September 8, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Really Father's Days for Us on the weekend Woods and Before.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So on Friday last week, I.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Was making fun of how prescriptive Father's Day presents are
that you kind of get what you're given.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You weren't happy, that you weren't able to put in
a wish.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
List for your gift.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, you just your kids just go to the stall
and then they get you something and then you kind
of have to act happy. And a lot of dads
called in to confirm that if it was truly Father's Day, right,
you'd think that you make all the choices, and I
think that should apply to presents.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
The presence feel very prescriptive. I asked other dads to
call Alan Father's Day. Do you just have to get
what you're given?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yes, you're given.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
What did you get last year?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Alan?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
You know the usual pair of socks?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Oh sucks, that's it. I just assumed you were going
to go on there, Alan, but that was it. It
was just sucks on Father's Day. Do you just have
to get what you're given?
Speaker 7 (01:04):
Yeah, we're going to saying in our house you get
what you get and you don't get upset.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
I mean, just to have the kids is amazing.
Speaker 9 (01:09):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
Maybe if they want to give me something, matter of
the dirt, I don't care. But the look on their
eyes and they give me the present you make it will.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Feel pretty guilty with that comment. And I absolutely love that.
Speaker 10 (01:20):
John.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Do you just have to get what you're giving on
Father's Day?
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah? Except what I'm giving here?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So what'd you get last year?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
John?
Speaker 11 (01:28):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (01:29):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So it's that bad.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You can't even remember what you got Father's.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You get what you're giving on Father's Day?
Speaker 10 (01:39):
Would? And I was dreading it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
On Sunday, I was told my little girl, Maxie, my three.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Year old girl, she'd got me something, she'd organize something for.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Me, and I wasn't allowed to know what it was.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I was in the same boat. I was in the
same boat. We've kept this away from each other.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yes we have.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What did you receive?
Speaker 13 (01:54):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But before I get actually, I'll tell you mine? Second?
But what did you get?
Speaker 10 (01:59):
So? I?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
So, I, as you know, do not at all have
a proclivity towards golf.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
As a matter of fact, I can't stand golf.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Golf.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I haven't played golf for fifteen years. I can't see
myself ever playing golf again in my life. Yeah, okay,
my daughter got me a plastic set of golf clubs,
so okay, so totally random, right, It seemed very odd
that I got plastic set of golf clubs, and I
was trying to figure out the link here. Anyway, I
realized that MIM's dad, Terry, who was a massive golfer,
(02:30):
received the same pair of plastic golf clubs from Remy.
So I think Remy just saw Okay, I know Terry
likes golf clubs. I think equal men like golf clubs too.
I would just give dad some plastic golf club sounds
like Mims probably in the shop, going I'm pregnant. We
need to get out of here. Get two of them,
two of them. That was that was for my dad.
Let's get two of them probably probably so yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So again, awful gift and you'll probably have to throw
them out.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But I also objectively got a bad gift. Well. Sam
tried to actually Sam, and she tried to buy me
a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That okay shirt, T shirt, which is fine. Max is
big into painting at the moment, so she's just covered
it in paint.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Though look of paint splattering on T shirts is kind
of trendy these days.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Objectively about a bad gift, like it's glugy. Ah, sure, yeah,
I'll never be able to wear it, But I like,
I bored my eyes out because she was she wrapped it.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She was so proud. I mean she We've got some
audio of it. She's the sweetest little girl, Like she
really is.
Speaker 14 (03:37):
Love going to the gym, and he like, you will
stay here, she'll painting.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't think you need to stop going to the gym.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Maybe hang out with your daughter a bit more, you know,
absolutely Jim junk a dad when you can look God anyway,
So she gets me this T shirt, grand eyes out,
and it made it made me realize because I mean honest.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
To go to guys, I was going to come in
here today and just open the phone lines with how
bad was your Father's Day gift? Which, like I think
we can still kind of do on thirteen one and
six five, because I think there are lots of dads
out there who would have got pretty crappy gifts on
the weekend, but they're objectively bad gifts. Then there was
a guy who called up last week and so my
(04:26):
kids could have got me dirt, yeah, and I would
have been happy with it, Yeah, I kind of. I mean,
I think there's a lot of fun to have here
as well, because I was crying over a painted T shirt.
And I think that if we're honest, there would have
been some dads that cried on the weekend over some socks.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Probably again, there would have been some dads that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
To get cried over a few different well probably some
of the worst gifts you ever seen in your life.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
So Remy organized me a surprise party upstairs, which was
just all of her dolls grouped together, and she kind
of like fashioned this kind of like table thing and
was like, this is your party, which again like and
my mates, they're your mates and they're dolls, right, So again, objectively,
this is not a fun environment to step into. But
again it's like, I can't believe you have pought together,
(05:09):
like all of these dolls, yes, to do a party
for me.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm just so sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Six five dads, what's the worst gift that actually made
you cry? Can be from yesterday as far as they
can be from it can actually I'll open it up
to any present.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That your kid has got you.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Max One's got me a rock that made me cry.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
We're wearing the painted T shirt today, mate, Why are
you embarrassed about your painted teat?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I love my T shirt and I will wear it
every other day.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We'll see it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, I might just need to.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You'll be on the cameras and your daughter will see
that where that's.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It might just be a rash that develops or something.
Because quite a lot of paint. It's very heat like
very strong oil paint undershit.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think it just needs to.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Dry off for a little bit longer. It was a
bit damp when I got it, but I love it. Maxi,
if you're listening, I love my shirt. I love your
shirt made me cry. Thirty six five. That's what we're
taking calls on right now. But before we get stuck in,
paul you've got some advice for us guys.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
You've been doing it all wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
How are you, by the.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Way, good, Paulie, We're very good. What do you mean
we're doing it wrong?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Okay, So here's the thing. When they're little, you've got
to give them the money to buy it anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah that is true.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Yeah, you go and.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Buy yourself whatever you want. Whatever you need for your man, cake,
something you want and buy yourself normally because you're Gona,
that's been a bit over the top, I should spend
money on.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Shopping on Father's Day. You're like, I can treat myself.
We can double treatment double.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
So you get the bad gift from your child, which
is the emotional angle, but then you go out and
buy yourself.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
On don't let them buy the crap gift. Maybe you
get the cup, you get the cup from school. I'll
accept that, but say to them, here you go, lads,
and then they're happy because they're doing your son and
you can still love them lovely moment and then you
open it and you go, this what I want? I
want it?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Do you give them one hundred dollars to go down
to the shops just going?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I think I think what Paul saying is you just
go and buy whatever you want, maybe give it to
them and go can you wrap it for me and
then give it to me tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And I'll surprised.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good, Paul.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's smart. Hard to do that with a three year old,
but I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Paul Laurie is called thirty one and six y five Laurie,
what did you get your husband?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What did your husband get?
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Sorry, so my.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
Daughter, who was eight years old at the time, she
gave my husband a bag of rocks.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
And he cried over them.
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Yeah, kind of cried, not in joy.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
But did she do anything? Did you do anything special
to the rocks, Lurie? Like, was there like a face
strawed on the rocks or no?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Well, she grabbed them from our backyard, a garden. She
grabbed him from there and she put she did put
some x's and o's on there so that he could
do naughts and crossing with them.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nice touch. And six five were talking to the dad's
after Father's Day. The worst gift that actually made you cry?
A few of this one of us shed a tear
in here in the studio over their child's father's day.
If Matt's called on fitting one of the sixty five.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Matt, are you going?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What'd you get for Father's Day?
Speaker 8 (08:11):
So me and the wife we let the kids go
and buy our own things for us. So I got
a bag of pegs, some watermelon seeds, and a little
bottle of hand sand a tiger and I just thought
it asiding to throwing a little Pony on the Nintendo
switch because she thought I'd love it.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You'd love it, did she?
Speaker 15 (08:32):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (08:33):
So she thought that wadful, it's my game, but she'd
love to play it.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Thoughtful, thoughtful And did you cry many? Did you shed
a tear?
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Of course, of course, got to shed the tear. This
is what we do every year, so they get to
enjoy going and getting it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
And so I think that's what happened. And yeah, joy,
that's what happened with my little girls. She was.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That was the thing that made me cry was how
proud she was about the fact that she'd done something
for me.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That was the I was like, oh you know, yeah, yeah,
bigger parent.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Is bloody challenging sometimes. I'm sure we can all agree
on that. There was a real like reward moment there
where I was like, oh, this is actually this person
loves me so much. She'd put everything into it and
you could see it like she was so punped soon
as they woke up, like can you open your president?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Can you open your present? And it was about me.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
That's a proud parent moment as well. It's like, oh
my god, you care so much, yeah, doing something for me.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, it was. It was really lovely. Male's called.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I hate God's going.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We're asking about awful Father's Day gifts and if they
actually made the dad cry.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yes, so we're actually a mum and Dad's gift.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
And we bought the ceashell chocolates for thirty years and
they didn't tell us that they hated them?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, no, why sorry?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What were they doing with them every year?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Putting them in.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Real treat for everyone? Captain Poopan's execus kative producer is.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
In the studio.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
He hates hates talking on the radio, don't you, Poey.
Speaker 16 (10:06):
Well, yes, it's not my job, and I don't know
what it's about.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Well, it's about you being incredibly rude on the weekend,
Captain Poopence. And the best part about it is that
you were caught on camera doing it. So, just to
give a little bit of context, it was gardening day
at the Whitelaw household on the weekend.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
I'm out there.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Well, I'm out there, I'm getting dirty, got my boots on,
I'm moving rocks.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Managed to ruin the irrigation again.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I did actually put a hole in the irrigation again.
That happens every time I'm just too aggressive with it.
I get carried away. But I'm moving rocks, I'm doing
line trim, and I'm muwing lawns. I'm fertilizing now. Captain
Poopens knew this because I told him a lot on
Friday that I was having a gardening day. Okay, So
with that knowledge in mind, he had some frozen meals
(10:56):
at my house to come and pick up on Saturday
while I'm out their garden.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Play the music, Play the music.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
So he's got okay, So just to get a bit
of his partner, his partner gets her frozen meals delivered
to our house, right because where they live.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't I'm done with the content exactly. I didn't
want to go there, but you asked me. I didn't
want to go.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Just tell me, don't ask the question next time, fair enough,
don't ask the question.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So he's going to pick up just that's something I
didn't need to know.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, I know. I regret it as well.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Anyway, he's there picking up frozen meals. Don't worry about
the context. He decides, knowing that I'm gardening out the back,
that he sneaks up.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
To the front door.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
He doesn't realize that I've got one of those Google doorbells,
so he's on camera. He sneaks up, gets the frozen meals,
and like has a peek inside the door. I see
him peek inside the door. He realizes that I haven't
seen him, and he sneaks away without saying hello to me.
I think to get around helping me in the garden, William, Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
The rudest thing you can do.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
How dare you get your frozen meals delivered to my
house and then think you can come and pick them
up without saying hello and without helping me in the garden.
Speaker 16 (12:11):
So well, firstly, you're correct, Like I could hear from
the door the clanking of rocks, and it triggered that
that's what you were doing.
Speaker 15 (12:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 16 (12:22):
I didn't want to be near that. Second thing is
I didn't really want the social interaction on the week.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Like I was going to say, are you flattering yourself
a bit with gardening there?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I think you just didn't want to see you full stop.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Well, okay, well that hurts. I wasn't focusing on that part.
I was just focusing on the garden.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
He wasn't gonna help with the gardening man. I can
tell you right now.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I have a look at him, But I tell you
what he was chuck him some glass having to say
hello to you.
Speaker 16 (12:50):
Because it's hard to I don't know how to transition
from it. We have a Monday to Friday conversation.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 16 (12:55):
What that looks like.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We have the troublesome for me.
Speaker 16 (12:59):
I don't actually.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Last time he came out for dinner.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
After dinner, I made him watch the ben Cousins documentary.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
So troublesome.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hanging out with me anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Look, I just want to focus on the fact that
you've got out of the chores on Saturday. I think
it is a cardinal sin to come to someone's house
and not offer to help. So as your punishment, Captain
Boo Pants, you will be doing the chores that will
and I decide for the rest of the week. The
week the week, every single day we will have a
(13:33):
new chore for you. And this is particularly fitting because
this is your last week on the show as well.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I was going to have an easy one. It did
see that. I'm gonna be honest, I was happy to
give you one. But then what he had this idea,
and I was like, that's great.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
On board.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
You thought you were going to check out and just
ride off into the sunset.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
No, no, no.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
For your final week, you will be doing a chore
for us every single day. Your first chow, by the way,
your first chore today was the MTV VMA's right, I
know that the Video Music Awards now will and I
aren't really across that.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I am so you are our second favorite music music
award show. Just award show, isn't that right?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well, you know as well, you know a little bit,
but I think we're in need of a correspondent who's
going to be live from the red carpet at the
vm AS. So you've got one song, Captain poop Pens
to learn everything about today's vm AS.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You can go somewhere in the station.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
We're going to be crossing to you like you are
live from the vm AS.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The Red Carpet E news correspondent Rocks. We're going to
need an American accent. Yeah, you're live from the carpet.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Okay, We're gonna have the ambience of the red carpet
behind you and you'll give us all the updates to
an American acting.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh hi there out there, all right, i'minally doing and
work on this job. He's rattled on put you're on
the red carpet.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Now, you're definitely gonna want to hear that up next Australia.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's going to be good stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
He just got out of the airlock and absolutely run
his mouth off.
Speaker 14 (15:19):
Woods right now though, we're getting the sweet sweet revenge
on our executive producer, Captain poop Pants really quickly.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
He dropped over to my house on the weekend to
pick up some frozen meals.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
He knew that I was out in the back gardening.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
He chose to sneakily take the frozen meals from my
doorstep rather than helping me move rocks in my backyard.
And because of that, we will be giving Captain poop
Pant's chores for the remainder of the week. I'm actually
just being told that apparently he's going to be having
Wednesday off this week.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Not anymore. Not any more, mate. I hope you can
you that.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
I know you've got a little, a little day in
lou there on the Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You will still be doing a chore for us on Wednesday,
if you can hear us.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Oh hi, oh sorry, delay from New York.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Is before you take it.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yes, your first chore for the day, Captain poop Fans,
is to be our correspondent from the v m a's
And I guess first question on ed entertainments tonight very.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Good, very good? Insane?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Crap?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
What's the highlight from from today?
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Do well?
Speaker 17 (16:39):
You know, Woody, there are so many highlights from a
fence like you know, for example, Sabrina Karb I mean,
he's just the hardest thing around right now, and.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
He looks in a in a very okay way, was great.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
The accent, love, the cleaning up there.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
She looked incredible. I mean, but but but she was great.
I tell you who did not look good was Paris Hilton?
Speaker 18 (17:11):
I mean.
Speaker 19 (17:14):
Some people saying that Texas. Some people saying that this
lit flame situation is given like ice skater and not
not in a good way, by the way, so anyways,
that that sucks.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
What else?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Anyways?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Who was the who was the big winner from the
night Poe Awards wise, not just the white people.
Speaker 19 (17:36):
Look every everyone that was involved in the event obviously
such a winner for being being able to be there.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I tell you, look, what do you raise a good question?
I'll give you some of the winners right now. Grina Garbenter.
Have I mentioned her? She was pretty good, lady Lady Gaga.
She won Artists of the Year. She was up against
the pretty of credit competition. Yeah, I'm sure we're playing
grab the song of the year is that? It's by
(18:09):
Rose and Bruno Mars that opposite song. I'm sure we're
playing grab of that right now.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Actually, I actually saw Pilly that.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Ricky Martin also accepted the inaugural Latin Icon Award. Am
I right in saying that you've got Ricky down there
with you?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
No, you know your incur one's giving you some wrong info, Ricky, Ricky, No,
he's not coming over.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, I'm sorry, good move, good move mate.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's a shame you missed, Ricky. I did hear that
Bruno Mars was down there though? Have you got him
for us?
Speaker 19 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Again, See, he's having a conversation with Ricky Martin right now.
I can see, and I don't want to That's that's
the no. No, I'm behind the red carpet and.
Speaker 17 (18:56):
The red rope.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
We don't we don't go well, go past that red rope, all.
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Right, dodge a few bullets. Well, it's lucky.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's your last week, mate, because you've just been canceled
and I'm.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Going to sign out from New York. You guys enjoy
yourselves down under?
Speaker 17 (19:21):
Yeah, yeah, you go for it?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Is well, beware of the blob creems.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I forgot about.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
This makes no sense, but I love it. All Right,
let's get into this, shall we.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
So Woods, these are just the things that I've been
reading on Reddit, and this is the producer's way of.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Not annoying them in the meeting room with things that
are irrelevant.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
We're all sick of it, to be honest. Well, interact
with gold.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
There's some gold, sure, but we just got sick of
every interaction with you around the office being I saw
this on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So we've decided to give you a segment that's good.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
And the best part about it is that I am
in control of this buzza. If I am, I will
not hesitate to press that, but.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I understand that I'd like to point out, just because,
just for you to take into consideration, that sam my
partner finds this segment sexy because.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You're vulnerable, I don't know, man vulnerable. She finds it sexy.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
You're very vulnerable. You're you're you're offering things up to me.
Does she find me sexy in this?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Or just you didn't ask the questions to be honest.
That's confronting. All right, let's get into it now. I've
had to have a thing about some of these because
I think some of them you might find boring. I
think if I script them, I think if I script them.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
The right way, I'll be able to bamboosle you. Here
we go. Okay. This is from a subreddit that I
follow called geography.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Most underrated city of Europe was the question, see you later?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Why would you throw that to me? You know I
don't care about geography?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Second one him, Okay, there's a good question.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
If I want you to consider it, I will decide
to consider it if I want to consider it.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
So, you know the huts in Star Wars.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Later, No one cares about the huts, mate, I know
Jab of the hut. Yeah, but I don't want to
think about him with you, do you blob?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Good question? Move on? Move on? Okay, this is a
good one. Don't move this on. You'll regret it.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, I'm a bit trigger happy today.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I know I'm running. I'm running.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I'm burning here Okay, Yeah, did you know that Eminem
once turned down a joint tour with Doctor Dre and
Snoop Dog.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The Snoop Dogs.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Very different hardist, very different artists.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Eminem to make from.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Eminem once turned down a joint tour with Doctor Drey
and Snoop Dog that would have been worth one hundred
million US collectively. He said no because the tour wouldn't
have allowed him to see his daughter hates for a
long period of time. Wow, he said, I just don't
want to go on tour and come back and find
that Hayley's grown up.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Pretty cool, right, that's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yes, yes, apparently there's he is.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Then there's a quite a famous list online of the
things that he's turned down to do.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
And so you've only seen him in one movie. He
was quite a good actor.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
He turns down movies all the time because he's just
too long away from her family. But he's toured before,
so his tour tours, yeah, right, because he does all.
I think he takes her with him and I don't
think he's going to take her with him.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
On touring with Snoop Doms. I think might not have
been the right tour. Hey, you know, it's good. That
was good, Thanks much, that's very good. But you know
Ian McKellen, you love Ian McKellen. Gandalf in Lord of
the Rings. Lord of Rings got nothing to do with it,
but anyway, he played Professor X. So did you know?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
This is another one that I don't think he didn't
play Professor X Magno so Ian McKellen amazing actor.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
So did you know?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is actually probably my favorite news newspaper title of
all time. It's real newspaper titleline, like it's a headline.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
In the newspaper line. It's about Ian McKellen.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It was when he had his face as Gandalf on
a coin and the title was Tender is the Night,
which is very clever.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Which is very clever because tender is money. Ian McKellen's
being knighted and there's a book.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Last week, Will we had a funeral for a rat
that we found in my house that died inside the
TV unit. I think it was a really beautiful, quite
an emotive week where a lot of people contacted the
radio show and said some really nice words about the rat.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Got to Shane here, Yeah, today, obviously rather died. It's
an honorable way to go. Out being locked in the TV.
He could have died down the sewers. It's a nice
place to go. So he was much warm in your
house before. It's actually go round my day, honestly.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
So we made the decision to get that rat cremated.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That happened on Friday.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Beautiful.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
We've got some poor prints put on beautiful framed pictures.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
We've got jewelry, by the way, I was asking that
last week desk Prince Away.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Just on my desk here, we've got some jewelry with
the rat ashes inside them.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We've got like a beautiful Anyway.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
It did strike me, though, Will that when we were
making the decision to get the rat cremated, you kept
throwing around this idea of getting the rat taxidermied or taxidermed.
I'm not sure what they appropriate germ is there, but
you are actively you wanted the rat to get stuffed
and for for us to put it on display.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, I think that'd be nice. Now, I said, you
way to commemorate him, I said, I don't.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
I don't think people want to see that. I'm going
to go with the right the lost start. Well, here's
the thing. Well, because the new Pope Pope Leo XIV
ten fourteen fourteen, Pope Leo the fourteen he has just
today he declared that a fifteen year old computer whiz
(24:59):
by the of Carlo Acutis has become the first millennial Saint.
Huh wow, okay, quite amazing. Now I'll get to the
link in a second. So this fifteen year old boy,
he actually died nineteen years ago though, right, Okay, currently
he is in a glass tomb, the fifteen year old kid,
(25:21):
and they've put a Nike tracksuit on him and Nike shoes.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
And Nike are they paying for the saindhood? I don't
think it's a sponsored bit.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
I would assume that it's closed that he liked thousands
of people. I'm showing you a photo. Thousands of people
every single day go and see him. Wow, and they've
kind of like, I'm not sure if taxiderm is the
appropriate embalmed and he's arm him in or lenin exactly right, right,
So people go and visit him. And all of a sudden,
I thought to myself, if thousands of people go and
(25:54):
see this, this the saint, maybe I have missed a
beat by not going forward with the taxidermy idea of
an animal in this radio.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Studio that for you. I love for me about a
book about this actually called Horse by Gerald and Brooks.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's all about taxidermy and horses, a particular taxidermid horse.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yes, sounds like a great book, and I wish I
could ask more about it.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I wish, I believe, I wish.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I could hear more about a taxi dermy horse. Well
you flashback, I don't care. Well, I don't care. But
here's the thing. Unfortunately the rat has been cremated last week. Okay,
so we can't taxi dermy the rat now. So I
need another animal that has recently passed. And I am
fully on board the idea will of taxi.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Dermying the little guy or gal.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And popping them in the studio. So we've got We'll
keep it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
We're not giving it back to.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Them, I would hope. So that's that is part of
the deal.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
So Stacy, you've you've got. You are currently in possession
of something that we could potentially taxi dom Yes, what
is it?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
My dog?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I'm sorry here, Stacy.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, it was a yeah, it was a very sad time.
But yeah, he's currently still in my deep freezer.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
What what.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
We did? Want to get him Taxi Dermy? But obviously
it's not a cheap process.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
I've heard this very it's very expensive, I think so
very Yeah, Cat, Stacey, what's the what's the quote you've
been given there?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
We're talking in the thousand?
Speaker 15 (27:36):
That right for a proper job.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Okay, Well, so Stacey, if we were to I'm not
saying we're one hundred percent locked in here though, but
if we were to taxidermy, what's the dogs?
Speaker 10 (27:51):
What dog?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
He was a staffy?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
If we were to.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Taxi Jermy Zeus, how is he in your freezer?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
For God's sake?
Speaker 13 (28:00):
Have you go?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
We don't you like it? Yeah, we had to. It's
been Yeah, we don't put our real food in with him.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
You can check a frozen meal on top of that show.
If we if we we we Taxi Deermy Zeus. Could
we have Zeus living here in the studio?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yes, as long as I can visit him.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I reckon we could strike a deal there.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
But hey, let's not make a decision just yet.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Guys, thirteen one oh six five is the number we
are looking for something to taxidermy.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Hi, Harrison, Hi, how.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Old are you, Harrison, I'm thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Great, Okay, you've got something.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
You're in the possession of something that you're open to
us taxidermy and keeping here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:42):
I have a dead blue sung lizard in my shed.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, you been dead for the Harrison about two years.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
But he's still in good condition.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
My growna took his insides out.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh so you've already removed the insides for us.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah, but there's no like fluff in him.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
No, all right, So to fluf him up a little bit, okay, Harrison.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Great, So we've got blue change for.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Give him up, Harrison, like if your grandpa got him
and filled him or whatever.
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Yeah, I'm willing to give it up.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
He doesn't need to know about it.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, No, I doing it behind his back? Is it? I?
Speaker 19 (29:16):
Like?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
I think both. It's got a Vicki here, Vicky, you've
got something we can taxi.
Speaker 15 (29:21):
Dem I've got to how are we for status?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Are were good? We're good?
Speaker 10 (29:26):
VI, We're good?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I've got a collection in my freezer.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
A collection. Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 7 (29:34):
One of the taxi Derby freezer. But I've got my
son's beard of dragon.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's the first thing we put in there.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Yeah, okay, beautiful.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Okay, so she's in there.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
But I've got birds hairs, I've got all sorts of
bugs and there. I also have like a taxi derby
bout ducks.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's just while you go through your itinery, then thanks
with a beard of dragon?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
What is a bead dragon?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Lizard? Listen? Okay, so I've got a couple of lizards there.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think I need something more than a listen at.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
The start of our collection. By the way, you.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Want to keep heaps of taxi derby animals in here?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
They're dead already, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I get that we're not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
I don't think we're not going out there and targeting
animals to taxi dirm that's right off.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
But I don't know if we're going to have more
than one.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well, it just starts having a bit of a look
about it, doesn't It looks like a hunter's lodge.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I think that's a shame. Okay, let's go trol here.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
We're not made of money as well.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
If we had, it depends on the animal, you know,
if we had a stag's head up on the wall,
we look like right off, Gaston from the Beauty and
the Beast good reference.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Well, I love No one fights like him, no one
writes like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Him, but no one bites like him.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Start saying, let's got a Joel, Joel, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
A taxi dirb.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Well, I've got something that will be a bit of
an homage to the rat.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Okay, I've got two mice.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Two mice. Okay, So how why have you got these mice?
And where are they currently?
Speaker 13 (30:58):
Well, they're currently that caught them a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
So I've got two in a bin.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's something that's something that I never thought you'd got
already a show about what's.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Okay? Two mice in a bin?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
So what do we got? We got We've got a
blue tongue lizen. We've got a beard of dragon. We
got two mice in a bin. We got Stacey here
as well. Stacey, just confirming you are willing to give
us Zeus, who is a staffy, for him to be
taxi dimmed and put in the studio.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Stacey, Oh sorry, sorry, god, what.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Just confirming that you're happy to give us Zeus?
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Absolutely, as long as I can still visit him.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Though, okay, sorry quick Christian for Stacey, because you're not
a dog guy Stace, American or British Stuffy.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
He's American, the smallest, smaller Staffy.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I think the British ones are smaller.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
A very good looking dog, good.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Sell, goodell Stacey. Okay, So here's where I'm at will
and like, I folly appreciate that expense wise, because this
will become a business expense, you know that.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Actually for the.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
English stuff, he's smaller than the Americans.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's neither here nor there.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Because if we get if we get it and it's
an American stuff, it's going to take up my corner
of the room.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I know what we're going to want to put it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I like, I like big dog in the corner.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And then we have a little sign saying be aware
of the dogs.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Scared people make them think it's a real dog. That's good.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
It's good.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
It's like it's good. I think lizard and a mouse.
It's a bit like ah, whatever, you forget about it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I'm reading that Zeus is in Queensland. I'll drive and
get him. Oh that's actually pretty good. I'll drive and
get him. I'll put him on the roof.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Put him on the refract that's a good I'll put
him on the refracts.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You've seen something about Mary.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Something about Mary.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They put a dog on a roof.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I've got a I've got a new USB fridge freezer
cooler thing from Domitic from the camping trip.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Walk him in there, you and me ll we drive.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Hang on, Ella, Ella, before we make a decision on
taxi greensland.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Ella.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yes, you've got something you want us a taxiderm.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
It is a twenty two year old goldfish who's probably
twenty five centimeters long, and he's been in the freezer
for about three weeks.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Wow, you have a goldfish that twenty five centimeters long?
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Yeah, it's not probably longer and bigger. We need to
special so it is either going to go into a
pop plant or I don't know, you guys can taxi dermiam.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Okay, all right, thanks Ala, thanks for your taxi dermy
of fish.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I've never seen a taxi dermy fish.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Maybe for a reason. You can text you demi a reptile.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
So who knows that you can taxi dermy whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
I do think we would need a tank to put
the fish.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
In when it's in the studio.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, we can't just have a rogue fish.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
You can put it on like a wooden board, like
those large mouthed bands.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
In those fishing Oh god, the ones that sing take
me to the.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
River they sing.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Don't worry anyway anyway, I'm still I'm still for Zeus
the dog.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Where are you at? We just then to figure out
a way to get him down from Queensland. Dog, you're me,
We hit the road. Good luck getting that through border protection?
You were me? What have you got any boot mate?
Just tell him it's sleeping. You want to drive up
to Queensland to get a dog?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Why don't we sleep on it? Why don't we sleep
on it? All right, I'm getting them getting told producers
don't be rash.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, we might need a plan of attack.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'm happy to put him on a DHL plane, but
we're gonna chart of that flight.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
This is fun, just just talking about how we get
zoos here.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Ex fact, there might be some people driving down from
Queensland that could help us.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Would you mind taking a star away?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yes? The Dead Dog thirteen six five. We're taking your
worst dacking stories, all inspired by a guy who ca
last week?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
I listen, we did a production of Greece the Musical
in high school.
Speaker 15 (35:05):
You know it's American satin boxes. You know, the ones
that you go to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
So I get dacked in front of the audience what
you see.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
Underneath by these little you know, cute hot dogs Saturn brief. Unfortunately,
one of the one of the one of the nights
of the one of the nights of the show.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
I end up getting doubled at. Both pants came down,
disaster struck, absolute shambles.
Speaker 13 (35:29):
I know, I'm twenty and twenty five, but you know,
you don't last thing.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
You want to have your pants down in front of
the whole.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Crowd and your mom's day.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I agree, I agree, it's tough. He's twenty five, was tough.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
He's twenty five, twenty we didn't even know's I'm twenty four,
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Five Again, I think twenty five is perfect age to
be dacked at. You think are much worse ages to
be dacked I think I think it stays with you
when you're a lot younger.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Now, Producer Jay, there was a there's a particular dacking
story that we're going there.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I think we have to.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I think I think it's I think it's It's topic
is have.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
You had a worse dacking? And I think I thought
that guy was in the lead, but Joe, I mean
take it away.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 20 (36:09):
I hadn't thought of this story until we were talking
about this this morning, and it still makes my skin crawl.
I was like in primary school. I think it must
have been year four and I was at sport class
and someone came behind me and fully dacked me. And
I was like my first period and so I was
wearing this like big nappy of a path and it
was just awful, like run off, crying and on a
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bench with my.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Knees, just pulling my eyes out.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It was shocking. Oh wow, it's so bad.
Speaker 20 (36:39):
I hope I got how bad it was across, but
like it's even worse than that, Like how bad you
think it was times ten.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Especially at that age, in that moment you think everyone's
seen it and everyone's talking about it.
Speaker 20 (36:50):
It's yeah, that's I don't think I spoken to anyone
about it until today.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
It was it was just terrible.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Was over for you get better, kids, You.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Can get through it. You can get through putting that
on the air. That's wild, all right. Have you had
a worse dacking?
Speaker 10 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Look, if you're not ready to talk about it doesn't
have to be you.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Maybe it's a dacking that you're witnessed as well, because
I feel like you always remember when someone has received
a double dacking, so he calls that next.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I got dacked in front of my Grandmama's just by
my brother.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
He was just going for a single dack, a full dack,
like I never needed to say that. Let's go to
Alana here. I'm thirteen one o six'. Five alana run
us through the. Scenario when were you?
Speaker 18 (37:35):
DACKED i was dacked by my mother in the school uniform.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Shop what?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Wow so many? Layers what your? Mom your own?
Speaker 17 (37:48):
Mom it wasn't, INTENTIONAL i.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
See, ALSO i think you kind of prove a.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Point so there's a sizing. Thing, yeah.
Speaker 18 (37:59):
SORRY i was getting size for my first year in
high school for the next, year AND i have to
get my skirt done and my, mom being a, seamstress was, like,
OH i have to, come and the lady gave me
the smaller size and we both came out of the
changing room like me and my mom and she's holding
the back and the lady's, like, oh you, know it's,
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perfectly and my mom just lets go of the skirt that,
drops and it's been funny the lady doing that and
all the other parents that were in there getting their, kids.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
AND i was just so. Embold so she did it
to prove a. Point she was, like, oh, man right,
off what how old are?
Speaker 17 (38:44):
You?
Speaker 11 (38:44):
Perfectly i'm twenty five, now So i'm.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
Fine i'm.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Age how old were you? THERE i was?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Twelve oh that's a that's a week long sulk a
twelve year old like that is a make it up
to me sort of.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
A vibe run away from.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Home, yeah let's go To vince's school. Uniformed oh, God,
vince here we.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Go, Now, vince it says here that you were you
were a serial. Dacker you were the one who liked
a dack.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
People.
Speaker 13 (39:18):
Vince, yeah that's the one that's.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Me, yeah, sure, Okay and you are the king of
school if you're well known as the one who can.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Dang, actually just regaling great dakers in the song there
woulds you do remember?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Them, yeah it's a great skill to. Have, So, vince
what was your best ever.
Speaker 13 (39:35):
Dacking ah, yeah, Boys so the best ever dacking was
just at a house party and you, know we're all having.
Fun one of the, boys like it was getting a
photo with one of the better looking chicks at the.
PARTY i just, decided, yeah just this perfect, Moment, yeah
ducked him and then someone took a photo of the
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ducking and it's forever in the.
Speaker 15 (39:59):
Plower that's extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Stuff so you just can't switch it.
Speaker 10 (40:03):
OFF.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Vi at a, party you're trying to have a good
time and you're just seen your peripheral vision a photo
and it's just, like oh, God i've got a jack
in one hundred.
Speaker 13 (40:11):
Percent, Boys like you, know like when you go in
like and you see the, target you've got to go
for the.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Kill. Yeah what's the best part about a clean?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Dacking because we were just saying how obviously embarrassing it is
when you are the dacked, one but there is something
very special.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
About watching a great dacking at a great.
Speaker 13 (40:27):
Time, Vince, yeah, yeah, boys that's a good. Question so,
yeah just pretty much the camaraderie like after with the,
boys you, know like you give one and then you're
definitely going to be on the receiving end of one
like you know, that so you're just, like, yeah it's
just that little thrill like of tag pretty Much.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Evans i'm interested if you still have the. Skill do
you think if you AND i were in the same
let's say, pub AND i, like let's SAY i don't
know who you, are do you think within like.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
A one hour window you would be able to pull?
Speaker 19 (40:56):
Off all?
Speaker 13 (40:59):
RIGHT i.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Reckon the producers all hate that, idea BUT i love,
it SO i might do that with in my private
time with you at some.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
STAGE i love the. CHALLENGE i love the. Challenge let's
go above And vince's.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
There you have no idea Who vincey is and he's
got one hour to dac.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
MEE i do love that, bit isn't.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
It but you can't wear a belt or anything, though
like you've got to wear dackable.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
Trackies we'll go over the. Rules but, yeah, okay let's
Say i've got dackable pants on. IT i can't have
hands on pants as, well SO i need to just
like be operating.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Norm so you'd be so raddled the whole time.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Though exactly be on. Edge but then how Does Vince
timy you? Know and then that's what we want to
see the skills on. Display, anyway let's go To aaron. Here,
aaron we're taking worse dacking stories were either receiver or
the giver.
Speaker 9 (41:46):
The.
Speaker 13 (41:46):
Receiver, okay what?
Speaker 15 (41:48):
Happened, WELL a four or five year old me got
put up onto some monkey bars by my brother's, mate
twelve year old in front of a park full of,
girls full of, people halfway suit dacked at full, thing full.
Stack HERE i am, struggling, screaming didn't want to drop
(42:09):
down because the.
Speaker 13 (42:10):
Fall was too big for men at the.
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Time So i'm just absolutely, yeah they left me the dry.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Mate who went and got? You who went and got your?
Speaker 15 (42:20):
Half, AARON i honestly can't, remember probably him after maybe
like five. Minutes oh, No.
Speaker 10 (42:28):
God for?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Life, yeah oh. NO i never went on the monkey bars, Again.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
Aaron, never never.
Speaker 19 (42:35):
Mean, OH i.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
JUST i can't get it out of my.
Speaker 15 (42:39):
Head, yeah just imagine squinging for, life screaming
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Really Father's Days for Us on the weekend Woods and Before.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So on Friday last week, I.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Was making fun of how prescriptive Father's Day presents are
that you kind of get what you're given.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You weren't happy, that you weren't able to put in
a wish.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
List for your gift.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, you just your kids just go to the stall
and then they get you something and then you kind
of have to act happy. And a lot of dads
called in to confirm that if it was truly Father's Day, right,
you'd think that you make all the choices, and I
think that should apply to presents.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
The presence feel very prescriptive. I asked other dads to
call Alan Father's Day. Do you just have to get
what you're given?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yes, you're given.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
What did you get last year?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Alan?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
You know the usual pair of socks?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Oh sucks, that's it. I just assumed you were going
to go on there, Alan, but that was it. It
was just sucks on Father's Day. Do you just have
to get what you're given?
Speaker 7 (01:04):
Yeah, we're going to saying in our house you get
what you get and you don't get upset.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
I mean, just to have the kids is amazing.
Speaker 9 (01:09):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
Maybe if they want to give me something, matter of
the dirt, I don't care. But the look on their
eyes and they give me the present you make it will.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Feel pretty guilty with that comment. And I absolutely love that.
Speaker 10 (01:20):
John.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Do you just have to get what you're giving on
Father's Day?
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah? Except what I'm giving here?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So what'd you get last year?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
John?
Speaker 11 (01:28):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (01:29):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So it's that bad.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You can't even remember what you got Father's.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You get what you're giving on Father's Day?
Speaker 10 (01:39):
Would? And I was dreading it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
On Sunday, I was told my little girl, Maxie, my three.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Year old girl, she'd got me something, she'd organize something for.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Me, and I wasn't allowed to know what it was.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I was in the same boat. I was in the
same boat. We've kept this away from each other.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yes we have.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What did you receive?
Speaker 13 (01:54):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But before I get actually, I'll tell you mine? Second?
But what did you get?
Speaker 10 (01:59):
So? I?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
So, I, as you know, do not at all have
a proclivity towards golf.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
As a matter of fact, I can't stand golf.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Golf.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I haven't played golf for fifteen years. I can't see
myself ever playing golf again in my life. Yeah, okay,
my daughter got me a plastic set of golf clubs,
so okay, so totally random, right, It seemed very odd
that I got plastic set of golf clubs, and I
was trying to figure out the link here. Anyway, I
realized that MIM's dad, Terry, who was a massive golfer,
(02:30):
received the same pair of plastic golf clubs from Remy.
So I think Remy just saw Okay, I know Terry
likes golf clubs. I think equal men like golf clubs too.
I would just give dad some plastic golf club sounds
like Mims probably in the shop, going I'm pregnant. We
need to get out of here. Get two of them,
two of them. That was that was for my dad.
Let's get two of them probably probably so yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So again, awful gift and you'll probably have to throw
them out.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But I also objectively got a bad gift. Well. Sam
tried to actually Sam, and she tried to buy me
a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That okay shirt, T shirt, which is fine. Max is
big into painting at the moment, so she's just covered
it in paint.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Though look of paint splattering on T shirts is kind
of trendy these days.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Objectively about a bad gift, like it's glugy. Ah, sure, yeah,
I'll never be able to wear it, But I like,
I bored my eyes out because she was she wrapped it.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She was so proud. I mean she We've got some
audio of it. She's the sweetest little girl, Like she
really is.
Speaker 14 (03:37):
Love going to the gym, and he like, you will
stay here, she'll painting.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't think you need to stop going to the gym.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Maybe hang out with your daughter a bit more, you know,
absolutely Jim junk a dad when you can look God anyway,
So she gets me this T shirt, grand eyes out,
and it made it made me realize because I mean honest.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
To go to guys, I was going to come in
here today and just open the phone lines with how
bad was your Father's Day gift? Which, like I think
we can still kind of do on thirteen one and
six five, because I think there are lots of dads
out there who would have got pretty crappy gifts on
the weekend, but they're objectively bad gifts. Then there was
a guy who called up last week and so my
(04:26):
kids could have got me dirt, yeah, and I would
have been happy with it, Yeah, I kind of. I mean,
I think there's a lot of fun to have here
as well, because I was crying over a painted T shirt.
And I think that if we're honest, there would have
been some dads that cried on the weekend over some socks.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Probably again, there would have been some dads that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
To get cried over a few different well probably some
of the worst gifts you ever seen in your life.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
So Remy organized me a surprise party upstairs, which was
just all of her dolls grouped together, and she kind
of like fashioned this kind of like table thing and
was like, this is your party, which again like and
my mates, they're your mates and they're dolls, right, So again, objectively,
this is not a fun environment to step into. But
again it's like, I can't believe you have pought together,
(05:09):
like all of these dolls, yes, to do a party
for me.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm just so sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Six five dads, what's the worst gift that actually made
you cry? Can be from yesterday as far as they
can be from it can actually I'll open it up
to any present.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That your kid has got you.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Max One's got me a rock that made me cry.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
We're wearing the painted T shirt today, mate, Why are
you embarrassed about your painted teat?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I love my T shirt and I will wear it
every other day.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We'll see it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, I might just need to.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You'll be on the cameras and your daughter will see
that where that's.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It might just be a rash that develops or something.
Because quite a lot of paint. It's very heat like
very strong oil paint undershit.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think it just needs to.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Dry off for a little bit longer. It was a
bit damp when I got it, but I love it. Maxi,
if you're listening, I love my shirt. I love your
shirt made me cry. Thirty six five. That's what we're
taking calls on right now. But before we get stuck in,
paul you've got some advice for us guys.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
You've been doing it all wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
How are you, by the.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Way, good, Paulie, We're very good. What do you mean
we're doing it wrong?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Okay, So here's the thing. When they're little, you've got
to give them the money to buy it anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah that is true.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Yeah, you go and.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Buy yourself whatever you want. Whatever you need for your man, cake,
something you want and buy yourself normally because you're Gona,
that's been a bit over the top, I should spend
money on.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Shopping on Father's Day. You're like, I can treat myself.
We can double treatment double.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
So you get the bad gift from your child, which
is the emotional angle, but then you go out and
buy yourself.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
On don't let them buy the crap gift. Maybe you
get the cup, you get the cup from school. I'll
accept that, but say to them, here you go, lads,
and then they're happy because they're doing your son and
you can still love them lovely moment and then you
open it and you go, this what I want? I
want it?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Do you give them one hundred dollars to go down
to the shops just going?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I think I think what Paul saying is you just
go and buy whatever you want, maybe give it to
them and go can you wrap it for me and
then give it to me tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And I'll surprised.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good, Paul.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's smart. Hard to do that with a three year old,
but I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Paul Laurie is called thirty one and six y five Laurie,
what did you get your husband?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
What did your husband get?
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Sorry, so my.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
Daughter, who was eight years old at the time, she
gave my husband a bag of rocks.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
And he cried over them.
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Yeah, kind of cried, not in joy.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
But did she do anything? Did you do anything special
to the rocks, Lurie? Like, was there like a face
strawed on the rocks or no?
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Well, she grabbed them from our backyard, a garden. She
grabbed him from there and she put she did put
some x's and o's on there so that he could
do naughts and crossing with them.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nice touch. And six five were talking to the dad's
after Father's Day. The worst gift that actually made you cry?
A few of this one of us shed a tear
in here in the studio over their child's father's day.
If Matt's called on fitting one of the sixty five.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Matt, are you going?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
What'd you get for Father's Day?
Speaker 8 (08:11):
So me and the wife we let the kids go
and buy our own things for us. So I got
a bag of pegs, some watermelon seeds, and a little
bottle of hand sand a tiger and I just thought
it asiding to throwing a little Pony on the Nintendo
switch because she thought I'd love it.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You'd love it, did she?
Speaker 15 (08:32):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (08:33):
So she thought that wadful, it's my game, but she'd
love to play it.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Thoughtful, thoughtful And did you cry many? Did you shed
a tear?
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Of course, of course, got to shed the tear. This
is what we do every year, so they get to
enjoy going and getting it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
And so I think that's what happened. And yeah, joy,
that's what happened with my little girls. She was.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That was the thing that made me cry was how
proud she was about the fact that she'd done something
for me.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That was the I was like, oh you know, yeah, yeah,
bigger parent.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Is bloody challenging sometimes. I'm sure we can all agree
on that. There was a real like reward moment there
where I was like, oh, this is actually this person
loves me so much. She'd put everything into it and
you could see it like she was so punped soon
as they woke up, like can you open your president?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Can you open your present? And it was about me.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
That's a proud parent moment as well. It's like, oh
my god, you care so much, yeah, doing something for me.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, it was. It was really lovely. Male's called.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I hate God's going.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
We're asking about awful Father's Day gifts and if they
actually made the dad cry.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yes, so we're actually a mum and Dad's gift.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
And we bought the ceashell chocolates for thirty years and
they didn't tell us that they hated them?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, no, why sorry?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What were they doing with them every year?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Putting them in.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Real treat for everyone? Captain Poopan's execus kative producer is.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
In the studio.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
He hates hates talking on the radio, don't you, Poey.
Speaker 16 (10:06):
Well, yes, it's not my job, and I don't know
what it's about.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Well, it's about you being incredibly rude on the weekend,
Captain Poopence. And the best part about it is that
you were caught on camera doing it. So, just to
give a little bit of context, it was gardening day
at the Whitelaw household on the weekend.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
I'm out there.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Well, I'm out there, I'm getting dirty, got my boots on,
I'm moving rocks.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Managed to ruin the irrigation again.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I did actually put a hole in the irrigation again.
That happens every time I'm just too aggressive with it.
I get carried away. But I'm moving rocks, I'm doing
line trim, and I'm muwing lawns. I'm fertilizing now. Captain
Poopens knew this because I told him a lot on
Friday that I was having a gardening day. Okay, So
with that knowledge in mind, he had some frozen meals
(10:56):
at my house to come and pick up on Saturday
while I'm out their garden.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Play the music, Play the music.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
So he's got okay, So just to get a bit
of his partner, his partner gets her frozen meals delivered
to our house, right because where they live.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't I'm done with the content exactly. I didn't
want to go there, but you asked me. I didn't
want to go.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Just tell me, don't ask the question next time, fair enough,
don't ask the question.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So he's going to pick up just that's something I
didn't need to know.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, I know. I regret it as well.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Anyway, he's there picking up frozen meals. Don't worry about
the context. He decides, knowing that I'm gardening out the back,
that he sneaks up.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
To the front door.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
He doesn't realize that I've got one of those Google doorbells,
so he's on camera. He sneaks up, gets the frozen meals,
and like has a peek inside the door. I see
him peek inside the door. He realizes that I haven't
seen him, and he sneaks away without saying hello to me.
I think to get around helping me in the garden, William, Yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
The rudest thing you can do.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
How dare you get your frozen meals delivered to my
house and then think you can come and pick them
up without saying hello and without helping me in the garden.
Speaker 16 (12:11):
So well, firstly, you're correct, Like I could hear from
the door the clanking of rocks, and it triggered that
that's what you were doing.
Speaker 15 (12:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 16 (12:22):
I didn't want to be near that. Second thing is
I didn't really want the social interaction on the week.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Like I was going to say, are you flattering yourself
a bit with gardening there?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I think you just didn't want to see you full stop.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Well, okay, well that hurts. I wasn't focusing on that part.
I was just focusing on the garden.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
He wasn't gonna help with the gardening man. I can
tell you right now.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I have a look at him, But I tell you
what he was chuck him some glass having to say
hello to you.
Speaker 16 (12:50):
Because it's hard to I don't know how to transition
from it. We have a Monday to Friday conversation.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 16 (12:55):
What that looks like.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We have the troublesome for me.
Speaker 16 (12:59):
I don't actually.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Last time he came out for dinner.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
After dinner, I made him watch the ben Cousins documentary.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
So troublesome.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hanging out with me anyway.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Look, I just want to focus on the fact that
you've got out of the chores on Saturday. I think
it is a cardinal sin to come to someone's house
and not offer to help. So as your punishment, Captain
Boo Pants, you will be doing the chores that will
and I decide for the rest of the week. The
week the week, every single day we will have a
(13:33):
new chore for you. And this is particularly fitting because
this is your last week on the show as well.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I was going to have an easy one. It did
see that. I'm gonna be honest, I was happy to
give you one. But then what he had this idea,
and I was like, that's great.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
On board.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
You thought you were going to check out and just
ride off into the sunset.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
No, no, no.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
For your final week, you will be doing a chore
for us every single day. Your first chow, by the way,
your first chore today was the MTV VMA's right, I
know that the Video Music Awards now will and I
aren't really across that.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I am so you are our second favorite music music
award show. Just award show, isn't that right?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well, you know as well, you know a little bit,
but I think we're in need of a correspondent who's
going to be live from the red carpet at the
vm AS. So you've got one song, Captain poop Pens
to learn everything about today's vm AS.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You can go somewhere in the station.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
We're going to be crossing to you like you are
live from the vm AS.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The Red Carpet E news correspondent Rocks. We're going to
need an American accent. Yeah, you're live from the carpet.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Okay, We're gonna have the ambience of the red carpet
behind you and you'll give us all the updates to
an American acting.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh hi there out there, all right, i'minally doing and
work on this job. He's rattled on put you're on
the red carpet.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Now, you're definitely gonna want to hear that up next Australia.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's going to be good stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
He just got out of the airlock and absolutely run
his mouth off.
Speaker 14 (15:19):
Woods right now though, we're getting the sweet sweet revenge
on our executive producer, Captain poop Pants really quickly.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
He dropped over to my house on the weekend to
pick up some frozen meals.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
He knew that I was out in the back gardening.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
He chose to sneakily take the frozen meals from my
doorstep rather than helping me move rocks in my backyard.
And because of that, we will be giving Captain poop
Pant's chores for the remainder of the week. I'm actually
just being told that apparently he's going to be having
Wednesday off this week.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Not anymore. Not any more, mate. I hope you can
you that.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
I know you've got a little, a little day in
lou there on the Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You will still be doing a chore for us on Wednesday,
if you can hear us.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Oh hi, oh sorry, delay from New York.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Is before you take it.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yes, your first chore for the day, Captain poop Fans,
is to be our correspondent from the v m a's
And I guess first question on ed entertainments tonight very.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Good, very good? Insane?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Crap?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
What's the highlight from from today?
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Do well?
Speaker 17 (16:39):
You know, Woody, there are so many highlights from a
fence like you know, for example, Sabrina Karb I mean,
he's just the hardest thing around right now, and.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
He looks in a in a very okay way, was great.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
The accent, love, the cleaning up there.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
She looked incredible. I mean, but but but she was great.
I tell you who did not look good was Paris Hilton?
Speaker 18 (17:11):
I mean.
Speaker 19 (17:14):
Some people saying that Texas. Some people saying that this
lit flame situation is given like ice skater and not
not in a good way, by the way, so anyways,
that that sucks.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
What else?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Anyways?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Who was the who was the big winner from the
night Poe Awards wise, not just the white people.
Speaker 19 (17:36):
Look every everyone that was involved in the event obviously
such a winner for being being able to be there.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I tell you, look, what do you raise a good question?
I'll give you some of the winners right now. Grina Garbenter.
Have I mentioned her? She was pretty good, lady Lady Gaga.
She won Artists of the Year. She was up against
the pretty of credit competition. Yeah, I'm sure we're playing
grab the song of the year is that? It's by
(18:09):
Rose and Bruno Mars that opposite song. I'm sure we're
playing grab of that right now.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Actually, I actually saw Pilly that.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Ricky Martin also accepted the inaugural Latin Icon Award. Am
I right in saying that you've got Ricky down there
with you?
Speaker 5 (18:24):
No, you know your incur one's giving you some wrong info, Ricky, Ricky, No,
he's not coming over.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, I'm sorry, good move, good move mate.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's a shame you missed, Ricky. I did hear that
Bruno Mars was down there though? Have you got him
for us?
Speaker 19 (18:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Again, See, he's having a conversation with Ricky Martin right now.
I can see, and I don't want to That's that's
the no. No, I'm behind the red carpet and.
Speaker 17 (18:56):
The red rope.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
We don't we don't go well, go past that red rope, all.
Speaker 10 (19:01):
Right, dodge a few bullets. Well, it's lucky.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's your last week, mate, because you've just been canceled
and I'm.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Going to sign out from New York. You guys enjoy
yourselves down under?
Speaker 17 (19:21):
Yeah, yeah, you go for it?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Is well, beware of the blob creems.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I forgot about.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
This makes no sense, but I love it. All Right,
let's get into this, shall we.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
So Woods, these are just the things that I've been
reading on Reddit, and this is the producer's way of.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Not annoying them in the meeting room with things that
are irrelevant.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
We're all sick of it, to be honest. Well, interact
with gold.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
There's some gold, sure, but we just got sick of
every interaction with you around the office being I saw
this on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So we've decided to give you a segment that's good.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
And the best part about it is that I am
in control of this buzza. If I am, I will
not hesitate to press that, but.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I understand that I'd like to point out, just because,
just for you to take into consideration, that sam my
partner finds this segment sexy because.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
You're vulnerable, I don't know, man vulnerable. She finds it sexy.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
You're very vulnerable. You're you're you're offering things up to me.
Does she find me sexy in this?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Or just you didn't ask the questions to be honest.
That's confronting. All right, let's get into it now. I've
had to have a thing about some of these because
I think some of them you might find boring. I
think if I script them, I think if I script them.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
The right way, I'll be able to bamboosle you. Here
we go. Okay. This is from a subreddit that I
follow called geography.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Most underrated city of Europe was the question, see you later?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Why would you throw that to me? You know I
don't care about geography?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Second one him, Okay, there's a good question.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
If I want you to consider it, I will decide
to consider it if I want to consider it.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
So, you know the huts in Star Wars.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Later, No one cares about the huts, mate, I know
Jab of the hut. Yeah, but I don't want to
think about him with you, do you blob?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Good question? Move on? Move on? Okay, this is a
good one. Don't move this on. You'll regret it.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, I'm a bit trigger happy today.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I know I'm running. I'm running.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I'm burning here Okay, Yeah, did you know that Eminem
once turned down a joint tour with Doctor Dre and
Snoop Dog.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The Snoop Dogs.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Very different hardist, very different artists.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Eminem to make from.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Eminem once turned down a joint tour with Doctor Drey
and Snoop Dog that would have been worth one hundred
million US collectively. He said no because the tour wouldn't
have allowed him to see his daughter hates for a
long period of time. Wow, he said, I just don't
want to go on tour and come back and find
that Hayley's grown up.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Pretty cool, right, that's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yes, yes, apparently there's he is.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Then there's a quite a famous list online of the
things that he's turned down to do.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
And so you've only seen him in one movie. He
was quite a good actor.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
He turns down movies all the time because he's just
too long away from her family. But he's toured before,
so his tour tours, yeah, right, because he does all.
I think he takes her with him and I don't
think he's going to take her with him.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
On touring with Snoop Doms. I think might not have
been the right tour. Hey, you know, it's good. That
was good, Thanks much, that's very good. But you know
Ian McKellen, you love Ian McKellen. Gandalf in Lord of
the Rings. Lord of Rings got nothing to do with it,
but anyway, he played Professor X. So did you know?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
This is another one that I don't think he didn't
play Professor X Magno so Ian McKellen amazing actor.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
So did you know?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is actually probably my favorite news newspaper title of
all time. It's real newspaper titleline, like it's a headline.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
In the newspaper line. It's about Ian McKellen.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It was when he had his face as Gandalf on
a coin and the title was Tender is the Night,
which is very clever.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Which is very clever because tender is money. Ian McKellen's
being knighted and there's a book.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Last week, Will we had a funeral for a rat
that we found in my house that died inside the
TV unit. I think it was a really beautiful, quite
an emotive week where a lot of people contacted the
radio show and said some really nice words about the rat.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Got to Shane here, Yeah, today, obviously rather died. It's
an honorable way to go. Out being locked in the TV.
He could have died down the sewers. It's a nice
place to go. So he was much warm in your
house before. It's actually go round my day, honestly.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
So we made the decision to get that rat cremated.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That happened on Friday.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Beautiful.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
We've got some poor prints put on beautiful framed pictures.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
We've got jewelry, by the way, I was asking that
last week desk Prince Away.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Just on my desk here, we've got some jewelry with
the rat ashes inside them.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We've got like a beautiful Anyway.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
It did strike me, though, Will that when we were
making the decision to get the rat cremated, you kept
throwing around this idea of getting the rat taxidermied or taxidermed.
I'm not sure what they appropriate germ is there, but
you are actively you wanted the rat to get stuffed
and for for us to put it on display.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, I think that'd be nice. Now, I said, you
way to commemorate him, I said, I don't.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
I don't think people want to see that. I'm going
to go with the right the lost start. Well, here's
the thing. Well, because the new Pope Pope Leo XIV
ten fourteen fourteen, Pope Leo the fourteen he has just
today he declared that a fifteen year old computer whiz
(24:59):
by the of Carlo Acutis has become the first millennial Saint.
Huh wow, okay, quite amazing. Now I'll get to the
link in a second. So this fifteen year old boy,
he actually died nineteen years ago though, right, Okay, currently
he is in a glass tomb, the fifteen year old kid,
(25:21):
and they've put a Nike tracksuit on him and Nike shoes.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
And Nike are they paying for the saindhood? I don't
think it's a sponsored bit.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
I would assume that it's closed that he liked thousands
of people. I'm showing you a photo. Thousands of people
every single day go and see him. Wow, and they've
kind of like, I'm not sure if taxiderm is the
appropriate embalmed and he's arm him in or lenin exactly right, right,
So people go and visit him. And all of a sudden,
I thought to myself, if thousands of people go and
(25:54):
see this, this the saint, maybe I have missed a
beat by not going forward with the taxidermy idea of
an animal in this radio.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Studio that for you. I love for me about a
book about this actually called Horse by Gerald and Brooks.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's all about taxidermy and horses, a particular taxidermid horse.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yes, sounds like a great book, and I wish I
could ask more about it.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I wish, I believe, I wish.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I could hear more about a taxi dermy horse. Well
you flashback, I don't care. Well, I don't care. But
here's the thing. Unfortunately the rat has been cremated last week. Okay,
so we can't taxi dermy the rat now. So I
need another animal that has recently passed. And I am
fully on board the idea will of taxi.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Dermying the little guy or gal.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And popping them in the studio. So we've got We'll
keep it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
We're not giving it back to.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Them, I would hope. So that's that is part of
the deal.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
So Stacy, you've you've got. You are currently in possession
of something that we could potentially taxi dom Yes, what
is it?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
My dog?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I'm sorry here, Stacy.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, it was a yeah, it was a very sad time.
But yeah, he's currently still in my deep freezer.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
What what.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
We did? Want to get him Taxi Dermy? But obviously
it's not a cheap process.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
I've heard this very it's very expensive, I think so
very Yeah, Cat, Stacey, what's the what's the quote you've
been given there?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
We're talking in the thousand?
Speaker 15 (27:36):
That right for a proper job.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Okay, Well, so Stacey, if we were to I'm not
saying we're one hundred percent locked in here though, but
if we were to taxidermy, what's the dogs?
Speaker 10 (27:51):
What dog?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
He was a staffy?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
If we were to.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Taxi Jermy Zeus, how is he in your freezer?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
For God's sake?
Speaker 13 (28:00):
Have you go?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
We don't you like it? Yeah, we had to. It's
been Yeah, we don't put our real food in with him.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
You can check a frozen meal on top of that show.
If we if we we we Taxi Deermy Zeus. Could
we have Zeus living here in the studio?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yes, as long as I can visit him.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I reckon we could strike a deal there.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
But hey, let's not make a decision just yet.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Guys, thirteen one oh six five is the number we
are looking for something to taxidermy.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Hi, Harrison, Hi, how.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Old are you, Harrison, I'm thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Great, Okay, you've got something.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
You're in the possession of something that you're open to
us taxidermy and keeping here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:42):
I have a dead blue sung lizard in my shed.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, you been dead for the Harrison about two years.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
But he's still in good condition.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
My growna took his insides out.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh so you've already removed the insides for us.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah, but there's no like fluff in him.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
No, all right, So to fluf him up a little bit, okay, Harrison.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Great, So we've got blue change for.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Give him up, Harrison, like if your grandpa got him
and filled him or whatever.
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Yeah, I'm willing to give it up.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
He doesn't need to know about it.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, No, I doing it behind his back? Is it? I?
Speaker 19 (29:16):
Like?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
I think both. It's got a Vicki here, Vicky, you've
got something we can taxi.
Speaker 15 (29:21):
Dem I've got to how are we for status?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Are were good? We're good?
Speaker 10 (29:26):
VI, We're good?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I've got a collection in my freezer.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
A collection. Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 7 (29:34):
One of the taxi Derby freezer. But I've got my
son's beard of dragon.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's the first thing we put in there.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Yeah, okay, beautiful.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Okay, so she's in there.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
But I've got birds hairs, I've got all sorts of
bugs and there. I also have like a taxi derby
bout ducks.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's just while you go through your itinery, then thanks
with a beard of dragon?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
What is a bead dragon?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Lizard? Listen? Okay, so I've got a couple of lizards there.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think I need something more than a listen at.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
The start of our collection. By the way, you.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Want to keep heaps of taxi derby animals in here?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
They're dead already, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I get that we're not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
I don't think we're not going out there and targeting
animals to taxi dirm that's right off.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
But I don't know if we're going to have more
than one.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well, it just starts having a bit of a look
about it, doesn't It looks like a hunter's lodge.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I think that's a shame. Okay, let's go trol here.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
We're not made of money as well.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
If we had, it depends on the animal, you know,
if we had a stag's head up on the wall,
we look like right off, Gaston from the Beauty and
the Beast good reference.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Well, I love No one fights like him, no one
writes like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Him, but no one bites like him.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Start saying, let's got a Joel, Joel, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
A taxi dirb.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Well, I've got something that will be a bit of
an homage to the rat.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Okay, I've got two mice.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Two mice. Okay, So how why have you got these mice?
And where are they currently?
Speaker 13 (30:58):
Well, they're currently that caught them a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
So I've got two in a bin.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's something that's something that I never thought you'd got
already a show about what's.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Okay? Two mice in a bin?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
So what do we got? We got We've got a
blue tongue lizen. We've got a beard of dragon. We
got two mice in a bin. We got Stacey here
as well. Stacey, just confirming you are willing to give
us Zeus, who is a staffy, for him to be
taxi dimmed and put in the studio.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Stacey, Oh sorry, sorry, god, what.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Just confirming that you're happy to give us Zeus?
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Absolutely, as long as I can still visit him.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Though, okay, sorry quick Christian for Stacey, because you're not
a dog guy Stace, American or British Stuffy.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
He's American, the smallest, smaller Staffy.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I think the British ones are smaller.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
A very good looking dog, good.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Sell, goodell Stacey. Okay, So here's where I'm at will
and like, I folly appreciate that expense wise, because this
will become a business expense, you know that.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Actually for the.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
English stuff, he's smaller than the Americans.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's neither here nor there.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Because if we get if we get it and it's
an American stuff, it's going to take up my corner
of the room.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
I know what we're going to want to put it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I like, I like big dog in the corner.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And then we have a little sign saying be aware
of the dogs.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Scared people make them think it's a real dog. That's good.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
It's good.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
It's like it's good. I think lizard and a mouse.
It's a bit like ah, whatever, you forget about it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I'm reading that Zeus is in Queensland. I'll drive and
get him. Oh that's actually pretty good. I'll drive and
get him. I'll put him on the roof.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Put him on the refract that's a good I'll put
him on the refracts.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You've seen something about Mary.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Something about Mary.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
They put a dog on a roof.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I've got a I've got a new USB fridge freezer
cooler thing from Domitic from the camping trip.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Walk him in there, you and me ll we drive.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Hang on, Ella, Ella, before we make a decision on
taxi greensland.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Ella.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yes, you've got something you want us a taxiderm.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
It is a twenty two year old goldfish who's probably
twenty five centimeters long, and he's been in the freezer
for about three weeks.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Wow, you have a goldfish that twenty five centimeters long?
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Yeah, it's not probably longer and bigger. We need to
special so it is either going to go into a
pop plant or I don't know, you guys can taxi dermiam.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Okay, all right, thanks Ala, thanks for your taxi dermy
of fish.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I've never seen a taxi dermy fish.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Maybe for a reason. You can text you demi a reptile.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
So who knows that you can taxi dermy whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
I do think we would need a tank to put
the fish.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
In when it's in the studio.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, we can't just have a rogue fish.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
You can put it on like a wooden board, like
those large mouthed bands.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
In those fishing Oh god, the ones that sing take
me to the.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
River they sing.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Don't worry anyway anyway, I'm still I'm still for Zeus
the dog.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Where are you at? We just then to figure out
a way to get him down from Queensland. Dog, you're me,
We hit the road. Good luck getting that through border protection?
You were me? What have you got any boot mate?
Just tell him it's sleeping. You want to drive up
to Queensland to get a dog?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Why don't we sleep on it? Why don't we sleep
on it? All right, I'm getting them getting told producers
don't be rash.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Well, we might need a plan of attack.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'm happy to put him on a DHL plane, but
we're gonna chart of that flight.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
This is fun, just just talking about how we get
zoos here.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Ex fact, there might be some people driving down from
Queensland that could help us.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Would you mind taking a star away?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yes? The Dead Dog thirteen six five. We're taking your
worst dacking stories, all inspired by a guy who ca
last week?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
I listen, we did a production of Greece the Musical
in high school.
Speaker 15 (35:05):
You know it's American satin boxes. You know, the ones
that you go to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
So I get dacked in front of the audience what
you see.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
Underneath by these little you know, cute hot dogs Saturn brief. Unfortunately,
one of the one of the one of the nights
of the one of the nights of the show.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
I end up getting doubled at. Both pants came down,
disaster struck, absolute shambles.
Speaker 13 (35:29):
I know, I'm twenty and twenty five, but you know,
you don't last thing.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
You want to have your pants down in front of
the whole.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Crowd and your mom's day.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I agree, I agree, it's tough. He's twenty five, was tough.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
He's twenty five, twenty we didn't even know's I'm twenty four,
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Five Again, I think twenty five is perfect age to
be dacked at. You think are much worse ages to
be dacked I think I think it stays with you
when you're a lot younger.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Now, Producer Jay, there was a there's a particular dacking
story that we're going there.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I think we have to.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I think I think it's I think it's It's topic
is have.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
You had a worse dacking? And I think I thought
that guy was in the lead, but Joe, I mean
take it away.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 20 (36:09):
I hadn't thought of this story until we were talking
about this this morning, and it still makes my skin crawl.
I was like in primary school. I think it must
have been year four and I was at sport class
and someone came behind me and fully dacked me. And
I was like my first period and so I was
wearing this like big nappy of a path and it
was just awful, like run off, crying and on a
(36:29):
bench with my.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Knees, just pulling my eyes out.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It was shocking. Oh wow, it's so bad.
Speaker 20 (36:39):
I hope I got how bad it was across, but
like it's even worse than that, Like how bad you
think it was times ten.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Especially at that age, in that moment you think everyone's
seen it and everyone's talking about it.
Speaker 20 (36:50):
It's yeah, that's I don't think I spoken to anyone
about it until today.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
It was it was just terrible.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Was over for you get better, kids, You.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Can get through it. You can get through putting that
on the air. That's wild, all right. Have you had
a worse dacking?
Speaker 10 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Look, if you're not ready to talk about it doesn't
have to be you.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Maybe it's a dacking that you're witnessed as well, because
I feel like you always remember when someone has received
a double dacking, so he calls that next.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I got dacked in front of my Grandmama's just by
my brother.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
He was just going for a single dack, a full dack,
like I never needed to say that. Let's go to
Alana here. I'm thirteen one o six'. Five alana run
us through the. Scenario when were you?
Speaker 18 (37:35):
DACKED i was dacked by my mother in the school uniform.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Shop what?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Wow so many? Layers what your? Mom your own?
Speaker 17 (37:48):
Mom it wasn't, INTENTIONAL i.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
See, ALSO i think you kind of prove a.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Point so there's a sizing. Thing, yeah.
Speaker 18 (37:59):
SORRY i was getting size for my first year in
high school for the next, year AND i have to
get my skirt done and my, mom being a, seamstress was, like,
OH i have to, come and the lady gave me
the smaller size and we both came out of the
changing room like me and my mom and she's holding
the back and the lady's, like, oh you, know it's,
(38:20):
perfectly and my mom just lets go of the skirt that,
drops and it's been funny the lady doing that and
all the other parents that were in there getting their, kids.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
AND i was just so. Embold so she did it
to prove a. Point she was, like, oh, man right,
off what how old are?
Speaker 17 (38:44):
You?
Speaker 11 (38:44):
Perfectly i'm twenty five, now So i'm.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
Fine i'm.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Age how old were you? THERE i was?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Twelve oh that's a that's a week long sulk a
twelve year old like that is a make it up
to me sort of.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
A vibe run away from.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Home, yeah let's go To vince's school. Uniformed oh, God,
vince here we.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Go, Now, vince it says here that you were you
were a serial. Dacker you were the one who liked
a dack.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
People.
Speaker 13 (39:18):
Vince, yeah that's the one that's.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Me, yeah, sure, Okay and you are the king of
school if you're well known as the one who can.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Dang, actually just regaling great dakers in the song there
woulds you do remember?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Them, yeah it's a great skill to. Have, So, vince
what was your best ever.
Speaker 13 (39:35):
Dacking ah, yeah, Boys so the best ever dacking was
just at a house party and you, know we're all having.
Fun one of the, boys like it was getting a
photo with one of the better looking chicks at the.
PARTY i just, decided, yeah just this perfect, Moment, yeah
ducked him and then someone took a photo of the
(39:58):
ducking and it's forever in the.
Speaker 15 (39:59):
Plower that's extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Stuff so you just can't switch it.
Speaker 10 (40:03):
OFF.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Vi at a, party you're trying to have a good
time and you're just seen your peripheral vision a photo
and it's just, like oh, God i've got a jack
in one hundred.
Speaker 13 (40:11):
Percent, Boys like you, know like when you go in
like and you see the, target you've got to go
for the.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Kill. Yeah what's the best part about a clean?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Dacking because we were just saying how obviously embarrassing it is
when you are the dacked, one but there is something
very special.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
About watching a great dacking at a great.
Speaker 13 (40:27):
Time, Vince, yeah, yeah, boys that's a good. Question so,
yeah just pretty much the camaraderie like after with the,
boys you, know like you give one and then you're
definitely going to be on the receiving end of one
like you know, that so you're just, like, yeah it's
just that little thrill like of tag pretty Much.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Evans i'm interested if you still have the. Skill do
you think if you AND i were in the same
let's say, pub AND i, like let's SAY i don't
know who you, are do you think within like.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
A one hour window you would be able to pull?
Speaker 19 (40:56):
Off all?
Speaker 13 (40:59):
RIGHT i.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Reckon the producers all hate that, idea BUT i love,
it SO i might do that with in my private
time with you at some.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
STAGE i love the. CHALLENGE i love the. Challenge let's
go above And vince's.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
There you have no idea Who vincey is and he's
got one hour to dac.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
MEE i do love that, bit isn't.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
It but you can't wear a belt or anything, though
like you've got to wear dackable.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
Trackies we'll go over the. Rules but, yeah, okay let's
Say i've got dackable pants on. IT i can't have
hands on pants as, well SO i need to just
like be operating.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Norm so you'd be so raddled the whole time.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Though exactly be on. Edge but then how Does Vince
timy you? Know and then that's what we want to
see the skills on. Display, anyway let's go To aaron. Here,
aaron we're taking worse dacking stories were either receiver or
the giver.
Speaker 9 (41:46):
The.
Speaker 13 (41:46):
Receiver, okay what?
Speaker 15 (41:48):
Happened, WELL a four or five year old me got
put up onto some monkey bars by my brother's, mate
twelve year old in front of a park full of,
girls full of, people halfway suit dacked at full, thing full.
Stack HERE i am, struggling, screaming didn't want to drop
(42:09):
down because the.
Speaker 13 (42:10):
Fall was too big for men at the.
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Time So i'm just absolutely, yeah they left me the dry.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Mate who went and got? You who went and got your?
Speaker 15 (42:20):
Half, AARON i honestly can't, remember probably him after maybe
like five. Minutes oh, No.
Speaker 10 (42:28):
God for?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Life, yeah oh. NO i never went on the monkey bars, Again.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
Aaron, never never.
Speaker 19 (42:35):
Mean, OH i.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
JUST i can't get it out of my.
Speaker 15 (42:39):
Head, yeah just imagine squinging for, life screaming
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