August 18, 2023 • 33 mins
- Embarrassing things your partner has done
- What did you not experience as a kid?
- Crispy Karaoke
- The Great Australian Bra Off
- Vale Sir Michael Parkinson
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's shop.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's been a sad news about Britney Spears, so just
breaks art every time with Brittany, I know, I know
it looks like her husband's now looking like going to
be ex husband Sam Ascari is going to be filing
for divorce after fourteen months of marriage.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Joining hearing the news that he spotted her hooking up
with someone or something.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I can't speak to that. I didn't haven't seen that.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think that I think I heard in the news.
I mean, unfortunately, you've got the news of sloppy seconds. Yeah,
I know, I know you had this scoop, but I
think I think that is that right.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
L J.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Champion try again again. Alga said, that's the.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Rumor she's in the dirty on it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Oh well, okay, that makes sense because since the announcement
of the divorce, he has publicly said that he has
some extremely embarrassing things that he could share about Brittany.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh oh, that's not when you hit what you want
to hear when you break up.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
With someone, not right, threatening that he's got some embarrassing
things to share. Now, going away from the naziness here,
I think one of the most fun things to do
when you are in a relationship is to reveal embarrassing
things that your partner has done.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
If you want to come on air right now and
just share something embarrassing about your partner or that your
partner has done, let's all have a bloody laugh at him,
because it's an absolute hobby horse of Mim and I
to publicly well out really the other person in the
relationship and talk about embarrassing things. It's happened a number
of times on this radio show. Twinnim has recently.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Started losing her hair ties a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
She reaches down onto the ground, picks up one of
her dirty G strings from the day before, and then
times ties her hair up with a dirty G string.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Talk about I dirty G string trick.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
On the weekend you took a poop in the open
house that we went to go see. He's done it
twice before that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Mim, you were my confidant. You would watch the door
for me that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
One of them didn't have a toilet.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Constipation comes as a normal side effect for pregnancy. At
the moment is at her struggles, but minxs this theory
that the best way to get a bow movement is
the week she's on.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
The toilet, She yells, yeah, she still does that.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Five is.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
And come on here and tell us something embarrassing about
your partner or.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Maybe in the vein of Brittany breaking up with somebody,
maybe your ex partner as well.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
So we've got to center here, just ciner. Can you
want to embarrass your partner?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Talk to me?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
So we've just got a new puppy and it's.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
A bit of a game at the moment. Is it
a puddle of.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Water or is it a puddle week?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah, my partner decided that he put his finger in
it and see what color it was, and he's like, oh,
it looks pretty clear.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So he's like, I'll have a taste.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No, no, no, no, I drank a bit of dog
way next.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I mean, I love the game. I love the game.
The like puddle away water away? Water aways are yea
more world? Do you just have normal puddles of waters
away every time? We're idiot? Oh yeah, Can I scotty?
You want to embarrass you? You want to embarrass you?
(03:44):
Where do they live? Can I scotty?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Here you're going good mate. You want to embarrass your
partner far away?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah one hundred so yeah, they're pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Clock toilet the other.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Day and the wife went in just to do a
business as she normally does not I said, yeah, just
be careful think in case it floods or something in there.
And she came out really proud, like so stoked, and
she's like, yes, what I just done? I'm like, oh
what She's like, I just done a massive pool and
unclod the toilet.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
She it poo.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Never thought I'd hear those words on this Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Never gone unbelievable. You can have a hoits Lucks double
pass for you and your partner, mat nice, enjoy it
nowhere is it all? Just let just make sure they
let you know if there's any toilets that they had
a bit of a workover.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Puntill be worried about her kind to the toilets. They
you're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Her face up at the front.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Let's go to Danniel here, Danniel, you want to embarrass
your husbands?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yes, I do so.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
My husband has to sing every time we sit down
and watch TV. He will pick his nose. You will
look right, you will look left to check that I'm
not looking at him, and then if I am looking
at him, he will just look away back at the TV,
and then I know exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 10 (05:10):
So I keep on looking towards him without moving my head,
and then I catch him eating his booger. Wow, and
plays with the booger until I'm not looking.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And then it's do you do you think Danny el
that he thinks you don't know this?
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
He believes it.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
Thinks that he's fly and I'm just you know, you're
there touching him, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Like, Jake, interesting, Well, we've actually got Jake on the
phone right now.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I didn't know that, Jake.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
The snake may Did you know that your your wife's
been watching you eat boogers on the gage?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Yellows? Of course two doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
You know you're going to get caught out eventually.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, fair enough. Did you want to return serve though, Jacob?
Then she's embarrassed you on national radio. You're pausing your court?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah or not?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Who can play that game?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Too, can play that game.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Sonny's got this a bit of a weird one where
she doesn't mind a bit of a sniff of her
own part. She will drop one and then boys.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
She will then cupcake herself.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
So I take I've got Maxie, my daughter by myself
on Wednesday mornings, and swimming lessons is on Wednesday morning, right, beautiful.
I love it. It's a great day. And I just
I treat her. I just treat the hell out of it, right, daddy,
exactly right when the cat's away, so particularly with food.
But she loves food. She obsessed with that. I know
(06:45):
I shouldn't be doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So not fair.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
And then you come into work and Max is on
a sugar hinds like there you go, sim enjoy the
afternoon hospital pass.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So so basically we got to swimming class and she
finishes swimming. I was always ungry when she finishes swimming.
Sam had made this banana bread, which is you know,
it's a healthy banana bread, but like it's still banana bread. Anyway,
I cut her off like an adult portion of banana bread. Sure,
because I know she's gonna be hungry. We getting the
car for swimming. I've got it read a rock and Roll.
(07:14):
It's in the front seat next to me. She's in
the back seat. She gets in the car I can
tell she's upsets, she's grizzly, and I get this great moment.
I can see why people treat kids. I can see
why you can treat kids because I turn around and
the look on her face when I hand her this
hunk of banana bread fit for a king, she is sacked.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Must be nice.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, I'm miss feeling. Yes, I was saying to you,
so I was telling you this, and I was saying
how great it was. I took a photo of her
because she's just so tough. She's sitting there with a
banana passa banana bread the size of her arm, and
she's just so excited. And you in you turn to me,
and I was like, how good is it? You know
when you just finished playing sport or whatever and your
parents pick you up and they go, hey, mate, I
know this is a little bit. You know, we don't
(08:06):
normally do this, but here's a piece of chocolate cake,
you know, yeah, here's I got you a sausage roll
on the way home.
Speaker 11 (08:14):
Yeh.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I know we don't normally do this, but I got
you guys ice cream. It is just an amazing waiting right.
Oh no, sorry, Ron, grab their Sorry Now we are
getting to the next drab though, don't you worry about that?
Because I said this to you Woods, I was like,
how good was that moment?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
And I informed you I can't relate that literally never
happened to me. Before I go into this story, my
parents are beautiful and I had the best trouble with Honestly,
I'm seeing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So well raised.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, but I cannot relate to getting in the car,
getting picked up by my parents and having a treat
waiting for me.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, You're never in my wildest dreams do I.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Think I have a treat waiting for me. Maybe on
a good day, there'd be an apple. My beautiful mother
who she raised me so buddy well dietitian, she cares
about apple special occasion, shears, Maybe a banana because.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You had a.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Apple banana, Maybe a carrot, carrot.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
It would just be like, be a healthy have yourself
a carriage in the I'm we're talking about the car thing, right, Like, Yeah,
it was always like a healthy treat. It would have
been fruit or veg.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Just I felt for you. I feel for you, and
there are people out there that feel for you. But
I reckon there are other people out there as well
who we can all relate to being a kid and
looking at other kids and thinking to yourself, geez, my
parents are never going to get me that. My parents
are never going to give me that roll ups. I
I never had a roll up in my life. Pop
(09:51):
tarts dreamed of them?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah yeah, a kid.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Whipped out a pop tart at school. I'd be like,
that is the golden snitch, Like I'm never gonna cat
and you try.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
To train with it with the apple that you've got,
all right?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I had cheese and letters sandwich deal, three carrots for
one pop tart half a pop tart.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I bite them a pop tart. It was just nowhere.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So what do I want to know that want to
six five? What did you not get to experience as
a kid? So what do you look back on it?
And you go my like, you know you can have it,
you can have it. The thing is, as an adult,
you can get you can get yourself whatever you want.
But it's when you're a child and you rely on
somebody getting that thing view that it's most special.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'll give you another one.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
As a child, I never experienced the first three quarters
of an AFL match where my dad would take me
because you'd get in for free at three quarter time.
So I literally had a childhood of only watching the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I turned ten and I was like, there are three
quarters before that? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Or you know what? It was when you went over
to somebody's house for a sleepover. Oh, and they'd be like,
we get KFC on a Friday and you'd be like
shut the front door.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
For me, it was just snacks in the kitchen, like
sweet snacks in a kitchen. I was like, what you
got a cupboard of just like chocolate and sweet things?
And that for me was just like how is this possible?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But you had the carrot orchard out. The fact that
you could, you know, just graze on whenever you have
the biggest.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Fruit bowl on the bloody sudden hemisphere was just like, yes, school, Jess,
what didn't you get as a kid?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
So I didn't get elsiem bars and roll up?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, we mentioned the roles before. All right, mate,
come on, I'm sorry, it's your mum talking to you
right now. Chill out, Chill out.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
My partner actually rang my mom the other day because
he thought I was lying to him, and he said
that I wasn't allowed to have them because my teeth
would fall out. Yeah, adult, I still haven't eaten them
because I'm like mortified.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Jess. We literally had this chat in the song about
how whatever eating habits, our parents like put the fear
of God in us in as we were kids. You
can't shake that, or you go the other way and
you you binge that thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I actually work in a school and my partner backed
my lunch this morning and he put a roll up
in and I actually put it in the bin.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, yes, you've got an eat one. No, Jess, you've
got a.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Bin. I also loved it just because you work in
a school. Used to have a lunch box that's super
basically called Jess. Hey, Tommy turncoat tom I button pushing
you're saying one of these. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
We had Nintendo sixty four, right, but I was never
allowed any violent video games, so I missed out on
like GoldenEye and Super Smash Brothers.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They were the two big Ones Brothers.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I was violent, any violent.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Absolutely Smash Bros shucking. Try someone off that rocket ship.
They're never coming back.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Nevers, what didn't you get as a kid.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I missed out on Barbie?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Why never?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Because I got Cyndy, who was the chiefer version of.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I never heard of that?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is Cindy still around?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Cyndy still exists looking you can look her up online?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Is there longer definitely killed Cindy.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
There's not a Cindy movie coming out anytime soon. Is
there a Ken Doll equivalent? Is there is there a
con that goes with thanks to the nervous mate, you
made us laugh, you can have you can have China
backs all thanks to became Sure Chris. That was awesome.
Jasmine thirty one or six five were talking things you
didn't get to experience as a kid, Jasmine.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
I never got watch the symptoms when I came home from.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh yeah, no I've heard if I've heard of people
like you?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, we had that, well we Dad didn't care. Mom
mum was hot on it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
My grandfather was much rather watch than news. He thought
it was more educational for me.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh jee, the news sucked when you were a kid,
Dad was watching the news.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Thanks for the girl.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Jazz was a hot one because my my birthday fell
on school holidays. Yeah yeah, I never had a birthday
party as a kid. I was always on holiday and
so we just sort of like, get me a cap.
But I never had a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Oh, we've got to do that weirdly, weirdly to give
you a kids.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
The idea of her a birthday party for me is mortial.
I don't know why, but it caaus me a lot
of anxiety to do a kid's party.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I don't think we can do.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We can do pin the tail On. Well, I was
gonna say, they don't keep him at the pin the
tail on, Tim Robards, we get him down there.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Only birthday, remember, was I was very young and Spot
the Dog camp so before school. But then Spot the
Dog started hooking up with my uncle. And it was
only it was only until it was years later that
I realized that so it was my auntie dressed to
Spot the Dog as a kid, as a kid, as
a kid, though for years I was like, why the
hell is my uncle hooking up with Spot the Dog?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
But in the in the Spot outfit, like in the
Spot out other thing was your uncle making out with
your auntie at a first birthday?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Was a room I was like hugging in a butt
tap sort of, that's what That's what I remember.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Spot the Spot the Dog taps at your first birthday.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I spotted Spot the dog in the kitchen getting the
mast out from Uncle.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Will.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Crispy Karaoke for fries delivered Crispy make sure it's McCain
sure Crisps.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Every day this week we've been calling a stranger. They've
registered at Willingwood dot com, testing their karaoke skills as
we play Crispy Karaoke Thanks to McCain sure Crisp just
with a thousand bucks, a trip to Brisbane Woods and
a chance to win a further ten k all thanks
to McCain sure cris All you're gonna do is finish
the favorite your favorite lyric from your favorite song. They
don't know we're calling. That's the kicker here, so they've
(15:41):
kind of always got to be on their toes. I've
had a few people who had no idea who we
were because we're masters of disguised bloody Earth we are.
And so basically with Cobs, anyone one of us has
to feed one of the lines in from their favorite song,
they have to sing the next line. So I'm actually
very excited. This is one of my favorite songs of
all time. This is Jessica's song.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh Good Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Pheel Ray Charles in the Blues Brothers shaky tail feather
woulds okay, So I'm pretty simple for you, simple in
terms of the song, but difficult for you in terms
of trying to get this into a normal conversation.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What's the line?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Remember, you can't reveal that you're a radio HOSTEP. The
line is your line will be, yes, bend over, let
me see you shake your tail feather.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Bend over. I can't be a male here. I can't be.
There's absolutely no way I'm going to have to go
for youmale.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I have to do it now. You know the rules.
As I said, I can't reveal to her that you're
a radio host as well. No laughing, no giving up
the bit, straight down the barrel and too you say
that line?
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Why hello Jessica speaking.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Hello Jessica, it's how are you this afternoon? Thank you outstanding?
Speaker 13 (17:14):
It's Marjorie here, of course, shall we recognize the voice?
I am just calling uh as you know, as I'm
sure you're aware, I'm the head of the council in
the in the region where you live. Yes, and we
were effectively organizing a street party. Did did Jeremy come
(17:37):
over and talk to you about the street party we're planning.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
No, right, well okay.
Speaker 13 (17:44):
Well I'll listen. I'll speak to Jeremy. I thought you
were aware. I want to confirm from you. Are you
in for the street party though? Will you be coming
to the street party?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Well, if it's in, I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You bring will Will you bring a plate?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Absolutely sure?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
What were you thinking of bringing? I'm just trying to
arrange exactly.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Maybe yeh, potato salad.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh, potato salad. I'm writing that down.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
I tell you every time I hear potato salad. I
just want to bend over. Let me see your.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Tail, fellow, Let me see you shake your tail feather.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yeah, I planned that for my last meal. If I
either have to choose my last meal, it will.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Be yes, me too.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
But I mean listen to my words though, here, Jessica,
bend over, let me see you take shake a tail feather.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Jessica, go on to call her back and just drop
that line one more time.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Hey on, hay on, hen what if I what if
I call her as Jeremy?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Now, great idea and just say the same line.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I'm so sorry. I think Marjorie called you?
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Bend over?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Let me see your hell feather or let me see
you shake your tail shake your tail feather, Marjorie.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
I'm so sorry, not a problem at all, and that's
absolutely fine.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I was just saying one more time, the potato salads
make me feel like bending over and shaking it like
a tail feather.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, let me.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
See you shake your tail feather.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Yeah, right way, Yes, yes, you.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Nearly dropped it, Jess, Well done, small chat.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Sorry too busy.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Confused about the street.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Party, Yeah, I can tell.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I was gonna say, it sounds like you're a pump.
Good to inform you there is no street party, but gee,
it sounded like it sounded like Marjorie would have organized
an absolute hodown. She was in charge though. I mean,
g w isy to get out there, cut a roag,
have some potato. Yes you've won a thousand bucks or
(20:05):
thanks to McCain, Sure, Crisp.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's the greach Australian bra, bloody oath it is.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I mean, I speak to any woman in my life,
probably actually only my.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Fiance specifically about this.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Particular conversation, but apparently removing your bra at the end
of the day is literally the most uplifting and relieving.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's also revealing. Excuse me, I've been slipping with my
words yet, but it's the most relieving feeling you can have.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
So on this show right now, Thank you, William Wallace,
on this show right now. We just want to have
this moment where you ladies in there that have been
restricted by your bras get a chance on radio.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
To release and be free.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
And there is actually a reason why we do it today,
specifically because apparently there's this new trend where jen Z
they're dumping the bra so they're just not wearing bras
at all because they're sick of this oppression.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
That is being paused shackles.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
By these yes, by these these these ghastly things. Anyway,
I've got my beautiful partner Mim here right now.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What's up have you been? Have you had a couple?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Well?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
What palm to stop in Northcote around the track?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah? Perfect? Okay, great traps are you in?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
So?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Are you in a public so people can see you
right now?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
But I'm worrying your coach, So I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, totally wild.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
She's not going to release the hounds in a pub.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You never know with Mim, Let's be honest.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Okay, So Mim You've told me before that you know,
feeling that pressure of the bra all days is a
shocking feeling. So what I'd like right now is for
you to experience that relieving moment where you can release
the bra.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Uh and and just talk us through the moment.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
If you will, Okay, all right, hand on, talk.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Us through it?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well absolutely.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Your daughter's looking at me like, am I getting milk?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Or what's going on?
Speaker 14 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
She'll get excited.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Here we go, all right, all right, releasing the milky silkies.
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's the cot I love.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Who.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I've got one question before she goes, because obviously we're
gonna give other people doing this in the Greatest train
bra off up next. But mem I just realized then
that obviously the two people that you live with both
get very excited about a BRA removal. Who gets more excited,
Remy or Woody?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Oh no, Remy.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Remy's arms flail around like like nothing I've ever seen before.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Although, yeah, no, that's I think they'll stop it.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
All right.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
We've got people calling that are in their cars and
currently wearing a bra, and we are going to have
a big group releases.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, that's appropriate. All right, let's go to Bianca here.
You're in your car.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
With a bra I am, I'm in the car with
a bra on.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Alright, Blanka, find the cloth, get ready.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Let's go to Josie here. Josie, you're feeling restricted by
your bra right now?
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Oh for sure?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
All right, Josie, get yourself ready. Let's go to It
takes me a while to find the class, but I'm
sure they're all pretty pretty pretty apt at it.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I reckon they'd be pretty good. Well, let's go to
Lee here. Lee, you're currently feeling restricted by your bra.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
I am, but that's never taken it off in the
car on my own.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Let's go to Olivia here. Olivia, you're pumped about releasing yourself.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, can't.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
All right, you're in the car as well, live Yeah, beautiful.
We got Kim here as well. Kim you're in the
car and you are ready to release your bra Hi sure, alright, fantastic,
And I was in This is very much a play
along at home sort of a setup. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
The music to swell a little bit as we built
into this moment, because I mean, we've got women all
over the country right now, hands on clasps.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And don't go early, ladies, Let's not go false starts.
Let's all do it together, the.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Wait of a week behind them, the pressure of a
nation on their shoulders.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, and then we.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Can start our cantown. Should be countdown from ten or five?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Ten?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
All right, ladies and some men.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
If you were in a bra no, no matter what
gender you are, if you've got a bra.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
On, heed my words right now as we counted down.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four three two one.
Speaker 14 (24:54):
Re fabulous, Well done, spinal, These pillows for all of your.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
On the weekend has begun.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh wonderful stuff. The great Australier bra up.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
What a moment.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I just want to tip the cap very quickly to
a man who passed away today, Michael Parkinson. Yesterday. I
believe it was actually considered probably the best interviewer on
the planet for a very long time. I lived in
Australia for four years. Actually, yeah, he did. And that
brings me to the first bit of audio they want
to play here again. If you didn't watch Parkison, I'm
sure your parents would know exactly who it is. But
(25:50):
there were some remarkable moments on TV that we really
want to relive. Involving some people that all of you
guys will be across. The first is the fact that
Ian Thorpe actually came out effectively on the show. Have
listened to this Your sexuality your first asked about this?
And how old were you? Sixteen? Sixteen?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
You've always said that you're not gay, You've always said
that your sexual experienses have been with women.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's all of that true. Well, that's true.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
I've thought what I've thought about this for a long time.
I'm there, Yeah, I am. I'm not straight, You're not
and this is only something that very recently, we're talking
in the past two weeks, I've been comfortable telling the
closest people around me.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Oh yeah, what a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
He was asked about his sexuality when he was sixteen. Yeah,
as well, thought.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Py Yeah, a phenomenal. The next one I've got here
in a bit of a change of pays, but not
necessarily in terms of the stars, the caliber of the people.
It's Posh Spice and David Beckham on the couch with
Michael Parkinson. Bex has just been really right at the
center of a whole lot of public dismay. Really over
(27:05):
in the UK. You get sent off during a soccer match,
and then he scores a goal and he's kind of like,
you know, revered again and he asks Parkins and asks,
but Posh, Spice, just what that's like? That change in
his character. Harry managed to pull through it have a listened.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
What better person to look at than my own husband
to see how somebody can turn all that around.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I mean, David, is I can them golden balls?
Speaker 14 (27:29):
You know now?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Because you know, because now balls? Is it good? That's
one of those things I shouldn't have said, But.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I said, you said that that Victoria's got this wonderful
caposity of putting her foot in it.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I mean, did you say to it coming on to
that look? But God's say, you know, I always said
he doesn't listen. That's good known as golden balls from
that day for and then, I mean, this one's a
bit different. But this is with Meg Ryan. And it
was very clear to everybody that night that Meg Ryan
didn't want to be interviewed. God knows what he's doing
(28:09):
on an interview show. It's interesting. It is an interesting concept,
though you know, you and I have been in this
situation before where, particularly with actors, you don't get it
really with anybody else, but actors in particular can really
double down on the fact that they're artists. They're not
there to perform, they're not there to have jokes and stuff.
They want to talk purely about their artwork.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
And they probably have to be there contractually to promote
a film or something like that.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Exactly, Meg Ryan does not come to the party at all,
and then Parkinson flips it on her, Well, I think.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
You can certainly be an actor and not be a
movie star.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Well, but you are a movie star, yes, by choice, seemingly.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
So you've got a problem.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah, and it seems that one that's not going to
be resolved on this show. I know that you're wary
of journalists. I mean, does it give you an insight into.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
What they're after that I'm wary of them.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yes, you are worried of John, You're worry of me.
You worry of the interview. You don't like being interviewed.
You can see it's in the way that you sit
and where you are, don't In other words, if you
were me, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Now?
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Well, just wrap it up?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
He handled that so well, I know, right, because I'd
say no, because we've interviewed people where you can tell
they don't really want to be there. Yeah, the last
thing you really want to do in that situation is
lean into that. You just pretend like everything's fine, everything's fine.
The way he was just like, right, you don't want
to be here, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, extraordinary, Ye genius showed real class and profession and
it reminded me of the same class and profession poise
that you showed the first time that we interviewed Delta
gudram Is.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Can we please delete that?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Sorry, that's appropriate because we look at I need.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
To stress tracking glasses on. So I am he's woody.
I'm still getting it wrong, Jim. Now I am wearing
a green velvet jacket and a black skivvy, so that's
probably why I sounded a bit posh.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Then you're wearing the hell out of it. You're wearing
a bloody hell out of it, now, Returnsive.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, well you you do look sensational.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You look absolutely scrumpties.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm in a sky blue turtle.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
If I could make you into a spreadable paste and
put you on a briars, I would.
Speaker 12 (30:33):
Be intriat a little bit like a marshmallow. That isn't
it that color a blue marshmallow?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
But yeah, blue marsh fluffy is a blue marshmallow, very fluffy.
It's kind of like the perfect combination of like cotton
candy blue. Yeah, but it's like it's like sexy, bit approachable.
Oh the because obviously you know the sex factor, turtleneck,
huggsy body, beautifully you know you've got a bit of
deltoy deaf there. Yeah, lovely link you. But then the
(31:01):
baby blue is like, you know, you take me have
a new mother, sensitive guy, you know, sensitive guy. And
then the glasses just take me on the back again.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Bit sick.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the glassy It's a confusing message that
I'm sending, but I think I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's mysterious.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
And obviously were talking about turncoat Tom, who actually wears
these glasses regularly.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
That's his that's his normal guy. Tom's wearing a blue
velvet jacket as well, the red skivvy, which which you
know I was so so big on him wearing matches.
The hair, the color, the color coordination there is beautiful.
I feel like I feel like you could smoke a
smoke a cigar with Tom and a cigar bar. Then
you could also take him to it. You could take
(31:41):
him to like a foreign language film at a film festival. Yeah, nice,
and finish off with Studio fifty four.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Absolutely, you'd work well in all those you would.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
And I think you do. Really, you know, I'd love
to see you in like a jazz bar in London. Yeah, yeah,
I think so. Yeah, you look on the rocks thing
you're looking.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes, do you want to see this? By the way,
you got her Instagram? Will and Woody man, we look good,
we look great?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Were addressed by politics? Actually I should say that, Yeah,
I should say that they were really lovely. They were awesome.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
I also love that you guys went to a glass
of store that you usually get a prescription glasses for
and you dropped a couple of.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hundred bucks on the frames, plastic frames.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
The chick couldn't believe it. I took him off the
shelf and I was like, do you have a prescription?
I was like, I'll take these, and she's like, all right,
what what's your prescription? I was like, now, just the
frames and she goes. She goes, but they're plastic and
I was like, no, hand them over.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Executive produced Bootpants had a similar moment where she was going, okay,
and what what lens power do you want or whatever,
and then it actually said you know, my my eye
guy said that I have vision that's better than twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh, just so you know, I don't need to come here.
I mean my choice. Oh boo, Bants, it's pretty good. Yeah,
sounds excellent, excellent, good enough vision to say that you're
an absolute funk wind. Oh god, oh god. I had
(33:23):
nothing better than a nice ribbing of Bootbants I reckon
at the end of the podcast, he's just he's got
his cheer little microphone out there, which is that's all
he's got to defend himself with. This is this is
the largest microphone that I could afford.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
We do have, we do so we need to get
out of here. But you enjoyed the show.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
See you on Monday.
Let's shop.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's been a sad news about Britney Spears, so just
breaks art every time with Brittany, I know, I know
it looks like her husband's now looking like going to
be ex husband Sam Ascari is going to be filing
for divorce after fourteen months of marriage.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Joining hearing the news that he spotted her hooking up
with someone or something.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I can't speak to that. I didn't haven't seen that.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think that I think I heard in the news.
I mean, unfortunately, you've got the news of sloppy seconds. Yeah,
I know, I know you had this scoop, but I
think I think that is that right.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
L J.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Champion try again again. Alga said, that's the.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Rumor she's in the dirty on it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Oh well, okay, that makes sense because since the announcement
of the divorce, he has publicly said that he has
some extremely embarrassing things that he could share about Brittany.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh oh, that's not when you hit what you want
to hear when you break up.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
With someone, not right, threatening that he's got some embarrassing
things to share. Now, going away from the naziness here,
I think one of the most fun things to do
when you are in a relationship is to reveal embarrassing
things that your partner has done.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
If you want to come on air right now and
just share something embarrassing about your partner or that your
partner has done, let's all have a bloody laugh at him,
because it's an absolute hobby horse of Mim and I
to publicly well out really the other person in the
relationship and talk about embarrassing things. It's happened a number
of times on this radio show. Twinnim has recently.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Started losing her hair ties a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
She reaches down onto the ground, picks up one of
her dirty G strings from the day before, and then
times ties her hair up with a dirty G string.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Talk about I dirty G string trick.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
On the weekend you took a poop in the open
house that we went to go see. He's done it
twice before that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Mim, you were my confidant. You would watch the door
for me that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
One of them didn't have a toilet.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Constipation comes as a normal side effect for pregnancy. At
the moment is at her struggles, but minxs this theory
that the best way to get a bow movement is
the week she's on.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
The toilet, She yells, yeah, she still does that.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Five is.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
And come on here and tell us something embarrassing about
your partner or.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Maybe in the vein of Brittany breaking up with somebody,
maybe your ex partner as well.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
So we've got to center here, just ciner. Can you
want to embarrass your partner?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Talk to me?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
So we've just got a new puppy and it's.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
A bit of a game at the moment. Is it
a puddle of.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Water or is it a puddle week?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah, my partner decided that he put his finger in
it and see what color it was, and he's like, oh,
it looks pretty clear.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So he's like, I'll have a taste.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
No, no, no, no, I drank a bit of dog
way next.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I mean, I love the game. I love the game.
The like puddle away water away? Water aways are yea
more world? Do you just have normal puddles of waters
away every time? We're idiot? Oh yeah, Can I scotty?
You want to embarrass you? You want to embarrass you?
(03:44):
Where do they live? Can I scotty?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Here you're going good mate. You want to embarrass your
partner far away?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah one hundred so yeah, they're pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Clock toilet the other.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Day and the wife went in just to do a
business as she normally does not I said, yeah, just
be careful think in case it floods or something in there.
And she came out really proud, like so stoked, and
she's like, yes, what I just done? I'm like, oh
what She's like, I just done a massive pool and
unclod the toilet.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
She it poo.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Never thought I'd hear those words on this Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Never gone unbelievable. You can have a hoits Lucks double
pass for you and your partner, mat nice, enjoy it
nowhere is it all? Just let just make sure they
let you know if there's any toilets that they had
a bit of a workover.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Puntill be worried about her kind to the toilets. They
you're not allowed.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Her face up at the front.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Let's go to Danniel here, Danniel, you want to embarrass
your husbands?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yes, I do so.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
My husband has to sing every time we sit down
and watch TV. He will pick his nose. You will
look right, you will look left to check that I'm
not looking at him, and then if I am looking
at him, he will just look away back at the TV,
and then I know exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 10 (05:10):
So I keep on looking towards him without moving my head,
and then I catch him eating his booger. Wow, and
plays with the booger until I'm not looking.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And then it's do you do you think Danny el
that he thinks you don't know this?
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
He believes it.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
Thinks that he's fly and I'm just you know, you're
there touching him, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Like, Jake, interesting, Well, we've actually got Jake on the
phone right now.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I didn't know that, Jake.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
The snake may Did you know that your your wife's
been watching you eat boogers on the gage?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Yellows? Of course two doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
You know you're going to get caught out eventually.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, fair enough. Did you want to return serve though, Jacob?
Then she's embarrassed you on national radio. You're pausing your court?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah or not?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Who can play that game?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Too, can play that game.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Sonny's got this a bit of a weird one where
she doesn't mind a bit of a sniff of her
own part. She will drop one and then boys.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
She will then cupcake herself.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
So I take I've got Maxie, my daughter by myself
on Wednesday mornings, and swimming lessons is on Wednesday morning, right, beautiful.
I love it. It's a great day. And I just
I treat her. I just treat the hell out of it, right, daddy,
exactly right when the cat's away, so particularly with food.
But she loves food. She obsessed with that. I know
(06:45):
I shouldn't be doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So not fair.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
And then you come into work and Max is on
a sugar hinds like there you go, sim enjoy the
afternoon hospital pass.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So so basically we got to swimming class and she
finishes swimming. I was always ungry when she finishes swimming.
Sam had made this banana bread, which is you know,
it's a healthy banana bread, but like it's still banana bread. Anyway,
I cut her off like an adult portion of banana bread. Sure,
because I know she's gonna be hungry. We getting the
car for swimming. I've got it read a rock and Roll.
(07:14):
It's in the front seat next to me. She's in
the back seat. She gets in the car I can
tell she's upsets, she's grizzly, and I get this great moment.
I can see why people treat kids. I can see
why you can treat kids because I turn around and
the look on her face when I hand her this
hunk of banana bread fit for a king, she is sacked.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Must be nice.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, I'm miss feeling. Yes, I was saying to you,
so I was telling you this, and I was saying
how great it was. I took a photo of her
because she's just so tough. She's sitting there with a
banana passa banana bread the size of her arm, and
she's just so excited. And you in you turn to me,
and I was like, how good is it? You know
when you just finished playing sport or whatever and your
parents pick you up and they go, hey, mate, I
know this is a little bit. You know, we don't
(08:06):
normally do this, but here's a piece of chocolate cake,
you know, yeah, here's I got you a sausage roll
on the way home.
Speaker 11 (08:14):
Yeh.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I know we don't normally do this, but I got
you guys ice cream. It is just an amazing waiting right.
Oh no, sorry, Ron, grab their Sorry Now we are
getting to the next drab though, don't you worry about that?
Because I said this to you Woods, I was like,
how good was that moment?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
And I informed you I can't relate that literally never
happened to me. Before I go into this story, my
parents are beautiful and I had the best trouble with Honestly,
I'm seeing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
So well raised.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, but I cannot relate to getting in the car,
getting picked up by my parents and having a treat
waiting for me.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, You're never in my wildest dreams do I.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Think I have a treat waiting for me. Maybe on
a good day, there'd be an apple. My beautiful mother
who she raised me so buddy well dietitian, she cares
about apple special occasion, shears, Maybe a banana because.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You had a.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Apple banana, Maybe a carrot, carrot.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
It would just be like, be a healthy have yourself
a carriage in the I'm we're talking about the car thing, right, Like, Yeah,
it was always like a healthy treat. It would have
been fruit or veg.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Just I felt for you. I feel for you, and
there are people out there that feel for you. But
I reckon there are other people out there as well
who we can all relate to being a kid and
looking at other kids and thinking to yourself, geez, my
parents are never going to get me that. My parents
are never going to give me that roll ups. I
I never had a roll up in my life. Pop
(09:51):
tarts dreamed of them?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah yeah, a kid.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Whipped out a pop tart at school. I'd be like,
that is the golden snitch, Like I'm never gonna cat
and you try.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
To train with it with the apple that you've got,
all right?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I had cheese and letters sandwich deal, three carrots for
one pop tart half a pop tart.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I bite them a pop tart. It was just nowhere.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So what do I want to know that want to
six five? What did you not get to experience as
a kid? So what do you look back on it?
And you go my like, you know you can have it,
you can have it. The thing is, as an adult,
you can get you can get yourself whatever you want.
But it's when you're a child and you rely on
somebody getting that thing view that it's most special.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'll give you another one.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
As a child, I never experienced the first three quarters
of an AFL match where my dad would take me
because you'd get in for free at three quarter time.
So I literally had a childhood of only watching the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I turned ten and I was like, there are three
quarters before that? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Or you know what? It was when you went over
to somebody's house for a sleepover. Oh, and they'd be like,
we get KFC on a Friday and you'd be like
shut the front door.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
For me, it was just snacks in the kitchen, like
sweet snacks in a kitchen. I was like, what you
got a cupboard of just like chocolate and sweet things?
And that for me was just like how is this possible?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But you had the carrot orchard out. The fact that
you could, you know, just graze on whenever you have
the biggest.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Fruit bowl on the bloody sudden hemisphere was just like, yes, school, Jess,
what didn't you get as a kid?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
So I didn't get elsiem bars and roll up?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, we mentioned the roles before. All right, mate,
come on, I'm sorry, it's your mum talking to you
right now. Chill out, Chill out.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
My partner actually rang my mom the other day because
he thought I was lying to him, and he said
that I wasn't allowed to have them because my teeth
would fall out. Yeah, adult, I still haven't eaten them
because I'm like mortified.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Jess. We literally had this chat in the song about
how whatever eating habits, our parents like put the fear
of God in us in as we were kids. You
can't shake that, or you go the other way and
you you binge that thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I actually work in a school and my partner backed
my lunch this morning and he put a roll up
in and I actually put it in the bin.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, yes, you've got an eat one. No, Jess, you've
got a.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Bin. I also loved it just because you work in
a school. Used to have a lunch box that's super
basically called Jess. Hey, Tommy turncoat tom I button pushing
you're saying one of these. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
We had Nintendo sixty four, right, but I was never
allowed any violent video games, so I missed out on
like GoldenEye and Super Smash Brothers.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They were the two big Ones Brothers.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I was violent, any violent.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Absolutely Smash Bros shucking. Try someone off that rocket ship.
They're never coming back.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Nevers, what didn't you get as a kid.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I missed out on Barbie?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Why never?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Because I got Cyndy, who was the chiefer version of.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I never heard of that?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is Cindy still around?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Cyndy still exists looking you can look her up online?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Is there longer definitely killed Cindy.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
There's not a Cindy movie coming out anytime soon. Is
there a Ken Doll equivalent? Is there is there a
con that goes with thanks to the nervous mate, you
made us laugh, you can have you can have China
backs all thanks to became Sure Chris. That was awesome.
Jasmine thirty one or six five were talking things you
didn't get to experience as a kid, Jasmine.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
I never got watch the symptoms when I came home from.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh yeah, no I've heard if I've heard of people
like you?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, we had that, well we Dad didn't care. Mom
mum was hot on it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
My grandfather was much rather watch than news. He thought
it was more educational for me.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh jee, the news sucked when you were a kid,
Dad was watching the news.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Thanks for the girl.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Jazz was a hot one because my my birthday fell
on school holidays. Yeah yeah, I never had a birthday
party as a kid. I was always on holiday and
so we just sort of like, get me a cap.
But I never had a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Oh, we've got to do that weirdly, weirdly to give
you a kids.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
The idea of her a birthday party for me is mortial.
I don't know why, but it caaus me a lot
of anxiety to do a kid's party.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I don't think we can do.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We can do pin the tail On. Well, I was
gonna say, they don't keep him at the pin the
tail on, Tim Robards, we get him down there.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Only birthday, remember, was I was very young and Spot
the Dog camp so before school. But then Spot the
Dog started hooking up with my uncle. And it was
only it was only until it was years later that
I realized that so it was my auntie dressed to
Spot the Dog as a kid, as a kid, as
a kid, though for years I was like, why the
hell is my uncle hooking up with Spot the Dog?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
But in the in the Spot outfit, like in the
Spot out other thing was your uncle making out with
your auntie at a first birthday?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Was a room I was like hugging in a butt
tap sort of, that's what That's what I remember.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Spot the Spot the Dog taps at your first birthday.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I spotted Spot the dog in the kitchen getting the
mast out from Uncle.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Will.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Crispy Karaoke for fries delivered Crispy make sure it's McCain
sure Crisps.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Every day this week we've been calling a stranger. They've
registered at Willingwood dot com, testing their karaoke skills as
we play Crispy Karaoke Thanks to McCain sure Crisp just
with a thousand bucks, a trip to Brisbane Woods and
a chance to win a further ten k all thanks
to McCain sure cris All you're gonna do is finish
the favorite your favorite lyric from your favorite song. They
don't know we're calling. That's the kicker here, so they've
(15:41):
kind of always got to be on their toes. I've
had a few people who had no idea who we
were because we're masters of disguised bloody Earth we are.
And so basically with Cobs, anyone one of us has
to feed one of the lines in from their favorite song,
they have to sing the next line. So I'm actually
very excited. This is one of my favorite songs of
all time. This is Jessica's song.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh Good Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Pheel Ray Charles in the Blues Brothers shaky tail feather
woulds okay, So I'm pretty simple for you, simple in
terms of the song, but difficult for you in terms
of trying to get this into a normal conversation.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What's the line?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Remember, you can't reveal that you're a radio HOSTEP. The
line is your line will be, yes, bend over, let
me see you shake your tail feather.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Bend over. I can't be a male here. I can't be.
There's absolutely no way I'm going to have to go
for youmale.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I have to do it now. You know the rules.
As I said, I can't reveal to her that you're
a radio host as well. No laughing, no giving up
the bit, straight down the barrel and too you say
that line?
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Why hello Jessica speaking.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Hello Jessica, it's how are you this afternoon? Thank you outstanding?
Speaker 13 (17:14):
It's Marjorie here, of course, shall we recognize the voice?
I am just calling uh as you know, as I'm
sure you're aware, I'm the head of the council in
the in the region where you live. Yes, and we
were effectively organizing a street party. Did did Jeremy come
(17:37):
over and talk to you about the street party we're planning.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
No, right, well okay.
Speaker 13 (17:44):
Well I'll listen. I'll speak to Jeremy. I thought you
were aware. I want to confirm from you. Are you
in for the street party though? Will you be coming
to the street party?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Well, if it's in, I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You bring will Will you bring a plate?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Absolutely sure?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
What were you thinking of bringing? I'm just trying to
arrange exactly.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Maybe yeh, potato salad.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh, potato salad. I'm writing that down.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
I tell you every time I hear potato salad. I
just want to bend over. Let me see your.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Tail, fellow, Let me see you shake your tail feather.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yeah, I planned that for my last meal. If I
either have to choose my last meal, it will.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Be yes, me too.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
But I mean listen to my words though, here, Jessica,
bend over, let me see you take shake a tail feather.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Jessica, go on to call her back and just drop
that line one more time.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Hey on, hay on, hen what if I what if
I call her as Jeremy?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Now, great idea and just say the same line.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I'm so sorry. I think Marjorie called you?
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Bend over?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Let me see your hell feather or let me see
you shake your tail shake your tail feather, Marjorie.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
I'm so sorry, not a problem at all, and that's
absolutely fine.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I was just saying one more time, the potato salads
make me feel like bending over and shaking it like
a tail feather.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, let me.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
See you shake your tail feather.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Yeah, right way, Yes, yes, you.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Nearly dropped it, Jess, Well done, small chat.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Sorry too busy.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Confused about the street.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Party, Yeah, I can tell.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I was gonna say, it sounds like you're a pump.
Good to inform you there is no street party, but gee,
it sounded like it sounded like Marjorie would have organized
an absolute hodown. She was in charge though. I mean,
g w isy to get out there, cut a roag,
have some potato. Yes you've won a thousand bucks or
(20:05):
thanks to McCain, Sure, Crisp.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's the greach Australian bra, bloody oath it is.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I mean, I speak to any woman in my life,
probably actually only my.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Fiance specifically about this.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Particular conversation, but apparently removing your bra at the end
of the day is literally the most uplifting and relieving.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's also revealing. Excuse me, I've been slipping with my
words yet, but it's the most relieving feeling you can have.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
So on this show right now, Thank you, William Wallace,
on this show right now. We just want to have
this moment where you ladies in there that have been
restricted by your bras get a chance on radio.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
To release and be free.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
And there is actually a reason why we do it today,
specifically because apparently there's this new trend where jen Z
they're dumping the bra so they're just not wearing bras
at all because they're sick of this oppression.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
That is being paused shackles.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
By these yes, by these these these ghastly things. Anyway,
I've got my beautiful partner Mim here right now.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What's up have you been? Have you had a couple?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Well?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
What palm to stop in Northcote around the track?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah? Perfect? Okay, great traps are you in?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
So?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Are you in a public so people can see you
right now?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
But I'm worrying your coach, So I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, totally wild.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
She's not going to release the hounds in a pub.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You never know with Mim, Let's be honest.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Okay, So Mim You've told me before that you know,
feeling that pressure of the bra all days is a
shocking feeling. So what I'd like right now is for
you to experience that relieving moment where you can release
the bra.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Uh and and just talk us through the moment.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
If you will, Okay, all right, hand on, talk.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Us through it?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well absolutely.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Your daughter's looking at me like, am I getting milk?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Or what's going on?
Speaker 14 (22:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
She'll get excited.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Here we go, all right, all right, releasing the milky silkies.
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's the cot I love.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Who.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
I've got one question before she goes, because obviously we're
gonna give other people doing this in the Greatest train
bra off up next. But mem I just realized then
that obviously the two people that you live with both
get very excited about a BRA removal. Who gets more excited,
Remy or Woody?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Oh no, Remy.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Remy's arms flail around like like nothing I've ever seen before.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Although, yeah, no, that's I think they'll stop it.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
All right.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
We've got people calling that are in their cars and
currently wearing a bra, and we are going to have
a big group releases.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, that's appropriate. All right, let's go to Bianca here.
You're in your car.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
With a bra I am, I'm in the car with
a bra on.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Alright, Blanka, find the cloth, get ready.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Let's go to Josie here. Josie, you're feeling restricted by
your bra right now?
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Oh for sure?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
All right, Josie, get yourself ready. Let's go to It
takes me a while to find the class, but I'm
sure they're all pretty pretty pretty apt at it.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I reckon they'd be pretty good. Well, let's go to
Lee here. Lee, you're currently feeling restricted by your bra.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
I am, but that's never taken it off in the
car on my own.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Let's go to Olivia here. Olivia, you're pumped about releasing yourself.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, can't.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
All right, you're in the car as well, live Yeah, beautiful.
We got Kim here as well. Kim you're in the
car and you are ready to release your bra Hi sure, alright, fantastic,
And I was in This is very much a play
along at home sort of a setup. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
The music to swell a little bit as we built
into this moment, because I mean, we've got women all
over the country right now, hands on clasps.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And don't go early, ladies, Let's not go false starts.
Let's all do it together, the.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Wait of a week behind them, the pressure of a
nation on their shoulders.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, and then we.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Can start our cantown. Should be countdown from ten or five?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Ten?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
All right, ladies and some men.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
If you were in a bra no, no matter what
gender you are, if you've got a bra.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
On, heed my words right now as we counted down.
Speaker 11 (24:41):
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four three two one.
Speaker 14 (24:54):
Re fabulous, Well done, spinal, These pillows for all of your.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
On the weekend has begun.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh wonderful stuff. The great Australier bra up.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
What a moment.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I just want to tip the cap very quickly to
a man who passed away today, Michael Parkinson. Yesterday. I
believe it was actually considered probably the best interviewer on
the planet for a very long time. I lived in
Australia for four years. Actually, yeah, he did. And that
brings me to the first bit of audio they want
to play here again. If you didn't watch Parkison, I'm
sure your parents would know exactly who it is. But
(25:50):
there were some remarkable moments on TV that we really
want to relive. Involving some people that all of you
guys will be across. The first is the fact that
Ian Thorpe actually came out effectively on the show. Have
listened to this Your sexuality your first asked about this?
And how old were you? Sixteen? Sixteen?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
You've always said that you're not gay, You've always said
that your sexual experienses have been with women.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's all of that true. Well, that's true.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
I've thought what I've thought about this for a long time.
I'm there, Yeah, I am. I'm not straight, You're not
and this is only something that very recently, we're talking
in the past two weeks, I've been comfortable telling the
closest people around me.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Oh yeah, what a moment.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
He was asked about his sexuality when he was sixteen. Yeah,
as well, thought.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Py Yeah, a phenomenal. The next one I've got here
in a bit of a change of pays, but not
necessarily in terms of the stars, the caliber of the people.
It's Posh Spice and David Beckham on the couch with
Michael Parkinson. Bex has just been really right at the
center of a whole lot of public dismay. Really over
(27:05):
in the UK. You get sent off during a soccer match,
and then he scores a goal and he's kind of like,
you know, revered again and he asks Parkins and asks,
but Posh, Spice, just what that's like? That change in
his character. Harry managed to pull through it have a listened.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
What better person to look at than my own husband
to see how somebody can turn all that around.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I mean, David, is I can them golden balls?
Speaker 14 (27:29):
You know now?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Because you know, because now balls? Is it good? That's
one of those things I shouldn't have said, But.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I said, you said that that Victoria's got this wonderful
caposity of putting her foot in it.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I mean, did you say to it coming on to
that look? But God's say, you know, I always said
he doesn't listen. That's good known as golden balls from
that day for and then, I mean, this one's a
bit different. But this is with Meg Ryan. And it
was very clear to everybody that night that Meg Ryan
didn't want to be interviewed. God knows what he's doing
(28:09):
on an interview show. It's interesting. It is an interesting concept,
though you know, you and I have been in this
situation before where, particularly with actors, you don't get it
really with anybody else, but actors in particular can really
double down on the fact that they're artists. They're not
there to perform, they're not there to have jokes and stuff.
They want to talk purely about their artwork.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
And they probably have to be there contractually to promote
a film or something like that.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Exactly, Meg Ryan does not come to the party at all,
and then Parkinson flips it on her, Well, I think.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
You can certainly be an actor and not be a
movie star.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Well, but you are a movie star, yes, by choice, seemingly.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
So you've got a problem.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah, and it seems that one that's not going to
be resolved on this show. I know that you're wary
of journalists. I mean, does it give you an insight into.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
What they're after that I'm wary of them.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yes, you are worried of John, You're worry of me.
You worry of the interview. You don't like being interviewed.
You can see it's in the way that you sit
and where you are, don't In other words, if you
were me, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Now?
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Well, just wrap it up?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
He handled that so well, I know, right, because I'd
say no, because we've interviewed people where you can tell
they don't really want to be there. Yeah, the last
thing you really want to do in that situation is
lean into that. You just pretend like everything's fine, everything's fine.
The way he was just like, right, you don't want
to be here, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, extraordinary, Ye genius showed real class and profession and
it reminded me of the same class and profession poise
that you showed the first time that we interviewed Delta
gudram Is.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Can we please delete that?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Sorry, that's appropriate because we look at I need.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
To stress tracking glasses on. So I am he's woody.
I'm still getting it wrong, Jim. Now I am wearing
a green velvet jacket and a black skivvy, so that's
probably why I sounded a bit posh.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Then you're wearing the hell out of it. You're wearing
a bloody hell out of it, now, Returnsive.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, well you you do look sensational.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You look absolutely scrumpties.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm in a sky blue turtle.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
If I could make you into a spreadable paste and
put you on a briars, I would.
Speaker 12 (30:33):
Be intriat a little bit like a marshmallow. That isn't
it that color a blue marshmallow?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
But yeah, blue marsh fluffy is a blue marshmallow, very fluffy.
It's kind of like the perfect combination of like cotton
candy blue. Yeah, but it's like it's like sexy, bit approachable.
Oh the because obviously you know the sex factor, turtleneck,
huggsy body, beautifully you know you've got a bit of
deltoy deaf there. Yeah, lovely link you. But then the
(31:01):
baby blue is like, you know, you take me have
a new mother, sensitive guy, you know, sensitive guy. And
then the glasses just take me on the back again.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Bit sick.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the glassy It's a confusing message that
I'm sending, but I think I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's mysterious.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
And obviously were talking about turncoat Tom, who actually wears
these glasses regularly.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
That's his that's his normal guy. Tom's wearing a blue
velvet jacket as well, the red skivvy, which which you
know I was so so big on him wearing matches.
The hair, the color, the color coordination there is beautiful.
I feel like I feel like you could smoke a
smoke a cigar with Tom and a cigar bar. Then
you could also take him to it. You could take
(31:41):
him to like a foreign language film at a film festival. Yeah, nice,
and finish off with Studio fifty four.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Absolutely, you'd work well in all those you would.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
And I think you do. Really, you know, I'd love
to see you in like a jazz bar in London. Yeah, yeah,
I think so. Yeah, you look on the rocks thing
you're looking.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes, do you want to see this? By the way,
you got her Instagram? Will and Woody man, we look good,
we look great?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Were addressed by politics? Actually I should say that, Yeah,
I should say that they were really lovely. They were awesome.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
I also love that you guys went to a glass
of store that you usually get a prescription glasses for
and you dropped a couple of.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hundred bucks on the frames, plastic frames.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
The chick couldn't believe it. I took him off the
shelf and I was like, do you have a prescription?
I was like, I'll take these, and she's like, all right,
what what's your prescription? I was like, now, just the
frames and she goes. She goes, but they're plastic and
I was like, no, hand them over.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Executive produced Bootpants had a similar moment where she was going, okay,
and what what lens power do you want or whatever,
and then it actually said you know, my my eye
guy said that I have vision that's better than twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh, just so you know, I don't need to come here.
I mean my choice. Oh boo, Bants, it's pretty good. Yeah,
sounds excellent, excellent, good enough vision to say that you're
an absolute funk wind. Oh god, oh god. I had
(33:23):
nothing better than a nice ribbing of Bootbants I reckon
at the end of the podcast, he's just he's got
his cheer little microphone out there, which is that's all
he's got to defend himself with. This is this is
the largest microphone that I could afford.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
We do have, we do so we need to get
out of here. But you enjoyed the show.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
See you on Monday.
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