April 7, 2025 • 32 mins
- Peter Dutton loves a stray ball
- Andy Lee revealed a truly annoying habit of his last week
- Can parents actually just let their kids speak without interrupting?
- Urzila Carlson
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast, Albow and Dutton are on
the campaign trail.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yes it's started, doesn't it, Bloody? Who are you following there?
Who are neither of.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Them if I've been honest, unless they just have a
massive cock up, and that is exactly what Peter Dutton's done.
I just the reason I love this time so much
is because they're just going Elbow fell.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Off the stage on Friday day, so you know, they're
kind of just going around. For one.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm across that stuff because they rock up to the
fruit and bed shop and they're shaking hands and trying
to juggle oranges and they're just trying to make like
a little bit of fun happen.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And at the end of the day, they're just middle
aged men. And there's really nothing better than seeing a
middle aged man just make an error. They do. Really,
it's just good viewing just doing anything, particularly physically. Yes,
Johnny Howard, half Pitcher guys, surely their political.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Advisors are going. But I know you're going to its club.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Whatever you do, don't touch a ball, yeah, And if
you're going to touch a ball, don't do it on
camera because you're going to plumb it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Respect Astra respects people with hand eye coordination.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
We do.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We will hold up our sports stars.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So unfortunately Dutsy, he didn't listen to the advisors. And
I'm down here at this local footy club. You know,
hand me the ball, Give me the ball, got your
PM came? He goes, He goes for a kick. It's
a stray ball. It's off the side of the food.
And how bad was the shank? I haven't seen the
video yet. Hard shank and he kicks it as hard,
(01:33):
so it's like an aggressive shank, and it goes straight
towards a camera man and makes him bleed from the flea.
So straight stray ball, and it actually it hit the
camera guy's camera, but it hit the camera so hard
(01:54):
that the camera then went back into the camera guy's head.
And then I think, I think Dutsy tries to make
a bit of a gag about it and then realizes, oh, truth,
you're bleeding from yeah, right, and you got to pull
the jokes at that point you go done some serious damage.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm currently on camera.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This is not like yeah, it's really like you know,
when you accidentally hurt one of your kids when you
play fighting with just it's the worst.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, here's the question.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, here's the question I want to ask.
They will because I do. I love these stories. I
love them.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Which one's bleeding people?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Thirteen one six five? What damage was done by a
stray ball? Stray balls? They happen all the time. You know,
I've had a.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Straight ball in a while. Ah. Actually there's a stray
ball around the office every now and then.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I think it's especially older, older men. I'm going to
be like, we think we've still got it. Yeah, And
the ball starts being tossed around a little bit, and
all it takes is one person take a little bit
too far, goes to someone's monitor. Some damage is done.
I mean another one for mine. I was on the
golf course and I don't play golf now because I
just I hate it because I suck at.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It and I just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And unfortunately, my brother did choose to play with me.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And it's this was a big.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Shank and my brother was pretty much like forty five
degrees to my right, so you think he's safe, but
this ball went straight towards him and he was harding
behind a tree, but his foot was was just outside
the tree. It struck him right on the ankle, and
same thing. I'm absolutely busy myself. And then you realize
he's fractured his ankle.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh you fractured his ankle.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, golf balls and gnally, Well, just
to keep you on the golf course. Actually, because I
believe we can't talk about it. I know this story
is off limits.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It was taken off her feet.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And that's right. So your mum's on the on the
on the fourth, he was lining up two.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Under drive, coming in the other direction. Mate. It's not
a laughing matter.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's it's not laughing matter. But she did go down.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
She had a bed for three months, and I get
I get all of that. But when she did go down,
she thought she'd been shot.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
There was a sniper on the third.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know why she'd be a target, but she
thought she'd be.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It was a political target, and it was a sniper
on the third.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Interesting going for the hand therapists anyway, thirteen one oh
six five is the number.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, No, it was. That was tough for me.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, And I'm going to put that and.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
She's just been in PMG with into plast training.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Physios over there, so she's doing amazing stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She does amazing stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
My mum hit the golf course over and that's why
they were taking her out in the golf course.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You know, she doesn't go near them. Kept the golf
club now, Oh good, yeah good, she's back faced. Her fears.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Straight balls can be incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Peter Dutton found that out over the weekend. He's just
you just shouldn't do this if you're a politician.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He tried to kick a football. It's not their skill set.
He's going to crash after this. He's kicked a cameraman
straight the face. He then goes for a gag. I
think he went I think he said.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Got him oh.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Finger bleeding, you see blood and you go, shouldn't have
done the gag?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Is that it?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And uh and then you know obviously runs over mate,
I'll buy you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
A beard by your beer shot with that one, he's
handled the hot and then he said, I'll buy you
a beer and I'll teach you how to mark.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So I went back together on guys bleeding from the head.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So it's just been a shocking afternoon and they've just
canceled all appointments at sports clubs now where it's just
like your band from balls.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They just stay away from balls and from kids.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Is the other place my famously tackled a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It was engaged in the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
He just took a kid. It was like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Was the beginning of the end.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's like when you're taking kids.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, you double look at his advisor there. They put
him with balls and kids in the same moment. He
just does a chance. Yeah Johnny Howard.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And think about Johnny how So he bowled the ball.
It literally landed on his feet and he went again,
and you know, the advisor being like, don't.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Do it again. I know it doesn't get better than this.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I've seen, I've seen love sports people.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He went again, straight back at his feet.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Really, I did a second delivery there two.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Balls, Alisha, Yes, you you were at your old place
of work and there was some damage done by a
stray ball.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yes, there was a couple of staff in some downtime
that used to play tennis between the petition and I
think one got a little too excited and didn't want
to miss the ball and hit it a little too
hard and too fast and smashed the computer screen instead.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Now the interesting bit for me here, Alisha is and
I'm going to be honest, I'm a coward. But what
do you what do you say to the boss there,
because there's a smashed monitor you definitely don't want to
roll with We were playing a little bit of office tennis.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Were they honest or did they come.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Up with a lie?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Well, the boss could see what they were doing all way,
and so it's not like that they could get.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Away with it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, you just gotta quit, I reckon or just run both,
drop the racket and run from your office.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I've run before.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You have definitely, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Vanessa, a bit of damage done by a stray ball.
Talk to me.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
So this happened a couple of years ago in the
school where a student kicked a basketball and then hit
a teacher on the head and the teacher was can cast.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It was off for four weeks.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Four weeks basketball.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The four basketball basketball are hard, there's nothing more. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
They milk it a little bit with four weeks there though,
or if.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
They can cast her nose, they're going to quiet. They're
going to quiet brain injury at that point.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, absolutely absolutely, Vanessa. I'm sure you feel exactly the
same about that. She's writing a formal complaint.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
There's nothing more.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You've got that.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You've got the school over a barrel there, don't you.
It's just like slight head hangs, slight head age. Are
you calling from Thailand?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I am. I am a special theory.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There's nothing more embarrassing than than a ball to the
head in the school yard that you haven't seen coming.
For me, I was off and off to the side,
reading a fantasy novel or playing Pokemon cards like yeah, yeah, yeah,
ball of the head there. It just everyone hates you
and then you just did laughing at you. And you
know often you know, if it hits you, you know
in the side of the face, you get involuntary tears.
(08:26):
These involuntary crying. I'm not crying when you get hit
the nose and you're trying to explain that it's just
it's just it's it's I have genuine trauma thinking in
the head and the school.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, the worst quite quite funny, But the worst, Sam,
not funny. I didn't say it's funny, but some people
might might find it funny. Good Samn, it's cruel you
did the I didn't say.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I find it funny, mate, you sound like you.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I've been listening at this.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
This is great.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, alright, great. Now you've done some damage as well
with austray balls sad talking.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, it was not exactly a ball, but it was
made a rubber I was at a burnout competition and
part of the rubber tie went straight my eye.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh what is a burnout competition? Sam?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
It's just with cars and they burn out, you know,
just smoke it out.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, and what and what are you going for here?
Like smoke winds or what's what's.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know how it goes. I just I just
like her burnout. So yeah, I was there one night
and he happened to be burning out in his car,
and so happened to get a piece of rubber straight
my eye.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
How do you burn it?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
So?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Sam?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
So?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hey, Sam? When I go to the pool to drop
my daughter off on a Saturday morning and I see
those black tire marks in and around the car park,
is that because you've been standing there and your mates
drinking hard solos, watching guys blows back out the back
of their car.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, that's it?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is it a good time, Sam oh.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Man, I missed those times seriously, A bit.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of tire in the eye. I what could you want?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Andy League? I like him. He's a lovely guy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You can't not say that.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I'd be honest if I didn't like him.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I like him, but it wouldn't be But it's very
hard not to like Andy like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He's a lovable guy, very very lovely guy. He's the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
He was in here last week though, and he does
something during movies. I could never date him, Like, if
we were in a romantic relationship, I.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Actually would break up with him. Again, I think I
could if he started. No, if he was doing this
during movies, I would break up with him.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Just to give some context, he actually he's got this
theory as to how White Lotus is going to finish.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Good theory, hot theory.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This isn't a spoiler at all, Like in the first
five minutes you effectively hear gunfire in the new season
of White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
His theory is that the monkeys have the guns. A
bit of a Planet of the Ape situation. No, it's
not I'm started. I'm started. That's his theory.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's not a Planet Apes. I was like at the
Dawn of the Loads of the Apes.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Planet of the Apes nicely anyway, and it led to
me more and more ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Now I thought he was on fire. When people don't understand,
it's very very hard for us when Andy comes in here, obviously,
because you know, he did this job, you know, for
for a long time before us, and you know he
was was very good at it, very good. And you
know I listened to them growing when we used to
go up. So yeah, so it's quite hard for us
to disagree with him in any scenario. I mean, he
could have said that tinker Bell came down and killed
(11:39):
everyone and we would have been like, you've done it.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Again, done it again?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Anyway, tonight the finales tonight, there you go there all right, wow,
oh god, so there you go. You'll see the fairies
descend and anyway, massacre all the hotel guests.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
He had this theory.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You and me were just like, wow, you're brilliant, Andy,
And then I asked him this question, you also someone
who picks the killer all the time, Like you're just like,
you know who the bad person is.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Very early in any TV show or movie, I like,
I like the pause to discuss what are we thinking, yeah,
stop it there.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Now, I'd never say this to his face, and I
didn't say it to his face, but it would be
so annoying watching a movie or TV show with someone
and they hit pause to have a discussion.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Particularly Andy because you know, yeah, because he works in
TV as well, Like there's gonna be some sort of
production note that he's got, and just you can't keep
up with.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Write it down like make if you have if you
have to have a discussion, like make a note and
you can talk to me in.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Forty notes after the movie. What did you think of
two forty three pause?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Ye, to have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So look, I do think that I do think that
when it comes to the pause in the Convict, you
a pause, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, I'm not, but I do, I do. I do.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I am in a relationship with somebody who English is
the second language, okay, So the pause and clarify for
her can happen in a very fast paced dialogue.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
So she pauses to claricy.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Or she'll pause and she'll request subtitles and a rewind
that's okay, which I do allow, because you know, it's
like I'm putting language barriers to one side. And I
want to ask you guys the question now in thirteen
one oh sixty five, where do we stand on the
pause and chat? Are you with a pause and chatter?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What are you chatting about?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Well? Honest, anything?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
For me?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I am just so against the idea of a pause
and a talk about what we're currently watching.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You're talking pause and chat, read what you're watching. But
they can pause and go doing it with some popcorn
in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm pretty against it.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Wow, I think you're only pausing pausing if you want
bust In to go to the toil. That is the
only reason you're allowed to put about.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Well, I'm just about to go get a magnum for
the freezer. Would you like one? Dairy free gluten?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Do it at the end or you can run? Wow,
do it at the end? All right, you lose the
flow of the TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Wow, that's your that's savage.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I like I like film, I like TV. Okay thirteen
one oh six five. Yeah, you are pauser. You are pauser?
What's your reason for pause?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I know how you are. I know you're a pause
and chatter I know you are. I know how to
say that you're gaslighting me. I know you are, but
I'm I'm I'm I don't want to force themation from it.
You do know I'm not going to it. No, you've
done a far more nefurious angle you tried to.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You tried to say that you only pause shows because
your partners speaks dad. So you're like, oh, sometimes you
have to put the subtitles on whatever, Mate, you'd slip
in a prediction there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I've got great theories, entertaining theories, and.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Sometimes that ruins the show or the movie.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
To yourself, mate, I picked my audience, but I've never
met somebody with a mid show pause and chat. When
I've got a hot theory, I'd have one hundred theories
watching a movie. Sure right, you're only getting the top
shelf right right right? You know, so you are, You're
a you're pause and chatter, But I'm not prolific. I
think it needs to be like boundaries drawn on what
you can pause and chat on. So, for example, a
(15:08):
big pause in chat that kills me is twenty minutes
into a movie pause and someone someone then the SAM
turns to me and goes, do we know who that is?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I hate that?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Or do they go and is that a good guy
a bad guy. No, this is the No, we don't
actually a movie. You're watching it at the same time
as me. Yeah, that's the first time they've been on
the screen.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Got the same information.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Sometimes Mima will pause it and say, oh, what are
they from. It's like, oh, your own time?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Bad chat?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Look on your own time?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah chat, let's go to Rebecca here, And then often
ten minutes go oh, yeah, Rebecca, what are your thoughts?
On the pause and chat whilst watching TV shows or movies? Hi?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Hey doing.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So me and my partner we do this all the time.
They're we're as bad as each other.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Somebo watching something and then we pause and chattered at it,
and we'll analyze what's going on and try.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, Rebecca, who has hand on remote? Between the two
of you?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Because I feel like in all relationships there is one
person who has hand on remote?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Will you are obviously the person with the hand on
remote built in? Are you?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Are you the one with the hands on the remote, Rebecca?
Or is your partner?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
It sits directly between us?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
All right, Okay, sounds like if you're both pausing, then
that's fair game, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Pissed off, like all of a sudden, Rebecca's got a
green light. No, no, she's on the couch with you
because she's the only pauser. She's the only I never
say anything, though, Is she to say anything to you
during the movie or the TV show or is it
just you just blackrout.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I prefer to have it. Let's have a post e
chat Wow, no chat at all.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I don't like a week can cuddle, we can do
cutesy things.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
She was like, do you want me to get your blanket?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Asked me during the end of the year, because there's
a five minute period there. We all know the countdown
twenty four seconds before the next step starts.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's your time.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Let's go to.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Look do you pause and chat mate?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You have to pause so the person's chatting gets the
message to shut the fruit take up.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Trying to get the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Going yetis defense off the chatter is to pause it
to let them know this isn't appreciator, And.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's the look. It's well, you pause, you pause, and
then and then you turn. And the trick is to
keep the remote pointing at the TV. You turn your
head and the remote is still gun barreling at the
television to let them know you're the ones stopping me
from pressing play again on this thing.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
You're on the clock.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
What stupid thing would you like to ask me? And
you've got ten seconds?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And more often than that they was like, oh don't.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Alie. I really hope that. Mim, just one day, what
says something to you which you have to pause and
chat for if you're listening, Mim, just drop a pregnancy
now it's put on him or something. Just really just
just hit him, just just just and then you have
and do it mid TV show. Get him, get him
during like get him during this season finale of White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Lea's tonight. We're watching that to night. I'm very much
looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
The the remote will be on my right and she
sleeps to my left. Just so you know, let's go
to Alisa, Elise.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You guard the chat sounding more and more like a prison.
Let's watch a TV show. I'll put you in a
silence cage. It's in a locked box that gang, Alise,
is it on tight enough? You pause and chat?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Elise?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I do pause and chat?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
What for Elise?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well, sometimes I just need to let out a bit
of frustration or I need to like clarify, Like my
partner might not pick up on a little like nuance
in in the show, and I'll be like do you know?
And I just think he's missing the experience and have
to be.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Like, did you is the patronizing for him? You like pausing?
Speaker 9 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
No, I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
No. I think sometimes like I'll be like I'll look
at him and he'll like he'll he'll have no reaction.
I'll be like, no, this is a big moment, like
behind the eyes.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Were talking here, Like what what? What? What? What sort
of big moment here? What?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
What?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
What's the moment that he's missed in a movie?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You had to actually, I actually can't, like, say, if
someone's walking through somewhere and they've just given a bit
of a look, like a evil look, or like a
like you and you know something's about to happen, but like,
he'll have no reaction. He'll just think it's another scene.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Maybe he's just enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Yeah maybe maybe, but bless him, he will literally just
let me pause and chat and just be like, yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
In his experience, it just sounds like he's not liking
the TV show.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I think he is because sometimes he has paused and
chat probably three times before. I think I'm turning him
into a pause.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And chatter you've kept Oh no, but what's his paus
and chat? Like, is he trying to figure out you know,
what room you're in, what year you're in? Like it
sounds like.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
He's no, no, not at all. He'll be like, he'll
just be like, hang on a second, like.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Harry Potter's a wizard, feel good story of the day.
We all need it on a Monday. Woods Mariah Carey
really had to know whether there's this is born from
(20:36):
any sense of legitimacy given and how I know how
jaded and largely pessimistic she is. This might just be
a good powertime, but she she has crashed her thirteen
year old son's live Twitch stream.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Sounds like a real moment, sounds like a real organic.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Was she was she was, she doled up.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You better believe it a little less organic all.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Of a sudden, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So he's doing He's on Twitch. I don't know what
which is? What's Twitch?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And alas it's a gaming streaming whoa look at you?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You can watch people game. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, it sounds a bit strange, but you should try it. Yeah,
we're talking about a thirteen year old boy. Anyway. So
he's on there. So he's on there doing his twitch thing.
She jumps on and quote leaves him hilariously mortified. What
a combination to be hilariously mortified. Anyway, So she does that,
Everyone's like, Maria want a mom. She starts singing, Yeah,
(21:31):
jumped out there, did a bit of a bit, A
little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Is that whistle a bit?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I don't think she did very cute? Okay, So what
I want to do right now? I find it quite hard.
Your parents only interrupt you. I find as a kid
if you've done something naughty or if you embarrass them.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, she might get a kick under the table.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yes, they go stop talking. So what I want to
I do right now? I've got kids to call, and
I want to see if they can get Can they
embarrass their parents to the point where their parents interrupt them?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh great, So we've got Miya here, Hi Maya, Hi,
Hi Maya.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
How old are you?
Speaker 9 (22:14):
I'm eight?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh you're eight years old? Okay, So now I did
say there was a prize before, so I should probably
be true to my word here Mia. If you managed
to say something about your mum so embarrassing that she
interrupts you, I will give you a two hundred dollars
strike bowling voucher.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Okay, this morning, my mom is the loudest soever and
it stank like my dad's shoes. And they did not.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Know then what happened? Then what happened?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Then maya and then well I know he passed out.
To be honest, the shoes.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
So you've jumped in their mum, but it was there
Is there truth to this, mum?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Well, the far maybe, but the smell no way, dug like.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
That is bad. Two hundred dollars to strike bowling with
your friends?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Just embarrassing your mom? This is this is good.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Smells like dead striped.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Daisy. How old are you hi?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
I'm thirteen.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay, Daisy, you think you can say something so embarrassing
about your mum and chill interrupt you?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yes, well, my mom's really blind. One time she thought
a box of chlorine was my cat chloringe?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What like a cardboard box?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Did she pat it?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Was she patting the box?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
She was speaking to it in like a baby's voice.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, why Carlson's in the studio. We should be so honored.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Honestly, last time I made my manager promise me, I'll
never come back.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
And here I am the little The little frankly tried
to pull on you. He didn't want to come back
because it was terrible. Did we lose the trust? No,
it was just thought.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
About, Okay, this is not going to be the first
or the last time you've heard this, but it was disappointing.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, we'll get you back.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I thought about you the other day because I did.
I was in this country town and a friend of
mine pointed at a Subaru right or a sus and
I said to him, it's like stereotypically a gay woman's car.
(24:45):
It's a lesbians car. And he was like, I just
don't believe that for a second. And I'd made a
mental note. I was like, I know this is coming
on soon. You can confirm that one hundred.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
It's just such a practical car. It sticks to the road,
it's got power, has got enough room for the two
Golden Retrievers or labradors.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
And.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Probably loves a bit of soccer toes, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So does Tommy button busher as well. So have you
like ever sussed out, like checked out a person and
been like I'm not sure if they're gay and then
they getting a subero and you're like, well, buddy on.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
You know my gaia, Like I can tell over the phone,
you know, you can hear.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Someone's voice that you're hearing for what it was, I don't.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Know how to describe it to you. It's like I
just know, I just know how.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
But also I can tell just by people walking in
the street if they South African. When I go to
the UK or America, I can see them and then
I yell out Africa and swear words, and I tell
you a hundred percent of the time, they always look around.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Because of the way they walk their gay and.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
It's a confident like you just know that's sort of
just more aware I think of the environment than is
or you know, I'm like, you just know usually the
dudes are the size of bees.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yea, which would you know?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So if you if you can send the other side
of the street someone walking, you know they're South African?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Do you know if they're gay in South African?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Especially if they are, yeah, if they if they are
naked and inside someone else. It's that that makes them
real easy.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, that's a free Yeah. Talking about the movie.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Question for you, let's clear up the Lisbon stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That we get to pin down a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
We have come down by three minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So I saw this chat with Chapel Roan on Call
Me Daddy, this famous podcast that she was on. I
think she admitted that she got into women later in
her life.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
That's a true gift to the lesbian population.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
But Chapel that coming.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Lesbians just stumble onto the scene and they're like, what
is and literally you just have to be a normal
human being and they're like, oh my god, this is
how you're supposed to be treated, and you go, actually,
I'm having an off day. But it's already so much
(27:31):
better than what they used to Like, honestly, we can
do no wrong.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
They are so just.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Happy that they're accepted.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Everything grateful and grateful.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Great, that's awesome. That's good for them.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
About the movie Pregnant, you starting it with Amy shumor,
how was the experience I think we've spoken to and
your filmed just out?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, Yeah, did it feel for the movie to be
out of it.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Was insane, and it was so weird being in the
States and doing this media thing and walking out and
people recognizing me and calling my name, and I was.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Like, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Oh, autographed?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
People are asking for autographs and going to the premiere
and Adam Sandler's there and yeah, Adam, yeah, buddy, And
he said, buddy, you're very funny.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
He seems like the nicest person in the world. He
seems so lovely and like authentic.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
Yeah, real down to earth. But all of them are
like literally most of those people in the movie were
from Saturday Night Live, you know, and they's so funny.
You know, as soon as we met, it's like we
all just bonded and we just stayed in the green
room most of the time. Hardly ever, when in the trailer,
well just play these games.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That's awesome. Yeah, a stunt double as well, is that right?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Jordan's she's thirty three, but I had to do my
own stunt because she can't catch real well.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
This is the same.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Yeah, okay, so you have to catch this baby that's
paper mashe and it's got like chicken ware, the mess.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's a proper it's really huge it's like it's over
a meter and it's it's like fifteen kgs.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
But they pull it on a cable and Amy hits
it with a baseball bat, so it just goes flying.
So then you have to catch it right, So she's
already dropped the couple. But you know, I'll play a
lot of cricket in my day, Like John d Right,
(29:42):
I was like, I got this. I caught that. That baby.
The stunt coordinator just looked at me and I could
see in his eyes he's gonna ask me to do
the sun. And he's like, would you do the sun?
And it's like the water is freezing cold. It's March
in New York and they were filling it with a
(30:02):
fire truck that morning, so I knew it was. But
there's like a thick rubber cover pool cover, yeah, but
really thick. And then it's got these metal clips that's
clipped in right around and then they shoot it out
with explosives.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
But it's long.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
It's about ten cent to me to steal, and I'm like, okay,
but just velocity wise, I'm in the middle of this cover.
So you blow those out, those pins are going to
want to come right up I know how this stuff work.
What if I get it in the eye and then
my modeling career is done for And then they go, no,
we're pretty sure it's all right. Jordan tried it in
(30:37):
a studio somewhere. I go, yeah, weirdly, not super confident. Yeah,
pretty sure it'll be fine because Jordan tried it in
a studio anyway, So I just did it. I was
petrified as soon as I dropped in, so then the
whole thing closed that it was going to drown.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
People have to see it. I think it's on It's
on the part of the trailer as well. You can
go and see it there from kind of Pregnant, don't
say just what we saw the scene. We saw the
scenes before, though it looks I actually was worried for
you when you're in there, because that's scary.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
I had to have a safe word, right, And there's
five stunt people, the people that jump in through the pool.
They're all stunt people to come and help me, right,
but they all wearing wetsuits under their clothes. Give them
warm anyway, my safe work. I go, don't worry, you'll
know if I want to get out. They go, no,
you must have a safe word. So then Gillian Bell
goes make a banana. I went, okay, so it's safe
(31:29):
with banana, but I have a line. Once I'm in
the water, it's like it's a girl. The inside of
the panada is pink. But now was my accent? Banana
and panada sound very similar to the American ear. So
I come up and I say it's the banana and
all the stun people jump in and I'm like, what's happening?
(31:50):
Stop trying to save me? And I'm fighting them get
up and they're like, wait, what did you say? I
go my line and they go no, she said no, no, no,
we didn't.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I said, Berniana, it does sound very similar. So did
you have to do it again because you say it
was cooked?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Yeah? No, So I didn't do the drop in again,
but I just stayed in the pool.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
How the water.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
The water was freezing.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
I think it was like three degrees outside, So you know, wow.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well it's on Netflix. People see themselves kind of Pregnant
with Carlson. If you go on see Carlson dot com
to go and see her do her thing on a
stage anywhere in the country doing all the comedy shows.
So thanks for coming in mate. It's so good to
see you. Look forward to another Q and A next
time we catch up. It's willing
The Will and Woody podcast, Albow and Dutton are on
the campaign trail.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yes it's started, doesn't it, Bloody? Who are you following there?
Who are neither of.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Them if I've been honest, unless they just have a
massive cock up, and that is exactly what Peter Dutton's done.
I just the reason I love this time so much
is because they're just going Elbow fell.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Off the stage on Friday day, so you know, they're
kind of just going around. For one.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm across that stuff because they rock up to the
fruit and bed shop and they're shaking hands and trying
to juggle oranges and they're just trying to make like
a little bit of fun happen.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And at the end of the day, they're just middle
aged men. And there's really nothing better than seeing a
middle aged man just make an error. They do. Really,
it's just good viewing just doing anything, particularly physically. Yes,
Johnny Howard, half Pitcher guys, surely their political.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Advisors are going. But I know you're going to its club.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Whatever you do, don't touch a ball, yeah, And if
you're going to touch a ball, don't do it on
camera because you're going to plumb it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Respect Astra respects people with hand eye coordination.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
We do.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We will hold up our sports stars.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So unfortunately Dutsy, he didn't listen to the advisors. And
I'm down here at this local footy club. You know,
hand me the ball, Give me the ball, got your
PM came? He goes, He goes for a kick. It's
a stray ball. It's off the side of the food.
And how bad was the shank? I haven't seen the
video yet. Hard shank and he kicks it as hard,
(01:33):
so it's like an aggressive shank, and it goes straight
towards a camera man and makes him bleed from the flea.
So straight stray ball, and it actually it hit the
camera guy's camera, but it hit the camera so hard
(01:54):
that the camera then went back into the camera guy's head.
And then I think, I think Dutsy tries to make
a bit of a gag about it and then realizes, oh, truth,
you're bleeding from yeah, right, and you got to pull
the jokes at that point you go done some serious damage.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm currently on camera.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This is not like yeah, it's really like you know,
when you accidentally hurt one of your kids when you
play fighting with just it's the worst.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, here's the question.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, here's the question I want to ask.
They will because I do. I love these stories. I
love them.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Which one's bleeding people?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Thirteen one six five? What damage was done by a
stray ball? Stray balls? They happen all the time. You know,
I've had a.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Straight ball in a while. Ah. Actually there's a stray
ball around the office every now and then.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I think it's especially older, older men. I'm going to
be like, we think we've still got it. Yeah, And
the ball starts being tossed around a little bit, and
all it takes is one person take a little bit
too far, goes to someone's monitor. Some damage is done.
I mean another one for mine. I was on the
golf course and I don't play golf now because I
just I hate it because I suck at.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It and I just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And unfortunately, my brother did choose to play with me.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And it's this was a big.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Shank and my brother was pretty much like forty five
degrees to my right, so you think he's safe, but
this ball went straight towards him and he was harding
behind a tree, but his foot was was just outside
the tree. It struck him right on the ankle, and
same thing. I'm absolutely busy myself. And then you realize
he's fractured his ankle.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh you fractured his ankle.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, golf balls and gnally, Well, just
to keep you on the golf course. Actually, because I
believe we can't talk about it. I know this story
is off limits.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It was taken off her feet.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And that's right. So your mum's on the on the
on the fourth, he was lining up two.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Under drive, coming in the other direction. Mate. It's not
a laughing matter.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's it's not laughing matter. But she did go down.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
She had a bed for three months, and I get
I get all of that. But when she did go down,
she thought she'd been shot.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
There was a sniper on the third.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know why she'd be a target, but she
thought she'd be.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It was a political target, and it was a sniper
on the third.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Interesting going for the hand therapists anyway, thirteen one oh
six five is the number.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, No, it was. That was tough for me.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, And I'm going to put that and.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
She's just been in PMG with into plast training.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Physios over there, so she's doing amazing stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She does amazing stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
My mum hit the golf course over and that's why
they were taking her out in the golf course.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You know, she doesn't go near them. Kept the golf
club now, Oh good, yeah good, she's back faced. Her fears.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Straight balls can be incredibly dangerous.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Peter Dutton found that out over the weekend. He's just
you just shouldn't do this if you're a politician.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He tried to kick a football. It's not their skill set.
He's going to crash after this. He's kicked a cameraman
straight the face. He then goes for a gag. I
think he went I think he said.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Got him oh.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Finger bleeding, you see blood and you go, shouldn't have
done the gag?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Is that it?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And uh and then you know obviously runs over mate,
I'll buy you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
A beard by your beer shot with that one, he's
handled the hot and then he said, I'll buy you
a beer and I'll teach you how to mark.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So I went back together on guys bleeding from the head.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So it's just been a shocking afternoon and they've just
canceled all appointments at sports clubs now where it's just
like your band from balls.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
They just stay away from balls and from kids.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Is the other place my famously tackled a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It was engaged in the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
He just took a kid. It was like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Was the beginning of the end.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's like when you're taking kids.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, you double look at his advisor there. They put
him with balls and kids in the same moment. He
just does a chance. Yeah Johnny Howard.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And think about Johnny how So he bowled the ball.
It literally landed on his feet and he went again,
and you know, the advisor being like, don't.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Do it again. I know it doesn't get better than this.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I've seen, I've seen love sports people.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He went again, straight back at his feet.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Really, I did a second delivery there two.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Balls, Alisha, Yes, you you were at your old place
of work and there was some damage done by a
stray ball.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yes, there was a couple of staff in some downtime
that used to play tennis between the petition and I
think one got a little too excited and didn't want
to miss the ball and hit it a little too
hard and too fast and smashed the computer screen instead.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Now the interesting bit for me here, Alisha is and
I'm going to be honest, I'm a coward. But what
do you what do you say to the boss there,
because there's a smashed monitor you definitely don't want to
roll with We were playing a little bit of office tennis.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Were they honest or did they come.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Up with a lie?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Well, the boss could see what they were doing all way,
and so it's not like that they could get.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Away with it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, you just gotta quit, I reckon or just run both,
drop the racket and run from your office.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I've run before.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You have definitely, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Vanessa, a bit of damage done by a stray ball.
Talk to me.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
So this happened a couple of years ago in the
school where a student kicked a basketball and then hit
a teacher on the head and the teacher was can cast.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It was off for four weeks.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Four weeks basketball.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The four basketball basketball are hard, there's nothing more. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
They milk it a little bit with four weeks there though,
or if.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
They can cast her nose, they're going to quiet. They're
going to quiet brain injury at that point.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, absolutely absolutely, Vanessa. I'm sure you feel exactly the
same about that. She's writing a formal complaint.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
There's nothing more.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You've got that.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You've got the school over a barrel there, don't you.
It's just like slight head hangs, slight head age. Are
you calling from Thailand?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I am. I am a special theory.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There's nothing more embarrassing than than a ball to the
head in the school yard that you haven't seen coming.
For me, I was off and off to the side,
reading a fantasy novel or playing Pokemon cards like yeah, yeah, yeah,
ball of the head there. It just everyone hates you
and then you just did laughing at you. And you
know often you know, if it hits you, you know
in the side of the face, you get involuntary tears.
(08:26):
These involuntary crying. I'm not crying when you get hit
the nose and you're trying to explain that it's just
it's just it's it's I have genuine trauma thinking in
the head and the school.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, the worst quite quite funny, But the worst, Sam,
not funny. I didn't say it's funny, but some people
might might find it funny. Good Samn, it's cruel you
did the I didn't say.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I find it funny, mate, you sound like you.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I've been listening at this.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
This is great.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, alright, great. Now you've done some damage as well
with austray balls sad talking.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, it was not exactly a ball, but it was
made a rubber I was at a burnout competition and
part of the rubber tie went straight my eye.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh what is a burnout competition? Sam?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
It's just with cars and they burn out, you know,
just smoke it out.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, and what and what are you going for here?
Like smoke winds or what's what's.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know how it goes. I just I just
like her burnout. So yeah, I was there one night
and he happened to be burning out in his car,
and so happened to get a piece of rubber straight
my eye.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
How do you burn it?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
So?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Sam?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
So?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hey, Sam? When I go to the pool to drop
my daughter off on a Saturday morning and I see
those black tire marks in and around the car park,
is that because you've been standing there and your mates
drinking hard solos, watching guys blows back out the back
of their car.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, that's it?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is it a good time, Sam oh.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Man, I missed those times seriously, A bit.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Of tire in the eye. I what could you want?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Andy League? I like him. He's a lovely guy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You can't not say that.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I'd be honest if I didn't like him.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I like him, but it wouldn't be But it's very
hard not to like Andy like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He's a lovable guy, very very lovely guy. He's the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
He was in here last week though, and he does
something during movies. I could never date him, Like, if
we were in a romantic relationship, I.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Actually would break up with him. Again, I think I
could if he started. No, if he was doing this
during movies, I would break up with him.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Just to give some context, he actually he's got this
theory as to how White Lotus is going to finish.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Good theory, hot theory.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This isn't a spoiler at all, Like in the first
five minutes you effectively hear gunfire in the new season
of White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
His theory is that the monkeys have the guns. A
bit of a Planet of the Ape situation. No, it's
not I'm started. I'm started. That's his theory.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's not a Planet Apes. I was like at the
Dawn of the Loads of the Apes.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Planet of the Apes nicely anyway, and it led to
me more and more ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Now I thought he was on fire. When people don't understand,
it's very very hard for us when Andy comes in here, obviously,
because you know, he did this job, you know, for
for a long time before us, and you know he
was was very good at it, very good. And you
know I listened to them growing when we used to
go up. So yeah, so it's quite hard for us
to disagree with him in any scenario. I mean, he
could have said that tinker Bell came down and killed
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everyone and we would have been like, you've done it.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Again, done it again?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Anyway, tonight the finales tonight, there you go there all right, wow,
oh god, so there you go. You'll see the fairies
descend and anyway, massacre all the hotel guests.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
He had this theory.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You and me were just like, wow, you're brilliant, Andy,
And then I asked him this question, you also someone
who picks the killer all the time, Like you're just like,
you know who the bad person is.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Very early in any TV show or movie, I like,
I like the pause to discuss what are we thinking, yeah,
stop it there.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Now, I'd never say this to his face, and I
didn't say it to his face, but it would be
so annoying watching a movie or TV show with someone
and they hit pause to have a discussion.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Particularly Andy because you know, yeah, because he works in
TV as well, Like there's gonna be some sort of
production note that he's got, and just you can't keep
up with.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Write it down like make if you have if you
have to have a discussion, like make a note and
you can talk to me in.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Forty notes after the movie. What did you think of
two forty three pause?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Ye, to have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So look, I do think that I do think that
when it comes to the pause in the Convict, you
a pause, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, I'm not, but I do, I do. I do.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I am in a relationship with somebody who English is
the second language, okay, So the pause and clarify for
her can happen in a very fast paced dialogue.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
So she pauses to claricy.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Or she'll pause and she'll request subtitles and a rewind
that's okay, which I do allow, because you know, it's
like I'm putting language barriers to one side. And I
want to ask you guys the question now in thirteen
one oh sixty five, where do we stand on the
pause and chat? Are you with a pause and chatter?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What are you chatting about?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Well? Honest, anything?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
For me?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I am just so against the idea of a pause
and a talk about what we're currently watching.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You're talking pause and chat, read what you're watching. But
they can pause and go doing it with some popcorn
in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I'm pretty against it.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Wow, I think you're only pausing pausing if you want
bust In to go to the toil. That is the
only reason you're allowed to put about.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Well, I'm just about to go get a magnum for
the freezer. Would you like one? Dairy free gluten?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Do it at the end or you can run? Wow,
do it at the end? All right, you lose the
flow of the TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Wow, that's your that's savage.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I like I like film, I like TV. Okay thirteen
one oh six five. Yeah, you are pauser. You are pauser?
What's your reason for pause?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I know how you are. I know you're a pause
and chatter I know you are. I know how to
say that you're gaslighting me. I know you are, but
I'm I'm I'm I don't want to force themation from it.
You do know I'm not going to it. No, you've
done a far more nefurious angle you tried to.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You tried to say that you only pause shows because
your partners speaks dad. So you're like, oh, sometimes you
have to put the subtitles on whatever, Mate, you'd slip
in a prediction there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I've got great theories, entertaining theories, and.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Sometimes that ruins the show or the movie.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
To yourself, mate, I picked my audience, but I've never
met somebody with a mid show pause and chat. When
I've got a hot theory, I'd have one hundred theories
watching a movie. Sure right, you're only getting the top
shelf right right right? You know, so you are, You're
a you're pause and chatter, But I'm not prolific. I
think it needs to be like boundaries drawn on what
you can pause and chat on. So, for example, a
(15:08):
big pause in chat that kills me is twenty minutes
into a movie pause and someone someone then the SAM
turns to me and goes, do we know who that is?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I hate that?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Or do they go and is that a good guy
a bad guy. No, this is the No, we don't
actually a movie. You're watching it at the same time
as me. Yeah, that's the first time they've been on
the screen.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Got the same information.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Sometimes Mima will pause it and say, oh, what are
they from. It's like, oh, your own time?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Bad chat?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Look on your own time?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah chat, let's go to Rebecca here, And then often
ten minutes go oh, yeah, Rebecca, what are your thoughts?
On the pause and chat whilst watching TV shows or movies? Hi?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Hey doing.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So me and my partner we do this all the time.
They're we're as bad as each other.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Somebo watching something and then we pause and chattered at it,
and we'll analyze what's going on and try.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, Rebecca, who has hand on remote? Between the two
of you?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Because I feel like in all relationships there is one
person who has hand on remote?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Will you are obviously the person with the hand on
remote built in? Are you?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Are you the one with the hands on the remote, Rebecca?
Or is your partner?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
It sits directly between us?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
All right, Okay, sounds like if you're both pausing, then
that's fair game, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Pissed off, like all of a sudden, Rebecca's got a
green light. No, no, she's on the couch with you
because she's the only pauser. She's the only I never
say anything, though, Is she to say anything to you
during the movie or the TV show or is it
just you just blackrout.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I prefer to have it. Let's have a post e
chat Wow, no chat at all.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I don't like a week can cuddle, we can do
cutesy things.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
She was like, do you want me to get your blanket?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Asked me during the end of the year, because there's
a five minute period there. We all know the countdown
twenty four seconds before the next step starts.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's your time.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Let's go to.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Look do you pause and chat mate?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You have to pause so the person's chatting gets the
message to shut the fruit take up.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Trying to get the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Going yetis defense off the chatter is to pause it
to let them know this isn't appreciator, And.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's the look. It's well, you pause, you pause, and
then and then you turn. And the trick is to
keep the remote pointing at the TV. You turn your
head and the remote is still gun barreling at the
television to let them know you're the ones stopping me
from pressing play again on this thing.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
You're on the clock.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
What stupid thing would you like to ask me? And
you've got ten seconds?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And more often than that they was like, oh don't.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Alie. I really hope that. Mim, just one day, what
says something to you which you have to pause and
chat for if you're listening, Mim, just drop a pregnancy
now it's put on him or something. Just really just
just hit him, just just just and then you have
and do it mid TV show. Get him, get him
during like get him during this season finale of White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Lea's tonight. We're watching that to night. I'm very much
looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
The the remote will be on my right and she
sleeps to my left. Just so you know, let's go
to Alisa, Elise.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You guard the chat sounding more and more like a prison.
Let's watch a TV show. I'll put you in a
silence cage. It's in a locked box that gang, Alise,
is it on tight enough? You pause and chat?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Elise?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I do pause and chat?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
What for Elise?
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well, sometimes I just need to let out a bit
of frustration or I need to like clarify, Like my
partner might not pick up on a little like nuance
in in the show, and I'll be like do you know?
And I just think he's missing the experience and have
to be.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Like, did you is the patronizing for him? You like pausing?
Speaker 9 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
No, I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
No. I think sometimes like I'll be like I'll look
at him and he'll like he'll he'll have no reaction.
I'll be like, no, this is a big moment, like
behind the eyes.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Were talking here, Like what what? What? What? What sort
of big moment here? What?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
What?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
What's the moment that he's missed in a movie?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You had to actually, I actually can't, like, say, if
someone's walking through somewhere and they've just given a bit
of a look, like a evil look, or like a
like you and you know something's about to happen, but like,
he'll have no reaction. He'll just think it's another scene.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Maybe he's just enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Yeah maybe maybe, but bless him, he will literally just
let me pause and chat and just be like, yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
In his experience, it just sounds like he's not liking
the TV show.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I think he is because sometimes he has paused and
chat probably three times before. I think I'm turning him
into a pause.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And chatter you've kept Oh no, but what's his paus
and chat? Like, is he trying to figure out you know,
what room you're in, what year you're in? Like it
sounds like.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
He's no, no, not at all. He'll be like, he'll
just be like, hang on a second, like.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Harry Potter's a wizard, feel good story of the day.
We all need it on a Monday. Woods Mariah Carey
really had to know whether there's this is born from
(20:36):
any sense of legitimacy given and how I know how
jaded and largely pessimistic she is. This might just be
a good powertime, but she she has crashed her thirteen
year old son's live Twitch stream.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Sounds like a real moment, sounds like a real organic.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Was she was she was, she doled up.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You better believe it a little less organic all.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Of a sudden, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So he's doing He's on Twitch. I don't know what
which is? What's Twitch?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And alas it's a gaming streaming whoa look at you?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You can watch people game. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, it sounds a bit strange, but you should try it. Yeah,
we're talking about a thirteen year old boy. Anyway. So
he's on there. So he's on there doing his twitch thing.
She jumps on and quote leaves him hilariously mortified. What
a combination to be hilariously mortified. Anyway, So she does that,
Everyone's like, Maria want a mom. She starts singing, Yeah,
(21:31):
jumped out there, did a bit of a bit, A
little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Is that whistle a bit?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I don't think she did very cute? Okay, So what
I want to do right now? I find it quite hard.
Your parents only interrupt you. I find as a kid
if you've done something naughty or if you embarrass them.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, she might get a kick under the table.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yes, they go stop talking. So what I want to
I do right now? I've got kids to call, and
I want to see if they can get Can they
embarrass their parents to the point where their parents interrupt them?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh great, So we've got Miya here, Hi Maya, Hi,
Hi Maya.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
How old are you?
Speaker 9 (22:14):
I'm eight?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh you're eight years old? Okay, So now I did
say there was a prize before, so I should probably
be true to my word here Mia. If you managed
to say something about your mum so embarrassing that she
interrupts you, I will give you a two hundred dollars
strike bowling voucher.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Okay, this morning, my mom is the loudest soever and
it stank like my dad's shoes. And they did not.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Know then what happened? Then what happened?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Then maya and then well I know he passed out.
To be honest, the shoes.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
So you've jumped in their mum, but it was there
Is there truth to this, mum?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Well, the far maybe, but the smell no way, dug like.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
That is bad. Two hundred dollars to strike bowling with
your friends?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Just embarrassing your mom? This is this is good.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Smells like dead striped.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Daisy. How old are you hi?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
I'm thirteen.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay, Daisy, you think you can say something so embarrassing
about your mum and chill interrupt you?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yes, well, my mom's really blind. One time she thought
a box of chlorine was my cat chloringe?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What like a cardboard box?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Did she pat it?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Like?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Was she patting the box?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
She was speaking to it in like a baby's voice.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, why Carlson's in the studio. We should be so honored.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Honestly, last time I made my manager promise me, I'll
never come back.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
And here I am the little The little frankly tried
to pull on you. He didn't want to come back
because it was terrible. Did we lose the trust? No,
it was just thought.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
About, Okay, this is not going to be the first
or the last time you've heard this, but it was disappointing.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, we'll get you back.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I thought about you the other day because I did.
I was in this country town and a friend of
mine pointed at a Subaru right or a sus and
I said to him, it's like stereotypically a gay woman's car.
(24:45):
It's a lesbians car. And he was like, I just
don't believe that for a second. And I'd made a
mental note. I was like, I know this is coming
on soon. You can confirm that one hundred.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
It's just such a practical car. It sticks to the road,
it's got power, has got enough room for the two
Golden Retrievers or labradors.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
And.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Probably loves a bit of soccer toes, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
So does Tommy button busher as well. So have you
like ever sussed out, like checked out a person and
been like I'm not sure if they're gay and then
they getting a subero and you're like, well, buddy on.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
You know my gaia, Like I can tell over the phone,
you know, you can hear.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Someone's voice that you're hearing for what it was, I don't.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Know how to describe it to you. It's like I
just know, I just know how.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
But also I can tell just by people walking in
the street if they South African. When I go to
the UK or America, I can see them and then
I yell out Africa and swear words, and I tell
you a hundred percent of the time, they always look around.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Because of the way they walk their gay and.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
It's a confident like you just know that's sort of
just more aware I think of the environment than is
or you know, I'm like, you just know usually the
dudes are the size of bees.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yea, which would you know?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So if you if you can send the other side
of the street someone walking, you know they're South African?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Do you know if they're gay in South African?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Especially if they are, yeah, if they if they are
naked and inside someone else. It's that that makes them
real easy.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, that's a free Yeah. Talking about the movie.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Question for you, let's clear up the Lisbon stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That we get to pin down a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
We have come down by three minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So I saw this chat with Chapel Roan on Call
Me Daddy, this famous podcast that she was on. I
think she admitted that she got into women later in
her life.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
That's a true gift to the lesbian population.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
But Chapel that coming.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Lesbians just stumble onto the scene and they're like, what
is and literally you just have to be a normal
human being and they're like, oh my god, this is
how you're supposed to be treated, and you go, actually,
I'm having an off day. But it's already so much
(27:31):
better than what they used to Like, honestly, we can
do no wrong.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
They are so just.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Happy that they're accepted.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Everything grateful and grateful.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Great, that's awesome. That's good for them.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
About the movie Pregnant, you starting it with Amy shumor,
how was the experience I think we've spoken to and
your filmed just out?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, Yeah, did it feel for the movie to be
out of it.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Was insane, and it was so weird being in the
States and doing this media thing and walking out and
people recognizing me and calling my name, and I was.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Like, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Oh, autographed?
Speaker 7 (28:15):
People are asking for autographs and going to the premiere
and Adam Sandler's there and yeah, Adam, yeah, buddy, And
he said, buddy, you're very funny.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
He seems like the nicest person in the world. He
seems so lovely and like authentic.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
Yeah, real down to earth. But all of them are
like literally most of those people in the movie were
from Saturday Night Live, you know, and they's so funny.
You know, as soon as we met, it's like we
all just bonded and we just stayed in the green
room most of the time. Hardly ever, when in the trailer,
well just play these games.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That's awesome. Yeah, a stunt double as well, is that right?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Jordan's she's thirty three, but I had to do my
own stunt because she can't catch real well.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
This is the same.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Yeah, okay, so you have to catch this baby that's
paper mashe and it's got like chicken ware, the mess.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's a proper it's really huge it's like it's over
a meter and it's it's like fifteen kgs.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
But they pull it on a cable and Amy hits
it with a baseball bat, so it just goes flying.
So then you have to catch it right, So she's
already dropped the couple. But you know, I'll play a
lot of cricket in my day, Like John d Right,
(29:42):
I was like, I got this. I caught that. That baby.
The stunt coordinator just looked at me and I could
see in his eyes he's gonna ask me to do
the sun. And he's like, would you do the sun?
And it's like the water is freezing cold. It's March
in New York and they were filling it with a
(30:02):
fire truck that morning, so I knew it was. But
there's like a thick rubber cover pool cover, yeah, but
really thick. And then it's got these metal clips that's
clipped in right around and then they shoot it out
with explosives.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
But it's long.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
It's about ten cent to me to steal, and I'm like, okay,
but just velocity wise, I'm in the middle of this cover.
So you blow those out, those pins are going to
want to come right up I know how this stuff work.
What if I get it in the eye and then
my modeling career is done for And then they go, no,
we're pretty sure it's all right. Jordan tried it in
(30:37):
a studio somewhere. I go, yeah, weirdly, not super confident. Yeah,
pretty sure it'll be fine because Jordan tried it in
a studio anyway, So I just did it. I was
petrified as soon as I dropped in, so then the
whole thing closed that it was going to drown.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
People have to see it. I think it's on It's
on the part of the trailer as well. You can
go and see it there from kind of Pregnant, don't
say just what we saw the scene. We saw the
scenes before, though it looks I actually was worried for
you when you're in there, because that's scary.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
I had to have a safe word, right, And there's
five stunt people, the people that jump in through the pool.
They're all stunt people to come and help me, right,
but they all wearing wetsuits under their clothes. Give them
warm anyway, my safe work. I go, don't worry, you'll
know if I want to get out. They go, no,
you must have a safe word. So then Gillian Bell
goes make a banana. I went, okay, so it's safe
(31:29):
with banana, but I have a line. Once I'm in
the water, it's like it's a girl. The inside of
the panada is pink. But now was my accent? Banana
and panada sound very similar to the American ear. So
I come up and I say it's the banana and
all the stun people jump in and I'm like, what's happening?
(31:50):
Stop trying to save me? And I'm fighting them get
up and they're like, wait, what did you say? I
go my line and they go no, she said no, no, no,
we didn't.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I said, Berniana, it does sound very similar. So did
you have to do it again because you say it
was cooked?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Yeah? No, So I didn't do the drop in again,
but I just stayed in the pool.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
How the water.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
The water was freezing.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
I think it was like three degrees outside, So you know, wow.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well it's on Netflix. People see themselves kind of Pregnant
with Carlson. If you go on see Carlson dot com
to go and see her do her thing on a
stage anywhere in the country doing all the comedy shows.
So thanks for coming in mate. It's so good to
see you. Look forward to another Q and A next
time we catch up. It's willing
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