October 2, 2023 • 29 mins
- Kochie meets Jude again
- Dina does Grand Final parodies
- Guy Sebastian
- Woody guesses if you’re in a new relationship
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Rude Jude shuts up.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Shot Rutchard's probably our favorite person has ever called this
show Woods.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
She's as charismatic as she is beautiful. She owns a
bait and tackle shop with a naughty corner, eight hours
inland from Brisbane, in a tiny place called charli Wille.
She really is the heart and soul of the town.
She came on the show the other day to say
that she's shutting the shop down.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
We still have a few things left there. Yeah, would
run out of dolls. Remember that bloke came in every
month and bought a bluff dol. He bit her on
the kit and she flew out the windows.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh mate, we love you mate.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I think it's just the people mainly that I'll miss.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
She captured the hearts and minds of the whole country
because a how much of a character she is b
the fact that it has a naughty corner. So she's
also responsible for selling all the naughty paraphernalia for one
hundred kilometers.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Karl Stefano very sexual lady. A lot of sparks between users.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Truth.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
She gave me something to take home to which went
down like a lead ballooon with job.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
By Ryan A bit sad about Jude obviously, just looking
through some of my photos now from the Lokies.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah, she's a star man. Yeah you've got anything else?
You're looking all fload.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
We've got a butt plug here.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
It's got to remarked controls nice.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Yeah, Yeah, we want to send Rude Jude off in
style as Rude Jude shuts up shop. Yes, well, but
and I think the best way to send Rude Jude's
store off in style is to get a performer, to
get some sort of act there in two days time
in Charlieville and in ours time we are going to
(01:48):
be asking Guy Sebastian if he is happy to perform
down there. But well, but we are also trying to
move stock, so we're trying to clear all of her
stock before she shuts up shop into day's time. And
when she was on the Logi's red carpet, there was
one particular celebrity who seemed very very interested in her merchandise.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm a retired TV person married.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
For forty four years.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What sex toy would you recommend for lib Andi hair
tis Well, I'm.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Happy with legit at the moment.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
What shells well and sex corn condoms?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So they can see you coming.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
About those things of cool that he'll get the juice of.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Flowing sex guy, sex car. So I'll take those home
to Lib. I'll give you a reviewly asking meet you.
If you didn't recognize him, that was David Kosh, formerly
of Sunrise, and he joins us on the phone. Hello, Caushi,
are you him?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Thanks for having me?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Always welcome, Always welcome, dude.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yes, a giant of the small business world.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
An absolute juggernaut. But you did say on the red
carpet of the logis made that you were going to
give a review of the item that she gave you,
which I believe was the sex cards. So how did
they go?
Speaker 10 (03:24):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (03:25):
They went well, lid froze me out for a day
or two when I brought them home. But after that
sort of she became intrigued. And let me tell you
they've they brought a bit of a bit of zest.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
To the relationship. So JUDEA will be etertally grateful.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The sex cards that she did give you brought back
some zest in the relationship.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
They certainly, and I think I can speak for for
Lib on this left us wanting more. All suggestions from
Rude Jude, maybe to take it to a new level.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wow, I never thought are you having this conversation with
your cauhi live on radio. But the very exciting thing is, well,
well Jude is shutting up her shop in two days time,
and that is While that is sad, she's also discounting
a lot of products. So it's a great opportunity for
you to take that relationship. Bargain A bargain's mate. Absolutely,
I know you're like your money cushy, So we've got
(04:26):
some bargains here.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Bigger than click frenzy.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Absolutely it is. Let's go to Rude Jude who also
joins Now, Hello.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Jude, Hello boys, how are you?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Hello? Gorgeous? How are you nice to see you again?
Are you too cauchy?
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Are you you're getting a little excited?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Are you?
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah, look I'm exhausted. I'm more exhausted now I'm working
on Sunrise and is getting your your rude deck of cards?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (04:55):
How did you go with him?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah? No, they went well. I was saying to the
boys ignored me for a couple of days and then
then became a bit curious about them. And let me
tell you, it's put a bit of ze back in
our relationship.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
When you talk dirty, dude, we need to go to
the next level.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, what would be the next level after the cards?
What that's value?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Well, we've if live wants to go down, and we've
got some blow up dolls. Yeah, and I was going
to send you a butt plug. I'm going to get
the same paying at the turnout at the Laggers.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
But I couldn't get to him.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Right, I reckon, We've got a few things, you know,
the ring for sex. Bell's outside and you wanted to
come in or something, or you know, if you want them.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
She rings. The belt would be to bring her a
cup of tea. But this could be.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
This could be a different bell.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yeah, different bell altogether.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Though. Oh I've been what's that? What's that going for?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Oh that sounds a great value.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
So it's got this nice little red bell and it's
got ring.
Speaker 11 (06:20):
For sakes, you.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Ring it and she will come running.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Libo co I'm running lovely. That that sounds right uply,
I reckon.
Speaker 11 (06:29):
By.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
One's really.
Speaker 12 (06:36):
If he's luggy, if he's.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Amazing, right, I will report back.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, we'll have to leave you there. Good on,
you dude, walk shortly.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
The very best.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
So you hell bye bye, Thanks so much, Cassi, your
a legend maker, taking the relationship to the next level
once again.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Later in the show, everyone will as we said before,
sure we're trying to move some stock and looks like
Koshi I mean strength or might If you got that
conversation going, I reckon KOCHI would have bought every single
product that she's got left. Will is recording from home
today because he's a bit crook in the guts. Currently
I believe he is at home, but he is in
(07:29):
the toilet. Yeah, so you've just got me for the moment.
But I'm sure Will will just pop back in and
join us as soon as he has done in the loo.
Right now, we are just going to do our best
to try and cover the two grand finals that occurred
over the weekend. It's a bloody hard thing to cover
(07:51):
both the NRL and the AFL Grand Final and I
think the only person who can do it in song
form is this person. Just guarantee to your mind, Ah, Dina,
(08:12):
she's the best. She's an incredible lyricist. How are you, Dina?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
What do you?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I am good saying?
Speaker 13 (08:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Were you? Excellent? And much better than Will he's stuck
in the toilet, so it is just you and me definitely.
But Tina, how is the songwriting going?
Speaker 13 (08:27):
Oh look, it's been not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Like we said, with the two big Grand Finals over
the weekend, I've gotten a little bit of inspiration again.
Speaker 13 (08:35):
And I mean I think both performances were great for
the for the rugby and for the AFL with kissing
Tina Turner.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yes, so that got me pretty inspired.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Beautiful, that's standing, Dina. And you've still got your job
at the bank or have you finally quent and decided
to put all your attention into music.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
No, No, still keeping my day job.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, still hanging on to that. Good to have the
safety net, I reckon, Dana, Good to have the safe
As you alluded to the Tina Turner, there was a
to turn a cover artist that was the pregame entertainment
of the NRL.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
So as she is.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Actually not sure what her name is, Ruba is her name?
So's she's in the new simply the best musical anyway.
We just thought, Dina, in inspiration of Tina Turner, you
could make three songs about different stories from each Grand
Final and today, sorry, the first one is, well, you're
doing this song. Yes, it's about it's a big one, yep.
(09:35):
And this one focuses on the coach of Collingwood, which
is one of the AFL teams. He actually his wife
gave birth to a baby just before the game.
Speaker 13 (09:44):
So big day, big day.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Absolutely, So that's inspired. You take it away, Dina.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
Okay, Piser simply the best.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Craig's wife needs a good rest.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
She had a lead little baby the day he won
the Granny.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Good Sorry, I'm always speechless after your song.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
Center.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's it's not a lack of appreciation at all. That
is that is outstanding. Let's move one to our second one.
You're taking on this song. Yeah, another real vocal test
for you here, Dina. Now what you're focusing on this
time is the AFL pregame entertainment was a band called
Kiss and they performed in thirty degree heat.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, so you're going to see about that. Here we go,
good luck, Dina.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What keys got on the face?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Got on the face?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Each face paint water?
Speaker 13 (10:49):
Miss wash it off?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
What kis got on their face got.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
On the face? Who needs face paint?
Speaker 13 (10:58):
We need thirty grease?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Started again?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
He did they performed well, but they did. They looked
pretty old up there in the third degree heat. I
was I was very concerned that one of them was
going to go down. All right, let's go to the
third song. Here, Dina, another belt Here it is.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Groud mary h.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Now this time Dean's The inspiration is the fact that
so the Brisbane Lines in the AFL they lost, and
then of course the Brisbane Broncos lost the NRL last night.
So that's your inspiration for this parody.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Yeah, no, we're all around.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yep, Okay, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Keep on losing, Brisbane, keep on losing. There's losing. They're losing.
They're losing over Grannies, they're losing. They're losing, they're losing
over where. That's it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's tell you what, Dana. You are a buddy inspiration.
You just get better and better. I reckon. It's time
to cook the banksjob, Dana, it is time to cook.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, take it on full time, you reckon.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yea.
Speaker 14 (12:26):
We've got a very special guest in Guys Sebastian who's
in the studio.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Hey, hey, I guess say guys doing one live show
in twenty twenty three, A one off live show at
the Sydney Opera House Forecourt head to a live nation
dot com dot are you going to see him at
the double decade celebration or is what he was calling
at the xx double Decade celebration, which sounds like you
were doing a section.
Speaker 10 (12:52):
The almost point. It's the soft core version of it's just.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Like topless or something. I'm not fully going there, but
after twenty years you decided to go naughty.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
And I like, it's a magic mic. It's some story
in my life. I just don't always go all the way,
you know, double X it's a twenty year celebration. I
was going to do a show, as you said, and
I was like, you know, what's twenty years since Idle.
I should do something at the Opera House where I
dive back into my catalog just sing some sort of
(13:21):
fan favorite, some of my favorites, but even possibly even
some songs from the show. So my very first audition
song was Ribbon in the Sky and this one I
may have even a special version of this one ready
to go by then that I've that we've been working on.
But you know, I felt it's time to do something,
and we were chatting off air about Nulesey. Actually, I
(13:44):
need to put in a call to Nulsey to find
out going to come down would be pretty We will
never forget that moment of like we're in this stretch
Porsche heading down like the forecourt of the Opera House
and like going past the bridge. I mean, you've got
someone from Condoble and and someone from way out in
the suburbs of Adelaide sitting in a stretch.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And everyone was watching this. By the way, he's got
ratings of over ten million paces.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Talking to me about this because you were seen in
the jungle recently with Dicko, and Dicko was talking about
it and that.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
He disclosed all my financial records. I saw a guy
I saw him recently, actually this golf day. It was
such a good dick How good is Dicko. He's such
a good legend, such a But we were pulling up
and we've got the opera House on our right, got
the bridge on our left, and we were both so
(14:39):
nervous as to like we didn't really care because it
was such good mates and happy for each other to win.
But then we get to the opera House and the
head of the label does hey, just letting you know,
we're going to sign both of you. So at that
at that point, we're like it didn't matter who won
to us on in that moment because we just wanted
(15:02):
to make music. We just wanted to have, you know,
a shot, so we started to do it like little
shots of something what it was. But it was just
such a moment. So to share that moment with him
again would be awesome much. Yeah, you should call him
first instead of putting public pressure on him on that's
the way.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
To do it. If he says no, now he looks
like a terrible person. It's a great way to go about.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
I just love him. I love Shannon. We'll always have
a good bond.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
We love Shannon as well. He is such a good
you know what you should do actually at this, at
this twenty year celebration, you should get Dicko down there,
You should get Mark Holden down there, and it should
be like we're doing the same songs we did again
and then judge them again.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
The same way. Perspective. I don't know, there's been a
lot of support rallying behind Shannon. I think I might
be the underdog this time. I love a lot of
you know, he should have won. Of course, I don't
know if we're prepared to go through that that trauma.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Actually it was not to talk about this, but it
is fascinating. You were mate to both signed and it
was awesome. But also you just pitted against each other
as individuals, which is quite a strange bit. So it's
really nice that you guys, you know, just when you
said you'll call him, it's nice to see that that
obviously doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Now that you know. No, I mean think about our lives. Yeah,
you know, like how much it changed. And a competition,
I mean, I'm not terribly competitive even on the voice,
you know, like we're obviously you were always you know,
sort of there's a bit of banter about who against
the crown and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Actually, guy, I want.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
To take you up on that competitive thing, because I
was reading online you say you're not competitive that somebody
on Reddit saying that he was playing standard club grade
cricket a few years ago and you rocked up onto
the pitch, you made fifty off seventeen and took three wickets.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
He's probably true about LMS. There's this competition, true, I
played cricket, yeah, and I've scored a few fifties in
this comp Yeah, you've got to retire. I do have
to say it was fifty not out because you've got
to retire.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And he's not competitive.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
Sydney four Court Live Nations, dot com dot Au.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
It was going to be sold out.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Now I've seen you in Men's Health. You know you're
working with a bit under that jacket.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
It was. You know the problem with doing something like
that is you revealed to the world you're pinnacle.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Do you actually feel that when you go to the
beach now and people have seen Men's Health Guy Sebastian,
do you go to the beach and go stre I'm
not Men's Health gy Sabastian anymore.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
Not really, I don't really care that much. I mean,
I'm pretending I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No, I genuinely the song a mautter, the fact that
there was one moment that scars you about when you
put on a few killos and you had a beard
and you were doing a bit with the wiggles, which.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
It's cemented in For some reason, this little period I
was I was a little chubbier, I wasn't looking after myself.
I had this massive beard and then I got this
request to go and perform on the Wiggles. I watched
it back after some time and I'm like why, like
why why didn't I have a shave at the very
I looked homeless. It's unrecognizable, like I wouldn't have passed
(18:04):
the fit to be around kids just based on physical appearance.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Child service is on the edge of the stage going
hang on, who's invited?
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Wiggle number five started out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Hey guy, we want to talk to you about I
know we were joking about this xx double decade celebration
Meking Ship show. But we've got a very very good
friend of ours, a woman called Rue Dude who owns
a bait and tackle shop eight hours in land from Brisbane.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Yeah, and she's a lot of fishing.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, no, she well, she's seventy four years old. It's
a bait and tackle shop with a naughty corner, so
she Yeah, she's been running it for forty one years.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Your pilchards and pawn Yes, it's good.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
There's the tag PI and poor. She's selling it up
to forty one years.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
She called us the other day. She's really sad about
it selling and she's closing it. On Wednesday next week.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
She's literally the.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Heart and soul of this place. Like she she's the
talisman of the town. So we really want to send
her off properly. Now we are looking to somebody to
perform live from the Naughty Corner. Is that in your
wheelhouse at all?
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Eight hours in land? As in live from Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Cover your flights, Cover your flights?
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Do they fly there? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (19:18):
Next a flight in there?
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Sure help me in that's all right, No, that's all right,
that's okay. We convey on this later. Shannon's a country boy,
he probably lives a bit closer. Why don't you ask Shannon?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That's why the hell didn't we think about it?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
You know what? I'm doing that because you guys are
Shannon to drive out eight hours a work and then
I come in with a request room missing at Signey
Opera House. He will think, what's the easier one?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Okay, well, look we thought that might be the case.
It is hard to get there, but we're wondering if
you'd have a chat with Jude.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Of course the phone, is that all right?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, Jude's got a whole bunch of things in the
Naughty Corner that she's trying to clear out of the
naughty corner, and I thought we could play a bit
of a game with her right now, and.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You if you're okay with it?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Which is is it a sex toy or is it
a seventies song?
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (20:06):
Yeah, okay, So I'm keen.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I'm gonna see if your knowledge is going to match here.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you know your seventies music?
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Well, guy, somewhat yes, seventy soul I know, and fans
can be all right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (20:18):
Heye, Judy there, yeah, yes, Now how are you matey good?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
How are you so good?
Speaker 14 (20:25):
I've got guys Sebastian in the studio with me, Holy ship, Jude, Hello, how.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Are you very good? How are you? It's a big week?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I heard, Oh I know, darl and I was going
to go on the voice, but I couldn't.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
Oh it's never too late, Jude. We have all we
have all sorts.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah, I've got some sex toys here, and I'm like, guy,
but I'd like you to pick out to see if
it's a sex toy or a disco song.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Oh fantastic, Yeah it's dictator, Dictator.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
I'd say both, but I'm going to go sex toy
sex toy toy.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Yes, show your photo.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
Okay, I need all the help I can get due,
so we'll chat later. In a long and winding journey.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What's the next one?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
One?
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Number two is Hannah?
Speaker 10 (21:19):
H h I doublin I h Hannah. That sounds like
a love doll. Yeah, sounds very familiar with that. I
told you I know my sex. You've met Hannah before, obviously, Guys,
that the pulsating honey, You've still got those one more?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What about let your love flow.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
But your love, Let your love flow? That definitely sounds
like a song.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, I'm not sure this is the kind of game
you want to win.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
Guys, you were too good at that any game, any game.
I just realized I am competing trouble.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh great stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're going to go and get a copy of ichos good?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Thanks job, love it here voice.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Udea like your Godzy cousins.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
She's awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Icho is good available everywhere you can stream it download it.
Celebrating the double decade celebration at the Sydney Opera House
where it all started. Live Nation dot Comedy. If you
want to go along, He's only on one show twenty
twenty three sounds pretty special. Get a flight over, guy
smash and always good to have you in here.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
Thank you mate.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, I'm live from home to put my pants earlier.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Very sick.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Fologies about that, but the show must go on, as
they say, and show business.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
To tell the truth that I mean, the main reason
you didn't come in is because you were genuinely concerned
that it was the drive into work where you wasn't
going to make you right. You weren't going to make it.
It was the opposite of that scene in The Matrix
where it's like Trinity, he will make it. Will was
not going to make it anyway. As you said, though,
the show must go on from you at home and Wilbert,
(23:04):
I do want to talk to you about a fight
that I had with my partner Mim in Ikea. Yeah,
I think everyone's done this. If you're in a relationship
and you've made the decision to go to Ikea together,
I don't think you can come out of there without
having a fight. Our That's shocking, isn't it. It's shocking.
I don't know what it is about Ikea, but you
come out and you're angry about something. Now, this one's
(23:27):
a little bit obscure, but effectively we were walking through Ikea,
and you know you've got those really long trolley things
in Ikea. It's not not like a standard trolley, it's
like a long trolley.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, sure, yeah, to put the flat pack.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
In exactly, So to put the flat packs in. Now,
there was this couple that were pushing one of these
long trolleys and the guy was pushing the trolley and
his what I assume was his partner was lying on
the trolley. So so she was just getting this free
ride on the trolley. Looked absolutely bliss. She was just
sort of scrolling on her phone. So you've said they're cute.
(24:02):
You said the word cute, right. So Nim looked at
this situation and went, I remember when you used to
push me around on trolleys. And I was like, excuse me,
what are you talking about. I don't recall ever pushing
you on trolleys. And she's like, no, there were heaps
of things you used to do early in our relationship,
like pushing me on a trolley, and you don't bother anymore.
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I was like, wow, interesting time to bring this up.
And you know, I got a little bit you know,
defensive at first and a little bit angry because I
think I still contribute a lot to the relationship. But
then as I started reflecting more and more, I realized
that the difference between how you are early in your
relationship to how you are later in the relationship is stark.
(24:44):
And I think this is just one of a myriad
of examples of things that we did early that we
don't do now. And to further prove my point, Wilbur
thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. I just
want you to call the show if you are currently
in a relationship, So where the it's early in a relationship,
or if you've been in the relationship for a while,
you might be married, whatever, Just caol if you're in
(25:05):
a relationship, and I reckon by Wilbur us asking these
people a couple of questions, we will very easily be
able to decipher if they are early in the relationship
all late in the relationship. Yep, sorry, wow, wow, I
mean it's it is. I'm gonna be honest. It is
hard to tell a story to a man who has
(25:26):
explosive diarrhea because at some point you just lose him.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
So hopefully Will's going to be back after the song.
I'm thirteen one of five. Give us a call if
you're currently in relationship. If it's early, all late.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And we've decided, by the way, so two months less
than two months is early, more than two months is
a long relationship. All right, let's get to the song.
Hopefully Will is back. You are intimately just running away
from the microphone to use the bathroom. But Wilbur, the
show must go, some people would say.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Some people would say, there's all sorts of hr issues
dragging me into the office or trying to get me
into a show on today Like today, they would oh.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
No doubt, absolutely no doubt. Will, You've done a good
thing by staying at home. Quite frankly, I'm very happy
we are talking about relationships, and I think Will there
is a massive difference between how people act when they
are early in a relationship compared to when they are
later on in a relationship. And to prove that point,
we've got people to call on thirteen one oh sixty five.
All of these people are in a relationship, but we
(26:31):
don't know how long they have been in a relationship,
and we have decided that less than two months is fresh.
More than two months is a long relationship. So I've
got Josie here. Hello, Josie, Hello Josie. Now, I don't
know how long you have been with your partner for
I'm just going to ask you a few simple questions here,
and then I guarantee you I'll be able to tell
(26:51):
you all right, First question, do you share your food
with your partner when you go out?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Do you do share your food when you go out
for dinner? How long does it take to get through
the meal?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Probably about half an hour?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Half an hour. You've been in a long term relationship.
You're in a long term relationship.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Josey, You're right, that's.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Here.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
He is here, he is Isn't that funny? I don't
know why that's the case, But as soon as you've
been with someone for long enough, it's like, do you
find this Well, it's like a race. When you get
to the restaurant, it's just like, let's just get in,
you know, when they say do you want to auder
your drinks? And you're like, I I was ready to
order my food before when I google this restaurant. Let's
just get this done. Sorry, I got to go, Oh
my god, this is becoming pretty pretty devastating stuff that
(27:42):
I'm trying to a radio show with someone who has
just literally walked out halfway through a spot. We've got
a cat here, though, Okay, you're with me on it.
You don't need to go and take a pood do
your cat?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh definitely not.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Ok I've got your attention. Okay, You're going to ask
you a couple of questions. Now, I'm going to decide
if you're in a long term relationship or it's fresh. Okay,
first question, do you go to bed at different times
to your partner? No, you always go to bed at
the same time. Yes, Okay, before you go to bed,
do you read a book? Do you read a book? No,
(28:16):
you don't read a book and you go to bed.
You're in a fresh relationship, cat.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Yes, yeah, I'm on five.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I can tell you what I mean. If Will wasn't
in the toilet, I'm sure I'd be getting around me
and he'd be saying, God, damn it, what are your
bloody genius? You've done it all right. We're going to
Anastasia here. I'm currently two from two. I'd love to
get the three from three. Anastasia. I've got some questions
for you? Ready to go?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, Now I'm sorry this is a bit of a
personal question, but what do you wear to bed?
Speaker 13 (28:44):
Pajamas?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So like, are we talking like like long John's, like
like a like a flanneling flannel lit kind of like
long top and pants.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
No more like a.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Nicety.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You were a nighty to bed? Okay, perfect, Okay, do
you currently have blisters that would have been caused by
wearing uncomfortable shoes? No, down and blisters. You wear pajamas
to bed? You wear it. So you were in nightey
to bed. You are in a very long term relationship Anastasia.
(29:19):
Well you're back, You're back, mate. You just you missed
out on some extraordinary stuff there. I was like, it's
a shame. That's the only time I've really nailed. I
really nailed a bit and you actually you were in
the toilet for it.
Rude Jude shuts up.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Shot Rutchard's probably our favorite person has ever called this
show Woods.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
She's as charismatic as she is beautiful. She owns a
bait and tackle shop with a naughty corner, eight hours
inland from Brisbane, in a tiny place called charli Wille.
She really is the heart and soul of the town.
She came on the show the other day to say
that she's shutting the shop down.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
We still have a few things left there. Yeah, would
run out of dolls. Remember that bloke came in every
month and bought a bluff dol. He bit her on
the kit and she flew out the windows.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh mate, we love you mate.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I think it's just the people mainly that I'll miss.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
She captured the hearts and minds of the whole country
because a how much of a character she is b
the fact that it has a naughty corner. So she's
also responsible for selling all the naughty paraphernalia for one
hundred kilometers.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Karl Stefano very sexual lady. A lot of sparks between users.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Truth.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
She gave me something to take home to which went
down like a lead ballooon with job.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
By Ryan A bit sad about Jude obviously, just looking
through some of my photos now from the Lokies.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah, she's a star man. Yeah you've got anything else?
You're looking all fload.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
We've got a butt plug here.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
It's got to remarked controls nice.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Yeah, Yeah, we want to send Rude Jude off in
style as Rude Jude shuts up shop. Yes, well, but
and I think the best way to send Rude Jude's
store off in style is to get a performer, to
get some sort of act there in two days time
in Charlieville and in ours time we are going to
(01:48):
be asking Guy Sebastian if he is happy to perform
down there. But well, but we are also trying to
move stock, so we're trying to clear all of her
stock before she shuts up shop into day's time. And
when she was on the Logi's red carpet, there was
one particular celebrity who seemed very very interested in her merchandise.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm a retired TV person married.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
For forty four years.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What sex toy would you recommend for lib Andi hair
tis Well, I'm.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Happy with legit at the moment.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
What shells well and sex corn condoms?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So they can see you coming.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
About those things of cool that he'll get the juice of.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Flowing sex guy, sex car. So I'll take those home
to Lib. I'll give you a reviewly asking meet you.
If you didn't recognize him, that was David Kosh, formerly
of Sunrise, and he joins us on the phone. Hello, Caushi,
are you him?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Thanks for having me?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Always welcome, Always welcome, dude.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yes, a giant of the small business world.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
An absolute juggernaut. But you did say on the red
carpet of the logis made that you were going to
give a review of the item that she gave you,
which I believe was the sex cards. So how did
they go?
Speaker 10 (03:24):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (03:25):
They went well, lid froze me out for a day
or two when I brought them home. But after that
sort of she became intrigued. And let me tell you
they've they brought a bit of a bit of zest.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
To the relationship. So JUDEA will be etertally grateful.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The sex cards that she did give you brought back
some zest in the relationship.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
They certainly, and I think I can speak for for
Lib on this left us wanting more. All suggestions from
Rude Jude, maybe to take it to a new level.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wow, I never thought are you having this conversation with
your cauhi live on radio. But the very exciting thing is, well,
well Jude is shutting up her shop in two days time,
and that is While that is sad, she's also discounting
a lot of products. So it's a great opportunity for
you to take that relationship. Bargain A bargain's mate. Absolutely,
I know you're like your money cushy, So we've got
(04:26):
some bargains here.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Bigger than click frenzy.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Absolutely it is. Let's go to Rude Jude who also
joins Now, Hello.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Jude, Hello boys, how are you?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Hello? Gorgeous? How are you nice to see you again?
Are you too cauchy?
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Are you you're getting a little excited?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Are you?
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah, look I'm exhausted. I'm more exhausted now I'm working
on Sunrise and is getting your your rude deck of cards?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (04:55):
How did you go with him?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah? No, they went well. I was saying to the
boys ignored me for a couple of days and then
then became a bit curious about them. And let me
tell you, it's put a bit of ze back in
our relationship.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
When you talk dirty, dude, we need to go to
the next level.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, what would be the next level after the cards?
What that's value?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Well, we've if live wants to go down, and we've
got some blow up dolls. Yeah, and I was going
to send you a butt plug. I'm going to get
the same paying at the turnout at the Laggers.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
But I couldn't get to him.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Right, I reckon, We've got a few things, you know,
the ring for sex. Bell's outside and you wanted to
come in or something, or you know, if you want them.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
She rings. The belt would be to bring her a
cup of tea. But this could be.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
This could be a different bell.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yeah, different bell altogether.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Though. Oh I've been what's that? What's that going for?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Oh that sounds a great value.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
So it's got this nice little red bell and it's
got ring.
Speaker 11 (06:20):
For sakes, you.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Ring it and she will come running.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Libo co I'm running lovely. That that sounds right uply,
I reckon.
Speaker 11 (06:29):
By.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
One's really.
Speaker 12 (06:36):
If he's luggy, if he's.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Amazing, right, I will report back.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, we'll have to leave you there. Good on,
you dude, walk shortly.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
The very best.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
So you hell bye bye, Thanks so much, Cassi, your
a legend maker, taking the relationship to the next level
once again.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Later in the show, everyone will as we said before,
sure we're trying to move some stock and looks like
Koshi I mean strength or might If you got that
conversation going, I reckon KOCHI would have bought every single
product that she's got left. Will is recording from home
today because he's a bit crook in the guts. Currently
I believe he is at home, but he is in
(07:29):
the toilet. Yeah, so you've just got me for the moment.
But I'm sure Will will just pop back in and
join us as soon as he has done in the loo.
Right now, we are just going to do our best
to try and cover the two grand finals that occurred
over the weekend. It's a bloody hard thing to cover
(07:51):
both the NRL and the AFL Grand Final and I
think the only person who can do it in song
form is this person. Just guarantee to your mind, Ah, Dina,
(08:12):
she's the best. She's an incredible lyricist. How are you, Dina?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
What do you?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I am good saying?
Speaker 13 (08:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Were you? Excellent? And much better than Will he's stuck
in the toilet, so it is just you and me definitely.
But Tina, how is the songwriting going?
Speaker 13 (08:27):
Oh look, it's been not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Like we said, with the two big Grand Finals over
the weekend, I've gotten a little bit of inspiration again.
Speaker 13 (08:35):
And I mean I think both performances were great for
the for the rugby and for the AFL with kissing
Tina Turner.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yes, so that got me pretty inspired.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Beautiful, that's standing, Dina. And you've still got your job
at the bank or have you finally quent and decided
to put all your attention into music.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
No, No, still keeping my day job.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, still hanging on to that. Good to have the
safety net, I reckon, Dana, Good to have the safe
As you alluded to the Tina Turner, there was a
to turn a cover artist that was the pregame entertainment
of the NRL.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
So as she is.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Actually not sure what her name is, Ruba is her name?
So's she's in the new simply the best musical anyway.
We just thought, Dina, in inspiration of Tina Turner, you
could make three songs about different stories from each Grand
Final and today, sorry, the first one is, well, you're
doing this song. Yes, it's about it's a big one, yep.
(09:35):
And this one focuses on the coach of Collingwood, which
is one of the AFL teams. He actually his wife
gave birth to a baby just before the game.
Speaker 13 (09:44):
So big day, big day.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Absolutely, So that's inspired. You take it away, Dina.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
Okay, Piser simply the best.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Craig's wife needs a good rest.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
She had a lead little baby the day he won
the Granny.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Good Sorry, I'm always speechless after your song.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
Center.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's it's not a lack of appreciation at all. That
is that is outstanding. Let's move one to our second one.
You're taking on this song. Yeah, another real vocal test
for you here, Dina. Now what you're focusing on this
time is the AFL pregame entertainment was a band called
Kiss and they performed in thirty degree heat.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, so you're going to see about that. Here we go,
good luck, Dina.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What keys got on the face?
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Got on the face?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Each face paint water?
Speaker 13 (10:49):
Miss wash it off?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
What kis got on their face got.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
On the face? Who needs face paint?
Speaker 13 (10:58):
We need thirty grease?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Started again?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
He did they performed well, but they did. They looked
pretty old up there in the third degree heat. I
was I was very concerned that one of them was
going to go down. All right, let's go to the
third song. Here, Dina, another belt Here it is.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Groud mary h.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Now this time Dean's The inspiration is the fact that
so the Brisbane Lines in the AFL they lost, and
then of course the Brisbane Broncos lost the NRL last night.
So that's your inspiration for this parody.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Yeah, no, we're all around.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yep, Okay, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Keep on losing, Brisbane, keep on losing. There's losing. They're losing.
They're losing over Grannies, they're losing. They're losing, they're losing
over where. That's it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's tell you what, Dana. You are a buddy inspiration.
You just get better and better. I reckon. It's time
to cook the banksjob, Dana, it is time to cook.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, take it on full time, you reckon.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yea.
Speaker 14 (12:26):
We've got a very special guest in Guys Sebastian who's
in the studio.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Hey, hey, I guess say guys doing one live show
in twenty twenty three, A one off live show at
the Sydney Opera House Forecourt head to a live nation
dot com dot are you going to see him at
the double decade celebration or is what he was calling
at the xx double Decade celebration, which sounds like you
were doing a section.
Speaker 10 (12:52):
The almost point. It's the soft core version of it's just.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Like topless or something. I'm not fully going there, but
after twenty years you decided to go naughty.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
And I like, it's a magic mic. It's some story
in my life. I just don't always go all the way,
you know, double X it's a twenty year celebration. I
was going to do a show, as you said, and
I was like, you know, what's twenty years since Idle.
I should do something at the Opera House where I
dive back into my catalog just sing some sort of
(13:21):
fan favorite, some of my favorites, but even possibly even
some songs from the show. So my very first audition
song was Ribbon in the Sky and this one I
may have even a special version of this one ready
to go by then that I've that we've been working on.
But you know, I felt it's time to do something,
and we were chatting off air about Nulesey. Actually, I
(13:44):
need to put in a call to Nulsey to find
out going to come down would be pretty We will
never forget that moment of like we're in this stretch
Porsche heading down like the forecourt of the Opera House
and like going past the bridge. I mean, you've got
someone from Condoble and and someone from way out in
the suburbs of Adelaide sitting in a stretch.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And everyone was watching this. By the way, he's got
ratings of over ten million paces.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Talking to me about this because you were seen in
the jungle recently with Dicko, and Dicko was talking about
it and that.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
He disclosed all my financial records. I saw a guy
I saw him recently, actually this golf day. It was
such a good dick How good is Dicko. He's such
a good legend, such a But we were pulling up
and we've got the opera House on our right, got
the bridge on our left, and we were both so
(14:39):
nervous as to like we didn't really care because it
was such good mates and happy for each other to win.
But then we get to the opera House and the
head of the label does hey, just letting you know,
we're going to sign both of you. So at that
at that point, we're like it didn't matter who won
to us on in that moment because we just wanted
(15:02):
to make music. We just wanted to have, you know,
a shot, so we started to do it like little
shots of something what it was. But it was just
such a moment. So to share that moment with him
again would be awesome much. Yeah, you should call him
first instead of putting public pressure on him on that's
the way.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
To do it. If he says no, now he looks
like a terrible person. It's a great way to go about.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
I just love him. I love Shannon. We'll always have
a good bond.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
We love Shannon as well. He is such a good
you know what you should do actually at this, at
this twenty year celebration, you should get Dicko down there,
You should get Mark Holden down there, and it should
be like we're doing the same songs we did again
and then judge them again.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
The same way. Perspective. I don't know, there's been a
lot of support rallying behind Shannon. I think I might
be the underdog this time. I love a lot of
you know, he should have won. Of course, I don't
know if we're prepared to go through that that trauma.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Actually it was not to talk about this, but it
is fascinating. You were mate to both signed and it
was awesome. But also you just pitted against each other
as individuals, which is quite a strange bit. So it's
really nice that you guys, you know, just when you
said you'll call him, it's nice to see that that
obviously doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Now that you know. No, I mean think about our lives. Yeah,
you know, like how much it changed. And a competition,
I mean, I'm not terribly competitive even on the voice,
you know, like we're obviously you were always you know,
sort of there's a bit of banter about who against
the crown and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Actually, guy, I want.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
To take you up on that competitive thing, because I
was reading online you say you're not competitive that somebody
on Reddit saying that he was playing standard club grade
cricket a few years ago and you rocked up onto
the pitch, you made fifty off seventeen and took three wickets.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
He's probably true about LMS. There's this competition, true, I
played cricket, yeah, and I've scored a few fifties in
this comp Yeah, you've got to retire. I do have
to say it was fifty not out because you've got
to retire.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And he's not competitive.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
Sydney four Court Live Nations, dot com dot Au.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
It was going to be sold out.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Now I've seen you in Men's Health. You know you're
working with a bit under that jacket.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
It was. You know the problem with doing something like
that is you revealed to the world you're pinnacle.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Do you actually feel that when you go to the
beach now and people have seen Men's Health Guy Sebastian,
do you go to the beach and go stre I'm
not Men's Health gy Sabastian anymore.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
Not really, I don't really care that much. I mean,
I'm pretending I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No, I genuinely the song a mautter, the fact that
there was one moment that scars you about when you
put on a few killos and you had a beard
and you were doing a bit with the wiggles, which.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
It's cemented in For some reason, this little period I
was I was a little chubbier, I wasn't looking after myself.
I had this massive beard and then I got this
request to go and perform on the Wiggles. I watched
it back after some time and I'm like why, like
why why didn't I have a shave at the very
I looked homeless. It's unrecognizable, like I wouldn't have passed
(18:04):
the fit to be around kids just based on physical appearance.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Child service is on the edge of the stage going
hang on, who's invited?
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Wiggle number five started out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Hey guy, we want to talk to you about I
know we were joking about this xx double decade celebration
Meking Ship show. But we've got a very very good
friend of ours, a woman called Rue Dude who owns
a bait and tackle shop eight hours in land from Brisbane.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Yeah, and she's a lot of fishing.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, no, she well, she's seventy four years old. It's
a bait and tackle shop with a naughty corner, so
she Yeah, she's been running it for forty one years.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Your pilchards and pawn Yes, it's good.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
There's the tag PI and poor. She's selling it up
to forty one years.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
She called us the other day. She's really sad about
it selling and she's closing it. On Wednesday next week.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
She's literally the.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Heart and soul of this place. Like she she's the
talisman of the town. So we really want to send
her off properly. Now we are looking to somebody to
perform live from the Naughty Corner. Is that in your
wheelhouse at all?
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Eight hours in land? As in live from Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Cover your flights, Cover your flights?
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Do they fly there? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (19:18):
Next a flight in there?
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Sure help me in that's all right, No, that's all right,
that's okay. We convey on this later. Shannon's a country boy,
he probably lives a bit closer. Why don't you ask Shannon?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That's why the hell didn't we think about it?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
You know what? I'm doing that because you guys are
Shannon to drive out eight hours a work and then
I come in with a request room missing at Signey
Opera House. He will think, what's the easier one?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Okay, well, look we thought that might be the case.
It is hard to get there, but we're wondering if
you'd have a chat with Jude.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Of course the phone, is that all right?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, Jude's got a whole bunch of things in the
Naughty Corner that she's trying to clear out of the
naughty corner, and I thought we could play a bit
of a game with her right now, and.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You if you're okay with it?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Which is is it a sex toy or is it
a seventies song?
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (20:06):
Yeah, okay, So I'm keen.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I'm gonna see if your knowledge is going to match here.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Do you know your seventies music?
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Well, guy, somewhat yes, seventy soul I know, and fans
can be all right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (20:18):
Heye, Judy there, yeah, yes, Now how are you matey good?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
How are you so good?
Speaker 14 (20:25):
I've got guys Sebastian in the studio with me, Holy ship, Jude, Hello, how.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Are you very good? How are you? It's a big week?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I heard, Oh I know, darl and I was going
to go on the voice, but I couldn't.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
Oh it's never too late, Jude. We have all we
have all sorts.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah, I've got some sex toys here, and I'm like, guy,
but I'd like you to pick out to see if
it's a sex toy or a disco song.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Oh fantastic, Yeah it's dictator, Dictator.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
I'd say both, but I'm going to go sex toy
sex toy toy.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Yes, show your photo.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
Okay, I need all the help I can get due,
so we'll chat later. In a long and winding journey.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What's the next one?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
One?
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Number two is Hannah?
Speaker 10 (21:19):
H h I doublin I h Hannah. That sounds like
a love doll. Yeah, sounds very familiar with that. I
told you I know my sex. You've met Hannah before, obviously, Guys,
that the pulsating honey, You've still got those one more?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What about let your love flow.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
But your love, Let your love flow? That definitely sounds
like a song.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, I'm not sure this is the kind of game
you want to win.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
Guys, you were too good at that any game, any game.
I just realized I am competing trouble.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh great stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're going to go and get a copy of ichos good?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Thanks job, love it here voice.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Udea like your Godzy cousins.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
She's awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Icho is good available everywhere you can stream it download it.
Celebrating the double decade celebration at the Sydney Opera House
where it all started. Live Nation dot Comedy. If you
want to go along, He's only on one show twenty
twenty three sounds pretty special. Get a flight over, guy
smash and always good to have you in here.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
Thank you mate.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, I'm live from home to put my pants earlier.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Very sick.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Fologies about that, but the show must go on, as
they say, and show business.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
To tell the truth that I mean, the main reason
you didn't come in is because you were genuinely concerned
that it was the drive into work where you wasn't
going to make you right. You weren't going to make it.
It was the opposite of that scene in The Matrix
where it's like Trinity, he will make it. Will was
not going to make it anyway. As you said, though,
the show must go on from you at home and Wilbert,
(23:04):
I do want to talk to you about a fight
that I had with my partner Mim in Ikea. Yeah,
I think everyone's done this. If you're in a relationship
and you've made the decision to go to Ikea together,
I don't think you can come out of there without
having a fight. Our That's shocking, isn't it. It's shocking.
I don't know what it is about Ikea, but you
come out and you're angry about something. Now, this one's
(23:27):
a little bit obscure, but effectively we were walking through Ikea,
and you know you've got those really long trolley things
in Ikea. It's not not like a standard trolley, it's
like a long trolley.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, sure, yeah, to put the flat pack.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
In exactly, So to put the flat packs in. Now,
there was this couple that were pushing one of these
long trolleys and the guy was pushing the trolley and
his what I assume was his partner was lying on
the trolley. So so she was just getting this free
ride on the trolley. Looked absolutely bliss. She was just
sort of scrolling on her phone. So you've said they're cute.
(24:02):
You said the word cute, right. So Nim looked at
this situation and went, I remember when you used to
push me around on trolleys. And I was like, excuse me,
what are you talking about. I don't recall ever pushing
you on trolleys. And she's like, no, there were heaps
of things you used to do early in our relationship,
like pushing me on a trolley, and you don't bother anymore.
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I was like, wow, interesting time to bring this up.
And you know, I got a little bit you know,
defensive at first and a little bit angry because I
think I still contribute a lot to the relationship. But
then as I started reflecting more and more, I realized
that the difference between how you are early in your
relationship to how you are later in the relationship is stark.
(24:44):
And I think this is just one of a myriad
of examples of things that we did early that we
don't do now. And to further prove my point, Wilbur
thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. I just
want you to call the show if you are currently
in a relationship, So where the it's early in a relationship,
or if you've been in the relationship for a while,
you might be married, whatever, Just caol if you're in
(25:05):
a relationship, and I reckon by Wilbur us asking these
people a couple of questions, we will very easily be
able to decipher if they are early in the relationship
all late in the relationship. Yep, sorry, wow, wow, I
mean it's it is. I'm gonna be honest. It is
hard to tell a story to a man who has
(25:26):
explosive diarrhea because at some point you just lose him.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
So hopefully Will's going to be back after the song.
I'm thirteen one of five. Give us a call if
you're currently in relationship. If it's early, all late.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And we've decided, by the way, so two months less
than two months is early, more than two months is
a long relationship. All right, let's get to the song.
Hopefully Will is back. You are intimately just running away
from the microphone to use the bathroom. But Wilbur, the
show must go, some people would say.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Some people would say, there's all sorts of hr issues
dragging me into the office or trying to get me
into a show on today Like today, they would oh.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
No doubt, absolutely no doubt. Will, You've done a good
thing by staying at home. Quite frankly, I'm very happy
we are talking about relationships, and I think Will there
is a massive difference between how people act when they
are early in a relationship compared to when they are
later on in a relationship. And to prove that point,
we've got people to call on thirteen one oh sixty five.
All of these people are in a relationship, but we
(26:31):
don't know how long they have been in a relationship,
and we have decided that less than two months is fresh.
More than two months is a long relationship. So I've
got Josie here. Hello, Josie, Hello Josie. Now, I don't
know how long you have been with your partner for
I'm just going to ask you a few simple questions here,
and then I guarantee you I'll be able to tell
(26:51):
you all right, First question, do you share your food
with your partner when you go out?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Do you do share your food when you go out
for dinner? How long does it take to get through
the meal?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Probably about half an hour?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Half an hour. You've been in a long term relationship.
You're in a long term relationship.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Josey, You're right, that's.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Here.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
He is here, he is Isn't that funny? I don't
know why that's the case, But as soon as you've
been with someone for long enough, it's like, do you
find this Well, it's like a race. When you get
to the restaurant, it's just like, let's just get in,
you know, when they say do you want to auder
your drinks? And you're like, I I was ready to
order my food before when I google this restaurant. Let's
just get this done. Sorry, I got to go, Oh
my god, this is becoming pretty pretty devastating stuff that
(27:42):
I'm trying to a radio show with someone who has
just literally walked out halfway through a spot. We've got
a cat here, though, Okay, you're with me on it.
You don't need to go and take a pood do
your cat?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh definitely not.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Ok I've got your attention. Okay, You're going to ask
you a couple of questions. Now, I'm going to decide
if you're in a long term relationship or it's fresh. Okay,
first question, do you go to bed at different times
to your partner? No, you always go to bed at
the same time. Yes, Okay, before you go to bed,
do you read a book? Do you read a book? No,
(28:16):
you don't read a book and you go to bed.
You're in a fresh relationship, cat.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Yes, yeah, I'm on five.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I can tell you what I mean. If Will wasn't
in the toilet, I'm sure I'd be getting around me
and he'd be saying, God, damn it, what are your
bloody genius? You've done it all right. We're going to
Anastasia here. I'm currently two from two. I'd love to
get the three from three. Anastasia. I've got some questions
for you? Ready to go?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, Now I'm sorry this is a bit of a
personal question, but what do you wear to bed?
Speaker 13 (28:44):
Pajamas?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So like, are we talking like like long John's, like
like a like a flanneling flannel lit kind of like
long top and pants.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
No more like a.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Nicety.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You were a nighty to bed? Okay, perfect, Okay, do
you currently have blisters that would have been caused by
wearing uncomfortable shoes? No, down and blisters. You wear pajamas
to bed? You wear it. So you were in nightey
to bed. You are in a very long term relationship Anastasia.
(29:19):
Well you're back, You're back, mate. You just you missed
out on some extraordinary stuff there. I was like, it's
a shame. That's the only time I've really nailed. I
really nailed a bit and you actually you were in
the toilet for it.
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