September 5, 2025 • 42 mins
- Are Father's Day gifts too prescriptive
- Can You Hear It?
- The open line - let's hear from you
- The rat cremation is complete, now let's try on our commemorative jewelery
- Hooking up with a friends ex - Zoe is fine with it.
- Which days did Trump play golf?
- The Weekly Wrap
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Father's Day on Sunday. Fay is on Sunday, very very excited.
It's about our very special day being a dad.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I mean in finally a day for us, you know,
slaving away there be the best dads we can.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I was gonna say every day's Father's Day, but yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
not the father.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's going to be all about me on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I love this. This is this is what I want
to talk to you about because technically it is about us, right, it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Was Father's Day. It's Father's Day, right.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
You can't you can't. You can't mince that definition. It's
like it's called Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It is about me.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
And also I've kind of I've cut dad, do you
know what i mean, like because I'm a father now
and I've explained this to.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
My dad where I'm like, I'm one of you now,
I don't have to worship you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There was a message, there was a message that went
out in my family. What'sapp thread with my siblings?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
My sister was like, guys, what are we doing for
Father's Dawn on Sunday? And I was like, unsubscribed, guys,
take it offline. Yeah, you're talking to a dad right here.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'm one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now he's got his own day happening.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, it's my day.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm not trailing girls down. Remember, go and have a
piece of cake at three o'clock in the afternoon and
give give dad a voucher.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I've said that to Dad as well. How did your
day receive that?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh? He doesn't care either way. Anyway, That's what I realized.
Like Mother's Day, Mum would have hated that, but Dad's
like whatever, Well, yeah, but I currently I do care
because I know fresh as a novelty Max and Remy you know,
three or nearly three, and yeah, exactly, it feels it
feels special that this day has arrived. But I kind
(01:35):
of you said something to me the other day if
I want to bring up because if it was truly
Father's Day, right, let your birthday, you'd think that you
make all the choices.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, sure, right, like your day?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What do you want to do? Yeah, okay, And I
think that should apply to presents. Yeah, the presence feel
very prescriptive. So so I got home the other day
and Max had been at daycare all day, and Sam said,
Max has got you something for Father's Day because I
actually haven't made a request yet because you know, in
the back of my mind, I was like, I love
(02:09):
some new DJ headphones. Put them on a new bike light.
There was a few things that was at the top
of my mind, which I sort of, you know, brainstormed
a bit. Got I came off a cliff that didn't it.
DJ headphones was pretty cool bike line. I'm looking at
this cool bike light anyway. But anyway, there was a
few things that I just had stacked. It was a
couple of records I was eying off, like Father's Day.
My birthday's ages away, so Father's Day it feels like
a double dip. You know, that's how it should feel.
(02:31):
You know, your day, you get to choose. Anyway. She
was like, no, no, she's made or something. Anyway, she made
me I love my daughter, and that actually did bring
it to you to my eye. She painted a card
for me and then she she made a paper key ring,
which was lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So what's better that or your little bike light? Mate?
We'll probably don't answer that question.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Mate, but it just felt very prescriptive. And then so
then I was like, so on Sunday, I had a
couple of ideas. So I said to said, what are
you getting with me? So for Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, I don't think she need to get you something
because she gives her own dad something.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I get her something on Mother's Day so that it
works in this house anyway. So I said, what are
you getting me for Father's Day? Because I'm daddy in
this house. Yeah, and she said, she said, oh, We've
got you something. I was like, well, again, very prescriptive.
I have not said at any stage, and I want
to know. I asked other dads to call it is
(03:23):
just the way it's going to be. Like do you
just get what you're given on Father's Day? It's on
your birthday? People often say what do you want for
your birthday? Where's Father's Day? I feel like I'm just
copping it because I know you had a similar thing.
You had something that you wanted and then you got
told that Remy and min were getting you something.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So the only male I've received is that yeah so
my wife and so my wife said that Remy definitely
picked it because at the end of the dad she
needs to choose because it's you know, I'm her dad
needs to be a gift from her, so apparently something
was chosen, but then within twenty four hours she claimed
it as her own. So I think I might be
giftless all of a sudden. Whatever she got, she loves
(04:02):
so much that she's like, no, Remy took it for herself.
Remy was like, I I now want the thing that
I got there right, Like, I'm not sure what someday
looks like for me.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, well let's go to Dan. Dan your dad on
Father's Day? Do you just have to get what you're given?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Man, we're going to saying in our house you get
what you get and you don't get upset. So I mean,
what do you actually battle? So many years? Have our
kids now? My eldest is ten. She was our eleventh pregnancy. Yes,
thank you so for it for me. I mean just
to have the kids is amazing. And maybe if they
want to give me something, matter of the dirt, I
don't care because it's the look on their eyes and
(04:37):
MA give me the present.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You make it will feel pretty guilty with that comment, Dane.
I absolutely love that d right attitude.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Dane, it really is. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But you want to bike light, Let's.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Go to Allen if I can keep things moving. I
did actually just just for like Max did actually make
me cry with how excited she was to give it
to me, like she was hunt.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sure, I believe you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Alan? On Saturday when at six five, Alan, Alan, So
you've got three kids Father's Day? Do you just have
to get what you're given? Yes, get what you're given.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
What did you get? What did you get last year? Alan?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
You know the usual pair of socks?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh sucks, that's it. I just assumed you were going
to go on there, Alan, but that was it. It
was just sucks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean I get it's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely, but
there's the thoughts, there is the thought there to be honest.
Mom just used to give me five dollars and I
just go to the Father's Day store. Oh it's largely speaking,
was just secreateurs and gardening gloves. I just get chocolate pretzels.
John's called and exactly, you just have John, you get
the cheaper.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Load.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Taking the piss, mate, These kids they're taking the piss
if they actually respected us, John, John, do you just
have to do you just have to get what you're
giving on Father's Day?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (05:57):
I have to accept what I'm giving.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, So what did you get last deer? John?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh I forgot, So it's that bad you can't even
remember what you got the Father's Day blood, I'm.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
Going to have heard the soft drink.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Beer darsy, no duy, no.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Beer or soft drink based only on the sound of
the can opening.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So it's going to be one hundred bucks of can.
This is the new rules that the bosses.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Have allowed this because I was not across this. So
this is a happy surprise. So one hundred bucks a
can and then it can five.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You can either choose to just go for another hundred
or that's when we'll go into.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Double, the double or nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So Annie is playing first start Annie, you're ready to go.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Hey guys, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right, here's can one for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
That is a beer.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Bang, Annie bang, let's roll straight into can too.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Here Annie for two hundred bucks. Here we go.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
That is another beer.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh sorry Annie, Oh sorry Annie, that was a soft drink.
But you go home with a hundred bucks. Congratulations, that's beautiful.
Thank you go not bad, You're very bad.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
And oh so she walks away with a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A hundred bucks. Mate, the money is good. So she
just called the money.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Is good, right, Okay, So there's no choice. So I
thought it would be like, you know, when she chooses
to go out, she keeps the money. But you're saying,
if she keeps going and she doesn't get the next one,
she still goes away with one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
She want only at can five, does it become double
or nothing?
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I understand that. But you know, like at can five, right,
they could say I'll take my five hundred bucks or
my four hundred bucks, yes, right, yeah, yes, but she
loses everything if she goes for Can five. Yes. So
if you're in Can one and you win one hundred
dollars and you go for two hundred dollars, you don't
lose everything if you go for Oh wow, I think
we need to think that through. Anyway, Let's go to Louise.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Don't don't pick up loopholes in the game. Let's win
the people some cans.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You're on the.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Side of the people. I am winning, Louise. Here we
go a hundred bucks of can and a Can five.
We go double on nothing. All right, here's Can one.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
That's a beer.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Nise a great sound on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That a very beery sounding soft drink that first one.
Can I just say that that knocked out Amy or
any Yes? Just worth saying the ombudsman on the phone again,
do I.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I hope No?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I hope not, I hope not out for the rest
of the show. He's a busy man. It brings down
the vibe of the game of hoping on hold of
the Louise Can two for two hundred.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Dollars Another beer, Louise, Louise, good jez, Louise, Louise, you're
ready for can three for.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
Three oh soft drink, Louise.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I recommended to get to know you a bit more. Louise.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You've got three hundred dollars in your pocket. What do
you do with yourself?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Louise, I'm a school teacher.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Stay all day on Faber's Day, stalls and breakfast, and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The dad's deserve it. Louise.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We work hard, we work hard, we deserve the day.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Louise. Let's go for can for this for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Another Beerase, Wow, Louise is running out, Louise is running hot.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
This is where stuff gets interesting for you, Louise. So
here are the terms. This next can. Yes, you can
choose to go double or nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So the way that's going to work is the next
can is worth one thousand dollars if you get it right.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
But if you get it wrong, you go home with nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, So you want to do the double because you
can also just play for five hundred dollars if you want, Louise,
you can go for five hundred dollars or you can
go for the double or nothing approach.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Really, I thought it was your had to do double
or nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, No, get to choose.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Okay, I'm going to double or nothing, Louise.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, one thousand dollars, one thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Here it comes a second. It's got four hundred dollars double,
and I think she gets eight hundred. And I hate
to be. I mean, we've gone through the logistics. You
I don't know where you've been today. This is why
you don't wout me. And we all learned our lesson.
It was him. It was him. Wasn't it room with you?
You were in the room with me?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I was there?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Was I in the room?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Dad? You're listening for anyway, Louise, this is for a
thousand dollars. Here we go. You really you've ruined the
suspense and everything.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think a lot of people thinking that double four hundred,
not one thousand.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We've gone through the thing. Anyway, Louise, here we go.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
That's a beer.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ways, No, it was a soft Druelaisise way, you were
so good, Louise.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Go home with nothing, Louise, two.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hundred dollars Hygienk's hotel fund that past.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's for you, Louise, that's for lighting up our front, right,
No worries it.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
All right now though it's the open line. We had
a moment a couple of fridays ago where we just thought,
we just do not speak enough to you guys. And
often you're on here and the producers have produced you
with an inch of your life.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You're straight into your story. Here's your punchline. Can you
change this for us? Make the boys laugh, you know it,
give us, give us one hundred and ten percent energy,
all that stuff that they say to you. We just
want to know how you go. We just want to
get to know you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Want you to have the ability to get straight onto us.
And that's exactly what's happened with Sarah.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Hello, Sarah, Okay, how you doing what you call the
one thing you told me not to do? A?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It is fair. It was a trap. I set you
a trap. What do you have to tell us, Sarah?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Oh, look, I'm just ready for the weekend. Really behind
the cheesecake shop.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
Weekend?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
No, no, it's not. I'm parked behind the cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Shopky, Is that just?
Speaker 12 (13:02):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Is that a Friday ritual for you weekends? Coming in
cheesecake shop?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
I know it's you know what I drove past and
it's one of those days I think I need the cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
What type of cheesecake? What type of cheesecake you're going
to get? Sarah?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I like the chocolate one. You know, it's got the stuff,
the layer of chocolate on top.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's good stuff. Sarah. Yeah, that's for the weekend, Sarah.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
I'm probably driving my eighteen year old around, So I
just dropped off at Pilate's and cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
On you guys in share your cheesecake with your daughter.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I reckon about Sarah. Enough questions James on Tourday one
of six. Fuck James thanks for killing through in the
open line. Good start start, stop start. It's a hot bit, James,
as long as you last. Too many questions, James, Yeah, hello,
all right, welcome to will and Woody. What do you
want to say? Oh boys, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What do you want to say? James? Don't ask us
how we are?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
We would?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I want to just say I am about to go
to the club and have an amazing night. I wish
you guys were hearing me. It's lighty.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That would be tidy. That would be tidy. You go
to the club now, James. It's full thirty on a Friday.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Mate, Yeah, get a drinks into me early.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, responsibly of course, and James might already have a
couple of him. Daniel here, James, to get that vibe,
let's go to Daniel here you Hey, Daniel, So what
who's your hair dresser?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Who's my hairdresser? Elliott Steele?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Why?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (14:43):
Look, I'm trying to get one myself, and I'm really
really really interested in trying new places.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So oh mate, well Elliot Steele, it did me today
get around him?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Isn't I didn't. I didn't organize this great No, no, No,
you're just.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
To confirm you you've called because you're like, do you like?
What is hair?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
What's the deal? I have hair? Yes?
Speaker 14 (15:09):
I called because I wanted to make a job and
you're not having hair.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Actually, Will Will Will Will has hair.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Now I used to have. I used to be bulled, Daniel.
I used to I used to shave my head. This
would have been a great burn about four months ago.
Four months stuff, Dane. And if you got the name,
if you got the name, that's been huge for you, Daniel.
But that's okay, matey. Did he enjoy your weekend? Daniel?
Are you a dad? Are you a dad?
Speaker 9 (15:35):
Daniel?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No?
Speaker 14 (15:36):
Unfortunately not, but I am going on I am going
on a date tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So oh good luck, mat How did that relate to dad?
How did that relate to being a dad?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Might lead to fatherhood?
Speaker 14 (15:47):
Might lead to it, buddy, might lead to it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
My conceive a child with the with the with the
woman that he's saying, it's really exciting. I'll I'll be
written for you. Daniel's such a had some stranger on today.
I mean we have had some stranger the producers.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Imagine what the producers do with to day.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I just I just can't stand it. I love it.
This is rual, this is rule, it's insulted, it's all
getting absolutely assaulted.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Trish, you assaulted your raw? What up side of the boys?
Speaker 12 (16:21):
But the chalks there.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'll go the whole Foy fan nice outstanding.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Pros. Trisha. Are you going to You're going to the game? Trish?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, it might all be oh.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Alright, okay. And what are you doing this weekend? Trees?
You got Father's die on?
Speaker 9 (16:43):
No, my dad said, sorry, sorry, Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Honestly, I love it. If you've got a partner, Trisha,
are you celebrating Father's Day with your Father's Day with
your partner? No?
Speaker 15 (17:07):
Good, No more questions for Tricia. Question it's a great
bit go to chalks this weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I'm excited because I just think this is I think
it's going to be one of the most beautiful moments
that I've ever been a part of on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
My My My Dead Rat in ash form is about
to enter this studio.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Wow, And I just think it's going to be a
really beautiful passing into the afterlife for little Rat.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
If you are just hearing this for the first.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Time and you're you're pretty rattled about us talking about
it behind the.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
About four days ago, we found a rat in my house.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
No, right, right, I got to blow the top. How
do we get it out?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, rat, you're being too brave about this.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Maybe step back.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Forty eight hours later, I found that rat dead in
the TV unit.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Devastating, very emotional for the entire family. I did just
triple bag him initially and truck him in the bin
at the front. And then we was just hit with
immense guilt. Had sleepless nights, so decided to bring rat in.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Actually, good, good of you, and everyone's about that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, I caught the train into work with Rat.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Just next if someone had found that.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
What's illegal about having a dead rat?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Next they carried disease.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
He was triple bagged. He was triple bagged. Sorry, yeah, yeah,
she tripled Bagay.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Anyway, so we had a funeral on air with someone.
I brought Rat into the studio.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I just thought it'd be nice for me to say
a few words, and I was kind of I was.
I was moved by the fact that even other people
called the radio show to say a few words at
Rat's funeral.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Got to Shane here.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yes, today obviously throughout. It's an honorable way to go
out being locked on the TV. And he could have
died down the sewers. It's the nice way to go
warm in your house before it's actually go to ruined
my day.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Honestly, I hope you're okay, Shane, if you are still
listening to my friend. So then after that it was like, okay,
so I've had a beautiful funeral, what do I actually
do with I mean, the end of the day, a
triple bagged dead rat that was just literally sitting in
the radio studio. And thankfully Charles from Celestial Cremations got
(19:55):
in touch with us, Thank you, and and he agreed.
He was very happy to treat the rat with great
care and to cremate the rat.
Speaker 16 (20:05):
I reckon, if we're going all out, we'll give you
one of the packages. We'll get them some engraving, some jewelry, good.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Jewelry with what pieces of him in there, like bits
of his action.
Speaker 16 (20:15):
That's right, Yeah, we have some jewelry that can also
house ye ash.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Do you do poor prints? Can I?
Speaker 16 (20:22):
That's right, that's right, we do poor prints. We do
ink poor print, clay prints.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Full service well four hundred and ninety bucks. I think
the best money our business has ever spent. The news
is the news, well, I've tried to put it through.
Can you approve that anyway? The news is that Charles
from Celestial Cremations is going to be in this studio
right up next. I've got with these a couple of
(20:49):
minutes off and we're going to finally we're going to
see Rat in ash form. He's going to present us
with the poor prints, the jewelry. It's just going to
be beautiful. It's going to be just double checking check.
I feel like I have to tell you this every
single radio show now that you're not forced to be here.
If you do want to leave, check, you're not a
prisoner checking. If you can say, that'd be great. So again,
(21:11):
if you've just joined us, a rat was It was
just such a loving member of the family.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
For a couple of days at my home.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
He died in my TV unit after forty eight hours together.
I didn't know what to do with him. We had
a funeral for him, and then we've had that rat cremated.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
His ashes are here. Let's get Charles in here. Charles,
get in here, Charles.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh hi, Charles, how are you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Thanks for coming in. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, nice to meet I will just run us through
the process what you've done over the last twenty four hours, Charles.
Speaker 17 (21:44):
So, we collected the female rat yesterday, took it back
to our facility, how to cremate it, her ashes processed,
transferred into some keepsake items for you, and yeah, now
we're back.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's very exciting.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So what I can see in front of me, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
This is this is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I mean, I'm feeling better about everything. Obviously, the guilt
was really getting to me.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That it's a huge guild thing for you. The rat
doesn't know, by the way, it's dead.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, maybe it does, because I think the soul of
the rat. I don't know if you believe in the
soul of the rat.
Speaker 17 (22:13):
Charles keeps living on, right.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Keeps living on.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
So So my little girl, she's she's in that felt
bag there.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Wow, So she's an ash tray.
Speaker 17 (22:28):
It's a candle. It's supposed to be you can.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Put your rashes in the in the ashes.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So how would I get her around?
Speaker 17 (22:35):
If if you flipped it around, you can you'll see
there's a little bag of ash in.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
There she is.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
So that's that's beautiful. Though it's like a mirror.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It does look a lot like an ash tray, like
a like it's mirrors all around it and.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Then the ashes just in the middle of there.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
That's beautiful, right, So what else have we got in
the felt bag we wanted?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
We want to top of the this because this is beautiful?
Will I mean? This is this is the passing of life?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Should say celestials dot com dot her you if you
would like to memorialize your pet or your them.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's fair.
Speaker 17 (23:07):
Clipping the look at that, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's hard.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So that's it's just a clipping of her. Oh wow,
you're mocking her. I'm not mocking her.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
There she is. There she is. Where was that clip from?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
From her back?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I believe from her back. I loved it. I loved
her back. I gave her so many little rubs on
her back. Actually he never.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Touched it until she was you threw her in your bin.
It was the only time you touched her.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
At the point. My cat touched her though, so my
cat would have had her by the back. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
So great that so for people's pets that you can
you can give them a little bit of the foot,
which is love.
Speaker 17 (23:49):
That's right, Yeah, I just yeah, something to remember them
by pretty much.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. Perfect, And then.
Speaker 16 (23:57):
Poor Prince, I can't.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
It's a beautiful framed picture and you've got some rat
paw brings there.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, that's going straight to the poor room for me.
That's a that's a hard picture. My wife. When I
get home, where are we putting the Yeah, the rat
paws a nice piece for the home. Absolutely, I reckon
that that might be.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
That might be the garage for the rat pause, but
I'll pitch it half the living room.
Speaker 17 (24:26):
Yeah, we got her something else as well, so you
could probably give that to her. Sh'd like that more
than the pop prints at home we go.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So this, I mean, I'm so glad we've got the
full package. By the way, Yeah, celestials dot com dot
you this this truly is the best way to honor
a loving pet. Will as we're doing.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And right now I am opening this is jewelry will
gold and silver jewelry with the ashes inside.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So you can carry your pet with you. I'm going
to track that on straight away. Have a look at
that so I can have that around my neck.
Speaker 17 (24:58):
Charles, and keep her with you wherever you go.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I will never take this off, Charles, I will never
take this off.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You're actually going to go with that around your neck? Yeah,
you're gonna have a dead rat around your neck.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (25:11):
It looks great, looks beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I feel like she's with me. I feel like I
feel like she's with me. I feel like it's the first.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Night when I found her in the room, when I
was trying to chase her out of the house.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's gorgeous. It's beautiful, thanks Charles.
Speaker 16 (25:26):
Perfect.
Speaker 17 (25:27):
And then just as well, a little certificate of cremation.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Beautiful, great, Charles, so good, this is been awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Stificate of cremation. This certificate confirms that the individual the
rat has been.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's unbelievable, perfect, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The jewelry, the clipping, the ash itself.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I mean, look, probably a question for mine is do
we scatter the ashes somewhere?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Not sure we have the weekend think about it. Ye,
but that might be a nice moment.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
You could scatter them in the bin in the corner
if you want, don't you love That's where you're encouraging him.
There is the reason we've asked the question who did
your ex hook up with Woods? Because one of these
people in this new Hollywood power couple has a very famous,
very popular ex, And look, I'm being very cryptic. It's
(26:29):
starting to time you're not so Look, Zoe Kravitz and
Harry Styles are looking.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Holy So there's too much this in Rome.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I think there was a shot of them in Rome
holding hands.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That led to speculation, speculation because now they're on a date.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
More speculator doing it. It's on, it is on. Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That's why we spoke to her literally two weeks ago,
and it was so weak, so she would have known,
and also she would have been texting him, she would
have been getting dms like that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
She probably went from the interview to Rome to go
and hang out with it. Right, So we spoke just
before and we to be fair like during the interview
we were like a bit of a bit of magic
going on maybe between Austin and Zoe.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It turns out just good acting.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
She was thinking about Harry, about Harry the time the
famous a House. So Harry Styles used to date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Like everyone else.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh whoa whoa if I had a whip anyway to
whip you sorry.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Anyway, I found it interesting that given that Harry used
to date Taylor Swift. Totally coincidentally, we were speaking to
Zoe Kravitz a couple of weeks ago about the time
that she stayed in Taylor Swift's house.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Did remind me, Zoe of a time that your mum's
snake stayed at Taylor Swift's house.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
I like saying it that way. The snake stay Taylor Swift. Yes, well,
it didn't go as bad as it could have, and
it didn't go as good as it could have. You know,
the snake is okay, Orpheus. We didn't lose the snake.
The bathroom was destroyed, but we fixed it. Taylor and
I they are no longer friends.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
She won't talk to me, she won't call me back.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
No bathroom.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
We were staying at her house during the La fires,
and my mom lives into Panga. We had to evacuate,
so she brought her snake with her and she put
the snake down in the bathroom while she was washing
her face and closed the door, thinking that the snake
would have nowhere to go. But Orpheus found a very
small hole in the corner and she caught her before
she went fully into the hole. So she was holding
(28:43):
onto the tail and we but snakes are very strong
and so we couldn't get her out, and so we
had to pull up like a whole banquette and destroy
his bathroom in order to stop the snake from getting
lost in the wall for forever.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Pret so you can see that, William with do YouTube
that video.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
So she's stayed at Taylor Swift's house, destroyed Taylor Swift's bathroom, Yes,
and then now yes, gave her.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Sanctuary during the fires. Taylor Swift gave her sanctuary and
now looking up with her ex, Harry, I'm sure like.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's been it's been a while, so until it feels weird.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean we were just say it's a shocking conversation, sure,
with someone when they've been really nice to you, when
you have to say, by the way, you're a great friend.
But I am looking up with your ex. That's what
those people to call thirty one and six five your
X hook up with Jamie?
Speaker 10 (29:35):
What you got well before I was with him, my
excuse to date Toddy Goldsmith. Toddy, Yeah, hot, Toddy.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hot Toddy.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Very good Jamie, thanks for the ash.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I'm sure. He brought it up all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Who is Toddy Goldsmith? Toddy Goldsmith is a great actress,
Toddy Goldsmith. You kidd, you don't knowed Toddy Goldsmith. I
couldn't know one thing she's in. But I absolutely know
who's living in John's daughter.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Sorry? Wow, that's not that's not that Tody Goldsmith.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I was thinking about, let's go, let's go, Actually, who
are you thinking of?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Not that?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Actually he's killed? Actually who did your ex look cut with?
Actually at the yes, who did you my brother with
your brother?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Wow, hang on, how did that go?
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Well, We're at a party. I was about maybe eighteen
at the time, and we were playing two truth one line,
and someone asked, is like all the friends knew, but
I didn't know. I was like, okay, I never have
I ever kind of flibor kid store where I was
my brother and yeah, they took a drink and it
(30:49):
was my brother and I looked and I was like,
oh my god, I wonder why he broke up with me?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh, what's the what's the sex of your ex?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He's a boy?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Well, my brother had sex and kissed my ex, and.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Your ex is a boy? Yes, so that was both
news that he went that way and also.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
That he hooked up with I did know that he
went that way, but I didn't realize that connection.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wish how to go with your brother?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Well, it was very awkward for a little bit, but
everything feel good now.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
God, YOURX takes the game seriously, doesn't he? Like, just
don't drink there, Like, it's not like you know, no
one's going to gore.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Take life. We pitch a lot of amazing ideas.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
We just absolutely do, and that's just a fact.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
But unfortunately, there's only so much radio time that we
get every single week, and we just think the producers,
who they actually choose the ideas that go in the show,
we just think they have a couple of misses.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
We think there's some absolute gold.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
That does It's not an attack, no.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Absolutely and professionally miss a couple. There's only so much
room in the show as well. When we're pitching one
hundred to one hundred and fifty ideas a week, a
lot of them are going to miss out. But we
have an opportunity to repitch the ideas that we really
think deserve to be in the show.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
This week on a Friday, well, I'm going to kick
things off. Okay, great if you could. So. I found
out this week there's a website.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and the website is did did
Trump golf today dot com?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
So, firstly, how good is that?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I just love that someone has gone, I'm going to
start a website and it's literally just a website which
shows you if Trump played golf on that particular day,
and then it goes through the entire calendar of the
year and we'll let you know on which days he
played golf. Well, it's like it's like an it's like
an online booking service. If you're going to book a
restaurant or something, you get the calendar there, you put
(32:57):
the data in yep, and then so if the day
is in read he played golf that day. If it's not,
he didn't play golf. Anyway, Here's what I wanted to
do it, and I do think this could be a segment.
But effectively, the idea is people would call up and
then I just name a day and then just say,
do you reckon.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Trump play golf that day?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I do like it. I do like it, and it's
Trump golfing.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
And then if you get it right, very good. You
get it right and buy you a golf ball.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's unbeatable. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh yes, okay, guys, you know the rules. Thirteen one
oh sixty five is the number. It's as simple as that.
I just name a day and then I ask you,
did Trump play golf on that day? If you get
it right, I'll buy you a golf ball, only one,
none of his four pack crap, one.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Ball for pack. Have been a long time since you
played golf?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Has been a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
And they don't go on the website ruin the game.
You're rulling the game.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Don't ruin the game, stupid, don't ruin the game.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Of course they didn't want to six five that.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
You've called because you want to play a great game
that I think could be a weekly bit. Effectively, I
just name a day right at some stage in the year,
I give you the date and then ask you, do
you reckon Trump? Donald Trump played golf on that day?
If you get it right, I'm going to buy you
a golf ball. And the reason I know this is
because it's a website. I think it's my favorite website ever.
(34:22):
It's called did Trump Golf Today dot com?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Now, please don't be on searching duties, and I'll give
you a thumbs up or thumbs down.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I've got it. You interact with the calls. I can
handle two things.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'll do it. I'll give you a thumbs up a
thumbs down. You just you worried about let Yolanda, Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Just between everyone else. I will not be looking at will.
But you go for your searching mate. All right, So, yo, lander,
here's the question. Did Donald Trump play golf on the
nineteenth of February twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Now, before you, before you answer your lander, that was
a Wednesday.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
I'm going to say no, sorry, you'll.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Let you played golf on the nineteenth. This was a
wild week for Don.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
He played golf on the Monday, Tuesday and the Wednesday studinary.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And the is a pain for that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
It is worth mentioning here this Trump has played golf
fifty five days out of his two hundred and twenty
nine days since returning to office, which means he's spent
twenty four percent of his presidency golfing.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's wild, totally, Well, Anthony, Anthony, you want to play yeah, yeah,
maybe so.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It's a lot of golf. I just worth so it's
more than you think. It's what than you think. And
they've they've estimated it to cost taxpayers seventy seven million
dollars US.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh jeez, that hurts all.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Right, Anthony, golf ball, golf ball on the line. Did
Trump play golf on the twenty fourth of May twenty
twenty five. I will let you know that it was
a Saturday, twenty fourth of May.
Speaker 12 (36:00):
He did.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
Sorry, and.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Of the one of the truly rare occasions where he
didn't play golf on a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm sorry, and I'm so sorry. No balls yet, will
no balls for the listeners. Let's go to ball here.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's actually what so I should have. The other thing
to mention here, which I think we were talking about
this the other day, is that the until further notice,
they're not updating the golf days because he's been out
of action, Fragen, so anyone's been following it. Has these
bruises on his hands. It looks like maybe he was
missing all of last weekend. They thought that maybe there
was an IV drip going into his hand. So they're
(36:38):
well aware and as a result, everyone speculating that he's dead.
The Trump administration is creating this narrative around where and
when he might have been, so they're actually telling people
he's golfing. They're like, Trump played golf. Trump played golf,
but did Trump golf? Today? Dot Com is across this
and they've said they're only accepting whether or not Trump
played golf based on actual physical sighting, So you have
(37:01):
to have seen him and taken a photo of him,
because Trump's administration is currently lying about how often he
is playing golf.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
And they're a factual website, which I love absolutely. They've
got true ethics in the way that they go about
and I love that. Okay, let's go to Paul here. Paul,
you want to play the game. This game also has
great ethics. Paul, I'm going to give you a day.
It's a Thursday, third of April twenty twenty five. Did
Trump play golf on that day?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
The stats I think he did.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Yes, he played, Paul.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, you've won yourself golf all, my friend, you he did.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It was a bloody Thursday.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
It was a bloody Thursday, and he played golf.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
He played golf on the third of April, the fourth
of April, and the fifth of April, and the sixth
of April.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
He had four days of golf.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
In a row, Paul in office and the three People's
and because golf four days in a row as the
president of the United States, what a week it is?
That is exceptional.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
We'll send you a ball.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
This bit's the week enjoy.
Speaker 17 (38:14):
Yet ready it's Will and what he is weekend review.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I think we're about to get a little bit emotional
in here. We are going to have the funeral for
a rat and sot.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I'm thinking about little guy out there in the bin alone,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
So look, this morning I got a triple bagged him.
Will I've got you on music?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, I've got a few songs for you. A bit
of Rat Summer Charlie xxM bet.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Up beat about, a bit of Joe Cocker.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Rat, a bit of Rat Boys slam.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Will Can you please mate, this is a funeral, Mate,
I'm not going to do it if you're going to
treat him with any disrespect, Philly beloved. We are gathered
here today to celebrate the life of Rat. Never actually
named him. So we just got just going to collinim Rat.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
There, I was sleeping soundly. Two am my cat.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Lenny brought you in too, beautiful hours and then you
accord into my TV unit and you died and you.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Stank out my hole.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Yeah. Today, obviously it's an honorable way to go up
being locked in the TV. You could have died down
the sewers. It's the most place to go. Tell you
warm your house. Four, it's ruined my day. Honestly.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Is there a regular joke that you go for in
your house that your partner absolutely hates?
Speaker 18 (39:32):
Whenever we have friends of for dinner, we always make
them bring a new friends. I get a big bucket
of pinkong boll. Someone always wants to see what's in
your cabinet. So what I do is I fill the
bathroom cabinet.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
Call the pinkong boll.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Strong?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What do you Ahead of Father's Day, we took our
three year old daughter's camping for the first time.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Sorry, they're attacking me.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
They've gotten on. Why do they attack me if you've
forgotten become the bottom?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, it's Woody. Just called me Woody. But we have
the girls here who came and visited us last night
and sang a song for us?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Are they good?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
So good on the mountain tonight?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Not footprints?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Anything to say the mass before we go home.
Speaker 19 (40:33):
Well to just Shabby and I love it Cooper and
she's out good bye, I love you and.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
The mess from me I love that's really bum bum.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Wow that beau busy, Wake my god, think goodness week.
Hey look we.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Actually we have been We've been good.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
We have been rat funerals, camping trips with our daughters.
By the way, quick update on that. So what rat
funeral was a couple of days ago. The rat has
been cremated over the last twenty four hours, and I'm
pretty excited to announce that, I reckon in ten to
fifteen minutes, Rat's going to be back in this studio
in ASH form, and we're going to be given all
(41:26):
of the all of the great things that Celestial Crematorial does.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I think that's the right notes of the business.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Celestial, Yeah, Celestial Crematorial, they're sort of all that. So
Charles is going to bring back in Rat in ASH form.
Obviously you're going.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
To want to hear it. Not going to be a
dry eye in here. We'll very emotional. That song seems inappropriate.
That song seems inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
So you've done there, Hey, big shout out to Mark
the Shark Danuelly. But the the week they raped together,
that was excellent as always, And if you missed anything,
as always, guys, you can get it on the podcast
with them wherever you get them chiktok, Instagram will and
what it is a big actually it's a big girls
camping trip Dad venture video on YouTube if you want
the fourth adventure go to the wild. And what are
YouTube channeling? And say all that gear there
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Father's Day on Sunday. Fay is on Sunday, very very excited.
It's about our very special day being a dad.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I mean in finally a day for us, you know,
slaving away there be the best dads we can.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I was gonna say every day's Father's Day, but yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
not the father.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's going to be all about me on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I love this. This is this is what I want
to talk to you about because technically it is about us, right, it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Was Father's Day. It's Father's Day, right.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
You can't you can't. You can't mince that definition. It's
like it's called Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It is about me.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
And also I've kind of I've cut dad, do you
know what i mean, like because I'm a father now
and I've explained this to.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
My dad where I'm like, I'm one of you now,
I don't have to worship you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There was a message, there was a message that went
out in my family. What'sapp thread with my siblings?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
My sister was like, guys, what are we doing for
Father's Dawn on Sunday? And I was like, unsubscribed, guys,
take it offline. Yeah, you're talking to a dad right here.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'm one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now he's got his own day happening.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, it's my day.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm not trailing girls down. Remember, go and have a
piece of cake at three o'clock in the afternoon and
give give dad a voucher.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I've said that to Dad as well. How did your
day receive that?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh? He doesn't care either way. Anyway, That's what I realized.
Like Mother's Day, Mum would have hated that, but Dad's
like whatever, Well, yeah, but I currently I do care
because I know fresh as a novelty Max and Remy you know,
three or nearly three, and yeah, exactly, it feels it
feels special that this day has arrived. But I kind
(01:35):
of you said something to me the other day if
I want to bring up because if it was truly
Father's Day, right, let your birthday, you'd think that you
make all the choices.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, sure, right, like your day?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What do you want to do? Yeah, okay, And I
think that should apply to presents. Yeah, the presence feel
very prescriptive. So so I got home the other day
and Max had been at daycare all day, and Sam said,
Max has got you something for Father's Day because I
actually haven't made a request yet because you know, in
the back of my mind, I was like, I love
(02:09):
some new DJ headphones. Put them on a new bike light.
There was a few things that was at the top
of my mind, which I sort of, you know, brainstormed
a bit. Got I came off a cliff that didn't it.
DJ headphones was pretty cool bike line. I'm looking at
this cool bike light anyway. But anyway, there was a
few things that I just had stacked. It was a
couple of records I was eying off, like Father's Day.
My birthday's ages away, so Father's Day it feels like
a double dip. You know, that's how it should feel.
(02:31):
You know, your day, you get to choose. Anyway. She
was like, no, no, she's made or something. Anyway, she made
me I love my daughter, and that actually did bring
it to you to my eye. She painted a card
for me and then she she made a paper key ring,
which was lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So what's better that or your little bike light? Mate?
We'll probably don't answer that question.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Mate, but it just felt very prescriptive. And then so
then I was like, so on Sunday, I had a
couple of ideas. So I said to said, what are
you getting with me? So for Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, I don't think she need to get you something
because she gives her own dad something.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I get her something on Mother's Day so that it
works in this house anyway. So I said, what are
you getting me for Father's Day? Because I'm daddy in
this house. Yeah, and she said, she said, oh, We've
got you something. I was like, well, again, very prescriptive.
I have not said at any stage, and I want
to know. I asked other dads to call it is
(03:23):
just the way it's going to be. Like do you
just get what you're given on Father's Day? It's on
your birthday? People often say what do you want for
your birthday? Where's Father's Day? I feel like I'm just
copping it because I know you had a similar thing.
You had something that you wanted and then you got
told that Remy and min were getting you something.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So the only male I've received is that yeah so
my wife and so my wife said that Remy definitely
picked it because at the end of the dad she
needs to choose because it's you know, I'm her dad
needs to be a gift from her, so apparently something
was chosen, but then within twenty four hours she claimed
it as her own. So I think I might be
giftless all of a sudden. Whatever she got, she loves
(04:02):
so much that she's like, no, Remy took it for herself.
Remy was like, I I now want the thing that
I got there right, Like, I'm not sure what someday
looks like for me.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, well let's go to Dan. Dan your dad on
Father's Day? Do you just have to get what you're given?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Man, we're going to saying in our house you get
what you get and you don't get upset. So I mean,
what do you actually battle? So many years? Have our
kids now? My eldest is ten. She was our eleventh pregnancy. Yes,
thank you so for it for me. I mean just
to have the kids is amazing. And maybe if they
want to give me something, matter of the dirt, I
don't care because it's the look on their eyes and
(04:37):
MA give me the present.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You make it will feel pretty guilty with that comment, Dane.
I absolutely love that d right attitude.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Dane, it really is. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But you want to bike light, Let's.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Go to Allen if I can keep things moving. I
did actually just just for like Max did actually make
me cry with how excited she was to give it
to me, like she was hunt.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sure, I believe you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Alan? On Saturday when at six five, Alan, Alan, So
you've got three kids Father's Day? Do you just have
to get what you're given? Yes, get what you're given.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
What did you get? What did you get last year? Alan?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
You know the usual pair of socks?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh sucks, that's it. I just assumed you were going
to go on there, Alan, but that was it. It
was just sucks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean I get it's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely, but
there's the thoughts, there is the thought there to be honest.
Mom just used to give me five dollars and I
just go to the Father's Day store. Oh it's largely speaking,
was just secreateurs and gardening gloves. I just get chocolate pretzels.
John's called and exactly, you just have John, you get
the cheaper.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Load.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Taking the piss, mate, These kids they're taking the piss
if they actually respected us, John, John, do you just
have to do you just have to get what you're
giving on Father's Day?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (05:57):
I have to accept what I'm giving.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, So what did you get last deer? John?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh I forgot, So it's that bad you can't even
remember what you got the Father's Day blood, I'm.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
Going to have heard the soft drink.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Beer darsy, no duy, no.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Beer or soft drink based only on the sound of
the can opening.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So it's going to be one hundred bucks of can.
This is the new rules that the bosses.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Have allowed this because I was not across this. So
this is a happy surprise. So one hundred bucks a
can and then it can five.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You can either choose to just go for another hundred
or that's when we'll go into.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Double, the double or nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So Annie is playing first start Annie, you're ready to go.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Hey guys, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right, here's can one for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
That is a beer.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Bang, Annie bang, let's roll straight into can too.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Here Annie for two hundred bucks. Here we go.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
That is another beer.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh sorry Annie, Oh sorry Annie, that was a soft drink.
But you go home with a hundred bucks. Congratulations, that's beautiful.
Thank you go not bad, You're very bad.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
And oh so she walks away with a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A hundred bucks. Mate, the money is good. So she
just called the money.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Is good, right, Okay, So there's no choice. So I
thought it would be like, you know, when she chooses
to go out, she keeps the money. But you're saying,
if she keeps going and she doesn't get the next one,
she still goes away with one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
She want only at can five, does it become double
or nothing?
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I understand that. But you know, like at can five, right,
they could say I'll take my five hundred bucks or
my four hundred bucks, yes, right, yeah, yes, but she
loses everything if she goes for Can five. Yes. So
if you're in Can one and you win one hundred
dollars and you go for two hundred dollars, you don't
lose everything if you go for Oh wow, I think
we need to think that through. Anyway, Let's go to Louise.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Don't don't pick up loopholes in the game. Let's win
the people some cans.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You're on the.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Side of the people. I am winning, Louise. Here we
go a hundred bucks of can and a Can five.
We go double on nothing. All right, here's Can one.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
That's a beer.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Nise a great sound on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That a very beery sounding soft drink that first one.
Can I just say that that knocked out Amy or
any Yes? Just worth saying the ombudsman on the phone again,
do I.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I hope No?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I hope not, I hope not out for the rest
of the show. He's a busy man. It brings down
the vibe of the game of hoping on hold of
the Louise Can two for two hundred.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Dollars Another beer, Louise, Louise, good jez, Louise, Louise, you're
ready for can three for.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
Three oh soft drink, Louise.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I recommended to get to know you a bit more. Louise.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You've got three hundred dollars in your pocket. What do
you do with yourself?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Louise, I'm a school teacher.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Stay all day on Faber's Day, stalls and breakfast, and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The dad's deserve it. Louise.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We work hard, we work hard, we deserve the day.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Louise. Let's go for can for this for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Another Beerase, Wow, Louise is running out, Louise is running hot.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
This is where stuff gets interesting for you, Louise. So
here are the terms. This next can. Yes, you can
choose to go double or nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So the way that's going to work is the next
can is worth one thousand dollars if you get it right.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
But if you get it wrong, you go home with nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, So you want to do the double because you
can also just play for five hundred dollars if you want, Louise,
you can go for five hundred dollars or you can
go for the double or nothing approach.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Really, I thought it was your had to do double
or nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, No, get to choose.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Okay, I'm going to double or nothing, Louise.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, one thousand dollars, one thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Here it comes a second. It's got four hundred dollars double,
and I think she gets eight hundred. And I hate
to be. I mean, we've gone through the logistics. You
I don't know where you've been today. This is why
you don't wout me. And we all learned our lesson.
It was him. It was him. Wasn't it room with you?
You were in the room with me?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I was there?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Was I in the room?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Dad? You're listening for anyway, Louise, this is for a
thousand dollars. Here we go. You really you've ruined the
suspense and everything.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think a lot of people thinking that double four hundred,
not one thousand.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We've gone through the thing. Anyway, Louise, here we go.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
That's a beer.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Ways, No, it was a soft Druelaisise way, you were
so good, Louise.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Go home with nothing, Louise, two.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hundred dollars Hygienk's hotel fund that past.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's for you, Louise, that's for lighting up our front, right,
No worries it.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
All right now though it's the open line. We had
a moment a couple of fridays ago where we just thought,
we just do not speak enough to you guys. And
often you're on here and the producers have produced you
with an inch of your life.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You're straight into your story. Here's your punchline. Can you
change this for us? Make the boys laugh, you know it,
give us, give us one hundred and ten percent energy,
all that stuff that they say to you. We just
want to know how you go. We just want to
get to know you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Want you to have the ability to get straight onto us.
And that's exactly what's happened with Sarah.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Hello, Sarah, Okay, how you doing what you call the
one thing you told me not to do? A?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It is fair. It was a trap. I set you
a trap. What do you have to tell us, Sarah?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Oh, look, I'm just ready for the weekend. Really behind
the cheesecake shop.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
Weekend?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
No, no, it's not. I'm parked behind the cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Shopky, Is that just?
Speaker 12 (13:02):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Is that a Friday ritual for you weekends? Coming in
cheesecake shop?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
I know it's you know what I drove past and
it's one of those days I think I need the cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
What type of cheesecake? What type of cheesecake you're going
to get? Sarah?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I like the chocolate one. You know, it's got the stuff,
the layer of chocolate on top.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's good stuff. Sarah. Yeah, that's for the weekend, Sarah.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
I'm probably driving my eighteen year old around, So I
just dropped off at Pilate's and cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
On you guys in share your cheesecake with your daughter.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I reckon about Sarah. Enough questions James on Tourday one
of six. Fuck James thanks for killing through in the
open line. Good start start, stop start. It's a hot bit, James,
as long as you last. Too many questions, James, Yeah, hello,
all right, welcome to will and Woody. What do you
want to say? Oh boys, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What do you want to say? James? Don't ask us
how we are?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
We would?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I want to just say I am about to go
to the club and have an amazing night. I wish
you guys were hearing me. It's lighty.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That would be tidy. That would be tidy. You go
to the club now, James. It's full thirty on a Friday.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Mate, Yeah, get a drinks into me early.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, responsibly of course, and James might already have a
couple of him. Daniel here, James, to get that vibe,
let's go to Daniel here you Hey, Daniel, So what
who's your hair dresser?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Who's my hairdresser? Elliott Steele?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Why?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (14:43):
Look, I'm trying to get one myself, and I'm really
really really interested in trying new places.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So oh mate, well Elliot Steele, it did me today
get around him?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Isn't I didn't. I didn't organize this great No, no, No,
you're just.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
To confirm you you've called because you're like, do you like?
What is hair?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
What's the deal? I have hair? Yes?
Speaker 14 (15:09):
I called because I wanted to make a job and
you're not having hair.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Actually, Will Will Will Will has hair.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Now I used to have. I used to be bulled, Daniel.
I used to I used to shave my head. This
would have been a great burn about four months ago.
Four months stuff, Dane. And if you got the name,
if you got the name, that's been huge for you, Daniel.
But that's okay, matey. Did he enjoy your weekend? Daniel?
Are you a dad? Are you a dad?
Speaker 9 (15:35):
Daniel?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No?
Speaker 14 (15:36):
Unfortunately not, but I am going on I am going
on a date tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So oh good luck, mat How did that relate to dad?
How did that relate to being a dad?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Might lead to fatherhood?
Speaker 14 (15:47):
Might lead to it, buddy, might lead to it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
My conceive a child with the with the with the
woman that he's saying, it's really exciting. I'll I'll be
written for you. Daniel's such a had some stranger on today.
I mean we have had some stranger the producers.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Imagine what the producers do with to day.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I just I just can't stand it. I love it.
This is rual, this is rule, it's insulted, it's all
getting absolutely assaulted.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Trish, you assaulted your raw? What up side of the boys?
Speaker 12 (16:21):
But the chalks there.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'll go the whole Foy fan nice outstanding.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Pros. Trisha. Are you going to You're going to the game? Trish?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, it might all be oh.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Alright, okay. And what are you doing this weekend? Trees?
You got Father's die on?
Speaker 9 (16:43):
No, my dad said, sorry, sorry, Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Honestly, I love it. If you've got a partner, Trisha,
are you celebrating Father's Day with your Father's Day with
your partner? No?
Speaker 15 (17:07):
Good, No more questions for Tricia. Question it's a great
bit go to chalks this weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I'm excited because I just think this is I think
it's going to be one of the most beautiful moments
that I've ever been a part of on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
My My My Dead Rat in ash form is about
to enter this studio.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Wow, And I just think it's going to be a
really beautiful passing into the afterlife for little Rat.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
If you are just hearing this for the first.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Time and you're you're pretty rattled about us talking about
it behind the.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
About four days ago, we found a rat in my house.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
No, right, right, I got to blow the top. How
do we get it out?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, rat, you're being too brave about this.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Maybe step back.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Forty eight hours later, I found that rat dead in
the TV unit.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Devastating, very emotional for the entire family. I did just
triple bag him initially and truck him in the bin
at the front. And then we was just hit with
immense guilt. Had sleepless nights, so decided to bring rat in.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Actually, good, good of you, and everyone's about that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, I caught the train into work with Rat.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Just next if someone had found that.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
What's illegal about having a dead rat?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Next they carried disease.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
He was triple bagged. He was triple bagged. Sorry, yeah, yeah,
she tripled Bagay.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Anyway, so we had a funeral on air with someone.
I brought Rat into the studio.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I just thought it'd be nice for me to say
a few words, and I was kind of I was.
I was moved by the fact that even other people
called the radio show to say a few words at
Rat's funeral.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Got to Shane here.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yes, today obviously throughout. It's an honorable way to go
out being locked on the TV. And he could have
died down the sewers. It's the nice way to go
warm in your house before it's actually go to ruined
my day.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Honestly, I hope you're okay, Shane, if you are still
listening to my friend. So then after that it was like, okay,
so I've had a beautiful funeral, what do I actually
do with I mean, the end of the day, a
triple bagged dead rat that was just literally sitting in
the radio studio. And thankfully Charles from Celestial Cremations got
(19:55):
in touch with us, Thank you, and and he agreed.
He was very happy to treat the rat with great
care and to cremate the rat.
Speaker 16 (20:05):
I reckon, if we're going all out, we'll give you
one of the packages. We'll get them some engraving, some jewelry, good.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Jewelry with what pieces of him in there, like bits
of his action.
Speaker 16 (20:15):
That's right, Yeah, we have some jewelry that can also
house ye ash.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Do you do poor prints? Can I?
Speaker 16 (20:22):
That's right, that's right, we do poor prints. We do
ink poor print, clay prints.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Full service well four hundred and ninety bucks. I think
the best money our business has ever spent. The news
is the news, well, I've tried to put it through.
Can you approve that anyway? The news is that Charles
from Celestial Cremations is going to be in this studio
right up next. I've got with these a couple of
(20:49):
minutes off and we're going to finally we're going to
see Rat in ash form. He's going to present us
with the poor prints, the jewelry. It's just going to
be beautiful. It's going to be just double checking check.
I feel like I have to tell you this every
single radio show now that you're not forced to be here.
If you do want to leave, check, you're not a
prisoner checking. If you can say, that'd be great. So again,
(21:11):
if you've just joined us, a rat was It was
just such a loving member of the family.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
For a couple of days at my home.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
He died in my TV unit after forty eight hours together.
I didn't know what to do with him. We had
a funeral for him, and then we've had that rat cremated.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
His ashes are here. Let's get Charles in here. Charles,
get in here, Charles.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh hi, Charles, how are you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Thanks for coming in. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, nice to meet I will just run us through
the process what you've done over the last twenty four hours, Charles.
Speaker 17 (21:44):
So, we collected the female rat yesterday, took it back
to our facility, how to cremate it, her ashes processed,
transferred into some keepsake items for you, and yeah, now
we're back.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's very exciting.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So what I can see in front of me, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
This is this is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I mean, I'm feeling better about everything. Obviously, the guilt
was really getting to me.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That it's a huge guild thing for you. The rat
doesn't know, by the way, it's dead.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, maybe it does, because I think the soul of
the rat. I don't know if you believe in the
soul of the rat.
Speaker 17 (22:13):
Charles keeps living on, right.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Keeps living on.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
So So my little girl, she's she's in that felt
bag there.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Wow, So she's an ash tray.
Speaker 17 (22:28):
It's a candle. It's supposed to be you can.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Put your rashes in the in the ashes.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So how would I get her around?
Speaker 17 (22:35):
If if you flipped it around, you can you'll see
there's a little bag of ash in.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
There she is.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
So that's that's beautiful. Though it's like a mirror.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It does look a lot like an ash tray, like
a like it's mirrors all around it and.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Then the ashes just in the middle of there.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
That's beautiful, right, So what else have we got in
the felt bag we wanted?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
We want to top of the this because this is beautiful?
Will I mean? This is this is the passing of life?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Should say celestials dot com dot her you if you
would like to memorialize your pet or your them.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's fair.
Speaker 17 (23:07):
Clipping the look at that, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That's hard.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So that's it's just a clipping of her. Oh wow,
you're mocking her. I'm not mocking her.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
There she is. There she is. Where was that clip from?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
From her back?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I believe from her back. I loved it. I loved
her back. I gave her so many little rubs on
her back. Actually he never.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Touched it until she was you threw her in your bin.
It was the only time you touched her.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
At the point. My cat touched her though, so my
cat would have had her by the back. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
So great that so for people's pets that you can
you can give them a little bit of the foot,
which is love.
Speaker 17 (23:49):
That's right, Yeah, I just yeah, something to remember them
by pretty much.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. Perfect, And then.
Speaker 16 (23:57):
Poor Prince, I can't.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
It's a beautiful framed picture and you've got some rat
paw brings there.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, that's going straight to the poor room for me.
That's a that's a hard picture. My wife. When I
get home, where are we putting the Yeah, the rat
paws a nice piece for the home. Absolutely, I reckon
that that might be.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
That might be the garage for the rat pause, but
I'll pitch it half the living room.
Speaker 17 (24:26):
Yeah, we got her something else as well, so you
could probably give that to her. Sh'd like that more
than the pop prints at home we go.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
So this, I mean, I'm so glad we've got the
full package. By the way, Yeah, celestials dot com dot
you this this truly is the best way to honor
a loving pet. Will as we're doing.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And right now I am opening this is jewelry will
gold and silver jewelry with the ashes inside.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So you can carry your pet with you. I'm going
to track that on straight away. Have a look at
that so I can have that around my neck.
Speaker 17 (24:58):
Charles, and keep her with you wherever you go.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I will never take this off, Charles, I will never
take this off.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You're actually going to go with that around your neck? Yeah,
you're gonna have a dead rat around your neck.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (25:11):
It looks great, looks beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I feel like she's with me. I feel like I
feel like she's with me. I feel like it's the first.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Night when I found her in the room, when I
was trying to chase her out of the house.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's gorgeous. It's beautiful, thanks Charles.
Speaker 16 (25:26):
Perfect.
Speaker 17 (25:27):
And then just as well, a little certificate of cremation.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Beautiful, great, Charles, so good, this is been awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Stificate of cremation. This certificate confirms that the individual the
rat has been.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's unbelievable, perfect, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The jewelry, the clipping, the ash itself.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I mean, look, probably a question for mine is do
we scatter the ashes somewhere?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Not sure we have the weekend think about it. Ye,
but that might be a nice moment.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
You could scatter them in the bin in the corner
if you want, don't you love That's where you're encouraging him.
There is the reason we've asked the question who did
your ex hook up with Woods? Because one of these
people in this new Hollywood power couple has a very famous,
very popular ex, And look, I'm being very cryptic. It's
(26:29):
starting to time you're not so Look, Zoe Kravitz and
Harry Styles are looking.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Holy So there's too much this in Rome.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I think there was a shot of them in Rome
holding hands.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That led to speculation, speculation because now they're on a date.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
More speculator doing it. It's on, it is on. Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That's why we spoke to her literally two weeks ago,
and it was so weak, so she would have known,
and also she would have been texting him, she would
have been getting dms like that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
She probably went from the interview to Rome to go
and hang out with it. Right, So we spoke just
before and we to be fair like during the interview
we were like a bit of a bit of magic
going on maybe between Austin and Zoe.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It turns out just good acting.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
She was thinking about Harry, about Harry the time the
famous a House. So Harry Styles used to date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Like everyone else.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh whoa whoa if I had a whip anyway to
whip you sorry.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Anyway, I found it interesting that given that Harry used
to date Taylor Swift. Totally coincidentally, we were speaking to
Zoe Kravitz a couple of weeks ago about the time
that she stayed in Taylor Swift's house.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Did remind me, Zoe of a time that your mum's
snake stayed at Taylor Swift's house.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
I like saying it that way. The snake stay Taylor Swift. Yes, well,
it didn't go as bad as it could have, and
it didn't go as good as it could have. You know,
the snake is okay, Orpheus. We didn't lose the snake.
The bathroom was destroyed, but we fixed it. Taylor and
I they are no longer friends.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
She won't talk to me, she won't call me back.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
No bathroom.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
We were staying at her house during the La fires,
and my mom lives into Panga. We had to evacuate,
so she brought her snake with her and she put
the snake down in the bathroom while she was washing
her face and closed the door, thinking that the snake
would have nowhere to go. But Orpheus found a very
small hole in the corner and she caught her before
she went fully into the hole. So she was holding
(28:43):
onto the tail and we but snakes are very strong
and so we couldn't get her out, and so we
had to pull up like a whole banquette and destroy
his bathroom in order to stop the snake from getting
lost in the wall for forever.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Pret so you can see that, William with do YouTube
that video.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
So she's stayed at Taylor Swift's house, destroyed Taylor Swift's bathroom, Yes,
and then now yes, gave her.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Sanctuary during the fires. Taylor Swift gave her sanctuary and
now looking up with her ex, Harry, I'm sure like.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's been it's been a while, so until it feels weird.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean we were just say it's a shocking conversation, sure,
with someone when they've been really nice to you, when
you have to say, by the way, you're a great friend.
But I am looking up with your ex. That's what
those people to call thirty one and six five your
X hook up with Jamie?
Speaker 10 (29:35):
What you got well before I was with him, my
excuse to date Toddy Goldsmith. Toddy, Yeah, hot, Toddy.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hot Toddy.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Very good Jamie, thanks for the ash.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I'm sure. He brought it up all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Who is Toddy Goldsmith? Toddy Goldsmith is a great actress,
Toddy Goldsmith. You kidd, you don't knowed Toddy Goldsmith. I
couldn't know one thing she's in. But I absolutely know
who's living in John's daughter.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Sorry? Wow, that's not that's not that Tody Goldsmith.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I was thinking about, let's go, let's go, Actually, who
are you thinking of?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Not that?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Actually he's killed? Actually who did your ex look cut with?
Actually at the yes, who did you my brother with
your brother?
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Wow, hang on, how did that go?
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Well, We're at a party. I was about maybe eighteen
at the time, and we were playing two truth one line,
and someone asked, is like all the friends knew, but
I didn't know. I was like, okay, I never have
I ever kind of flibor kid store where I was
my brother and yeah, they took a drink and it
(30:49):
was my brother and I looked and I was like,
oh my god, I wonder why he broke up with me?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh, what's the what's the sex of your ex?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He's a boy?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Well, my brother had sex and kissed my ex, and.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Your ex is a boy? Yes, so that was both
news that he went that way and also.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
That he hooked up with I did know that he
went that way, but I didn't realize that connection.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wish how to go with your brother?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Well, it was very awkward for a little bit, but
everything feel good now.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
God, YOURX takes the game seriously, doesn't he? Like, just
don't drink there, Like, it's not like you know, no
one's going to gore.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Take life. We pitch a lot of amazing ideas.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
We just absolutely do, and that's just a fact.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
But unfortunately, there's only so much radio time that we
get every single week, and we just think the producers,
who they actually choose the ideas that go in the show,
we just think they have a couple of misses.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
We think there's some absolute gold.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
That does It's not an attack, no.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Absolutely and professionally miss a couple. There's only so much
room in the show as well. When we're pitching one
hundred to one hundred and fifty ideas a week, a
lot of them are going to miss out. But we
have an opportunity to repitch the ideas that we really
think deserve to be in the show.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
This week on a Friday, well, I'm going to kick
things off. Okay, great if you could. So. I found
out this week there's a website.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and the website is did did
Trump golf today dot com?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
So, firstly, how good is that?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I just love that someone has gone, I'm going to
start a website and it's literally just a website which
shows you if Trump played golf on that particular day,
and then it goes through the entire calendar of the
year and we'll let you know on which days he
played golf. Well, it's like it's like an it's like
an online booking service. If you're going to book a
restaurant or something, you get the calendar there, you put
(32:57):
the data in yep, and then so if the day
is in read he played golf that day. If it's not,
he didn't play golf. Anyway, Here's what I wanted to
do it, and I do think this could be a segment.
But effectively, the idea is people would call up and
then I just name a day and then just say,
do you reckon.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Trump play golf that day?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I do like it. I do like it, and it's
Trump golfing.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
And then if you get it right, very good. You
get it right and buy you a golf ball.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's unbeatable. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Oh yes, okay, guys, you know the rules. Thirteen one
oh sixty five is the number. It's as simple as that.
I just name a day and then I ask you,
did Trump play golf on that day? If you get
it right, I'll buy you a golf ball, only one,
none of his four pack crap, one.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Ball for pack. Have been a long time since you
played golf?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Has been a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
And they don't go on the website ruin the game.
You're rulling the game.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Don't ruin the game, stupid, don't ruin the game.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Of course they didn't want to six five that.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
You've called because you want to play a great game
that I think could be a weekly bit. Effectively, I
just name a day right at some stage in the year,
I give you the date and then ask you, do
you reckon Trump? Donald Trump played golf on that day?
If you get it right, I'm going to buy you
a golf ball. And the reason I know this is
because it's a website. I think it's my favorite website ever.
(34:22):
It's called did Trump Golf Today dot com?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Now, please don't be on searching duties, and I'll give
you a thumbs up or thumbs down.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I've got it. You interact with the calls. I can
handle two things.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'll do it. I'll give you a thumbs up a
thumbs down. You just you worried about let Yolanda, Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Just between everyone else. I will not be looking at will.
But you go for your searching mate. All right, So, yo, lander,
here's the question. Did Donald Trump play golf on the
nineteenth of February twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Now, before you, before you answer your lander, that was
a Wednesday.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
I'm going to say no, sorry, you'll.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Let you played golf on the nineteenth. This was a
wild week for Don.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
He played golf on the Monday, Tuesday and the Wednesday studinary.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And the is a pain for that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
It is worth mentioning here this Trump has played golf
fifty five days out of his two hundred and twenty
nine days since returning to office, which means he's spent
twenty four percent of his presidency golfing.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's wild, totally, Well, Anthony, Anthony, you want to play yeah, yeah,
maybe so.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It's a lot of golf. I just worth so it's
more than you think. It's what than you think. And
they've they've estimated it to cost taxpayers seventy seven million
dollars US.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh jeez, that hurts all.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Right, Anthony, golf ball, golf ball on the line. Did
Trump play golf on the twenty fourth of May twenty
twenty five. I will let you know that it was
a Saturday, twenty fourth of May.
Speaker 12 (36:00):
He did.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
Sorry, and.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Of the one of the truly rare occasions where he
didn't play golf on a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm sorry, and I'm so sorry. No balls yet, will
no balls for the listeners. Let's go to ball here.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's actually what so I should have. The other thing
to mention here, which I think we were talking about
this the other day, is that the until further notice,
they're not updating the golf days because he's been out
of action, Fragen, so anyone's been following it. Has these
bruises on his hands. It looks like maybe he was
missing all of last weekend. They thought that maybe there
was an IV drip going into his hand. So they're
(36:38):
well aware and as a result, everyone speculating that he's dead.
The Trump administration is creating this narrative around where and
when he might have been, so they're actually telling people
he's golfing. They're like, Trump played golf. Trump played golf,
but did Trump golf? Today? Dot Com is across this
and they've said they're only accepting whether or not Trump
played golf based on actual physical sighting, So you have
(37:01):
to have seen him and taken a photo of him,
because Trump's administration is currently lying about how often he
is playing golf.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
And they're a factual website, which I love absolutely. They've
got true ethics in the way that they go about
and I love that. Okay, let's go to Paul here. Paul,
you want to play the game. This game also has
great ethics. Paul, I'm going to give you a day.
It's a Thursday, third of April twenty twenty five. Did
Trump play golf on that day?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
The stats I think he did.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Yes, he played, Paul.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, you've won yourself golf all, my friend, you he did.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It was a bloody Thursday.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
It was a bloody Thursday, and he played golf.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
He played golf on the third of April, the fourth
of April, and the fifth of April, and the sixth
of April.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
He had four days of golf.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
In a row, Paul in office and the three People's
and because golf four days in a row as the
president of the United States, what a week it is?
That is exceptional.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
We'll send you a ball.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
This bit's the week enjoy.
Speaker 17 (38:14):
Yet ready it's Will and what he is weekend review.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I think we're about to get a little bit emotional
in here. We are going to have the funeral for
a rat and sot.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I'm thinking about little guy out there in the bin alone,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
So look, this morning I got a triple bagged him.
Will I've got you on music?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, I've got a few songs for you. A bit
of Rat Summer Charlie xxM bet.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Up beat about, a bit of Joe Cocker.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Rat, a bit of Rat Boys slam.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Will Can you please mate, this is a funeral, Mate,
I'm not going to do it if you're going to
treat him with any disrespect, Philly beloved. We are gathered
here today to celebrate the life of Rat. Never actually
named him. So we just got just going to collinim Rat.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
There, I was sleeping soundly. Two am my cat.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Lenny brought you in too, beautiful hours and then you
accord into my TV unit and you died and you.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Stank out my hole.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Yeah. Today, obviously it's an honorable way to go up
being locked in the TV. You could have died down
the sewers. It's the most place to go. Tell you
warm your house. Four, it's ruined my day. Honestly.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Is there a regular joke that you go for in
your house that your partner absolutely hates?
Speaker 18 (39:32):
Whenever we have friends of for dinner, we always make
them bring a new friends. I get a big bucket
of pinkong boll. Someone always wants to see what's in
your cabinet. So what I do is I fill the
bathroom cabinet.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
Call the pinkong boll.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Strong?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What do you Ahead of Father's Day, we took our
three year old daughter's camping for the first time.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Sorry, they're attacking me.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
They've gotten on. Why do they attack me if you've
forgotten become the bottom?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, it's Woody. Just called me Woody. But we have
the girls here who came and visited us last night
and sang a song for us?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Are they good?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
So good on the mountain tonight?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Not footprints?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Anything to say the mass before we go home.
Speaker 19 (40:33):
Well to just Shabby and I love it Cooper and
she's out good bye, I love you and.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
The mess from me I love that's really bum bum.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Wow that beau busy, Wake my god, think goodness week.
Hey look we.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Actually we have been We've been good.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
We have been rat funerals, camping trips with our daughters.
By the way, quick update on that. So what rat
funeral was a couple of days ago. The rat has
been cremated over the last twenty four hours, and I'm
pretty excited to announce that, I reckon in ten to
fifteen minutes, Rat's going to be back in this studio
in ASH form, and we're going to be given all
(41:26):
of the all of the great things that Celestial Crematorial does.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I think that's the right notes of the business.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Celestial, Yeah, Celestial Crematorial, they're sort of all that. So
Charles is going to bring back in Rat in ASH form.
Obviously you're going.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
To want to hear it. Not going to be a
dry eye in here. We'll very emotional. That song seems inappropriate.
That song seems inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
So you've done there, Hey, big shout out to Mark
the Shark Danuelly. But the the week they raped together,
that was excellent as always, And if you missed anything,
as always, guys, you can get it on the podcast
with them wherever you get them chiktok, Instagram will and
what it is a big actually it's a big girls
camping trip Dad venture video on YouTube if you want
the fourth adventure go to the wild. And what are
YouTube channeling? And say all that gear there
Popular Podcasts
NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal
Gregg Rosenthal and a rotating crew of elite NFL Media co-hosts, including Patrick Claybon, Colleen Wolfe, Steve Wyche, Nick Shook and Jourdan Rodrigue of The Athletic get you caught up daily on all the NFL news and analysis you need to be smarter and funnier than your friends.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com