July 21, 2025 • 39 mins
- Bragging about your Europe summer
- Will spotted in London
- When did you realise you were un-cool
- Lingo Bingo
- Interesting way you caught the cheater
- Damn you ice cream!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast. There are two types of
people in Australia right now. There are those who are
having a European summer.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh yeah, bikini spinos, I scream o, the summer things,
some of paraphernalia on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And then we'll there are the other type of person
who is stuck here in cold, miserable Australia.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hello, darkness, smile friends.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And it's tough. Well, it's just it's a hard place
to be. I am, of course the person who's here.
I'm here in Australia. You're my friend. You're my friend.
You're over there in the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's right, yep, it's beautiful. You're sitting there in a speedo.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You're covered in oil. We've stripped you off the beach
for two hours to do the radio show. But you
actually you're over in Netherlands for a good reason, for
a very wholesome reason.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Will, Yeah, that's right, mate, doing a survey of the
red light district in Msonem. It's just checking until working. No, no, no,
all jokes aside. My partner is Dutch, so I got
a week, got two weeks here with her family, and
we just had a couple of weeks off over the
school holidays, so goot to see more of a family
who live up in Copenhagen. Copenhagen very beautiful city.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is what I'm talking about, because I love the
I love that you're over there seeing Sim's family. I
love all of that. I'm supportive of that. But you've
just got to cut all this chat about how nice
it is already today we've only been we've only been
doing this show for fifteen minutes. We had a little
pre show meeting. Obviously, you have mentioned that there is
nothing like the Nordic sun that just came up, and
(01:58):
you then said to.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Me in the wall without getting burnt, it's quite amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You do look a little bit burnt, though, if I'm
being honest, You've got a beautiful You've got a bronzed
time at the moment You've.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Both thought I've ever had in Copenhagen. There's more pigs
than people in Denmark.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, we're talking about the pork as well. You've also
told me that apparently Copenhagen has the cleanest harbor in
the world.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It does, it does well. It's one of the cleanest.
It's one of the cleanest countries in the world. Actually,
was just.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Really hard for all of us back here to be
hearing any of that. We also had a phone call
over the holidays. We had a little bit of business
to attend to. And I think this is the thing
that people can relate to when they're talking to people
in the workplace right now who have just got back
from a European holiday. There's nothing worse than when you
(02:43):
see that person at the water cooler and they've obviously
got heaps of stories about all the things they've been doing,
places they've seen, and the great time they've had. And
when you're like me and you've been here in Australia,
you've you've really got nothing to offer back. And you
and me had this phone call over the holiday and you,
I mean, I think you spoke at least for nine
(03:04):
and a half minutes without drawing bread, just talking about
this great round of golf you played in Scotland and
you're there over there Cat Stevens. The night before you
saw Cat Stevens. Yeah, you told me about that. You've
also told me about.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Cat Stevens back to back. Yeah, that the boy seeing
that in fifty years.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The boy's doing it front row. Yeah, yeah, you told
me this. You told me this, and you effectively went
through the entire setlist as well, which I did not
need to hear about. You then told me about this.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, it finished with peace Train. No one saw the coming.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I've heard this, I've heard this. You then talked about
this hike you went on. You told me every single
place that you'd seen in Scotland. So I hear this
and a half minute highest mountain in the UK. Yeah, yeah,
I've heard.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I've had after that, Yeah, Guinness, he was lovely at
the ben Nevison had Venison sausages.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And you told me all of this. So if you
can picture this, you've finished nine and a half minutes.
I think obviously you've had this moment where you're like,
I reckon, I've in talking for nine minutes straight.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Here didn't better.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I didn't know well, I was having to get going.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
The waiter interrupted me or service cutout, and all of
a sudden you were talking and I was like, oh,
my runs.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You threw it over four to five minutes left in me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think you threw the ball over to me and
then probably muted the phone and ordered your coffee or something.
But you effectively said to me, and what have you
been up to on these holidays? Woulds and that in
that moment where someone who's had a European summer ask
you that question, you just your mind goes blank. You're like,
I've got I've got to bring up something and and
like my wife had just been away for four days,
(04:36):
so I've been one on one with Remy and all
I had for you after this long pause was Remy
had her face painted for the first time today.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I mean to be honest, I didn't even think I
was listening.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I think it was so ship that I've removed it
from my memory.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You tell me that's that's what I said. And then,
funnily enough, you just you just pause. There was just
a pause on the other end of the phone, and
then you went I left anyway, mate, I better get going.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Saying something and I was like, I'm talking to this guy.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, let's cool.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I'm standing here an angel in London. Very cool suburb.
I want to go and check out an underground radio station.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You're doing it again.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You're about your face painted.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We're doing it again.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If we can bring something, bring something of value.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I think I was. I was trying because I just
a little PSA for the time that you are over
in the Netherlands. If we can just keep this kind
of chat to a minimum, I think that'd be greatly right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, I think some people are happy for me.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I think some people are very happy for me, and
I think that's a better attitude to take.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I speak for the entire team when we say that
no one is happy for you getting your perfect Nordic somen.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Well, I'll tell you what I'm not happy about is
your daughter getting your face painted. Couldn't give a ship mate,
save it, save it, come up with some better gear
next time I speak.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's actually quite a beautiful moment. Actually, I'll send you
a photo photo.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Care unless she's doing it in the Nordic sun.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I've got some time in Amisdam right now with Simon's
and her family and my daughter Maxie transferred to see
her relatives.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's really beautiful.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
But also my brother lives in Amsterdam, as you know,
so Alan I as you set me up with before
and so beautiful mentioned all and I had a week
in hiking and playing golf in Scotland together and we
had we finished up with the weekend in one of
my favorite cities in the world in London.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
London where you went and saw Cat Stevens and.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Some young Cat Stevens and Van Morrison all played together
in Hyde Park.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
There you go VIP, I believe, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Got VIP tickets yet through our Matefield Dowis. It was
this think thanks Phil uh and yeah, got right down
in there, had a crack a night and then look,
we actually had a pretty big weekend in London. Actually,
all those a few people there, there's a lot of
good news. You gone had a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We're having fun here in Australia, and I just say,
I just want to throw that in there, as well
as having quite a beautiful winter. You should see some
of the moons we getting at the moment anyway. Also
see the foot he's heading up. You're not getting that
over in Holland. A pretty hard to watch the footy
over there.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It's a ship season anyway. So I was out with
Al in London, yeah, and I mean it's a big
deal for you and me if we get recognized anywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Of course, it does not happen much. I think it's
probably one of the great boons of radio is that
you can kind of live relatively anonymously out there in
the wilderness. But but you're right. When it does happen,
it rarely happens, and because it is so rare, it
can give you a little bit of a kicking your step.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It can be pleasant. Yeah, it's lovely.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
More often than not they then call you like, they'll
call me Will and then they'll call you Woody like
and they go like, oh, Han, do you wake up
so early in the morning, And you're like, I did
the drive shift. But thanks, thanks for recognized me anyway.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah, And I mean when I was running with the
shaved head, you know, I got a lot of FITZI
how I got a party once. Actually, anyway, it's all
in all, there haven't been good moments for me. But
I'm out this pub in London. I'm having a great time.
I've seen Cat Stevens. I'm having a pint. I'm on
this I'm on the streets of Angel The sun is
(08:21):
out and I start talking to a few.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
People and they're they're lovely guys.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
And then after a little while they go over and
I see them sort of like consulting a phone.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I'm looking over and I'm like, oh, here we go.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
This is the moment, Like one of these boys is, buddy,
recognize me here.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Can't take me anywhere, can't take me anywhere?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Done?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Mate, We're cracked. We've cracked the island.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Here we are everywhere.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's right. I mean I'm not on the socials, but
I forget there. We're an international product.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Online made me pop up.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
And so you know, they're flooding to the phone. They're
looking at the phone and they're pointing at me. They're
pointing a man looking at the phone. And I turned
to Alan. I was like, mane, this is it. Check
this out. These boys, No, I am yeah, free beers
for the rest of the night, leaning And then eventually
one of them finally gets the courage to come up
to me. I'm sort of like nodding my head already,
(09:16):
and then he says to me, Hey, mate, are you
the guy who got ricked?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Why?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And I was like, no, why?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You mean the guy that pranked me Rick?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
So if anyone missed it, there was a guy who
called out radio show called Rick who pranked us?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Have a listened to this?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Why?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I just made up a story because I want to
get through and say, hey boys.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
You going.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Every time you sneak on air, We'll give you some
epic price.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'll be on every day, mark my worst every day.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Hey Jared, Jared, what's your opinion on this?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Boys, I think it's disgusting. I think they should get fed.
But you know what I find more disgustiatre.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
We've worked in radio for thirteen years and the one
thing we are recognized for is a random guy from
Western Sydney pranking us when we got preaks.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yes, we give all the breaks we've done.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, we worked so hard. Give a shit.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
It's just like you got ricks on your show.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I had a pretty wild night out with a couple
of dads on the weekend. Just think it's just a
great moment when you wind back the clock and you
just call up a couple of your fellow dads for
all mid to late thirties and you're like, fellas, let's
(10:54):
go for it, let's bloody go for it tonight. I
think we've still got it. So it's funny when this happens,
because I mean, I don't go out very much anymore,
so we you.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Know, weously don't go out after dark.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's Actually, I'm referred to as a reverse vampire amongst
my friends because when it gets dark, I get scared
and I go home. But on this particular night, Will,
but the reverse vampire, was keen to hit the nightlife.
But it's a funny thing these days, when you haven't
been out for a long time, you kind of forget
what you where to go. Like, you know, you know,
(11:27):
when you're in the twenties.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
You're not cool anymore. You don't you don't know where
to go anymore. Well exactly forget just that you don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Exactly, you don't know what's cool. So naturally, we, you know,
the group of us, decided that we needed to message
our coolers to mate, and that was you actually will
And we needed a recommendation.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
For where'd you go out?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
We were at in Thornbury. You gave us the recommendation
for the restaurant where I forget what it's called, but
apparently it's cool. Do you go and have a dance
at or just no, you gave us this recommendation. We
went to a Greek place in thorn.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Grat Okay, yeah, so awesome spot. Yeah, they have DJs there.
Later on Vegan Greek food, Okay, Tick, Big Kick the courtyard.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
We were in the courtyard. Everything was looking good, right,
so we had cool venue to go to Tick. The
next thing was what do we wear?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So we had this big conversation before the night out
where it was like, what are the cool kids wear?
Et cetera. We all bought outfits.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I wore overalls, water, you bought overalls.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, but I wore the straps down. So no, that's cool,
that's cool. That's cool. So I was sorted another made
of mine Tye friend of yours as well. I think
he just wore what he usually wears because he's actually
quite a cool guy. And then our other mate Bear,
he went out and just bought an all black, baggy outfit,
which which was like he kind of dressed like justin
(12:49):
Bieber anyway, So we had this moment. So week, we've
got a cool place to go to and we're dressed
pretty cool. But I feel like we had a couple
of moments throughout the night where we realized we are
definitely not cool anymore. They just kept happening as the
night went on, and I'm actually curious to find out
(13:10):
from you guys. On thirteen one six five. I don't
know if other people can relate to this if there
was a particular moment in your life where all of
a sudden you realized, oh I'm not cool. Like what
was the moment for you? Like what comes to mind?
Because here are the three for mine. So we're sitting
in this very cool venue, right. Everything was going, well,
(13:31):
we're dressed cool. The waitress came over at one point
and I said to her, Hey, you know, we chatted
a little bit before and there was a bit of
a rapport that was building. And then I said to her, hey,
if you like ran into us on a night out,
would you like look at us and think like, yeah,
these guys are all dressed in a really cool way,
(13:51):
To which point she you actually are, just so I
said that, to which point she said, if you had,
why would you do that? I just needed to know
because I obviously, deep down I didn't know if I
was cool cool. So she said, if you have to ask,
probably not cool. Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So that was point one.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So later in the meal, I then saw on a
sign that there was a DJ coming at nine pm.
I do know if I can hear these this place, and
it said, so DJ nine pm till late, and I
was like, cool, cool, very well. So the way just
came back and I was like, excuse me, just wondering,
(14:32):
and I've noticed the sign. There's there's nine pm till late.
I'm just I'm in a constant communication with my wife.
How late is late? What? And then she was like
it's just late and I was like, okay, so last weekend,
how late did you go? Just so I've got a
ballpark ballpark of late. And then so that obviously happened,
(14:52):
and she kind of just laughed, assuming it was a joke,
but I wasn't joking. And then the third one is
we all ended up at home by eleven pm, so.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
As you should be by the way.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
The night is for people that actually, yes, deserve to
be out past us it now oh.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah. So look, those were three moments in my
life where it was like, Okay, it's very clear that
you're not cool anymore. Thirteen one oh sixty five is
the number, probably looking for the people that are over
thirty here, what was the moment you realized you weren't cool?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Okay, thirteen one o six y five. I'll take your
calls out next. I'm obviously yet to have this.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think you are still cool, which is kind of annoying.
It is, it's annoying. I would hope there are more
people out there that are like me, that have had
these moments where it just it drops like a penny.
You're like, you're not cool anymore.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Taking your calls right now, especially one of sixty five.
Is there a moment where you realize that you weren't cool?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, Look, it happened to me on the weekend. I
thought I still had it, and me and a couple
of dads went and hit the town. Unfortunately for me,
it was just moment after moment after moment after moment
where it was I was realizing that I'm just not
cool anymore. Yeah, I gave you a number before the song.
(16:23):
There will be but a couple more for you. When
the boys went to the toilet together and I was
left to my own devices at the table, I went
on SBS on demand and started watching the Tour de France.
Got a lot of looks, got a lot of looks
to come back from another one for you.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Don't go to places that I wreck next time. I'm
recommending your place to you.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
There is a strict set of rules that you.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Have to abide by because people in there get a
whip for the fact that you and I are affiliated.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You bring me down with you, and I will not
have that.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah, you will never get sucked into your sappy, shitty dad,
washed up energy.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
You need to be a part of that.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're never going to DJ at Capers again. They made
that very clear.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I give it alone. Just leave my world alone.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
You can go and ride your bike and drink a
coffee in the eastern suburbs out in the hills with
the other families and the tree harging money laundering fathers.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
All right, let's go to gem here on thirteen one
oh six five. Someone who can relate to my side
of the fence a little bit. Jim, you had a
moment where you realized you weren't cool.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
This was over last week.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yes, yes, we were at a fish Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, well child.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Three and we were by six o'clock home in thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah. It happens, doesn't it. Mim and I. That's my
wife and I at the first night out where we
had after Remy was born. We went out to this
It was supposed to be some visual extravaganza, but it
was effectively, we went to a tent with a projector,
paid seventy clams for tickets. Couldn't believe it. For weeks.
We were thirty seconds into the show. We went out.
We were just sleeping on bean bags and that was
(18:04):
the night out. Yeah, let's go to shaneyre on thirty
one six five. Shane at a moment where you realized
you weren't cool? Mate?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Mate, So weekend just passed.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
We just moved here.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
At the end of it. Everyone's sitting around drinking and.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Doing shots, and I'm on the couch reading the new
instructions for the washer and dry.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
It just bought.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, buddy, oh did you did you put a load on?
Did you put a load on?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
SHANEO?
Speaker 8 (18:35):
No, figure that you can connect them to Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So that's awesome, Shane. That is a pretty wicked feature.
Let's go. Let's go to Jack now, Jack, you at
a moment where you realized you weren't cool?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Well, I'm on it. Yeah, okay, yus And no, the
point of not being cool it is getting related to I. Well,
I'll tell you what. You can play a good train
on an old fiddle. I'm sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, are you the old fiddle in this analogy.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Where and they everything still functions.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, So was this just you trying to pitch the
fact that you're still cool, Jack.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Well, it's enough Famish sights after other people of sick.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Can hear a mile out? Will and Woodies.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Do you have a my god? So sorry about that.
There's a bit of a tech difficulty. Will is live
from Holland that will happen a couple of times. Ah,
but right now, yes, well you take it.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
Will you go?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
No, No, it's cool man, I I'll go, I'll go down.
You've got to carry on. Yeah, let's use names, use names. Hey. Yeah,
So there's a little bit of lingo.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
That we all use in our workplaces, and we're all
very proud of that. And I like to think that
we often don't know the lingo from other people's workplaces.
With That's what I'm finding out more and more with
this segment. You guys, give us the lingo you use.
We try and guess where your work Ruby has called
on thirty one six' Five, Ruby, hey what lingo do
(20:36):
you use in your?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Workplace?
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Okay SO, TP, I P, O l on, file need to.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
REQUEST v AND. D, okay so PO i person of,
Interest no. Doubt i've watched enough cop shows to figure that.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Out did you say P O i on?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
File was it A tpi into a P O? I?
Ruby t P i p O l excuse?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Me poll on?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
File poles on file t P, i tax.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Poles on tax t P I a t P I
a poll on third party insurance t P I.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
A nice P ol just short for. POLICY i reckon
t P.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I P O well and. File she works for insurance?
Company you?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Dog do you work for? Them? Ruby?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Wow question for insurance companies are the worst people in the.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
World more from, that.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Sometimes there are some good ones out, there will such
as the one That ruby works, for no. Doubt Hey,
ruby no question for. You what would if you? Say
if this is just a total, hypothetical but say if
you were doing like your life insurance or, anything and
you told like very minor porky, pies like just, like oh,
No i've you, Know i've never had an alcoholic beverage
(22:04):
Or i've never had a cigarette or. Something so if
that person then, died would you do a lot of
research to figure out if they had ever had a.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
CIGARETTE i don't.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
KNOW i don't work in life. Insurance, okay there's not
really a lot of third party insurance in life. INSURANCE
i don't, think.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah it doesn't work like, that does it fair?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Enough i've.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Insurance let's talk about WHAT i think is the story
of the bloody. Year it's the Cold blay Kiss care. Moment,
this this really is paradise for a couple of radio
hosts because this story is a. Gift it's obviously popping
(22:57):
off all around the. World if, somehow And i've got
so much respect for you if you haven't heard this,
story because this story is bloody. Everywhere but if somehow
you haven't seen this, story let me regale. It So
Chrissy martin's doing his thing in a Cold play. Gig
you know he's doing the. Thing he's commanding the stage
as we, Know Chris martin Can. NO i didn't realize,
(23:19):
this But Cold play have a moment in their shows
where they do a kiss. Cam the camera goes around
and obviously you're hoping that when you're on the kiss
camp you do a, kiss. Right this is the moment
where the kiss cam goes to two people who are
in A vip box and have a bit of a
(23:39):
weird reaction to getting caught on the kiss.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Cam Chris martin has absolutely stitched in.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
There so, again if you haven't seen the, footage surely
you've seen the. Footage but the guy just spins, around of,
course gets out of the. Shot the woman. Ducks they're
just doing whatever they can to get out of the, way.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Right out of the. Frame, Yeah chris mar.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
This IS i was still going to r ep keptain
peop pans about this. Yesterday this is the most vanilla
cliche affair or like a set of circumstances that you've ever.
Heard you've got A ceo having an affair with the
woman FROM Hr No less at a Cold play, CONCERT i,
(24:37):
mean on the kiss.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Cam.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Unbelievable, like just give me a spike there, somewhere like you,
know like if it was you, know if it was
The asap rocky, gig oh, beauty just just give me
a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Culture you.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Know maybe he's maybe he's he's cooking up with some you,
know Beautiful italian, dignitary just just. Something but, no it's
THE hr. Chick he's the white rich. Ceo he takes
ex said of the concert in THE vip box At. Coldplay,
YEAH i just, This this is the most uninspiring affair
that has ever. HAPPENED i, mean or it's just happened
(25:10):
at least a million times. Before, like it's just it's
no part of this which is, interesting and that's what's
so funny about.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It for, me it's.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Hilarious but, also, wait what of the? Chans how many
people would be at A coldplay? Concert roughly eight, Thousand.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
This depends on the, stadium but, YEAH i, Reckon, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Let's say eighty thousand out of eighty thousand. People the
kiss cam goes on the two people who are having an.
Affair IT'S i, mean that part of IT i find,
extraordinary despite all the vanillas of.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
It Obviously i'm so, vanilla.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
But so the. Guy the guy's name is the whitest guy.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Alive that. Guy what's the company was he in charge?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Of he's in charge of Company astronomer.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Inc. Astronomer he's a.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Billionaire his Name's Andy.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Byron isn't there in his gas man trying to hook
up with the chip FROM?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
HR i, mean, seriously.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Mate the woman IN hr is Called Kristen. Carbo this
is why aliens.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Don't descend on to earth by the way they see
something like, that and, Like, god these guys, suck.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's all and they suck and AND i would say,
like because of, that probably deserve to be. Caught AND
i think that's why the world is loving this story so.
Much it's, like here's this rich guy thinking he can
go to HIS vip box with the woman who's having
an affair WITH hn get away with, it and he's
bloody being. Caught And i'm thirteen one oh six y
five right, NOW i really, LIKE i don't think anyone
is going to top this. Story but what is the
(26:23):
best way they were caught?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Cheating it's like most? Interesting what, like, yeah he's sound
a good way to catch him?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
CHEAT i made of? Mine, well, yeah look he's still a.
Friend he.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Got home one night and he had uh like kisses
on his neck or like, yeah like lipstick on his.
Neck and his girlfriend was, like whoa what was that all?
About and he was, like, oh just you, know some,
boys some boys men and my mates were just, playing
like playing with a bit of, lipstick you, know got
a bit, loose like we're just having a bit of.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Fun and she's, like, okay fell, enough fair.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Enough classic boy behavior on A saturday, Night.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Kisses took his shirt off and then kind of fell,
asleep and then like, comically as he took his shirt
off from his top, pocket receipts from kittens kind of
just flew out of.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It and that's hard to. Defend that's hard to.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Defend he's, like, no, no just the fellas took.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
His, paper that is that's.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Awful the most interesting one That i've, Heard wilbert was
a girl figured out that her partner was cheating because
the pimples on his back were.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Popped, oh that's, good and she was.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Like well if those pimples who did did a bit
of digging found out he was. Cheating so thirteen one
sixty five is the. Number what's the most interesting or
best way they were caught?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Cheating all, right we'll take your cools up next time with.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Them WHAT i hope you guys having a brilliant try
of home and spice up your life a. Bit, guys you,
know if you're gonna hook up with, someone they don't
have to be. White you, know you don't have to
listen To.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Coldplay the story of the year for mine is the
two people who were caught.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
On The coldplay kiss. Cam it was THE ceo of
a company Called Astronomer inky's. Billionaire his Name's Andy, barron
and he was on the kiss cam getting chummy with
the head OF, Hr Kristin. Carbo i'll play the audio,
now which is when the moment the kiss cam goes
to them and they get. Sprung and Then Chris, martin
(28:43):
the lead singer Of, coldplay has some comments about why
they felt the need to hide genuine stitch. Up the
fact that he said that he joked about the fact
(29:05):
that they might be having an affair has really cooked
him Because andy has resigned as THE ceo Of astronomer.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Incfable do you think before Before Chris martin said that's
what's going?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
ON i just think they should have stood, there. Right
this wouldn't have gone globally viral unless they, hid. Right
so if they just stood, THERE i don't.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Think anyone holding her in his arms Woulds.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But What i'm saying is the video wouldn't have been
shared millions of times unless they ducked and. Hid do
you know WHAT i?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Mean?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Right, okay probably because they CONFIRMED i, see because they
confirmed that there was an.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Affair, WELL i think did a little bit of, digging
like why were you at A coldplay gig getting chummy
with the head OF.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Hr But i'm, saying like before they ran, away, right
if it's just them standing, there him holding, her, yeah
that still looks bad their friends and, family you, Know
like you, know if you went to a gig and
you were Holding, joe you know who's he paying the
show this? Week in your arms listening To yellow going
to be some. QUESTIONS i think men might have ASKED
a couple of, QUESTIONS.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
A couple of, QUESTIONS a couple of. Questions scot To
michelle here.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Is it is?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Off it's?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
OFF a couple of, Questions, No, dad but BUT i
mean this is a couple of questions compared to obviously
you guys are having an. Affair let's go To michelle
here on thirteen.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
One all roads led To rome where they run away or?
Not he's still caught.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Out, yeah, yeah, Yeah, michelle this happened to you seventeen years.
Ago so a lot of water under the. Bridge but
there's a good story as to how they got. Caught.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
YEAH i met someone at a friend's. Place i'd ask
my mates for his phone numbers SO i could text
HIM i said the text wasn't didn't find out for
a week later that the phone NUMBER i was given
was actually his, wife not His SO i accidentally TEXT
(31:00):
i think an appropriate message to the wife and got.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Fustered oh my family friendly, show, Obviously. Michelle but how
saucy was this text that you? Send?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Oh not too, bad but it still gave us?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Away, yep, yeah bloody?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Hell was that an Honest was that an honest mistake
from your friends to give honestly stuffed up by giving
you his wife's? Number, not oh my.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Gosh an, mistake but, HEY i see on the.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Cake bloody. Hell let's go To.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Eric He eric on thirteen one oh six. Five this
is a story about your. Parents.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
Eric, yeah so my dad apparently like this really, Reformed
Like i'm not like that. Anymore he passes, away and
he was in charge of our phone, plan you, KNOW
i was like leeching off of that for as long as,
possible of, course and mom has to go sort out
phone plans and she, goes what's this extra line on?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Here so she just.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
Rings it and, goes, well who is? This like how
did why do you have this? Phone? Like, oh my
boyfriend gave it to me and turns out she recognizes
the voice from like a previous encounter and, goes are
you kidding? Me like my dad had passed, Away so she's,
like you're such a piece of, work and now you've
(32:25):
been paying for this lady's phone for who knows how?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Long who was?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
She?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Eric did your Mom?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Knowah only because of like previous being, like don't ever
talk to that lady. Again and then this lady from
the phone that my now deceased father was paying for
calls my oldest sibling and, goes, yeah your dad used
to talk about you guys a. Lot i'm really sorry about.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
That oh why how long have they been seeing each?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Other fool even to be paying the phone?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
BILL i think it was like three.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Years oh, man and you how? Long how long since
your dad had? Died oh like?
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Weeks like so not even.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Weeks so you had a beautiful. Funeral imagine your mom
very very. Opposite did that change the note of the?
Funeral did you take down any photos of your dad.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
In the house or? Anything after?
Speaker 10 (33:20):
That they were divorced, before but it was like this
amicable divorce, thing like we'll keep a family phone plan
because you, Know and then it was, LIKE i can't
BELIEVE i amicably divorced this piece of.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Work you, KNOW i have been more?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Mad is your family still paying for her phone bills as?
Well here he wasn't.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Even paying for the phone. Plan it was coming out
of my aunt's trust fund that my dad was.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Managing love? IT i love?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
It, well that's, awesome but, mate give me some the phone,
here BECAUSE i think what he would like to find
out how you can get His netflix paid his aunt's trust.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Reckon that sounds like a pretty good way To.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
God i'm over In amsterdam for the next couple of.
Weeks my partner Is, dutch so, yeah doing doing the
show for me for the next couple of weeks since
some family, time which has been, wonderful And i've had
a couple of weeks. Holiday before the show, started we
were up In, copenhagen which.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And Again i've already had ninety minutes of, this, mate
wrap it. UP i don't want to hear about how
warm it is over. There when you, arrived you, said
there's nothing like The nordic, sun my. Boy and then
you started and you started talking about your, tan and
then you started talking about the fashion brought up you
brought up, well it's. Obvious how CAN i not bring
up your Ten you're absolutely.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
SO i look, that DO i look?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
That you look a bit Like Roger Rashid AND i
know that's a deep tennis, reference that's a deep cut
in the.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Tennis world and gets. That but you're good ten and gets.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
That.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Cool good to, know good to. Know, well, YEAH i
am tanned And i'm having a great. TIME i tell
you who is tanned is my two year old or
three year old, Daughter, max who has had the time
of life seeing.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Your little cousins up In. Copenhagen that's what that was all.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
About but one of the THINGS i, mean LIKE i
don't know about remy right, now your, daughter but What
max's biggest obsession at the moment is ice. Cream ice
cream is and you, realize like when you're three years,
old it really was the best thing in the.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
World it's it's the moment you see their face when
tongue hits ice cream because because obviously there's there's no
way they can know what they're about to, experience, Right
it's JUST i don't know if you had, this but
like just witnessing the moment where it's, like this is
an ice cream and they're, like, yeap no idea what this.
Is and then as soon as they taste, it it's just,
like how have you been hiding this from me for?
(35:44):
Starting how does something that tastes this good? Exist and
then the scary thing then is because kids obviously have
no concept of what's healthy and you, know what's a
good thing to, eat they just look at you, like,
well it's ice cream for the rest of my.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Life all the.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Time you found, It, dad you found. It i'll have
this for, breakfast, lunch and. Dinner that's.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
It that's.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Fine and you hit the now on the head that
the Break Like max literally wakes up these days and
just AND i say what do you want for?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Breakfast and she'll she'll just she'll go for. It she'll
have a shot shell ice crea ice. Cream And i'm, like,
well it's, Breakfast, bates that's not.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Happening that hasn't, changed and that has and because there's
nothing better than ice, cream, Right, so you, KNOW i
think as an, adult you, know you can really sort
of delve into an orchard of perversion in terms of
things that you know. Satisfy you're not going to that.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Orchard no one wants to go down or we don't have,
to very dark and.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Scared i'm just.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Saying i'm just, saying, like as an, adult there is
there's bandwidth there for things that you know are, pleasurable
that are the best things in the. World for a
three year, old this is the peak and it's, regulated it's,
legalized it's, everywhere and most importantly and most, annoyingly In.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Europe this isn't really a.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Thing In, australia but In, europe out the front of
every ice cream shop there's a novelty, sized massive ice cream,
cone of, course and it is, summer so they are,
everywhere and you would. Know the great battle with a
three year old or two year old is interested in
ice cream is basically just, like, OKAY i want ice
cream on ice? Cream sure you kind of let you
(37:17):
let the storm. Pass you're, like, okay, cool you got
it out of your. SYSTEM i convinced you will have it.
Later and then twenty meters later there's now a ten
meter ice cream cone in front of, you and again she's, like, oh,
yeah no, SHIT i wouldn't mind that massive sugar.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Hit that's my favorite thing in the.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
World again and by the, way there's a shop right,
there and you can't deny that BECAUSE i might not
be able to. Read but that is a massive ice
cream cone and it is, like so that has just
been that is, Bedlam Like semini have been semi mapped
out where the ice cream cones were In, copenhagen and
we were, going we were doing circumnavigating the city because
(37:54):
it was just it was really, problematic and she was
jet lagged and she just crack.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
It if she didn't get it, anyway we got. Through
she did. It she was on about an ice cream a. Day,
yeah we got through to Fair.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Remys probably that's a regular, diet WHICH i, mean that's
probably a. Problem that's probably a.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Problems, Probably, yeah in some stages becomes an.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Issue so we're trying to strip it. Back BUT i was, like,
look it's not going to be so bad when we
get To. AMSTERDAM i feel like this is just a you,
know Because copenhagen in, summer they haven't got a lot of,
summer so they really, sprook we're doing ice, cream so
we'll just get we'll get past.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
THAT i, Mean, italy we would have been totally.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Screwed gelati has she had A, giladi not yet the same.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Much she just gets.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Chocolate so we get To amsterdam And i'm, like, COOL
i haven't really seen ice cream signs and ice cream
is not really a thing. Anyway we get to our
accommodation sem AND i get out of the uber right In.
Amsterdam i'm just going to play you some audio as
to what is underneath our apartment In amsterdam and what's
(38:55):
out the.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Front oh my, god.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You just got to give them a thousand euros and
just be like you can have. That if you don't
sell my doorter's, clothes give them ten thousand euros and just.
Go i'm buying you for the. Week i'm buying you
for the. Week shut your.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Doors here's here's.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Some tickets To. Parie go and see the two De.
France your clothes
The Will and Woody podcast. There are two types of
people in Australia right now. There are those who are
having a European summer.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh yeah, bikini spinos, I scream o, the summer things,
some of paraphernalia on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And then we'll there are the other type of person
who is stuck here in cold, miserable Australia.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hello, darkness, smile friends.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And it's tough. Well, it's just it's a hard place
to be. I am, of course the person who's here.
I'm here in Australia. You're my friend. You're my friend.
You're over there in the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's right, yep, it's beautiful. You're sitting there in a speedo.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You're covered in oil. We've stripped you off the beach
for two hours to do the radio show. But you
actually you're over in Netherlands for a good reason, for
a very wholesome reason.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Will, Yeah, that's right, mate, doing a survey of the
red light district in Msonem. It's just checking until working. No, no, no,
all jokes aside. My partner is Dutch, so I got
a week, got two weeks here with her family, and
we just had a couple of weeks off over the
school holidays, so goot to see more of a family
who live up in Copenhagen. Copenhagen very beautiful city.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is what I'm talking about, because I love the
I love that you're over there seeing Sim's family. I
love all of that. I'm supportive of that. But you've
just got to cut all this chat about how nice
it is already today we've only been we've only been
doing this show for fifteen minutes. We had a little
pre show meeting. Obviously, you have mentioned that there is
nothing like the Nordic sun that just came up, and
(01:58):
you then said to.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Me in the wall without getting burnt, it's quite amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You do look a little bit burnt, though, if I'm
being honest, You've got a beautiful You've got a bronzed
time at the moment You've.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Both thought I've ever had in Copenhagen. There's more pigs
than people in Denmark.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, we're talking about the pork as well. You've also
told me that apparently Copenhagen has the cleanest harbor in
the world.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It does, it does well. It's one of the cleanest.
It's one of the cleanest countries in the world. Actually,
was just.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Really hard for all of us back here to be
hearing any of that. We also had a phone call
over the holidays. We had a little bit of business
to attend to. And I think this is the thing
that people can relate to when they're talking to people
in the workplace right now who have just got back
from a European holiday. There's nothing worse than when you
(02:43):
see that person at the water cooler and they've obviously
got heaps of stories about all the things they've been doing,
places they've seen, and the great time they've had. And
when you're like me and you've been here in Australia,
you've you've really got nothing to offer back. And you
and me had this phone call over the holiday and you,
I mean, I think you spoke at least for nine
(03:04):
and a half minutes without drawing bread, just talking about
this great round of golf you played in Scotland and
you're there over there Cat Stevens. The night before you
saw Cat Stevens. Yeah, you told me about that. You've
also told me about.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Cat Stevens back to back. Yeah, that the boy seeing
that in fifty years.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The boy's doing it front row. Yeah, yeah, you told
me this. You told me this, and you effectively went
through the entire setlist as well, which I did not
need to hear about. You then told me about this.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, it finished with peace Train. No one saw the coming.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I've heard this, I've heard this. You then talked about
this hike you went on. You told me every single
place that you'd seen in Scotland. So I hear this
and a half minute highest mountain in the UK. Yeah, yeah,
I've heard.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I've had after that, Yeah, Guinness, he was lovely at
the ben Nevison had Venison sausages.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And you told me all of this. So if you
can picture this, you've finished nine and a half minutes.
I think obviously you've had this moment where you're like,
I reckon, I've in talking for nine minutes straight.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Here didn't better.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I didn't know well, I was having to get going.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
The waiter interrupted me or service cutout, and all of
a sudden you were talking and I was like, oh,
my runs.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You threw it over four to five minutes left in me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think you threw the ball over to me and
then probably muted the phone and ordered your coffee or something.
But you effectively said to me, and what have you
been up to on these holidays? Woulds and that in
that moment where someone who's had a European summer ask
you that question, you just your mind goes blank. You're like,
I've got I've got to bring up something and and
like my wife had just been away for four days,
(04:36):
so I've been one on one with Remy and all
I had for you after this long pause was Remy
had her face painted for the first time today.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I mean to be honest, I didn't even think I
was listening.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I think it was so ship that I've removed it
from my memory.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You tell me that's that's what I said. And then,
funnily enough, you just you just pause. There was just
a pause on the other end of the phone, and
then you went I left anyway, mate, I better get going.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Saying something and I was like, I'm talking to this guy.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, let's cool.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I'm standing here an angel in London. Very cool suburb.
I want to go and check out an underground radio station.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You're doing it again.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You're about your face painted.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We're doing it again.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If we can bring something, bring something of value.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I think I was. I was trying because I just
a little PSA for the time that you are over
in the Netherlands. If we can just keep this kind
of chat to a minimum, I think that'd be greatly right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, I think some people are happy for me.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I think some people are very happy for me, and
I think that's a better attitude to take.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I speak for the entire team when we say that
no one is happy for you getting your perfect Nordic somen.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Well, I'll tell you what I'm not happy about is
your daughter getting your face painted. Couldn't give a ship mate,
save it, save it, come up with some better gear
next time I speak.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's actually quite a beautiful moment. Actually, I'll send you
a photo photo.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Care unless she's doing it in the Nordic sun.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I've got some time in Amisdam right now with Simon's
and her family and my daughter Maxie transferred to see
her relatives.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's really beautiful.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
But also my brother lives in Amsterdam, as you know,
so Alan I as you set me up with before
and so beautiful mentioned all and I had a week
in hiking and playing golf in Scotland together and we
had we finished up with the weekend in one of
my favorite cities in the world in London.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
London where you went and saw Cat Stevens and.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Some young Cat Stevens and Van Morrison all played together
in Hyde Park.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
There you go VIP, I believe, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Got VIP tickets yet through our Matefield Dowis. It was
this think thanks Phil uh and yeah, got right down
in there, had a crack a night and then look,
we actually had a pretty big weekend in London. Actually,
all those a few people there, there's a lot of
good news. You gone had a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We're having fun here in Australia, and I just say,
I just want to throw that in there, as well
as having quite a beautiful winter. You should see some
of the moons we getting at the moment anyway. Also
see the foot he's heading up. You're not getting that
over in Holland. A pretty hard to watch the footy
over there.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It's a ship season anyway. So I was out with
Al in London, yeah, and I mean it's a big
deal for you and me if we get recognized anywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Of course, it does not happen much. I think it's
probably one of the great boons of radio is that
you can kind of live relatively anonymously out there in
the wilderness. But but you're right. When it does happen,
it rarely happens, and because it is so rare, it
can give you a little bit of a kicking your step.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It can be pleasant. Yeah, it's lovely.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
More often than not they then call you like, they'll
call me Will and then they'll call you Woody like
and they go like, oh, Han, do you wake up
so early in the morning, And you're like, I did
the drive shift. But thanks, thanks for recognized me anyway.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah, And I mean when I was running with the
shaved head, you know, I got a lot of FITZI
how I got a party once. Actually, anyway, it's all
in all, there haven't been good moments for me. But
I'm out this pub in London. I'm having a great time.
I've seen Cat Stevens. I'm having a pint. I'm on
this I'm on the streets of Angel The sun is
(08:21):
out and I start talking to a few.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
People and they're they're lovely guys.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
And then after a little while they go over and
I see them sort of like consulting a phone.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I'm looking over and I'm like, oh, here we go.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
This is the moment, Like one of these boys is, buddy,
recognize me here.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Can't take me anywhere, can't take me anywhere?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Done?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Mate, We're cracked. We've cracked the island.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Here we are everywhere.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's right. I mean I'm not on the socials, but
I forget there. We're an international product.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Online made me pop up.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
And so you know, they're flooding to the phone. They're
looking at the phone and they're pointing at me. They're
pointing a man looking at the phone. And I turned
to Alan. I was like, mane, this is it. Check
this out. These boys, No, I am yeah, free beers
for the rest of the night, leaning And then eventually
one of them finally gets the courage to come up
to me. I'm sort of like nodding my head already,
(09:16):
and then he says to me, Hey, mate, are you
the guy who got ricked?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Why?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And I was like, no, why?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You mean the guy that pranked me Rick?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
So if anyone missed it, there was a guy who
called out radio show called Rick who pranked us?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Have a listened to this?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Why?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I just made up a story because I want to
get through and say, hey boys.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
You going.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Every time you sneak on air, We'll give you some
epic price.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'll be on every day, mark my worst every day.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Hey Jared, Jared, what's your opinion on this?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Boys, I think it's disgusting. I think they should get fed.
But you know what I find more disgustiatre.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
We've worked in radio for thirteen years and the one
thing we are recognized for is a random guy from
Western Sydney pranking us when we got preaks.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yes, we give all the breaks we've done.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, we worked so hard. Give a shit.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
It's just like you got ricks on your show.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I had a pretty wild night out with a couple
of dads on the weekend. Just think it's just a
great moment when you wind back the clock and you
just call up a couple of your fellow dads for
all mid to late thirties and you're like, fellas, let's
(10:54):
go for it, let's bloody go for it tonight. I
think we've still got it. So it's funny when this happens,
because I mean, I don't go out very much anymore,
so we you.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Know, weously don't go out after dark.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's Actually, I'm referred to as a reverse vampire amongst
my friends because when it gets dark, I get scared
and I go home. But on this particular night, Will,
but the reverse vampire, was keen to hit the nightlife.
But it's a funny thing these days, when you haven't
been out for a long time, you kind of forget
what you where to go. Like, you know, you know,
(11:27):
when you're in the twenties.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
You're not cool anymore. You don't you don't know where
to go anymore. Well exactly forget just that you don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Exactly, you don't know what's cool. So naturally, we, you know,
the group of us, decided that we needed to message
our coolers to mate, and that was you actually will
And we needed a recommendation.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
For where'd you go out?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
We were at in Thornbury. You gave us the recommendation
for the restaurant where I forget what it's called, but
apparently it's cool. Do you go and have a dance
at or just no, you gave us this recommendation. We
went to a Greek place in thorn.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Grat Okay, yeah, so awesome spot. Yeah, they have DJs there.
Later on Vegan Greek food, Okay, Tick, Big Kick the courtyard.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
We were in the courtyard. Everything was looking good, right,
so we had cool venue to go to Tick. The
next thing was what do we wear?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So we had this big conversation before the night out
where it was like, what are the cool kids wear?
Et cetera. We all bought outfits.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I wore overalls, water, you bought overalls.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, but I wore the straps down. So no, that's cool,
that's cool. That's cool. So I was sorted another made
of mine Tye friend of yours as well. I think
he just wore what he usually wears because he's actually
quite a cool guy. And then our other mate Bear,
he went out and just bought an all black, baggy outfit,
which which was like he kind of dressed like justin
(12:49):
Bieber anyway, So we had this moment. So week, we've
got a cool place to go to and we're dressed
pretty cool. But I feel like we had a couple
of moments throughout the night where we realized we are
definitely not cool anymore. They just kept happening as the
night went on, and I'm actually curious to find out
(13:10):
from you guys. On thirteen one six five. I don't
know if other people can relate to this if there
was a particular moment in your life where all of
a sudden you realized, oh I'm not cool. Like what
was the moment for you? Like what comes to mind?
Because here are the three for mine. So we're sitting
in this very cool venue, right. Everything was going, well,
(13:31):
we're dressed cool. The waitress came over at one point
and I said to her, Hey, you know, we chatted
a little bit before and there was a bit of
a rapport that was building. And then I said to her, hey,
if you like ran into us on a night out,
would you like look at us and think like, yeah,
these guys are all dressed in a really cool way,
(13:51):
To which point she you actually are, just so I
said that, to which point she said, if you had,
why would you do that? I just needed to know
because I obviously, deep down I didn't know if I
was cool cool. So she said, if you have to ask,
probably not cool. Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So that was point one.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So later in the meal, I then saw on a
sign that there was a DJ coming at nine pm.
I do know if I can hear these this place, and
it said, so DJ nine pm till late, and I
was like, cool, cool, very well. So the way just
came back and I was like, excuse me, just wondering,
(14:32):
and I've noticed the sign. There's there's nine pm till late.
I'm just I'm in a constant communication with my wife.
How late is late? What? And then she was like
it's just late and I was like, okay, so last weekend,
how late did you go? Just so I've got a
ballpark ballpark of late. And then so that obviously happened,
(14:52):
and she kind of just laughed, assuming it was a joke,
but I wasn't joking. And then the third one is
we all ended up at home by eleven pm, so.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
As you should be by the way.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
The night is for people that actually, yes, deserve to
be out past us it now oh.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah. So look, those were three moments in my
life where it was like, Okay, it's very clear that
you're not cool anymore. Thirteen one oh sixty five is
the number, probably looking for the people that are over
thirty here, what was the moment you realized you weren't cool?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Okay, thirteen one o six y five. I'll take your
calls out next. I'm obviously yet to have this.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think you are still cool, which is kind of annoying.
It is, it's annoying. I would hope there are more
people out there that are like me, that have had
these moments where it just it drops like a penny.
You're like, you're not cool anymore.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Taking your calls right now, especially one of sixty five.
Is there a moment where you realize that you weren't cool?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, Look, it happened to me on the weekend. I
thought I still had it, and me and a couple
of dads went and hit the town. Unfortunately for me,
it was just moment after moment after moment after moment
where it was I was realizing that I'm just not
cool anymore. Yeah, I gave you a number before the song.
(16:23):
There will be but a couple more for you. When
the boys went to the toilet together and I was
left to my own devices at the table, I went
on SBS on demand and started watching the Tour de France.
Got a lot of looks, got a lot of looks
to come back from another one for you.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Don't go to places that I wreck next time. I'm
recommending your place to you.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
There is a strict set of rules that you.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Have to abide by because people in there get a
whip for the fact that you and I are affiliated.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You bring me down with you, and I will not
have that.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah, you will never get sucked into your sappy, shitty dad,
washed up energy.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
You need to be a part of that.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're never going to DJ at Capers again. They made
that very clear.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I give it alone. Just leave my world alone.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
You can go and ride your bike and drink a
coffee in the eastern suburbs out in the hills with
the other families and the tree harging money laundering fathers.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
All right, let's go to gem here on thirteen one
oh six five. Someone who can relate to my side
of the fence a little bit. Jim, you had a
moment where you realized you weren't cool.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
This was over last week.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yes, yes, we were at a fish Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, well child.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Three and we were by six o'clock home in thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah. It happens, doesn't it. Mim and I. That's my
wife and I at the first night out where we
had after Remy was born. We went out to this
It was supposed to be some visual extravaganza, but it
was effectively, we went to a tent with a projector,
paid seventy clams for tickets. Couldn't believe it. For weeks.
We were thirty seconds into the show. We went out.
We were just sleeping on bean bags and that was
(18:04):
the night out. Yeah, let's go to shaneyre on thirty
one six five. Shane at a moment where you realized
you weren't cool? Mate?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Mate, So weekend just passed.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
We just moved here.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
At the end of it. Everyone's sitting around drinking and.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Doing shots, and I'm on the couch reading the new
instructions for the washer and dry.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
It just bought.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, buddy, oh did you did you put a load on?
Did you put a load on?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
SHANEO?
Speaker 8 (18:35):
No, figure that you can connect them to Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So that's awesome, Shane. That is a pretty wicked feature.
Let's go. Let's go to Jack now, Jack, you at
a moment where you realized you weren't cool?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Well, I'm on it. Yeah, okay, yus And no, the
point of not being cool it is getting related to I. Well,
I'll tell you what. You can play a good train
on an old fiddle. I'm sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, are you the old fiddle in this analogy.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Where and they everything still functions.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, So was this just you trying to pitch the
fact that you're still cool, Jack.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Well, it's enough Famish sights after other people of sick.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Can hear a mile out? Will and Woodies.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Do you have a my god? So sorry about that.
There's a bit of a tech difficulty. Will is live
from Holland that will happen a couple of times. Ah,
but right now, yes, well you take it.
Speaker 10 (20:03):
Will you go?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
No, No, it's cool man, I I'll go, I'll go down.
You've got to carry on. Yeah, let's use names, use names. Hey. Yeah,
So there's a little bit of lingo.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
That we all use in our workplaces, and we're all
very proud of that. And I like to think that
we often don't know the lingo from other people's workplaces.
With That's what I'm finding out more and more with
this segment. You guys, give us the lingo you use.
We try and guess where your work Ruby has called
on thirty one six' Five, Ruby, hey what lingo do
(20:36):
you use in your?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Workplace?
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Okay SO, TP, I P, O l on, file need to.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
REQUEST v AND. D, okay so PO i person of,
Interest no. Doubt i've watched enough cop shows to figure that.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Out did you say P O i on?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
File was it A tpi into a P O? I?
Ruby t P i p O l excuse?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Me poll on?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
File poles on file t P, i tax.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Poles on tax t P I a t P I
a poll on third party insurance t P I.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
A nice P ol just short for. POLICY i reckon
t P.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I P O well and. File she works for insurance?
Company you?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Dog do you work for? Them? Ruby?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Wow question for insurance companies are the worst people in the.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
World more from, that.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Sometimes there are some good ones out, there will such
as the one That ruby works, for no. Doubt Hey,
ruby no question for. You what would if you? Say
if this is just a total, hypothetical but say if
you were doing like your life insurance or, anything and
you told like very minor porky, pies like just, like oh,
No i've you, Know i've never had an alcoholic beverage
(22:04):
Or i've never had a cigarette or. Something so if
that person then, died would you do a lot of
research to figure out if they had ever had a.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
CIGARETTE i don't.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
KNOW i don't work in life. Insurance, okay there's not
really a lot of third party insurance in life. INSURANCE
i don't, think.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah it doesn't work like, that does it fair?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Enough i've.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Insurance let's talk about WHAT i think is the story
of the bloody. Year it's the Cold blay Kiss care. Moment,
this this really is paradise for a couple of radio
hosts because this story is a. Gift it's obviously popping
(22:57):
off all around the. World if, somehow And i've got
so much respect for you if you haven't heard this,
story because this story is bloody. Everywhere but if somehow
you haven't seen this, story let me regale. It So
Chrissy martin's doing his thing in a Cold play. Gig
you know he's doing the. Thing he's commanding the stage
as we, Know Chris martin Can. NO i didn't realize,
(23:19):
this But Cold play have a moment in their shows
where they do a kiss. Cam the camera goes around
and obviously you're hoping that when you're on the kiss
camp you do a, kiss. Right this is the moment
where the kiss cam goes to two people who are
in A vip box and have a bit of a
(23:39):
weird reaction to getting caught on the kiss.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Cam Chris martin has absolutely stitched in.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
There so, again if you haven't seen the, footage surely
you've seen the. Footage but the guy just spins, around of,
course gets out of the. Shot the woman. Ducks they're
just doing whatever they can to get out of the, way.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Right out of the. Frame, Yeah chris mar.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
This IS i was still going to r ep keptain
peop pans about this. Yesterday this is the most vanilla
cliche affair or like a set of circumstances that you've ever.
Heard you've got A ceo having an affair with the
woman FROM Hr No less at a Cold play, CONCERT i,
(24:37):
mean on the kiss.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Cam.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Unbelievable, like just give me a spike there, somewhere like you,
know like if it was you, know if it was
The asap rocky, gig oh, beauty just just give me
a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Culture you.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Know maybe he's maybe he's he's cooking up with some you,
know Beautiful italian, dignitary just just. Something but, no it's
THE hr. Chick he's the white rich. Ceo he takes
ex said of the concert in THE vip box At. Coldplay,
YEAH i just, This this is the most uninspiring affair
that has ever. HAPPENED i, mean or it's just happened
(25:10):
at least a million times. Before, like it's just it's
no part of this which is, interesting and that's what's
so funny about.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It for, me it's.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Hilarious but, also, wait what of the? Chans how many
people would be at A coldplay? Concert roughly eight, Thousand.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
This depends on the, stadium but, YEAH i, Reckon, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Let's say eighty thousand out of eighty thousand. People the
kiss cam goes on the two people who are having an.
Affair IT'S i, mean that part of IT i find,
extraordinary despite all the vanillas of.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
It Obviously i'm so, vanilla.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
But so the. Guy the guy's name is the whitest guy.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Alive that. Guy what's the company was he in charge?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Of he's in charge of Company astronomer.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Inc. Astronomer he's a.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Billionaire his Name's Andy.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Byron isn't there in his gas man trying to hook
up with the chip FROM?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
HR i, mean, seriously.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Mate the woman IN hr is Called Kristen. Carbo this
is why aliens.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Don't descend on to earth by the way they see
something like, that and, Like, god these guys, suck.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's all and they suck and AND i would say,
like because of, that probably deserve to be. Caught AND
i think that's why the world is loving this story so.
Much it's, like here's this rich guy thinking he can
go to HIS vip box with the woman who's having
an affair WITH hn get away with, it and he's
bloody being. Caught And i'm thirteen one oh six y
five right, NOW i really, LIKE i don't think anyone
is going to top this. Story but what is the
(26:23):
best way they were caught?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Cheating it's like most? Interesting what, like, yeah he's sound
a good way to catch him?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
CHEAT i made of? Mine, well, yeah look he's still a.
Friend he.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Got home one night and he had uh like kisses
on his neck or like, yeah like lipstick on his.
Neck and his girlfriend was, like whoa what was that all?
About and he was, like, oh just you, know some,
boys some boys men and my mates were just, playing
like playing with a bit of, lipstick you, know got
a bit, loose like we're just having a bit of.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Fun and she's, like, okay fell, enough fair.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Enough classic boy behavior on A saturday, Night.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Kisses took his shirt off and then kind of fell,
asleep and then like, comically as he took his shirt
off from his top, pocket receipts from kittens kind of
just flew out of.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It and that's hard to. Defend that's hard to.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Defend he's, like, no, no just the fellas took.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
His, paper that is that's.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Awful the most interesting one That i've, Heard wilbert was
a girl figured out that her partner was cheating because
the pimples on his back were.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Popped, oh that's, good and she was.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Like well if those pimples who did did a bit
of digging found out he was. Cheating so thirteen one
sixty five is the. Number what's the most interesting or
best way they were caught?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Cheating all, right we'll take your cools up next time with.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Them WHAT i hope you guys having a brilliant try
of home and spice up your life a. Bit, guys you,
know if you're gonna hook up with, someone they don't
have to be. White you, know you don't have to
listen To.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Coldplay the story of the year for mine is the
two people who were caught.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
On The coldplay kiss. Cam it was THE ceo of
a company Called Astronomer inky's. Billionaire his Name's Andy, barron
and he was on the kiss cam getting chummy with
the head OF, Hr Kristin. Carbo i'll play the audio,
now which is when the moment the kiss cam goes
to them and they get. Sprung and Then Chris, martin
(28:43):
the lead singer Of, coldplay has some comments about why
they felt the need to hide genuine stitch. Up the
fact that he said that he joked about the fact
(29:05):
that they might be having an affair has really cooked
him Because andy has resigned as THE ceo Of astronomer.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Incfable do you think before Before Chris martin said that's
what's going?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
ON i just think they should have stood, there. Right
this wouldn't have gone globally viral unless they, hid. Right
so if they just stood, THERE i don't.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Think anyone holding her in his arms Woulds.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But What i'm saying is the video wouldn't have been
shared millions of times unless they ducked and. Hid do
you know WHAT i?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Mean?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Right, okay probably because they CONFIRMED i, see because they
confirmed that there was an.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Affair, WELL i think did a little bit of, digging
like why were you at A coldplay gig getting chummy
with the head OF.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Hr But i'm, saying like before they ran, away, right
if it's just them standing, there him holding, her, yeah
that still looks bad their friends and, family you, Know
like you, know if you went to a gig and
you were Holding, joe you know who's he paying the
show this? Week in your arms listening To yellow going
to be some. QUESTIONS i think men might have ASKED
a couple of, QUESTIONS.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
A couple of, QUESTIONS a couple of. Questions scot To
michelle here.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Is it is?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Off it's?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
OFF a couple of, Questions, No, dad but BUT i
mean this is a couple of questions compared to obviously
you guys are having an. Affair let's go To michelle
here on thirteen.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
One all roads led To rome where they run away or?
Not he's still caught.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Out, yeah, yeah, Yeah, michelle this happened to you seventeen years.
Ago so a lot of water under the. Bridge but
there's a good story as to how they got. Caught.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
YEAH i met someone at a friend's. Place i'd ask
my mates for his phone numbers SO i could text
HIM i said the text wasn't didn't find out for
a week later that the phone NUMBER i was given
was actually his, wife not His SO i accidentally TEXT
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i think an appropriate message to the wife and got.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Fustered oh my family friendly, show, Obviously. Michelle but how
saucy was this text that you? Send?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Oh not too, bad but it still gave us?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Away, yep, yeah bloody?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Hell was that an Honest was that an honest mistake
from your friends to give honestly stuffed up by giving
you his wife's? Number, not oh my.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Gosh an, mistake but, HEY i see on the.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Cake bloody. Hell let's go To.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Eric He eric on thirteen one oh six. Five this
is a story about your. Parents.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
Eric, yeah so my dad apparently like this really, Reformed
Like i'm not like that. Anymore he passes, away and
he was in charge of our phone, plan you, KNOW
i was like leeching off of that for as long as,
possible of, course and mom has to go sort out
phone plans and she, goes what's this extra line on?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Here so she just.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
Rings it and, goes, well who is? This like how
did why do you have this? Phone? Like, oh my
boyfriend gave it to me and turns out she recognizes
the voice from like a previous encounter and, goes are
you kidding? Me like my dad had passed, Away so she's,
like you're such a piece of, work and now you've
(32:25):
been paying for this lady's phone for who knows how?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Long who was?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
She?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Eric did your Mom?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Knowah only because of like previous being, like don't ever
talk to that lady. Again and then this lady from
the phone that my now deceased father was paying for
calls my oldest sibling and, goes, yeah your dad used
to talk about you guys a. Lot i'm really sorry about.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
That oh why how long have they been seeing each?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Other fool even to be paying the phone?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
BILL i think it was like three.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Years oh, man and you how? Long how long since
your dad had? Died oh like?
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Weeks like so not even.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Weeks so you had a beautiful. Funeral imagine your mom
very very. Opposite did that change the note of the?
Funeral did you take down any photos of your dad.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
In the house or? Anything after?
Speaker 10 (33:20):
That they were divorced, before but it was like this
amicable divorce, thing like we'll keep a family phone plan
because you, Know and then it was, LIKE i can't
BELIEVE i amicably divorced this piece of.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Work you, KNOW i have been more?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Mad is your family still paying for her phone bills as?
Well here he wasn't.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Even paying for the phone. Plan it was coming out
of my aunt's trust fund that my dad was.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Managing love? IT i love?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
It, well that's, awesome but, mate give me some the phone,
here BECAUSE i think what he would like to find
out how you can get His netflix paid his aunt's trust.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Reckon that sounds like a pretty good way To.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
God i'm over In amsterdam for the next couple of.
Weeks my partner Is, dutch so, yeah doing doing the
show for me for the next couple of weeks since
some family, time which has been, wonderful And i've had
a couple of weeks. Holiday before the show, started we
were up In, copenhagen which.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And Again i've already had ninety minutes of, this, mate
wrap it. UP i don't want to hear about how
warm it is over. There when you, arrived you, said
there's nothing like The nordic, sun my. Boy and then
you started and you started talking about your, tan and
then you started talking about the fashion brought up you
brought up, well it's. Obvious how CAN i not bring
up your Ten you're absolutely.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
SO i look, that DO i look?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
That you look a bit Like Roger Rashid AND i
know that's a deep tennis, reference that's a deep cut
in the.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Tennis world and gets. That but you're good ten and gets.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
That.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Cool good to, know good to. Know, well, YEAH i
am tanned And i'm having a great. TIME i tell
you who is tanned is my two year old or
three year old, Daughter, max who has had the time
of life seeing.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Your little cousins up In. Copenhagen that's what that was all.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
About but one of the THINGS i, mean LIKE i
don't know about remy right, now your, daughter but What
max's biggest obsession at the moment is ice. Cream ice
cream is and you, realize like when you're three years,
old it really was the best thing in the.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
World it's it's the moment you see their face when
tongue hits ice cream because because obviously there's there's no
way they can know what they're about to, experience, Right
it's JUST i don't know if you had, this but
like just witnessing the moment where it's, like this is
an ice cream and they're, like, yeap no idea what this.
Is and then as soon as they taste, it it's just,
like how have you been hiding this from me for?
(35:44):
Starting how does something that tastes this good? Exist and
then the scary thing then is because kids obviously have
no concept of what's healthy and you, know what's a
good thing to, eat they just look at you, like,
well it's ice cream for the rest of my.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Life all the.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Time you found, It, dad you found. It i'll have
this for, breakfast, lunch and. Dinner that's.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
It that's.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Fine and you hit the now on the head that
the Break Like max literally wakes up these days and
just AND i say what do you want for?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Breakfast and she'll she'll just she'll go for. It she'll
have a shot shell ice crea ice. Cream And i'm, like,
well it's, Breakfast, bates that's not.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Happening that hasn't, changed and that has and because there's
nothing better than ice, cream, Right, so you, KNOW i
think as an, adult you, know you can really sort
of delve into an orchard of perversion in terms of
things that you know. Satisfy you're not going to that.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Orchard no one wants to go down or we don't have,
to very dark and.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Scared i'm just.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Saying i'm just, saying, like as an, adult there is
there's bandwidth there for things that you know are, pleasurable
that are the best things in the. World for a
three year, old this is the peak and it's, regulated it's,
legalized it's, everywhere and most importantly and most, annoyingly In.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Europe this isn't really a.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Thing In, australia but In, europe out the front of
every ice cream shop there's a novelty, sized massive ice cream,
cone of, course and it is, summer so they are,
everywhere and you would. Know the great battle with a
three year old or two year old is interested in
ice cream is basically just, like, OKAY i want ice
cream on ice? Cream sure you kind of let you
(37:17):
let the storm. Pass you're, like, okay, cool you got
it out of your. SYSTEM i convinced you will have it.
Later and then twenty meters later there's now a ten
meter ice cream cone in front of, you and again she's, like, oh,
yeah no, SHIT i wouldn't mind that massive sugar.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Hit that's my favorite thing in the.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
World again and by the, way there's a shop right,
there and you can't deny that BECAUSE i might not
be able to. Read but that is a massive ice
cream cone and it is, like so that has just
been that is, Bedlam Like semini have been semi mapped
out where the ice cream cones were In, copenhagen and
we were, going we were doing circumnavigating the city because
(37:54):
it was just it was really, problematic and she was
jet lagged and she just crack.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
It if she didn't get it, anyway we got. Through
she did. It she was on about an ice cream a. Day,
yeah we got through to Fair.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Remys probably that's a regular, diet WHICH i, mean that's
probably a. Problem that's probably a.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Problems, Probably, yeah in some stages becomes an.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Issue so we're trying to strip it. Back BUT i was, like,
look it's not going to be so bad when we
get To. AMSTERDAM i feel like this is just a you,
know Because copenhagen in, summer they haven't got a lot of,
summer so they really, sprook we're doing ice, cream so
we'll just get we'll get past.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
THAT i, Mean, italy we would have been totally.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Screwed gelati has she had A, giladi not yet the same.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Much she just gets.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Chocolate so we get To amsterdam And i'm, like, COOL
i haven't really seen ice cream signs and ice cream
is not really a thing. Anyway we get to our
accommodation sem AND i get out of the uber right In.
Amsterdam i'm just going to play you some audio as
to what is underneath our apartment In amsterdam and what's
(38:55):
out the.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Front oh my, god.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You just got to give them a thousand euros and
just be like you can have. That if you don't
sell my doorter's, clothes give them ten thousand euros and just.
Go i'm buying you for the. Week i'm buying you
for the. Week shut your.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Doors here's here's.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Some tickets To. Parie go and see the two De.
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