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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast from Amsterdam. And that is all thanks to
Tim Dam.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And Tim Dam to Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, well, do I want to keep this pretty
quick because I've got some great audio to play you
guys right up next, let's set the scene. So the
middle of Amsterdam. You guys would all know from the postcards,
beautiful photos of these canals, houses that stack up next
to each other, multicolored beautiful shops, cafes, restaurants. It really
is one of the busy I think it's the second
most visited city in the world. It really is one
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of the busiest, most popular on trend places in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And that comes with not.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Just the food, sorry, not just the clothes and the
ceremony and all the knickknacks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's the food. And there's this this this TikTok thing
that goes on. Right now, I'm not on the toks.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I know Will and what are You're on TikTok, but
I don't really understand it. But basically, if something goes
viral on TikTok. Yeah, maybe I should she I'm gonna
turn a microphone on here. Maybe Digital producer kV you
can do a better job of explaining this. Why do
they why do they queue with these TikTok trends?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Why do they do that?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I think it's just all the hype, like they want
to be able to say, oh, yeah, I tried that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Is it as good as the hype is saying it is?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So they find they see it on TikTok yeah, and
then everyone just goes because I mean we were we
were in the middle of the city yesterday with you.
It's like proper like h ballard like bollards, I should say,
like you'd see at the airport for queue management.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So ques for hundreds of meters and people just willing
to literally stand these cues for over an hour to
potentially try so on for an ice cream. There was
a queue yesterday for a sandwich, I mean a kV.
When we landed in Dubai on the way over here.
The first thing you said when we were in Dubai
is like, oh my god, du buy chocolate? Yeah, because
you buy so apparently do you buy chocolate is a
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trend on TikTok. So you've got to go and get this,
did you queue? No, I'll get on the way back.
So you are, but you are good.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We've got a four hour layover and that's what you
can to spend your time doing.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh yeah, wow, that's wild.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
OK.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So with that in mind, we were just like, so,
obviously Tim Tam is the reason that I'm here, Like,
they flew me over here to Amsterdam to surprise you. Yeah,
but they didn't only fly over me. We also got
given like lots and lots of Tim TAM's yeah right.
So we just thought, well, as a bit of a
well for me personally, a bit of a money making
thing for you. I think it was more just like
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a you know, an experiment.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, you know, I've got a bit of a vendetta
against gen Z at the moment, mate, and nothing would
give me more pleasure than not having a TikTok trend
but making them think that we've made something which.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Was on TikTok, which was the plan for me.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We made a little sign that said Tim Tams has
seen on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
When you say sign, it was a postcard that Captain
poop An's executive producer bought for eight euros. That's that's
the most he's done over here in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
He walked into a little shop and got a pint
and a pin and with a chewel.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Upon it anyway, So we added the back of a
postcard and then just effectively a box of Tim TAM's.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Stage one of this was just walking up to an
already formed TikTok food trend queue that was smart and
just seeing if we could just common DearS some of
the people, just get them out of that line into
our queue.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Have you listen to this? Tim Tams has seen on
is TikTok one work? Why don't we make it the
scene like to bystanders, they're actually queuing up for our
Tim Tams, So why don't we set up or just
use their cue? And then he'd be like, oh, you're
obviously queuing up for the Tims. You want some Tim SAMs? Yeah? Wow,
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it's a chocolate biscuits, Solius. I'm Tim, this is Tim.
It's our biscuit were created. You're very welcome coming. They're
they're coming, They're coming, like crist oh cool, enjoy it.
Tell anyone we're not Tim tamp.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, David absolutely descended like seagulls. I just
think that, given we are killing it, maybe we just
start our own line.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Are you here for the Tim Tams?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I actually just.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Join the line. Here, we can give you a Tim Tam.
It's a chocolate biscuit. You just have to join the line. Okay,
you don't want one? Would Jim? It's okay? Okay, this
is the viral TikTok BISCUITA Hi, I'm Tim. This is Tim.
We created a biscuit.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
It's going viral on on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Would you like a Tim Tam, sir? It's going viral
on ttok.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
This guy is keen but refuses to queue.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Look at that. He's stubborn.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It is all out.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I think the move over here was brash and arrogance,
but we were killing it. No exactly, let's go back
to killing it. I must prefer to kill it. That's true.
I don't know what your problem is. Will like, this
couldn't have been going better when effectively we just put
our selves at the front of an already existing queue
which was huge and popular, and we were going so well.
I know, I just we were getting was amazing. It
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was just like champagne showers. Let's get to the bar, like,
let's wrap this thing up. Proud, I'm proud.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I genuinely wanted to form our own queue for our
own food.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
As soon as we walked away from that, things were
going horrifically. People were avoiding this like we were lepers.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But we were just holding a cardboard box filled yeah,
and with a postcard with a bit of pen written
on it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes. Yes. One guy thought we were selling drugs. Yes, yes,
And well you can understand how it happens in Amsterdam
like that. No one could belove like this has got
CBD in. It's like no, this is just a classic,
just a ristic bscuits.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We did have some success though, we went back, guys,
we managed to get our own food queue trending in
person and on TikTok for the tim Dams.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You guys want a tim Tam.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There was a queue happening over here for these amazing
chocolate biscuits from Tiktoks.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's good, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, So would you queue
for it? Yeah you would, But what you're.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Going to do is just stand here for ten seconds
and then you can have one sure.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And then if you queue after him. Two, would you
like to getting the cue as well?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Just jump in the queue behind these guys and then
we'll get you on one.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Three.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Unbelievable woods, that's the cue. What do you think I'm going?
How is it? Yeah? You think it will work?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It will work again? Look you should bring it out
here alright? Cool?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
One?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yea, yeah you do. Instagram, TikTok, will and muddy a
little bit later on.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There's not that we nowded, But I mean, I mean
food cue commanding trending queue on TikTok commanding people to
get into queue as audio that I will never forget.
It's just like forcing, like herding cows into a queue
for a small biscuit. Biscuit, you can't just stand over there.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Success though unbelievable, jeez, people have done these days. There's
a social media pace of someone who worked at Coals
posted online a roast chicken bachelor's handbag beautiful in the
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supermarket on top of a stack of toilet paper. So
they've moved the chicken. Here's the kicker, though they've also
eaten the chicken.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Aggressive. I don't condone it, but god, that's impressive. So
how do you discreetly eat a whole chicken? In this
customer has gone straight over grabbed themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, I've been one of the great greatest warm treats
that you can get in Australia and managed to eat
the whole thing whilst perusing the aisles of coals.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The found they found it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's like a murder mystery. They found a bag, they
found a bag of bones in Aisle four. The police
have had to rock up and tape off the area.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Can they be why cutlery or do you reckon? That's
just a hand to job. That's a hand job. Excuse me,
And that's just the hand job in the supermarket, because
let's be honest though, if it is, if it is
just a hand job, then like that is messy.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
That is incredibly messy, right, Like how could you possibly
how could you possibly discreetly.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Tear apart a whole chicken without someone like one of
the cold staff being like, sorry, can you stop eating
the chicken?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So I saw this story and I posted it, I said,
I said, reposted it. You loved it so much? You
reposted reshit retweet? No, so, I said in the group
chat in our team group chat. That is crazy, like
and I'm seeing to myself, no one, no one could
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have done better than that, or no one's done that
like I've eaten. I've eaten a piece of fruit in
a supmarket, only largely like that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
When I was a kid, Mom would give me one
just to shut me out. Well, they now have baskets
now where there's like free fruit for kids grab because
they knew kids were doing that anyway. Okay, great grabbed
a grape though, even as adults, like we've all grabbed
a grape.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Come up for yourself, mate, now, I I I just
didn't think a roast chicken was beatable. But I came
into the team meeting today and it turns out at
what producer, Joe, Yeah, and turn turn turn turn your
mic on, mate, what what what did you manage to
clock in a supermarket?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I've clocked so much stuff like the roast potatoes and
the carrots and the cat's feed. Chickens are goody And
since Willie's brought in the sushi bar, that just just
slaps every time.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Obviously we don't condone that, but that is totally wild.
So you're saying that the ready made meals, you'd eat
it while you're perusing the aisles of the supermarket. You
would knock that up.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, man, all the time.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
And also like I like, I think Cole's made like
allegedly made like a forty five billion dollar profit margin
last year.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
So like, I'm just going to.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Look, we love calls on this show anything about their profit,
but look at you Love. They're trying to turn yourself
into some sort of Robin Hood character. You think by
getting the thirty evening things out, that's outrageous. Where would
you put the packaging? Again, I don't condone the behavior.
Where would you put the packaging? Joe? It's yeah, it
gets a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You got to go into an aisle where it's quiet
to start with, and then you lean in look at
something and then just shove the packet in that.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Woh wow, that is what and cutlery Joe, or it
was just a hand job.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
For you as well, be in there with the grubs.
Yeah wow, okay there.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm impressed by this. I mean, I don't condone it,
but I'm impressed by it. I think that's that's a
safe place to play. Thirteen one or six five? What
have you managed to eat in the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
The only one that comes to mind for man. This
definitely wasn't man. They're very clear that this wasn't me.
But a friend of mine walked into a supermarket with
a particularly dry pie and there's nothing worse than a
dry part. And as this person was eating the pie
walking through the supermarket, they found themselves in the sauce stile. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Let's take your course. What have you guys managed to
eat in the supermarket. The clandestine nature of this woods
is what's impressive.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And you've seen it with a nut or a fruit
or something like that, I don't think. So you go
to the self served nuts and because you kind of
weigh it there, and then once you've got the bag,
because that's fair play, if a staff member sees you,
you hang. And not that I've done this, but if
a staff member sees you, you go, well, I've already
got the barcode of the weight of the nuts, so
it's actually okay that I'm nibbling a way.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It sounds like you've thought about this a bit too much.
The reason we're talking about it is because a cold
staffer posted a photo of just a just a bag
of bones from a cooked chicken in Aisle four, poison poised.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Above the toilet Babar.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
As I said before it it really has got all
the all marks of a great murder mystery.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He just leaves the bones behind.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, it's the supermarket, the bone collector, the supermarke and
chick killer.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Because you can understand like a wing missing, totally get it.
You rip a wing off and like off your go.
But to demolish the even eating an entire chicken and
leaving just bone at home, that can be hard. It's impressive,
and he's done it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He's done it in the supermarket without anyone seeing him.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's a man. You assumed it's a man. Oh that's true.
That is that has been a bad detective. Right now,
let's go to Joe. I'm not allowed to make assumptions.
I'm thirteen one oh six y five. We are asking people,
what's the most impressive thing that you have managed to
eat in the supermarket. Don't condone the behavior if there's
any stealing here, of course, but we might be impressed. Joe.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
What happened, guys, I was a victim to the supermarket
chicken thieves.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, so Dad's coming home from work.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, he gives us a he's going to bring dinner home.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Mum throws the rose veggies in the in the oven,
gets the rolls ready, gravy. This that comes home, and
he puts the bag of chicken, you know, right in
the center of the table, the centerpiece.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
We open it up. There's only a bag of bones
and two apples.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, they replaced it with mao, like a weighted bag. Well,
strike again.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
They'd empty the chicken, put it back on the warm
up inside it. No better, picked it up, thrown it in.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The trolley full respect. Hilarious, Your dad had one guy.
Do we think it's the same guy. You think he's
striking different supermarkets all around?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
If my caper was knocking off roast chooks in supermarkets.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm just picturing to rotate the supermarket picture like a
map of Australia, where he's just got little crosses through
all the supermarkets where he's hit the chicken. There's only
six left, and there's just a detective somewhere just following
in his every moment, a large as a pattern to right.
Let's go to Alfred be maybe, maybe let's go to
Alpha on thirty one, oh sixty five. Alfred, what did
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you manage to eat in the supermarket?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Grapes? Mate grapes?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, I mean that's look, it's a classic. I think
we all like, I think you're a liar.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
If if Alfred's some point, Alfred, I'm surprised we took Alfred.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's just that's just too Alfred's faces. Well, sorry, Alfred,
nice to you. We'll give you. I think he's hitting
some relatability there, no doubt we're taking the relatability column there,
and that I think everyone elevating anything, is he?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I mean, Joe, Joe, Joe called it. I'll get on
your Alfred still there. Joe called him before. And she's
eating a whole ready made meal.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
She ate roast veggies in lasagna in the supermarket with
her hands.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, and Alfred's called him with a grape. I mean,
coming Alfred, Linda, maybe maybe maybe what's happened here is
that we've got the expectation right down low and Linda,
you were going to bring us home with a bang.
What did you imagine if Linda?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Before we go to Linda, do you think there's any
chance that Linda could be the famous roast chicken thief.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Bone No, absolutely, no bone collector, absolutely not, because if
this person is famously pulling off these chicken heists all
around Australia, there's no way they'd be so brash and
so stupid you be call in a radio station. I
don't think. Well, I imagine maybe he's got the voice
distorter on boys. I'm about to hit a supermarket right now.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'm free Linda, Linda, Yeah, hello, are you the roast
chicken thief?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Are you the bone collector?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
I'm afraid not. No grapes in the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
O grapes, another quarterback grapes. You're kidding the final two calls.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I am kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
The producer pulling there, I should go, Linda, what did
you actually take in the server mugket?
Speaker 9 (16:05):
All right? It wasn't me, but many many months ago,
when I was backpacking in New Zealand, and you know,
backpack is famous for doing things on the cheap and
on the slide, and so I'd go into the supermarket
and you know, there was two lads that stayed in
the hostel, notorious for you know, helping themselves to buns
and whatever as they're walking around. I saw them one
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day and I couldn't believe my eyes. They were eating
a two liter tub of ice cream. They put it
back in the freezer and they walked out the supermarket.
I went and I picked it up and it was
it was almost empty. Some bugget might have picked it
up and not even realized it happened.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Wow, an idiot with their hands know they weren't.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
And you know what I reckon. They'd gone and pinched
the spoons from the aisle as well, telling me.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Dreamer will what is marked plat scheme? Dream That did
make it sound like we flew to Amsterdam just to
do a Dutch edition of the gum Tree game. But
that's not exactly the case. But given we are in Amsterdam, yes,
why not do the Dutch version of gum Tree. They
call it mucked Bluss over here, so it is exclusively
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Dutch items on Muckblass, whose prices you will be guessing.
If you guess correctly, then you get that monetary amount
we've got Jeff here, Jeff, are you a Crutch across
excuse me, Dutch items Jeff.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
On the cross marketplace or gum Tree?
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Yeah, not.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Clubs, baby, Yeah, that could clo set of clogs on
there plugs.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
That'd be a classic mucked blass.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Just to quickly mind of everyone who is playing wood,
because I think it is important to spell out euros
or Aussie dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yes, so, Jess, if it's totally up to you, you
can either guess in euros or I have done the
conversion for you and you can guess in Australian dollars.
I'm gonna be honest, Jeff. Given the conversion it ends
up being like a bit of a strange Aussie dollar.
So my suggestion would be the guess in euros. Really, yes,
(18:19):
Jesus tricky? Okay, okay, Well, no one's ever won this game.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If someone won the Hail Mary marked Blast Dutch edition.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
In euros, who knows? That would be something else? Who knows?
All right, Jeff, your item, this is a great item
that I found on Marc Blas is a bernatlander English
translation pony cart slander. Now, I yeahlanda Now I it
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looks to me like this isn't actually four ponies it is.
It looks to me like a kid's cart and you
kind of drag it along like you're a pony. What
do you mean? It's like it's like Okay, so I'm
trying to think about that. It's a pony card.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's like a like a wheelbarrow that you put things
in you drag, really a wheelbarrow.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's like a it looks like a kid, like you'd
see a kid on there and then drag them along.
That's what the photo looks like. It lookoks. It looks
in great wheels, four wheels or wheels got beautiful colors
on some colorful handle that you can drag hand, which
I see. I know you're talking about. It's like one
of those beach carts that. Yeah, it's like stuff in it.
You could put a pony on the front of it.
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Maybe that's why they call it a pony card. But
how much money do you reckon that's going for on
market glass here in Amsterdam?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
I think about.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Sixty euros.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's not a bad guess. I'm agreeing with Jeff there.
It might be a little bit less, I reckon, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
It's incorrect, Jeff, I'm sorry, own for one hundred and
fifty euros. Actually one hundred and fifty euros. Yeah, mate,
everything's expensive over here. Do you know what the conversion
rate there is? Jeff?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Probably about mate, that's close to three hundred Australian dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Two hundred and sixty five dollars and twenty three cents.
It's a great Atlander. It's a great shed Lander. It's
the best Shedlander I've ever seen. All right, next time
we've got We've got anna here playing the Dutch version
of Gumtry Game. It's mac blass. Anna. Would you like
to hear your item?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay. It's a Mee the Wilder, which is effectively a
black head remover. Yeah, black heads is a big problem
here in Amsterdam, you say it everywhere. Really, this looks,
this looks this looks pretty new. To be honest with you.
I think the box has been opened, so it has
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been used.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's obviously removed some black heads as an Ellstricison manual.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It looks like it's battery powered, so yeah, electric.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Okay, So I'll say forty euros.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Forty forty euros for a used black head remover? Is
what your guess is there? I think you think you
think wrong. And it's two dollars fifty two euro fifty,
which converts to four dollars forty in Australian dollars. Sorry,
and let's go to Jaden here for the final item
(21:33):
on the Dutch Muck Plus. Jaden, are you ready for
your item? Jaden? Hello, Jaden Hello, That's all there is.
I did not expect that twos. You almost lost your
chance to play muck Plus any time. This will happen
on this show, so mate, keep your wits about you.
(21:55):
Here we go. Your item is bar those laptops ten
stocks rough translation, a lot of ten laptops.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Lots of ten laptops.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It just has a lot of ten laptops, which I
think is a bit of a it's a weird English translation.
But all you need to know made is ten laptops.
Yeerful used, used, used laptops. And then all the screens
are off, so I can't really even comment on whether
these bad boys work. But there is ten of them.
There is ten of them.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, I'll go euros.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yep, nice, I'll do.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Two thousand euros.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Two thousand euros, two thousand euros the ten laptops.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And it's unconfirmed. The euro thing was. I just don't
think they've got it. So two thousand euros. Mate, you're
you're effectively guessing like over four thousand Australian dollars.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Yeah, it's the ten laptops.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, okay, well lock it in incorrect unfortunately four hundred and
fifty euros for sorry mate. So hey Jaden, Yeah, you
won't go home empty headed that you can have a
Tim Tam prize. Pad Ah. That's generous, Woods, that's very generous.
You're very well. No one, thank you. No one wins
(23:21):
again in the country game.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Even the international edition seems elusive.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
We got to the logo Who's the faulty Lorate?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
The sixty fifth TV week logos are here be watching
this Sunday seven pm on seven to see who wins?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Like you didn't call me a so going to the
logis Wilbur and hopefully pulling off a bit of a
prank on the other media outlets who are on the
red carpet. We've just had this idea to take one
of you guys who is a doppel ganger of an
Australian celebrity to the logis and then try and convince
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every one of the logis that you are, in fact
the Australian celebrity who you look like. Now will very
hard think to pull off.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Absolutely, I would say you got a whole gallery of
Australian media who have probably been to thirty plus logis
who are trained to know who these people are. Yes,
but thankfully there for identifying these peop talking to these people, knowing.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
About their lives. We're going to try and hoodwink all
of them. Yes, and thankfully, given it is so difficult,
we have got a woman called Roe who looks exactly
like Kate Sobrano. Now does Kate Sbrano go to the
(24:43):
logis often? I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
We found out from Sonya Krugey yesterday that she's performed
there a bit.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Before, Yes, fifteen years ago, you know, has she been since?
Is she doing match staff on TV? I'm not sure,
but I do think Kate Sobrano is also the perfect
kind of celebrity where it's like, we all know who
Kate Sabrano. It's obviously, I mean, Pash, what did tune
just heard?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
It?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Unbelievable. But if a woman with dark hair walked up
to me and said, hey, I'm Kate Sobrano, I truly
I think I would believe that, And I think we
can pull the wool over a number of people's eyes,
especially when you know we know that there's a woman
called Roe who looks like Kate Sabrano, but we also
had her on the show yesterday singing and my god,
does she sound like that?
Speaker 11 (25:24):
I don't want anybody else when I been surprised you like,
touch my up? Oh, I don't anybody else? Oh no,
oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No oh wow, unbelievable. So you know, if they pull
her up on stage and go like, oh impromptuy performance
from Sobrano, she also pulls that off, no doubt about it.
We've got Row on the phone right now. Row, how
are you feeling about the logis on Sunday?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
This is cage?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh are you God? God? Good God? Good test and
you're past it? Really good? Okay, Well, I'm just going
to call you Kate now because yes, let's let's let's
method this. You know, from this point on you are
Kate Sabrano, And I mean, have you got a frock
prepared for this Sunday?
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Kate, I'm going to go shopping with my sister tomorrow
to get the frock?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay? Perfect? Perfect? Are you and are you learning about
Kate Sabrano because obviously you know you'll be potentially meeting
people you know, you might bump into Hamish book, Andy
Lee Son, your Kruger, Sampang, Scotti Cam. You're going to
be bumping into these people. They might be asking personal
questions too, like when's your birthday, Kate?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, my birthday the seventeenth of November nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Is that actually Kate Serbrano's birthday?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
That's my birthday? Kate's burthy?
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Okay, wow Row, well done, ordinary, well done you.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
And what's your favorite album Kate that you've created?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Oh, one of my favorite albums. Oh, there's been so many, maybe.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Pesh, maybe Passion a song obviously it's your favorite. It's
a little work to do on the discography. There are
row with Kate Sobrano. But look, so you're confident Kate
slash Row. Are you confident that you're going to be
able to put together a frock and I mean, I'm
not sure whether you tweak your makeup or anything to
(27:31):
look especially like Sobrano for this.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Try And I think maybe Sunny's and might help as well.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, maybe a veil if veils are in at all
with fashion? So far?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Well, mate, I do know, I mean you loved the
Sunnies that Andy Lee Water of the logis last year.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Absolutely yes, that was a Mike fashionable look. So I
think Sonny's on a red campany does absolutely work. If
we can wear them, then then I don't see why
Row can't or Kate Sobrano, for that matter, pack Sonny's
pack a big hat. I might bring a veil going
to the bass, but but your final your fin a
(28:10):
veil I think might be a bit much. I think
Sonny is in the hat. I think it's good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
But if Kate Sobrano walks up with a bag on
her head, I'm just not sure that that's necessarily what.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Is fashion though at the end of the day, and
then I reckon we're a better chance of getting in
the newspapers the next day. It's like Kate Sobrano rocked
up with a bag on her head. Another little test
for you Roe slash Kate Sobrano is that we're going
to go to a song here, but up next there
is an entertainment reporter called Andrew Bucklow from news dot
(28:41):
Com who has been told that he has an interview
with Kate Sobranos. Okay, okay, so look, we're going to
go to a song and then up next US and
Australia are going to be able to listen in As
news dot COM's Andrew Bucklow does an interview with you,
(29:01):
you have to be Kate Sobrano for the entire thing. Row. Okay, okay, Ro,
I'm trying to think how this should work. Obviously, Buy
can't hear this yet.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yes, So we we'll bring him up Row and you
just start talking, and I think, yeah, maybe if you
just say hello, Bucky, you're there, and then we'll just, yeah,
just call him Bucky.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I reckon, because that's right in the media in Actually,
do you know what'd be classic Kate Sabrano call him
Tucky or something. You know, you do a million of
these interviews every day. You've got the name slightly wrong.
I reckon that works to Bucky, but sure, no doubt offensive,
but I think it's working for our purposes.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, all right, So he's just one of many interviews.
She's doing a junket. Kate's doing a junket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okayro.
Whenever you're ready, you just say Hello Tucky, Tucky and
we'll see the where it goes.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Hello Tucky, Is that Kate?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Is this is case?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Yes, it's Bucky, not Tucky. But yeah, that's all right.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
I'm so sorry. I've had so many interviews ont jazz.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
No, that's all right. Listen. You know I'm a big
fan of yours. You remember the last time we met,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Of course? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:12):
How could I forget?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Good, me too, one of my favorite days. Listen, I'll
be quick here. I know you're a busy person. I
just wanted to ask you first, what's your favorite song
to perform? Okay, you've got so many bangers?
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Oh, look, so many. If I had to pick one
straight away, probably an old you like.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Pashash Yeah, and you know I love that song so much.
Any chance I could get you to just spin a
few bars of that for me?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Oh God, don't really putting you on the spot, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Well?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
You're a performer, you got this cake. I believe in you.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Come on, this has been a lot of me. I'd
love that pash pass me, pass me. I have to
remember the words. I hadn't sung that so for so long.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
That's fair enough. You've just announced you're releasing a new
album doing covers of Australian music. Why is ozz music
so important to you.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Oh look it's the best Australian music is just amazing
and we've got a great you know, lineup of Australian
talent view in Australia. It's going to be released on
August fifteenth, Australian Made Live part of our forty year
on the Road to US. So excited, so excited.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Who's your favorite of your singer, Kate.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Oh it'd have to be Johnny Farmon.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Johnny John. Well, yeah, I've read your book. I know
that classic story about you and Johnny. Can you just
remind me.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
How we met? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh maybe my
publishers needs to approve that story.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Sorry, yeah, the public is going to jump in right now. Actually, sorry,
the publicist is jumping in. Sorry, Bucky, it's actually Will
And what are you hear? Right now? Great interview. You
weren't actually interviewing Kate, Sobrano. That was actually a woman
called Roe. Okay, random, but yeah, random? I think you
ran a great interview. Bro. Can I just say no,
no extraordinary job from right? I think the only rule
(32:11):
that I'm going to have for you, ro is if
someone asks you to sing, I think politefully decline.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I agree one hundred percent. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Just just just use something, just a sore throat or something.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Today. I don't remember I told.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
You I can't yep, yep. So I'm going to say
that's your only rule outside of that. I mean, but
that didn't your bucky.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
It's tucky for you guys.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Tell me I would love to go escape the.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Every day for.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Bro drive, Sunset Boulevard, the Hollywood Stars, you know that
Walk of Fame. That's a lead as well. It's just
couldn't be a better place to be, Wilbur. And as
you said, all you have to do is listen to us.
You're listening out for holiday hits. When you hear it,
you call. I'm thirteen one O sixty five. And then
every day we call one of you and let you
know that you are going to la. Oh, we've got
(33:19):
a new number.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Will We've got a brand new number that we're going
to be calling right now just to see if they
want to jump on that flight.
Speaker 11 (33:28):
Jamie, Hello, Jamie speaking.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Hello is Jamie Jamie speaking. Hey, how are you? Hey?
Speaker 10 (33:39):
I'm good?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Thank you? How are you?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yep? Very well? Have you got any idea.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
Who this is I reckon?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
This is Gordy.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
He gets mistaken. He gets mistaken for Gordy all the
time the day and answer Gordy all the time. It's
always like, oh Will or Gordy. When you see them
in the hallways.
Speaker 9 (34:02):
You're like, real, yeah, am like going to La.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You're going to La, Jamie, You're going to La Ploody.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I've heard there's a particular celebrity outside of Gordy and
or Will. There's a particular celebrity that you really want
to bump into in l A.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
Yes to ride Butler.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh wow, we've heard it on good authority. He lives
in Malibu. So you're going to have to go and
sworn around if you want to see Jared Butler. Yes,
that's exciting, Jamie. Who are you taking? Gordy?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
I'm taking Bianca?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh nice? Oh god? How good is that? She like
Jared Butler as well? Are you excited Bianca a little bit?
Have you been over there before, either of you?
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I have been here.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, the passports ready to go because I've had.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
A few people.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Just know.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
My passport's always ready.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh that's look at you, Jamie, ready to go, Ready
to go.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
We'll have the best time. I have the best time.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Both of you. Don't worries at all. Make sure you
thank Gordy as well. I'm sure I'll be expecting the
call call tomorrow. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Give him a buzz give and you've in spied in
your radio game Gordy or will be doing it tomorrow.
It's shearing double right out next here on will do.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I hope you guys having a great drive home from
celeb spotting to shopping. There's many ways to play in
LA and beyond in California.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
A trip at A to LA on willing.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
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Speaker 10 (35:57):
For details here to Frontie Touring dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
He's got a song called old Phone, so we are
doing old phone messages. It's pretty easy for you, guys.
We just read out an old message that's between you
and I Will, and it's your job to tell us
did I write the message or did Will write the message?
If you get it right, you get a double pass
to go and see it's you. That's right, mate.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
And that look just to pull the curtain out a
bit here Woods you and I went through our text
messages to each other, and the producers decided, in classic
nanny state producer fashion, that these text messages needed to
be vetted by them and then sent back to us.
And this basically just ran like the Russian media, so
(36:42):
nothing got through. Everything was highly adulterated, highly indoctrinated.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
To be fair, I saw a few of the texts
that you were suggesting, and I, for one, am grateful
that they have been rejected because it could have been
rather damaging.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Well, I just think there's been no color, So there's
been no color in this bit.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
There's been no fun. So I'm just shooting straight past
them here. Well, hang on, and I'm just going to
read out a message. Okay, would you from either of us?
I want to make that very clear. Who's playing today?
Who's playing?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
We've got Katie who's playing for the double Katie?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
I can?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Okay, Katie.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
So got to guess which one of us sent this
text message. If you get it wrong, Cassandra gets the
double to edge shearing. If you get it right, you're
taking your sister to ed sheering.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Okay, are you ready to go? Right?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Here's the It's actually three text messages in a row
quick fire.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You you commonly do that, I don't want to give
I do commonly do that.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
All right, here we go, Katie, this is the message.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
First one.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Just tried to call big boy exclamation mark, call me back.
We could even grab brecky Tomorrow morning question mark. I'm
easy like Sunday morning, new message. That's now confusing. I
don't actually mean Sunday morning, I mean tomorrow morning, new message.
I think I'm going to head to bed now, sugar tits.
I'm cooked. Let's chat physically and see each other tomorrow morning.
(38:09):
By the way, that's not Sunday morning. There you goes, Okay,
so look inside someone's mind there.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Katie, who do you think wrote those messages? Was that Will?
Or is that is that me?
Speaker 6 (38:23):
I'm really not sure that I'm going to go with whaties.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
It could only be one person, Katie. That is what
you got to it, Sharon. What do you mean you
really know? Great? Have you ever seen it Sharon before? Katie?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
No, I've never seen him live.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
I can't wait to go.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Wow, and sorry, who are you taking with you?
Speaker 6 (38:41):
I'm going to take my sister because every time she
reads that we could takes me, so that's only fair.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh, that's great.