August 22, 2025 • 44 mins
- Step Siblings Dating
- Ross Noble all hyped up on caffiene
- Can You Hear It
- Freedom Friday - Like a bulldog clip on the toilet bowl
- Best calls of the week
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There's a film creator called m Night Shamalayan, and he
was very famous for twists. Even he would have been
rocked by the twist that happened in a phone call
that we received earlier this week. Strap yourselves in, guys,
because the twist here will really get you going.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're going back.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Let's go back in time, going back in time.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Telling me that you've got a time machine. And we'll
follow up on it anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Here is here is the goal.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What's the worst thing someone can do after a kiss?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Heather, things are getting very passionate.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
It was a dark room. I opened my mouth and
I ended up cooking up with his nose.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Ah, fully enveloped, the nose still an item, heav.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yes, we're now engaged and he's actually were you my stepbrother?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He's also your step brother?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Yeah, so we got together and then our parents got together.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Now we're all one happy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Se should have led with that pretty well.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She should have led with that though, Yeah, because the
feedback it was good feedback from her call.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Because you know, sucking on a guy's nose, Yeah, it
was interesting. But then my partner is also my stepbrother,
blew our socks off.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, well it blew our socks off so much.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You want to explain the mechanics of that, by the way,
because it is a little bit confusing, you know. When
you hear that, it's like, well, hang on a second,
is there anything dodgy going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But it's actually all above board. Now, Well, she kind
of explained it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So she starts hooking up with the guy who's now
her fiance, and then they got their parents together. Yes,
so and you yep, so they actually they actually got
together pre being step siblings. Yes, and then became step
siblings when their parents hooked up.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes. And it's her dad and his mum.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, no, that's worth flagging, okay, because you flagged that
it could get weird.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I did.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I did bring that up to her, but then realize
that the genders were wrong. Anyway, I'm really interested because
I just think this is such a spicy situation. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number. Do you know
anyone else that was or is in that exact situation? No,
(02:30):
there's no judgment here obviously, because again it's it's totally fine.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
There's no there's no relation there.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But it just must be so interesting at family Christmas,
at birthday parties, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That idea that you are you are with a step sibling.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, it's just the word being with and sibling. They
don't go together, do they not at all?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But again, there's no judgment here. That did sound a
little bit judgment. There's no judgment here. Just are you
or do you know someone who has been is in
that situation? And like, and I think the next question,
obviously is what happened first?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did you hook up with.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Them and the parents hooked up or did the parents
hook up? And then you were like, whoa.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's it's for me, it's unrealistic. I don't think it's happened.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, hang on a second, will, because the phones have
rung off the hook. Let's go to Madison here, Madison,
this was this is a story.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
About your ex. Yeah, yep, okay, talk to us.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Okay, So my ex and I separated two years ago
and I found out he was seeing someone. And then
I've worked out that it's his stepsister.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Whoa, So just on what we were talking about before.
So the parents were already.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Together, parents already together and engaged yep.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then he's with you, he breaks up with you, yep,
and you find out he's hooking out with his stepsister yep.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I did, yep. And now they've got a four month
old baby together.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Holy Macaroni. And the parents are still together.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Parents are still married.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
In one way, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So they all live in the it's a beautiful in
one way. They're not crossing any lines there.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No, no, they all live in the same town.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But I don't know they all live in the same
town full on, I think, Madison. Might you know her
view might be slightly clouded by the fact that the
bed wasn't cold before the sister jumped in, But sure,
potentially are you?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Are you slightly upset about that? Madison? No?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh I was, but I don't care anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's just right weird.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You've moved on.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You've moved on, Yeah, moved on, found something better.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Reading the good for you, Madison, bravo, mate, And you
can take your something better along to the naked gun.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh yeah, enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, no, the naked gun, the lamnis in the naked gun.
Yeah that wasn't a metaphor. Only in Cinema's watch Out.
Only in Cinema's August twenty one. They can't get married
the step siblings. Now you're a marriage cellar, right, that
is true? Where does that land with you? Justice of
justice of the piece.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
If her ex came to me and said, I would
like to marry my steps in Maddison's X, yeah, step brother,
yeah yeah, he said to me, I want to marry
my stepsister. Yeah, I'd have to decline. I'd say to him,
I can do a commitment ceremony for you. But this
can't go.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Legal, mate, Why illegal? Why don't I don't make the law, mate, you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Can marry your cousins marriage cel mate. I just read
the rules and I and I enact those rules because
I'm a man by the book. I'm a man by
the book. Keep keep my license. Let's go to Charmaine here.
I've got a wedding coming. I've got to keep my license.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hey, guys, a little bit about this Charmaine. This is wild.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I did not think we'd receive so many calls. You
have got a similar story around.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Actually true, I just I actually just yeah. You just
chopped my memory. You hit me so twenty years ago,
I'm thirty eight now I was eighteen and not long
after I turned eighteen, I broke up with my boyfriend
at the time. He got together with my girlfriend's little sister.
They were together for a couple of months, and then
our blue they caught each other. They caught both their
(06:07):
mums in bed together one morning, and their moms are
still together.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Holy, there layers there, now, hang on, let's just like, yeah,
I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You sketching miss out, Charmaine. I'm I'm lost.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I did lose it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So, Charmaine, there's girlfriends, there's sisters, there's parents.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
There's your ex ends up hooking up your exit.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Sorry, Charmaine, is your exit guy or a girl?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
A guy?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Your male ex hooks up with a friend of yours
little sister. Yes, okay, so that's okay, that's okay, that's
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But then one day these two people walking on both
of their respective mums hooking.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Up, laying in bed together.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Wow, and they were both married at the time.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
No one got married. The mothers are still together. The
and the young girl split a few years later. But
on top of that is my mom's ex husband left
my mum and married his first cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh open, exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, just like those mothers did once upon a time.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You can legally marry your cousin. As I was saying,
is that right, that's that's play on.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm sorry, but that's that's crook.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The birth, deaths and marriage is obviously to have a
hard look at themselves didn't make it. I can't marry
someone who you're not related to, but you can marry
your cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And I'll do it. That's right, the right fee. I
would do it, that's right.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Off.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I would appreciate that. I will support it.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Make me sick.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's easier. I need, you know, I need to invite
one side of the family, which is.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Ross noboys in the studio.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Oh thanks for that applause from the from the bleachers,
from the gallows.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
It is unusual that you you have a full sized execution.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
From the eighteenth century set up in the corner.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It was in our contract contract.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
And I don't know why they're clapping either. The listeners
can't hear this, but you have an incredibly fat man
hanging from the and that clapping was actually the folds
of his skill.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
That was his big flappy man boobs.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
And you know what, I respect you for that, because
a lot of a lot of your shows they'll they'll
just go for a sound effect you've auditioned them.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
I believe it was the show.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean, you just found out that it's a national show.
By the way, having time on the.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Show, come on here and make your local Melbourne reference.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I've always thought that it was that it was just
for the did you know I.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Think we were big enough?
Speaker 9 (08:50):
You know what, No, I was surprised. I used to
come in here and think, this is a national show.
Why are they why why are they continuing into the regions.
So if you're listening in humped.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You do wherever you are?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Could we rop on everywhere? Yeah? Where's the King Roy?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
The King Roy?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yeah, the Peanut Capital?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Is that right? Oh god?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Because you you do hit the regionals.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
You love that, you love I genuinely do love the regionals.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, it feels like you love too alive. You love
hashtag too alive. I say a lot of too alive.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Are you suggesting that rather than the people in places?
I just enjoyed being away?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, you did spend the majority of the off mic
time just telling us how annoying your children are at
the moment, So I.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Just say it.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
I was not saying no, I was let me just
stop you right there. I was telling you what a
bunch of pistake as they were. I did not say
that was a negative thing.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
I have never been more proud of.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
And sometimes when we're driving along and they say things
about people that were going past, and I have to
go it's terrible things you should talk about people like that.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
That was a good one.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You must find that really, because you're a professional piss takeout.
I mean, you made a career out of me, hastakeer.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Is it hard?
Speaker 8 (10:06):
I've seen your.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Hard appearance. Does a piss take out?
Speaker 8 (10:11):
It's very hard to speak. What do you know?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
You really struggle with this as well, do you?
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm very silly, so naturally when she calls mama, pooh
bum or something like, that's something that I would do.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So she looks at me and goes, you can't discipline
me on that. Yeah, you know what I mean. I've
seen you do that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
So I imagine for your kids when they see your
stand up comedy, My dad.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
You have got to you have got to cherish it,
Cherish and hold onto that, because they will come a
point you'll be doing things that they do not like.
For example, one of my favorite things in the world
to do is walking through an airport. I say, hey, guys,
I'll carry all the bags, give me the bags. They no,
And you know why. They know that I'll load up
(10:52):
all the bags when I'm loosening the trousers and they
know I'll be carrying the bags and the trousers a
round my uncles. They know that's comment. And the thing is,
there will come a point where she will go, oh no,
not just please, don't even now, hey, give me the bags,
(11:15):
the whole family.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
No, we know what you're up to. We're on a concourse.
Can smell it.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
On a second, this is a concourse. Blew his belt.
Any concourse, a municipal area, a shopping center, anything, anything
with the shiny floor, forget it, forget it.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Allowed to do with that and with it.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
My youngest last night she jumped out on me and yeah,
and she I think she said something like skip me
like that. And she did that because she knew that
it would scare me. But if she went I might
have punched her in the fierce. I literally said, why
did you.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Go, Scar?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
She went, because, ah, yeah, wow, we're covering all sorts
of aspects. Now, do you punch a child in the face?
If they've growled it, it's acceptable.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
But if they've skimmy, yeah, not exception, but that's the rule.
That's the rule I do.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
I do seminars when I'm not doing the comedy.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
Acceptable here it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Feels like that. Well, if you don't, you should be.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We have a pants off in public. We have a
punching children.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Right Hey, we're gonna go to a song. We've got
more with Ross Nobile. Up next, Pranium of Curiosities is
touring now.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
You can go and see him in Melbourne on the
sixth of September at the Palais Rossnoble dot com. Or
if you're up in Sydney you can go and see
him at the State Theater a little bit later on
this month. Ross I was going to say, thanks for
having you kill you out, but we're gonna have to it.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
We all do more.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
You're on the line.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You've got a warning. We've got.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You can say Ross Rossnobil dot com six and Stember
at the Palais Great Place, Togance this then up comedy
in Melbourne. If you' at the State Theater in Sydney
on September thirteen. Ross what he nearly got there before.
But there's so many things we nearly get to.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sorry interviews with Ross.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
We almost got there one day.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
One day, we'll get to the bottom of these questions.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Yeah, you know, you know there was a point where.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I didn't even get this is This is a true story.
My wife when we first moved in together. She was
leaving the house and some Jehovah's witnesses were coming up
the drive She was gone for three hours. She came
back the same Jehovah's witnesses were leaving down the driveway,
and she heard them say, well, you've certainly given us
(13:44):
a lot to think about. We normally give you the sorry,
what were trying.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
We're trying to get.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Actually, actually just speaking of you.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Sorry, I need to try so I recently it's a
long story. I've got something good. But I was recently
on holiday in Alaska.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Right. Have you watched Deadliest Catch?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes, because we did a bit on this on the podcast.
But you didn't believe me how many people died on
Deadliest Cats.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's true. Yeah, yeah, a lot of fishermen.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
What he didn't know it was called deadliest catch because
they thought they just caught deadly fish.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I was like, no, it's because people you.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Thought it was.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
It's not looking good for those fish.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I think a lot of people fisherman.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Died and it's a lot. It's like thousands of fishermen.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That we looked at.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Was a two hundred thousand fishermen die year, and I
thought they'd be less than one hundred.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
How rubbish would that sure be?
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Like if it was about fishing and they had and
they just call it the crap fishermen? Any of the
fish know we caught nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'd feel better watching that shoke. I don't feel better.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
I think we're going to need a small net. It's
the reverse of Jaws.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It is implied that the fishing is deadly for the fish.
If you're doing a fishing show, I think it comes.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I think watching it like the fish will be harmed
in the film.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I like, officially, but you're in Alaska, tell me about it.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Last when you watch them?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
When you watch the Real Housewives, do you think these
housewives are artificial or they're not actually housewives?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
It must be a lot of thought.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Mystery.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
That's why you're one. You question everything.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Exactly right, you know, I say things differently.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Right Anyway, I was in this set. I was in
this remote town in Alaska that's coped. Jehovah's witnesses sat
there selling the watch tower, and you think there's nobody
in this town. You know. It's all I'm saying is
I'm not a religious man, but they put the effort in.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Anyway, what we're.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Going to say on.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Just a little top of the I won't join, but
good work.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
You cut. I can't. Sorry, No, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I was going to say to you these tangents. People
should know if they go and see your live show.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Really, I do.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Get easily script at all. I get easily distracted it
for the whole show. I get something in my head
and then I go I literally well, as you can see,
some people go, oh, it's how similar are you off
stage as on stage?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
And I got pretty.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Simla yeah yeah, because the thing will pop into my
head and I'll think, all right, I'll better talk about that,
and I either talk about it immediately for ten minutes
and then I got I was talking about something else,
or I'll go and talk about that, but then something
else comes in and then I'll go back to the
original thing.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
And then you're watching.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Watching you sleep well director.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Watching a live show with you. It's very much like
having a conversation with you.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It is remember what you're doing stand show and we
were going to go and get a beer down in Melbourne.
My partner said to me, because you I think you well,
I don't know what you were doing after the show,
but it was probably like an hour or so half
of the show, and you said, hey, will I'm free.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You're going to go go with beer now. My partner's like, oh,
we're about to leave, and I was like, ah, I
think I've already I feel like I've already caught up with.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Did you say that or did you use the words enough?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I imagine you've been so I've never had a beer
with you, but I imagine you've been if we're both
sitting with a beer in front of us after an
hour and a half, I've had three drinks and you've
barely had a sip of your drink, because.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Well, I don't drink tea to all.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Have you always been?
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Always been tea tall? I'm partial to a squash. I
don't mind to squash, but yeah, it's best not It's
the problem that I was having was I used to
drink dit cork and and people would get around in
and then I would have so I would have half
paint or a paint of dit cork whilst everyone was
having beers. So you know, if it's a big night,
(18:03):
I was consuming so much caffeine. You know, there was
sort of three to four months of not sleeping. Yeah,
in fact, I got hypnotized. I went to a hypnotherapist.
I had to get hypnotized to stop stop drinking. Die coo,
because so I haven't slept for fourteen years. No, no,
(18:26):
it did, Yeah it did. Have I stopped, I stopped drinking,
but yeah, I had to seek out. Yeah, I had
to seek out the skills of a mesmerist.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
We'll got hypnotized to stop doing that vaping?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah I did. Yeah it was good.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
And which because I've heard of people stopping smoking. Yeah,
people stopped vaping to stop smoking. But then you got
addicted to the vapors and had to and did he
she I would say, I was about to correct myself.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
I think the thing is, look again at my seminar.
We talk about about the important of.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
Not gendering mesmerists. You know, the trouble is traditional traditionally
they wear a top hat, their eyes spin, they have the.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Case at all, Not anymore that lady they ever did that.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Their eyes don't spin. Their modern executive freethinking mesmerizing women.
And when I say mesmerizing women, I mean they're doing
the mesmerizing.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Suggest practices memerizing.
Speaker 9 (19:31):
Yes, I'm not saying that we know what she's mesmerizing.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
But to be honest, you're in areas.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
If I was going to compliment a lady, yes, I
would say, you're mesmerizing you.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You've got You've got an air lock of women out
there there you go for for them.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Well, they're all mesmorized, even that odd fellow on the ed.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
But he's the only one wearing a top hat, which
is unusual, and his eyes spin. Just give us a
thumbs up.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Ladies, if if you were to meet a fella in
the bar and he was just saying, good lord, you're mesmerizing,
thumbs up, thumbs down, Oh, one thumbs.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Up and one finger, she gave you the bird.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
Yeah, Well, I think we've learned important lesson there.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 9 (20:20):
There's certainly one in there.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Or you're about to learn.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
And when you get outside, because you are getting outside,
because'm kicking you out right.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
The Graanium Curiosity is touring now.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Get your tickets at ross Noble dot com again at
the Palais on September six in Melbourne and it's Say Theater, Sydney,
September thirteen.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Thanks Ras, Thanks for having to show you mate. It's
imagine if I just.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Started like cloking like a chicken now and she was
a mesmerist, delightful, irony, goodbye.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'm going to hear the soft drink.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
A beer darsy.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No Darcy, no.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Beer or soft drink based on the sound of the
can opening, and yes, will it is double or nothing.
First can gives you one dollar. Now, I know what
you're thinking. You're scuffing. It's a bloody gold coin, but
it grows quickly. By the tenth can you can have
yourself five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
My golly gosh, we've.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Got Eva here.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Now Eva, it says hither you're aiming for five to
six cans.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I'm aiming for that, but maybe we'll go higher. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Having can five gets you sixteen bucks?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
You take that? Not too bad than a kick in
the teeth.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's a cocktail happy? I reckon bloody? All right, Eva,
let's go for can and happy.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
How for a screwdriver, a screwdriver, the drink or the drink?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I'm like, I don't know how much an axial screwdriver is.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm sure a buntons you get screwdriver for less than
sixteen bucks. I don't know if you're in the market
for a real screwdriver, Eva, but let's play.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Can you hear? And here is can one for one dollar?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Oh that was a tough one. Okay, I'm going to
go beer, but I'm not one hundred percent confidence.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Sorry Eva.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Oh that's okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's okay, Thanks for having a crack. The screwdriver goes begging.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Six piece essential screwdriver said for eleven fifty at Bunnies.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
If that's eleven fifty, if you get five kens in
a row at sixteen bucks, you can get that six
piece of essential screwdriver kit and then still have enough for.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
A chocolate bar, a snag on the way.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I am a sausage, A couple of sausages. All right, Amy,
you want to play?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Can?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're here and it's a dollar a can? Are you
ready to go?
Speaker 11 (22:57):
Yes? I am all right, Amy, here we can one
that's a soft drink.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
To be exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
The mid Wait for the reaction. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I have a great weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Really, it's only she was an idiot in the day. Remember,
imagine if she brought up during normal programming.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Exactly right. Let's go to Natalie. Now, Natalie, you want
to play?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 12 (23:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Please?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Of course you do?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What else would you call? He's ken one?
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I think.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
We are.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Ice car?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
You thought that by lowering the price? Are you still
there now? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now I read that you were aiming for fifteen. That
is a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
List I reckon, let's claim this late Australia. Don't go again.
I think we have tokay thirteen one six y five.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, we got to be feeling good.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Flattened by that, will, I'm absolutely Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
You would have thought that by lowering the amount we
would have only attracted pure players. Yeah, I thought we
would have got rid of the prize.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Pigs.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But are you suggesting that Natalie is a prize pig.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No, because she's playing for a dollar a can. I
thought she was a purist.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I hope Jeb turns it around right now. You're there, Jeb.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, Wow, you have an incredibly deep voice there, Jeb.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's that's stunning.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
All right, mate, here is got the voice distorder on.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Say where's the spacheler Jeb.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Under the house? No, no, we weren't asking the question what
is your spa?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
All right, let's go for can one here?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's a beer?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
What is going on?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Ye ye yeah, mate, go and recover your spachelor and
think about your life choices.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Don't put your spachulor under the house. That's that's awful.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Woods's can I just say, like I know, there's been
some speculation.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
About the cans recently.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
The the the independent Arbitrator has been in touch and
they're monitoring every single can you hear it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
At the moment we get a thumb from an individual
and they.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Have actually totally uh stamped these cans with approval. So
these are these are bona fide Coca colas, bona fide
Mountain Goat beers they're crisp.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
My cracking's on fire.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
The cracks have been sitting.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
These have been the most obvious beers we've ever done.
I just I don't know what's happening. Well, let's go
to Sue here, Sue, is your head in the game?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Suit?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
My head's in the game, all right, so prove it
to me. Here's can one.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Soft drinks.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
So good to see, Sue. Did you see that's a dollar?
That's a dollar? Suit?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
There you go hard because I'm used to. I'm used
to doing it through the cast. I've got the phone to,
so it's to be harder.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, look, you nailed the first you nailed the first one,
so keep that going there.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So here's the question. Do you want to go double
or nothing?
Speaker 10 (26:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Definitely double or nothing?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, here we go right back.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
No good work, soars player. Here I think we do
on the screen. Here, Sue.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
That the great Renee who are currently the record with
fifteen cans? Yeap, she won ten grand fifteen cans. It
was an unbelievable effort.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
You went, you went canned for can with her in
your car.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
I did, I did?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Whoa wow?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I was screaming, Well, it's a good time to remind
people that. So even though we're on two dollars now
it seems ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's like, maybe let's not remind people. Then we'll wait
until she gets a little bit deeper in the game.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
About the money though, a boy, well I.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Think it is when can fifteen would get you sixteen
thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, well yeah, then it would be about the money all.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Money right now, still not about money. But here's the
question I have to ask you. Do you want to
go double or nothing?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Definitely double boys soft drink.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
So it's got three wats she onwards.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
So you're on four dollars. Do you want to go
double or nothing to get to eight?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I definitely want to double? Uh soft drink?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh so our hopes up?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
I had my hopes that boy.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh so there was a bit of a it was
a bit of a sparkling beer.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, there was a bit of fizz there. So it's
no doubt about that.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
But yeah, not a problem.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You're not going home. You said you're not going.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Screwdriver said no, screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
No, but you're not going home naked. You're going Sorry,
you're not going home empty handed. You're going to the
Naked Gun film double passes Liam Nisson in.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
The Naked Gun.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
He's so mad.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's also it was out yesterday. Apparently it's unbelievable. I'm
going to my dad next week.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Was Jeb back? Jem's back?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
What's going on? Jib?
Speaker 13 (29:04):
Well, what happened?
Speaker 12 (29:04):
I thought?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I hung up?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, well, I don't know why you back back?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
What do you mean someone giving Jeb a second chance? Second?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
We actually just want to know, Jib. Why do you
put your spachula under your house? Why do you put
your spatula?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Look up from you've gone to the house plumber.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
People's houses.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, yeah, get that. That's what are we taking another
player here to learn more about?
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Jib?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I have no idea. I'm happy to go another player
if you want.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
To know, I'll jip. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
The only ever second chance player is Jim.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That great anecdote specual is under the houses. The reason
why the producers have put Jim back accident.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
They declared that to me, there's time. It was an accident.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Jim. Here's game on, mate, Here we go.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
A beer?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, Jeb, one dollar.
Speaker 12 (30:05):
My way, you know, what the.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Charm is? That what it is? Yeah, but you're in
your second time, Jeb.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh, let's go double or nothing, Jeb.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, all right, we go.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Softly.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh, Jeb, you've got no idea, mate, Why what do
you mean? Oh, Jem We had to dump Jeb so.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Because he said, Caruz he didn't swear.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Cauz does sound a lot like something very naughty.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He said, Cuz I might need to go to tape
on that.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
No fun, he said, Cauz, did he You guys just
panic there? Come on, guys, give your hitting the game,
he said Cauz.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It was also a great way to get Jeb off
the air.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It was we should use that trick in the future.
This one get them out of here.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
We take our life.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, we pitch a lot of just brilliant, creative, radio
changing ideas every single week. But if you don't know
the way this radio show works, the producers do decide
what ideas actually make the radio show, and we just
feel it gets to Friday and we go, oh god,
there was just there was so much goal that wasn't
(31:41):
in the show, so much good gear would so we
get this opportunity to repitch a couple and then we
do one of them. Would you like to kick things
off with an idea that you I thought it was
worthy of some aretime.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I thought that I'd written this idea down on here
and I've comed it, and I haven't, and my phone's
out there, so I'm just going to it's gonna get
my phone.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You're gonna run and get your phone. I'll say what
I wanted to do. Okay, So earlier this week I
revealed I produce got your phone. That's and that's handy.
That's time.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
They were in the middle of a planking competition.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Appears that they're actually back at work, which is outstanding.
Back on board, I'll go with my idea first day
while you find your idea. So I revealed to you
earlier this week that I accidentally, and this is shocking,
this is awful, terrible behavior.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I left my barbecue on for twenty four hours by accident.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Obviously, like who you obviously don't do that deliberately, shocking, shocking,
awful thing to do, right.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah, no, yeah, well you could have burned your house
down percent.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, here's what I think it'd be a great bit though.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Thirteen one, six five what did you leave on? Oh
like that, it's great. I think it's great. Who knows
what we'll get?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yeah, I left a record player a month. I see
more stories like that and where we're on fire. We're
on fire. It spun for three weeks. I'm still spinning, right,
still spinning when I got back. Yeah, warden down to
a nub. That's quality, that's technics. That's why you're buy
techniques anyway. A bit from it from a defunct Japanese
(33:08):
record cabinet. Oh yeah, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
What's your idea? That's gonna be hard to be that's
a good gear. Yeah, so you know that.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I so I had a lot of LOLd back problems
at the start of this year. Just give everyone a
bit of context. I went to a personal trainer. He
told me I had the ass of a five year
of five year old. Yes, basically, I had the lower
the leg strength of a five year old, the ass
of a five year old, which makes sense, which makes sense.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Because yeah, anyway, we won't get into the.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
What do you call it, the minutia, the minutia of
your tusha.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, oh very good. Hello, still got on line man,
that was good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
So Anyway, I've been seeing this personal trainer called Ben,
lovely guy for listening. Ben, go and see Ben, and
he basically works on my five year old ass with me.
So I now I think I have about a ten
or twelve year old ass.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Which is great.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, and you can see it. You can see that.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I appreciate that I've got a bit of junken and
I finally have some shape. That's what this is about. Okay,
So my topic is thirteen one o sixty five. What
are the pitfalls of having a big ass?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
That's my topic.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Because I was blowing out a lot of shorts, so
I can relate.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I was I've lost I now do not wear a
linen short because I just kept blowing the ass out
of them.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, and as I've got, I've got a decent ass.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Well now, yeah, how well powerful? You've been working on it.
You've been working very hard on it.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I think you also asked one of our producers that
have been blowing out the arms of their pants. Reason,
I thought that was I.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Thought that was common vernacular.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
But when you rip your.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Pants, yes, so I think blowing out the ass of
a pant, yeah, it just wasn't appropriate to ask it,
I thought four year old woman with.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
But directly I said, I said, open floor for the room.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Has anyone been blowing the ass out of their pand
it's just I didn't direct it, but it's fine anyway.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
So my topic would be what are the pitfalls of
having a big ass, because I traditionally when I'm doing previously,
when I had a five year old ass, when I
would go to the toilet, what I used to do
is I used to spread the cheeks where I'd kind
of like lift one cheek onto one side of the
toilet bowl and then one cheek on the other side
of the toilet bowl.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Just so you know, this is just this is where
the idea came from, right, so cheek on either side
of the buyer big is You're no, it was small.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
There was no muscle in it, so I could just
kind of like you know, put the skin on either
side of the back curtains a little bit.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Anyway, but I discovered today, Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
It produced like I've been a clothes pig kind of
big like that is lit now I got there so then,
but now because I've got this muscle in my bum, yeah,
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Good, you should stop doing that.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
So and it's actually it's actually significantly harder to wipe
your bum when you got a bigger bum like me now,
like I've got a twelve year old ass.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Sure anyway, So what I just discovered that?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
So thirteen one and six five, I've never had a
big bum before, and I'm tempted to wind back the
twelve year old ass back.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
To seven or eight year old, because you.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Know, having a big bum. No, I don't, I don't know,
I do.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Look, look, I'm relating.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Struggling I've had to throw it all my Chino's. I
just didn't. It was a good idea anyway. But there's
a good look.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
For me for a while. Those China I can't get
a leg in. I cannot get a leg in anymore.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
So, Yeah, what do you think about that? I'm for it.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Thirteen one I was six pitfalls of a big bum.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, some coutiary tales. Should I wind back the the
the dead lifts? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Right, okay, you want to go back, you want to
go back in time and go back to your just
shapeless nothing bumb You.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Know, I've never had a bit.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I've never had an ass before, and I've been working
on my bum recently woods at the gym, have been
doing my dead lifts and stuff, and I'm just starting
to realize that maybe it's not what I'm after.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
So have you noticed as well? Because I did relate to.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
This and you related to it. So there was two
of us here. So we went to the phones, and.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I just got disgusted from the people that produced this show,
which you.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Know, as you can imagine, you told a story about
a toilet, which I think lost everyone.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
But have you found as well.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Trying to be honest and raw. I mean, that's what
they tell us guys. Boys be vulnerable, boys be yourselves,
And here I am, and I'm getting the producers wrote
yuck in the chat. Imagine if you were doing your job, guys,
I meagine if you were at work and people you
worked with wrote your message saying yuck while you're working,
Imagine that they make you feel just might go to
h over this.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It was objectively yuck, though I reckon they could go
to story.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Even if it was even if it was a bit yuck,
I'll be honest. It was being vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You described yourself as a bulldog clip on a toilet.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
You did. I didn't say that, that's that's what you
were describe, you said, but I keep on.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Okay, well I'll say that to do it, you got
to do it and watch them roll in, put them across, guys.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Six five problems with having a br.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
You've got a story, Montana about an issue with a
big bottom.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Yeah, so the girl in the group with the big
bottom and my friends like to go on shop so
with like really small aisles. So my habit is like
I happen to not things off tell me because my
as like, yeah, just get in the way.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, I get Montana. Do you get this as well?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
The other one I was going to bring up is
sometimes when a door is closing slowly, Previously, I'd always
be able to do like an Indiana Jones, like I'll
quickly whip through there and go side on and just
whip through before.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I found the door.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh god, I've caught it on the house again and
I'm getting bruises of Montana gets it all right?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Well, look the only call we had.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
That's that's that's tough, Montana. That's tough, knocking things off shells.
It must be frustrating for you.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Gets expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh it does, I bet it does. Now, well, we
do have some calls for the other topic, which was.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Other people are calling for that topic as well, the
producers down and putting them across.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
And that's fine. We can come back for it. We
can come back for it.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
But you're going to go back to we'll pivot back
to the other one.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
No, no, what was your topic?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
What did you leave on? Uh, it's a hot bit, relatable,
it's a hot bit. You had a story stray away, David.
I left my barbecue on for twenty four hours. What
did you leave on?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
My friend? Oh, man, I was going to have a
very quick bath after a rugby game, and then I
thought I'll have some food in the bars.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
So into the bridge and there was no milk and eggs,
so quickly ran to the shop.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Oh no, with the bar running, with the bath running, David, David.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
So it was a beautiful way to wash the entire
house floor, six bedroom house arso and clean.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Oh you obviously I haven't got a big bottom, David. No,
I got a sweet toush thinks.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Oh good, you wait on to go out there? I
would a good game I've got more. You're back in, mate,
You've got more here. Let's go to Paul because he
called for your bit, mate. Let's let's swim.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
For a little while. How are we not going out
on sweet tush?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I means it was good gear, But again the producers
wrote yuck in the chat, so they're not having it.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Who's got the issue out there with men talking about
their bums? This is just this is just what is
wrong with that? I think everyone we've all got bottoms. Guys,
grow up, grow up, or start another plant competition.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
That would be a great way to use your juvenile energy.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Let's go to Paul.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Are you calling about your big bum or something you
left on?
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Something I left on?
Speaker 12 (40:32):
Mate? Haven't many? Many means A girls cooking in the oven,
which is a very expensive product, and you're supposed to
slow cook it for about twenty to forty minute. Put
it in the oven. You know it's a size piece
of forgot about it and came back and it was
about the size of the plum. And then that trait
(40:55):
way Matt to the executive chef, and I've got a
right roll bullocking a.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Little bit of a bulligin good on your Paul, did
you stuff your own goose? Paul?
Speaker 12 (41:05):
No, I think well, I think he wanted to stuff me.
Speaker 11 (41:08):
Not for sure.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
What would you go out Elia with shirt paint like that?
Speaker 13 (41:13):
Paul?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
You can have yourself a double to go and see
the naked gun. Loving to meet your mate. Beautiful, big
bum on your pool, big bum on your hand before you.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Get out of too bad. You know enough to rock
and roll.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
It could be time for the weekly rap. I think
let's do that.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
You in a bit.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Let me tell you what it's a one competer.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
There, I goes.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen If your
food delivery driver ate your meal?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Why don't we ask anonymous?
Speaker 10 (41:50):
If all of the food delivery driver and every now
and then, I'd be like, oh, I'm going to mark
this order as damaged and free dinner. There was a
huge order from a rest they do like Mediterranean grill.
The receipt was about three hundred and fifty dollars and
it was just me and my girlfriend at the time
and May we had the feast of all seats.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Embarrassing food delivery stories.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
A friend of mine, she was at her work party.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
The boss was putting on a party, and the chat
pretty early on was how early can you do a
ghosty from this crap party?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
She leaves really early.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
On the way home, she goes to order uber eats.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Unfortunately she set the delivery address to the boss's house,
so the uber eatstrop had to walk through the party
saying there are Everyone knew.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
That she'd left least amount of effort someone made in
the date woods with my mouse fyance.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
We met up at the local cinema, went for a
movie together, and then he's like, I'll take you somewhere nice.
We wound up a super cheap auto to look at
windscreen wipers.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Wow Wow.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Invited a first one for dinner and basically I didn't
know what to cook, so I through chicken nuggets on
the fry pan with some oil and burnt the hell
out of them, which they ended up in the bin.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Well, I was about eighteen or nineteen and I like
this guy for a while, and he finally asked me
out and he's like, oh, come over, I'll cook your tea.
Well I got there, there was nothing cooking, and he
pulled out a tubble egg and came from the fridge.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
No, well, you had leftovers.
Speaker 11 (43:29):
We had leftovers.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
He's like, it's be getting the names, but it's better
than next day.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
It's a good boy. It's a good boy. You thought
you said. Guy, I don't want to die like this.
Speaker 11 (43:41):
I did.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
Picked up the kids from a trampoline, played about nine
o'clock at night. Tea intersection coming up, car comes straight
out in front of me.
Speaker 6 (43:48):
See the car light at my driver's side.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
We got pushed off the road.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
We're in shock.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
The last song that we would have heard on the
radio was a shout out to my ex.
Speaker 13 (43:56):
And I did not want to tiel.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Oh you speak my half enough kill me no more. Guys,
keep laughing along and will and body, Oh, great job.
Well done to Mirca Shark, I already producer with that together.
Very very good. Good great giggle there.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
And well done to you guys as well. Please always
keep calling the show.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
We love it when you interact with us, and yes,
expectively make our jobs very easy.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
That's right way.
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There's a film creator called m Night Shamalayan, and he
was very famous for twists. Even he would have been
rocked by the twist that happened in a phone call
that we received earlier this week. Strap yourselves in, guys,
because the twist here will really get you going.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're going back.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Let's go back in time, going back in time.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Telling me that you've got a time machine. And we'll
follow up on it anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Here is here is the goal.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What's the worst thing someone can do after a kiss?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Heather, things are getting very passionate.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
It was a dark room. I opened my mouth and
I ended up cooking up with his nose.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Ah, fully enveloped, the nose still an item, heav.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yes, we're now engaged and he's actually were you my stepbrother?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He's also your step brother?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Yeah, so we got together and then our parents got together.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Now we're all one happy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Se should have led with that pretty well.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She should have led with that though, Yeah, because the
feedback it was good feedback from her call.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Because you know, sucking on a guy's nose, Yeah, it
was interesting. But then my partner is also my stepbrother,
blew our socks off.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, well it blew our socks off so much.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You want to explain the mechanics of that, by the way,
because it is a little bit confusing, you know. When
you hear that, it's like, well, hang on a second,
is there anything dodgy going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But it's actually all above board. Now, Well, she kind
of explained it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So she starts hooking up with the guy who's now
her fiance, and then they got their parents together. Yes,
so and you yep, so they actually they actually got
together pre being step siblings. Yes, and then became step
siblings when their parents hooked up.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes. And it's her dad and his mum.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, no, that's worth flagging, okay, because you flagged that
it could get weird.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I did.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I did bring that up to her, but then realize
that the genders were wrong. Anyway, I'm really interested because
I just think this is such a spicy situation. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number. Do you know
anyone else that was or is in that exact situation? No,
(02:30):
there's no judgment here obviously, because again it's it's totally fine.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
There's no there's no relation there.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But it just must be so interesting at family Christmas,
at birthday parties, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That idea that you are you are with a step sibling.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, it's just the word being with and sibling. They
don't go together, do they not at all?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But again, there's no judgment here. That did sound a
little bit judgment. There's no judgment here. Just are you
or do you know someone who has been is in
that situation? And like, and I think the next question,
obviously is what happened first?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Did you hook up with.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Them and the parents hooked up or did the parents
hook up? And then you were like, whoa.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's it's for me, it's unrealistic. I don't think it's happened.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, hang on a second, will, because the phones have
rung off the hook. Let's go to Madison here, Madison,
this was this is a story.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
About your ex. Yeah, yep, okay, talk to us.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Okay, So my ex and I separated two years ago
and I found out he was seeing someone. And then
I've worked out that it's his stepsister.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Whoa, So just on what we were talking about before.
So the parents were already.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Together, parents already together and engaged yep.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then he's with you, he breaks up with you, yep,
and you find out he's hooking out with his stepsister yep.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I did, yep. And now they've got a four month
old baby together.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Holy Macaroni. And the parents are still together.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Parents are still married.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
In one way, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So they all live in the it's a beautiful in
one way. They're not crossing any lines there.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No, no, they all live in the same town.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But I don't know they all live in the same
town full on, I think, Madison. Might you know her
view might be slightly clouded by the fact that the
bed wasn't cold before the sister jumped in, But sure,
potentially are you?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Are you slightly upset about that? Madison? No?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh I was, but I don't care anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's just right weird.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You've moved on.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You've moved on, Yeah, moved on, found something better.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Reading the good for you, Madison, bravo, mate, And you
can take your something better along to the naked gun.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh yeah, enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, no, the naked gun, the lamnis in the naked gun.
Yeah that wasn't a metaphor. Only in Cinema's watch Out.
Only in Cinema's August twenty one. They can't get married
the step siblings. Now you're a marriage cellar, right, that
is true? Where does that land with you? Justice of
justice of the piece.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
If her ex came to me and said, I would
like to marry my steps in Maddison's X, yeah, step brother,
yeah yeah, he said to me, I want to marry
my stepsister. Yeah, I'd have to decline. I'd say to him,
I can do a commitment ceremony for you. But this
can't go.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Legal, mate, Why illegal? Why don't I don't make the law, mate, you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Can marry your cousins marriage cel mate. I just read
the rules and I and I enact those rules because
I'm a man by the book. I'm a man by
the book. Keep keep my license. Let's go to Charmaine here.
I've got a wedding coming. I've got to keep my license.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hey, guys, a little bit about this Charmaine. This is wild.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I did not think we'd receive so many calls. You
have got a similar story around.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Actually true, I just I actually just yeah. You just
chopped my memory. You hit me so twenty years ago,
I'm thirty eight now I was eighteen and not long
after I turned eighteen, I broke up with my boyfriend
at the time. He got together with my girlfriend's little sister.
They were together for a couple of months, and then
our blue they caught each other. They caught both their
(06:07):
mums in bed together one morning, and their moms are
still together.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Holy, there layers there, now, hang on, let's just like, yeah,
I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You sketching miss out, Charmaine. I'm I'm lost.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I did lose it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So, Charmaine, there's girlfriends, there's sisters, there's parents.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
There's your ex ends up hooking up your exit.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Sorry, Charmaine, is your exit guy or a girl?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
A guy?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Your male ex hooks up with a friend of yours
little sister. Yes, okay, so that's okay, that's okay, that's
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But then one day these two people walking on both
of their respective mums hooking.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Up, laying in bed together.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Wow, and they were both married at the time.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
No one got married. The mothers are still together. The
and the young girl split a few years later. But
on top of that is my mom's ex husband left
my mum and married his first cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh open, exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, just like those mothers did once upon a time.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You can legally marry your cousin. As I was saying,
is that right, that's that's play on.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I'm sorry, but that's that's crook.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The birth, deaths and marriage is obviously to have a
hard look at themselves didn't make it. I can't marry
someone who you're not related to, but you can marry
your cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And I'll do it. That's right, the right fee. I
would do it, that's right.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Off.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I would appreciate that. I will support it.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Make me sick.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's easier. I need, you know, I need to invite
one side of the family, which is.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Ross noboys in the studio.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Oh thanks for that applause from the from the bleachers,
from the gallows.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
It is unusual that you you have a full sized execution.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
From the eighteenth century set up in the corner.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It was in our contract contract.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
And I don't know why they're clapping either. The listeners
can't hear this, but you have an incredibly fat man
hanging from the and that clapping was actually the folds
of his skill.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
That was his big flappy man boobs.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
And you know what, I respect you for that, because
a lot of a lot of your shows they'll they'll
just go for a sound effect you've auditioned them.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
I believe it was the show.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean, you just found out that it's a national show.
By the way, having time on the.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Show, come on here and make your local Melbourne reference.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I've always thought that it was that it was just
for the did you know I.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Think we were big enough?
Speaker 9 (08:50):
You know what, No, I was surprised. I used to
come in here and think, this is a national show.
Why are they why why are they continuing into the regions.
So if you're listening in humped.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
You do wherever you are?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Could we rop on everywhere? Yeah? Where's the King Roy?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
The King Roy?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yeah, the Peanut Capital?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Is that right? Oh god?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Because you you do hit the regionals.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
You love that, you love I genuinely do love the regionals.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, it feels like you love too alive. You love
hashtag too alive. I say a lot of too alive.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Are you suggesting that rather than the people in places?
I just enjoyed being away?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, you did spend the majority of the off mic
time just telling us how annoying your children are at
the moment, So I.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Just say it.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
I was not saying no, I was let me just
stop you right there. I was telling you what a
bunch of pistake as they were. I did not say
that was a negative thing.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
I have never been more proud of.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
And sometimes when we're driving along and they say things
about people that were going past, and I have to
go it's terrible things you should talk about people like that.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
That was a good one.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You must find that really, because you're a professional piss takeout.
I mean, you made a career out of me, hastakeer.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Is it hard?
Speaker 8 (10:06):
I've seen your.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Hard appearance. Does a piss take out?
Speaker 8 (10:11):
It's very hard to speak. What do you know?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
You really struggle with this as well, do you?
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm very silly, so naturally when she calls mama, pooh
bum or something like, that's something that I would do.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So she looks at me and goes, you can't discipline
me on that. Yeah, you know what I mean. I've
seen you do that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
So I imagine for your kids when they see your
stand up comedy, My dad.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
You have got to you have got to cherish it,
Cherish and hold onto that, because they will come a
point you'll be doing things that they do not like.
For example, one of my favorite things in the world
to do is walking through an airport. I say, hey, guys,
I'll carry all the bags, give me the bags. They no,
And you know why. They know that I'll load up
(10:52):
all the bags when I'm loosening the trousers and they
know I'll be carrying the bags and the trousers a
round my uncles. They know that's comment. And the thing is,
there will come a point where she will go, oh no,
not just please, don't even now, hey, give me the bags,
(11:15):
the whole family.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
No, we know what you're up to. We're on a concourse.
Can smell it.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
On a second, this is a concourse. Blew his belt.
Any concourse, a municipal area, a shopping center, anything, anything
with the shiny floor, forget it, forget it.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Allowed to do with that and with it.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
My youngest last night she jumped out on me and yeah,
and she I think she said something like skip me
like that. And she did that because she knew that
it would scare me. But if she went I might
have punched her in the fierce. I literally said, why
did you.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Go, Scar?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
She went, because, ah, yeah, wow, we're covering all sorts
of aspects. Now, do you punch a child in the face?
If they've growled it, it's acceptable.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
But if they've skimmy, yeah, not exception, but that's the rule.
That's the rule I do.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
I do seminars when I'm not doing the comedy.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
Acceptable here it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Feels like that. Well, if you don't, you should be.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We have a pants off in public. We have a
punching children.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Right Hey, we're gonna go to a song. We've got
more with Ross Nobile. Up next, Pranium of Curiosities is
touring now.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
You can go and see him in Melbourne on the
sixth of September at the Palais Rossnoble dot com. Or
if you're up in Sydney you can go and see
him at the State Theater a little bit later on
this month. Ross I was going to say, thanks for
having you kill you out, but we're gonna have to it.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
We all do more.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
You're on the line.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You've got a warning. We've got.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You can say Ross Rossnobil dot com six and Stember
at the Palais Great Place, Togance this then up comedy
in Melbourne. If you' at the State Theater in Sydney
on September thirteen. Ross what he nearly got there before.
But there's so many things we nearly get to.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sorry interviews with Ross.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
We almost got there one day.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
One day, we'll get to the bottom of these questions.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Yeah, you know, you know there was a point where.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I didn't even get this is This is a true story.
My wife when we first moved in together. She was
leaving the house and some Jehovah's witnesses were coming up
the drive She was gone for three hours. She came
back the same Jehovah's witnesses were leaving down the driveway,
and she heard them say, well, you've certainly given us
(13:44):
a lot to think about. We normally give you the sorry,
what were trying.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
We're trying to get.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Actually, actually just speaking of you.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Sorry, I need to try so I recently it's a
long story. I've got something good. But I was recently
on holiday in Alaska.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Right. Have you watched Deadliest Catch?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes, because we did a bit on this on the podcast.
But you didn't believe me how many people died on
Deadliest Cats.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's true. Yeah, yeah, a lot of fishermen.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
What he didn't know it was called deadliest catch because
they thought they just caught deadly fish.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I was like, no, it's because people you.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Thought it was.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
It's not looking good for those fish.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I think a lot of people fisherman.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Died and it's a lot. It's like thousands of fishermen.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That we looked at.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Was a two hundred thousand fishermen die year, and I
thought they'd be less than one hundred.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
How rubbish would that sure be?
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Like if it was about fishing and they had and
they just call it the crap fishermen? Any of the
fish know we caught nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'd feel better watching that shoke. I don't feel better.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
I think we're going to need a small net. It's
the reverse of Jaws.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It is implied that the fishing is deadly for the fish.
If you're doing a fishing show, I think it comes.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I think watching it like the fish will be harmed
in the film.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I like, officially, but you're in Alaska, tell me about it.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Last when you watch them?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
When you watch the Real Housewives, do you think these
housewives are artificial or they're not actually housewives?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
It must be a lot of thought.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Mystery.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
That's why you're one. You question everything.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Exactly right, you know, I say things differently.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Right Anyway, I was in this set. I was in
this remote town in Alaska that's coped. Jehovah's witnesses sat
there selling the watch tower, and you think there's nobody
in this town. You know. It's all I'm saying is
I'm not a religious man, but they put the effort in.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Anyway, what we're.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Going to say on.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Just a little top of the I won't join, but
good work.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
You cut. I can't. Sorry, No, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I was going to say to you these tangents. People
should know if they go and see your live show.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Really, I do.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Get easily script at all. I get easily distracted it
for the whole show. I get something in my head
and then I go I literally well, as you can see,
some people go, oh, it's how similar are you off
stage as on stage?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
And I got pretty.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Simla yeah yeah, because the thing will pop into my
head and I'll think, all right, I'll better talk about that,
and I either talk about it immediately for ten minutes
and then I got I was talking about something else,
or I'll go and talk about that, but then something
else comes in and then I'll go back to the
original thing.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
And then you're watching.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Watching you sleep well director.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Watching a live show with you. It's very much like
having a conversation with you.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
It is remember what you're doing stand show and we
were going to go and get a beer down in Melbourne.
My partner said to me, because you I think you well,
I don't know what you were doing after the show,
but it was probably like an hour or so half
of the show, and you said, hey, will I'm free.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You're going to go go with beer now. My partner's like, oh,
we're about to leave, and I was like, ah, I
think I've already I feel like I've already caught up with.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Did you say that or did you use the words enough?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I imagine you've been so I've never had a beer
with you, but I imagine you've been if we're both
sitting with a beer in front of us after an
hour and a half, I've had three drinks and you've
barely had a sip of your drink, because.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Well, I don't drink tea to all.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Have you always been?
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Always been tea tall? I'm partial to a squash. I
don't mind to squash, but yeah, it's best not It's
the problem that I was having was I used to
drink dit cork and and people would get around in
and then I would have so I would have half
paint or a paint of dit cork whilst everyone was
having beers. So you know, if it's a big night,
(18:03):
I was consuming so much caffeine. You know, there was
sort of three to four months of not sleeping. Yeah,
in fact, I got hypnotized. I went to a hypnotherapist.
I had to get hypnotized to stop stop drinking. Die coo,
because so I haven't slept for fourteen years. No, no,
(18:26):
it did, Yeah it did. Have I stopped, I stopped drinking,
but yeah, I had to seek out. Yeah, I had
to seek out the skills of a mesmerist.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
We'll got hypnotized to stop doing that vaping?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah I did. Yeah it was good.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
And which because I've heard of people stopping smoking. Yeah,
people stopped vaping to stop smoking. But then you got
addicted to the vapors and had to and did he
she I would say, I was about to correct myself.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
I think the thing is, look again at my seminar.
We talk about about the important of.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
Not gendering mesmerists. You know, the trouble is traditional traditionally
they wear a top hat, their eyes spin, they have the.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Case at all, Not anymore that lady they ever did that.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Their eyes don't spin. Their modern executive freethinking mesmerizing women.
And when I say mesmerizing women, I mean they're doing
the mesmerizing.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Suggest practices memerizing.
Speaker 9 (19:31):
Yes, I'm not saying that we know what she's mesmerizing.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
But to be honest, you're in areas.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
If I was going to compliment a lady, yes, I
would say, you're mesmerizing you.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You've got You've got an air lock of women out
there there you go for for them.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Well, they're all mesmorized, even that odd fellow on the ed.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
But he's the only one wearing a top hat, which
is unusual, and his eyes spin. Just give us a
thumbs up.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Ladies, if if you were to meet a fella in
the bar and he was just saying, good lord, you're mesmerizing,
thumbs up, thumbs down, Oh, one thumbs.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Up and one finger, she gave you the bird.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
Yeah, Well, I think we've learned important lesson there.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 9 (20:20):
There's certainly one in there.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Or you're about to learn.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
And when you get outside, because you are getting outside,
because'm kicking you out right.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
The Graanium Curiosity is touring now.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Get your tickets at ross Noble dot com again at
the Palais on September six in Melbourne and it's Say Theater, Sydney,
September thirteen.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Thanks Ras, Thanks for having to show you mate. It's
imagine if I just.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Started like cloking like a chicken now and she was
a mesmerist, delightful, irony, goodbye.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'm going to hear the soft drink.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
A beer darsy.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No Darcy, no.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Beer or soft drink based on the sound of the
can opening, and yes, will it is double or nothing.
First can gives you one dollar. Now, I know what
you're thinking. You're scuffing. It's a bloody gold coin, but
it grows quickly. By the tenth can you can have
yourself five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
My golly gosh, we've.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Got Eva here.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Now Eva, it says hither you're aiming for five to
six cans.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I'm aiming for that, but maybe we'll go higher. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Having can five gets you sixteen bucks?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
You take that? Not too bad than a kick in
the teeth.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's a cocktail happy? I reckon bloody? All right, Eva,
let's go for can and happy.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
How for a screwdriver, a screwdriver, the drink or the drink?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I'm like, I don't know how much an axial screwdriver is.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm sure a buntons you get screwdriver for less than
sixteen bucks. I don't know if you're in the market
for a real screwdriver, Eva, but let's play.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Can you hear? And here is can one for one dollar?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Oh that was a tough one. Okay, I'm going to
go beer, but I'm not one hundred percent confidence.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Sorry Eva.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Oh that's okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's okay, Thanks for having a crack. The screwdriver goes begging.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Six piece essential screwdriver said for eleven fifty at Bunnies.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
If that's eleven fifty, if you get five kens in
a row at sixteen bucks, you can get that six
piece of essential screwdriver kit and then still have enough for.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
A chocolate bar, a snag on the way.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I am a sausage, A couple of sausages. All right, Amy,
you want to play?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Can?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're here and it's a dollar a can? Are you
ready to go?
Speaker 11 (22:57):
Yes? I am all right, Amy, here we can one
that's a soft drink.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
To be exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
The mid Wait for the reaction. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I have a great weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Really, it's only she was an idiot in the day. Remember,
imagine if she brought up during normal programming.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Exactly right. Let's go to Natalie. Now, Natalie, you want
to play?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 12 (23:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Please?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Of course you do?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What else would you call? He's ken one?
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I think.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
We are.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Ice car?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
You thought that by lowering the price? Are you still
there now? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now I read that you were aiming for fifteen. That
is a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
List I reckon, let's claim this late Australia. Don't go again.
I think we have tokay thirteen one six y five.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, we got to be feeling good.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Flattened by that, will, I'm absolutely Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
You would have thought that by lowering the amount we
would have only attracted pure players. Yeah, I thought we
would have got rid of the prize.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Pigs.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But are you suggesting that Natalie is a prize pig.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No, because she's playing for a dollar a can. I
thought she was a purist.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I hope Jeb turns it around right now. You're there, Jeb.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, Wow, you have an incredibly deep voice there, Jeb.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's that's stunning.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
All right, mate, here is got the voice distorder on.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Say where's the spacheler Jeb.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Under the house? No, no, we weren't asking the question what
is your spa?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
All right, let's go for can one here?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's a beer?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
What is going on?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Ye ye yeah, mate, go and recover your spachelor and
think about your life choices.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Don't put your spachulor under the house. That's that's awful.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Woods's can I just say, like I know, there's been
some speculation.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
About the cans recently.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
The the the independent Arbitrator has been in touch and
they're monitoring every single can you hear it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
At the moment we get a thumb from an individual
and they.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Have actually totally uh stamped these cans with approval. So
these are these are bona fide Coca colas, bona fide
Mountain Goat beers they're crisp.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
My cracking's on fire.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
The cracks have been sitting.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
These have been the most obvious beers we've ever done.
I just I don't know what's happening. Well, let's go
to Sue here, Sue, is your head in the game?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Suit?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
My head's in the game, all right, so prove it
to me. Here's can one.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Soft drinks.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
So good to see, Sue. Did you see that's a dollar?
That's a dollar? Suit?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
There you go hard because I'm used to. I'm used
to doing it through the cast. I've got the phone to,
so it's to be harder.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
All right.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, look, you nailed the first you nailed the first one,
so keep that going there.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So here's the question. Do you want to go double
or nothing?
Speaker 10 (26:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Definitely double or nothing?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, here we go right back.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
No good work, soars player. Here I think we do
on the screen. Here, Sue.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
That the great Renee who are currently the record with
fifteen cans? Yeap, she won ten grand fifteen cans. It
was an unbelievable effort.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
You went, you went canned for can with her in
your car.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
I did, I did?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Whoa wow?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I was screaming, Well, it's a good time to remind
people that. So even though we're on two dollars now
it seems ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's like, maybe let's not remind people. Then we'll wait
until she gets a little bit deeper in the game.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
About the money though, a boy, well I.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Think it is when can fifteen would get you sixteen
thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, well yeah, then it would be about the money all.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Money right now, still not about money. But here's the
question I have to ask you. Do you want to
go double or nothing?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Definitely double boys soft drink.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
So it's got three wats she onwards.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
So you're on four dollars. Do you want to go
double or nothing to get to eight?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I definitely want to double? Uh soft drink?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh so our hopes up?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
I had my hopes that boy.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh so there was a bit of a it was
a bit of a sparkling beer.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, there was a bit of fizz there. So it's
no doubt about that.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
But yeah, not a problem.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
You're not going home. You said you're not going.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Screwdriver said no, screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
No, but you're not going home naked. You're going Sorry,
you're not going home empty handed. You're going to the
Naked Gun film double passes Liam Nisson in.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
The Naked Gun.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
He's so mad.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's also it was out yesterday. Apparently it's unbelievable. I'm
going to my dad next week.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Was Jeb back? Jem's back?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
What's going on? Jib?
Speaker 13 (29:04):
Well, what happened?
Speaker 12 (29:04):
I thought?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I hung up?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, well, I don't know why you back back?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
What do you mean someone giving Jeb a second chance? Second?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
We actually just want to know, Jib. Why do you
put your spachula under your house? Why do you put
your spatula?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Look up from you've gone to the house plumber.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
People's houses.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, yeah, get that. That's what are we taking another
player here to learn more about?
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Jib?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I have no idea. I'm happy to go another player
if you want.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
To know, I'll jip. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
The only ever second chance player is Jim.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That great anecdote specual is under the houses. The reason
why the producers have put Jim back accident.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
They declared that to me, there's time. It was an accident.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Jim. Here's game on, mate, Here we go.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
A beer?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, Jeb, one dollar.
Speaker 12 (30:05):
My way, you know, what the.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Charm is? That what it is? Yeah, but you're in
your second time, Jeb.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh, let's go double or nothing, Jeb.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, all right, we go.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Softly.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh, Jeb, you've got no idea, mate, Why what do
you mean? Oh, Jem We had to dump Jeb so.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Because he said, Caruz he didn't swear.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Cauz does sound a lot like something very naughty.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He said, Cuz I might need to go to tape
on that.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
No fun, he said, Cauz, did he You guys just
panic there? Come on, guys, give your hitting the game,
he said Cauz.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It was also a great way to get Jeb off
the air.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It was we should use that trick in the future.
This one get them out of here.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
We take our life.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, we pitch a lot of just brilliant, creative, radio
changing ideas every single week. But if you don't know
the way this radio show works, the producers do decide
what ideas actually make the radio show, and we just
feel it gets to Friday and we go, oh god,
there was just there was so much goal that wasn't
(31:41):
in the show, so much good gear would so we
get this opportunity to repitch a couple and then we
do one of them. Would you like to kick things
off with an idea that you I thought it was
worthy of some aretime.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I thought that I'd written this idea down on here
and I've comed it, and I haven't, and my phone's
out there, so I'm just going to it's gonna get
my phone.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You're gonna run and get your phone. I'll say what
I wanted to do. Okay, So earlier this week I
revealed I produce got your phone. That's and that's handy.
That's time.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
They were in the middle of a planking competition.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Appears that they're actually back at work, which is outstanding.
Back on board, I'll go with my idea first day
while you find your idea. So I revealed to you
earlier this week that I accidentally, and this is shocking,
this is awful, terrible behavior.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I left my barbecue on for twenty four hours by accident.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Obviously, like who you obviously don't do that deliberately, shocking, shocking,
awful thing to do, right.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah, no, yeah, well you could have burned your house
down percent.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, here's what I think it'd be a great bit though.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Thirteen one, six five what did you leave on? Oh
like that, it's great. I think it's great. Who knows
what we'll get?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yeah, I left a record player a month. I see
more stories like that and where we're on fire. We're
on fire. It spun for three weeks. I'm still spinning, right,
still spinning when I got back. Yeah, warden down to
a nub. That's quality, that's technics. That's why you're buy
techniques anyway. A bit from it from a defunct Japanese
(33:08):
record cabinet. Oh yeah, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
What's your idea? That's gonna be hard to be that's
a good gear. Yeah, so you know that.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I so I had a lot of LOLd back problems
at the start of this year. Just give everyone a
bit of context. I went to a personal trainer. He
told me I had the ass of a five year
of five year old. Yes, basically, I had the lower
the leg strength of a five year old, the ass
of a five year old, which makes sense, which makes sense.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Because yeah, anyway, we won't get into the.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
What do you call it, the minutia, the minutia of
your tusha.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, oh very good. Hello, still got on line man,
that was good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
So Anyway, I've been seeing this personal trainer called Ben,
lovely guy for listening. Ben, go and see Ben, and
he basically works on my five year old ass with me.
So I now I think I have about a ten
or twelve year old ass.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Which is great.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, and you can see it. You can see that.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I appreciate that I've got a bit of junken and
I finally have some shape. That's what this is about. Okay,
So my topic is thirteen one o sixty five. What
are the pitfalls of having a big ass?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
That's my topic.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Because I was blowing out a lot of shorts, so
I can relate.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I was I've lost I now do not wear a
linen short because I just kept blowing the ass out
of them.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, and as I've got, I've got a decent ass.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Well now, yeah, how well powerful? You've been working on it.
You've been working very hard on it.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I think you also asked one of our producers that
have been blowing out the arms of their pants. Reason,
I thought that was I.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Thought that was common vernacular.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
But when you rip your.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Pants, yes, so I think blowing out the ass of
a pant, yeah, it just wasn't appropriate to ask it,
I thought four year old woman with.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
But directly I said, I said, open floor for the room.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Has anyone been blowing the ass out of their pand
it's just I didn't direct it, but it's fine anyway.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
So my topic would be what are the pitfalls of
having a big ass, because I traditionally when I'm doing previously,
when I had a five year old ass, when I
would go to the toilet, what I used to do
is I used to spread the cheeks where I'd kind
of like lift one cheek onto one side of the
toilet bowl and then one cheek on the other side
of the toilet bowl.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Just so you know, this is just this is where
the idea came from, right, so cheek on either side
of the buyer big is You're no, it was small.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
There was no muscle in it, so I could just
kind of like you know, put the skin on either
side of the back curtains a little bit.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Anyway, but I discovered today, Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
It produced like I've been a clothes pig kind of
big like that is lit now I got there so then,
but now because I've got this muscle in my bum, yeah,
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Good, you should stop doing that.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
So and it's actually it's actually significantly harder to wipe
your bum when you got a bigger bum like me now,
like I've got a twelve year old ass.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Sure anyway, So what I just discovered that?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
So thirteen one and six five, I've never had a
big bum before, and I'm tempted to wind back the
twelve year old ass back.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
To seven or eight year old, because you.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Know, having a big bum. No, I don't, I don't know,
I do.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Look, look, I'm relating.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Struggling I've had to throw it all my Chino's. I
just didn't. It was a good idea anyway. But there's
a good look.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
For me for a while. Those China I can't get
a leg in. I cannot get a leg in anymore.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
So, Yeah, what do you think about that? I'm for it.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Thirteen one I was six pitfalls of a big bum.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, some coutiary tales. Should I wind back the the
the dead lifts? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Right, okay, you want to go back, you want to
go back in time and go back to your just
shapeless nothing bumb You.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Know, I've never had a bit.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I've never had an ass before, and I've been working
on my bum recently woods at the gym, have been
doing my dead lifts and stuff, and I'm just starting
to realize that maybe it's not what I'm after.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
So have you noticed as well? Because I did relate to.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
This and you related to it. So there was two
of us here. So we went to the phones, and.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I just got disgusted from the people that produced this show,
which you.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Know, as you can imagine, you told a story about
a toilet, which I think lost everyone.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
But have you found as well.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Trying to be honest and raw. I mean, that's what
they tell us guys. Boys be vulnerable, boys be yourselves,
And here I am, and I'm getting the producers wrote
yuck in the chat. Imagine if you were doing your job, guys,
I meagine if you were at work and people you
worked with wrote your message saying yuck while you're working,
Imagine that they make you feel just might go to
h over this.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It was objectively yuck, though I reckon they could go
to story.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Even if it was even if it was a bit yuck,
I'll be honest. It was being vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You described yourself as a bulldog clip on a toilet.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
You did. I didn't say that, that's that's what you
were describe, you said, but I keep on.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Okay, well I'll say that to do it, you got
to do it and watch them roll in, put them across, guys.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Six five problems with having a br.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
You've got a story, Montana about an issue with a
big bottom.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Yeah, so the girl in the group with the big
bottom and my friends like to go on shop so
with like really small aisles. So my habit is like
I happen to not things off tell me because my
as like, yeah, just get in the way.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, I get Montana. Do you get this as well?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
The other one I was going to bring up is
sometimes when a door is closing slowly, Previously, I'd always
be able to do like an Indiana Jones, like I'll
quickly whip through there and go side on and just
whip through before.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I found the door.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh god, I've caught it on the house again and
I'm getting bruises of Montana gets it all right?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Well, look the only call we had.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
That's that's that's tough, Montana. That's tough, knocking things off shells.
It must be frustrating for you.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
Gets expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh it does, I bet it does. Now, well, we
do have some calls for the other topic, which was.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Other people are calling for that topic as well, the
producers down and putting them across.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
And that's fine. We can come back for it. We
can come back for it.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
But you're going to go back to we'll pivot back
to the other one.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
No, no, what was your topic?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
What did you leave on? Uh, it's a hot bit, relatable,
it's a hot bit. You had a story stray away, David.
I left my barbecue on for twenty four hours. What
did you leave on?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
My friend? Oh, man, I was going to have a
very quick bath after a rugby game, and then I
thought I'll have some food in the bars.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
So into the bridge and there was no milk and eggs,
so quickly ran to the shop.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Oh no, with the bar running, with the bath running, David, David.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
So it was a beautiful way to wash the entire
house floor, six bedroom house arso and clean.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Oh you obviously I haven't got a big bottom, David. No,
I got a sweet toush thinks.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Oh good, you wait on to go out there? I
would a good game I've got more. You're back in, mate,
You've got more here. Let's go to Paul because he
called for your bit, mate. Let's let's swim.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
For a little while. How are we not going out
on sweet tush?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I means it was good gear, But again the producers
wrote yuck in the chat, so they're not having it.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Who's got the issue out there with men talking about
their bums? This is just this is just what is
wrong with that? I think everyone we've all got bottoms. Guys,
grow up, grow up, or start another plant competition.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
That would be a great way to use your juvenile energy.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Let's go to Paul.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Are you calling about your big bum or something you
left on?
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Something I left on?
Speaker 12 (40:32):
Mate? Haven't many? Many means A girls cooking in the oven,
which is a very expensive product, and you're supposed to
slow cook it for about twenty to forty minute. Put
it in the oven. You know it's a size piece
of forgot about it and came back and it was
about the size of the plum. And then that trait
(40:55):
way Matt to the executive chef, and I've got a
right roll bullocking a.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Little bit of a bulligin good on your Paul, did
you stuff your own goose? Paul?
Speaker 12 (41:05):
No, I think well, I think he wanted to stuff me.
Speaker 11 (41:08):
Not for sure.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
What would you go out Elia with shirt paint like that?
Speaker 13 (41:13):
Paul?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
You can have yourself a double to go and see
the naked gun. Loving to meet your mate. Beautiful, big
bum on your pool, big bum on your hand before you.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Get out of too bad. You know enough to rock
and roll.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
It could be time for the weekly rap. I think
let's do that.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
You in a bit.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Let me tell you what it's a one competer.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
There, I goes.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen If your
food delivery driver ate your meal?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Why don't we ask anonymous?
Speaker 10 (41:50):
If all of the food delivery driver and every now
and then, I'd be like, oh, I'm going to mark
this order as damaged and free dinner. There was a
huge order from a rest they do like Mediterranean grill.
The receipt was about three hundred and fifty dollars and
it was just me and my girlfriend at the time
and May we had the feast of all seats.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Embarrassing food delivery stories.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
A friend of mine, she was at her work party.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
The boss was putting on a party, and the chat
pretty early on was how early can you do a
ghosty from this crap party?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
She leaves really early.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
On the way home, she goes to order uber eats.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Unfortunately she set the delivery address to the boss's house,
so the uber eatstrop had to walk through the party
saying there are Everyone knew.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
That she'd left least amount of effort someone made in
the date woods with my mouse fyance.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
We met up at the local cinema, went for a
movie together, and then he's like, I'll take you somewhere nice.
We wound up a super cheap auto to look at
windscreen wipers.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Wow Wow.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Invited a first one for dinner and basically I didn't
know what to cook, so I through chicken nuggets on
the fry pan with some oil and burnt the hell
out of them, which they ended up in the bin.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Well, I was about eighteen or nineteen and I like
this guy for a while, and he finally asked me
out and he's like, oh, come over, I'll cook your tea.
Well I got there, there was nothing cooking, and he
pulled out a tubble egg and came from the fridge.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
No, well, you had leftovers.
Speaker 11 (43:29):
We had leftovers.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
He's like, it's be getting the names, but it's better
than next day.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
It's a good boy. It's a good boy. You thought
you said. Guy, I don't want to die like this.
Speaker 11 (43:41):
I did.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
Picked up the kids from a trampoline, played about nine
o'clock at night. Tea intersection coming up, car comes straight
out in front of me.
Speaker 6 (43:48):
See the car light at my driver's side.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
We got pushed off the road.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
We're in shock.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
The last song that we would have heard on the
radio was a shout out to my ex.
Speaker 13 (43:56):
And I did not want to tiel.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Oh you speak my half enough kill me no more. Guys,
keep laughing along and will and body, Oh, great job.
Well done to Mirca Shark, I already producer with that together.
Very very good. Good great giggle there.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
And well done to you guys as well. Please always
keep calling the show.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
We love it when you interact with us, and yes,
expectively make our jobs very easy.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
That's right way.
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