November 3, 2023 • 34 mins
- Dumbest questions you’ve asked the doctor
- Woody fixed the washing machine
- Most annoying noise
- How do we define smart casual?
- Where do you want your ashes scattered?
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Boris Johnson thinks he has solved COVID. But before I
get to that, will I mean truth? You do the
most incredible Boris Johnson in personal and I think it's
worth playing a.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Bit of going, well this banana, it's banana? No, no, no,
do you want me to give that answer again?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Who's been to pemppig World?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Clearly the real.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Lesson for me going to wemp pig World. Now, I'm
surprised you haven't been there.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Sixty six thousand sausages?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was that the real bojo?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's six thousand sausages.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's bang on, it's buddy, unbelievable anyway, you let's that's
a private recording. How there was you practicing? And then
when we made the call you didn't look going with
his voice?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Sixty six thousand sausages.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Anyway, Sorry, he's still got bojo. Unbelievable theory on how
to cure cancer. Here's the news headlined, Yeah, what did
I say?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh my god, Boris Johnson, are scientists if people could
kill COVID by blowing a hair dryer up their nose?
After he watched the YouTube video suggesting this, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Slip, he were listening to the ground. Did you listen
to the grabbar? We also thinking about my slip.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't think any fun sorry about that. Anyone was
listening to the audio?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Sorry, Boris Johnson? Are scientists if people could kill COVID
by blowing a hair dryer up their nose. After he
watched the YouTube video suggesting this.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Boris Johnson thinks you can cure COVID from blowing a
hair dryer up your nose. That is the dumbest thing
I have ever heard. So you'd have to think that
he was at home, Yeah, yeah, blowing himself with the
head dryer in his nose.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
He was with his head with sixty six thousand sausages.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's what he's doing. It's extraordinary. But look what I
want to do right now? Will thirteen one oh sixty
five is our number? Bloody ell, it's a Friday. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number. Can't himself.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sixty six thousand sausages?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Effectively what I've said anyway, it doesn't matter what I
want to hear from now, Will. I need to hear
from some medical professionals. So you could be a nurse,
a doctor, physia, whatever. You just to excuse me, a
medical professional. I'll take vets. I'll take vets.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
As well, take anything right now, medical.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Medical professional, because I want to ask you when you
join us up next, I want to ask you what
the stupidest thing someone has asked you or done in
front of you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Okay, we all have big cockups, like so anyone that
works in the medical sphere. Yes, dumbest thing someone's asked you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So for example, I'm not the medical professional of but
I've once gone to emergency and I said, I think
I'm literally I'm on my deathbed pretty much. So I've
got a spinal cord abscess. We need to rush me
into some sort of surgery. And the dog said, no, mate,
you've got a pimple on your back.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I remember, we actually pulled my dad out of a
medical conference in Germany.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I did FaceTime him.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did, I did another question. It's true, it's true.
So that's the bit. Were after another one from me.
So I had we take vets here.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
By the way, I said that vets would have had
some pretty stupid questions over the years.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'll take a vet. We've got erin here.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Erin.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You work in dental, Yes, I do. Awesome. What's the
dumbest thing you've seen or been asked about?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Well, the other day we had a patient come in
to have some treatment done and we went to start
and she said, would you like me to have my
mouth open or close? Clinician, and I just looked other
and I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And there I once had my right testicle scanned because
I was very worried about a small lump, and I was.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Just the right thing to do, by the way, and
I checked out.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
They all said that to me. Actually through the whole experience,
I was like, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You're young, glad, you're glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're going to sort it out. Anyway. They give you
this like a like a sheet.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, and then you have to fold down the cloth.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, so yes cloth. I was so nervous that I
got completely naked in this chain room and then I
put the sheet around my neck like a bib, like
a bib, and then I walked out nude from the
bottom l and the guy was just like what you
It goes on your waist.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So like a smock, Like no, but yeah, was so short,
it was on the.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Cover in my like nipples. It was just like it
was like I was wearing a little bib cropter up. Anyway, Isha,
you're also a dentist and you've been something a bit dumb.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Yeah. So I heard a patient come in one time
who had a crown on her tooth and she accidentally
came off and she swallowed it. So she waited for
it to pass through and then swifted through her own
crew to find it. Then she got it in and said,
can you put it back on?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, well, it's very excited. I've stumbled across a guaranteed
way to make your partner find you more sexy. It
happened to me this morning. It's really simple. Everyone can
do it. So got a new washing machine recently?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Isn't flicking your jocks into your hand? Is it? Because
we've found out that's not sexy?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Quick tangent? No, that definitely is still sexy. Anyone who
said that isn't sexy.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
A partner so that she came on the show, didn't she?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, I'm going to put that down. This thing that
I'm about to talk about, bring that music back. Guaranteed sexy. Okay, So,
got a new washing machine?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh yeah, what'd you get.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's like a it's like a Samsung. I don't know
what the model is. They do washing machines, and they're
they're they're they're quite diverse across technologies. Anyway, got a
new sang Song Samsung washing machine, and if anyone knows
anything about washing machines, you've got to like, there's a
bit where the water comes out.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, right, like the the drainage, the.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Drainage, right, and it like plugs back into these these pipes.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Effectively the pipes under your sink, under your laundry. You think, okay,
and that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Can get a bit hairy for those that don't know
what's going on anyway. So I realized, really, it can
get a little bit hairy. No, so I realized, and
they're well way hairy. Well, if if you just plug
it in wrong, you can get leaks. I was in,
the water can go everywhere, and effectively the machine doesn't
work how it's supposed to work. Okay, Okay, Now I
(07:05):
realized in the morning that there was a little bit
of a leak going on. I was like, I just
I don't think that the pipe is attaching well enough
to the tubes. And I'm a bit worried about that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Anyway, I didn't never seal.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It didn't have a seal. And I got in there
and I.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Was like, what gave you that inkling?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was just sort of flicking around with it, and
I was just like, it just doesn't seem to be
well attached. Yeah, I figured that out anyway. But what
I managed to do is I sort of like tinkered twisted,
you know. I spun it around a couple of times,
and I was like, that has got a great seal now. Anyway,
walked into the bedroom and I said to Mim, I
just need to get you, get you across what's happening
in the laundry there, because I was a bit worried
(07:42):
about the pipe attachment. And she was like, wow, this
is hot, and I was like, yep, there was a
bit of a problem with the pipe attachment there. So
what I've done is I've just made sure there's an
appropriate seal there. So we're good to go now. And
for me, I'm not a trade I'm not good with
my hands with it. She was like, oh my god,
you've just you just figured that out. This is unbelievable.
(08:05):
I find you incredibly attractive right now. Wow, so to
celebrate my sexiness, we went for a walk. Okay, we've
got a one year old she was so you know,
he couldn't do anything else. But like we thought, what's
the best way outside of that to celebrate my sex
in us. We'll go for a walk. So I went
for a walk. It was great. She was just looking
at me fully in love with me once again. Anyway,
(08:25):
once again we just felt like we were almost like dating.
That's good looking at me with these with these new
new love an't anyway, got back to the house and
walked through and will Mim actually figured this out, but
I flooded the laundry.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
What's the most annoying noise you can make?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Playing?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You are the most annoying sound in the world.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
You know, it's a Friday when we're coming up with
this gear, so you've got to stop watching here. The
first person or the person that can make us say
stop the fastest.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Will walk away with a hundred dollars a porter about you. Now, Woods.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
The reason we're talking about this actually is because something
that is certainly not the most annoying noise in the
world is the song Hot Potato by the Wiggles.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hot Potato Hot Potato.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Great chip Potato, Hot.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Potato, and the city of Thunbury using that song on
repeat as they blast homeless people congregating with it. You're kidding, yes,
So they just actually wrote a statement in the West
Australian because a wa saying, our music was created to
(09:42):
bring joy and happiness to children and families. We're really
disappointed that you're using it. Please stop doing that. I know, right,
I mean, at the end of the day, any song
on repeat, on repeat is going to crush you.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Hot Potato, I mean, yeah, we listening to.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
That hot Potato, Hot Potato.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's a banger. Potato potato potato. Hum oh this song
stuffed you want again? No, no, no, no, I was just fine.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It does get too I think.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It's I think because if they're saying the same thing
when you repeat that, then yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
All right, let's see if someone else can beat it.
So Simon's called thirty one and six five Simon. I'll
tell you what, mate, I let me just get my
stop watch going. You just make your noise when I
say go three, two one go, What.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Are you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I just don't find that that's a monster, a zombie
that's all right, Simon.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, we could have kept going there.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
It was a sand.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
It was the sand of some.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I reckon, harder to be and if it was real
spew like, if you were really spewing, really weird for it.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Appreciate Karen's gold. You know, it's crap when you've got
to tell them what it was.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
Karen.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Hi, Karen, all right, so I'll say go and then
see how quickly you can make us say stop with
your annoying noise.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Three to one go.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Farting's doing the thing where she scratches the top of
her mouth.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh that is annoyed.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's pretty annoying.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
My partner does that. I reckon, we could have kept
going there. Yeah, Karen, I just find a bit cute
now because it sounds like you're farting.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Good going, Karen, It's just funny.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
All right, Thanks Karen.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
She can really do it for a long time.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Actually, Junior producer analy said she had a very annoying one,
which I'm dying to hear.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Analsia.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
You ready, Yeah, okay, I'll say go three to one go.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's the closest I've done. That's the closest not done.
Did you tell me stuff, I can't hear you when
I do it. No, I didn't hear me. I didn't
say stopping.
Speaker 13 (12:06):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Definitely in the late Ada, you're looking at the best
of Bondo box hundred bucks from a Porto for you
currently junior producer analyse going home with the grand prize.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
But let's go to race here. Hello, race, you're ready
to go?
Speaker 14 (12:21):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Okay, three two one go.
Speaker 15 (12:30):
You just have to when you heard us, ask the
question of like what's annoying?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What went through your head? Like what was the thought
process there to come to that.
Speaker 16 (12:44):
I'll have to do that my friends when I were younger.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So oh, it's a tried and tested method to any.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
On your race. Very good. I think one hundred dollars
a porter Voutally it has to go to junior producer.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Ada's just award myself now, mate, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
We can take to the Chavig and the news analyst
with a bit of that.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
See, Nicole, you were pulling off before you go.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
So behind the scenes podcast last night you can only listen.
They're only little ten minute EPs there, behind the scenes bits.
But look we started, we stumbled into this thing which
I just don't think we've solved no, and we're gonna
open the phone lines shortly, because I think anybody over
the age of fifteen is affected by this.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
It's it is a constant dilemma. It's been a constant
dilemma for a very long time for a lot of people.
I think as a society, we've got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It might affect you tonight.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's going to fect a lot of people tonight. It's
gonna fect a lot of people this weekend. This is
a dilemma.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I feel like when it take this to the radio show,
it's happened. Well, I think this is what is smart casual?
Smart casuals A shirt and jeans.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, yeah, I think smart casual. I thinks might be
might be testing it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Really this went on for forty five to.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
What is smart casual?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm further away from it.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, the more you think about it, the more you
get away. Further away from it. Identified as well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Because because what I said there, you know, with which
I thought was just going to be slammed, dunk was
like a jean probably without holes in it, right, I
think jeans, but a shirt not tucked in shirt shirt,
jeans and closed shoes. I thought that was right.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, especially a bit.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
But I would say for a woman, they could wear
a sandal You could probably get away at a smart
casual joint these days if you had a nice sandal on,
if you had a burk and stock on it a
smart casual do in summer.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Let's play on.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
If it was, you know, with a nice dress or
a Maxi a Maxi Maxi dress, you know I love
Maxi dresses.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
A playsuit, yeah, a place.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I think I don't think a playsuit would be a
smart casual heng.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You think a playsuit is just cash, but what if
you know.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I think it could be too formal a playsuit really, well,
you could wear a play suit.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well, look, I think I think she's talking about women's fashion.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We can hear that. Women. You can call up with
what you think smart casually. You can cover that stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So this all started because sem, my partner, was looking
at an invite. It said smart casual, and she said, no,
one knows what that means. I think it's really poorly defined.
Now she actually came up with, I think a much
better description for what we're after, right, which I'm not
going to reveal today because I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't think we're there yet.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I don't think we're there yet.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
We can only get down to defining smart casual in
a word if we know what smart casual is in
a look a word to something until you know what
it looks like. And I just don't think I don't
think we're within kui of knowing what smart casual is.
If you've got any of all the dress codes right,
(15:52):
if you put smart casual down on the invite, you
are going to get everything. Going to get people in
T shirts, You're going to get people in crocs. You're
going to get people in slacks. You're going to get
people in cords. You're going to get shirts, you're going
to get jeans. Don't get me started on the women.
There's a plethora of things you could do.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I agree with most of that. I think Smart casually
are definitely wearing a clothes to you. I think I'm
sure about that. If you say smart to.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Your garden party with a Burke.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Bloody hell of Burke, does break the does you can okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
We're shortened burke to a smart casual.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
If you want to do okay, holes, there's no holes
in your in you as long as you're not wearing
a shirt or a gene with a hole.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I'm going to go to Laura because I'm yeah right,
I don't reckon.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You're banging on about holes again, Laura, Laura, what is
smart casual?
Speaker 17 (16:48):
Okay, so I'm starting a job soon and the job
is at a high end brand and they're saying professional casual.
The professional casual is a pair of flat, really nice
pants and a really nice top. So that's still sort
of trasual. So you're not really wearing a fancy suit
or anything that you're wearing something somewhat casual and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
But really nice top. Like, what the hell is a.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Really nice top? I think I speak of a half
of everyone when I say that shipouse. Let's take some thanks,
very engaging six five?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Help us? What is smart casual? Six five? I think
we're any closer to it? Woulds you're still banging on
about holes over there.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We had a woman called before who said a very
nice top and very nice pants. Yeah, well great, it's
a very nice day. Like, I mean, it's all just
but seriously, that's the equivalent for me. What's the weather
like outside it's nice. Well, you've given me nothing, right.
Give me a temp yeah, give me a wind direction,
give me a precipitation percentage exactly. That's the specifics we
need in and around address a tire.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
We want some clear direction here. Let's go to Stacy.
What is smart casual?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Smart casual is the only denim allowed is really dark
denim or white denim based on what shoes. If it's
normal regular denim, that's only casual.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's literally the color Stacey. Yes, okay, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go to footwear. What does the footwear need to
be then?
Speaker 9 (18:20):
So the footwear needs to be enclosed, so no burks
is casual. That doesn't go smart fitted a like.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You know, if you had a man.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If you had a man Stacey in a in a
chino and a burke and a shirt at a garden
party and it was smart casual, I'd think that.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Was No births are casual?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
And where does where does linen fit in there?
Speaker 9 (18:44):
So linen tops you can get away with, but not
linen shorts, that's casual. Linen linen pants are casual. Lineny
with linen pants if they pair it with a blazer
or more upmarket top.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Asaric and Stacey is speaking of holes. She's as close
to the pins as we've had so far. Clear direction
with what she was, very very clear.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's Jack here.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
That was good Jack.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What's your definition a smart casual? Mate?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You go to keep the.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Sap before the guys, nice pair of white shoes. Let's
say conversers get a brand new pee, you can't have them, scruffy,
nice pro jeans playing no rips, can't have the rips.
And then just a basic polo Jesus, yes, like not
a full button.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Not just a polo kid.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Honestly, unless you're on the in betweens.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So I'm talking like Christmas, what is connies? And when
he when he got to the top, I was like,
what's polo?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Follow buttons done up? Let's go, let's just let's just
ignore what Jack said.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Oh my god, Jack, if I was wearing that, I
would punch myself in the All right, we go. How
you're going we're talking smart casual? How do you define it?
Speaker 18 (20:07):
So smart casual definitely, no burken stock, okay, but if
you're wearing like a jumpsuit, like a female is wearing jumpsuit,
nice black jacket with some lovely platform shoes summary platform
shoes or a low heel, but definitely not that still
at at least.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I'm sorry. There's just so much going on there. There's platforms,
there's jackets, there's jumpsuits.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I think it's more confusing.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I think I think fashion in general is certainly trickier
for women. I think we need to many cards on
the table. Alice, thank you. I appreciate there's a few
variables there for you.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
This could be interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Now what that means is I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I was so confused, and then she was like shoes, platforms,
maybe a small heel.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Like.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But will I'm excited to say that this is a
good friend of mine. His name is Paul. He is
a professional style dresses dresses all the stars. He's styled
at bloom on Instagram. If you want to see the
looks he puts together.
Speaker 17 (21:13):
Paul.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Mate. Firstly, welcome to the show.
Speaker 16 (21:16):
Paul, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You're very welcome. Mate. Now, do you know, I mean,
I'm sure you do know. But what what is smart casual?
Speaker 14 (21:24):
I think it's one of the most confusing dress codes,
especially if you have like a christening and it's like
smart casual and then the guys work up in a
polo and a blazer.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
But that's not it.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Wait, so is that not it?
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Though?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Because we did from a guy talking about polos before,
I didn't even think polo is in the mix?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Is a polo in the mix?
Speaker 6 (21:45):
It is?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Like?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
It is?
Speaker 7 (21:47):
It is.
Speaker 16 (21:47):
It's just like I think, it's like mixing like a
dressier piece with and more of a catch. They're like
doing like like you see a lot of guys that
were like jeans is definitely part of the smart.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Casual okay, but as long as you wear a jacket.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Though, jacket all like even a shirt like. The problem
with that is then a guy will then have like
that untucked like shirt and it just doesn't really go right.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So would you would would I tuck my shirt into
my jeans?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Then?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
To complete.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's if you want the farmer wants a wife.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Look, that's what you go for.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I like, and I just really, Paul, if I'm just
take you back to what you said before, because if
we're just trying to sum this up in a term,
you said, dressing a like a fancier piece with a
with a casual piece will get you a smart casual vine,
so like.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
A lot of it's like a smart casual like for me,
would be like for a woman, so like chucking on
a pair of heels with like a casual jumpsuit. But
then even a casual jumpsuit, it's like, what the is
a casual?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
He was he was trying so oh to define it just.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
To sorry, and I'm gonna I'm going to resay what
Paul said, obviously not with the swear word, but Paul said,
what the f is a casual?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Jump?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Which is? Which will be the next question we asked?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Got this topic?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Man, if you want to get around Paul, he is
styled by.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Blowing amazingly based on what Paul just said there, Like before,
he swore, I can tell you what sim said, smart
casual should be. Oh yes, she said, smart casual should
just be written down as fancy ish, which is exactly
what it is.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's fancy ish.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So you dress cash and add a fancy to fancy brilliant.
How much easier is that fancy ish have a fancy touch?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, and there's the question for Monday, What the f
is a casual jumps.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Every SEC checkout no fundable artificial intelligence and taking all
the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's yes, chat GPT takes over the radio show, which
is lucky because we're nowhere. Well so chat gept by the.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Way, it's ape for Dell.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's well, I'm definitely chat GPT is artificial intelligence. It
can do anything, right, essays the lot Right, so can
it take over a radio show? We checked a news
story into chat GPT or Tom the button pusher? Did
we threw this story in.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
The Final Frontier now also a final resting place and with.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Australians now able to be remembered amongst the stars.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
It's launched on a rocket from Cape Canaverril goes up
and orbits for about ten years, and then eventually, as
they re enter the atmosphere, they blaze up as a star.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm sure if you mentioned there in the news story,
but effectively you can check your the news story, miss b.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
What was going on there?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
That audio was got a bit late, but it didn't
tell the story at all.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
They launched from Cape Canaval though, I tell you what
I mean. I'm glad we got the key bits in there.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The main bit is you can.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Now launch from Cape Caval.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You can launch your ashes into space. Yeah right, so right.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
But like actually into space so like and.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Then yeah, so this has been to deal with Elon
Musk's SpaceX, right.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
So the rocket goes up and then the rocket itself
actually goes out of the stratosphere, like it leaves our orbit.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
So you put your rashes into titanium containers which get
shot up into space, and then that titanium container will
orbit the Earth. So I think he said they're ten months. Yeah,
and then just like comes back down and disintegrate, so
I imagine, but it.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Comes back down. I don't think it works like that.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't know how space works. But oh, ten years.
It goes up orbits for ten years, and eventually it
re enters the atmosphere. It blazes up as a star.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It doesn't blaze up as a star me o Baroni.
You mean as it comes back down to Earth.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
It will re enter the atmosphere and it will burn
as it enters the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's what it does.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Star though, Come on.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's the selling point. Though you become a star anyway,
off this story. We just tracked this story into chat GP.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
So when I die, you're telling me that the people
that love me most, my nearest and dearest, are going
to put me in a titanium container, which is going
to be furthest away from everything possible.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, you get to all but the earth for ten years.
That's pretty cool. I'm dead, yeah, but your spirit's alive. Anyway,
we threw the story into chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Here's funny.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Well, if you want to get a random star dust me,
here's the company. Anyway, Tommy, what did chat GPT say
that we could do off that story?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
The first one that shot out was what would you
love to see shoot into space?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's a phone topic radio.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I'm reminded why I love this segment.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Simple one. At the moment we're than the robot, which
is good to know. Anyway, Second topic.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I think it's taken the word rocket and the fact
that there's ashes and said what song would rocket at
your funeral?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What's your funeral song?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Essentially the funeral songs not pay rocket at your funeral?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Right, Yeah, that's clever from chat chapt.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
And then lastly it says where do you want your
ashes scattered? Again?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Simple one, simble one. I mean where are you leaning?
Will you look very disappointed with chat JPT today? Don't
heard chat chapt's feelings? Um are you thinking jumping out
of you? No, not particularly Where do you want your
ashes scattered? It could be interesting. Yeah, I once heard
a this is a true story about someone wanted their
(27:45):
ashes scattered on Opta Stadium in Western Australia. Is a
true story and they're asking permission from the football club
to scatter effectively a dead guy all over the ground.
So people do this stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Would be.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
What do you want to hear?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I think it's pretty Where.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Did you scatter some ashes? Or where do you want
your ashes scattered?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, come on mate, a bit of positivity. Alright, twenty
minutes to go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well, what do we.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Do?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You want to have a big What are you? What
are you hoping for?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Here?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
What are you hoping for?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
What am I hoping for? Ashesse I'm not a mind reader. Okay,
here's where my ashes scattered? At my at my wake,
I want there to be a slightly alcoholic punch. Okay,
that's what I want at my wake. Everyone loves the punch.
It's a delicious punch. And then at the end, my
beautiful partner Mim is going to get up and go guys,
quick announcement. She'd probably tap her glass. That's not a
(28:41):
glass anyway, you get up and she go, I just
want to let you guys know that I scattered what
his ashes in the punch, so he is now inside.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All of you.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Like that in general, but that that kind of call,
I think is going to be entertaining.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right, let's take him six five?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Where do you your ashes scattered? Or or we're like,
have you scattered some mashes somewhere? Really odd? You've actually
done it? Yes, artivisual intelligence has taken over the radio show.
They have spat out the hot idea of thirteen one
(29:19):
oh six five? Where do you want your ashes scattered?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Hot bit? I haven't heard it before.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You haven't heard it before.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I haven't heard it before. It's fresh, it's good gear.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Stop teasing.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I'm saying it's good gear. It's a fresh topic. I
haven't heard it before, you know, listening to the words
that come out of my.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Mouth, it just sounds a tiny bit sarcastic. Man.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You missreading my tone.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
You always missreading my tone, gentell, gente, and this is
your Jesu.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
In a mood. This is get out of here, Yeah, Chanel,
talk to me. I'll be friendly.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Father in law, it's my father in law. Yes, he's
been telling me, She'll I met him seven years ago
that when he dies, he wants his ashes scattered at
the MCG under his seat in the Collingwood Legends where
he's been sitting in the same seat for forty years.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Oh that's nice, you reckon.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Have you spoken to the MCG about that.
Speaker 13 (30:14):
I haven't know, because I'm like, I don't really want
to do that just yet. Eventually, when the time comes
in hopefully one hundred years, I will have that.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
You will get it done.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I think there's a lot of people that are a
lot of people that try and do it.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
There's actually to sneak to me.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Do you remember when I'm.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Sorry for non AFL fans here, but you remember when,
even if you're an NFL fan, when Buddy kicked his
thousandth goal and they all flooded the SCG.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
There was the footage of that woman with an.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Urn and she knew that everyone was going to flood
the ground and she took her opportunity to burn out and.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Scattered her partner's ashes on the SCG.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
That's what you've got to do. Got to wait for a.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Moment when you can. Yeah, when it's going to be
pandemonium down there. Chantel. It's a great idea. It's a
nice idea.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Nice let us know.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
If you're out in the field though, you know, you
get dumped in a tackle and you got a bit
of human body on your face.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You could sniff it in here. I'm just saying, accident,
where are you today? I'm just saying a natural function
of the noses to sniff. Where do you want your
ashes scattered?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Boys?
Speaker 11 (31:20):
When I was a bit younger, I wanted my ashes
spreaded through pepper shakers and cafes around Melbourne's pretty clear.
I'll coming up a bit now, so I realized a
gross But it was always.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
A bit of a bank people ashes an ash.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Like whether it's whether it's a human.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Ash or whether it's a bit of burnt wood ash.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Exactly, it's all the same stuff.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Let's got a jolly here, now, jolly, what do you reckon?
What do you want your ashes scattered?
Speaker 11 (31:51):
Mate? I'd have like a little like a like a
little clo Is it a wake or something?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, that's generally what it's called. What did you think
it was called?
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I don't know, do you.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
I'd throw me in the blue cheese.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Ja, yeah, I have a little have a little platter
and put.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
Me in the blue cheese. No one wouldn't know put in.
But I've got a question. I've got a question for you.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:17):
All right, let's say hypothetically, Willem Woodie where we're all
best mates.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, I love this, I love this job going.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
All right, we're best mates because this has been a
question that I asked.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
I've asked my message a few times. Yeah, okay, let's
say in my wheel, I was like I want William Woody.
I'm going to get Gordon Ramsay or Jamie Oliver or
someone of that you know that.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Level, Yeah, that cook me to cook you and eat
and eat me? Would you do my goal?
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Like like like he was going to they were going
to fly in and like it was going.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
To be like how are you done? How are you done?
Speaker 12 (32:53):
Like?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Okay, a couple of questions. Firstly, do we know that
we're eating a human?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Like you know, like you know, yeah, were not celebrating,
we're celebrating.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Celebrating him, okay, and then what like how are you done?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Like let's say that I've got like a well, I
mean like I like, you know, I like different sorts
of cuisine. I mean, tell it to me. I'm not
going to go in there.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It was just going to be like a barbecue.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Like like like Gordon Ramsey, you know, Jamie.
Speaker 12 (33:18):
I was going to be like Dealer's choice and he's
give me some.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Flavors, Joel million paid millions, give me some flavors millions.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
What are we talking?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
You've done in like a garlic and white wine, you know,
sort of a setup?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Or are we talking like you know Asian infusion?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You have to tell Gordon. You'd have to ask.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You have to ask.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Can you get Gordon on the phone. Guys, you have.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
To ask Gordon.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Joe, You're gonna ASKO.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
That's great gear.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
But you can have one hundred dollars to spend it
red Rosa. That's for you, great stuff, mate. How often
do you ask you, missus that would you eat me
when I die?
Speaker 12 (34:00):
After a few times, she always, she always gives me
a cern note.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Have you.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Joel?
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Have you she there? Joel?
Speaker 10 (34:06):
Is she there?
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Chuck her on?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Chuck her on?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Hello, what would you have a buy?
Speaker 13 (34:13):
It's been a discussion for way too long now, but
it's on to the point where it's like, what about
just just a nibble, just like a bite?
Speaker 9 (34:22):
What about it?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What about it? Like, because Joel, the other thing we're
going to hit a snag of you is like, obviously,
you know, paying a Gordon Ramsey or paying a you know,
a Maggie Beer to do this.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
It's going to be a lot, as you said, millions
and millions. Are they going to do it? Probably illegal,
yadd YadA YadA.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Would you lower the bar like you know, would you
know Aristos the surprise chef is you know, or Hue
like like a body's cookout,
Boris Johnson thinks he has solved COVID. But before I
get to that, will I mean truth? You do the
most incredible Boris Johnson in personal and I think it's
worth playing a.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Bit of going, well this banana, it's banana? No, no, no,
do you want me to give that answer again?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Who's been to pemppig World?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Clearly the real.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Lesson for me going to wemp pig World. Now, I'm
surprised you haven't been there.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Sixty six thousand sausages?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was that the real bojo?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's six thousand sausages.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's bang on, it's buddy, unbelievable anyway, you let's that's
a private recording. How there was you practicing? And then
when we made the call you didn't look going with
his voice?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Sixty six thousand sausages.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Anyway, Sorry, he's still got bojo. Unbelievable theory on how
to cure cancer. Here's the news headlined, Yeah, what did
I say?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh my god, Boris Johnson, are scientists if people could
kill COVID by blowing a hair dryer up their nose?
After he watched the YouTube video suggesting this, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Slip, he were listening to the ground. Did you listen
to the grabbar? We also thinking about my slip.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't think any fun sorry about that. Anyone was
listening to the audio?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Sorry, Boris Johnson? Are scientists if people could kill COVID
by blowing a hair dryer up their nose. After he
watched the YouTube video suggesting this.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Boris Johnson thinks you can cure COVID from blowing a
hair dryer up your nose. That is the dumbest thing
I have ever heard. So you'd have to think that
he was at home, Yeah, yeah, blowing himself with the
head dryer in his nose.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
He was with his head with sixty six thousand sausages.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's what he's doing. It's extraordinary. But look what I
want to do right now? Will thirteen one oh sixty
five is our number? Bloody ell, it's a Friday. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number. Can't himself.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sixty six thousand sausages?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Effectively what I've said anyway, it doesn't matter what I
want to hear from now, Will. I need to hear
from some medical professionals. So you could be a nurse,
a doctor, physia, whatever. You just to excuse me, a
medical professional. I'll take vets. I'll take vets.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
As well, take anything right now, medical.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Medical professional, because I want to ask you when you
join us up next, I want to ask you what
the stupidest thing someone has asked you or done in
front of you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Okay, we all have big cockups, like so anyone that
works in the medical sphere. Yes, dumbest thing someone's asked you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So for example, I'm not the medical professional of but
I've once gone to emergency and I said, I think
I'm literally I'm on my deathbed pretty much. So I've
got a spinal cord abscess. We need to rush me
into some sort of surgery. And the dog said, no, mate,
you've got a pimple on your back.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I remember, we actually pulled my dad out of a
medical conference in Germany.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I did FaceTime him.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did, I did another question. It's true, it's true.
So that's the bit. Were after another one from me.
So I had we take vets here.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
By the way, I said that vets would have had
some pretty stupid questions over the years.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'll take a vet. We've got erin here.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Erin.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You work in dental, Yes, I do. Awesome. What's the
dumbest thing you've seen or been asked about?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Well, the other day we had a patient come in
to have some treatment done and we went to start
and she said, would you like me to have my
mouth open or close? Clinician, and I just looked other
and I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And there I once had my right testicle scanned because
I was very worried about a small lump, and I was.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Just the right thing to do, by the way, and
I checked out.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
They all said that to me. Actually through the whole experience,
I was like, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You're young, glad, you're glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're going to sort it out. Anyway. They give you
this like a like a sheet.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, and then you have to fold down the cloth.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, so yes cloth. I was so nervous that I
got completely naked in this chain room and then I
put the sheet around my neck like a bib, like
a bib, and then I walked out nude from the
bottom l and the guy was just like what you
It goes on your waist.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
So like a smock, Like no, but yeah, was so short,
it was on the.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Cover in my like nipples. It was just like it
was like I was wearing a little bib cropter up. Anyway, Isha,
you're also a dentist and you've been something a bit dumb.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Yeah. So I heard a patient come in one time
who had a crown on her tooth and she accidentally
came off and she swallowed it. So she waited for
it to pass through and then swifted through her own
crew to find it. Then she got it in and said,
can you put it back on?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, well, it's very excited. I've stumbled across a guaranteed
way to make your partner find you more sexy. It
happened to me this morning. It's really simple. Everyone can
do it. So got a new washing machine recently?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Isn't flicking your jocks into your hand? Is it? Because
we've found out that's not sexy?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Quick tangent? No, that definitely is still sexy. Anyone who
said that isn't sexy.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
A partner so that she came on the show, didn't she?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, I'm going to put that down. This thing that
I'm about to talk about, bring that music back. Guaranteed sexy. Okay, So,
got a new washing machine?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh yeah, what'd you get.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's like a it's like a Samsung. I don't know
what the model is. They do washing machines, and they're
they're they're they're quite diverse across technologies. Anyway, got a
new sang Song Samsung washing machine, and if anyone knows
anything about washing machines, you've got to like, there's a
bit where the water comes out.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, right, like the the drainage, the.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Drainage, right, and it like plugs back into these these pipes.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Effectively the pipes under your sink, under your laundry. You think, okay,
and that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Can get a bit hairy for those that don't know
what's going on anyway. So I realized, really, it can
get a little bit hairy. No, so I realized, and
they're well way hairy. Well, if if you just plug
it in wrong, you can get leaks. I was in,
the water can go everywhere, and effectively the machine doesn't
work how it's supposed to work. Okay, Okay, Now I
(07:05):
realized in the morning that there was a little bit
of a leak going on. I was like, I just
I don't think that the pipe is attaching well enough
to the tubes. And I'm a bit worried about that.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Anyway, I didn't never seal.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It didn't have a seal. And I got in there
and I.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Was like, what gave you that inkling?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was just sort of flicking around with it, and
I was just like, it just doesn't seem to be
well attached. Yeah, I figured that out anyway. But what
I managed to do is I sort of like tinkered twisted,
you know. I spun it around a couple of times,
and I was like, that has got a great seal now. Anyway,
walked into the bedroom and I said to Mim, I
just need to get you, get you across what's happening
in the laundry there, because I was a bit worried
(07:42):
about the pipe attachment. And she was like, wow, this
is hot, and I was like, yep, there was a
bit of a problem with the pipe attachment there. So
what I've done is I've just made sure there's an
appropriate seal there. So we're good to go now. And
for me, I'm not a trade I'm not good with
my hands with it. She was like, oh my god,
you've just you just figured that out. This is unbelievable.
(08:05):
I find you incredibly attractive right now. Wow, so to
celebrate my sexiness, we went for a walk. Okay, we've
got a one year old she was so you know,
he couldn't do anything else. But like we thought, what's
the best way outside of that to celebrate my sex
in us. We'll go for a walk. So I went
for a walk. It was great. She was just looking
at me fully in love with me once again. Anyway,
(08:25):
once again we just felt like we were almost like dating.
That's good looking at me with these with these new
new love an't anyway, got back to the house and
walked through and will Mim actually figured this out, but
I flooded the laundry.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
What's the most annoying noise you can make?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Playing?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You are the most annoying sound in the world.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
You know, it's a Friday when we're coming up with
this gear, so you've got to stop watching here. The
first person or the person that can make us say
stop the fastest.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Will walk away with a hundred dollars a porter about you. Now, Woods.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
The reason we're talking about this actually is because something
that is certainly not the most annoying noise in the
world is the song Hot Potato by the Wiggles.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hot Potato Hot Potato.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Great chip Potato, Hot.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Potato, and the city of Thunbury using that song on
repeat as they blast homeless people congregating with it. You're kidding, yes,
So they just actually wrote a statement in the West
Australian because a wa saying, our music was created to
(09:42):
bring joy and happiness to children and families. We're really
disappointed that you're using it. Please stop doing that. I know, right,
I mean, at the end of the day, any song
on repeat, on repeat is going to crush you.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Hot Potato, I mean, yeah, we listening to.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
That hot Potato, Hot Potato.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's a banger. Potato potato potato. Hum oh this song
stuffed you want again? No, no, no, no, I was just fine.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It does get too I think.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It's I think because if they're saying the same thing
when you repeat that, then yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
All right, let's see if someone else can beat it.
So Simon's called thirty one and six five Simon. I'll
tell you what, mate, I let me just get my
stop watch going. You just make your noise when I
say go three, two one go, What.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Are you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I just don't find that that's a monster, a zombie
that's all right, Simon.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, we could have kept going there.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
It was a sand.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
It was the sand of some.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I reckon, harder to be and if it was real
spew like, if you were really spewing, really weird for it.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Appreciate Karen's gold. You know, it's crap when you've got
to tell them what it was.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
Karen.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Hi, Karen, all right, so I'll say go and then
see how quickly you can make us say stop with
your annoying noise.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Three to one go.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Farting's doing the thing where she scratches the top of
her mouth.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh that is annoyed.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's pretty annoying.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
My partner does that. I reckon, we could have kept
going there. Yeah, Karen, I just find a bit cute
now because it sounds like you're farting.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Good going, Karen, It's just funny.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
All right, Thanks Karen.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
She can really do it for a long time.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Actually, Junior producer analy said she had a very annoying one,
which I'm dying to hear.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Analsia.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
You ready, Yeah, okay, I'll say go three to one go.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's the closest I've done. That's the closest not done.
Did you tell me stuff, I can't hear you when
I do it. No, I didn't hear me. I didn't
say stopping.
Speaker 13 (12:06):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Definitely in the late Ada, you're looking at the best
of Bondo box hundred bucks from a Porto for you
currently junior producer analyse going home with the grand prize.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
But let's go to race here. Hello, race, you're ready
to go?
Speaker 14 (12:21):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Okay, three two one go.
Speaker 15 (12:30):
You just have to when you heard us, ask the
question of like what's annoying?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What went through your head? Like what was the thought
process there to come to that.
Speaker 16 (12:44):
I'll have to do that my friends when I were younger.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So oh, it's a tried and tested method to any.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
On your race. Very good. I think one hundred dollars
a porter Voutally it has to go to junior producer.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Ada's just award myself now, mate, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
We can take to the Chavig and the news analyst
with a bit of that.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
See, Nicole, you were pulling off before you go.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
So behind the scenes podcast last night you can only listen.
They're only little ten minute EPs there, behind the scenes bits.
But look we started, we stumbled into this thing which
I just don't think we've solved no, and we're gonna
open the phone lines shortly, because I think anybody over
the age of fifteen is affected by this.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
It's it is a constant dilemma. It's been a constant
dilemma for a very long time for a lot of people.
I think as a society, we've got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It might affect you tonight.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's going to fect a lot of people tonight. It's
gonna fect a lot of people this weekend. This is
a dilemma.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I feel like when it take this to the radio show,
it's happened. Well, I think this is what is smart casual?
Smart casuals A shirt and jeans.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, yeah, I think smart casual. I thinks might be
might be testing it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Really this went on for forty five to.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
What is smart casual?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm further away from it.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, the more you think about it, the more you
get away. Further away from it. Identified as well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Because because what I said there, you know, with which
I thought was just going to be slammed, dunk was
like a jean probably without holes in it, right, I
think jeans, but a shirt not tucked in shirt shirt,
jeans and closed shoes. I thought that was right.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, especially a bit.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
But I would say for a woman, they could wear
a sandal You could probably get away at a smart
casual joint these days if you had a nice sandal on,
if you had a burk and stock on it a
smart casual do in summer.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Let's play on.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
If it was, you know, with a nice dress or
a Maxi a Maxi Maxi dress, you know I love
Maxi dresses.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
A playsuit, yeah, a place.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I think I don't think a playsuit would be a
smart casual heng.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You think a playsuit is just cash, but what if
you know.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I think it could be too formal a playsuit really, well,
you could wear a play suit.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well, look, I think I think she's talking about women's fashion.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We can hear that. Women. You can call up with
what you think smart casually. You can cover that stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So this all started because sem, my partner, was looking
at an invite. It said smart casual, and she said, no,
one knows what that means. I think it's really poorly defined.
Now she actually came up with, I think a much
better description for what we're after, right, which I'm not
going to reveal today because I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't think we're there yet.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I don't think we're there yet.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
We can only get down to defining smart casual in
a word if we know what smart casual is in
a look a word to something until you know what
it looks like. And I just don't think I don't
think we're within kui of knowing what smart casual is.
If you've got any of all the dress codes right,
(15:52):
if you put smart casual down on the invite, you
are going to get everything. Going to get people in
T shirts, You're going to get people in crocs. You're
going to get people in slacks. You're going to get
people in cords. You're going to get shirts, you're going
to get jeans. Don't get me started on the women.
There's a plethora of things you could do.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I agree with most of that. I think Smart casually
are definitely wearing a clothes to you. I think I'm
sure about that. If you say smart to.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Your garden party with a Burke.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Bloody hell of Burke, does break the does you can okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
We're shortened burke to a smart casual.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
If you want to do okay, holes, there's no holes
in your in you as long as you're not wearing
a shirt or a gene with a hole.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I'm going to go to Laura because I'm yeah right,
I don't reckon.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
You're banging on about holes again, Laura, Laura, what is
smart casual?
Speaker 17 (16:48):
Okay, so I'm starting a job soon and the job
is at a high end brand and they're saying professional casual.
The professional casual is a pair of flat, really nice
pants and a really nice top. So that's still sort
of trasual. So you're not really wearing a fancy suit
or anything that you're wearing something somewhat casual and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
But really nice top. Like, what the hell is a.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Really nice top? I think I speak of a half
of everyone when I say that shipouse. Let's take some thanks,
very engaging six five?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Help us? What is smart casual? Six five? I think
we're any closer to it? Woulds you're still banging on
about holes over there.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We had a woman called before who said a very
nice top and very nice pants. Yeah, well great, it's
a very nice day. Like, I mean, it's all just
but seriously, that's the equivalent for me. What's the weather
like outside it's nice. Well, you've given me nothing, right.
Give me a temp yeah, give me a wind direction,
give me a precipitation percentage exactly. That's the specifics we
need in and around address a tire.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
We want some clear direction here. Let's go to Stacy.
What is smart casual?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Smart casual is the only denim allowed is really dark
denim or white denim based on what shoes. If it's
normal regular denim, that's only casual.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's literally the color Stacey. Yes, okay, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go to footwear. What does the footwear need to
be then?
Speaker 9 (18:20):
So the footwear needs to be enclosed, so no burks
is casual. That doesn't go smart fitted a like.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You know, if you had a man.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If you had a man Stacey in a in a
chino and a burke and a shirt at a garden
party and it was smart casual, I'd think that.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Was No births are casual?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
And where does where does linen fit in there?
Speaker 9 (18:44):
So linen tops you can get away with, but not
linen shorts, that's casual. Linen linen pants are casual. Lineny
with linen pants if they pair it with a blazer
or more upmarket top.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Asaric and Stacey is speaking of holes. She's as close
to the pins as we've had so far. Clear direction
with what she was, very very clear.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's Jack here.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
That was good Jack.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What's your definition a smart casual? Mate?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You go to keep the.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Sap before the guys, nice pair of white shoes. Let's
say conversers get a brand new pee, you can't have them, scruffy,
nice pro jeans playing no rips, can't have the rips.
And then just a basic polo Jesus, yes, like not
a full button.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Not just a polo kid.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Honestly, unless you're on the in betweens.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
So I'm talking like Christmas, what is connies? And when
he when he got to the top, I was like,
what's polo?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Follow buttons done up? Let's go, let's just let's just
ignore what Jack said.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Oh my god, Jack, if I was wearing that, I
would punch myself in the All right, we go. How
you're going we're talking smart casual? How do you define it?
Speaker 18 (20:07):
So smart casual definitely, no burken stock, okay, but if
you're wearing like a jumpsuit, like a female is wearing jumpsuit,
nice black jacket with some lovely platform shoes summary platform
shoes or a low heel, but definitely not that still
at at least.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I'm sorry. There's just so much going on there. There's platforms,
there's jackets, there's jumpsuits.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I think it's more confusing.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I think I think fashion in general is certainly trickier
for women. I think we need to many cards on
the table. Alice, thank you. I appreciate there's a few
variables there for you.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
This could be interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Now what that means is I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I was so confused, and then she was like shoes, platforms,
maybe a small heel.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Like.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
But will I'm excited to say that this is a
good friend of mine. His name is Paul. He is
a professional style dresses dresses all the stars. He's styled
at bloom on Instagram. If you want to see the
looks he puts together.
Speaker 17 (21:13):
Paul.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Mate. Firstly, welcome to the show.
Speaker 16 (21:16):
Paul, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You're very welcome. Mate. Now, do you know, I mean,
I'm sure you do know. But what what is smart casual?
Speaker 14 (21:24):
I think it's one of the most confusing dress codes,
especially if you have like a christening and it's like
smart casual and then the guys work up in a
polo and a blazer.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
But that's not it.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Wait, so is that not it?
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Though?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Because we did from a guy talking about polos before,
I didn't even think polo is in the mix?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Is a polo in the mix?
Speaker 6 (21:45):
It is?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Like?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
It is?
Speaker 7 (21:47):
It is.
Speaker 16 (21:47):
It's just like I think, it's like mixing like a
dressier piece with and more of a catch. They're like
doing like like you see a lot of guys that
were like jeans is definitely part of the smart.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Casual okay, but as long as you wear a jacket.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Though, jacket all like even a shirt like. The problem
with that is then a guy will then have like
that untucked like shirt and it just doesn't really go right.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So would you would would I tuck my shirt into
my jeans?
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Then?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
To complete.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's if you want the farmer wants a wife.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Look, that's what you go for.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I like, and I just really, Paul, if I'm just
take you back to what you said before, because if
we're just trying to sum this up in a term,
you said, dressing a like a fancier piece with a
with a casual piece will get you a smart casual vine,
so like.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
A lot of it's like a smart casual like for me,
would be like for a woman, so like chucking on
a pair of heels with like a casual jumpsuit. But
then even a casual jumpsuit, it's like, what the is
a casual?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
He was he was trying so oh to define it just.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
To sorry, and I'm gonna I'm going to resay what
Paul said, obviously not with the swear word, but Paul said,
what the f is a casual?
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Jump?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Which is? Which will be the next question we asked?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Got this topic?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Man, if you want to get around Paul, he is
styled by.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Blowing amazingly based on what Paul just said there, Like before,
he swore, I can tell you what sim said, smart
casual should be. Oh yes, she said, smart casual should
just be written down as fancy ish, which is exactly
what it is.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's fancy ish.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So you dress cash and add a fancy to fancy brilliant.
How much easier is that fancy ish have a fancy touch?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, and there's the question for Monday, What the f
is a casual jumps.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Every SEC checkout no fundable artificial intelligence and taking all
the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's yes, chat GPT takes over the radio show, which
is lucky because we're nowhere. Well so chat gept by the.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Way, it's ape for Dell.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's well, I'm definitely chat GPT is artificial intelligence. It
can do anything, right, essays the lot Right, so can
it take over a radio show? We checked a news
story into chat GPT or Tom the button pusher? Did
we threw this story in.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
The Final Frontier now also a final resting place and with.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Australians now able to be remembered amongst the stars.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
It's launched on a rocket from Cape Canaverril goes up
and orbits for about ten years, and then eventually, as
they re enter the atmosphere, they blaze up as a star.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm sure if you mentioned there in the news story,
but effectively you can check your the news story, miss b.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
What was going on there?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
That audio was got a bit late, but it didn't
tell the story at all.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
They launched from Cape Canaval though, I tell you what
I mean. I'm glad we got the key bits in there.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The main bit is you can.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Now launch from Cape Caval.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You can launch your ashes into space. Yeah right, so right.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
But like actually into space so like and.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Then yeah, so this has been to deal with Elon
Musk's SpaceX, right.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
So the rocket goes up and then the rocket itself
actually goes out of the stratosphere, like it leaves our orbit.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
So you put your rashes into titanium containers which get
shot up into space, and then that titanium container will
orbit the Earth. So I think he said they're ten months. Yeah,
and then just like comes back down and disintegrate, so
I imagine, but it.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Comes back down. I don't think it works like that.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't know how space works. But oh, ten years.
It goes up orbits for ten years, and eventually it
re enters the atmosphere. It blazes up as a star.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It doesn't blaze up as a star me o Baroni.
You mean as it comes back down to Earth.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
It will re enter the atmosphere and it will burn
as it enters the atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's what it does.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Star though, Come on.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's the selling point. Though you become a star anyway,
off this story. We just tracked this story into chat GP.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
So when I die, you're telling me that the people
that love me most, my nearest and dearest, are going
to put me in a titanium container, which is going
to be furthest away from everything possible.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, you get to all but the earth for ten years.
That's pretty cool. I'm dead, yeah, but your spirit's alive. Anyway,
we threw the story into chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Here's funny.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Well, if you want to get a random star dust me,
here's the company. Anyway, Tommy, what did chat GPT say
that we could do off that story?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
The first one that shot out was what would you
love to see shoot into space?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's a phone topic radio.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I'm reminded why I love this segment.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Simple one. At the moment we're than the robot, which
is good to know. Anyway, Second topic.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I think it's taken the word rocket and the fact
that there's ashes and said what song would rocket at
your funeral?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What's your funeral song?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Essentially the funeral songs not pay rocket at your funeral?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Right, Yeah, that's clever from chat chapt.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
And then lastly it says where do you want your
ashes scattered? Again?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Simple one, simble one. I mean where are you leaning?
Will you look very disappointed with chat JPT today? Don't
heard chat chapt's feelings? Um are you thinking jumping out
of you? No, not particularly Where do you want your
ashes scattered? It could be interesting. Yeah, I once heard
a this is a true story about someone wanted their
(27:45):
ashes scattered on Opta Stadium in Western Australia. Is a
true story and they're asking permission from the football club
to scatter effectively a dead guy all over the ground.
So people do this stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Would be.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
What do you want to hear?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I think it's pretty Where.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Did you scatter some ashes? Or where do you want
your ashes scattered?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay, come on mate, a bit of positivity. Alright, twenty
minutes to go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well, what do we.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Do?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You want to have a big What are you? What
are you hoping for?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Here?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
What are you hoping for?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
What am I hoping for? Ashesse I'm not a mind reader. Okay,
here's where my ashes scattered? At my at my wake,
I want there to be a slightly alcoholic punch. Okay,
that's what I want at my wake. Everyone loves the punch.
It's a delicious punch. And then at the end, my
beautiful partner Mim is going to get up and go guys,
quick announcement. She'd probably tap her glass. That's not a
(28:41):
glass anyway, you get up and she go, I just
want to let you guys know that I scattered what
his ashes in the punch, so he is now inside.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All of you.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Like that in general, but that that kind of call,
I think is going to be entertaining.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right, let's take him six five?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Where do you your ashes scattered? Or or we're like,
have you scattered some mashes somewhere? Really odd? You've actually
done it? Yes, artivisual intelligence has taken over the radio show.
They have spat out the hot idea of thirteen one
(29:19):
oh six five? Where do you want your ashes scattered?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Hot bit? I haven't heard it before.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You haven't heard it before.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I haven't heard it before. It's fresh, it's good gear.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Stop teasing.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I'm saying it's good gear. It's a fresh topic. I
haven't heard it before, you know, listening to the words
that come out of my.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Mouth, it just sounds a tiny bit sarcastic. Man.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You missreading my tone.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
You always missreading my tone, gentell, gente, and this is
your Jesu.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
In a mood. This is get out of here, Yeah, Chanel,
talk to me. I'll be friendly.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Father in law, it's my father in law. Yes, he's
been telling me, She'll I met him seven years ago
that when he dies, he wants his ashes scattered at
the MCG under his seat in the Collingwood Legends where
he's been sitting in the same seat for forty years.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Oh that's nice, you reckon.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Have you spoken to the MCG about that.
Speaker 13 (30:14):
I haven't know, because I'm like, I don't really want
to do that just yet. Eventually, when the time comes
in hopefully one hundred years, I will have that.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
You will get it done.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I think there's a lot of people that are a
lot of people that try and do it.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
There's actually to sneak to me.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Do you remember when I'm.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Sorry for non AFL fans here, but you remember when,
even if you're an NFL fan, when Buddy kicked his
thousandth goal and they all flooded the SCG.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
There was the footage of that woman with an.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Urn and she knew that everyone was going to flood
the ground and she took her opportunity to burn out and.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Scattered her partner's ashes on the SCG.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
That's what you've got to do. Got to wait for a.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Moment when you can. Yeah, when it's going to be
pandemonium down there. Chantel. It's a great idea. It's a
nice idea.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Nice let us know.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
If you're out in the field though, you know, you
get dumped in a tackle and you got a bit
of human body on your face.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You could sniff it in here. I'm just saying, accident,
where are you today? I'm just saying a natural function
of the noses to sniff. Where do you want your
ashes scattered?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Boys?
Speaker 11 (31:20):
When I was a bit younger, I wanted my ashes
spreaded through pepper shakers and cafes around Melbourne's pretty clear.
I'll coming up a bit now, so I realized a
gross But it was always.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
A bit of a bank people ashes an ash.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Like whether it's whether it's a human.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Ash or whether it's a bit of burnt wood ash.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Exactly, it's all the same stuff.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Let's got a jolly here, now, jolly, what do you reckon?
What do you want your ashes scattered?
Speaker 11 (31:51):
Mate? I'd have like a little like a like a
little clo Is it a wake or something?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, that's generally what it's called. What did you think
it was called?
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I don't know, do you.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
I'd throw me in the blue cheese.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Ja, yeah, I have a little have a little platter
and put.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
Me in the blue cheese. No one wouldn't know put in.
But I've got a question. I've got a question for you.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:17):
All right, let's say hypothetically, Willem Woodie where we're all
best mates.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, I love this, I love this job going.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
All right, we're best mates because this has been a
question that I asked.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
I've asked my message a few times. Yeah, okay, let's
say in my wheel, I was like I want William Woody.
I'm going to get Gordon Ramsay or Jamie Oliver or
someone of that you know that.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Level, Yeah, that cook me to cook you and eat
and eat me? Would you do my goal?
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Like like like he was going to they were going
to fly in and like it was going.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
To be like how are you done? How are you done?
Speaker 12 (32:53):
Like?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Okay, a couple of questions. Firstly, do we know that
we're eating a human?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Like you know, like you know, yeah, were not celebrating,
we're celebrating.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Celebrating him, okay, and then what like how are you done?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Like let's say that I've got like a well, I
mean like I like, you know, I like different sorts
of cuisine. I mean, tell it to me. I'm not
going to go in there.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It was just going to be like a barbecue.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Like like like Gordon Ramsey, you know, Jamie.
Speaker 12 (33:18):
I was going to be like Dealer's choice and he's
give me some.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Flavors, Joel million paid millions, give me some flavors millions.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
What are we talking?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
You've done in like a garlic and white wine, you know,
sort of a setup?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Or are we talking like you know Asian infusion?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You have to tell Gordon. You'd have to ask.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You have to ask.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Can you get Gordon on the phone. Guys, you have.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
To ask Gordon.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Joe, You're gonna ASKO.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
That's great gear.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
But you can have one hundred dollars to spend it
red Rosa. That's for you, great stuff, mate. How often
do you ask you, missus that would you eat me
when I die?
Speaker 12 (34:00):
After a few times, she always, she always gives me
a cern note.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Have you.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Joel?
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Have you she there? Joel?
Speaker 10 (34:06):
Is she there?
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Chuck her on?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Chuck her on?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Hello, what would you have a buy?
Speaker 13 (34:13):
It's been a discussion for way too long now, but
it's on to the point where it's like, what about
just just a nibble, just like a bite?
Speaker 9 (34:22):
What about it?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What about it? Like, because Joel, the other thing we're
going to hit a snag of you is like, obviously,
you know, paying a Gordon Ramsey or paying a you know,
a Maggie Beer to do this.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
It's going to be a lot, as you said, millions
and millions. Are they going to do it? Probably illegal,
yadd YadA YadA.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Would you lower the bar like you know, would you
know Aristos the surprise chef is you know, or Hue
like like a body's cookout,
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