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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcasts Impossible.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Every mission has led to this Mission Impossible, the Final
Reckoning in Cinemas.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
We've been talking about this every day for a month. Now.
Woulds three missions across the course of three weeks, the
final mission being obviously, go and see Mission impossible. The
Final Reckoning in Cinemas Now. It is a hell of
a watched Tom Cruise at his best if you get
a chance to go and do that. But the big
prize here is the one hundred thousand dollars if you
(00:44):
watch those videos answered basic questions about them. There were
three people that got put in the draw and they
were all picked up by a limo earlier today told
to where they're well, you want to look good when
you win one hundred.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Grand, absolutely full style.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
They arrived at the hangar still confused as to what
was going on.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
They were served a cocktail alcohol free. Of course. They
sat down and.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
We informed them this is Maddie, Kelsey and Fifee, all
great people.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
By the way they brought their loved ones. It was
a great vibe. What of nerves in the air.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
There's plenty of nerves in the air. My god, we
informed them. Yeah, we're both in tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
By the way, we looked good.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
The boys looked pretty sharp. Yep, you forgot your buttons.
I think it's worth mentioning. So if you do watch
the video it socials, you might see chestyr folks.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's a bit of sex factor.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, bloody oath mane bloody oath.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Anyway, we informed the three finalists that they were all
going to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Receive a helicopter key.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Yes, only one of those helicopter keys was going to
start the Mission Impossible shopper.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So one by one these guys walked a black car
but out onto the airfield where there was a black
branded Mission Impossible helicopter with it. And this might seem
like a bit of mayo, but a German henchman who
was the pilot. That's not a joke. He was German.
He was a henchman. He killed ten people.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
His name was Pike.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
He They had to walk their key out to him,
hand him the key, and if their key started the
rotary blades on the helicopter, they won the one hundred
thousand dollars. The first contestant that came out walked the
black carpet out to the airstrip with her helicopter key
in her hand?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Was Kelsey.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
High?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Can't go?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
How are you feeling nervous?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
One hundred thousand dollars today? Where's that going.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
For partnership visa?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
For my partner to say, Yeah, we've been together for
nearly three years long distance, so yeah, we can be together.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's exciting.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah, before we put the key in the helicopter, is
there something you'd.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like to say?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I love you, I'm going to do my best.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You're not going to die.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Why didn't you walk over to the helicopter there and put.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
In their kid?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Cool, thank you house.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Wow, there's no wrecking my goodness, dude, the blades spin
keys in.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And twist.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
No, oh, that's all right.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm so sorry. Look, there's going to be options for
you guys. Yeah, you work out, you work it out.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
It's a lovely hug.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, we were a group hugging at the end there.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, weird, weird, but.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Pull them in.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
We had to.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I think she wanted to go and her partner, but
we dragged her in.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No great hug.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
This looks glorious, by the way. It really did, like
a midnight black wrapped mission impossible helicopter sitting on an airstrip.
We had a I mean, I hate to say, but
a German henchman. He was perfect for the party. Had
you know he actually killed ten people with his bare
hands before, so he was legit.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Did he say that to you?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, we had to do a bit of a rap
on him. He had to be a proper henchman. That
was the whole bit, an actual bad guy with him.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did you really he picked? Anyway?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
The next person to put their key in the helicopter
was Maddie.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So Maddie came fully.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Dressed as Elvis, wearing a wedding veil as well, because
she had told us beforehand that if she won the
one hundred grand, she'd be going straight to Vegas to
marry her fiance. Luke, let's take it away from the
moment that Maddie joins us before putting her key in
the truther the.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Kit is It's all done phenomenal, the dedication to the bid.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Give us a bit of Elvis down the black CARBD.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, Maddie, Yes, my dog's gonna pop off again.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You actually have a fifty percent chance.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I like those odds.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Same and one hundred thousand dollars. This isn't just an
Elvis kid that you're wearing. This is the plan.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I'm in my elvis, put my veil on, ready to
get married. That's what's going to happen. My partner name
is Luke. We've been engaged four five months and together
six years, so I.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Always wanted to get married in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, that's always been the plan. It's just part of
our character. Wow, that's so.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And you're flying your friends over as well if you're
in right.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, play your best mates there, just having an absolute party.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Your hounddog with can the ignition?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Go?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Luck? Maddie.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Maddie has never looked more nervous. Here we go with
the rotary blades. Spin you win one hundred thousand dollars. Come.
I can't handle this. Take it to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Tell me sorry, Maddie?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Why why implied you gonna smid? Oh my god, Mandy,
you want a hundred.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Getting Oh my god? Seeking this? This is just out
of control.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
This is the best thing and we're funny.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
We'll go to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
What do you do for the rest of the day.
You're one hundred thousand dollars richer, have no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Want to sit up the pub getting shitty and just
call it a day.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Maddie joins us on the phone. Right now, Maddie, was
the best tasting. It's all you've ever had.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Oh my god, I've never had a better Snitchell.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So run us through it.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I mean, what have been the emotions since finding out
you are one hundred thousand dollars richer, Maddie, I.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Have not stopped seeking from the moment I stood there
on the hangar.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
It just does not feel real. It still feels like
a dream.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I can't handle it at all.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
And you're sticking to the plan.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, flying to Vegas to get married to
Luke and also flying some of your friends.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Maddie, do you better believe we are It is one
hundred percent of the plan. We're just so excited that
we get to live out our dream going to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
That's awesome. That is did you keep the Elvis costume?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Many?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I mean, that's chump change for you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Now.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Look, I sadly, Maddie store, I know, I know. If
it's a part of me forever.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Goad stuff. Mattie. Hey, Maddie, we're talking with the producers
before we we'd love it if you might be able
to call your friends and tell me you're won one
hundred k tomorrow and that they are actually going to Vegas,
if you're filling up for it.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I would love to do that.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
It's killing me not telling them.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Brilliant love that brilliant. That would be awesome, mate, So
please let's stay in the Maddie. Congratulations again, honestly, you
and Luke, that was really really special. Congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
This is the most amazing moment of my life.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
What are you doing tonight, Maddie? You have had your
schnitz at the pub? What was dinner plans tonight? Lobster,
We're going to the pub again, obviouslyund Yeah, guys, stuff Maddie.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Congratulatable speak you tomorrow, mate. That's absolutely ah. I what
a delight to listen to. A big shout out to
Paramount Pictures Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning. Every mission has
led to this Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning in cinemas Now.
It is a tremendous film and it has been an
awesome competition to be a part of. Thank you to
everybody who ended. Thank you to everyone who put that together.
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You'll see it all Instagram, TikTok, Will and Woody whenever
you choose. I hope you having a great drive home.
It's kiss Nine Perfect Strangers season two out todown on
Amazon Prime Video. That one of the stars, which is
very exciting for us obviously, is the Australian actor Murray
Bartlett Woods.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Particularly exciting for me.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Particularly exciting for you. He played Armond in the first
season of White Loatus, the hotel manager.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Let's say, still the best character in any TV series
for the last twenty years.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Really, really, he really did stole the show, steal the show,
particularly in your eyes. And he's doing a whole bunch
of press for Nine Perfect Strangers with Annie Murphy, who
you guys have known from Shit's Creek, the multia Emmy
Award winning comedy Canadian comedy. It's a standout show. So
those two are doing this interview together. But before we
did this interview, woulds that you, look, you've DMed a
(10:11):
lot of high profile people in your own time, not
getting on your couch in the wee hours of the
morning and largely receive so. But but I asked you
sort of privately. I made sure the Mike's were recording
the other day. If you could interview one of the
people that you DMed, which one do you think it
(10:32):
would be? You didn't know that we had this interview
lined up with Murray and he was the moment.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh this is odd. It's number one for sure. I
can't believe I forgot them. It's Australian actor Murray. But
we love Murray. I watched.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I direct messaged him on Instagram, still on unread, but
effectively I pitched to him the idea of a prequel.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
To know that.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I thought you just said that you loved him anyway,
So there's the context, an absolute obsession with Murray. You
can beat your bottom dollar. I made would read out
that DM. But here is our interview with Murray Bartlett
and Annie Murphy from Shit's Creek, all celebrating the brand
new season of nine Perfect Strangers season two on Amazon
Prime Video. Guys, I just want to start by saying that,
(11:22):
I mean, you obviously look very close now, but just
watching the first few episodes, a bit of tension between
the characters, and I'm always interested to know whether or
not that's transpired into you as individuals. So just wanted
to play a little bit of an exercise here, Murray,
what's the thing that you dislike most about Annie?
Speaker 10 (11:40):
If you could that she I think she doesn't realize
how awesome she is.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
That's not fair, That is not fair.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You didn't give any parameters for the answers.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I think when you give a compliment there, that shows
there is some real tension there.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Pinching me super hard.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You can't set return here. And he was the thing
that you dislike most about Mary, let's I.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Can't stand how disgustingly handsome here.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
This is kind of rude and offensive, and it looks
my eyes and.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
My heart.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Again, I'm punching him, I'm bleeding any Very early on
in the show, your character attempts a morning dash after
a one night stand, which is a very interesting area
to find yourself in.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Now.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
I fully appreciate this will not happen in the real
world because you both have partners. But if there was
a night of passion shared between the two of you,
what does the morning after look like with me and Henry?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
No, no, no, with you and you were married, Oh god.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Oh, well, when we when we had a passion, yeah, oh.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
He cooks me of roast beef. We got up really
early ancient grains.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Don't forget the action grains.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
We had a nice fauna where he beat me with
you calypt the sleeves.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
Yeah, that's an old Australian custom, right, guys. Absolutely, he
loved it.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
He told me all about my astrology sign.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Beautiful, okay, but that's.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
How that's how we did it.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Oh, that sounds like it sounds like a lovely morning
one night stand with you, Murray, sounds lovely.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, anytime you guys do want to get beaten
by letts Man.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
He sounds way too familiar with this beating by leaves concept. Mate.
It really does seem like there's some truth behind that.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Now.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Quite seriously, though, Murray, I truly do believe that you
are the best actor in the world at playing a
character who is on the edge. I watch you and
I'm like, this guy is going to explode at any moment.
We saw it with Armond in White Lotus in season one.
It's just so engaging. Do you do you film all
of your scenes chronologically, because it really feels like every
new scene I see you win, I'm like, he's just
(14:12):
a little bit more pissed off.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
No, how good he is is well.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Like in White Lotus, we we were in this position
where it was like the beginning of COVID, so we
were under like a lot of restrictions. We were shooting
in this resort that was going to open up partially
at some point, so we had to shoot all the
common areas of the hotel from all six episodes together.
So we were just we were jumping around. So I
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literally had kind of like a chart where I was
like which I would go back and check into what
drugs am I on? Like what's just then? Now what's
my leaver of frustration?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Like am I on an up?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Or on or down? I like, you know, like just
kind of like.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Without being kind of stupid about it, but like I
had to sometimes, you know, I'm like, oh shit, like
where are we now? And just go and check and
have just like a very simple kind of checklist.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Of where I was at. That's Murray Bartlett's they're talking
about playing Armond in the White Lotus and just that
spreadsheet chat is what everyone's seen the first season of
White Loatus.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I didn't need any more reasons to love him, No,
I literally said he's the best actor in the world.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Playing angry, which was a lot for context for everyone else.
Would he have had DMed him privately? He goes into
their spam mate, Yeah, I mean spam ignore this, and
it was it goes in with all the other dps
and and fan mail.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
And I m after season one of White Loaders because
I was so obsessed with his performance, which is I
reckon two o'clock in the morning text it was all
business though. It's all business and on LA time, so
it might have been an appropriate lunch.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
As your friend and confidant. When we had this chat
with with with Murray and with Annie Murphy, we sat
down with him the other day, it was my absolute
duty to bring up the fact that you had DMed
him in the way hours of the morning. Would he
actually loved your performance on White Loatus so much that
he wrote you he DMed you? Like late one night
(16:14):
he came in he was like, I've DM I've DMed
Murray Butler and I was like, no, I haven't, And
he was.
Speaker 10 (16:20):
The leap slapping email.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Do you want I think I think you need to.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I think you need to read I'd love to.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
So this is tenth of September twenty twenty one, very
late at night, Murray. I don't think you've read this,
but here it is Murray an origin story for armand
must happen three exclamation marks.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Seriously, it would be epic.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Let me know if you're keen and we can start workshopping.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
I had this like this this thing in like Instagram?
Was it Instagram?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Instagram? Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Where they like.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Messages that you never want to look at this.
Speaker 10 (17:04):
I'm sorry, are you still up for that? Because like
I'm open.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I've put a draft together. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
D You guys have been a joy to talk to. Congratulations,
the show is awesome. Loving the show the first few
episodes we've seen, so make sure ever he gets it
on prime video. It's been a pleasure. Guy's marry any
good luck with the rest of the show.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Thanks, pleasure to talk to you, guys.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Quick update. He still hasn't responded.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
An expression don't meet your heroes. I mean you definitely
came in in too hot at some parts of that interview, sure,
but which definitely weirded him out a little bit. But sure,
for sure, I'm online TikTok and you want to see
him shocked. But how do you feel here's your hero
of yours?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
This bucks that trend that this, this guy's against that
saying I've never met your heroes.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Because he was so lovely.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
He was and he was warm, funny, Yeah, attractive.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I was going to say, beautiful, gorgeous man.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You that beautiful man?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
One hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
The Bebe Oh no, the Bebe.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Good at singing, good at instruments.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Well, we're trying to pick your favorite Beba song?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Was this?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You said?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
It's something about time?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I like the one he does with Nicki Minaj. Anyway,
we'll find it, we'll find it.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I don't think any I don't think any song is
your favorite Beba song at the moment, though, he's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, this is a banger. This is good.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Jay that because we don't want to get around him
because he's been this isn't this isn't good. He's done today,
So really exciting news for his wife, Hailey Bieber.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
She's on the front.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Cover of Vogue.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
A huge, huge moment for Haley that she's on the
front cover of Vogue and Beebe's done the right thing
and he's gone I'm gonna I'm gonna get around this
and make a social media poste right, So he does
the photo of Haley there on the front cover of
Vogue looking beautiful there.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Well, there go. I'm glad we've got someone pouring with
a watering can over her head shot. It looks a
bit like that, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I can't tell her it's supposed to be in the
rain or I mean in the shower wearing a shirt.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It's fashion.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
So yeah, he's done. I think he's posted the photo
of her.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
But then his comment or his caption was like, I
told Hale's she would never be on the cover of Vogue.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yikes, I know, so mean.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
And I think he's referring to the fact that he
was once on the cover of Vogue, and he's basically
said in this caption that, like, I remember the time
that I told her she was never going to be
on Vogue.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Isn't that kind of cool? Though?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Like, you know, I thought she'd never be there? But wow,
look at her now?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Am I?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Am I being too nice there a bit?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Well, you're kind of turning me a little bit, actually, Like.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, I think that is what I said to Hale's
oh you'll never make the cover of Vogue and look
at her now?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, what have I missed something?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Have you missed something as well?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
I think what people are saying is that you managed
to make this about yourself. You've your wife's on the
cover of Vogue. Why are you making this about you?
Kind of thing? Like why don't you to say, like,
you look beautiful and vote? Why bring in yourself? To
be honest, think people are probably been a little bit harsh.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
It's been blown out, but people are.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Hating on it right So naturally he's getting a lot
of hate online. So he takes that post down and
then reposts it with just the photo and a whole
bunch of emojis.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
He's gone, He's gone the same box.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
She's like, you know what people can't complain about.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So you just did love.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Harthnds queen thing queen, But let's be honest, coffin.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
He took.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
He took the post down too late, though, because obviously
the whole world has.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Already seen it. They were already commenting on it.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
And I think some people listening right now can relate
to that. Okay, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number.
What post did you take down too late? We all
know the moment where you put something up, whether it's
a comment or a photo or a caption whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Well, you and I famously were working on another radio show.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
You know, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
We said that we were We said we were unwell, so
we couldn't attend an event on a Saturday. We said, sorry,
we know the Saturday event is really important. Will and
I have both come down with a bit of food poisoning.
Remarkably awful shellfish post. Yes, the red Loves exactly right.
And unfortunately, there was a social media post on Saturday
(22:03):
morning of you and me drinking bloody Mary's on my
backboard with a group of degenerates.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
It's looking at six o'clock looking.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Pretty worse for where and how I mean, we didn't
realize that thing was live.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
And hour like get it, get it off, get it off.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
But work had seen it. Oh yeah, we took down
that post too late, my wife.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
It was actually it was the work event that we
meant to go to. It was like a health thing
as well, so they stupidly then like we've still got
to come. And then as soon as they saw it,
They're like.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Go home, get out of it, go home, and why
do you bring the bloody Mary's how did you get here?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Anyway, go and show you stink my wife.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This is the reason.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
I'm not sure if anyone in the team saw this,
but she posted an Instagram story effectively filming our daughter Reny.
She just didn't check the video after she did it, though,
and she farted during June.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
You were minded, Wow.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It's it's just a fart in the background, so she
don't dug that dead.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
But like lots of people before, let's.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Go to Tiff. Tiff, what's your story?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Well, I was out with a friend on Australia Day
one year and I used to compete for Australia myself.
I was out having a few drinks and my friend
posted a photo of me with a drink in my
hand and it was at the time we were competing
in the Pete training. Anyways, the team contacted me with
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it about five minutes and said get that post down
or we're kicking you off the team.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
What were you competing in, Tiff? If you don't mind
me swimming swimming?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Wow? Do we know who you are? Tiff?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
You might do what's your last name, tiff Thomas Kane.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Names dropped the name that the penny has dropped for me. Struth, ormighty, soluck.
He didn't get kicked off the team tip like you
didn't get the team's truth.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Almighty. All right, let's go to Lauren here.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Now, didn't you just raised your hands and shrugged me?
So you did man's drums, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Made you well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I'm not pretending that I know.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
It out fair enough, Lauren, you accidentally posted something, took
it down too late?
Speaker 9 (24:32):
Yes, boys, I got myself in big trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, what Lauren?
Speaker 9 (24:37):
So my brother and sister in law were having the
first grandchild in the family, so you know, I went
in and met the baby. We got photos. It was
a big deal. Anyway. Later that day I posted a
photo saying congratulations, it's so exciting. Later on, maybe by
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ten minutes later, I get a text from my brother saying,
take that post down. Some of them we haven't announced
it yet.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Oh yes, Whoosias Daisy taking away their moment a little bit.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You would have got the likes though, no doubt.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, yeah, you got the heat. Well that's probably what
they're angry about it.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Like taking the hits, taking a hit. Yeah, let's go
to Shelley.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Here, Shelley, what did you post and take down too late?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Hi guys, I have an absolute shocker. We're around a
cruise boat and I bought my daughter, who was about
ten at the time, this beautiful new dressing gown. Anyway,
I got out of the shower and I just had
my underwear on, and I took a picture of her
in a new dressing gown, thinking, oh, it doesn't she
look beautiful, not realizing that behind the bed that she
was lying on was all mirrors. So I posted this
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picture of my daughter looking gorgeous and me in the
background in my underwear. But now it gets matter. We're
out to see for two days. There's no coverage. All
the people that really care about because I got some
nice text saying you might like get into the edit
that fire day. You know you can see your underwear.
I've got other friends saying you can see your nickas.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Take it down.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
So when we did pull up pull up again on
the boat and I had coverage again, my phone and
my husband's phone just like went out of control messages.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Saying oh Shelley, yeah, we have you with how you
look those shell at the end of the day.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Now, I'm just so grateful I had underwear on. But
the funniest thing was.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Will and what are you be having a great Thursday?
Ruled you my globe and energy if you're not across it.
My two year old daughter absolutely hates Woody.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I'm here with Woody. Hello Max, Max, what are your friend?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Do you like Woody? Yeah? No?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Queer loving you? So we don't like?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Can you hear me? Max? She's running? Do you say
she's running?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Run after her?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Run after her?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Do you like wood Now?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
It's been damaging, and.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I feel like there's been some solid development off.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Air, back to a whole cake.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yes, that was on air as well, I think since
since then off air we had a great game of
hide and seek question marks over. Maybe she was just
hiding from me and I turned it into hide and seek.
I see that only just now she offered me tea.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Maybe she was trying to poison me again, I'm only
just seeing that now. We also talked about camping, and
weirdly now I hate camping, so okay.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So maybe she still hate me.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
But I feel like there's been though there's been warmth
there lot more.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Than I agree with you on that. That has been
more warmth. It's her third birthday on Saturday, very excited,
so she's very very excited about it's probably it's the
first birthday that she's actually aware of the fact that
it is her birthday. So she's seriously pumped. Wakes up
every morning wondering whether it is her birthday. If you missed,
I mean the last kind of iteration of your relationship
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with her, was you actually back to our whole white
chocolate mudcake to try and win her over. Yes, and
that was two weeks ago, and she actually did think
it was her birthday that day, and that's caused irreparable damage.
And we spent the last two weeks convincing it's not
her birthday, and now it is her birthday against that's
been a drama, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That's my bad.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Bad.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I apologize he set us back, but our relationship is
very important and I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
So it is this weekend. She's very very pumped. She's
inviting some people.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So me and my wife.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yes, So this is what we've got. The text, Well,
you were part of a WhatsApp group text.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Well, I have gone out and got a very expensive president.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know, let's start with this because you questioned me
the other day. I told you what her favorite movie is, Yes,
my neighbor to Toro. Yes, the Studio Ghibli Masterpiece, which
is the only cartoon she'll watch. She too scaredible the
other one, so she watches this one.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
I'd never heard of it myself, but yeah, my neighbor
to Toro.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Look so weirdly you noted you. You asked me this question, like,
you know, in the elevator on the way to work
one day. Hey, mate, just out and just what's Max's
for movie? I was like, oh, my neighbor Toro. I
thought I was wondering why you were writing on the
back of your hand. So you then privately.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Been looking everywhere for God, this is my neighbor to
Toro thing. It's a pretty pretty hard thing to find, you.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I was spelling it wrong for a lot of the time.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
So you found Oh yeah, I had some amazing my
neighbor to Touro things incredibly expensive.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I don't know where did you get the front? It's
so rare.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, well, Max won't hear this right because I wanted
to be a surprise. But yeah, well, I'm not saying then,
but I've got her some great My neighbor's got her
more than one thing. Yes, I got all everything I
could get for my neighbor to Toro. It cost me
so much money.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Did you order it in?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
No, I had to physically go and get next. I
didn't try the delivery surface. I'm not saying because you're
going to start getting things from there. It's going to
be my thing with Max. I know where that my
neighbor to Toro is.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Have you spent more money on my daughter for my
daughter's birthday than I have?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Well?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How much have you spent?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I think we've got her a magnetic connector set and
a few books.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
How much does that cost?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
All off? About one hundred bucks?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I've gone over that comfortably, comfortably over. You have no
idea how expensive this stuff is, and it's legit, it's legit.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You've spent more than one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Also, I think the things I got a probably more
for an adult. If I'm being honest.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
What did you get at my neighbor to Toro? Whiskey?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I don't say anything I saw.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
But it's very expensive Jesus mate, my wife, My wife
and Eddin got a present for Max as well, and
I said, what did you get her?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like I questioned this huge interrogations.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
I was like it Betty, be good because we need
to impress Mags. She told me what she got and
I was like, that's awful. Oh go away like that awful?
She won't be impressed.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Give it to your own daughter.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Yes, I was like, Max is higher brow than this.
I think she got like farm animals. I was like,
she's above fim animals.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
So I've got and spent a lot.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Of money on the so again, I think ridiculous given
all the work, and I think when Max knows that
I'm sitting on a gold mine of a present, She's
gonna want me.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Let's go to a song. Because I needed to double
check with her this morning that you were invited.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well, she needed to give it the new information.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Did she have the information that I've got the Neighbor
to tourro Well?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Her favorite cartoon is a cult nineties Japanese cartoon called
My Neighbor to Toro from the studio Ghibli.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I had to ask the person there.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
I was like, is there any will where a child
but I must have heard this wrong because I was like,
what do.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Know where you got this? Because I told Sam that
you went and got this, and she she could not
believe it. And we've just figured out that you have
spent more than we have collectively on Max's birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I couldn't believe how expensively, which is.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
A strange setup. But the big, the big question is
now whether or not you're invited, because.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Well, she needs to understand that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
If she doesn't need to understand anything, well I.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Will make it clear that she needs to understand something.
You got to invite people to get the presents.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Okay, So I spoke to her this morning about you
and her party and whether or not you could come along.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Okay, great, How wasn't maxie?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
What have you got on this weekend?
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
But what day is it? This weekend?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Fun down? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
But why is it a special day for Max?
Speaker 7 (32:34):
They can high a kite?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Why are you having a cake?
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Credit? Stand?
Speaker 4 (32:40):
No? Because it's your birthday?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
How old are you telling her?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Free?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Now I need to ask you can would you come
to your birthday? No? No? No?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Why is that?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Gosh?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
You don't what if he brings his daughter.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
But fine, fine, I'll torch the present. I'll throw them
in a fire.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That's fine.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Hundreds of dollars of my neighbor to Toro? Does she understand?
I will bring myself down. You obviously haven't given her
the information that she needs. Shouldn't getting angry?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I get it. It's a two year old's birthday party.
And if he doesn't want me there, then I won't.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
I'll be in the car waiting out the front, keeping
the engine warm.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
But I better get a Lolli bag. I'll tell you
that much. I better get a lolli bag. It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
You spent so much money on her party and she doesn't.
What if I dress up?
Speaker 5 (33:43):
What if I dress up as the neighbor to Toro?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
No, I don't. You're scared it's a troll. Mm hmm No,
that'll scare the kids. There's more than her there, No, mate,
you can you will five minutes into the party, my
neighbor to Toro costume anyway?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Trust me? I know a place.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
So I knew that you'd bought her a present, so
I asked her, if you come along, if you brought
a present.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, Well you're so excited about this.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
You want to come to a party. We'll really want
to come to a party.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
It is weird that your that your wife and daughter
will be in a place.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I'm sitting at home alone, drinking in the living room.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
You're either going to be out by the car like
the divorce, the divorced dad outside his kids, sports, smoking charts.
All right, I asked you if you come, if you
brought a present. Okay, what about if he brings you
a present? Yeah,