Grease The Musical - A Satin Boxer Production

• Children with your phone - what went wrong
• Can we cremate a rat?
• Costumes for kids gone wrong
• Dumbest thing you were doing in the dark
• Gumtree Game

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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live on the Free I heard.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The Will and Woody podcast. Pretty wild story.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
So I'm not a huge fan of the NFL, but effectively,
there's this guy who plays for.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Carolina Panthers. His name's Hunter Renfro's. He's a wide receiver.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Anyway, he got released by the Panthers, so he was
effectively cut from the team.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right, but the team decides that they actually do.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Want to offer him another contract, and they had one
point eight million Australian dollars to offer him to sign
him on a new contract.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, good money, pretty good money. Yep.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
He is in the car with his daughter and he
needs to run in and get some snacks from the servo,
and he chucks Bluey on his phone, gives the phone
to his daughter and go, you just watch a little
bit of blue I'm just going to go inside and
get some snacks. Right, while his daughter's watching blue the
coach of the Carolina Panthers is calling trying to get

(01:13):
through to him to effectively offer him a one eight
million dollar contract. She is so into Bluey she just
keeps screening the calls. The coach calls ten times, Oh no,
getting other people from the club to try and call
this guy. There's like a deadline as to when they
can sign him. They're trying to offer him one point
eight million dollars. She keeps declining, keeps declining, thankfully. When

(01:36):
he gets back in the car, he sees that his
phone has been bringing off the hook and he's locked
in the one point.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's a happy idea.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
There's a blue episode in that. Oh, no doubt, no doubt,
full circle anyway. I just think it's interesting. I think
our daughters are probably too young at this stage. They're
both around three, But I think it's going to be
a hairy time when our kids are able to like
take our phones and do things with our phones.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, there's so many things you can do.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
You can you can make purchases on Amazon, Like god,
how easy is it to make a purchase on Amazon
these days?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do that.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
They can take photos or do videos of you, and
you don't realize they're taking photos of videos.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're just going to go through the features of the iPhone.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
That that was.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
The plan. That's another good one. That's another good we
found that.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
So Jess called last week and Jess had an example
of when her son called someone she didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Want him to.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Oh my gosh, my brother. He lived in Canada. I
was a shower and my youngest son, who was three
at the time, answer the face pint call like my
brother at waughter to me in the shower.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Other seeing your nude. Pretty wild, Yeah, pretty wild.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
So we've actually we actually had this already with Maxicos
really because sometimes people.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Might be able to empathize this.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
When we go traveling, we leave you can basically kind
of do this like homemade baby monitor thing where you
leave an iPad or one phone in the room you
told us, and then you take the phone, you take
another phone with you and you basically just voice call
them or you yeah, you FaceTime your FaceTime audio call them,
and then you've got a constant baby monitor and it
goes over quite a distance us. We would have been

(03:19):
more than a couple hundred meters away, but we used
it in and we'd have dinner at the rest of Yes,
you can do it. It's really good, very handy. Anyway,
we did that when we were away with MAXI recently
and we so we put the video call screen on
and then on the on the iPad and then we
went up.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We went and had dinner somewhere not too far away anyway.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
We got the halfway through dinner, the call stopped and
I was like, wow, how has the call stopped? There's
like only one possible explanation for this, and that is
that she's stopped the call.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
So he's got the panic. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
I ran the fifty fifteen the room just to check
on her, and I found her.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
She climbed out of her cot.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
She'd got to the iPad and when she saw me,
she saw me through the glass and it's like she
started jumping around like she was pumped to see me.
Because I was like, why are you so happy? You've
clearly done something. She hung up the call to me,
and she'd video called her auntie in the net line
sonational call, so her auntie is on the other side,
going Max, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And Max is just going la la lah. And she'd
taken her clothes off.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
She was in the nerd and and Kiki is going's.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Going Dad, where Dad?

Speaker 7 (04:32):
And panicking because she's like, clearly you're by yourself, you're naked,
that's got anything to do with anything, And and you've
called me, So what is going on?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Wild, So your daughter's already there, she said, well, yeah,
because once the once it's unlocked, it's very I mean,
I mean, you know, Tommy used to work on the
Genius Barrot Apple.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
He'll tell you. But it's they're easy to use, these devices,
aren't they. Bit there's actually a great little feature called
guided access.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
We can well use that. Yeah, we use that in
time that now you use that now? All right, Well
here's the number thirteen one. Once they're in, they could
do anything.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Agree.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I would like to hear some more stories on what
your kid managed to.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Do on your phone?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, how much damage did they cause when they got
your phone and did something on at thirteen one oh
sixty five? Ale's go to Emmy here, Emma, what did
your child do on your phone?

Speaker 9 (05:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (05:22):
So my three year old kept calling Triple zero and
then when they called back to do a wellfared check,
he kept hanging up on them. He was playing I
think it was sonic Dust. And then the police ended
up doing a welfare check at our house and my
husband opened the door, who's also a police officer, to
find out that my son had basically called Triple zero.

(05:44):
About seven times while I was in a shower. Yeah,
and then they kept no cost, but I guess the
cost to them. Yeah, we were tripped to our house.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, truth all mighty to call him. It does.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
That's the only thing I'm going to say. It's always
a great feature. That got that safety feature on iPhones.
It I would I think, I don't know about you.
A number of times I've grabed the phone out of
Maxi's hand and she's nearly accidentally made an emergency call.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yes, because it is so easy to do. Yeah, yeah,
you can do it. You can do it by sitting
on it. I yeah, no, Patricias could get that. I
get that. Let's go to Patricia. Yeah, Patricia, what did
your son do?

Speaker 8 (06:21):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (06:21):
Okay, my son clocked up about fifteen hundred dollars worth
of Fortnite skins steady purchased when he.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Was about five.

Speaker 11 (06:32):
Yeah, we we just got build, you know, hundreds and
hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
But luckily I got reimbursed.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I feel like they pray on that. I'm surprised you
got REM's a skin?

Speaker 12 (06:43):
What's a Fortnite skin?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Patricia?

Speaker 13 (06:46):
I don't know if do you notice the game Fortnite
I don't know, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
A it's a shooting thing they get. I think it's
a skin. Is you that's what you look like?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Is that right?

Speaker 11 (06:56):
So it's like, you know, you become what an avatar?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Is it avatar avatar?

Speaker 9 (07:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. Let's just stop here. We're
two blogs. Don't get it.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
You get a Patris How did you know, like in
your bank statement did it say like one FORTNIGHTE skins.

Speaker 11 (07:18):
I can't remember how the purchases made, but it was
made through through the hout by six, So yeah, it
came up as yeah with the game's name, and so
we just had to sort of say, look, sorry, these
were unauthorized purchases, and they did you know, they said,
so this.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Time, it's interesting that reinbursed you.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Like for me, I mean, I'm a businessman, like I'm
just thinking about it on Fortnite now and I'll buy
all the skins in the world and then go, my kid,
did it?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Can I be a ren birthplace?

Speaker 7 (07:45):
You've got to hand back the skins? Yeah, and you've
also spent the money. I've had a great night on
the spend the money. I've had a great night on the.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Give me my room zero there take zero.

Speaker 12 (08:02):
Know what you were trying to do?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That I just didn't work.

Speaker 9 (08:08):
Better.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Your kid day got access to your iPod? What happened?

Speaker 13 (08:13):
Yes, it was my daughter's iPod, is my old one.
I gave it to her. She was a dancer, and
he thought it was one of our phones and he
ended up putting in the past code in wrong, locked
it for over a thousand years?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh thousand years?

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Over what.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Years?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Hang on the iPod? Said on it locked for over
a thousand years?

Speaker 13 (08:35):
Yes, you know how like when you got your mobile
phone like.

Speaker 12 (08:38):
Your iPhone into minutes?

Speaker 14 (08:40):
Yes, ye, yep.

Speaker 13 (08:42):
He kept doing it, entering it in wrong pressing numbers, and.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 12 (08:48):
There's no way that it's said a thousand years.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I believe, Peter, Yes, I am.

Speaker 13 (08:54):
We didn't believe it until we actually went into one
of the stores and they couldn't believe it. Even the
manager and everything come out to photos and they're like.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Your kid, let's lock someone's phone for a thousand years. Analyst,
you're up, phone, can we have your phone?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
We're gonna lock it for a thousand years. I think
that is that is great. It's nicely because you can
do your phone locked for a thousand years.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I would actually love that, right, I would absolutely end
it over and then you can handle just how far
we can go there.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
To have handed the phone through the generations, you.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's years and years and eventually we'll get to a
thousand years and then you can open your great great
great great great great grandfather's phone.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I think you should do that.

Speaker 12 (09:34):
Well, that's great.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Let's got to Tony here, Tony, what did your kid
do on your phone?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Just love me?

Speaker 13 (09:42):
I love the show the way.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Sorry, Tony, just quickly, do you believe you could lock
a phone for a thousand years?

Speaker 12 (09:51):
There's no way that a thousand year.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I believe it. I'll lock my phone for a thousand
years as soon as when I'm with Tony. You tell
your story first that.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Day to yes, I listen my four and a half hours,
I was playing around my phone. I was access that
she seems she's seen me do things with work and
what have you. So I left it with her and
she came into the room by night and she said, Daddy,
I've unlocked the phone, I've put the password in and
I've done some stuff and that I said, what stuff
you've done? Anyway? General manager caused me late that night

(10:19):
we're in dinner. So we've created the spots up group
of preparing for presentation. At the moment, I've got a
new CEO that's coming to the company as poll. As
a group, my daughter's de selected some of the photos
of me and my wife and ballei automatic holiday and
it's in the group. It's in this group.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Sorry, I'm just reading of a sexual nature these.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Photosh Luckily they were It was just meeting the person,
my wife and the hotel room, walking across the room makers.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Did you say you're taking a piece on your wife?

Speaker 15 (10:56):
I I was.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I just taken often. I'd often I'd often take sneaky
picks of her, like she were standing there in the bathroom.
I'll take a sneaky pick or something, but would share us.
I'll send it to her if she's having if she's
taking a pist of me, and then I'll flick it
onto her and goes, oh yeah, look at this. And

(11:19):
what did they say?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
First comment? What was said?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well? My GM called me, He goes, mate, you're on
the GMTS again and I said, what do you mean?
He goes your phone. I just almost died. And the
worst part about me is my wife applied for a
administrative role with the People and Culture team.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
We've got a dead rat.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
We do have a dead rat, certainly dead in her
hands currently it is, I mean, yeah, it's triple bagged
in a tuple wik shake it poo. Come on, no respect,
it will come out of the bags.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's not securely true bagged. It's been loosely triple bagged.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Anyway, if you have missed any of the journey, yeah,
sook a couple of days ago before our camping trip.
Actually will we're about to leave my house. But yeah,
there was there was a rat in my house. Here's
everyone's response to that, both the tops.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
How do we get it out right? You're being too
brave about this? Maybe step back.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
So went away for three days, came home, went for
a search for old mate. He was dead inside my
TV unit. So he crawled into the TV unit, died
in the TV unit. Now from that point on, I yeah, look,
I triple bagged him and then I just put him
in the bin out the front of my house. And
then I just was struck with immense guilt. So yeah,

(12:59):
yesterday on the show, brought the Big Guy. Actually took
him on the train with me. He was on the
seat next to me. Triple bag he trained him in,
trained him in the sights there and the rat anyway,
and we had this quite what a beautiful ceremony for him.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I triple bagged him. He is there is there's a
bit of a smell coming off him. I do have
him here.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I just thought it was would be really nice to
send him off in the right way by having a
little funeral for him. Well, can you please, mate, there's
a funeral. Mate, I'm not going to do it if
you're going to treat him with any disrespect. Okay, So
I had put on some gloves, of course, because you
never Joanne, you're a funeral arranger and conductor.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Is he dressed and his final going away out here?
Did you want to have a little lock of hair or
a fingerprint?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh, globle whisker.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
So maybe we can put him into a little small
box and then we can put some of his favorite
items in there with him.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh that's lovely, lovely, id.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Geez, the ball really beloved. We are gathered here today
to celebrate the life of of Rat never actually named him,
so we just got just gonna claim Rat there. I
was sleeping soundly two am, my cat Lenny brought you
in two beautiful hours, and then you accord into my
TV unit and you died, and you stank out my whole.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's just got to Shane here.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Yes today, obviously it's an honorable way to go out
being locked in the TV unit.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
He could have died down the sewers.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's a nice place to go tell you was warm
in your house before it's actually go to ruined my day.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Honestly, I love Shane.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
If you're listening, Shane, I'd really like you to talk
at my funeral.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Just gorgeous words.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Ye in size to the point that just just spoke truths,
spoke Truth's good place to.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Die of TV, you know, but look the reality of
a true words.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Absolutely absolutely so thank you again Shane for your kind words.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
But as I said earlier, the situation.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
We're in right now is that Rat is still triple
bags and in a tupplewhere container just out there, just
out of the studio.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
They're probably trying to move on.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
I mean, I'm not sure what the gestation period or
the gestation well the lag period is for you know,
how long you can have a dead body outside before
it starts, you know, developing all sorts of funguses and
illnesses and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I think we're probably carrying a few illnesses. Actually rats
to carry illness.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, Look, we've got the number of a place that's
called Celestials Crematorium.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
They do pets.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm just unsure as to wear rat lies amongst all
of that.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
So look, we're going to make a phone call.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm I'm pretty keen to you know, commit financially to
this move.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
But look, let's talk to I know that you're a
bit reluctant to do that. Well, I think there's better
places to spend your cash.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Well, you know again, at the end of the day,
if we just had some petrol in a couple of matches,
we could probably do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
That's disgusting. Well it's not like it's I mean, that's
that's all this guy's going to do. Would you do
that to to to your grandmother?

Speaker 12 (16:06):
I think I.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Think, I think I don't think. I think I think
my point is made. Let's call the crematorium speaking. Hi, Charles.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
My name is Woody and I'm actually here with my
colleague Will.

Speaker 12 (16:23):
Hi, Charles, Hi, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
We're actually calling with it with it with a serious request.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
We'd like to throw you away.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
You specialize in cremating animals, pets, that's right.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yes, I work for Celestials PEX Cremation, and we specialize
in memorializing pets.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
So do you do? You do all pets.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
That's right, all pets, small and large.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Okay, would you memorialize a rat?

Speaker 8 (16:50):
Of course? Yeah, of course I only.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Had my man for forty eight hours, but I could
I could tell within that forty eight hours that he
that he was a very special little guy. So what's
part of the package to memorialize my rat?

Speaker 8 (17:03):
Yeah, so we have a wide range of keepsakes and items.
We understand that people like to have a physical item
that can remind them of their pets. So yeah, we
have a range of urns and items that you can
choose from, such as jewelry, even to carry around a
bit of ash.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Let's go have some jewelry to put the red in.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Let's go top of the range, Charles, because this will
be a business expense for Will and on to memorialize
the rat, So just give me top of the range, Charles,
because it was a very special.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
I reckon, I reckon. If we're going all out, we'll
give you one of the packages. We'll get them some engraving,
some jewelry, a good earn.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Jewelry with what pieces of him in there, like bits
of his ashes?

Speaker 8 (17:44):
That's right, yes, So the cremation process occurs and then
the remains or the braines that are left over are
converted into a fine ash and then that is transferred
over into an urn. And yeah, we have some jewelry
that can also how.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah do you do poor prince?

Speaker 8 (18:02):
That's right, that's right, we do poor Prince. We do ink,
poor print, clay, poor prince, brain photos, really anything that
you can think of, we can we can do.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I mean, I want it all obviously, as does Will
as dores Will a partner over there. He's he's been
very quiet. He's still a little bit emotional. Yeah, yeah,
very emotional time.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Okay, So definitely help out with that. Yeah, we can
go for the full package.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Two of everything, obviously, because we'll be one a little
bit of jewelry as well.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
And he'll go in there individually. We understand that people
don't like to have their remains mixed up.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I would know.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I would know if it wasn't him. I can feel him.
How long does the whole process take, Charles? Then, can
I expect to get my jewelry and my Yeah?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Absolutely so. We will come and collect your pets from
you today. We'll start the process and we should be
able to have him back with you in the next
day or two.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
What's that is an extraordinary turn around. It's not a
whole lot to do jewelry. He's making jewelry. We're getting
a poor print, you.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Know, I'm sure you can respect this from a businessman.
Dollars and cents? How much are we talking? You know,
I don't like to blend money with emotion, but.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, of course we live in a capitalist society. So
how much is this going to cost us?

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Yes, REDSPA in our pocket pet category, So for a
animal less than one kilogram, it's one hundred and ninety
five dollars for private cremation and the ash is returned.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
How much for the full pack though, like the jewelry
and the poor print and the.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
Yeah, so the packages will be an additional three hundred
dollars worth of items.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
You got yourself a deal with my friend.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Okay, perfect, We'll take care of you.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Then, Charles, I'm not sure if this will help the
price up to you, but if you want your pet cremated,
head to celestials.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Dot com dot au.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Charles sounds like he does a stunning job with your
past pets.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
You'll see that jewelry tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Guys, when did the costume backfire? There's cause whenever you
feel like taken on the phone. The reason that we're
doing that Woods is we took a girls and a
dad ventured to at the camping.

Speaker 12 (20:15):
If you want to see the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
By the way, the cool kids are watching it on YouTube,
Will and Woody see the whole trip, the thrills, the spills,
the car rides, everything. But I think the pinnacle for
the trip for the girls was around the campfire. We
had a special visitors, Anna and Elsa.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, still question marks over the way that we brought
it up.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
We definitely wasn't just me said that Anna and Elsa
had been in the van the entire.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Day and so that I had nothing to do with that.
I'll put my hand up and say that I made
a mistake, and I said that sounded like we smuggled them.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, so a couple of people have been in the
van all day and we've just kept them in a van.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's the way that I sold it.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
And then you and me ducked behind the van and
dressed up as Anna and Elsa.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah nice. They might have explained why your daughter was
just horrified through the whole.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah, well that's what That's why I want to take
calls on that when the costume backfired, because yeah, that
was tough.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Anyway, if you missed the performance, listen of this.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
Hi, hello girls, it's Anna an Elnser.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We have come here from Arundelle.

Speaker 9 (21:18):
How are you?

Speaker 12 (21:20):
Are you having fun camping?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Your dad's a big spunks, aren't they?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
They're very sexy boys?

Speaker 12 (21:29):
You occasional?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah you okay? Okareful of the fire? Little girl? Oh
all right? Okay, what song would you like us to sing?

Speaker 15 (21:42):
Would you like to hear?

Speaker 12 (21:42):
Let it go?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Okay, okay, let me go, let me go, can hold
him back?

Speaker 12 (21:51):
Game, let me go, let me go? Okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Solos and tonight no footprint.

Speaker 12 (22:16):
A lot of what going on there? What a show
the crowd was testing?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Anyway?

Speaker 7 (22:21):
YouTube Will and Woody if you want to watch that
for yourself. But yes, one of our girls.

Speaker 12 (22:25):
Was very happy about this. Remy, your daughter was very
happy about this.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Dress ups are very common dress up thing in your
house in lots of ways. My daughter, when I came
out as Elsa, even though she knows Elsa, was looking
at me with a look really on the sea.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
On her face.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
When the TV is not working or when we run
out of rice bubbles. Sure, it's shock and fear, Yeah,
and devastation.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Disappointment, a little bit disappointment, disappointment.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
It did not go well. And as soon as you
finished the performance, I went over to it. You can
hear me ching, she's okay. She was okay. She required
going straight to bed. Yeah, which is which is could
result in the end because I had a couple of beers.
But anyway, I want to take some calls right now.
I mean, i've seen it backfire before. We dressed up
with the Wiggles one time for some kids at our
book club. That's a weird sentence and they were terrified.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, I think not often did the Wiggles perform with
beers in their hands. And I think that was pretty
rattling for all the kids. I dressed up as my
wife as the Mad Hatter, you as your wife as Sorry, sorry,
I dressed up for my wife as the Mad Hatter
on her birthday. But it just wasn't got idea to
wake her up as the mad Hadder and ma backfired.

(23:35):
She hated that, yep, hated that, Yep.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
The costume could backfire in that sense that someone might
get scared.

Speaker 12 (23:43):
Of the fact that you're in the costume.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
It might have had a practical issue with the costume.
Wardrobe malfunction with the costume backfired, Karina. How was at
a party, Karina? Is your fourth birthday?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
So, my parents and my uncles and everyone, they decided
to dress up as the Tellytuppies because I was upset.
I love the Teletuppies and they just kept trying to
convince me that it's the Teletubbies, and I as well
had that like look like, no, this isn't it. They're
not the Teletubbies. They're lying to me. But I vividly

(24:16):
remembered seeing them take their like the mask part, the
head part off, and seeing them and that's that was it.
That was the end of the Teletubby for me.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
My uncles.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
My parents absolutely ruined it for me, killed it and
left me traumatized.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
It instantly reminds me of my fourth birthday.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Spot the dog was there and he hooked up with
my uncle and I was like, what the hell is
going on? And then the same moment, Karina, I figured
that it was my auntie underneath it. Do you just
feel you've been lying to you know, and you've just
told you the darkest, the deepest, darkest secrets to Spot
you Spot, Come with me out the back, got some
secrets for you.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Would you rather your uncle looking out with your auntie
or your auntie looking out with a dog.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's a good persce option too. You don't want to
know what I told Spot.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Let's go to Eddie here Eddie costume backfire boys.

Speaker 13 (25:07):
Yeah, big costume backfire.

Speaker 12 (25:10):
We did.

Speaker 16 (25:11):
We did a We did a production of Greece the
Musical in high school and there was a bit. There
was a bit where where where those you know those
American satin boxes, you know the ones that you go
to sleep in.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (25:23):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 16 (25:24):
So I had yeah Homer symps, that's right, And I
had were to wear. I had to wear one of
those and I get I get dacked in front of
the audience, right, and then what you see underneath are
these little you know, cute hot dogs saturn briefs, and
unfortunately one of the one of the one of the
knights of the one of the nights of the show
find up getting double dat. Both pants came down strike,

(25:50):
absolute shambles.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Who was who was in the crowded.

Speaker 12 (25:56):
Posses?

Speaker 13 (25:57):
Don't up? My mum was in the.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Crouch that's your mom's at least your worries there?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
How old are you in?

Speaker 12 (26:03):
How old are you?

Speaker 16 (26:05):
Well, I'm twenty four, twenty five, but you know you
don't last thing. You want to have your parents down
in front of the whole crowd and your mom's day.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I agree, I agree. But if you're embarrassment.

Speaker 16 (26:13):
From mom as well, good, it's gracious.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Why was your mum embarrassed? What's your mom's not embarrassed.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
She's got the second and embarrassed she's friends.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
With all the other moms.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
And then then you get all the other moms going
what were the other moms saying it?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well, my mom was telling me all the other moms,
which I bad about me. I was about to say
something really nasty on the air.

Speaker 14 (26:34):
But say they were they.

Speaker 16 (26:36):
Were saying something about they were talking about how long
the little snake was.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Ah, not from the other mom.

Speaker 12 (26:45):
There the shambles down there.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
What are we talking?

Speaker 12 (26:47):
Why was it a shambles?

Speaker 16 (26:49):
Well, you know I was in your tenth So there
was a very little how can I say, very little
man escaping. There was very little, you know, very little,
very little care.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
It wasn't fine, not a fine memory.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You put the care in now all that you put okay.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
So I mean this is an absolute nightmare for really
everyone involved. So a grandfather has gone to collect his
grandchild from a daycare. He's got the wrong kid. Big
boo boo from grandpa. Shocking stuff. And obviously I don't
want to go into it too much, but the stress
for the family of the child that was then missing.

(27:33):
It's like, you got to pick up your kid's not
there because grandpa. So because Grandpa got the wrong kid,
put the wrong kid in the car, drove the wrong
kid all the way home, and then put the wrong
kid to bed. Like not any stage there did he
figure out like, hang on a second, you don't look
like my grandchild.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
The excuse the oh no, he's a privileges.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So the excuse it's been used from the daycare and
the grandpa is that when he went to go and
pick up the grandchild, the children were all sleeping, they're
obviously having nap time, and the room was dark.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
It wasn't dark when he got home, exactly right. It
wasn't dark when he turned the light on and fed
the child dinner.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's a piss poor excuse.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Actually, I had had a kid for a while, so
obviously terrifying for that old was the kid strouth?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm glad you asked that. Foll up question three. It's
a three, so it's talking. A's a guess. I don't
know how old the kid was. Let's go too anyway.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I want to focus on that excuse though, of the
room was dark when I made the mistake, and to
be fair to the grandpa, I think you do some
pretty dumb things when you're in the dark.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Definitely, so definitely thirteen one oh six five dumbest thing
you would do when in the dark.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Unbelieve that was live, that unbelieved. So yeah, thirteen one
I sixty five. What's the dumbest thing you've done in
the dark?

Speaker 7 (29:10):
This isn't about maybe a very friend of mine who
I mean, Moe, We again come on and tell the story.
Because he was staying at a pub in Sydney and
he had a few drinks that night and it was
really dark in his room when he went to bed,
and he woke up and there's two doors. You can
just see the silhouette of both doors. He sleeps nude,

(29:32):
by the way, sure, but so dark. You can just
see the silla of two doors. One of them is
the bathroom. One of them is the door out into
the four No, no, oh, no, he went to door,
went went behind door number two, number two, my lord
doing number two, went out through dooring number two.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
He's blinded by the light as he walked through the door.
No hiss, the door closed behind him.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
And then realizes, based on the carpet under his feet
and the sideboard in the hallway next to him, that
he chose wrong, and then.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
He was then locked out nude on random pub in Sydney.
Dumbest thing you were doing in the dark.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Charles from the Animal Crematorium is here to cremate the
rat woods, which is exciting.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, the rat that I found dead in my front
room huge. So maybe we'll get Charles on air shortly.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Not sure anyway.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right now we're asking on thirteen one oh sixty five
the dumbest thing.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
You were doing in the dark?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Again?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
That was a fun bit in the audio meeting at
ten to four. But you regret it now, don't you,
because I'm on fire? Is that right again?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
For me? Dumbest thing you would do and in the dark.
Make it clear we're not two bits of audio there.
I need to time that perfectly for it to work,
and I just continue to do it. Vanessa's called Vanessa,
what's the dumbest thing you've done in the dark?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
On thirty one five?

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Hello everybody. So basically this is during my unique days
when we used to party, and you know, we were
really in the dark on a terrace and there was
a bowl of fruit and I just thought they were
like washing the fruit.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
And I couldn't drink because.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
I had to go to training the next day, so
I just kept eating, eating all the fruit, and then
I was walking down the stairs and I fell down
the stairs and actually the fruits were soaked in vodka
because it was fruit punch, and I didn't realize and
I had the biggest, biggest wound on my ankle and

(31:44):
on the right side of my shin.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, so you effectively got hammered in the dark and
then filled down this year.

Speaker 14 (31:50):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Nice, Yeah, that's a pretty dumb thing to do in
the dark, Vanessa, thanks for the call.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I got the jingle, come on, dumbest thing you would
do and in the dark. I'll do it all night, baby,
I'll do it all night.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
When it comes to mind for me, this is actually
the end of my bucks party, a pretty good time.
And I got home and I there was someone in
the in the house, and I was like, this is
my worst nightmare. I'm obviously not in a good frame
of mind and there's someone in the house. So I
did the classic thing you put in your intimidating voice.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well, mate, mate, I've called the cops, mate, So do
the right thing, do the smart thing, mate. And I'm
doing that and he's not moving, He's just standing there,
and it's like, oh, we got a brave one. Anyway,
I got a little bit closer and it was actually
a cardboard cutout of me.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Dumbest thing that I've done in the dark. I even
changed it up. I changed it up and it still worked.
Let's go to Lisa here. Lisa, Hello, we're taking calls
on you've got a story.

Speaker 15 (33:03):
And yeah, well it wasn't actually me. It was our
next to neighbors across the road we were really good
friends with and everyone was out the front of a
nice night having a few drinks, and everyone went to bed,
and she woke up to the sound of like water trickling,
and he'd mistakenly not gone as far as he should

(33:24):
have to the bathroom and was winging on the alarm
clock radio next to the bed, and.

Speaker 16 (33:30):
So she stops that.

Speaker 15 (33:31):
But the worst part was he dried the clock radio
out and sold it at a market.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh wow, that could add price.

Speaker 16 (33:45):
Dumb.

Speaker 13 (33:54):
Tell me, will Wood is domtree.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Game might describe an item on gum Tree. If you
guess the price of that item correctly, you win that
dollar amount. We had a winner last week, your lander.
How's the confidence levels?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
We'll see alrighty, here we go. First item for you.
It's a ripper.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
A little strange, but it's a ripper three thousand, five
hundred plastic.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Pig noses or super strange.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I don't know why someone would have three and a
half thousand plastic pig noses.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
But just to describe it a bit more, I mean,
looks pretty good if I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's just a plastic pig nose with a thin, stretchy
plastic string so you can attach it to your face.
Most are still in the bags. Few outside of the bags.
They are stored in five cardboard boxes.

Speaker 13 (34:47):
I'm gonna say two hundred and eighty bucks.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Eighty bucks.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'll tell you what not a bad guess. It is
not a bad guess, your lander. I'm going to give
you one more guess. I'm going to give you one.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
More I don't know about this. I've been doing this
for month, mate, just because of better winner. All of
a sudden, you're getting a bit grumpy over there.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Well, she didn't get it on the first guess either,
and I had to be nine for everyone listening.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Second guesses are allowed. It's in the codes. Megan didn't
get it on the first guess last week. Yes, FoST
into it and Yo Lander, yoo yo? Do you say yo?

Speaker 12 (35:17):
Because your name is Yolanda?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Is that that's awesome?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Wait? Wait to lean in, Yolanda. All right now, Yolander,
your guess is under the figure have a second.

Speaker 13 (35:28):
Gues three hundred and thirty.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Incorrect, But three hundred and fifty dollars was the price
of the pie.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
It's not real.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
So close, Yolander, unlucky though, you go home. Let's go
to Vinny twenty. It's only twenty all.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Short, she was? She guess two hundred and eighty, didn't she?

Speaker 16 (35:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Then three hundred and thirty, Yeah, but it was three
hundred and fifty yeah, twenty bucks off.

Speaker 12 (36:00):
I was going and fifty to two hundred and eighty.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Oh, mate, stop stowing me down with the math. Let's
go to Vinnie here. Vin. I'm good, mate, I'm good
to love this game. Vinnie.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Your item, my friend, it is Annie belly button brush, a.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Very button brush.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
You're looking it up, Vinnie, Yeah, don't you may you're
looking it up?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Vinnie.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
No, no, well that's me, me, me sinking in the background.

Speaker 12 (36:31):
I think you're gone, mate.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
It could be a d gone. You dirty boy, dirty, Yeah,
you're dirty, Vinnie. We can hear it.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Give me a guest, right now, right boy, Vine, right now,
Vinnie guests right now.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Five dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Incorrect incorrect, Vinnie, sorry, Vin one dollar for belly trying
to cheat Vinnie.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
You were, weren't you.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
No, well, you know what pemetimes like these days, you know,
get it, but we do not like cheating on.

Speaker 12 (37:05):
I hope that cheers you up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay. Final one. This was in honor of the.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
The rat that died in my front room a couple
of days ago. We had a funeral for that rat.
We will be calling a crematorium very shortly.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
To see if they will effectively ash up the rat.
What do you think? I'm sorry, sorry, anyway, in honor
of Kelly. I'm not sure if you did you hear
the rat funeral yesterday?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, I didn't worth getting on the podcast. But here
is your item, Kelly. It is homemade rat clothing.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
From what store?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Not from a store? It's homemade. Yeah yeah, yes, so
so here's the thing. Though, it's quite a bright color.
The description says, my rats didn't like the color. Rats
are typically gough, so make sure you're rat like it's
pretty colors before inquiring. But there's so how much do
you think it's To be honest with you, it just
looks like a sock with two holes cut out of it.
If I'm being frank, it looks like it looks like

(38:09):
a purple sock with the foot cut off and then
two holes.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
And a lot of love put into it.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Okay, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
God, I say fifty cents, the.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Discussed fifty cents. That's all I'd pay fifty cents.

Speaker 15 (38:23):
If I love the right.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yes, sorry, one hundred and fifty dollars, that was so much.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Give a home made it made of glove.

Speaker 15 (38:33):
It doesn't haven't got it.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
You don't have to justify it.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
And you put a price on love will