Funeral For A Rat

• Woody's dead rat gets the send off it deserves
• Hearing a rumor about yourself
• Addressing the AFL's culture problem after Izak Rankine apology
• Competitive sleeping
• Phone Alone

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Things.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
You're about to get a little bit emotional in here.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
There's not going to be a dry eye, I would
say in this radio studio. I know the team are
feeling pretty emotional as well. We are going to have
the funeral for a rat. Sorry, that's just hard to say. So, look,
he died twenty four hours ago. We were away camping.
Did leave him in the house if you did miss
any of the journey actually of the rats.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I was giving daily rat updates when.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
He was alive. Here is that.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
I was just feeling a little bit reluctant about leaving
the house because I had just seen the biggest rat
in the front room of my house. There is a
rat waiting for me at home in a TV unit,
And I was like, do you know what, I don't

(01:00):
want to think about this. We need to hit the
road yourself out.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Let's be fair. You didn't want to face it, that's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Also came home this morning and I was like, let's
go into the front room and just see what the
rat situation is. Okay, oh, okay, it's empty, not there, funny, Okay.
So what you heard there is man freaking out because
he saw dead rat inside.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I panic. You can hear it in my voice. You
had such a quick tone shift.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Can't have my daughter seeing dead Rat. So she loves
the film rattachuy, she likes rats.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
So he was in a good shame.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I said some words about him before I threw him
in the bin.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Grave.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
So okay, well I could extract him from the bin,
and maybe the bin's coming a week, so he's got
seven days in a bin. I just don't want to
think about it. I don't want to think about it.
The gild got me. Will had a sleepless night last night. Yeah,
fair enough, and stuff thinking about the little guy there
in the bin alone, do you know what I mean?

(02:02):
So look, this morning I got up a triple bagged him.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
He is there is can we get to that.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
There's a bit of a smell coming off him. I
do have him here here in front of me. I
can't believe it. He's triple bagged and somehow he's giving
off a cent.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
But look, he is. He is in here, live with
us right now.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
And I just thought, yes that, I just thought it
was would be really nice to send him off in
the right way by having a little funeral for him.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Saying some nice words. Can't do you want to see him? Well,
I think it's only affair.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Sure, so this is so we'll call this funeral an
open casket.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I've got gloves on. Like I said, he is triple bags.
I'm going to have to get through.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Well, can you please make this a funeral, mate, I'm
not going to do it if you're going to treat
him with any disrespect.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Okay, you're the one who triple bagged him, killed him,
put him in a bin, and then triple bagged him, mate.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So don't come to me with disrespeg triple bagging class.
I had put on some gloves, of course, because you
never you just don't do you really? Do you know
what I'm just I want to see him. I want
to him. You sure get it out, okay, okay, okay,
before I just we can't bury him if we're afraid

(03:21):
of him.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Sorry, I'm feeling a little bit sick inmit, just before
I get him out, before we open the casket. O
my god, thirteen thirteen one O six five is our number.
I just I'd really like it if anyone would like
to come on here and just say a couple of

(03:43):
words about the little guy. Just be really nice to
have the community saying things about him.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'll be talking up next. Of course, we've got Joanne
who's on standby.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
She's a funeral arranger and conductor, so she'll be conducting
the entire ceremony, which is really really special.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Will I've got you on music? Yeah, I've got songs
for you. We'd like to hear them, we'd like to
hear well, I've got you. Gotta choose ceremonies. You gotta
choose just thereus thereus.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
There.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Okay, he's got a few songs if you to hear him,
you can choose which one you want.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Why don't we hear my next? Because you don't choose, because.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
We're gonna lined up for up next, we're gonna hear
I've got a bit of rat Summer.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
Charlie x X.

Speaker 10 (04:31):
Might be.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I'm detecting that you're not taking this seriously.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
And that's really just a better bit of Joe Cocker.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
What's the song? Rat? Leave it on? That's not funny?
All right?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Fine, my motive song, but also like something.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think you're actually like the one. This is in
theme with the whole funeral thing as well.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
A bit of rat Boy, slim crazy man, praise the rat.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, that's that's a miss. I want a couple more.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
No, I don't want to hear any more. No, I
want to good bye my love by.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
J s up from the job. Make a job.

Speaker 9 (05:15):
That's some.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's that's the rack. Have you just changed WAP for rat?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I don't even know if any final final one it
does emotion of this one as well.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, we'll respected band ever good what's he saying?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Good right? Get raph, get right, get right where you want?

Speaker 7 (05:41):
It's been long?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Good right, Jojo? Take it seriously. I thought we were
doing a serious ceremony. Now job there for the music.
I think I'm now. I mean I.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Regret coming to you for the like I thought you
were the music man. I want some emotion.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Good, he is here.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
We're not going to take him out the bag again
because he he has developed a bit of a pong.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But I think it's nice that he's here.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
We're going to say a couple of words, and then
I think we need to make some sort of decision
as to what.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
We do with him. Cremation would be nice. Cremation, yep,
might be able to eat him.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I don't know about that anyway, So I mean, should
we speak to I might speak to Joeanne first, actually,
because so Joeanne, you're a funeral arranger and conductor. Joanne
Gerviny tips and thoughts as to how I should be
running this ceremony for the little guy?

Speaker 11 (06:31):
Well, sir, I just wanted to say, has is he dressed?
And his final going away out therene?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Have you addressed in woods? So, Joanne? He lived most
of his life nude? Okay, and he is currently nude?

Speaker 11 (06:47):
All right? Did you want to have a little lock of
hair or a fingerprint? To be honest him by.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Grab a whisker? He's only got two. I could take
his tail. Oh that is that I could. I could
take the tail, Joanne.

Speaker 11 (07:08):
Take the tail?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, yeah, okay?

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Any other any any other advice Joanne as to how
we can transition this this little guy to the next
phase of life.

Speaker 11 (07:21):
So maybe we can put him into a little small box, okay,
and then we can put some of his favorite items
in there with him.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh, that's lovely, lovely cheez a ball.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't know. I think I think he liked to
chase balls. Okay, that's really nice, because right now Joanne
Wood has just triple bagged him. He's in three bags.
Seems a little bit in humane.

Speaker 11 (07:47):
That's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
So just a cardboard box.

Speaker 11 (07:50):
The cardboard box is fine, that's nice, Okay.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
A shoebox maybe shoebox lovely, But we'll take his tail.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
That's amazing advice, Joanne, thank you so much. We'll definitely
do all of that.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Now though, let's let's exchange some words, so I'll just
kick things off here. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to celebrate the life of of Rat. Never actually
named him, so we just got just goingda coll him right.
So many memories, so many memories will got a nerve you.
At the time that I met your mate, there I

(08:20):
was sleeping soundly. Two am. My cat Lenny brought you in,
and ever since that.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Moment, I've just loved you in my life.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
You know, there I was nude, mym pregnant wife, maybe
get out of bed, chase you around the house, need
too am in the morning. I loved that, just loved it.
And then you lived in my front room for two
beautiful hours. And then you accord into my TV unit
and you died and you stank out my whole house.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
It's really beautiful. Good on you, good on you. Ready,
let's go to Shane here. Shane, you want to say
some nice words about the rat.

Speaker 12 (08:57):
Are yes today I'm hearing that throughout died Oh no, yeah, Look,
it's it's an honorable way to go out being locked
in the TV unit. You know, he could have been
he could have been you know, he could have died
down the sewers. It's a nice place to go and

(09:18):
tell you much. Warm in your.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
House, very well, beautifully Well, let the hater on.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Fall, very warm fan.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
You had to hear her on from that's prittance. Not
knowing to be a happier now makes you feel a
little bit better. But yeah, I just wanted to say,
you know before it's actually just ruined my day.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Honestly, I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (09:40):
Lots of words here.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
There is actually a Korner's inquest at the moment, which
probably don't want to ruined the funeral into just who
thanks to who put him into the TV unit and
and push it up against the.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Wall so he couldn't leave.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
He got in there himself and going he got in
there himself, just on going. No murder here. No, the
police have ruled out all suspicious. He don't bring up
the investigation.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
I'm just saying it's own going. God, the people that
are interested, there is an inquest, don't you worry.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's got to Sam. He got in there, how could
he not get out? Why could he not get out
of the is. He's got to Sam here. Hey, how
are you okay?

Speaker 10 (10:19):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's okay.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
I appreciate those words, Sam, I appreciate that you'd like
to say something about little rat.

Speaker 13 (10:25):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (10:25):
Yeah, you know, we didn't know him long, but you
know his alonema would live on forever.

Speaker 13 (10:30):
I'm sure.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
And he's just just saying he didn't have a name.
But maybe you could follow Michael Jackson's line and go
with Ben.

Speaker 12 (10:39):
That was his best friend, I.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Think with a rap.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
His best friend was a rat.

Speaker 14 (10:44):
Yeah, he got a song about it.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Yeah, that's really nice, no idea, Michael Jackson?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, So are you saying that Michael Jackson's rat was
called Ben?

Speaker 10 (10:59):
No, he had a rap, cool sang and the song sang.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah that's lovelyatful, that's lovely. Okay. Did you have a
name for Wood's rat?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
In?

Speaker 11 (11:10):
Sam h.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
No, fair enough, fair enough, Well, thanks so much, Sam,
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, well that's we.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Could call you a rat, Michael. Why Michael, Michael Jackson
a rat? Yeah, that works. See you're Michael loves no
more side Michael.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Final, goodbye to Mike. If you can all, if you
could all put a cube of cheese out.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Tonight for Mike Lovely, I'd really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
That's really nice. Yeah, just a little, just a little,
a little Cuba cheese. See you guys at the lake.
Oh yeah, that's always a good time.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Brad, obviously, have you ever uncovered of rumor about yourself?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
The reason we're.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Asking this, Trumpy as uncovered a rumor about himself, ghastly
rumor at that. Well, I don't know if you were
across this, but a lot of people thought he died ow.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well again, you're not on it. When I say on it,
I mean read it.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Not on it the only place where anyone should be.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
So basically, there are all these photos of him, a
lot of people.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Zooming in on his hands, a lot of bruise, A
lot of bruising on his hand from where he would
normally have an intravenous drip. Oh, here's a lot of
bruising on his hands. Photos of his legs where it
looks like he's actually wearing a catheter.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh yeah, there's all these. Yeah, if you have.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
A look at like all the makeup and stuff that
he has across his eyes.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
He's always had the makeup though. He always looks quite orange.
He looks busted, he looks he looks exhausted.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
And he really did go missing for forty eight hours
over the weekend, so there was no sightings of him
over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
So went dead.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
Well, he's the president, like you know, you go to things.
That's kind of the bit. People know where you are
at all times. If you're not in a plane, you're
at an opening or a gala, or a dinner or
a march.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh that would suck anyway, But then imagine, oh the
small talk. Oh I would hate that anyway.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
Trump, you only found out about this today when someone
confirmed that there was a room of flying around about him.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Elist How did you find out over the weekend that
you were dead? You see that now people didn't see
you for a couple of days.

Speaker 12 (13:44):
One point three million user engagements as of Saturday morning
about your work de Mice.

Speaker 13 (13:49):
Last week, I did numerous news conferences, are all successful.
They went very well, like this is going very well.
And then I didn't do any for two days, and
they said there must be something wrong with him. Biden
wouldn't do him for months. You wouldn't see him, and
nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him,
and we know he wasn't in the greatest of shape on.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
The Great Burns.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
A couple of sleepy jos in a nursing home somewhere
popped up on the news again. If Biden outlives Trump
after Trump swiping Biden for ten years about his age,
that will be one of the greatest ever justices.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Served on this earth.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Hang in there, Joe, in there, he'd die of surprise, though, Biden, Hey,
thirty one and six five second calls right next to
have you ever uncovered a room about yourself? I'd love
to hear that right up next time with him. He okay,
well I have one, but it's particularly it's not. Trump
is famous for playing golf. Right, So there's this website
that junior producer Analyts has just brought into me called

(14:48):
did Trump Golf Today dot com. That's brilliant right, so
you can just stunning. You can click on any date
and it will tell you whether or not here golf.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
So that's a fun radio game. Yesrow, so name of day?
Did he play golf? That's good?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Well yeah, seriously, so he didn't golf today? Just so
you know, he's golf fifty five days out of his
two hundred and twenty days since returning to office, which
means he spent twenty five percent of the presidency golfing.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's awesome, which estimates that it's.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Cost taxpayers seventy seven million dollars US. Oh that hurts that,
that hurts the So, but they're not updating did Trump
golf today because at the moment, because they know that
the Trump administration is actually hiding information about his declining
health at the moment. Yeah, so they're not trying to
They're just trying to wait and see what they come
forward with in terms of what he has and hasn't

(15:36):
been doing, because he hasn't been sided on a golf course.
So they're waiting until Yeah, so he's been sided nowhere,
like not even on a golf course.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
What dear?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, maybe he's dead. Yeah, well he's not dead, but
there could be like a fake Trump. Yeah, he did
a press conference yesterday. Yeah, but you know today did
you zoe in on it? Pinchion zone? No, hey thirty
one six y five?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
If you uncovered a room about yourself, I didn't uncover
a room about my self, and do utcover a room
about you. But Eve, when we were working in Perth
that you were hooking up with a client the wild room.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Nowhere one six five? What you're laughing about? That was
awful for me? Where it started about yourself?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Oh, Shannon, Sorry, we're having having a silly guilt. What
remedied you uncover about yourself?

Speaker 15 (16:25):
About ten years ago, when I broke up with a
kid dad, he told me not to contact his family
or anything. Can I later found out that he had
told them that I had left and left the kids
with him and he'd been looking after the kids for
those two years. Oh wow, because he thought I wouldn't

(16:46):
have any interaction and he's got a huge family and I.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Was just like, wow, that is wild, Shannon, Sorry to
hear that. Mad he look bad?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, terrible, shame on him.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah that sucks, Shannon, Actually call though you got another room?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Word one from Nepal I just I just have to
be really careful. If do you want me to go there,
I'm gonna do my best. Okay, So here's the thing, somebody.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Are you trying to walk the line. Everyone's worried that
we all should be.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
But you know, if Pop Pantcy put this at four o'clock,
so it's on you, my friends. So anyway, we all
know it's going to get weird. So I'm in Nepal.
I'm onna I'm on a trip. I'm gonna I'm on
a hiking trip effectively with a big group, right, yeah.
And I was particularly sick when we were in the Himalayas. Okay,
when we got into altitude, I got really sick and
I was all clogged up at night, so I started
blowing my.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Nose in my blanket.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
This is both I think, didn't just blow my nose
a blanket every single night?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Blowmoose my blanket? Right?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
I think, totally fine, whatever, play on. I then get
back to Australia and this rumor.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh, I think I know where you're going with this.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah yeah, this rumor starts going around.

Speaker 16 (17:48):
People started calling me the I was getting called the
blanket bandit, and I was like calling me the blanket
wow somewhere.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, yeah, everyone's everyone's I think we all know. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (17:59):
So I didn't know about that room for a long
time until someone, yeah, let's get.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Us out of here. I reckon. I think we did
it pretty well.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
If you are an AFL fan, you would be right
across this Isaac Rankin thing which has been going on
for it seems like a long time now, where he
called another player a very offensive word, which he was
then banned for playing for or do it was a
homophobic slur, starts with F need to say it, I'm

(18:38):
sure you know what it is. And then today, after
some time away from the game, he came back to
address the media and address the public and he said this.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
I want to start by saying how deeply sorry I
am for what I said. There was no excuse. It
was wrong, and I take full responsibility. I'm disappointed in
myself and I I've a litt a lot of people down.
I want to apologize to anyone that I've hurt offended.
I understand that word is offensive, it's harmful, it's hurtful
and has no place in our game or our society.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I am in no way of victim, but going away.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
It's giving me the space to reflect and educate myself,
to understand the way of my mistake.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
So he has gone away for a little while. I
think he was in Rome.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
Actually they flewhim out of the country right when the
heat was arriving. So there's a big discussion over how
long you should be banned for. It should have been
five big five day ban, initially five week ban, four
or five game band is what I meant to say,
and then that got reduced to four games after a plea.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
So there's a whole bunch of stuff, and that.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Really decided whether or not maybe he will play in
the Grand Final or not because Adelaide are a favorite
to win. So there's a lot of controversy around that.
But what we've done, what we decided to do today
after he's spoken, is he actually said then in his comments,
I understand that word is offensive, and so what we
thought we'd do is we would get up Tom, Toms

(20:00):
Mike on because thank you so.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Much for letting me speak.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Never again, by the way, it is never again.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Careful, careful. The rights will be revoked very quickly.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
But Tom, is that Tom, you actually are a gay man,
and I just thought it would would be great for
us to hear rather than us as two straight guys
talking about this totally from your perspective. A couple of things,
because you cards on the table here, you actually told us, well,
all this was going on, and we were talking about this,
gossiping in the studio about it.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
You told us that you stayed away from the story.

Speaker 14 (20:32):
Yeah, today was the first day I actually read anything
about it because we're going to do this discussion, and yeah,
it's I don't need to read about these stories because
I'm so lucky that I live in the most gayest
of all places.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
And I'm so lucky to be able to do that.

Speaker 14 (20:49):
And I don't want to go back to a place
where I lived in the closet for twenty two years.
I don't want to have to experience that type of
language or hear about it anymore, because ignorance is blissed
in my point of view.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't I don't want to know that people are
saying these things.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, so what does it do to when you, like
you have engaged with the story today now? Yeah, so
what does that do to and where does it take you? Yeah,
it's quite it's disappointing.

Speaker 14 (21:12):
I can't believe that this guy who was born in
the year two thousand, Like, I just can't believe that
someone would even want to use that language anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I also find it interesting that I don't know.

Speaker 14 (21:25):
Whether he would say that or a player, for example,
would say that to a gay man, Like what if
you're not going to be able to say it to
a gay man, why do you feel like you can
say to a straight man? But it just puts me
back into a place where I feel like I'm not
accepted or who I am. Yeah, I can't live in
the world in a place full of love and joy.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
It just it just pushes it down.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
It's just it's not nice. Was the word used that
the word we're referring to.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
I guess any other homophobic slurs used a lot around
you when you were like in teenagers.

Speaker 14 (22:02):
In teenageers, when I was in the closet, I would
even use some of these words myself to try and.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hide the fact that I was gay.

Speaker 14 (22:12):
And so when you when you hear them again, you
go back to the place of not being able to
love yourself, being able to not.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Be free to be who you want to be. And
it's just so disappointing.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Do you think that, like the because is there a
sense of fatigue around this? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (22:33):
Well yes, it's twenty twenty five. I seriously cannot believe
having a discussion.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Not openly gay AFL players. I'm sure there are plenty
of them who are who are gay who are still
in the closet really sadly.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yes, And Mitch Brown last week former West Coast players
come out of bluch sexuals. I think he's actually spoken
today about a lot of people now are going to
him being like, you're narcissistic, You're making this all about yourself,
and it's like, god.

Speaker 14 (22:57):
Well, funnily enough, he said, yes I am, I am
being nasis. I'm trying to get attention because this needs attention.
The fact that these boys are using this language in
this day and age is absolutely crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, yeah it is. Yeah, it's backward. Do you think
that the.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Punishment was right for him, like the banning of him
and then what happened after that?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah? I do.

Speaker 14 (23:21):
I mean I think there should be some repercussion for
using this type of language because I know that otherwise,
you know, they would.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just keep using it.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And you made a great point before
it was off my about like a way to because
I mean, punishment's one thing sure with these guys. I
mean that we've had the same thing with racism where
they banned them for a little while and then it's
like sleep on the reast, you did the wrong thing.
But there needs to be some form of education involved here.

Speaker 14 (23:48):
And I was reading that some of the training that
they're using in clubs, the lgbt QI training is it's
basically just like an online form and you have to
answer questions just like any online training. But I don't
think that's really effective. I mean I heard that a
lot of the answers get passed around in WhatsApp group
so they can quickly get through the training, which, of course, like.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
We all would like, yeah, boring work training.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (24:11):
I think that the best way to get around this
culture problem is just to get fifty, because I know
so many gay blokes that love the footy and just
want to be a part of it and just want
to like live and breathe that action. If we just
got like fifty gay footy loving blokes and fifty of
the people in each club, chuck them in a pub

(24:32):
and have some peers and everybody would realize that.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
We're all very similar. We all just want to live
our lives and have joy. There's other words you can use.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we say the players. You
don't need to say it.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. No, that's I think that's a
great idea. Actually, it just feels like exposure.

Speaker 14 (24:52):
You just need exposure to gay people because I don't
know how exposed these players are.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's it that you can use it.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Yeah, it's just insane, not okay, Maybe there's an idea
there where you could have a pub and it was
filled half with gay, half with gay duds, and half
not with gay dudes, and then just didn't know.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
It sounds like a straight pub, which I don't like going.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
On the town on Smith Street. There come to the land.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's what we like.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Mad, Mad Monday, the limb.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Monday may well.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
Spoken, Tommy. I'm sure that will empathize with a lot
of people. It's it's it sucks, and yeah, it's a
shame that it is still such a thing when it's
run on their noses, and hopefully it all will change
very very quickly.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I actually thought that Isaac was quite contracted.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
I think he actually, but he seemed genuinely remorseful, so
hopefully there was a change there.

Speaker 14 (25:42):
I'm going to turn my mic off now, Oh you're
done permanently thirty one and sixty five.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
What do you hate that you get competitive about? It's
a shocking feeling, something that compels you in certain moments.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
To do the thing again and do it better. Anyway,
that's my life though.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
You just have to win everything, doesn't matter what it is.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Necessarily have with everything.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
But I had started realizing that I am because oft
of these things are stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
You don't even know why you're doing.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Them, and the other person often doesn't know that you're
racing them as well. That's when it's really embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Exactly, and I had exactly spoke with my partner woods
Sem and I are in this why I mean, this
weird competitive thing with her as to who slept worse,
who slept worse, who slept worse?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, why do you want to win that? That's a
shocking you don't you know?

Speaker 7 (26:27):
But then you've kind of got you know, like you're
worse off for the day bragging rights.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
So if it comes down to like who's going to
do this job, Well, I beat you in terrible sleep last.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Night, so it looks and I don't even know when
this started happening.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Yeah, And she woke up this morning and she was like, oh,
I slept really badly last night.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
And I said, just I don't know what came over me.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
It is a competitive I said, listen, mate, unless you
were fake snoring, I slept worse than you. But she said,
like a really weird thing to say, And I caught
myself and then she sort of looked at me and
was like, what what is going on?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah? Why are you so invested in meeting me? It
me beating you sleep?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah, anyway, I got very strange, you know, having like
coffees before bed, like just punching big strong coffee.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm gonna sleep so much worse than yours tonight. It's
so much weird.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
It's really weird because I don't know what's going on.
It's a power thing. It's definitely a power thing, but
it's just in my head. She doesn't care about it.
And that's how these things.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Off and are I should judge too much. I literally
race like everything I do in my life. I just
hate it, but I turn it into a race. Like,
if I'm at the self checkout, I will look at
the person next to me if we've got similar stuff
in our bag.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
It's like, I'm going to beat you. I'm going to
beat you.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
I'm going to swipe so much harder than you, and
I'll be through those gates way before you. I go
to a urinal, someone is there at the urine you do.
I will walk in there and I'll be like, he's
he started.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'll be out before he's finished.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
I will go up next, and little eyeball as well,
just so you know you started before me, and I
still beat you.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Let's go to Chloe on thirteen when I six five,
before we head down that rabbit hole with you. Chloe, Chloe,
you have the same competitive thing about sleeping I do.

Speaker 11 (28:06):
Yeah, if my plantner wakes up and says he's only
got so much sleep, I'm like, allow, and they got
an hour or whatever. Yeah, I'm not sure. It's funny.
I was listening to it before.

Speaker 15 (28:14):
And I was going to ring up, and then when
you said that, I was like, well, I've got to
ring through because that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
The same thing.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Yeah, you so you get you wake up and we've
I've now goingt.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
To blake a band on saying how we slept? We
both slept well yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Otherwise he just gets in his territory where Samuel turned
me into did you did you hear Max wake up
last night?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And I'll be like, I lied about you.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
I said, I actually went in there and actually helped.
I was like, yeah, actually you were still asleep, but
actually went up and chucked.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Her back in. Oh my god. And again and I'm
in it and I'm like, will what are you doing?
You've lost You've lost your mind. No one cares about this.
You're the only one. It's like, I'm back at school
on a Tuesday and people are like, did you watch
Rove Live last night?

Speaker 7 (28:57):
And I'm like, yeah, no, you didn't, Mate, you went
to bed at seventh ready after you did your homework,
and no one cares.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
By the way, she.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Wears some smart watches. I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
We need to have a week of you two wearing
those seminar watches and then well you guys can't check,
We'll put tape over the watch and then we'll bring
you both in and who do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Slet worse? This week? We can't trust her though she'll
Tampa anyway. I'll be in there.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
I'll sleep on the f Let's take some calls on this,
because we don't have to just focus on one.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Although it doesn't be people killing for this, which I
find very weird.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
You're going to get very competitive about your daughter's grades.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
You think I will, You're very worried about I think
I think I will. Well, if she's capable, like if
she's a Spanner and it comes to school, then she
doesn't need to and don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Not for you.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
I if she realizes that though, if you're a Spanner
and you know you're a Spanner, it's better than not
knowing you're a Spanner.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Mate. Yeah, friends, I've.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Spent a long night, long time not thinking, Yeah, it
was awful Spanner who thinks he's a sharp knife is
But I remember but as a kid, Yeah, there's Oh,
there's arguments both ways for pushing your kids into competitive areas.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
But I think like if she'd got an A, I
would want to.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Know who got the A plus and then we would
work out a plan as to how to systematically bring
them down.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Love Brendan, I love this. We would have to we'd
have to. I think we'd have to get down to it.
Brendan FedEx five. What do you want? What do you
hate that you're competitive about? Brendan.

Speaker 11 (30:21):
Every time I pull up to a traffic light, I've
got to raise the person next to it.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah, safely, of course, safely, of course, Brendan will necessarily
post freeway lights.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
That's foot to the floor.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
It can be a player, it can be an old lady.

Speaker 11 (30:32):
Family of five. Doesn't matter so.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
True on the freeway. If someone ever takes someone over
took me on the freeway on the weekend, we'll drive
back from the beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone over took
me early in the chip Yeah, got a long way ahead. Yeah,
spent a long time catching up to that person. Look
for them, don't you hunt them? You obviously you do it.
You do it under the speed limit, obviously, but you do.
It's good and you see it and you go, I've
seen them they Yeah, I saw the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Then all of a sudden, your wife want to stop
with the pressure. We cannot stop.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
We see we went past the exit. Oh that's really strange.
Let's go to Christine here. I think at that point
you've lost my friend. Christine we went, We went to
that house.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Hi, Christine, Sorry, what what you got?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
You get competitive about something? Weird? Christine?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yes, I do. I do house cleaning twice a week,
and then I've got to go home and do my
house three times better than I actually did the lady's house. Yeah,
that's my own competitiveness. Her kitchen look like that. I
want mine to look better.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Good on your Christine, I love that's right in your work,
I reckon, Christine. Well, no it's not. It's quite the opposite. Actually,
she's not doing a slapdash job in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Her house is three times better. I think job in the.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Before we go I.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Mentioned before taking my daughter assuming lessons has become something competitive.
But that's and that's not good that she's she's three,
she's three. I just think her humpty dumpties.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Oh mate, I just just let her do whatever she
wants to do, you know.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I just think they could be better.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Oh goodness, let's go to Hailey here, Hailey, what do
you get competitive about?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I get competitive about working.

Speaker 11 (32:17):
Who works the most with my partner?

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, so do you reckon? You've worked more than him today?

Speaker 10 (32:23):
Most definitely?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, what have you done?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
What are you going to pitch to him tonight when
you're trying to claim you've worked harder.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
That I spent all of my in the hospital with
one of my clients.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
So very hard to compete against you, like you like
showing off how busy you are. Will, You're a big
I'm busy than everyone in the room.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
And have a look at my calendar Jackson Pollock painting.
And I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
You're always doing things during the show. You're always like
you're doing emails.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
You're getting producers to business of financial business.

Speaker 9 (32:56):
For you forms slow down, pushes slow down, so shall posts.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yes, I am currently looking at houses in France.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
Lisa, Hey, guys, I actually the same thing that Will does.
I wouldn't necessarily say that I hate it, but I've
got a young child seven months old, who sleeps another
and I breathing sadium overnight. Sometimes we have really poor sleep.
But I use it as like a guilt card with
my husband. So even if you've had an excellent night

(33:25):
of sleep, I'll tell my husband, I'm my gosh, she
was up five times making a coffee.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
You do you ever worried, Lisa though, that you're jinxing
the good sleep.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Like if you complain about you kid not sleeping, well
that you'll jinx it the next time will actually come true?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:41):
Sometimes, But like you know, parents, you got to live
in the moment.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
So yeah, take it if you get ye, see you go.
How's that for a maximum for life? Parents? You've got
to live in the moment? What does that even mean?

Speaker 7 (34:01):
Give us call thirt five if you think you can
convince it you're in the car with somebody else.

Speaker 11 (34:10):
Alone.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
That's it we decide. Is someone else actually in the
car with you? Or are you just putting on a
voice ultimate pride? If you managed to beat us, I
think we're tough to beat. Will Let's go to Brad here,
who's called on thirteen one oh sixty five?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Brad, who are you in the car with?

Speaker 12 (34:32):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Mate, I'm me with Terry Terry. Who's Terry to you? Terry?
My uncle? He's your uncle? Okay? Where are you and
your uncle? After?

Speaker 12 (34:43):
I would have had a known from work?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
They work together? You and your uncle?

Speaker 11 (34:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (34:48):
Yeah, okay, he sponsored me.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
He's a good bloke.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
He sponsored you. That's nice. What does that mean? You
you're foreigner?

Speaker 12 (34:54):
Brad n and I just helped me out a good job.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Sure, okay, all right, let's hear it from from this
lovely uncle called Terry.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Chuck him on the phone.

Speaker 10 (35:04):
I'll put him out of the now.

Speaker 11 (35:07):
Hey guys, how's it going?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Okay, Terry?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
So what are you and Brad do for work?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Terry with bricklayers?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Oh yeah, so what what was the job today, mate?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
I'll just laying some brick teas?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
No, bring some brick what some brick teas?

Speaker 10 (35:27):
Sorry?

Speaker 12 (35:28):
I used to be a smoke and I got broake
cancel when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh sorry, sorry to hear that. All clear now, Terry?

Speaker 12 (35:35):
Yeah clean now, but I've kind of lost my voice, so.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
For me, that's fine. Mate.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
We don't expect anyone. Don't you hand the phone back
to Brad, mate, give it a give a rest.

Speaker 12 (35:45):
I'll give it back to them now, do you.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
Hey you guys?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Hey, Brad, Hey Brad.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Right, So it's interesting, really interesting situation that we've been
thrown down.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Yeah, cards on the table. There's a chance that I
think Terry could be a voice, as in a fake
voice that Braid is putting on, Brad is putting on.
I agree that being said, If that is not true.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
We look we look offensive. We look offensive.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Ye, yep, that's a it's a tricky situation we're in.
Despite that, I think fortune favors the brave brad. That's
you putting on a voice mate.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah it is, Oh thank god? Yeah great.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
Carry from the old cigarette ads.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
But I'm sure it's a perfect rendition. Let's go to
Abby here.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I'm thirteen when I was his first Hi Abby, Hi.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
You how old are you?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Abby?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Who are you in the car with? Abby?

Speaker 10 (36:42):
I'm in the car with my sister, your sister.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
How is your sister?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Fifteen?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Fifteen? And what's her name?

Speaker 7 (36:49):
This is going to be this is going to be
very had bloody sisters again.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Could could you hand the phone over to your sister, Jessica?

Speaker 11 (36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Okay, Hi.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Whiz, very good this bit, We get it. I just
sound the same. I don't know why the producers keep
putting these guys. Of course, I mean, no offense, Abby, but.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
They like it when we lose. They love it when
we lose. Okay, jess So.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What year are you in? Jess?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
You're nine?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
You in year nine and you're fifteen? Yeah that fits.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
What is your sister in?

Speaker 10 (37:24):
You're seven?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Seven and you're both at the same school. No, oh,
what are you gonna do when you get home?

Speaker 12 (37:33):
Jess, I'm not going home.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Where are you going?

Speaker 10 (37:37):
I'm going to soccer training?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Soccer training? Okay, can you hand the phone back to
Abby please?

Speaker 15 (37:44):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Abby?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Where are you going home? Or are you going to
some sort of extracurricular activity. You're going to soccer training.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Too, Yeah, we're at the same club.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh nice.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Who organized the call between you guys? Was it you,
Abby or is it your sister who said we.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Should call into the show?

Speaker 10 (38:00):
It was me.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Have you listen to this segment very often?

Speaker 11 (38:03):
Yeah? All the time.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Have you heard sisters come on this segment before in
Bamboozlers with a Small age Radhi Small age Game?

Speaker 10 (38:10):
I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (38:12):
Not long ago.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
I heard the identical twin one.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Oh yeah, that was I'm gonna need to hear from
some Yeah, the identical dream was terrific.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I'm gonna need to hear some singing from you guys. Abby.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I'm gonna want you to sing who Let the Dogs Out?
And then Jess, I want you to say who Who Who? Who?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
You know the song?

Speaker 11 (38:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yeah, okay, so Abby, you kick things off?

Speaker 11 (38:35):
Who let the dogs out.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
They're real and there are two real people? Will that
was that? I'm the sing test No one beats the
sing test man. Well let's find out. Abby. We think
your sister Jess is real. There's two of you there.

Speaker 12 (38:51):
That's wrong.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I'm on my own.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Aby, you got through a seeing test.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Well done. You can have one hundred dollars to spend.
Red rooster from oss Abbie.

Speaker 14 (39:07):
Thank you, bravo