July 18, 2025 • 36 mins
- Do you have a sexy voice?
- Will guesses what Taylor Swift Ordered
- Phone Alone
- Seeing other Parents naked
- The Cake reveal - Max hates Woody
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free I Heard.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Podcast. Did you join us at a good time? Maybe
I throw my head at the ring? That was very good.
Thanks mate. You're just trying to be John though. What
you do?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You're thinking about the sexiest voice in Australia. He's on
the phone right now, Sexy John. Welcome back to the show,
Sexy John. Oh god, yesterday John called, he called.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
For can you hear it? But look beyond that, we
thought that he had the sexiest voice we ever heard. John.
It's got written here. You've got a can do attitude.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
To give it a game?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
God?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
How deep is your voice? Yeah, I'm jealous.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
That is a soft drink?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Nice John, Nice, Johnny nice?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
That is also a soft drink?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Sorry Johnny, Sorry John John? I mean, what have we
actually got to say something sexy? What? What's something sexy?
Sexy John could say? Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Say whoopsie, daisies, I just dropped massage oil all over
my chest?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Who just dropped massage all over my chest?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Thought that was a bit funny though, Oh man, that
was funny about that's that's obviously a classic sexy line.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We've all right, So look, John, incredible voice, Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And we think that someone in the production team has
said send us a pick John. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Guys, you are a taken man, aren't you. John? Yeah?
Married one day, soon to be one day one day.
Imagine you doing your vows, John.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Man, Yeah, yeah, OHI gods.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So the way it's gonna work, we're trying to find
the sexiest voice in Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is time for the sexy boys. All right. The people
have called in either think they've.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Got a sexy voice, they've been told they've got a
sexy voice.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
John currently in the lead, undeniably.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Now, just like the game The Voice or the TV
show The Voice, Woods and I are both on swivel chairs,
and we will swivel around, yep, and we will call
out the unnamed contestant.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
They've all been named. Call the one called two, call three,
all the way all the way down. If we like them, press.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The imaginary button, spin the chair and then we can
talk to them.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, we can get to know them. Okay, here we go,
Caller one, say the unsexy line.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Beddy Conkers in the kitchen. She's faking change.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Not for me. Well, I'm gonna turn around. I didn't
mind it, didn't mind it. Hello, what's what's your name?
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Then, Jess, I'm having a chat with Jess.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Jess. You think you've got a sexy voice. You got
told you have a sexy voice.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
I've been told I have a sexy voice, like a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Alrighty, Well, hang on, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let's get let's Jesus Christ, Harry.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Doesn't it call it to say the unsexy line?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Ready, Crocker.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
She's in the kitchen and she's burnt ors.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
On you close, close.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But I think for mine it's it's it's a it's
a slightly poor man's John. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think we've already I thought it's call it too.
Is all right? But okay, let's go to call three.
Call three, say the unsexy line. Call three.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Denny Cocker's in the kitchen baking up a cake.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Super creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Collar's makin who's calling skin crawl?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Look.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I think what we've got here, Will is a bit
of a situation where where's caller one gone?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Where is caller one gone? I think it was Jess
because I think she's hung up. Do you want to
get Jess back? Let's get We need to get Jess back.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Look, obviously you are obviously impeded here by the fact
that we're obviously intersexual males.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I think I think we should make things tricky. I
think we should get a conversation going between.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes and sexy John. My God, get her back. Let's
get her back.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think that I think the world will explode if
the two of them converse.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like John's taken, I assume Jess is taken as well.
This is all just a just a sport.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Absolutely, It's just to listen to two of the sexiest
voices in the world go back and back like people.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Johnny, you there, mate, Okay, would you mind having a
chat with sexy Jess?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, worries, well platonic of course. This is literally just
a scientific experiment to see if too sexy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What do you think will happen here?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It was I think the world could explode, Okay, I
think or just there will.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Be some We probably need a subject matter for them
as well, maybe baking a cake.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think that's pretty safe.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, So we've got sexy John, We've got I'm not
going to call you sexy Jess, and it's going to
call you Jess.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Are you there, Sexy Jess Jess?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh, okay, Jess, I just want you to talk to
sexy john On about baking cakes.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Far away guys.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Hey, John, I'm going to need you to pass me
that flower because I've got the fifty here and it
needs fifty. And if you could just pass me that
milk so I could start putting that in and folding
it over nice and slowly so you should get a
nice and good texture going.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Chime in anytime, mate, chime in anytime.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
No worries, I'll just crack their eggs.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh is that a giant man of a few words.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Let's just let's just watch talents at its finest. Skill
at its finest, I'd almost call this wizardry. Will you
have an ability to somehow figure out what anyone has
ordered at any restaurant effectively? Now it's Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey. This time they've had a date night. Very exciting,
(06:06):
and this.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is pretty weird.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
This always happened, but there's now a news story about
what they ordered because everyone wants to know what they ordered,
so well, this isn't the first time we've done this.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
When Taylor Swith was in Australia.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I think she was in Sydney at the time, there
was a lot of media attention over the fact that
she aided a particular restaurant.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I tossed the menu too, is a bit of fun
and said, what do you reckon? She ordered, and then
I just saw the genius go to work to start.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
They're getting olives, and they're getting for Karta and I
think for Maine they're gonna skip all the SECONDI which
is the fish and the steak, and I think they're
just going to get a couple of pastas.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I thought it was a bit of fun, like I
was a bit of a laugh. I then looked at
what they ordered and you pretty much got everything right.
They got the fakatra and the olives by more unbelievable,
and then they got an array of small pasta dishes.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's gonna be over. That's actually remarkable. That is actually remarkable.
Picked the eyes out of it woods.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
The hater's gonna hate hate, hate, hate hate years now,
and the food pickure is going to pep.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Going with that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Let's figure out if this was a flat because they
have eaten at a place called Harries. And I'm gonna
be honest, Will Harries, It's just called Harris in America.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Are there in America? Like what city? Palm Beach? Okay,
they're in Palm Beach. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is a pretty extensive menu. Okay, I am now
handing the menu over.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What sort of food we're talking just like modern American
sort of vibes.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There's a been of seafood on there.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, it looks like a bit of everything.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, So there'll be a classics there on there. There'll
be there'll be there'll be a broccolini, there'll be a
nice steak, they'll be Jesus Christ is good. There'll be
a collection of yeah yeah, yeah, there carbohydrates, fries, potatoes,
and before I hand over classic entrees, I imagine there's
going to be some oysters on there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
My god, you're good.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You just know you know these places, maybe a crudo
of some sort, i'd say, scallops even.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, Okay, just stop mentioning what's on the menu, alright,
s it and I know what's on the menu, mate,
This is my absolute superpower. What you need to know
is that they ordered seven things off this menu, and
they also ordered a cocktail each. Now for mine, it's
only going for double points if you go for the
cockies as well. But this will truly be extraordinary if
you nail the cocktail. I'm going to hand you the
(08:30):
menu right now. That is the menu for the food
and the menu for the cockies. The cocktails there they
had seven, okay, and they hang.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
On to America. There's a crab cake on there, and
start of them and be honest, this.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Is not my bag. Ordinarily, this is this is d
And then.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now we are going to go to a song while
you analyze the menu, because no one wants to hear
you just go through menu items.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
He's a footballer. Is he still play? Is he still playing?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Bit of speculation of weather he'll retire, but yes, he
is still still playing. We learned last time T was
on a huge et. I'm going to give me one
before the song. You want to hold off.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
They're getting a steak. They're getting to argue. They've got
a steak menu here, they're gonna get argued.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Hes got one, he's got Twell, the money more up, negs.
I mean, this is amazing. You have you've tuned in
at the right time Australia, Because Will McMahon has I'm
gonna be honest, a relatively useless skill, but an amazing
skill all the same.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
There's a TV showing this, there's a radio bit every
now and then, go.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Ahead and have an Channel seven, pay for it, and
then I rock up and I'm just gonna guess what.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You had watched it bad? I would watch that bad.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So so Will is able to tell what two people
are going to eat when he sees the menu. He
can just he can analyze people and just know what
they will get. Now, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey have
had a date night in Palm Beach at a place
called Harry's. Now, all I've told Will is that they
(10:01):
ordered seven items off the menu. I'm gonna be honest,
it's a pretty extensive menu. If you want to go
for double points, Will, I've also given you the cocktail menu.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They ordered a drink each, just one drink each. Now,
before the song, I haven't even looked at the cocos.
I haven't had a time. You don't have to go
for the cocos. That's just for the double points.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But before the song almost like a throwaway obvious comment.
You said, they're obviously having the steak, they'd be going
the Wagu philet mignon. And yes, they did get the
Wagu phile mignon.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So you've got one, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
More easy to get that's easy can and and the
fact that you've already approved my phile mignon the Wau
pretty much that that has type cast them exactly how
I expected them to be typecast, which is rich flogs
and and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
One of them. You got to remember.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You got to remember also that her partner, Travis Kelsey
is a meathead as well, so he's like a big
NFL player, right, So.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They're going to eat a lot seven they ordered.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You've kindly wiped off the advertisers for me, which was
nice because but even then, I'm looking at it going
because I did a little bit of research on Taylor
Swift earlier when I knusually she's from Tennessee right now,
Tennessee not famous for their seafood, Okay, so I can't
see and I'm pretty sure I did this last time
we spoke about Taylor Schiff. She's not going to be
(11:29):
aating any raw fish. She's not even going to be
any fish by itself. But keep in mind, she is
a rich flog, so always comes back to them.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And I knew that, and then we knew that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We knew that she liked pasta from last time they spoke.
All right, so rich flog into pasta. If you're a
rich flog and you're into pasta, what are.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You going to have? I don't know, This isn't much.
I'll tell you what you're gonna have, mate, You're gonna
have a lobster rosotto. Moly, he's got another one.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's forty five. That's forty five US dollars for a pasta.
And she gets to say, I'll tell you what I'll
have it. And that's why I chose to argue, because
ninety two US dollars for aigu.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Philet mignon ridiculous. You've got two, you've got two out
of seven.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Two.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Now let's remember Woods. What did I call him a meathead?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yes, he's a meathead, right, he's a meathead. He's a
big boof book boy. So he's out there going, gee whiz,
I'm going to have something. And keep in mind there American,
they're hardcore American. What have you got there? Under the entrees?
We've got a lamb curry. They're not having that, chicken brocoli.
They're not having that. What's underneath that?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Woods? Do you tell me? I'm not telling you. No,
tell me what's underneath that?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Tell me? What's the third item under entrees? On the
right there? Lamb curry, chicken.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Broccoli, dry aged burger, getting the dry age burger? Twenty
eight US dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Unbelievable. Market down market got three? You've got three? Market
down are the easy ones. I'm going to say it's
going to get harder for me after this, but there
is This is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
This is a TV show, Okay, this is where it
gets chicky.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They're obviously having a salad, so I'm going to go
for the Iceberg wedge bacon blue cheese salad. You have
another one. This is unbelievable. He's got four out of seven.
He's got four out of seven.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
At this point, I'm probably thinking to myself, gee whiz,
I've had enough to eat. But he's a big boof
book meatthead. He plays the NFL, so he's going to
get some carbs. He's not getting to poland of fries.
He's definitely not getting the tempora onion rings, far too
fancy for the big buf buff man. But I'll tell
you what he could be getting as a big bull
buff man. I just looked it up before, with your permission.
(13:21):
A Yukon Gold whipped potato comes with extra butter. It's
mashed potato with extra carbohydrates and calories. So I think
out of that, he's either getting the French cut fries
or the Yukon Gold with potato. I think Taylor's not
having any of it. She's not going to have any caves.
She's got to keep herself tight for those shows. He's
getting the Yukon Gold withped potato over the French fries,
isn't he?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Isn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Trav So and I just want to check here on
my sheet it says potato puree.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's a Yukon Gold with potato at sixteen.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
At sixteen, it gets very very hard. You got two
to go. Oh god, okay, thank you told you. I'm
good at this.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
So I was going to go for another steak there,
but he's probably had got I got to argue, it's okay,
I can. Maybe they've got to get some greens, I reckon,
even if it's just for show. I know they've got
the salad there, so they're gonna get the greens again.
Just let's just go through it like logically. Okay, these
guys are Americans. This isn't hard, guys, this is easy.
You can all do this at home. They're not getting
the spinish, they're not getting the Madeira mushrooms. They're certainly
not going to be getting the roaster of des baragers
(14:26):
with blistered tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's outrageous. They're not cultured enough for it. Woods. They're flogs.
They're rich flogs.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
So I think the word green bean ammon dean is
going to deter them and plus at rhymes and sound
a bit weird. So I think they're getting the sauteed
garlic broccolini.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I think they are. They are give it to me. Yeah,
how many? How many have I got left? You've got
one to go?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, cool, I can wipe off the seafood section. They're
landlocked flogs. They're Americans, they're rich Americans. They're not getting
the curry. They're not getting the broccolini. They're not getting
the only thing I can see them getting. They're either
going to get one more God, are they going to
get chips? They're going to get chips or they're going to
get another pasta. That's where I'm at. I think I
(15:09):
think the catcher Peppe is too much for I think
it's too fancy for them, just the name. I think
I think they're going to get a bowl of fries.
I think they're gonna get a French cut fries. I
think I think they're gonna get two carves.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You said that they got the catcher, literally the second
last one with you wicking? Will you? They're rich flogs,
of course they'd get the catchio pet bet.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No one touched it. They just wanted to say cacio
pet beer. I just didn't think that Kelsey would be
able to pronounce it. I think he looked it up,
he googled it. He chat GP's headed on the drive in.
He wanted to look cultured. He got the catcho pepper.
Hey mate, not bad? Six out of seven. Do you
want to have a little crack at those cockies? Just
real quick?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Fair enough?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. Yes, it's
phone alone. You're trying to convince us that you're in
the car with someone else. That's right, And then we
decide is someone else actually there or you just putting
on a voice along?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, so the phone number is thirteen one oh six
y five if you would like to play convinces you're
in the car with somebody else. Again, we decide if
someone is actually there or if you're just putting.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
On a very good voice.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
This is as close to radio lip sinking as we
can get, woods very visual bit lip sinking.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I'm going to the nitty gritty term magic. It's a
strong boat. It's a very strong boat.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Sararah, Hi, who are you in the car with?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Sarah? I'm with Annabella? And what's your relation to Annabella?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
She's my daughter?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How old your daughter?
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Eleven?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Eleven?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, okay, can you check Annabella on the phone please?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Hi. That's a quick transition, very quick. Could be on hands, frae,
could be on hands, Anabella? Were you at school today?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I thought it was school? Holdays, good question? What did
your what did you learn today at school? Annabella? Excuse me? Religion? Religion?
Sah there by yourself?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Mate, I reckon, there's no living year old who is
doing religious studies in this.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
This day and age. What are you there by yourself? Sarah?
Speaker 6 (17:29):
No, I'm not actually.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Right. Final line, quick transition, because right off the bat
I thought you were definitely the same person.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Because are you actually studying religion at school today? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Yeah, hello?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Hello? What part of religion did you learn? Annabella?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Jesus?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Just the whole Jesus bit awesome about him?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Tyson, we're playing final line? Can you convince this? You're
in the car with somebody else?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Cameo?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Are you in the car with Tys? Me and my
mate Darren?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
He's a Kiwi fellow.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
We're just driving home from work.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, so work together? Where do you work together?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
We're in the Civil Game. We're adding Western Sydney at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Civil Game. CI like that game? All right, Tyson, Let's
let's talk to Darren the Kiwi.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I'll just chuck him on.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
No idea there you going broize them.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
My name's Darren.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hey Darren, So Darren, how is the Civil Game today?
What did you actually do?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Darren?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Not much.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
My g me and my me and my mate Tisson.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
We just were fasting around.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You know, you're fighting around pretty much.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah, bro, we don't really get much work done when
we're together?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Were from? Were from? Darren?
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I'm from art.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What's the what's that? What's Tyson's best physical feature?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Darren?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh, definitely, he looks g definitely pulls all the girls
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's definitely.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think that's for you by yourself, that about yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Is it you by yourself? Tyson? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (19:14):
Boys, the sure is.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Bad luck tys bad like good fine alone in the end?
There mate, very good? Do you pull all the girls
on the weekend? Tys? Is that how it actually is?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
No, bro, I'm actually gay?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh taking calls right now? Thirteen one and six five?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Did you see someone else's parent naked? For me, that's
the pinnacle of awkwardness. I think when it's all within
the family, I think, don't get me wrong, Oh didn't
want to see you know, mum or dad nude.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But at the end of the day, it's family.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I think when you step into that air of like
seeing a friend's parent naked or something, it's just like
we can never get along.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'll always see it. Let's go to Sky, need to
be weird. There are incidental nudities. Let's find out Sky's cool. Sky,
who'd you see naked?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
My mother in law. Yeah, we're at a long, long
day rotorbike riding.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Everyone was dirty.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
We've shot Gun's first shower. When I got home anyway,
I was in the middle shower and next second I
heard the door open. I've looked out and it was
the mother in law getting completely naked, and she's like,
we've all got the same bits. No need to be afraid.
I've never had a quicker shower in my life. And
there's something that I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
For me, it gets more awkward when they're so confident
being nude around you.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Well, you know I've got this problem every time every
time I go on holiday with my family in law.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, here we go. As soon as I leave the house,
they all get nerd together.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, and they've both got my mother in law and
my father in law both have new partners. Yeah, And
whenever I leave the house, they all.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Just get nerd, and they nerd the whole time.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And then Sam puts a call in when we're five
minutes from home, and then they all put their clothes
on again.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Out.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
One time, I believe there was an incident where your
mother in law thought that you were the father in
law and went up Frank's driving down the driveway, quick
flash and she just dropped for the onesie.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
And then you were like, it's well made up.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I've been flashed by my mother in law. I mean
she's stripped off in your shower.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
For God's sake, she did when I gave her a
house tour. Yeah, that was that was interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Let's go to Curtis here, Curtis the Dutch Curtis, just
say naked.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Curtis, talk to me.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It was about when I was fourteen. My friend he
lived at the end of the street, and we went
in to play the Wei we Sports sound think Mario cut,
and you just walk in in front of the TV. Yeah,
good to go, and I looked behind and just to
see if the door was closed. And his mother's just
seem normal to him, I guess, but for me it
was really weird. And she was just butt naked on
(21:46):
the couch full that's so bear, and it was just
it was a it was a shock and a half.
So I ended up just that's I didn't go back
into the house after.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Curtis, you're playing the Mario cut, You're mid Marrio gud
and you just you feel the presence behind you, and
you look behind you and the mumm is nude on
the couch.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, that's that's right, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, he's that's pretty hard. That's before we go to Jack.
I'll tell my pool story real quick. So this was.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
At a school function. Y, this is so, this is
so full of school parents, right, and was at a
particularly nice house. There was a pool and I said
to my ex girlfriend's dad at the time, Oh, let's
go for a dip.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
We should go for a dip.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
So we're having a swim, and then these two other
parents came and joined us. Now very important to note
that these two parents were from separate relationships. Two parents
from separate relationships with separate children.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
At the school and at the function. Yes, they come
in through to us. It's all a bit of fun.
We're all in.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The pool, the goods the pool, and then they go
after the corner of the pool and there's a there's
a kind of a giggle going on, and then they made
a little bit of tickling going on, and and me
and Phil are kind of like, you know, reading the
tea leaves a little bit, and we were like, what
is happening here?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
They start kissing, stripping, they got nude and it was
on school, Yeah, while their kids are playing forty forty home.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
And then yeah not not twenty meters from where they were.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And then Phil and I had to like slowly creep
out of the pool to like get away.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
From the old totally wild Yeah, and so obviously I
saw it all is. Yeah, it was forty forty home
in the pool as well, wasn't it. It's got to Jack,
Oh my god, I could have said anything there.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Well, at seven point thirty this morning, I had to
give my two year old an entire white chocolate mudcake. Yes,
not what I wanted to do, but I did it
for you. And that is because my two year old
Max currently hates you. If you've missed the journey, I've
listened to this.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm here with Woody. Hello Max, Max is your friend?
Do you like Woody? No? Queer loving you? So we
don't like Woody? No? Can you hear me? Max? She's running?
Did you say she's running? Run after her? Run up
(24:09):
through it?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Do you like?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The great interview is that I asked what you might
be able to do for her to consider you a
friend again?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Lop cout for me. If he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate, white sugar
lar I heard those words, went to Women's Weekly, got
myself a recipe, beautiful mud white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Could it have brought her one?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
As I said, But as I told you at the time,
you've probably gotten the way exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And I don't want our relationship when we do hopefully
get a friendship, I don't want it to be based
on lies.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Right, she did say make a cake for me exactly.
You could have done your own time, but you chose
to do it in the middle of the radio show.
Got a white chocolate cake first? I think two fred
De grabs are better. That's too easy. You just chopped
that will if you preheated your oven, by.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The way, no, it doesn't say to preheat the oven method.
It doesn't say preheat the oven. No, yeah, a right,
preheat in the oven. Now I'm grading some butter. Will
grading that says great the butter, It says great butter.
It is a gram of butter, two hundred and fifty
grams of butter, which is just great.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Will be five hundred grams. So why don't you just
have that perfectly. I've got a measuring thing here sixty nine.
I'm just trying to open a bag of sugar. Sugars.
Down the sugars, down the sugar, sugar sugar. Pretty stressful.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You can see that instagram TikTok Will and what I
made sure the cake was an airtight container.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I brought it home and sorry that sounds bad. But
the cake that I brought into the radio studio spending
an hour and it was good. It smelled good, Lewis,
It's sunk a bit. Well.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I didn't have a nice symmetry to it. You know,
cakes normally have a nice It kind of sloped off
the edge.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I deliberately did a hill, because like.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
The lawns out in the front of Parliament House, I
was going I was going for that sloped.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well, look she got it this morning, mate, we're gonna
go to a song. Tell her, I burt my finger
say that, Scar. Did you tell her that? Well? Will?
Are you trying to help me or not? I am
trying to help you, mate.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I have to give my child a white chocolate mud
cake at seven thirty, so you buddy better get around me.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Are you going to find out whether she likes you
or not. On the other side, Good after night everyone.
It is well and Woody.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I'm not going to recontextualize it because we've been talking
about it for a while, but basically, my two year
old daughter Max hates Woody and he's trying to do
everything so that she likes him again.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's yes, it's pathetic all the things.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yes, it's I know it's pathetic. And I totally understand
that I shouldn't care. I get I'm a groan, I'm
a thirty six year old man. But at the end
of the day, I do care, and I need to
need at this point, I.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Need her to like me. I understand that. So she
said that she wanted a white chocolate cake. Yep. This
morning I gave her the cake. Now, oh my lord,
did you do it? Yeah? Okay, just you didn't ruin
it in the car because you took it home from work.
I was very careful about it. Did you did. I
wrapped it up, trust me, keep the fresh lime. I
(27:10):
want just to be over as much as you do.
Did you warm it up a bit? I want? No?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I did.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It was seven thirty this morning, okay, so I had
to give it the cake before she went to crash
this morning, which, to be honest, was a pain in
the ass. More importantly, I didn't factor into account that
if you give it. First of all, it is nearly
Max's birthday, so she turns three soon. And she knows
that because she's been asking for ages, when is it
my birthday? And we've been saying it's coming up soon.
Your we've been saying your birthday's next. So what do
(27:36):
you think happened when I turned around and gave her
a cake seven thirty this morning?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What what are you going to make for you? Okay?
Did you see him making the cake? Broke the plate?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Than is this?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Would you like to try the cake? It's not your birthday? Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So amazing that she she said, he broke the She
watched you the cake, She watched you make it, and
he used his hand ends which I should have been.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Were in gloves. She would realize she make it. She
was really impressed by that.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
She saw you break But you can go on see
the videos on our socialistream TikTok wi him Woody.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
So she definitely knows I made it, which is a
great sign. Apologies about the fact.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
That your birthday think nightmare. No, no, like proper nightmare.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
So I had to tell her that it wasn't her birthday,
and then she had which she was devastated, like devastation.
So she's like, where are the presents? Where are the candles?
And we were like no, So that happy birthday you
heard that was just that we had to compromise. So
I was like, I to tell you what. We'll sing
the song, but it's not your day. And then she said,
I've got to go to Krash and I was like, okay, great,
and then she goes, I get to take my birthday
cake and give it to everybody, and I was like, no,
(28:47):
you don't. First of all, white chocolate cake. Second of all,
Daddy's got a yoga class in half an hour and
he's not taking the cake. So the compromise we reached
there was she was allowed to take the cake to
Crash yea, and she could tell everyone it was her birthday.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yep, great, but she knew it wasn't her birthday.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hilarious. So now that's a very funny compromise. She's won
that negotiation.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
At the moment, she's winning everything. She's on top of us,
she's on top of you, and that's on top of me.
I actually got to say to her, I actually watched
my friend weirdly, I watched the whole process.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
You can see it online. All right, okay, let's yeah,
let's get down to it. So once we got through
the happy birthdays, obviously she wants to try it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
She now gets to impress her friends with the cake
I made for her, like it just apologies to my
daughter's crash.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
By the way, I don't know what they do with
that cake today. And Max walked up pretty much high
because you know, she had a lot of white chocolate
cake before walking in the door. That's fair. Does she
like me? Though, let's hear. Let's hear what she said? Okay,
are you ready?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Well no, but yeah, okay, here we go, I think,
he says again, he says online a bit later on,
but this is the moment.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Does my daughter approve of you? Here the cake from Woody?
He's got sprinkle?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
What do you think try?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
You're trying? Yeah, it doesn't look pretty?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Looks pretty? And on the top it says Max loves Woody.
What do you think it's good?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Now that you tried the cake?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
What do you have to say to Woody? Is woody?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Now your friend?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Do you like woody?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
By are you kidding?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Nah, that is ridiculous. How did you sit through that?
And she goes, it's the sprinkles. It looks pretty, it
tastes good. It was ticking all seeing the grin on
her face. This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists. Mate.
You gave her what she wanted. She's taken what she wanted.
How much now she's walked king away?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
She's she strode off into the She strode off to
her daycare thinking it was her birthday with a whole
white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
She owes you nothing. She's beaten you. She does, she
doesn't cake. That's how the world works? How much made is?
She wants right down? Number? Write down a number. I'm
mean serious, I write her a check. We are we okay?
So where are we at? Are we just finishing this
or I am done with it?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Alfair? Now I'll do this off Okay. I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
No, she's not, and I think, alf Air, I think
we'll just leave it alone as well, just give us
some space.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, okay, that's what she wants. What are we talking?
A day two days. I hate this.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Thirteen one six five. Did you either stay with someone
or or leave them because of their pet?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Shoot?
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Steal?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Shoot? Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
The dude in the UK christa.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
He is going to be getting married to a woman
who liked his videos with hamsters.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So you think she's just with him because of the hamster?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Like, do you think if Popcorn the hamster died, that
is the hamster's name, Popcorn, she'd go, that's the best
part about you.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Interesting you say that Popcorn is dead?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Oh wow, wow, glad you're sorry to drop that on.
I think just of natural causes, says here. Yeah, just
natural causes.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
A lot of hamsters die from cats. I don't think
there was any foul play here, but all our guinea
pigs were gone from cats, got in the cage. Okay,
we don't have to go into massacre.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
And then sadly Popcorn's not here, still getting married, still
getting married hamster?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah no, no, no, for guys, he was dead man.
Let's go to Hailey. Let's move this on Hailey. Oh,
here we go. So you left a guy because of
the pet hails.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, I did my pets. It was the first time
he stayed over. We've been dating for a couple of
months though, and I've grown up with my dog sleeping
in my bed. We've always had smallish kind of dogs.
He picked up my chiaa and he said this might
need to sleep on the floor. I'm like, hey, mate,
there's no dog bed on my bedroom. Do you really
think he doesn't sleep in the bed. But I was
(33:20):
polite enough to let him stay the night, but he
never slipt over again.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Sh So were you want to do? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
If you're a single person you've got a pet, they
are If you can't get with the pit, you're out.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Did you did?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
You?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Were you honest? Were you like, listen, you kicked my
dog out of the bed?
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
No, I did.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
The next day when he was leaving, I didn't say
it to his face, but I did send him a
text message saying, hey, mate, you can't come into my
house and start to rearrange things I where my dog sleeps.
This isn't going to work for me.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Haley, was the dog in the bed when you were
buttering the biscuit or was it just afterwards?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
No, we never buttered the biscuit. We never quite got
that far. But I'm glad I didn't because if you can't,
you know, that was my first baby. Essentially I have
kids now, but.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't want to go into it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
But if a buttering of the biscuit was on the cards,
would the dog would stay in the bed though?
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Because ummm, well, the buttering of the biscuit. Now with
my husband, the dog get a dog treaty and they
have they do have beds on the couch by themselves.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
But in the bedroom there's a moment with the dog
where yeah, I don't mind buttering the biscuit if the
dog and the dog's in the bed. If you don't
notice the dog, sometimes they they don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
They just get a little like they're in your face
and you're like too much looking at me, too much? Yeah,
you're judging me.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
There's a look you've already done, Nancy, you left because
of a pet talk to me?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Nance Oh can you hear me.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
On the air? Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Look.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
It was three dates actually, and i'd gone with him.
It was like meet me, meet my dog. And he
had a sat Bernard.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh wow, big dog, big dog.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Yeah, And I understand they got big girls and when
they shake their heir.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
That's just this water fall of flying waterfall of saliva
comes out when he shakes his growls.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yes, that was too much for you?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Well, yes it was.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
And I gave him the benefit of the day because
the next time we went on a day we were
going somewhere nice. I thought, well, obviously he'll clean his car.
And I got into this car and it just smelt
of wet dog and it was quite disgusting, and I thought,
I just can't handle this. And I thought, well, I'm
not I'm going to do the right thing here. I'll
break up with him. I won't do this over the phone.
(35:38):
So I caught up with him to the third time,
and honestly, he wasn't at all surprised. I think it
happened to him several times in the past. And I'm
a big animal lover.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, it sounds like you. It really does sell you.
I never made it to the wedding, jowls that guy nice.
Let's go to Sarah sitting to joke up there about
your own gear, Sarah thirteen six five. Sarah, you also
(36:15):
left a guy because of a pet? What happens? Sarah?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Yes, I did. I was in a long term toxic relationship,
and the bird then started to get stressed and anxious
and depressed and started plucking out his feathers and would
attack my head whenever I was on the phone with him.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
So then I left the relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Sorry the bird. The bird came in quick. There there
was a bird. There was a bird.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
So I had a bird.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yes, immediately, I think she's got the bird, Sarah. So
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
Podcast. Did you join us at a good time? Maybe
I throw my head at the ring? That was very good.
Thanks mate. You're just trying to be John though. What
you do?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You're thinking about the sexiest voice in Australia. He's on
the phone right now, Sexy John. Welcome back to the show,
Sexy John. Oh god, yesterday John called, he called.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
For can you hear it? But look beyond that, we
thought that he had the sexiest voice we ever heard. John.
It's got written here. You've got a can do attitude.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
To give it a game?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
God?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
How deep is your voice? Yeah, I'm jealous.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
That is a soft drink?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Nice John, Nice, Johnny nice?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
That is also a soft drink?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Sorry Johnny, Sorry John John? I mean, what have we
actually got to say something sexy? What? What's something sexy?
Sexy John could say? Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Say whoopsie, daisies, I just dropped massage oil all over
my chest?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Who just dropped massage all over my chest?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Thought that was a bit funny though, Oh man, that
was funny about that's that's obviously a classic sexy line.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We've all right, So look, John, incredible voice, Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And we think that someone in the production team has
said send us a pick John. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Guys, you are a taken man, aren't you. John? Yeah?
Married one day, soon to be one day one day.
Imagine you doing your vows, John.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Man, Yeah, yeah, OHI gods.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So the way it's gonna work, we're trying to find
the sexiest voice in Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is time for the sexy boys. All right. The people
have called in either think they've.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Got a sexy voice, they've been told they've got a
sexy voice.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
John currently in the lead, undeniably.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Now, just like the game The Voice or the TV
show The Voice, Woods and I are both on swivel chairs,
and we will swivel around, yep, and we will call
out the unnamed contestant.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
They've all been named. Call the one called two, call three,
all the way all the way down. If we like them, press.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The imaginary button, spin the chair and then we can
talk to them.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, we can get to know them. Okay, here we go,
Caller one, say the unsexy line.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Beddy Conkers in the kitchen. She's faking change.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Not for me. Well, I'm gonna turn around. I didn't
mind it, didn't mind it. Hello, what's what's your name?
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Then, Jess, I'm having a chat with Jess.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Jess. You think you've got a sexy voice. You got
told you have a sexy voice.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
I've been told I have a sexy voice, like a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Alrighty, Well, hang on, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let's get let's Jesus Christ, Harry.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Doesn't it call it to say the unsexy line?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Ready, Crocker.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
She's in the kitchen and she's burnt ors.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
On you close, close.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But I think for mine it's it's it's a it's
a slightly poor man's John. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think we've already I thought it's call it too.
Is all right? But okay, let's go to call three.
Call three, say the unsexy line. Call three.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Denny Cocker's in the kitchen baking up a cake.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Super creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Collar's makin who's calling skin crawl?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Look.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I think what we've got here, Will is a bit
of a situation where where's caller one gone?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Where is caller one gone? I think it was Jess
because I think she's hung up. Do you want to
get Jess back? Let's get We need to get Jess back.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Look, obviously you are obviously impeded here by the fact
that we're obviously intersexual males.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I think I think we should make things tricky. I
think we should get a conversation going between.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes and sexy John. My God, get her back. Let's
get her back.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think that I think the world will explode if
the two of them converse.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like John's taken, I assume Jess is taken as well.
This is all just a just a sport.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Absolutely, It's just to listen to two of the sexiest
voices in the world go back and back like people.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Johnny, you there, mate, Okay, would you mind having a
chat with sexy Jess?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, worries, well platonic of course. This is literally just
a scientific experiment to see if too sexy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What do you think will happen here?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It was I think the world could explode, Okay, I
think or just there will.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Be some We probably need a subject matter for them
as well, maybe baking a cake.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think that's pretty safe.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, So we've got sexy John, We've got I'm not
going to call you sexy Jess, and it's going to
call you Jess.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Are you there, Sexy Jess Jess?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh, okay, Jess, I just want you to talk to
sexy john On about baking cakes.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Far away guys.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Hey, John, I'm going to need you to pass me
that flower because I've got the fifty here and it
needs fifty. And if you could just pass me that
milk so I could start putting that in and folding
it over nice and slowly so you should get a
nice and good texture going.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Chime in anytime, mate, chime in anytime.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
No worries, I'll just crack their eggs.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh is that a giant man of a few words.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Let's just let's just watch talents at its finest. Skill
at its finest, I'd almost call this wizardry. Will you
have an ability to somehow figure out what anyone has
ordered at any restaurant effectively? Now it's Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey. This time they've had a date night. Very exciting,
(06:06):
and this.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Is pretty weird.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
This always happened, but there's now a news story about
what they ordered because everyone wants to know what they ordered,
so well, this isn't the first time we've done this.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
When Taylor Swith was in Australia.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I think she was in Sydney at the time, there
was a lot of media attention over the fact that
she aided a particular restaurant.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I tossed the menu too, is a bit of fun
and said, what do you reckon? She ordered, and then
I just saw the genius go to work to start.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
They're getting olives, and they're getting for Karta and I
think for Maine they're gonna skip all the SECONDI which
is the fish and the steak, and I think they're
just going to get a couple of pastas.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I thought it was a bit of fun, like I
was a bit of a laugh. I then looked at
what they ordered and you pretty much got everything right.
They got the fakatra and the olives by more unbelievable,
and then they got an array of small pasta dishes.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's gonna be over. That's actually remarkable. That is actually remarkable.
Picked the eyes out of it woods.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
The hater's gonna hate hate, hate, hate hate years now,
and the food pickure is going to pep.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Going with that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Let's figure out if this was a flat because they
have eaten at a place called Harries. And I'm gonna
be honest, Will Harries, It's just called Harris in America.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Are there in America? Like what city? Palm Beach? Okay,
they're in Palm Beach. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is a pretty extensive menu. Okay, I am now
handing the menu over.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What sort of food we're talking just like modern American
sort of vibes.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There's a been of seafood on there.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, it looks like a bit of everything.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, So there'll be a classics there on there. There'll
be there'll be there'll be a broccolini, there'll be a
nice steak, they'll be Jesus Christ is good. There'll be
a collection of yeah yeah, yeah, there carbohydrates, fries, potatoes,
and before I hand over classic entrees, I imagine there's
going to be some oysters on there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
My god, you're good.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You just know you know these places, maybe a crudo
of some sort, i'd say, scallops even.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, Okay, just stop mentioning what's on the menu, alright,
s it and I know what's on the menu, mate,
This is my absolute superpower. What you need to know
is that they ordered seven things off this menu, and
they also ordered a cocktail each. Now for mine, it's
only going for double points if you go for the
cockies as well. But this will truly be extraordinary if
you nail the cocktail. I'm going to hand you the
(08:30):
menu right now. That is the menu for the food
and the menu for the cockies. The cocktails there they
had seven, okay, and they hang.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
On to America. There's a crab cake on there, and
start of them and be honest, this.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Is not my bag. Ordinarily, this is this is d
And then.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now we are going to go to a song while
you analyze the menu, because no one wants to hear
you just go through menu items.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
He's a footballer. Is he still play? Is he still playing?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Bit of speculation of weather he'll retire, but yes, he
is still still playing. We learned last time T was
on a huge et. I'm going to give me one
before the song. You want to hold off.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
They're getting a steak. They're getting to argue. They've got
a steak menu here, they're gonna get argued.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Hes got one, he's got Twell, the money more up, negs.
I mean, this is amazing. You have you've tuned in
at the right time Australia, Because Will McMahon has I'm
gonna be honest, a relatively useless skill, but an amazing
skill all the same.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
There's a TV showing this, there's a radio bit every
now and then, go.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Ahead and have an Channel seven, pay for it, and
then I rock up and I'm just gonna guess what.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You had watched it bad? I would watch that bad.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So so Will is able to tell what two people
are going to eat when he sees the menu. He
can just he can analyze people and just know what
they will get. Now, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey have
had a date night in Palm Beach at a place
called Harry's. Now, all I've told Will is that they
(10:01):
ordered seven items off the menu. I'm gonna be honest,
it's a pretty extensive menu. If you want to go
for double points, Will, I've also given you the cocktail menu.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They ordered a drink each, just one drink each. Now,
before the song, I haven't even looked at the cocos.
I haven't had a time. You don't have to go
for the cocos. That's just for the double points.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But before the song almost like a throwaway obvious comment.
You said, they're obviously having the steak, they'd be going
the Wagu philet mignon. And yes, they did get the
Wagu phile mignon.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So you've got one, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
More easy to get that's easy can and and the
fact that you've already approved my phile mignon the Wau
pretty much that that has type cast them exactly how
I expected them to be typecast, which is rich flogs
and and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
One of them. You got to remember.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You got to remember also that her partner, Travis Kelsey
is a meathead as well, so he's like a big
NFL player, right, So.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
They're going to eat a lot seven they ordered.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You've kindly wiped off the advertisers for me, which was
nice because but even then, I'm looking at it going
because I did a little bit of research on Taylor
Swift earlier when I knusually she's from Tennessee right now,
Tennessee not famous for their seafood, Okay, so I can't
see and I'm pretty sure I did this last time
we spoke about Taylor Schiff. She's not going to be
(11:29):
aating any raw fish. She's not even going to be
any fish by itself. But keep in mind, she is
a rich flog, so always comes back to them.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And I knew that, and then we knew that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We knew that she liked pasta from last time they spoke.
All right, so rich flog into pasta. If you're a
rich flog and you're into pasta, what are.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
You going to have? I don't know, This isn't much.
I'll tell you what you're gonna have, mate, You're gonna
have a lobster rosotto. Moly, he's got another one.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's forty five. That's forty five US dollars for a pasta.
And she gets to say, I'll tell you what I'll
have it. And that's why I chose to argue, because
ninety two US dollars for aigu.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Philet mignon ridiculous. You've got two, you've got two out
of seven.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Two.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Now let's remember Woods. What did I call him a meathead?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yes, he's a meathead, right, he's a meathead. He's a
big boof book boy. So he's out there going, gee whiz,
I'm going to have something. And keep in mind there American,
they're hardcore American. What have you got there? Under the entrees?
We've got a lamb curry. They're not having that, chicken brocoli.
They're not having that. What's underneath that?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Woods? Do you tell me? I'm not telling you. No,
tell me what's underneath that?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Tell me? What's the third item under entrees? On the
right there? Lamb curry, chicken.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Broccoli, dry aged burger, getting the dry age burger? Twenty
eight US dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Unbelievable. Market down market got three? You've got three? Market
down are the easy ones. I'm going to say it's
going to get harder for me after this, but there
is This is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
This is a TV show, Okay, this is where it
gets chicky.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
They're obviously having a salad, so I'm going to go
for the Iceberg wedge bacon blue cheese salad. You have
another one. This is unbelievable. He's got four out of seven.
He's got four out of seven.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
At this point, I'm probably thinking to myself, gee whiz,
I've had enough to eat. But he's a big boof
book meatthead. He plays the NFL, so he's going to
get some carbs. He's not getting to poland of fries.
He's definitely not getting the tempora onion rings, far too
fancy for the big buf buff man. But I'll tell
you what he could be getting as a big bull
buff man. I just looked it up before, with your permission.
(13:21):
A Yukon Gold whipped potato comes with extra butter. It's
mashed potato with extra carbohydrates and calories. So I think
out of that, he's either getting the French cut fries
or the Yukon Gold with potato. I think Taylor's not
having any of it. She's not going to have any caves.
She's got to keep herself tight for those shows. He's
getting the Yukon Gold withped potato over the French fries,
isn't he?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Isn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Trav So and I just want to check here on
my sheet it says potato puree.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's a Yukon Gold with potato at sixteen.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
At sixteen, it gets very very hard. You got two
to go. Oh god, okay, thank you told you. I'm
good at this.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
So I was going to go for another steak there,
but he's probably had got I got to argue, it's okay,
I can. Maybe they've got to get some greens, I reckon,
even if it's just for show. I know they've got
the salad there, so they're gonna get the greens again.
Just let's just go through it like logically. Okay, these
guys are Americans. This isn't hard, guys, this is easy.
You can all do this at home. They're not getting
the spinish, they're not getting the Madeira mushrooms. They're certainly
not going to be getting the roaster of des baragers
(14:26):
with blistered tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's outrageous. They're not cultured enough for it. Woods. They're flogs.
They're rich flogs.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
So I think the word green bean ammon dean is
going to deter them and plus at rhymes and sound
a bit weird. So I think they're getting the sauteed
garlic broccolini.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I think they are. They are give it to me. Yeah,
how many? How many have I got left? You've got
one to go?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, cool, I can wipe off the seafood section. They're
landlocked flogs. They're Americans, they're rich Americans. They're not getting
the curry. They're not getting the broccolini. They're not getting
the only thing I can see them getting. They're either
going to get one more God, are they going to
get chips? They're going to get chips or they're going to
get another pasta. That's where I'm at. I think I
(15:09):
think the catcher Peppe is too much for I think
it's too fancy for them, just the name. I think
I think they're going to get a bowl of fries.
I think they're gonna get a French cut fries. I
think I think they're gonna get two carves.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You said that they got the catcher, literally the second
last one with you wicking? Will you? They're rich flogs,
of course they'd get the catchio pet bet.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No one touched it. They just wanted to say cacio
pet beer. I just didn't think that Kelsey would be
able to pronounce it. I think he looked it up,
he googled it. He chat GP's headed on the drive in.
He wanted to look cultured. He got the catcho pepper.
Hey mate, not bad? Six out of seven. Do you
want to have a little crack at those cockies? Just
real quick?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Fair enough?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. Yes, it's
phone alone. You're trying to convince us that you're in
the car with someone else. That's right, And then we
decide is someone else actually there or you just putting
on a voice along?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, so the phone number is thirteen one oh six
y five if you would like to play convinces you're
in the car with somebody else. Again, we decide if
someone is actually there or if you're just putting.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
On a very good voice.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
This is as close to radio lip sinking as we
can get, woods very visual bit lip sinking.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I'm going to the nitty gritty term magic. It's a
strong boat. It's a very strong boat.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Sararah, Hi, who are you in the car with?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Sarah? I'm with Annabella? And what's your relation to Annabella?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
She's my daughter?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How old your daughter?
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Eleven?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Eleven?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, okay, can you check Annabella on the phone please?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Hi. That's a quick transition, very quick. Could be on hands, frae,
could be on hands, Anabella? Were you at school today?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I thought it was school? Holdays, good question? What did
your what did you learn today at school? Annabella? Excuse me? Religion? Religion?
Sah there by yourself?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Mate, I reckon, there's no living year old who is
doing religious studies in this.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
This day and age. What are you there by yourself? Sarah?
Speaker 6 (17:29):
No, I'm not actually.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Right. Final line, quick transition, because right off the bat
I thought you were definitely the same person.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Because are you actually studying religion at school today? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Yeah, hello?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Hello? What part of religion did you learn? Annabella?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Jesus?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Just the whole Jesus bit awesome about him?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Tyson, we're playing final line? Can you convince this? You're
in the car with somebody else?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Cameo?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Are you in the car with Tys? Me and my
mate Darren?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
He's a Kiwi fellow.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
We're just driving home from work.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, so work together? Where do you work together?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
We're in the Civil Game. We're adding Western Sydney at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Civil Game. CI like that game? All right, Tyson, Let's
let's talk to Darren the Kiwi.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I'll just chuck him on.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
No idea there you going broize them.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
My name's Darren.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hey Darren, So Darren, how is the Civil Game today?
What did you actually do?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Darren?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Not much.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
My g me and my me and my mate Tisson.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
We just were fasting around.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You know, you're fighting around pretty much.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah, bro, we don't really get much work done when
we're together?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Were from? Were from? Darren?
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I'm from art.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What's the what's that? What's Tyson's best physical feature?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Darren?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh, definitely, he looks g definitely pulls all the girls
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's definitely.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think that's for you by yourself, that about yourself?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Is it you by yourself? Tyson? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (19:14):
Boys, the sure is.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Bad luck tys bad like good fine alone in the end?
There mate, very good? Do you pull all the girls
on the weekend? Tys? Is that how it actually is?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
No, bro, I'm actually gay?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh taking calls right now? Thirteen one and six five?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Did you see someone else's parent naked? For me, that's
the pinnacle of awkwardness. I think when it's all within
the family, I think, don't get me wrong, Oh didn't
want to see you know, mum or dad nude.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But at the end of the day, it's family.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I think when you step into that air of like
seeing a friend's parent naked or something, it's just like
we can never get along.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'll always see it. Let's go to Sky, need to
be weird. There are incidental nudities. Let's find out Sky's cool. Sky,
who'd you see naked?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
My mother in law. Yeah, we're at a long, long
day rotorbike riding.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Everyone was dirty.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
We've shot Gun's first shower. When I got home anyway,
I was in the middle shower and next second I
heard the door open. I've looked out and it was
the mother in law getting completely naked, and she's like,
we've all got the same bits. No need to be afraid.
I've never had a quicker shower in my life. And
there's something that I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
For me, it gets more awkward when they're so confident
being nude around you.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Well, you know I've got this problem every time every
time I go on holiday with my family in law.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, here we go. As soon as I leave the house,
they all get nerd together.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, and they've both got my mother in law and
my father in law both have new partners. Yeah, And
whenever I leave the house, they all.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Just get nerd, and they nerd the whole time.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And then Sam puts a call in when we're five
minutes from home, and then they all put their clothes
on again.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Out.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
One time, I believe there was an incident where your
mother in law thought that you were the father in
law and went up Frank's driving down the driveway, quick
flash and she just dropped for the onesie.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
And then you were like, it's well made up.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I've been flashed by my mother in law. I mean
she's stripped off in your shower.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
For God's sake, she did when I gave her a
house tour. Yeah, that was that was interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Let's go to Curtis here, Curtis the Dutch Curtis, just
say naked.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Curtis, talk to me.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It was about when I was fourteen. My friend he
lived at the end of the street, and we went
in to play the Wei we Sports sound think Mario cut,
and you just walk in in front of the TV. Yeah,
good to go, and I looked behind and just to
see if the door was closed. And his mother's just
seem normal to him, I guess, but for me it
was really weird. And she was just butt naked on
(21:46):
the couch full that's so bear, and it was just
it was a it was a shock and a half.
So I ended up just that's I didn't go back
into the house after.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Curtis, you're playing the Mario cut, You're mid Marrio gud
and you just you feel the presence behind you, and
you look behind you and the mumm is nude on
the couch.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, that's that's right, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, he's that's pretty hard. That's before we go to Jack.
I'll tell my pool story real quick. So this was.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
At a school function. Y, this is so, this is
so full of school parents, right, and was at a
particularly nice house. There was a pool and I said
to my ex girlfriend's dad at the time, Oh, let's
go for a dip.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
We should go for a dip.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
So we're having a swim, and then these two other
parents came and joined us. Now very important to note
that these two parents were from separate relationships. Two parents
from separate relationships with separate children.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
At the school and at the function. Yes, they come
in through to us. It's all a bit of fun.
We're all in.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The pool, the goods the pool, and then they go
after the corner of the pool and there's a there's
a kind of a giggle going on, and then they made
a little bit of tickling going on, and and me
and Phil are kind of like, you know, reading the
tea leaves a little bit, and we were like, what
is happening here?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
They start kissing, stripping, they got nude and it was
on school, Yeah, while their kids are playing forty forty home.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
And then yeah not not twenty meters from where they were.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And then Phil and I had to like slowly creep
out of the pool to like get away.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
From the old totally wild Yeah, and so obviously I
saw it all is. Yeah, it was forty forty home
in the pool as well, wasn't it. It's got to Jack,
Oh my god, I could have said anything there.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Well, at seven point thirty this morning, I had to
give my two year old an entire white chocolate mudcake. Yes,
not what I wanted to do, but I did it
for you. And that is because my two year old
Max currently hates you. If you've missed the journey, I've
listened to this.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm here with Woody. Hello Max, Max is your friend?
Do you like Woody? No? Queer loving you? So we
don't like Woody? No? Can you hear me? Max? She's running?
Did you say she's running? Run after her? Run up
(24:09):
through it?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Do you like?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The great interview is that I asked what you might
be able to do for her to consider you a
friend again?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Lop cout for me. If he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate, white sugar
lar I heard those words, went to Women's Weekly, got
myself a recipe, beautiful mud white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Could it have brought her one?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
As I said, But as I told you at the time,
you've probably gotten the way exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And I don't want our relationship when we do hopefully
get a friendship, I don't want it to be based
on lies.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Right, she did say make a cake for me exactly.
You could have done your own time, but you chose
to do it in the middle of the radio show.
Got a white chocolate cake first? I think two fred
De grabs are better. That's too easy. You just chopped
that will if you preheated your oven, by.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The way, no, it doesn't say to preheat the oven method.
It doesn't say preheat the oven. No, yeah, a right,
preheat in the oven. Now I'm grading some butter. Will
grading that says great the butter, It says great butter.
It is a gram of butter, two hundred and fifty
grams of butter, which is just great.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Will be five hundred grams. So why don't you just
have that perfectly. I've got a measuring thing here sixty nine.
I'm just trying to open a bag of sugar. Sugars.
Down the sugars, down the sugar, sugar sugar. Pretty stressful.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You can see that instagram TikTok Will and what I
made sure the cake was an airtight container.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I brought it home and sorry that sounds bad. But
the cake that I brought into the radio studio spending
an hour and it was good. It smelled good, Lewis,
It's sunk a bit. Well.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I didn't have a nice symmetry to it. You know,
cakes normally have a nice It kind of sloped off
the edge.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I deliberately did a hill, because like.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
The lawns out in the front of Parliament House, I
was going I was going for that sloped.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well, look she got it this morning, mate, we're gonna
go to a song. Tell her, I burt my finger
say that, Scar. Did you tell her that? Well? Will?
Are you trying to help me or not? I am
trying to help you, mate.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I have to give my child a white chocolate mud
cake at seven thirty, so you buddy better get around me.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Are you going to find out whether she likes you
or not. On the other side, Good after night everyone.
It is well and Woody.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I'm not going to recontextualize it because we've been talking
about it for a while, but basically, my two year
old daughter Max hates Woody and he's trying to do
everything so that she likes him again.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's yes, it's pathetic all the things.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yes, it's I know it's pathetic. And I totally understand
that I shouldn't care. I get I'm a groan, I'm
a thirty six year old man. But at the end
of the day, I do care, and I need to
need at this point, I.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Need her to like me. I understand that. So she
said that she wanted a white chocolate cake. Yep. This
morning I gave her the cake. Now, oh my lord,
did you do it? Yeah? Okay, just you didn't ruin
it in the car because you took it home from work.
I was very careful about it. Did you did. I
wrapped it up, trust me, keep the fresh lime. I
(27:10):
want just to be over as much as you do.
Did you warm it up a bit? I want? No?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I did.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It was seven thirty this morning, okay, so I had
to give it the cake before she went to crash
this morning, which, to be honest, was a pain in
the ass. More importantly, I didn't factor into account that
if you give it. First of all, it is nearly
Max's birthday, so she turns three soon. And she knows
that because she's been asking for ages, when is it
my birthday? And we've been saying it's coming up soon.
Your we've been saying your birthday's next. So what do
(27:36):
you think happened when I turned around and gave her
a cake seven thirty this morning?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What what are you going to make for you? Okay?
Did you see him making the cake? Broke the plate?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Than is this?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Would you like to try the cake? It's not your birthday? Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So amazing that she she said, he broke the She
watched you the cake, She watched you make it, and
he used his hand ends which I should have been.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Were in gloves. She would realize she make it. She
was really impressed by that.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
She saw you break But you can go on see
the videos on our socialistream TikTok wi him Woody.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
So she definitely knows I made it, which is a
great sign. Apologies about the fact.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
That your birthday think nightmare. No, no, like proper nightmare.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
So I had to tell her that it wasn't her birthday,
and then she had which she was devastated, like devastation.
So she's like, where are the presents? Where are the candles?
And we were like no, So that happy birthday you
heard that was just that we had to compromise. So
I was like, I to tell you what. We'll sing
the song, but it's not your day. And then she said,
I've got to go to Krash and I was like, okay, great,
and then she goes, I get to take my birthday
cake and give it to everybody, and I was like, no,
(28:47):
you don't. First of all, white chocolate cake. Second of all,
Daddy's got a yoga class in half an hour and
he's not taking the cake. So the compromise we reached
there was she was allowed to take the cake to
Crash yea, and she could tell everyone it was her birthday.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yep, great, but she knew it wasn't her birthday.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hilarious. So now that's a very funny compromise. She's won
that negotiation.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
At the moment, she's winning everything. She's on top of us,
she's on top of you, and that's on top of me.
I actually got to say to her, I actually watched
my friend weirdly, I watched the whole process.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
You can see it online. All right, okay, let's yeah,
let's get down to it. So once we got through
the happy birthdays, obviously she wants to try it.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
She now gets to impress her friends with the cake
I made for her, like it just apologies to my
daughter's crash.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
By the way, I don't know what they do with
that cake today. And Max walked up pretty much high
because you know, she had a lot of white chocolate
cake before walking in the door. That's fair. Does she
like me? Though, let's hear. Let's hear what she said? Okay,
are you ready?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Well no, but yeah, okay, here we go, I think,
he says again, he says online a bit later on,
but this is the moment.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Does my daughter approve of you? Here the cake from Woody?
He's got sprinkle?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
What do you think try?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
You're trying? Yeah, it doesn't look pretty?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Looks pretty? And on the top it says Max loves Woody.
What do you think it's good?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Now that you tried the cake?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
What do you have to say to Woody? Is woody?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Now your friend?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Do you like woody?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
By are you kidding?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Nah, that is ridiculous. How did you sit through that?
And she goes, it's the sprinkles. It looks pretty, it
tastes good. It was ticking all seeing the grin on
her face. This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists. Mate.
You gave her what she wanted. She's taken what she wanted.
How much now she's walked king away?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
She's she strode off into the She strode off to
her daycare thinking it was her birthday with a whole
white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
She owes you nothing. She's beaten you. She does, she
doesn't cake. That's how the world works? How much made is?
She wants right down? Number? Write down a number. I'm
mean serious, I write her a check. We are we okay?
So where are we at? Are we just finishing this
or I am done with it?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Alfair? Now I'll do this off Okay. I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
No, she's not, and I think, alf Air, I think
we'll just leave it alone as well, just give us
some space.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, okay, that's what she wants. What are we talking?
A day two days. I hate this.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Thirteen one six five. Did you either stay with someone
or or leave them because of their pet?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Shoot?
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Steal?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Shoot? Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
The dude in the UK christa.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
He is going to be getting married to a woman
who liked his videos with hamsters.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So you think she's just with him because of the hamster?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Like, do you think if Popcorn the hamster died, that
is the hamster's name, Popcorn, she'd go, that's the best
part about you.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Interesting you say that Popcorn is dead?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Oh wow, wow, glad you're sorry to drop that on.
I think just of natural causes, says here. Yeah, just
natural causes.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
A lot of hamsters die from cats. I don't think
there was any foul play here, but all our guinea
pigs were gone from cats, got in the cage. Okay,
we don't have to go into massacre.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
And then sadly Popcorn's not here, still getting married, still
getting married hamster?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah no, no, no, for guys, he was dead man.
Let's go to Hailey. Let's move this on Hailey. Oh,
here we go. So you left a guy because of
the pet hails.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, I did my pets. It was the first time
he stayed over. We've been dating for a couple of
months though, and I've grown up with my dog sleeping
in my bed. We've always had smallish kind of dogs.
He picked up my chiaa and he said this might
need to sleep on the floor. I'm like, hey, mate,
there's no dog bed on my bedroom. Do you really
think he doesn't sleep in the bed. But I was
(33:20):
polite enough to let him stay the night, but he
never slipt over again.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Sh So were you want to do? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
If you're a single person you've got a pet, they
are If you can't get with the pit, you're out.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Did you did?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
You?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Were you honest? Were you like, listen, you kicked my
dog out of the bed?
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
No, I did.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
The next day when he was leaving, I didn't say
it to his face, but I did send him a
text message saying, hey, mate, you can't come into my
house and start to rearrange things I where my dog sleeps.
This isn't going to work for me.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Haley, was the dog in the bed when you were
buttering the biscuit or was it just afterwards?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
No, we never buttered the biscuit. We never quite got
that far. But I'm glad I didn't because if you can't,
you know, that was my first baby. Essentially I have
kids now, but.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't want to go into it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
But if a buttering of the biscuit was on the cards,
would the dog would stay in the bed though?
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Because ummm, well, the buttering of the biscuit. Now with
my husband, the dog get a dog treaty and they
have they do have beds on the couch by themselves.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
But in the bedroom there's a moment with the dog
where yeah, I don't mind buttering the biscuit if the
dog and the dog's in the bed. If you don't
notice the dog, sometimes they they don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
They just get a little like they're in your face
and you're like too much looking at me, too much? Yeah,
you're judging me.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
There's a look you've already done, Nancy, you left because
of a pet talk to me?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Nance Oh can you hear me.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
On the air? Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Look.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
It was three dates actually, and i'd gone with him.
It was like meet me, meet my dog. And he
had a sat Bernard.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh wow, big dog, big dog.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Yeah, And I understand they got big girls and when
they shake their heir.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
That's just this water fall of flying waterfall of saliva
comes out when he shakes his growls.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yes, that was too much for you?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Well, yes it was.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
And I gave him the benefit of the day because
the next time we went on a day we were
going somewhere nice. I thought, well, obviously he'll clean his car.
And I got into this car and it just smelt
of wet dog and it was quite disgusting, and I thought,
I just can't handle this. And I thought, well, I'm
not I'm going to do the right thing here. I'll
break up with him. I won't do this over the phone.
(35:38):
So I caught up with him to the third time,
and honestly, he wasn't at all surprised. I think it
happened to him several times in the past. And I'm
a big animal lover.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, it sounds like you. It really does sell you.
I never made it to the wedding, jowls that guy nice.
Let's go to Sarah sitting to joke up there about
your own gear, Sarah thirteen six five. Sarah, you also
(36:15):
left a guy because of a pet? What happens? Sarah?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Yes, I did. I was in a long term toxic relationship,
and the bird then started to get stressed and anxious
and depressed and started plucking out his feathers and would
attack my head whenever I was on the phone with him.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
So then I left the relationship.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Sorry the bird. The bird came in quick. There there
was a bird. There was a bird.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
So I had a bird.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yes, immediately, I think she's got the bird, Sarah. So
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