August 5, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
We had a work trip to Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Were predictable we were over there, I mean absolutely absolute
hounds to the job.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Obviously, it was a busy time over and Amsdam.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We were definitely working and that It's like absolutely what
I was telling my pregnant wife who obviously so it
was kind of a guilt ridden trip, if I'm being
honest with you, like to leave, to leave her she's
pregnant at home, and to get over to Amsdam.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was for work reasons. It absolutely was for reasons.
But you did stay on for five days. I did lost.
I did, and for reasons out of my control. I
would say that we lost you. Yes, it was entirely.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I would say the Dutch people are very persuasive anyway,
I for all those reasons. There were many times where
I was feeling guilt ridden. So I was like, I've
just got to come back with a great gift. That's
that's the a come back and be the best partner
and best father ever. But number two, when you walk
in the door with a great gift, I think all
is forgotten. And I'm walking through one of these markets
(01:04):
in Amsterdam and I was like, oh my God, I've
bloody done it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I've found the perfect gift for my pregnant wife.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Not one, will, not one, but two pussy cat themed
T shirts.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
What new puts your cat?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And I know you're thinking, like, oh, what a T
shirt with a pussy cat on it? NA NA way
more than that funny, funny pussy cat T shirts you've got.
You have a humongous coyfish on the front of one
T shirt and all these pussy cats are hanging off
for the coyfish and you look at it and you go,
in what world did this happen? Eight pussy cats hanging
(01:42):
off for coyfish. So I was like, well, that one's sold, mate,
that's sold. And then he goes, well, I'm doing a
deal at the moment. Two for thirty five euros, And
I was like, great work on the salesmanship, my friends.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't know how good your English is, but I'll
keep sifting.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Then will I stumble across cat with headphones on djying
Wow pussycat Djane. So two T shirts, two cat inspired
T shirts, both hilarious jokes.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I was like, bloody done it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Now obviously were both yeah, mate, two for thirty five euros.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Unbelievable deal. One for twenty euro two for thirty five unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So then I obviously I'm gloating to the entire team, going, guys,
I've got the most unbelievable gift. Everyone told me this
was the worst gift I could possibly go home with.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You were like, mate, you've still got time go and
get jewelry.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Like you're influenced, right, influenced by I won't ask that question.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So basically, yeah, I got home.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I was still somewhat confident that I had nailed the gift,
and my wife actually said min was like, oh my god,
I love them great. In the last twenty four hours though,
oh yeah, because I gave it to her when I
got home, and I think she was kind of excited
to see me, and I think I could have put
anything in front of her and she would have been like,
I'm just so happy you're home. Yeah, And I've sort
of started feeling that maybe she doesn't of the yeah
(03:02):
you know that the shirts T shirt for thirty five
a deal, so got him on the market, and a deal,
I guess at the end of the day, all I
want to do now in thirteen you're a free trip
at the end of the day, free trip tramps Sam
and again I think a week away she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
One on one again it was we have got something nice,
which is what I suggested.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Multiple times, so effectively, all I'm doing now is wanting
to make myself feel better.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I just feel like all gifts from people that have
been on holiday a crap.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I disagree with that. That's it's other people. That's because
you and I are off.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And away together and we get to the airport and
I find you lurking around the Minuca honey stand at
the airport.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I always come home with that honey Honey. It's a
great line. What are you doing over there?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
And you're.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're often in trouble to get the key rings and
the fridge magnets and whatnot, And I've got myself something.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, you're a very organized man, Will, But I just
want to know. I'm thirteen one o six five and
I really hope there's other people like me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What's the what's the worst travel gift you either got
someone or that you ever received. Absolute worst one that
you received from someone who got back from a from
a holiday or a work trip. I'll never forget my
dad used to go on these work conferences, which you
now look back on what a roar. So you go
on these conferences and the gifts that he would come
home with. He'd always just give each kid something that
(04:26):
the conference showbag.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Like something yeah yeah. So I'd get like a.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Stress ball, saying capital investments, like there you go, mate,
I picked that up and at a toy store for you.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
My brother would get a.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Clicker, mate, don't you don't get all.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The clicks out at once.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm just leaying, well, Captain Purpens graciously just reminded me
that Mimi actually gave you a brief for your trip
to Amsterdam as to what to bring her back.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He happened to be evesdropping on a conversation that I
was having with my beautiful wife. So, because after every
show we did in Amsterdam, that was generally like bedtime
kind of thing with him, so I FaceTime my daughter
and my wife, and then he happened to be listening
when I was like, oh, by the way, like I
know what Remy wants. Like, Remy has been very clear
(05:12):
that she wanted a pink unicorn, so I searched all
thro around them for pink unicorns. But I said, like, ok,
is there any kind of guidance you could give me
as to like, I want to obviously bring you something back.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm thinking about you all the time. A little sugar muffin.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And remind me, pooey, what was the What was the
brief that she gave me?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Um?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It was something cute, maybe a summer dress, yea, or
something with like frills or something.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Or cardigans thinks she threw Now I think I've got
pretty close cardigan. Yeah, it's again what cardigans. I was
going to argue that I don't know, man, I was
going to argue too broad dressed with frills and all cardigan. Yeah,
And I think I've kind of nailed the brief with two.
You think cardigan or dressed with frills is too broad?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, clothes would be broad dress and frills cardigan is
that's very see.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, Well, maybe I've just completely ignored them because I
sounds like you have two very hilarious cat t shirts.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It fits the clothes to.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Mike, Mike, what have you got here for the worst
holiday gift?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
So I my then girlfriend who was now my wife.
Early on in the relationship, I was overseas for about
six weeks, and so I thought I'd buy a really
nice bag. I was in Italy and those street vendors
that have all the knockoff bags were there, and so
I handed over my twenty mile I think it was
twenty year at the time. And as I did that,
(06:44):
the somebody yelled out cops, and so he bundled up
his stuff. So I just grabbed the nearest bag, thought
it was still pretty good. It was a knockoff, took
it home and she loved it. Fast forward two years
when we got married. I knew her out of her
place and here it was in the bottom of the
wardrobe with other gifts that I had given her as well.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Good Mike, I mean technically the bag was the best
gift to hide the other awful gifts that you had
given her. So one of them is a good gift givers.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Sorry, and men just bad gift givers. Well, you're claiming
that what did you a great gift?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's the most recent gift you got your your beautiful partner, Sam,
And don't just come up with the best one. I'm
saying most recent one. And the more you think about it,
the more I'm thinking you've been do you think.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Of the most recent gift that I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's a good way of being a good gift giver.
Just don't give gifts. That's what's going on over here.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What's going on.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I think I brought I think I bought her a
necklace in New York recently.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, yeah, okay, And that went Dan, well, yep, okay,
I's got a Nina here, And she said, it's just
such a straight bat though, isn't it a necklace?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Necklace?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's tucking flowers, you know, it's it's just a safe bet,
you know, when you go for it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, because the nice thing to get. Go for a
comical cat T shirt?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
High risk, high reward, Nina, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Low reward. No, I would say, see, this is the
low reward.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Whereas if you've got like a piece of jewelry that's
low risk, high reward, like you cannot really losing.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I don't have to live my life on low risk.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And it would you be happy with two like hilarious
cat T shirts?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I would love cat T shirts. My daughter loves cats
as well, so she would love it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, I should.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Not a child she is sometimes, Nina, remember that you've
got a story that you got a story about your friend.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We're talking awful gifts from trips. Where do we go?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
My friend booked this holiday of a lifetime. She went
HI with her boyfriend and everything, and she said that
she got us all these gifts. Who were so excited.
And when she came back, there were exactly five of
us in the group, and she came back with these
little bags. And inside the little bags were the free
shampoo and conditioners and the tioth brushes from the hotel
that she would just clear every day and they would replace.
(09:19):
And that was our gift.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That is smart, pretty that I'm inspired by that. That's
actually genius. How don't you live that pace? Your mum
used to bring you home.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
The slippers from the hotel.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Like good news, We've got mugs, guys, for everyone that's
following that odyssey.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Four mugs have just been dropped off. So that's the
lesson here.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Complain more on the radio about your personal problems and
you get things I know all the time in breakfast
and hey Woodrow Right now, there's a survey of the
funniest countries in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh great, that have just been revealed. Great, are you
happy with the results? I'm surprised, oh, surprised, like the.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Funniest country in the world for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You asked me this earlier and apparently my answer was boring.
So I'm gonna mix it up for you, I think.
So here's the thing, and I'll explain it more. I
think Russia is the funniest country because I think their
humor would work because you wouldn't expect it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, do you like I imagine you walk through a
Russian street. Yep. If there's any like lightness.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You're just so shocked because you just think it'd be
so serious.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If some to gag, you'd be like, that's very funny,
like if someone went Russia in Russia in the top two,
in the top twenty.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So they interviewed six thousand people across thirty countries to
ask them. But the way the questionnaire worked was it
was it was basically it was they were firstly whether
or not they told a joke, but also how they
expressed their humor as.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well, whether they laugh whether they laughed at themselves. Most
noticeably was the way that it was aggregated.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
So with the score of seventy two point three three
out of a possible one hundred and twelve on the
questionnaire the world's funniest country Chechia.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Chechyer for me, the Czech Republic. Oh yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I used to follow a tennis player from the Czech
Republic called Thomas Budic.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Not funny.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Well, it was a funny guy that you followed him,
or know how sad your teenage years.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Were, because I used to body and we were obviously
being very funny.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
He never found it funny. Really, he never found the
body each thing funny.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Think he took us seriously and we're like, mate, we're
not actually fans for just doing this to take the
PiZZ but he never got that really. So that's one
example of someone from the Czech Republic who maybe he's
just an outlier.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Second place, yeah, Portugal, Portugal. Yeah, the Portuguese very funny. Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I think they're right off.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, well they get it together with The Third place
was Ireland.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
The Irish are very funny people, so every time an
Irish person call the show there, it's very funny.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Australia came in at seventh. Oh that's harsh, right behind
the Greeks. Pips there.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I think the Greek can be funny doorbus dance classic.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, that's an awesome that's all. Just quickly to raise this. No,
that's what they hang. You were just saying the first
thing in the couch.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, I'm just saying's August is obviously hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All right, Well, I was going to keep going through
the list with you, but I've been told that the
kids a bit dicey, So I was getting dicey. It
feels a bit dicey. You're just saying making it di
You're making you're making it dicey by going for the
cultural stereotype for that place and laughing at it.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I can say that now.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So I'm going to do We're not on the phone
line right over to you, guys. See, if you want to.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Walk the line with us, little bit of walking the line.
It does feel a little bit on the line, But
that's what's all about. Mate, What are we doing? So
thirteen six five? You tell us a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I've got the list of the twenty the twentiest funniest
countries here according to this survey. You cause up, you've
got to be foreign, by the way, you can't be
an AUSSI okay, okay, So if you are foreign, you've
got to course up thirteen one and sixty five, tell
us a joke and we have to guess where you're
from based.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
On that joke. Nothing else, Just how funny the joke is.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah right, okay, okay, okay, So just call up and
you've got to be from overseas. So what you're saying,
you've got to be you're from, you're born overseas?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
What just to say you've got at your foreign Okay,
you're foreign. Okay, let's go into the reads. Mate. I
told you it's dicey, not getting dicey.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I just want to make sure we get the rules
from You're not from here, you're coming on. You're telling
a joke, and then based on that joke, we should
be able to tell you where you're from. Yes, because
like if it's hilarious, we're going to you're Portuguese, well probably,
or yeah, or your check yeah yeah right, okay, yea
yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean you could be Belgian. They came in at
the fourth Belgian. What do you know about the Belgians?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, I actually I dated a Belgian for for a while.
She was pretty funny. She was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You didn't you did never say that. No, she was
really funny, was she. Yeah? Yeah, she had a very
dry sense of humor. But wouldn't let you break up
with her. I wouldn't say that hilarious. I would.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, let's let's go to the calls.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I just didn't expect how many lambines in that spot
count face to say, go for it. All of a sudden,
you're ripping into Greek customs. Okay, thir you're not from here.
Gifts cool, We've got Johann here.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, so, Johann, you're not from here, and you've got
a joke for us. And again, based on the humor
of this joke, we should be able to figure out
where you are from. Hello, Johann, Hey, good eye boys,
just first caller.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I love your show, I love your boys.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
There's a lot of Chuck Norris jokes. If Chuck Morris
is doing push ups, he's not pushing himself up, He's
pushing the earth.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Down, don't I'm I don't mind that very good. It's
an old one classic. It is a classic. But where
are you from? Your hang on? Hang on? Well we
hold the hango, Hank will hold the horses.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yoh, isn't the whole bit that we should be able
to tell Johann where he's from?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yes, because of the joke. Okay, so don't tell us
where you're from? Yo, you think the joke was I
thought it wasn't bad.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What did you think?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I thought it was right in the middle. So who's
the class they gave the top twenty?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
It's a classic. Did they give the top twenty?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
You thought it was right? What was middle? Hungry? Johan?
We think you're hungarian? Boys? Are you from where you're from? Johan?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
I'm from South Africa?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Where south Africa on the list? Where is you didn't
make the top? Hard bit of tim? No, I spend
a time? Very funny, really yeah, really funny?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
How would you say that people from South Africa are funny?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Do you remember the call we got about the gold
price for you?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
The call we got the back the guy get the
migraines every time that he would that's the funniest call
we've ever received from this I can I believe that
on the top Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No, they didn't make the talk.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh no nineteenth? Oh sorry, so swill there you go?
Come on man and it's called thirteen one and six five,
and he tell us a joke.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
We tell you where you're from based on how funny
the joke is. I've got the twenties funniest countries in
the world in front of me.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Go for it.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Awesome, Okay, So this joke I actually used it on
Hinge okay, because I was very concerned about my humor.
So I the joke is, why did the fourign girl
get kicked out of the Aussie barbecue?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Didn't the barbie sausages? He is surely not bringing a plate?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Or when she said when the dress code was was thongs,
she rocked up in a thong and what's the past.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
So the answer is because when they say bring a thong,
she showed up in.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A Sorry and I'm sorry, I really, I know I've
ruined your joke there. But obviously, given given, I mean,
ilways think it's pretty good. Given that I suggested that,
I'm going to say she's in the top five top
So for.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Me, it's fourth. Who's fourth Belgium? Are you daily Belgium? Before? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And I said she was quite funny, pretty funny, Yeah,
really funny.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Anna. We think you're from Belgium.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Well, unfortunately, no, I'm from Brazil.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh Brazil on the list? Woulds I have been to
Brazil on the list? I don't think as much substance
of this game is there probably no to Oka getting
some good jokes, getting great jokes, good gear. Oka, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
When I was here Brazil, I I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Like they found me funny. Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
We spent nine hours in a buffet on Christmas Day
in Brazil.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Were you masquraded as powder finger?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And they didn't find that funny. Oka's cool thirty and
one of six five high Oka Oka.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, oga ogre Sorry, Olga old.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Old like Olga Clinko, the actress.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
I didn't even know you were talking to me.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Sorry, Olga, thank you. Olga was called Oka gee with
these producers.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh my god, I know listen obviously older now that
we're talking to you, all right, what's your joke?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Okay, what's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
What what's a and a hormone?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Difference between a ornaman and hormone?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
And okay, so there's there's a naughty joke which is
going to my mind. I don't know what is it.
You can make a ornament, but you can't brilliant. Good
on you, Olga? Where are you from? Olga number one?
Where are you from? You were king from the day?
(19:12):
What's excuse me?
Speaker 8 (19:20):
It will and you having to drive Olga your damn
prize back to you.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Ron Lewis is in the studio.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
She's back after a popular demand.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Are you comfortable with Ron being back in the studio?
About it? Last time?
Speaker 9 (19:44):
There were some attacks, Yeah, and you just seemed to
cocky and I thought, you know what, I'm going to
tear this young man down, and I did.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I saw blood.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I left.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I thought I'm never going to be asked to come back.
And look at me here be high and mighty, and
you're still wounded.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I can tell I'm hurt.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah. I loved it in Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Loved it very really happens in the studio and my god,
did she destroyed?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Did a comedy show?
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I won't say it.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Between attention between you, Bronze coming here really nice to you.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Well, I just heard you hate women, so all the
crime women out there saying it, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
I do remember you wearing a child's T shirt and
today you're wearing jumps.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Isn't it like separate days? Dressed like a little kid.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
You look sensitive a little boy before he brought him along,
and he's really lovely.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
We just bonded.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
It's nice. Yeah, he showed you a few of his flips.
You showed him none.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Of yours him selfish even I agree, he was just
performing for you to give.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Him a little bit of kids just go for it,
and you're like, that's great. You know what real hard
to kind of get.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Around heartbreakings when you watch a kid do something and
no one, no one's cared, Like when they do a flip.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Like a or a high kids.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Did you see that?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
Yeah, and you say that dad, mum, mum, mum, and
then and then you look. It would seem more heartbreaking
is when you look and it's just bad. Want to
be honest with Yeah, he's my third so I've got
no niceness left. So when he does it, when he
does a kick, well you'll notice I didn't even look
at him.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I was busy what he was going to get for
his birthday.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Listen. But it's all good. You're not buying that. I'm
not gonna buy him a ladder, not gonna buy him.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, what was that about? Do you know what I
had that explained to me?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So he wants multiple cars for his birthday and he
wants a massive pool.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And a slide with a ladder so he can get.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Okay, that makes me.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Very well. Ye had a great chat.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Also, he's used to speaking to babies.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
So, hey, I was actually reading about you the other day.
Was I was at ari that that was asking you
why you and his dad never got married?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:14):
No, no, no, sorry, it was would have been my first,
my first she's a girl, and they just wanted I've
got my first two, both girls, and they for a
long time just really wanted a wedding because every single
Disney movie is like the bride looks incredible. And they
were like, where's your photo of that month? And I said,
how do you?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I said, I don't have one.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I don't have We just didn't do it, and then
they assumed it's because their dad never asked me.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I'm like, oh, mate, he's begged. I just basically begged,
and I've said no, I don't think you're the one. Mate.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Anyway, He's still around. You just never know, you just nefinitely.
You shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. My
mom said that she went through two husbands looking for
a third.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Good honor. I say that all the time. Good on
your mom. I'm looking from a.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
New dad too, that we can hunt together. We can
hunt together. Here we go the Litwest Girls at it
again about it's really strange.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
You will know that she's my mum because all she'll
be saying is, this is my daughter, this is my daughter.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Have you ever watched Netflix? Can I say I've never
been on Netflix.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
I will never once been on Netflix. And she will
go to the bank and she will say, hello, Yes,
my name is Helen, and this is my back, and
have you watched my daughter on Netflix? And they're like,
what are you okay? And they're like googling me. They're like,
I don't know if she be not.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
No, I've never been on bloody Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Manifesting certain ages, there's one proper noun they can use
for a collective of things.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
My mom says, calls for every supermarket. Okay, it's different.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Everything, Yes, every Singleflix on TV is She's on Netflix
at the Netflix right, that's true.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Right, they just go like top shelf, this applies to
all of them.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
I guess that would be also like deadbeat Man applies
to all of them. And that's why we've gone through
so many you know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, I would love.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
To go.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Every day for alrighty to help us give weather trip
to l A is bron Lewis, who was in the studio.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Hello, it's actually it's a lovely feeling that will and
get every day we get to call.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Someone and tell them they're going to l A and
we've done nothing. Yeah, yeah, but you guys never do yeah,
play the role. We don't do anything they.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, So we just thought we'd share that a little bit.
So we want you to be the person to tell
them they're going to l A. Slight tweak on it though, yeah,
because you're an improv queen.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You're just saying that before the song there say that.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
We thought we're not going to say who you're going
to be next, but because of their trips to l A,
we're going to tell this person that we've got a
very famous LA celebrity.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Oh do you know what accents are? Right up my alley?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, all of them, all, all all of nothing off limits,
nothing careful, nothing.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Not on the stage. Here we're getting from Wales. Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
We've got a specific celebrity. You're only going to find
out who that celebrity is.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
When we throw to you. Okay, yeah, time, no prep time.
So we'll talk to them first.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Do they and do they actually think?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
They probably will think that you are that person.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Good and they but at the end of it they
will know it will be great.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Okay, So you'll also tell them.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Okay, you're going to l a.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
You get to say that, I get to say that.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
For great.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hey is that Danielle speaking?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It is.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Hey. How are you going?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I'm great? I'm great.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What are you up to at work?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Just at work on a break?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I'm sort of I'm a therapist, so I'm just writing notes. Yeah,
it's just the radio.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
It could be the radio. It could be the radio.
Do you know who you're talking to specifically? Right now?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
The Gordy.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
There you go was a hit of the year ago.
There I thought I had a more familiar voice. Now
I believe you've registered for a competition recently, I have, Yes,
what competition is that?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
La Trip a day.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, so you're really wanting to go to La.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
That's really really bad.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
I would do what you think you do anything.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well, I'm not the one to be telling you this
because you're you're very lucky. Today we actually have a
little bit of time with a big l a celebrity
who is currently on hold.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Would you like to talk to them? I'm here, and
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I don't know if you were a fan of the
Nanny when you're growing growing up. But we've got friend dresser.
Oh my god, look I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you now.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Uh. And and friend's got something to tell you, my.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Friend.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh my gosh, I used to love your show.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Oh you stop it. Okay, I've got some great news
for you. Oh you baby are.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Going so well.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Way I'm serious. Tell her about l a friend.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Oh you're gonna love it over here, you oh we are.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Our accidents change all the time.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
And you've got trees, you've got sunshine, you've got celebrities,
you got whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Gool my whole year and it's not even.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's so nice.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Daniello will let the trick your friend.
Speaker 10 (28:32):
Been great.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Friend can't stick around unfortunately. Yeah, it sounds a lot
like she was from sort of Jersey, didn't.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
All over the place, all over the place. Maybe she's
moved over to the West Coast potentially, haven't heard from
her for a while.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Well, women can do anything.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Still here, you're taking Daniell and you're taking l.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
A my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, really that sounds great, Danielle. Have a great time.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh my god, thank you. Man. Worries, No worries at all.
From theme parks to sports as many ways to play
in l A and beyond in California. Bron Lewis, thanks
for coming in.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I think you're ready for your improv gig tonight. Brian.
That was good.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So Sidney Sweening absolutely copying it online. I'm only really
getting across this today. I missed it online. But if
you're not across.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
It effectively, just watched the ad in the studio before
I did. That's the first time I've watched the ad.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
She's done this ad for American Eagle Jeans.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, and within the.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Ad, the whole ad is kind of predicated on this
pun between jeans that you wear and jeans that you
get from genetics. Genetics right, and they're kind of playing
on that. Sydney s when he says this line.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Jeans are passed done from parents to offspring, often determining
treats like her color, personality, and even eye color.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
And then she's also wearing jeans. We get a bit
brilliant from American eagle jeans. I don't know how many
people came up with that idea, but like, guys, let's
do a pun and get.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
In jeans for Jean's Day. That was also the bit
it's been done. It's being done. Handing your dollar coin,
we've done. It's a great day, we've done it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Anyway, people are just giving her to Sydney Spening effectively
calling her racist because Nati's been through because by her
saying that, people are taking as oh what so you
think white blonde hair, blue eyes is attractive? So that's
a very that's an awful way of looking at the world,
et cetera. Anyway, that's all heating up, and then Donald
(30:51):
Trump is across this as well. He finds out that
she's Republican, which is obviously his party.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Or someone found out she registered as a Republican.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, and he's across this and then all of a sudden,
Donald Trump's like, all right, well, I'm all for Sydney Sweeney,
and he makes this statement.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her
head is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So he's getting ready. He even did a tweet. We've
added his voice to the twigts. It's just so much
funnier hearing him say.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
But this is the tweet he did about it as well.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest ad out there.
It's for American Eagle and the jeans are flying off
the shelves. Go get them, Sydney. On the other side
of the Ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke
advertisement that is a disaster. The CEO just resigned, the
(31:45):
company is in turmoil.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
President of the United States there, Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
So that's a perfect example of, you know, the situations
will when he's obviously doing that to defend and get
around Sidney Sweeney and try and help her.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
But I imagine for Sydney's she's like.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
You've just made this so much worse for me by
you now publicly defending me. I'm now going to bring
on more hate and It reminded me will of a
time many many years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It was at least nine or eight years ago. We
were doing a breakfast radio show.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
In Perth and you were, or you and I were
pulled into a room rather sternly to get some pretty
some pretty robust feedback. And the feedback was around the
fact that we were partying too hard on the weekends.
I do remember that, and the main, the main contention
they were making was that our shows from Monday to
(32:37):
Wednesday were absolutely horrific because clearly we were still recovering
from these massive weekends we were having. And I recall
that the Big Boss was going really hard at you
because yeah, big boy, Big Tree fall hard. You just
didn't handle the hangovers very well, so you really did
sound awful for the first couple of days of the week. Anyway,
(32:57):
this was on a Monday morning when we were receiving feedback,
and I will never forget that, because you were copying
it so much.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I went to go and defend you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Right and in my efforts to defend you, I actually
started crying because I was getting emotional about the fact
that you were getting attacked so much. And I'll never
forget you looking at me being like mate, you're making
it worse.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Please stop defending me. I feel like I've been Trump
in this scenario.
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
We had a work trip to Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Were predictable we were over there, I mean absolutely absolute
hounds to the job.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Obviously, it was a busy time over and Amsdam.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We were definitely working and that It's like absolutely what
I was telling my pregnant wife who obviously so it
was kind of a guilt ridden trip, if I'm being
honest with you, like to leave, to leave her she's
pregnant at home, and to get over to Amsdam.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was for work reasons. It absolutely was for reasons.
But you did stay on for five days. I did lost.
I did, and for reasons out of my control. I
would say that we lost you. Yes, it was entirely.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I would say the Dutch people are very persuasive anyway,
I for all those reasons. There were many times where
I was feeling guilt ridden. So I was like, I've
just got to come back with a great gift. That's
that's the a come back and be the best partner
and best father ever. But number two, when you walk
in the door with a great gift, I think all
is forgotten. And I'm walking through one of these markets
(01:04):
in Amsterdam and I was like, oh my God, I've
bloody done it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I've found the perfect gift for my pregnant wife.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Not one, will, not one, but two pussy cat themed
T shirts.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
What new puts your cat?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And I know you're thinking, like, oh, what a T
shirt with a pussy cat on it? NA NA way
more than that funny, funny pussy cat T shirts you've got.
You have a humongous coyfish on the front of one
T shirt and all these pussy cats are hanging off
for the coyfish and you look at it and you go,
in what world did this happen? Eight pussy cats hanging
(01:42):
off for coyfish. So I was like, well, that one's sold, mate,
that's sold. And then he goes, well, I'm doing a
deal at the moment. Two for thirty five euros, And
I was like, great work on the salesmanship, my friends.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't know how good your English is, but I'll
keep sifting.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Then will I stumble across cat with headphones on djying
Wow pussycat Djane. So two T shirts, two cat inspired
T shirts, both hilarious jokes.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I was like, bloody done it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Now obviously were both yeah, mate, two for thirty five euros.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Unbelievable deal. One for twenty euro two for thirty five unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So then I obviously I'm gloating to the entire team, going, guys,
I've got the most unbelievable gift. Everyone told me this
was the worst gift I could possibly go home with.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You were like, mate, you've still got time go and
get jewelry.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Like you're influenced, right, influenced by I won't ask that question.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So basically, yeah, I got home.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I was still somewhat confident that I had nailed the gift,
and my wife actually said min was like, oh my god,
I love them great. In the last twenty four hours though,
oh yeah, because I gave it to her when I
got home, and I think she was kind of excited
to see me, and I think I could have put
anything in front of her and she would have been like,
I'm just so happy you're home. Yeah, And I've sort
of started feeling that maybe she doesn't of the yeah
(03:02):
you know that the shirts T shirt for thirty five
a deal, so got him on the market, and a deal,
I guess at the end of the day, all I
want to do now in thirteen you're a free trip
at the end of the day, free trip tramps Sam
and again I think a week away she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
One on one again it was we have got something nice,
which is what I suggested.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Multiple times, so effectively, all I'm doing now is wanting
to make myself feel better.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I just feel like all gifts from people that have
been on holiday a crap.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I disagree with that. That's it's other people. That's because
you and I are off.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And away together and we get to the airport and
I find you lurking around the Minuca honey stand at
the airport.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I always come home with that honey Honey. It's a
great line. What are you doing over there?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
And you're.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're often in trouble to get the key rings and
the fridge magnets and whatnot, And I've got myself something.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, you're a very organized man, Will, But I just
want to know. I'm thirteen one o six five and
I really hope there's other people like me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What's the what's the worst travel gift you either got
someone or that you ever received. Absolute worst one that
you received from someone who got back from a from
a holiday or a work trip. I'll never forget my
dad used to go on these work conferences, which you
now look back on what a roar. So you go
on these conferences and the gifts that he would come
home with. He'd always just give each kid something that
(04:26):
the conference showbag.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Like something yeah yeah. So I'd get like a.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Stress ball, saying capital investments, like there you go, mate,
I picked that up and at a toy store for you.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
My brother would get a.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Clicker, mate, don't you don't get all.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The clicks out at once.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm just leaying, well, Captain Purpens graciously just reminded me
that Mimi actually gave you a brief for your trip
to Amsterdam as to what to bring her back.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He happened to be evesdropping on a conversation that I
was having with my beautiful wife. So, because after every
show we did in Amsterdam, that was generally like bedtime
kind of thing with him, so I FaceTime my daughter
and my wife, and then he happened to be listening
when I was like, oh, by the way, like I
know what Remy wants. Like, Remy has been very clear
(05:12):
that she wanted a pink unicorn, so I searched all
thro around them for pink unicorns. But I said, like, ok,
is there any kind of guidance you could give me
as to like, I want to obviously bring you something back.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm thinking about you all the time. A little sugar muffin.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And remind me, pooey, what was the What was the
brief that she gave me?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Um?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It was something cute, maybe a summer dress, yea, or
something with like frills or something.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Or cardigans thinks she threw Now I think I've got
pretty close cardigan. Yeah, it's again what cardigans. I was
going to argue that I don't know, man, I was
going to argue too broad dressed with frills and all cardigan. Yeah,
And I think I've kind of nailed the brief with two.
You think cardigan or dressed with frills is too broad?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, clothes would be broad dress and frills cardigan is
that's very see.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, Well, maybe I've just completely ignored them because I
sounds like you have two very hilarious cat t shirts.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It fits the clothes to.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Mike, Mike, what have you got here for the worst
holiday gift?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
So I my then girlfriend who was now my wife.
Early on in the relationship, I was overseas for about
six weeks, and so I thought I'd buy a really
nice bag. I was in Italy and those street vendors
that have all the knockoff bags were there, and so
I handed over my twenty mile I think it was
twenty year at the time. And as I did that,
(06:44):
the somebody yelled out cops, and so he bundled up
his stuff. So I just grabbed the nearest bag, thought
it was still pretty good. It was a knockoff, took
it home and she loved it. Fast forward two years
when we got married. I knew her out of her
place and here it was in the bottom of the
wardrobe with other gifts that I had given her as well.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Good Mike, I mean technically the bag was the best
gift to hide the other awful gifts that you had
given her. So one of them is a good gift givers.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Sorry, and men just bad gift givers. Well, you're claiming
that what did you a great gift?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's the most recent gift you got your your beautiful partner, Sam,
And don't just come up with the best one. I'm
saying most recent one. And the more you think about it,
the more I'm thinking you've been do you think.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Of the most recent gift that I got it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's a good way of being a good gift giver.
Just don't give gifts. That's what's going on over here.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What's going on.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I think I brought I think I bought her a
necklace in New York recently.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, yeah, okay, And that went Dan, well, yep, okay,
I's got a Nina here, And she said, it's just
such a straight bat though, isn't it a necklace?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Necklace?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's tucking flowers, you know, it's it's just a safe bet,
you know, when you go for it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, because the nice thing to get. Go for a
comical cat T shirt?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
High risk, high reward, Nina, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Low reward. No, I would say, see, this is the
low reward.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Whereas if you've got like a piece of jewelry that's
low risk, high reward, like you cannot really losing.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I don't have to live my life on low risk.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And it would you be happy with two like hilarious
cat T shirts?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I would love cat T shirts. My daughter loves cats
as well, so she would love it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, I should.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Not a child she is sometimes, Nina, remember that you've
got a story that you got a story about your friend.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We're talking awful gifts from trips. Where do we go?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
My friend booked this holiday of a lifetime. She went
HI with her boyfriend and everything, and she said that
she got us all these gifts. Who were so excited.
And when she came back, there were exactly five of
us in the group, and she came back with these
little bags. And inside the little bags were the free
shampoo and conditioners and the tioth brushes from the hotel
that she would just clear every day and they would replace.
(09:19):
And that was our gift.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That is smart, pretty that I'm inspired by that. That's
actually genius. How don't you live that pace? Your mum
used to bring you home.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
The slippers from the hotel.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Like good news, We've got mugs, guys, for everyone that's
following that odyssey.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Four mugs have just been dropped off. So that's the
lesson here.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Complain more on the radio about your personal problems and
you get things I know all the time in breakfast
and hey Woodrow Right now, there's a survey of the
funniest countries in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh great, that have just been revealed. Great, are you
happy with the results? I'm surprised, oh, surprised, like the.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Funniest country in the world for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You asked me this earlier and apparently my answer was boring.
So I'm gonna mix it up for you, I think.
So here's the thing, and I'll explain it more. I
think Russia is the funniest country because I think their
humor would work because you wouldn't expect it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, do you like I imagine you walk through a
Russian street. Yep. If there's any like lightness.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You're just so shocked because you just think it'd be
so serious.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If some to gag, you'd be like, that's very funny,
like if someone went Russia in Russia in the top two,
in the top twenty.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So they interviewed six thousand people across thirty countries to
ask them. But the way the questionnaire worked was it
was it was basically it was they were firstly whether
or not they told a joke, but also how they
expressed their humor as.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well, whether they laugh whether they laughed at themselves. Most
noticeably was the way that it was aggregated.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
So with the score of seventy two point three three
out of a possible one hundred and twelve on the
questionnaire the world's funniest country Chechia.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Chechyer for me, the Czech Republic. Oh yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I used to follow a tennis player from the Czech
Republic called Thomas Budic.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Not funny.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Well, it was a funny guy that you followed him,
or know how sad your teenage years.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Were, because I used to body and we were obviously
being very funny.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
He never found it funny. Really, he never found the
body each thing funny.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Think he took us seriously and we're like, mate, we're
not actually fans for just doing this to take the
PiZZ but he never got that really. So that's one
example of someone from the Czech Republic who maybe he's
just an outlier.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Second place, yeah, Portugal, Portugal. Yeah, the Portuguese very funny. Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I think they're right off.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, well they get it together with The Third place
was Ireland.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
The Irish are very funny people, so every time an
Irish person call the show there, it's very funny.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Australia came in at seventh. Oh that's harsh, right behind
the Greeks. Pips there.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I think the Greek can be funny doorbus dance classic.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, that's an awesome that's all. Just quickly to raise this. No,
that's what they hang. You were just saying the first
thing in the couch.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, I'm just saying's August is obviously hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All right, Well, I was going to keep going through
the list with you, but I've been told that the
kids a bit dicey, So I was getting dicey. It
feels a bit dicey. You're just saying making it di
You're making you're making it dicey by going for the
cultural stereotype for that place and laughing at it.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I can say that now.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So I'm going to do We're not on the phone
line right over to you, guys. See, if you want to.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Walk the line with us, little bit of walking the line.
It does feel a little bit on the line, But
that's what's all about. Mate, What are we doing? So
thirteen six five? You tell us a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I've got the list of the twenty the twentiest funniest
countries here according to this survey. You cause up, you've
got to be foreign, by the way, you can't be
an AUSSI okay, okay, So if you are foreign, you've
got to course up thirteen one and sixty five, tell
us a joke and we have to guess where you're
from based.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
On that joke. Nothing else, Just how funny the joke is.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah right, okay, okay, okay, So just call up and
you've got to be from overseas. So what you're saying,
you've got to be you're from, you're born overseas?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
What just to say you've got at your foreign Okay,
you're foreign. Okay, let's go into the reads. Mate. I
told you it's dicey, not getting dicey.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I just want to make sure we get the rules
from You're not from here, you're coming on. You're telling
a joke, and then based on that joke, we should
be able to tell you where you're from. Yes, because
like if it's hilarious, we're going to you're Portuguese, well probably,
or yeah, or your check yeah yeah right, okay, yea
yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean you could be Belgian. They came in at
the fourth Belgian. What do you know about the Belgians?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, I actually I dated a Belgian for for a while.
She was pretty funny. She was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You didn't you did never say that. No, she was
really funny, was she. Yeah? Yeah, she had a very
dry sense of humor. But wouldn't let you break up
with her. I wouldn't say that hilarious. I would.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, let's let's go to the calls.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I just didn't expect how many lambines in that spot
count face to say, go for it. All of a sudden,
you're ripping into Greek customs. Okay, thir you're not from here.
Gifts cool, We've got Johann here.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, so, Johann, you're not from here, and you've got
a joke for us. And again, based on the humor
of this joke, we should be able to figure out
where you are from. Hello, Johann, Hey, good eye boys,
just first caller.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I love your show, I love your boys.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
There's a lot of Chuck Norris jokes. If Chuck Morris
is doing push ups, he's not pushing himself up, He's
pushing the earth.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Down, don't I'm I don't mind that very good. It's
an old one classic. It is a classic. But where
are you from? Your hang on? Hang on? Well we
hold the hango, Hank will hold the horses.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yoh, isn't the whole bit that we should be able
to tell Johann where he's from?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yes, because of the joke. Okay, so don't tell us
where you're from? Yo, you think the joke was I
thought it wasn't bad.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What did you think?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I thought it was right in the middle. So who's
the class they gave the top twenty?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
It's a classic. Did they give the top twenty?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
You thought it was right? What was middle? Hungry? Johan?
We think you're hungarian? Boys? Are you from where you're from? Johan?
Speaker 7 (15:38):
I'm from South Africa?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Where south Africa on the list? Where is you didn't
make the top? Hard bit of tim? No, I spend
a time? Very funny, really yeah, really funny?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
How would you say that people from South Africa are funny?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Do you remember the call we got about the gold
price for you?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
The call we got the back the guy get the
migraines every time that he would that's the funniest call
we've ever received from this I can I believe that
on the top Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
No, they didn't make the talk.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh no nineteenth? Oh sorry, so swill there you go?
Come on man and it's called thirteen one and six five,
and he tell us a joke.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
We tell you where you're from based on how funny
the joke is. I've got the twenties funniest countries in
the world in front of me.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Go for it.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Awesome, Okay, So this joke I actually used it on
Hinge okay, because I was very concerned about my humor.
So I the joke is, why did the fourign girl
get kicked out of the Aussie barbecue?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Didn't the barbie sausages? He is surely not bringing a plate?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Or when she said when the dress code was was thongs,
she rocked up in a thong and what's the past.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
So the answer is because when they say bring a thong,
she showed up in.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A Sorry and I'm sorry, I really, I know I've
ruined your joke there. But obviously, given given, I mean,
ilways think it's pretty good. Given that I suggested that,
I'm going to say she's in the top five top
So for.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Me, it's fourth. Who's fourth Belgium? Are you daily Belgium? Before? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And I said she was quite funny, pretty funny, Yeah,
really funny.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Anna. We think you're from Belgium.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Well, unfortunately, no, I'm from Brazil.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh Brazil on the list? Woulds I have been to
Brazil on the list? I don't think as much substance
of this game is there probably no to Oka getting
some good jokes, getting great jokes, good gear. Oka, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
When I was here Brazil, I I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Like they found me funny. Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
We spent nine hours in a buffet on Christmas Day
in Brazil.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Were you masquraded as powder finger?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And they didn't find that funny. Oka's cool thirty and
one of six five high Oka Oka.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, oga ogre Sorry, Olga old.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Old like Olga Clinko, the actress.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
I didn't even know you were talking to me.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Sorry, Olga, thank you. Olga was called Oka gee with
these producers.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh my god, I know listen obviously older now that
we're talking to you, all right, what's your joke?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Okay, what's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
What what's a and a hormone?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Difference between a ornaman and hormone?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
And okay, so there's there's a naughty joke which is
going to my mind. I don't know what is it.
You can make a ornament, but you can't brilliant. Good
on you, Olga? Where are you from? Olga number one?
Where are you from? You were king from the day?
(19:12):
What's excuse me?
Speaker 8 (19:20):
It will and you having to drive Olga your damn
prize back to you.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Ron Lewis is in the studio.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
She's back after a popular demand.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Are you comfortable with Ron being back in the studio?
About it? Last time?
Speaker 9 (19:44):
There were some attacks, Yeah, and you just seemed to
cocky and I thought, you know what, I'm going to
tear this young man down, and I did.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I saw blood.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I left.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I thought I'm never going to be asked to come back.
And look at me here be high and mighty, and
you're still wounded.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I can tell I'm hurt.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah. I loved it in Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Loved it very really happens in the studio and my god,
did she destroyed?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Did a comedy show?
Speaker 8 (20:09):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I won't say it.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Between attention between you, Bronze coming here really nice to you.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Well, I just heard you hate women, so all the
crime women out there saying it, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
I do remember you wearing a child's T shirt and
today you're wearing jumps.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Isn't it like separate days? Dressed like a little kid.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
You look sensitive a little boy before he brought him along,
and he's really lovely.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
We just bonded.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
It's nice. Yeah, he showed you a few of his flips.
You showed him none.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Of yours him selfish even I agree, he was just
performing for you to give.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Him a little bit of kids just go for it,
and you're like, that's great. You know what real hard
to kind of get.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Around heartbreakings when you watch a kid do something and
no one, no one's cared, Like when they do a flip.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Like a or a high kids.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Did you see that?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
Yeah, and you say that dad, mum, mum, mum, and
then and then you look. It would seem more heartbreaking
is when you look and it's just bad. Want to
be honest with Yeah, he's my third so I've got
no niceness left. So when he does it, when he
does a kick, well you'll notice I didn't even look
at him.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I was busy what he was going to get for
his birthday.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Listen. But it's all good. You're not buying that. I'm
not gonna buy him a ladder, not gonna buy him.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, what was that about? Do you know what I
had that explained to me?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So he wants multiple cars for his birthday and he
wants a massive pool.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
And a slide with a ladder so he can get.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Okay, that makes me.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Very well. Ye had a great chat.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Also, he's used to speaking to babies.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
So, hey, I was actually reading about you the other day.
Was I was at ari that that was asking you
why you and his dad never got married?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:14):
No, no, no, sorry, it was would have been my first,
my first she's a girl, and they just wanted I've
got my first two, both girls, and they for a
long time just really wanted a wedding because every single
Disney movie is like the bride looks incredible. And they
were like, where's your photo of that month? And I said,
how do you?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I said, I don't have one.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I don't have We just didn't do it, and then
they assumed it's because their dad never asked me.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I'm like, oh, mate, he's begged. I just basically begged,
and I've said no, I don't think you're the one. Mate.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Anyway, He's still around. You just never know, you just nefinitely.
You shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. My
mom said that she went through two husbands looking for
a third.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Good honor. I say that all the time. Good on
your mom. I'm looking from a.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
New dad too, that we can hunt together. We can
hunt together. Here we go the Litwest Girls at it
again about it's really strange.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
You will know that she's my mum because all she'll
be saying is, this is my daughter, this is my daughter.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Have you ever watched Netflix? Can I say I've never
been on Netflix.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
I will never once been on Netflix. And she will
go to the bank and she will say, hello, Yes,
my name is Helen, and this is my back, and
have you watched my daughter on Netflix? And they're like,
what are you okay? And they're like googling me. They're like,
I don't know if she be not.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
No, I've never been on bloody Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Manifesting certain ages, there's one proper noun they can use
for a collective of things.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
My mom says, calls for every supermarket. Okay, it's different.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Everything, Yes, every Singleflix on TV is She's on Netflix
at the Netflix right, that's true.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Right, they just go like top shelf, this applies to
all of them.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
I guess that would be also like deadbeat Man applies
to all of them. And that's why we've gone through
so many you know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, I would love.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
To go.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Every day for alrighty to help us give weather trip
to l A is bron Lewis, who was in the studio.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Hello, it's actually it's a lovely feeling that will and
get every day we get to call.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Someone and tell them they're going to l A and
we've done nothing. Yeah, yeah, but you guys never do yeah,
play the role. We don't do anything they.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, So we just thought we'd share that a little bit.
So we want you to be the person to tell
them they're going to l A. Slight tweak on it though, yeah,
because you're an improv queen.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You're just saying that before the song there say that.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
We thought we're not going to say who you're going
to be next, but because of their trips to l A,
we're going to tell this person that we've got a
very famous LA celebrity.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Oh do you know what accents are? Right up my alley?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, all of them, all, all all of nothing off limits,
nothing careful, nothing.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Not on the stage. Here we're getting from Wales. Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
We've got a specific celebrity. You're only going to find
out who that celebrity is.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
When we throw to you. Okay, yeah, time, no prep time.
So we'll talk to them first.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Do they and do they actually think?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
They probably will think that you are that person.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Good and they but at the end of it they
will know it will be great.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Okay, So you'll also tell them.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Okay, you're going to l a.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
You get to say that, I get to say that.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
For great.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hey is that Danielle speaking?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It is.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Hey. How are you going?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I'm great? I'm great.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What are you up to at work?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Just at work on a break?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I'm sort of I'm a therapist, so I'm just writing notes. Yeah,
it's just the radio.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
It could be the radio. It could be the radio.
Do you know who you're talking to specifically? Right now?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
The Gordy.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
There you go was a hit of the year ago.
There I thought I had a more familiar voice. Now
I believe you've registered for a competition recently, I have, Yes,
what competition is that?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
La Trip a day.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, so you're really wanting to go to La.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
That's really really bad.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
I would do what you think you do anything.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well, I'm not the one to be telling you this
because you're you're very lucky. Today we actually have a
little bit of time with a big l a celebrity
who is currently on hold.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Would you like to talk to them? I'm here, and
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I don't know if you were a fan of the
Nanny when you're growing growing up. But we've got friend dresser.
Oh my god, look I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you now.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Uh. And and friend's got something to tell you, my.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Friend.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Oh my gosh, I used to love your show.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Oh you stop it. Okay, I've got some great news
for you. Oh you baby are.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Going so well.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Way I'm serious. Tell her about l a friend.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Oh you're gonna love it over here, you oh we are.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Our accidents change all the time.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
And you've got trees, you've got sunshine, you've got celebrities,
you got whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Gool my whole year and it's not even.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's so nice.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Daniello will let the trick your friend.
Speaker 10 (28:32):
Been great.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Friend can't stick around unfortunately. Yeah, it sounds a lot
like she was from sort of Jersey, didn't.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
All over the place, all over the place. Maybe she's
moved over to the West Coast potentially, haven't heard from
her for a while.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Well, women can do anything.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Still here, you're taking Daniell and you're taking l.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
A my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, really that sounds great, Danielle. Have a great time.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh my god, thank you. Man. Worries, No worries at all.
From theme parks to sports as many ways to play
in l A and beyond in California. Bron Lewis, thanks
for coming in.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I think you're ready for your improv gig tonight. Brian.
That was good.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So Sidney Sweening absolutely copying it online. I'm only really
getting across this today. I missed it online. But if
you're not across.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
It effectively, just watched the ad in the studio before
I did. That's the first time I've watched the ad.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
She's done this ad for American Eagle Jeans.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, and within the.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Ad, the whole ad is kind of predicated on this
pun between jeans that you wear and jeans that you
get from genetics. Genetics right, and they're kind of playing
on that. Sydney s when he says this line.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Jeans are passed done from parents to offspring, often determining
treats like her color, personality, and even eye color.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
And then she's also wearing jeans. We get a bit
brilliant from American eagle jeans. I don't know how many
people came up with that idea, but like, guys, let's
do a pun and get.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
In jeans for Jean's Day. That was also the bit
it's been done. It's being done. Handing your dollar coin,
we've done. It's a great day, we've done it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Anyway, people are just giving her to Sydney Spening effectively
calling her racist because Nati's been through because by her
saying that, people are taking as oh what so you
think white blonde hair, blue eyes is attractive? So that's
a very that's an awful way of looking at the world,
et cetera. Anyway, that's all heating up, and then Donald
(30:51):
Trump is across this as well. He finds out that
she's Republican, which is obviously his party.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Or someone found out she registered as a Republican.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, and he's across this and then all of a sudden,
Donald Trump's like, all right, well, I'm all for Sydney Sweeney,
and he makes this statement.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her
head is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So he's getting ready. He even did a tweet. We've
added his voice to the twigts. It's just so much
funnier hearing him say.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
But this is the tweet he did about it as well.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest ad out there.
It's for American Eagle and the jeans are flying off
the shelves. Go get them, Sydney. On the other side
of the Ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke
advertisement that is a disaster. The CEO just resigned, the
(31:45):
company is in turmoil.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
President of the United States there, Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
So that's a perfect example of, you know, the situations
will when he's obviously doing that to defend and get
around Sidney Sweeney and try and help her.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
But I imagine for Sydney's she's like.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
You've just made this so much worse for me by
you now publicly defending me. I'm now going to bring
on more hate and It reminded me will of a
time many many years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It was at least nine or eight years ago. We
were doing a breakfast radio show.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
In Perth and you were, or you and I were
pulled into a room rather sternly to get some pretty
some pretty robust feedback. And the feedback was around the
fact that we were partying too hard on the weekends.
I do remember that, and the main, the main contention
they were making was that our shows from Monday to
(32:37):
Wednesday were absolutely horrific because clearly we were still recovering
from these massive weekends we were having. And I recall
that the Big Boss was going really hard at you
because yeah, big boy, Big Tree fall hard. You just
didn't handle the hangovers very well, so you really did
sound awful for the first couple of days of the week. Anyway,
(32:57):
this was on a Monday morning when we were receiving feedback,
and I will never forget that, because you were copying
it so much.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I went to go and defend you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Right and in my efforts to defend you, I actually
started crying because I was getting emotional about the fact
that you were getting attacked so much. And I'll never
forget you looking at me being like mate, you're making
it worse.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Please stop defending me. I feel like I've been Trump
in this scenario.
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