.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but if it's closed, you gott to leave that.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But I think I think, yeah, if they say to
you go go and help.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yourself, well no, I don't need that. You've invited yourself
at Grace.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
As soon as they say, welcome me in.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
All license, Grace, Grace, what were you caught doing in
a stranger's house?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Hi, guys, I was at a house party. I was
nineteen drunk and I was caught urineating in a bucket
because the.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Toilet was four.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
See, because because you're rocking a hard place there, aren't you, Grace?
Whose bucket was it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Grace?
Speaker 10 (15:48):
I just I don't, I don't know. I just grabbed
the bucket. There was a bucket around and I just
grabbed it. I think it was supposed to be a
plant sitting in the bucket at some point, but that
got taken out.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So yeah, right the reaction I gave it and then
it compare a bucket, take that out. That's quite what
you can't encount do it, Curtious.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I think it's industrious, industrious finding the bucket?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Do you mean?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's busy in a bucket definition of industries only fucking Industries,
Jane's Sharon's killed. I'm thirty one and six five. Sharon,
What were you will you caught doing at another person's house?
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Oh h well it was a very long time ago.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yes, but I drunk. It appears to be the child.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
I wasn't drunk. And it was during the day and
it was a scorcher of a summer day in Melbourne,
and we were sitting by the pool, another pool one
and it was really really warm, and I my the
person who owned the house, said I'm just going to
pop out and get something down at the shops. I'll
be like twenty minutes, half an hour or something.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll be back, which is free reign. By the way,
that's a huge moment. You go to someone's house and
they go, I'm getting out of here. I don't know
about you, but I'm going through drawers.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
Well that wasn't the case. That wasn't the case because
by mistake, she locked the exterior door that went to
the house, so I couldn't get in. I couldn't even
go and get a drink. There was no drinks left outside.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I was.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
I was outside for hours. She was a really long
time and I had to go the toilet, and it
was number two and I couldn't hold myself any longer.
So I went to the dog bowl and I pooped
in the dog bowle. I felt pretty bad, but the
dog I had no choice.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And then I was, I mean, the only one.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Alone.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's Will and woodies of I mean, let's get down
to it. I reckon, Well, let's just get it. Let's
just get a point on the board.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And how are you? Analy feeling good? So good?
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Ready to beat you guys, today's my day.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I regret asking you how you were.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's get straight into it, all right. Analyse? Analyse? Who
is Pete Sampress?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Oh, I don't know who Pete? It kind of sounds
like someone who does like is like in music or some.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Sort music and what genre like classical?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
With yes warmer trumpet.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Warm trump Pete Samdpress trumpeter.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Now you're saying, Will has like gone yes, yes, and
you have gone a bit more?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Are you sure? And I'm now drinking?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
He's maybe like.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
A cricketer, Pete Sampress Spress cricketer.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You're closer with jazz musician, famous, famous.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Trumpeter locking one?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is he a jazz the lip Samdpress.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Lip Pete the lip sadpress, the trumpeter, Yeah, the jazz trumpeter.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, maybe a conductor, the jazz.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. He's also
known as pistol.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh an actor.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Okay, Pete Sampras is one of the greatest tennis players
to ever walked the planet. Oh incorrect on that one,
bad luck wonder us?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
No, No, I know, Nick Curios, well done, Tanasi Cocknarkis.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh, there you go, Sam.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Costa all people obviously, Okay, I have one for you, guys.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Isn't Sam cons cricketers are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No, Sam Costas same? Oh yeah, maybe Sam. There's another
Sam anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
This isn't even a generational thing. This is just embarrassing plot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Who is Chris Hughes.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Hu's cricketers? K Hugh Chris lips Hughes trumpeter, trumpeter.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Sorry Chris Chris Hughes. Chris Hughes.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You might have seen him in.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's an actor. He's an actor. He's an actor. He's
an actor.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Chris Hughesy he is? I think I think he's an actor.
It's a good question. I'm almost positive he is an
actor though.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes, Okay, movies or TV.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
She's letting us on, mate, I can read it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I want to know what movie?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I don't know. I don't know. I think he could
be in something from Netflix recently. No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Why did you think?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I don't know. I feel like I saw his name
recently somewhere.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
You've definitely seen his name recently somewhere.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Damn, damn. Are you getting anything for Hugh?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Chris Hughes is a reality star from the UK who
recently appeared on Big Brother UK.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
And this is the Jojo what what thing?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
The Jojo? What? What's the Jojo?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Chris became really close with pop star Jojo Sea in
the Big Brother House and people think that because Jojo
just broke up with her girlfriend, and people think, is
Jojo a girl? JoJo's a girl?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Sorry? So the Jojo is in UK. He was in
the Big.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Brother House in the UK and got really close with
this guy called Chris Hughes. Okay, and then when when
they came out, Jojo thought she Jojo broke up with
her partner Cath because.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I Regoon's moving on. That's there's germany steps there.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's like when you meet someone you're like, oh, yeah,
they're married to my cousin, and like, what does that
make them the fird cousin?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
All right, Analys, talk to me who sings this song?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Firstly? Do you know the song? You've heard of the song? No,
you haven't heard this song.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
No. I'm usually pretty well versed in music too.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
If you're pretty well versed in music, you'd know who
sings is? What genre is it?
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Reggae?
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Nice, reggae, Bob Marley Banks, How did you get that reggae?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I just thought Bob Marley reggae.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Favorite male song that one.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Okay, So I was tossing up between that, analyst, and
also because the other thing that's come up for us
is do you can you just explain for me, very briefly,
in a sentence, in one sentence, in one sentence, explained
for me what the first Star Wars series is about.
You didn't get one.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Sentence, a long sentence. Princess Leia loves Luke Skywalker fighting
for the love against evil.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Pretty good, pretty good? Their brother and sister brother wanting
to quizz up next. I hope you're having a great
drive home.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
You listen a kiss on your Tuesday afternoon. Hey, we'll
see you on the other side of some Mariah Carey.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Thanks Analis. It would have been really weird.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Really, they do kiss looking like they kiss.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's a bit weird if you're just joining us. My
two year old daughter, Max hates Woody and it's it's
it's been very entertaining. I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hello Max, Max.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Is, what are your friend?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Queer? Loving you? So we don't like?
Speaker 13 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Max?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
She's running? Do you say she's running? Run after her?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Run after her? Do you like Woodie? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I don't know why I need this, but I need.
I need your daughter to like me.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I just and she canff that. She can smell that
on you.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
It's the desperation is similar to all your girlfriends in
high school. It eventually pushes them away wards.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, don't you know my wife is still with me.
She hasn't got a whiff just yet.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
But look, basically, I've been doing a lot of things now.
I pretty much come to your house every morning, not
for work purposes, not to see you. Even I just
drop over gifts. So I've done hot cross buns. I've
done activity books. I just leave cash sometimes under the door.
I'm not sure if she's getting that. But you then
asked her because none of this was helping or working. No,
(24:39):
you then did me a solid, You asked her what
I have to.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Do, not just your solid. I think everyone is solid.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I think even for the sake of the show, I
think even for the sake of the audience, I think
there are people sick of sick of us talking about
you trying to win a two year old's affections. So
I just need to get a little bit direct with her.
And I took the opportunity the other night because I
said to you yesterday. She she I think she is cottoning
on to the fact that this is a.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Bit she knows. You know, once once, once a toddler
knows that there's.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
A tension around something, they'll keep doing it. Sure, So
I'm trying to put an end to this. Sure, largely
for her sake, by the way, and also for the daycare.
They're you know, sort of wondering why there's the guy
with the blonde ponytail sort of hanging around me out
the front of the day he.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Saw me, did they that's unfortunate. I was just throwing
snacks over the fence.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So I said to you the other night before I
put her down, I said, Maxie, is there anything that
wood he could do for you in order for you
to consider him a friend again?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Not have catch for me?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You would be happy if he makes a cack for you.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There you go, there you have it.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It's like she knew the one thing that I'm incapable
of doing.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It's like, I don't know how she like. I feel
like you've fetted this information. Mate, don't shoot the message.
I'm sorry, but how else would you find she knew that?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That is it? That is she like?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
She just she just she's at that age where she
started clocking.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
What a birthday is.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Ah, And we had a couple of birthdays in my
family recently. There's obviously cake involved. And for her that
is the like I think. You know, when you're a
kid and like someone brings out a birthday cake, it
is just the world.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You know that you're about to get a green card
to eat something delicious sweet, You know that your parents
can't get in the way because some stranger is going
to cut you a huge lab and put it on
a piece of paper effectively, And even if you don't
need it off the plate, they'll wrap it in a
napkin and give you a hunk of it to put
in your school bag. Like It's just it's ridiculously good.
And it comes with fire on top of it. You
(26:42):
get to blow the camels out, you get to sing
a song. So cake for her is the number one
thing in the world at the moment. It is her
birthday in about a month as well, so.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Oh we could tie in that, but I wouldn't mind
having her love before a month.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'm just, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm not betrothing her to you.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
This is not down giving me like me.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I don't like me, right, So anyway, I just need
more direction though, because on the cake cake cake is
just so broad, So I think we need to call her.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Kind of cake. You want chocolate cake? What do you
want on it? John Bluey? Do you want a wiggle?
A wiggle on the cake? I need direction. Baking is
not necessarily my bag in general.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Famously, at a sharehouse served a souf fry, which was
a you put some sushi, you put some sushi and
some nacho's in the oven and mix them together. Yeah yeah,
souf fry sushi and a sturf fry. Yeah yeah, A
stir fried nach was delicious dish. I found out later
when I went to bed. Everyone threw it out anyway,
(27:44):
and I was never allowed to cook again. But I
just I need some more direction on what cake she wants,
because right now it's just too broad. Like you know,
you don't just have cake written on a menu, do
you know what I mean? So I just think, if
it's okay with you, because I do appreciate.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
That I am starting to intrude on your family, we
just give her a quick tinkle now, yeah, so I've
checked with sim.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We can call her great, okay, but quick, So you
can't talk.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, first of all, she knows that you're with me
because she knows that I'm at work, So I won't talk.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I won't talk.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't think Sam told me that. I don't think
you'll need to talk. Apparently she's quite well about she's.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Not a Jedi. She can't sense that I'm here.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I won't talk, okay, all right, Well, I think she's
pretty averse to you.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
But all right, here we go Hi, Hello, Hello, how
are we going there?
Speaker 10 (28:39):
You're good? Un the phone?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Thank you? Remember hey, Maxie?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
She knows, Hi, Maxie. She knows she knows he's here,
doesn't she.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
She knows she knows. That's so funny. She knows that
what he's here.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Don't put this on me. I said nothing, send me.
You might have to ask you a question. If what
he makes her a cake?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're on?
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
What what's what sort of cake does she want?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
You don't know?
Speaker 10 (29:25):
You know when you like crawl on your elbows forward,
we call it tiger. What makes you?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
What cake?
Speaker 13 (29:40):
Do you want?
Speaker 9 (29:41):
The cake?
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Million?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Let's go on, make your order?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
Your orders sugar up?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Do you get that?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Said? Chuco? Sugar la chocolate?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay? Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
White chocolate? You don't even know what? And what do
you want on the cake? Makes you? Do you want
the Little Mermaid? Do you want Santa Claus? Do you
want the Easter Bunny? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
She's drunk with power. She's laughing at me.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Okay, like a Bond villain, eupathetic adults.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I've got you right where I want you, and she
does she has okay, white white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I think that's all we're going to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Is that hard? Is that hard to do?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Mate? Can I suggest something by it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
She have no idea?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, okay, let's talk about Meghan Markle what she secretly
does for her kids every single night while they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Interestingly, you think this is cute.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I think the whole.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Audio, the audio, I mean, I think this is a
bit strange, and I think it's a bit much.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
So I just think it's a nice one. I think
that I think that she's thought about how she's going
to remember, like her kids are going to remember her
and their time together.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Okay, so she's doing this podcast, right, and I'll let her,
you know, I'll play the audio on a second. But basically,
she said, before she goes to bed every single night. Yep,
she's set up these secret emails for her kids. So
her kids don't even realize they have an email address
yet because they're too young, and she writes them an
email every night, Yeah, every single night. Will Okay, here's
(31:45):
her talking about they will.
Speaker 14 (31:47):
End up one at one point in their life, maybe
when they're sixteen or when they're eighteen. That I say
here's an email that I've been keeping for you.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
I have full body chills right now, for your whole life.
Speaker 14 (31:56):
And here's everything and every moment that I wanted to
tell you how much I love you, and like how
proud I am a few on of all things being
emotional for them to be able to look back and go,
oh my gosh, she just loved.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Us so much. You got the chills? Will you got
the full body chills?
Speaker 12 (32:14):
I have full body chills right now.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Let's just do a quick math, real quick math.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
How did she make such a sweet idea sound so lame?
This is the issue with her.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
She just she can't help herself, but ruin really nice,
simple things. It's just this, it's the it's the tone
in her voice. Oh my god, I love you again,
just like you love your kids, mate, We all love
our kids.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's awesome, It's really cool. It's the nicest. It is
the most beautiful thing on the whole planet. Just try.
You don't need to write an email every night, because
the idea of collating, you know, there's some footage of them,
you know, like what we have we keep all the
Maxi's footage together on the cam quarter. We try and
catch it. You can give her an SD card when
(33:01):
she's eighteen years old.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'll write them a letter once a year.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
That's fine, but will if you write them an email
every night on their eighteenth birthday. What Megan's going to
do is go, hey, hey, arch You've got an email
addressed by the way, and I've done the math.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You've got six thousand, five hundred and seventy emails from
money which you can just work.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Through over the next year because I wrote you an
email every single night of your life telling your how
much I loved it.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Now go to your room because there'll be pop quiz.
There'll be a pop quiz, six five hundred and seventy
emails waiting for you in the inbox. Archie, Now get
to work. I'll read it out a DOSSI are here.
It is stick as the Bible.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
I have four body chills right now.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
What up to five three hundred and forty two mm.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Keep going, it's getting on. Some emails, work emails. Now
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