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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Will Taylor Swift was performing recently and she revealed she had.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
A hickey.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Quite the way. I'm so fine with that, And the
reason I want to talk about it is because she
was quite clearly. I've seen a bit of footage from
her gig in America, sorry, in Sweden, and she is close.
She was quite clear. She was quite clearly trying to
hide the hickey with her hair through the whole performance,

(00:40):
of course, like you could you tell like hair was
covering hickey. I think she's quite embarrassing, embarrassing. I want
to touch on this Will because eventually she swept her
hair back, everyone saw the hickey. Naturally, that goes viral online. Okay,
when you have a hickey, do you hide or wear
with pride?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't really let it get to that point like
you do, mean, well, I just like it for exactly
that reason. Like, at what point, and I suppose this
is a question for the audience as well, at what
point when someone is sucking on your neck do you,
like surely you're like, oh, this is going to leave
a mark tomorrow and I don't want people to see this.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know that there are other ways in the throes
of love making rational.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
See I thought that that's what your response would be. See,
my rational brain definitely kicks in there. It was just
for a second, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Just like, hey, well, you know my frontal cortex is switched.
Oh maybe just bite me somewhere else, you know, like
do you know what I mean? What's the point? But
that to one side, one time, you just let your
rational mind rest for a second. Ever you did get
a love by identity, would you come into work and
be like, try to wear a scarf or a neck
warm Probably you would try to fly. Yeah, I find

(01:50):
that interesting. So you let people hickey you willy nilly,
I don't. I don't request a hickey. But if I
did get a hickey, I don't. I think I'm an
age now where I'm like my partner and I made
passionate love last night. Let's go to Michell because Michelle,
do you hide hickeys or do you wear with pride?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
No? I absolutely hit it.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I was the most recent around Michelle.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
A couple of months ago, went to work the next
day and wore a heat pat around my neck.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
If you were claiming to have a neck injury to
a partner, was it a partner infused Hickey again again.
You know, call me a you know, call.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Me a wet blanket here blanket, But I know I
want to go back to Michelle. But Michelle, surely when
you're in the middle of it, you're there, in the
middle of biting you, you're like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Want that, like what, look, it did cross my mind,
But in the moment, you just yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And I can understand Michelle trying to hide it though,
because she's single, right, because then that people ask questions, Oh,
who was it? Who did it? You don't want to
be in Sorry, can one more? Because Michelle? Is it enjoyable.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
In the moment?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I yeah, tell lot you nipple twisted or whatever. Let's
go to Zoey, get to zoe. It's like, let's lean
on that road for you. Zoey. Do you hide rabbit?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wore mine with pride Zoe on your So how
old were you are you?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh? It would have been about twenty five twenty six?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah? Yeah. So when you say where with pride were
you actually trying to like give attention to it where
you're like showing people.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, it was like literally on my neck because I
don't like wear anything that covers my neck, so and
I drove it home that afternoon and I went back
home to my parents and my mum had to go
down to the chemist and she looked at me and
she went, it's like to hickey on your neck, and
I went no, and she was poking at it, and
I'm like, She's like, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
When was this?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Was this?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
We were talking nineteen eighty five, hawkys in it did
sound like that. I went down and collected the milk
with mum that afternoon. Ruby, Ruby, you've had a hickeys before?
Do you hide or wear with pride?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Definitely hide it?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, I think that's the way to go. And then
then I just don't understand.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Ruby would be the same as me, Like, if they're
going at it, You're like, look, mate, I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, I said, it wasn't like a It wasn't like
a love making situation, just a bit of a nibble.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Whereas woods over here, you just feel as if, you know,
just in the throes of passion, I just think I'm
when mims attaching the electrodes to your testicles.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Surely you're going I don't know if I feel like that. Yeah,
what does that a private conversation for you and me
before the show. I'm just saying, if in the throws
it does occur, Yeah, And I don't think she even
goes for I think it's just something.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
And then you wear and then you wear it with pride.
But I'm just saying, what if you had a hikky,
you'd wear it with pride?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yes, okay, well all right, well that's the case, then
I should be able to.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Give you a here next. No, you're not my lover.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well you put your money whe your mouth is. I'll
put my mouth where your where your neck is. No,
come on if you give that.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
If you're that stubborn, you've asked to kiss me in
this studio, you know you asked me. You wanted to
kiss me for a long what's going on here? You
want to give me? You need to put your money.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I think everybody everybody here, and if you're that adamant
about the fact that hickeys need to be out and proud,
then I think you should be able to wear it.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't have to do it. You can choose someone
else from the team. If you like pants, yes.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Get it in.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yes, idea of what left. Yes, this is so much better,
just elevated. It's what we all wantch I prefer you
didn't even week. You didn't even take him Brad.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now this has happened because Woody was bleating the fact
that everybody should wear their hickey is loud and proud,
and I had enough of it. I was willing to
give you a hickey. But you know, in this spirit
of gamesmanship, I said that it didn't need to be
me and to be there.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was kind of clearing my name here because it
did look a little bit. It was looking a bit weird.
You've asked to kiss me in this studio.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You're happy for someone else to do it. And I
gave you the pick of the bunch. And obviously you
can't choose any one of the girls. You might have
chosen LJ to stretch, but I think that not that
she's not a girl, but but you went. You can't
choose button to push your Tommy. You can't choose turn
coat tomm He would have been far too comfortable, which
would have made you very uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Let's not go through the whole thing. I chose poop
pens because I want poop pans to give me a hickey.
I think poop pens would deliver a grade hic. You're
a rat. I'm not a rat. No, you're You're happy.
I didn't this came to me that this came to
me in the.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Moment I had a conversation with you off air, and
I wanted this bit to happen, and you've twisted it
on me. Well played, Well, you shouldn't now look very racky.
You're about to engage in the ready behavior mat. You're
about to have a nibble on someone's neck. So let's
are you ready to go? Side pool jo on my left.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I genuinely don't know if I know how to do this.
But have you given it there? And you've never delivered
a hic?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I think I have, but I don't quite remember if
there's a specific tech. You got to step through the
teeth suck like you're trying to vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You like, no, suck like a vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
You've got to get your teeth on there, and you've
got to suck through your teeth. You're having lucksa tonight,
you'll be doing a bit of teeth sucking.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
So this is this is going to take my top off.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
No need to happen, no mate for a person who
requests the raspberry before they go to bed tonight, there's
a little bit of popcorn the kettle black.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here, Get in there, get in there now. You gotta
suck hard. You've got to suck hard. Yeah, hard, you
gotta suck you do, because if you don't leave a mark,
you have to go again. That's true. I'm getting there. Man,
this is weird. You got a bit of a boding action. Go.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
He was gentle and and then he came to my mind.
It was very weird. I can say that socials. He
went so hard you pushed me away from my mind.
How did that feel? How do they feel for you?
How did he taste? How did you taste? I've tasted,
but before there's not I have no don't want to

(08:38):
taste like earthy earthy notes. Yes clean, it's clean. I'm
going to stand over here.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
But yeah, it's lovely.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well there, there's a nice experience. In the end, I
wouldn't say it was passionate. It was very utilitarian. I'd
say you started utilitarian, but then and by the end
I think that was a little bit of enjoyment through
those lit shure my move.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Sharing how you're going is one of the best things
you can do for your mental health, but.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
When you most need to tell someone how you're going,
it's often the hardest thing to.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Do, and if you don't address how you are, your
feelings confessed and lead to things like anxiety, depression, even suicide.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
In this podcast, we ask a range of inspiring people
how they express themselves in the hope that we can
all learn something more about arguably life's most important skill, to.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ask yourself, how am I feeling? How do I express
how I'm feeling? How do I share my mood? Previously
we've chatted with people like health and well being experts
Deep Claire Smith. So I feel incredibly sick, but also mentally,
I was just a mess every night because I just
felt like I was continuously disappointing myself.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Legendary Australian comedian will end.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
It's a nice thing to say, because I'm not sure
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feels honestly about right now.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
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Speaker 1 (10:09):
When you start letting these words of burnout I think
it comes back to the power of the mind. Here
you can continuously say these things and be positive.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
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Speaker 1 (10:21):
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Speaker 2 (10:24):
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Speaker 2 (10:31):
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Speaker 4 (10:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm sure you guys know exactly who Poe is.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
She's an enormous figure in Australian identity and we had
for me, comfortably the best Shamo merdchat that we've had
so farwards. This is an absolute ripper of a conversation.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
She's incredibly curious, she's so aware of how she's feeling,
why she acts the way that she does in certain situations.
It was so so good, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
And the part of the chat we're about to play
for you now, Poe talks openly about the really difficult
journey she faced when deciding whether or not she wanted
a baby when she turned forty, and then we get
into how she actually did get pregnant, and then this
really heart wrenching moment when she realized that she had
a miscarriage. I realized this might be a bit triggering

(11:21):
for some people, but ultimately, as personally as someone who's
been through a miscarriage with my partner, I know that
talking about it for her was probably the best thing,
as is kind of the theme of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
So yeah, have a listen.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
So my ex really wanted a child, but I was
the whole time. He was like, I definitely want to,
you know, That's always been part of my plan, and
I thought I always did, but I was in a
position where I was I were my earning capacity was
higher than his, and we built a lifestyle around my income,

(11:58):
and I didn't. I was starting to get older and
that was starting to make me feel a bit frigid
about the idea.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
It just started.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
It was like we had heaps of time and then
suddenly you're like forty, you know, and I was like, oh, man,
I actually don't know how this would work now, because
I don't know how this would work, like would I
have to and because I'm like freelance essentially.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Do you mean like financially working practically as well.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
And also practically and just talking about being an individual, right,
I started to think about how so much of what
I do is about me being free, and I started
to think.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
I think if I.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Had started earlier, I would have had more courage and
I would.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Have bounced back quicker with considering it.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
But as I got older, it got I got more
fixed in my ways, and I got more frightened about
how it would encroach on my independence.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
And as I'm getting older as a creative, there's so.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Many ideas I want to express, right with my art
and all these other projects that I have.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
And I was starting to think, do.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
I have a child or do I keep creating? And
is my creating the child? Like I have to pick right,
and you have to as a woman. That's something that
is unique to a woman, right, yep, And for time
and eternity will be the unique issue.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's the setup.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Anyway, I got pregnant by accident, and it was interesting
because even though I was really worried about it when
it happened, I don't know whatever, the hormones at kicking,
and I was.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Like elated, love the idea.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
And then on the twelfth week, it was literally on
the day that I could tell people I lost the baby.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Wow, okay, yeah, really really full on moment. As I said,
this chat is everything. It goes really deep on this
and I look personally as if before I've found listening
to her talk about miscarriage is incredibly cathartic.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Nothing's off the table with her. She realizes how important
it is to talk about the dark times in her
life to help normalize dark situations, and in particular, she
did speak about a miscarriage that she had. Now we're
about to play some audio of her talking about that,
so if you'll learn a place to hear that right now,
then maybe flick off for a bit. But this picks

(14:27):
up from the moment where she told us that she
lost the baby at twelve weeks and I just found
this so fascinating how she spent the next couple of
days grieving that.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
On the twelfth week, it was literally on the day
that I could tell people I lost the baby.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
And oh, that's yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
And I don't know what you guys think having children, Oh,
I think that it's a really weird thing that we're
encouraged to not tell people when I think it's the opposite.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
But it might be my brain type. I think if
you tell everyone.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Then when it does happen, or if it happens, which
is like a third is it a third opregiance?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
But yeah, I think it's as high as people would
have no idea, it's that high.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
And so how I processed it was with those figures,
I was like, I'm not special.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
I always go back to you are a dot?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Are you mentioned that earlier?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
And I always go back to not instead of why me?

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Why not me? And that gets me out of everything.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
What's gratitude again?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
And I'm still so grateful that I got to go
through that experience because I actually went through the full labor.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah I read that so you and yeah at home?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah, it's pretty full.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Line wow with your partner there.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah yeah, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
I didn't really know it was happening. That is so
full of Yeah. And then I actually saw that.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
So you birth wow wow and oh wow?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah yeah was it just the two of you?

Speaker 6 (16:09):
It was just a too oh man and John?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, I can't imagine anything more traumatic.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, it's it's so intense that it's it's quite surreal
in my head, like it's a bit dream state because
I was in a lot of pain and I was
losing so much blood and.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
But it's interesting, like I had.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
A really good cry for about a day, yeah, and
then all that other stuff just kicked in. I was
just like a third of every all the women, like
a third of us go through this. And I was
never able to get pregnant again, which I'm actually also
fine about because I was sort of so not sure

(16:56):
about it anyway. And then John and I ultimately ended
up breaking up, so I was really grateful because I thought, oh,
that's just you know, And now he's actually got a
baby with a new partner now, which I'm so I'm
so happy for them because that's what he's wanted the
whole time. But yeah, I just kind of, yeah, I'm
still really grateful. I still have the picture of the

(17:17):
Ultra sound on my fridge, which creeps people.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
I laugh at everything, guys. Everything is worth laughing.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
You have to.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Honestly, it feels so dark, but you have to. And
and because it reminds me of this thing that I
was able to experience as a woman, I went through pregnancy.
I actually went through the process of birthing. I know
what that feels like, and I know what it feels
like to have something growing inside.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Me, which is just such a special.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Thing, you know.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
So yeah, that's how I went through it.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, I mean take from that what you will, but
not for everyone. This podcast is all about it. That's
the way that she dealt with it. Other people will
deal with it in other ways. But I think the
amazing thing that Poe has done there is talk about it.
So for anyone who has been through it or who
will go through that, I think that hopefully will help.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, well one in three is a miscarriage woods, so
to I'm sure there's lots of people listening to this
who is it, have been or will be through, will
go through that. So I think that for me the
amazing thing. And you can hear this when you listen
to the full episode. I don't think I've ever spoken
in person with someone who is such a master of gratitude.
She wields that like a weapon and if you want

(18:39):
to learn more about that, and I think that is
really truly the reason that she is as happy as
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's a cracker Woods. You have a prank of a
grand scale. Yeah, targeted at kind of like wanky art.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
See people now as as you know, no one's going
to defend them.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, very safe to They're not listening to us either.
So if you are listening to us right now, you're
in on it. I want to.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Get and if you are a wanky art person, tune
out maybe if you don't want to, if you don't
want to hear, if you don't want to hear bad
things thing said about you. Are we talking like when
you say our art wankers? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
I didn't use that word. I didn't use sorry e
at the end of that word is better than a wanky,
not wank Sorry. So when we're talking about them, I'm
talking about the people that overly admire pieces of art
and like pick out themes and subject matter and they
understand the Are you talking about me? I think I

(19:48):
think you sometimes you go there, but I think if
I'm next to you, I pull you out of that. Okay, Okay.
The reason I want to do this, I'll just explain
a little bit more. I went to an art gallery
on the weekend, okay, and I just I'm not going
to say which art gallery it was, but I just
saw a few pieces of art that these artsy wanky

(20:10):
people were standing back going oh, they were orderly going
oh mmmm. They did a lot of what do you
what do you mean that that looks like someone through
a bucket on a canvas? Wow? Poorly? Oh wow? How
do you poorly?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I don't know, man, But at the end of the day,
I was like, someone took like, spent five minutes doing that,
and you're you think you can sit back now with
your doc Martins on and and go. A lot of
a lot of glasses coming off, no words, just a
lot of guttural noises. So I want to do a
little test with you right now, just to prove my

(20:50):
point a bit more. Okay, if you want to see
what Will's about to see, by the way, get along
to our Instagram, Will and Woody. But on the big
screen here in the studio, I'm putting up three works
of art. Okay, Okay, they are coming Okay, well, yes,
my question to you, yeap, which piece of art yep

(21:10):
was done by a professional an artist? Well, the one
on the far right has your daughter's name on it.
I thought, what happened there?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I feel as if well, out of the two, that's
an easy get.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Actually, hilariously, you can see what's happened to you will,
So I know I'm going too into the visual, but yeah,
we did block it out, but there must have been
a move and it's moved to the right, so we
missed it. Anyway, I'm getting too visual.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
So yes, I assume that he's done by your daughter,
and that would be the one.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
To be fair, it's all in brown and.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Clearly okay, it's a child who's kind of like massage
to canvas.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Okay, so I'm going to say that that one is
not the artist. I'm out of the two swiftly onto
the other two. Out of the two, which one was
done by a professional artists? Um?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh interesting? So so they're kind of look to be
fit to every one this thing. They both abstract style
paintings with like smatterings of color, and one of them has.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
A paintbrush in the middle of it. Still, I want
to see him get to our Instagram, Will and Woody.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh god, I've been follow yourself to get to the Instagram.
This is this is a missable viewing. Well, when you
say professional, do you mean like like it's it's a
child or To be honest with you, I don't think
any of them are done by a professional, Like if
I had to guess, that would be my first guess.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Really yeah, but if you had to lock on, I don't.
I don't think any of them are done by done
by professor. Okay, this does make me concern for my
grand scale prank kind. Hear all right, let me get
you up to speed. They've all been done by my
eighteen month old daughter. Okay, okay, but let's be honest.
Was there was there was a moment there where you

(23:03):
were unsure. To be fair to you, there was uncertain
Yeah I think give it to me. No, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure,
I think this can still go ahead. We're going to
have to go to a song. I need together my thoughts.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Because your idea that kids art could be confused for
adults art pretty much.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
You wanted the what's the word, I'm up?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
You wanted the prestige. I wanted to be able to
prove your point by pulling the wool over my eyes.
But you forgot you were playing against Hercules.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I wouldn't say Hercules, but you do have a very
good horror look. Just to get you all up to
speed again, because I want everyone in on this with me.
If we if, I think we can still pull this off.
But basically I want to pull off a grand scale
prank on wanky artsy people. Yes, okay, I just think
that together will and this is going to cost a
bit of money, but together we put on this like

(23:56):
epic art exhibition, pull out all the wanky things, elaborate
cannopas an underground DJ. I don't know what else is
at these events, but like you know, this is what
What else is that art?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
You want?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Like some like isolated lighting? I probably want like a
psych somewhere. Concrete that is, yeah, plenty of like you
can never have too much concrete, smoke machine, bottles of
sand pellar greeno on a random table somewhere.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yes, not a smoke machine. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
So picture lots of people wearing Doc Martins is really good.
Lots of people with like those uniclo over the shoulder
bags that people.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Are wearing everywhere. Okay, so that's sort of fine. So
picture that everyone. So the look of that is all
perfect to a real art exhibition. We invite people to that.
We invite the artsy folks. I don't know how you
bring them out of their artsy caves, but like we
invite them, probably via a mailing list. Yeah, the mailing
list much better. Go there, we go, We're on. You

(24:59):
come to exhibition, okay, and they sit there and they
do their artsy thing. They go, oh, the symbolism in this,
da da da, here's the bit that's funny. And here's
the bit that's a prank. All of the art has
been done by children. Ah, I like this. Now I
did show you something that my eighteen month old daughter
has done. Yeah, you pick the eyes out of it.

(25:21):
You said that couldn't be a pressure to be fair,
to be fair?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That are you talking about putting babies artwork up or
just kids art work up?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Because I think babies. I was thinking, I think that
Remy and Max's work like our daughters. But now I'm
starting to think that that we can't pull that off.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, these people are into art, sure, so it's hard
to know what the line is.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
So maybe like five to ten. If these kids are
a bit older, yeah, then maybe we can pull this on.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Well it's I mean, your theory, I imagine, is based
around the idea that abstract modern art looks similar to
something that a child could do. That's what that's that's
what you're saying pretty much. And you think that these
people are such wankers.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Winky winky.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
That they won't be able to tell the difference. Like
the whole thing is just a massive show for them.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
And here's the kicker. Yes, with Selvy art Ry, like
hundreds of thousands of dollars, they signed the check and
then we bring the kid out and laugh at them
like the wolves just come down from the exhibition. There's
just like a you know, we could do it a
market cord arena with a big there's a big arena,

(26:30):
the walls come down and it's just children laughing.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Do we do with the cash buy boat? Was the
hottest property on the planet is single again? Now before
I announce who that is, I just like to point
out before I play this audio is from E News,
and I have said for a very long time that

(26:56):
all the news readers at E News that it really
is a breeding ground for the best comics on the
planet and comics comedians. Yeah, I'm surprised that a lot
of them don't end up in stand up comedy because
this is hot.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I guess it's not the same as it was. Because
Harry Styles and his girlfriend Taylor Russell have reportedly broken
up after one year of dating. Pod get but don't
blame her.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Strip.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't blame them. I thank them.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I thank them for a joke that I could not
do without. Yeah, So Harry Styles and Rusty are out.
They're off.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Harriet Russell, Taylor Russell of the back, They're off. Damn
shame any insience into one. I'm that holiday together? Really?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
You know, you know what I have always said.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I have always said that your first proper trip away
together will decide whether or not.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
You will be together. There are three particular holidays which
I've had with a partner which ended in us coming
home separately.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, I know, I lobbed that and I wanted to
see whether or not you'd okay, it was kind of
directed towards you.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Okay. Why is that? Well, me and Harry obviously similarities there.
Why do you think people break on holidays because I
can constely relate to.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
That because I think that a lot of people delude
themselves into the fact that their relationship is working, and
then when they're put in a the pressure cooker slash
concentration magnifying glass of a holiday where you're spending every
waking moment with a person, you have to compromise for them,
and you often can't be yourself. That's when the cracks show.
I think that was a perfect answer. Thank you, exactly
what happens. And for the record, I think each time

(28:40):
that you went away with each of those people, I
knew that you would come back separately.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Now I was optimistic.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I know, I know now what I would like to do,
because I realized that Harry being single has just lit
a fire under a lot of women and men who
are listening right now.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Of course, I mean this is the beginning, guys, this
is the start of your road to Harry Styles. And
there's a chance your paths cross here and you will
get the opportunity to pitch your wares to woo.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Absolutely, if you are at a sixteenth century market, you
may you may pitch your wares right now to be
the person that Harry Styles is next with the door
is open, and we know that the door does.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Not remain open for very long.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
But what I'm thinking here right now thirteen and one
oh six ' five you found out, now you've found
out Harry Styles is a single. Should you be the
next person to date Harry?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
And why? And why? What have you got to offer
the big filer? You're gonna have to get past that
digital producer kV. Who I believe kV. You've been working
diligently all day on why you think you should be
the one? That's right, guys, I've actually written a I
can hear the rustling in the background. Now what is that?
That's my ten reasons why Harry Styles should date me

(29:56):
list on air? Yeah they're all okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Number three, I have good fashion sense, so we'd compliment
each other. It is a good point. That is a
really good nice Now I'm gonna she had a week
of dressing like Harry when he was here in Australia.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Actually I remember that, Kate. I'll give you one more
because that was below par.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
What have you got? I would happily adapt to his lifestyle. Okay,
hang on, you have a job, you have a job
you love. Sorry, guys, this is my resignation. What would
you give up to date Harry?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I think is also an interesting question for everyone else
that wants to call now on third and one oh
six five?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
What would you what would you give up?

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Well, I guess I'd have to give up my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's a big one. Yep, that's a big one. Sorry
to Matt if he's.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Listening, and that's just a that's just a foregone conclusion.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Well I can't date two people at one time?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Can I?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Well you could? You can suggest that? Good news? I
think I have in the past. Do you remember that
call we did to Matt? I think we did actually
call him and you did suggest that. All right, six
five is the phone number. Why should you be Harry Styles?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
New girlfriend got to have a good reason, I think, so,
ye sell your wares now.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Close to the boat. It's been a while, though it
has been it has been water under the bridge. Yes,
well we hope. So you have a child?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
So third one six five Harry Styles is now single.
He split from his model girlfriend Taylor Rusty Russell and
apparently it was a make or break trip and I'm
not sure that close sources said that it was a
make or break trip.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Often it is. I find I just don't understand, like
these close sources. Who the bloody hell are they?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Nile Horn quote they made a lovely cup. They didn't
ask Nile well one of the other closed doors. It's
clearly a pr agent. And they've quote quote they made
a lovely couple. And it was obvious Taylor made Harry happy.
Oh bit of a backhanded compliment there. It was obvious
that Taylor made Haury happy, but didn't make Taylor happy.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh you really reading between the lines, That's what they
didn't say. So anyway, given that he is single, now,
I'm sure there's a lot of people who think they
could maybe be the next person. Yeah, well the.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Door was wide open, and you know that there's no
time like the present. Woods as they say, best time
to plant the trees ten years ago. Well, right now,
so let's see who's got some sapling seeds in their hands.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
We'll go to.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Vivian just to continue down the horticultural metaphor.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Vivian on one six five Vivian.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Hello, Hello, so you think you should be the next
person to daant Harry?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh? Absolutely absolutely, I could teach him more than one direction.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
You know, I've never had.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
To him in singing, so he'd always looked great no
matter how old he got.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I hate live. I love that. So you're talking about
to karaoke? What have you got to offer him? Viv like?
And what do you what are you willing to do
for him? I think it's the next question.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
No, I was thinking maybe he could do for me.
I mean, come on, I'm not one of you know,
there's a lot of people out there that would be
happy to sort of do anything.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's not a bad moved from viv though. She said
people throw themselves and vis just going to stand back
and go, what are you going to do for me? Harry?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I like it, viv a bit of reverse psychology, clever
and Marie's called something tells me Viv's tens back, Harry's
not going to come knocking, And well, well, you know,
she said it herself. I think you've got to make
a Playwoods and that's what this is all about. That's
not a swipe at Vivian. In general, you've got to
put yourself out there. If Harry is going to take

(33:58):
notice of you got to hit. You've got to hit
that inbox. I got to hit that inbox. And Marie,
that's what I always say.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
And so you send your emails? Are you sorry? You
haven't been single for a long time?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
And Marie, I haven't been on social media for a
long time. And Marie thirty one and six five? Why
should you date Harry Styles?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Next?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Well?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Honest love music and he's a guitarist, so what's he's
just perfect? Me?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I just don't know. I don't know if you're gonna
woo him with I like music? What else have you got?
What else have you got? Well?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
He's a spunk.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, okay, I'm Harry right now? How are you? Marie?
What are you saying to me? What are you saying?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
How you doing You're going with the Joey Triviani? How
you doing it? From friends?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Jeez?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
People paniced aged as our show sounding right now? We're
hitting inboxes. We've got a Joe Triviani reference. Karlie on
thirty one and six five.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I think through a bit horticultural before as well, Carlia,
why should.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You be the person to date Harry Styles? Next?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Well?

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I do like me a little bit of watermelon sugar.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
So what is let's get watermelon sugar if she likes it.
If she likes is it naughty? I don't think it's
that naughty. Could be naughty, could be sweet, could be silly.
I don't think. What does Carly think it is? I've
been I've been told it's very naughty. Do you know
on Carly? Do you know what watermelon sugar is?

Speaker 6 (35:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
It just sounds nice.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I think we're all he gets some sort of high
on it because he goes watermelon sugar. Yeah, we know
it is. Or is he saying high to it? Hello,
watermelon sugar? I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
You never think it's a good play, Harry, though you'd
go I think ask offering him a watermelon sugar, some
sort of a drink.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
It would be a nice idea. Yeah, Hey, Harry, I
found the watermelon sugar. Would you like to say, what's
watermelon sugar? Steve?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
I'd rather not say on radio's we don't know. Oh,
we do know, we do step a bit of watermelon sugar, Steve.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Why should you be the next person to date Harry
styles Steve?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Well, we're both we're both very fashioned conscious, and we're
both we both dress very differently to the rest of
the rest of the world. So I don't mind, don't
mind a bit of music. I don't mind singing. He's
into fishing. We can go fishing together. We can play golf.
He's an avid wait I've haven't finished yet. He's an

(36:45):
avid golfer. I like I like golfing, and also he
likes his football, so we can go and watch a
football match together as well. There's things there that we've got.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Single Steve, because you sound like an Alude catch.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I am a catch. You're right, Harry Star definitely.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Alone.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
It's will and Woodies. Can you put some echo on
this channel of Yeah, which generations most out of touch?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I think we all like to feel as if we're
in touch as a generation, but as you get older,
you do get more out of touch. But we also
think as an older generation that the young'uns are right
out of touch. So we're bringing in junior producer Anily,
she's a gen Zetta in here to find out which
generations most.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Out of touch.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Abe, I'm going to go first this week. I should
mention all the ones we are doing today are Disney related,
Disney Pixars inside Out too, only in Cinema's June thirteen.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Analys, bring it, are you ready?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
I'm born ready?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Okay, who's Carrie Fisher? She's an actress in the Carried
Die Diaries? What are the carry Diary?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Very film from years ago?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
What was it about a girl called Carrie who kept
a diary about babysitting the Carrie dies?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
No, No, she's not She's from this show.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh my god, I don't know this show. It's joking.
We played this, we played this was Princess Laya Layer.
No I know the name, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
You never.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
You don't know who Carrie is? You never heard of
like the like the Bronze Bikini. Not well, I.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Think I have actually heard of the Bronze Bikini, but
I haven't heard of Carrie.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Okay, yeah, okay, you don't know who Princess Laia is.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
No, well, I know the name, but I don't know her.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You don't know. I haven't seen it. And that was
low hanging from it. Analy Okay, well let me fight
back up. Yeah you can fight back out, fight said,
I said. Okay. Ross Lynch Ross, Lynch the Lynch dog
Lynch Ross. Thinking about it, Ross the Ross Ross sounds

(39:17):
like an old old name.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Ross Ross Lynch. Are you googling? I was thinking that
he was in the rock band R five and is
one half of the band The Driver Era.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I think I might a nailed that that is him? Yes,
why the music, Tommy, he's bluddy dot it. That's huge.
I still don't know who it is. Unknown.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
He was in Austin and Alley on Disney and he
also he was also in teen Beach but look like
a guy?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Second name? Teen Beach was a hot flick? Was it really? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
What's it about?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Will teens on the Beach.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Get into it?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Who is Mark Hamill?

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Now he's in Star Wars?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
He is? Who is he?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Luke?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Luke? What guy Walker? I just had a moment where
I realized you once pitched Mark Hamill to us, didn't you? Maybe,
as I remember, you've never seen it and you pitched
Mark Hammel to us? Was he plays the Walker with
the Walker? Remember? So good? So one one back to

(40:36):
get one? Okay? Great? Joshua Bassett, I feel like she's
two one. By the way, because I did Google, they
didn't take it. Lynch was the new one. Sorry. Joshua Bassett.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Joshua Bassett and josh josh from Ned and Josh.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I think there might be a regional radio show. I'm sure.
Shout out to Jo, Josh and Josh Bassett. Bassett might
be Jacqueline Bassett's son. Who is Jacqueline Bassett?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
She was an actress in the seventies, Joshua Bassett, he
know he.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Was a clue.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yes, do you know who? Do you know what the
clue means? No? Who is that? Billy?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
No, no, no, it's not that.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
That's Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Very thought Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
It's a whole new Battle of the Gens for you, baby,
come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Who's a big one? Touring and Australia Christina, Christina Aguilera,
Christina Young was on Leash No Ariana gram Sings, Vampire
Timmi Nevado