September 25, 2025 • 38 mins
- Saying goodbye to a team member
- Dog Vs Kid Name
- Shower Moves
- Woody Wails - Snoop Dogg Edition
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We have a very important person who's leaving the showfield.
They're leaving in droves at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Woulds nothing to say about the culture here.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I think it's just a coincidence that they're dropping Mike five.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm very strong personnel retaining relationship, but it's really really
started to dilute recently as the sign of the times maybe,
but look, the show is still doing well, guys, Oh absolutely,
And we.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Love our people and they love us. Anyway, if you
want a job, get in touches.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But one of the people who's been with us for
the longest and who for a lot of you guys
you wouldn't realize is really your first point of contact
with Will and Woody is Kate or kve, a digital
producer who's having been with us for kV.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I've been with you guys for four years.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Four years, over four years. Yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So for everyone that comes up to us and says
I don't like you know, I don't don't listen to
the radio anymore, but just I love your videos, Kate's
the one to thank for that.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So thank you from us.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
So we we want to take you a bit for
a bit of a trip down memory lane because it's
so much stuff that you've been responsible for on.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
The show music James.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And the reason we had that radio is because we
did say goodbye top like a week ago. But no,
you have done an exceptional job and as you said,
will like so many people may not listen to the
radio show, but they said a lot of the video
and you've you've like grown our social media following, yeah
too extraordinary enormously, which is anmal that's all you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, well, I don't think it is all me. And
I said this before to you guys, is that you
create the content for me to make something of. So
it's definitely a combined effort for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sure when you started, we didn't have a TikTok And
now how many follows we got on TikTok over.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Three hundred thousand and three and a half thousand, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Crazy, one hundred thousand, three hundred and a half but
that's wild, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
We've done none of that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
We're not even on the tiktoks. But now Kate does
it all. So we're so grateful, mate, So thank you
so Much're so welcome. So look we've got some stuff
to play you, which think is going to be a
bit of fun for riend of playing at home.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
So we've gone through the archives.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So the first one here is actually relates to you
directly because you're a massive Harry Styles fan when you
called your partner Matt and asked whether whether you could
actually hook up with Harry Styles when he came into
the studio.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
So we got the opportunity to interview Harry Styles.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah the studio.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, we have like a five minute chat with him.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh cool, It's a dream come true.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So the reason I'm calling you know how we've been
joking about the whole you know, hook up with Harry Styles.
What what if like something happens.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Yeah, I just want to like.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Confirm, get your approval, approve like this is a once
in a lifetime opportunity, Matt, Like I can't. I got
to be ready, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Okay, so like kissing or.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Only if I we jumped in at the right time.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
God, yeah, I'm still with just so we love Matt.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
We love Matt. We love Matt.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Mat I So another moment which I know when completely
viral on TikTok Again, I'm not on the tiktoks, but
you're a huge This is all just really cute man
that you're obsessed with.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
When we had Austin Butler on the show.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Can You Run, you guys were crowding around because he
was on zoom and you guys were crowding around his
screen effectively.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah. So there's one screen in the back of the
room where the producers sit, and that's the only screen
you can see the guests on. So there's like seven
girls just standing around it and we're just gushing, like
I couldn't believe Austin Butler's here.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, girls in the office, like like the sales teams,
like everyone r.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And then we prompted him to.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Just stay hi to everyone and just the way you
did it, all right, have a listen Hello? Oh yeahs
passed out, passed out?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh my god, can you not?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
That is that is? Walk me in again. It's just
that voice on him. Hello. That was massive for us
online as well.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yes, yeah, reposted that many times.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah. And then when he came on again, me and
Anal we made a fan edit of him just being
hot when you like just from the footage you guys got,
and that went better than your interview videos.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Didn't need to tell us that didn't need to tell
us that.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, let's just let's just continue in this same vein.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We haven't got the audio of this, but I know
a big moment view was when Joe Jonas slid into
our to ask if you good play?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You've got that, You've got an image of the d
the direct message that you sent you framed on your desk.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I do. I can't ever forget. It's just incredible. It
was just like like a soda bottle, like a straw.
I don't know what emoji is called.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
But yeah, that was it. That was all I said.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That was his DMI because he wanted to play can Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That was a whole journey. And then that's what you
had to exchange DMS with Joe Jonas. Yeah, I remember
you were just screenshotting and putting in the two WhatsApp group.
I remember that that was massive some of the stuff
that people might have seen online. Because you love pulling
pranks on us in and around the office. I think
one of the biggest pranks that kind of went absolutely
nuts was when you put what his favorite thing in
(05:45):
the world, which was a jar of peanut butter on
a string.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, classic gags, elaborate, seriously elaborate, and he fell for it. Yeah,
unbelievably to everyone's time because it was like tied with
a florescent pink string. But you didn't see it for
ages either, Like you were looking around being like, what's
going on? Because we're all there giggling.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Something was going on. I'm just planning my next globe.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
You guys got a good faces.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Full, embarrassing lunge for the peanut and just eight women
pointing and.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Laughing at me. We can see that online.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But I think one of the biggest moments for us,
which you obviously curated, put online and continues to be
a viral sensation all over the globe, really was the
time that we got ricked.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh yeah, Rick, like what a man's fair? He called
like three times. And the amount of people that rushed
in because of that and like all of our socials
was crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I remember there was like, wasn't there like one hundred
thousand followers in like a week or something.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It was nuts?
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Is mad?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I think still to this day there are biggest videos ever,
you still have comments about Rick.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
If you're out there, Rick, come on again figurated Rick.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Look if you missed the bed here it is.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
This is Rick pranking us twice.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
I just made up the story because I want to
get through and say.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Every time you sneak on air, we'll give you some
epic prize. I'll be on every day, mark my worst
every day.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Hey Jared, Jared, what's your opinion on this?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Boys, I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I think they should get said.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But do you know what I find more disgustias.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh and all those means have come to life because
of you, Kate, So thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We love working with you, we love you as a person.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
It's a colleague. We'll miss you. We're going to really
miss you so much.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Maybe, guys, thanks.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
For coming back on here. And I know you hate
this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Ready to go get it?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right? We love you. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
All right, listen, and I mean the socials will also
be there so you still follow us going.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I'm going to delete them.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Actually, Rihanna has had a third baby.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Wilma friends to get us.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's a banger. That is a banger.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So I had a third baby with asap Rocky of course,
who is he's a gorgeous man. As we keep saying,
he's so gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're not sure whether he would be the spread that
you smear him on on a bangle or the bagel itself.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I thought about it a lot. I think he's the bagel.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh, I think he's this bread and there you're going.
That's why he's so good, because he could be either.
Really anyway, back on their baby. So they've had a
third baby. They actually had this child on September thirteen,
so they've just left a little bit to make the announcement.
Just enjoy the baby bubble for a while.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That love bubble. I love that time after you have
a baby, that little love bubble. It's just awesome. So
they are in that.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But they've announced it today and they've given the name
and the sex of course. So it's a little girl,
the third baby, and she is called Rocky cool so interestingly,
so I assume named after asap Rocky No. So he's gone, right, well,
I love my name. Yeah, I want to give it
(09:45):
to one of my children. So he decided to give
it to his third girl. So it's Rocky with an eye.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Glad they didn't call her Asa.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Obviously that was a discussion between him and Rihanna was like,
are we going with Asabra, We're going with Rocky?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Which way do you want to go for my.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I think Rocky for a girl is actually pretty cool
and sick the thing that's very cool people though, I
just want to put that out there.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
There's certain names that are out of the reach of
the common man.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I think they could be the coolest couple in the world.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So I call their second child, right.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Not many people can get away with that, but it
works for them. There's there's some other chatter around the
fact that the name Rocky like it it's more commonly
used to name a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, Like Rocky is a common dog now.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And so this is where it relates to the name
that I want to call my unborn child. So mem
and I are currently in the process of going back
and forth around what we want to name our future child. Right, Okay,
I'm not going to say what that name is, but
we've we've landed on a name that we love which
cuts both ways, whether it's boy or girl.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh, hang on, So it's the same name whether it's
a boy or a girl. Wow, that's both Because I
feel as if the feeling tone of a name if
it's a name for a girl versus if it's a boy,
can be really different. So you must really love the
name both ways.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And as I've discussed with you before, I selfishly love
building a relationship when the baby's in the womb, and
it's helped by calling them something so it gets easy
to talk to them by their Now, I'm going to
be very careful not to reveal the name. But here's
the thing, so rocky traditionally dog name right, Yeah, I
have heard on three separate occasions over the last month
(11:24):
a dog with the same name as what I want
to call my child. Oh, and I never I didn't
realize until it, so it's dawned on me though that oh,
it's a pretty common dog name.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So so I'm not sure how to feel about that obviously,
like it's like, oh, we about to name our child something,
which is like more traditionally a name for a dog.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
But well, mim might give birth to a dog, who knows.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't think so. I think I'm willing to put
that one in the well.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
It doesn't matter anymoreselves.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
A puppy anyway, What I like to do now in
thirteen one oh six five is just challenge that idea
of are there some names that should just be for
dogs or is it just very clear as to like,
what is a dog name compared to a human name?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
So the way to test that, thirteen one oh sixty
five is the number.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Just give us a call if you have a dog
or a child, or you can have both, just both
a dog and a child. Yeah, okay, you'll come on
up next and reveal either the name of your dog
or your child.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Will we be able to tell if it's dog or
human based on the name?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh wow, this is nearly impossible, because it's very on
trend these days to give your dog a human name.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, true, In fact, they're my favorite dog names. Yeah.
Referencing his name, I don't know. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
You don't know?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
If you've named your daughter Rocky and your name is Rocky,
I think I think they thought about that.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
No, no, no, I just don't know about it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Obviously his stage name as well, So there's just an
element of hubris to that that I don't necessarily love,
I'm sure, because obviously people that have got stage now
names bono. Imagine if he called his kid Bono. It's like,
that's not your real name.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The other side of it is kid rock.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
If he called his kid rock you know or kid Yeah,
it actually works because he's a child.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
But anyway, I'm not going should do that, do you
know what I mean? I'm not huge on that.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Let's got a Brook here, Brook at anyone who six
five Brooke, just just just give us the name of
either dog or child.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
Maverick.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, hang on the hang on now, hang on, now,
hang on, that's a dog now, Maverick obviously famous Top Gun.
I think there would have been a school of thought
then after the character that was Maverick in Top Gun,
that you'd like a child called Maverick.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
You know what I mean? Like, I think a dog?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Is it yours? Okay? Are you sure? It could be authensive?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Brooke?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We think that's your dog? Nice will nice, outstanding? Thank you, Brooke.
I should mention the other The other reason we're doing
this is because I am going to be having my
second child very very shortly. We're in the drop zone.
We have a name currently. I've heard a dog called
(14:09):
that name on three separate occasions in the last month.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Has that given you any level of like trepidation around
the name, like, have you got to have you got
a tally as to how many dogs get called that
name before you pull it?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Because well, theree is a lot. If you're asking me
I like it, my wife.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, or you like the dogs are called the same
as that's cool.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I don't mind that my wife has been a little
bit more like, oh this is bad.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Another question as we go through these calls, if if
these are easy to spot dog name versus human names,
is that more of a point in the black column? Yes,
it is, because then it's like, well, clearly your dogs,
clearly dogs.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah right, I'm hoping that this is hard to do.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
You're not going to call your kids shaggy do or something?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What do you.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Wags? That's good, Sophie.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Here, Sophie, you're giving us the name of either your
dog or your child.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Go for it.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Meg.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay, now it cuts both ways. Love, I love Meg
for a dog, open megs a dog's name.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I feel you dated a Meg. Yes, that's the
only other Meg I know as a person.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Of mine. Sorry, I don't know why that you know
it's just live radio.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
She was lovely and but she was a human. I
want to make it clear that she was a human. Sophie,
we do think dog, though I didn't. It's one of
those ones that cuts both ways for sure. But Sophie,
it's a dog.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It is a dog.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Here we go two from two, two from two.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And I don't think it's good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
This is easy to pick, no, but I'm weirdly getting
competitive about it, and I want to get them right.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But then also I'm like, oh no, this is bad. Shakira.
You you want to give us the name of either
dog or child?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Hit us very clear.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I've also dated Oakley, my my me, he didn't, Shakira,
my my.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean I'm initially thinking dog with.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh wow, bang, okay, your boy or your girl called Oakley.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Shakira little boy, And can I.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Just say, what a great name for a boy. I
was going to say human.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So that's that's that's that's a woody thing. You'll take
it up with him later. Let's go to loose.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, we'll put that way. Well, yeah, that's making me
change my thoughts on what I will. That's moving a lucy, Lucy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Why did I want to be the wonderful in the whole.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
That was right in the line.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oakley is a great dog name, but it's also a
really cool name for a little boy.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, and this is this is the era that I
want to dance him because my future child.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Again, dogs are being caught it, but I think it
could be cool, Lucy, Lucy, name of either dog or
child go Ella.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Oh god, that is why.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I've been watching a bit of Twilight recently, and I
love the name Bella.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
But I remember watching that show she is probably a dog.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
A wolf?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Does she become a wolf? I'm not across the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, but what's his? What's ito? Jacob's son imprints on her?
Doesn't it doesn't he?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah? And then they end up having a little wolf baby.
I think, is that wrong? If I got that wrong,
I've got that wrong, kV.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Nobody Jacob imprints on her.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
On her baby, so she's not a wolf? To be fair,
I never get halfway. Movie two of Twilight is one
of the worst things you have seen.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Lucy. Don't throw to Lucy. It's you and me. Guess.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I think Bella is a dog.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, there we go, Bella the dog. Yeah, is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But I think Bella cuts both ways.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I think if there's anything to take from this that
I want to call my future child, even know, lots
of dogs are called.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That great great, and Bella cut both ways in Twilight
as well.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
What does that make I she had a bit of
vampire bit a wolf on the side.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah great, stick to your name, Yeah that's great.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
It will be very hard for me not to think
of a dog when I get introduced to your child.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
But I'm not going to say that, well you, because
now you're going to think that because I've just had
this conversation.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Obviously everyone will.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Let's not tell my wife that we had this chat.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Well, du to Joe's in the studio, what's up.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
Well, I saw a story the other morning that related
to men, particularly married men, but apparently it's very common.
Got a couple of other men in the team who
are married who also do this thing. So I'm going
to play a couple of sound effects, and you tell me,
naturally for both of you, what you would do next
after after you hear each of these three sound effects.
So first one, that's you're going through your shower door,
(19:20):
You're going through the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Okay, so it's a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You've gone through your bathroom.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
What's the issue with the lock there?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It should be a lock on your bathroom. We have
an open door policy in our household.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Well, you don't live in a share house. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Next sound effect.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Both your close are off.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Taking your clothes off, right, Okay, we're there. Great, So
you're about to have a shower.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
My god, you can swift just wearing a dressing gown.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Maybe dressing gown, maybe just sundy's off.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Great.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Third sound effects, shower that was on. Okay, what's your
next move?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Can I say?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Firstly, and this is just an interesting question that I'm
keen to ask you, Well, I'm shower on, and then
I get nude.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I don't, I don't get nude, and then turn the
taps on. You do that, I get nude early, so
your nude then taps on. I get nude before I
go in the bathroom. The wet zone. The wet zone.
It's a wet zone the bathroom. So you leave your
clothes outside the barroom, put them in the wash, and
then you just walk through the house.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Then it's just free. Then you get to go.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, that's that's efficient. That's good.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That's good for the more about efficiency.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, don't take any towels out of the bathroom either,
kills me.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Just leave your towel in the bathroom, get drying them
on the hot.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Towel, right, Not if the toilet is like conjoined with
the shower, because then people are using it to dry
their hands.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's a problem.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
True that you're in a house.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I think you've got a different you've got a different
kettle the fish we're talking about in a normal house,
and we can normally you keep your towels in your
bathroom and you get nude outside the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
We can walk around in a share house.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
In the front door these days right cold at.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
The moment, very cold. I'll be okay with that in
summer anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Sorry, back to the question and hand here, So sorry,
we're we've opened the door, we've gotten we've turned on
the shower.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You're asking us what do we do?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Then?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What's your next move up?
Speaker 10 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, I know what mine is on take a hairpinger,
shower on.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're taking some medication.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yep, and then I do away and or okay and
or follow.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Up wild okay, hang on, hang on, would I.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well, it's just it's really dependent on how I'm feeling
it the day, and I'm doing just a little like
you got it today?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You do that?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Why I'm before you're waiting for the water to walk
exactly so that there is time to kill.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
What are you going to do with that time? I
load up my toothbrush because I washed my teeth in
the shower.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You're very efficient.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It takes me all of three minutes joined to the
bathroom and then leave the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
So I walk in for three minutes less.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I walk in, I turn the shower on, I have
a hairpinger, I prep the toothbrush. I then either do
a piss and or a poo. Yeah, and I jump
in the shoer and I brush my teeth in the shower,
and then I wash myself and all.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yet, Okay, here's a question for you. If you have pooded,
you know you're jumping straight into a shower. You're just
cutting the white there, mister efficient, this is quite amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
You don't try as hard.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Maybe it's one just if you clean.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
If you clean it, you're happy, obviously, you're happy every
time if you clean it. But then you know, if
there's a bit of residue. You're like, well, okay, you
know it's hassle free.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
So after the shower has been turned on, there's one
universal thing that men do, apparently, which is take it
dumpun which is insane.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So you don't you would never do that, do that
because there is there is an argument though, to say
that when the steam is in the bathroom it feels
like it's cleansing the air.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
That's this is not true.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I don't think it like takes the smell.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I think it like it's like the water molecules attach
themselves to the poop particles and like take them out.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
So you leave the shower on, leave it running, get
it nice and warm whilst you're doing them too.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
The more what's wrong with it?
Speaker 10 (23:03):
I think it's a gross use of hot water.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
First of all, the environment.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Did I dag it to the environment?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Take your moral card and get out of here, go
back to your sharehouse.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
We get it, all right, you live below the bread line,
we understand.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I just don't think it's like a wise use of
shower time, Like don't you just want to be in
the warmth straight away?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Sure? But helen together I'm talking like I'm down on
the tour at thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
It's done for gluten. You're there for way longer than that.
I know that.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Look, if I'm blocked up, I would start feeling uncomfortable
with the shower being on because we get very hot in.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I've turned the show off halfway through with your feet
with your feet wattled, I'm wattled. You're halfway through this,
halfway through and you're like, because Sam, Sam knows this
is what I do.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
So sometimes I'll be halfway through.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's fair enough, and they can tell you not in there.
It's a different there's no human in there.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Fair enough.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah. We spoke to Alex Warrying about this. Yeah it,
Oh you've got the audio.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's almost like when you go to go and have
a shower and then you realize yours need to do
a poop and you're like, I can do two for
one in here, got the time, And if.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
You leave the shower on the hardest setting, it's almost
like a makeshift steam room.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
About ship, I agree, another strong reason to do it.
Just try it, man try.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Snoop Dog's performing at the AFL Grand Final this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
He is out and about in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
If you've seen him, just saw some footage of him
ducking into a b w S. Saw Snoop dog by
name Snoop very well by reputation, but Woods he is
performing this weekend the Dog, and you're going to perform
right now.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
For us, it's what you are. You can talk, you
can talk, you can talk. You can talk, you can talk,
you can talk.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
He can talk.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's Woody wilds A found me. It isn't fair. I've
had enough and it's time.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I feel like it's important to make it clear just
from the get go here because people just think I'm
satching a moron.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I just I just I can't.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
No when they listen to this, trust me, they do,
I can't when I hear songs, I don't hear the words.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I can't focus on two things at once.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
So I just why this is fun? You could give
them the doing rap songs. So let's kick it off. Yeah,
I'll play the first half of the lyrics. You have
to complete it. Okay, you're ready for your first one? No,
but go on, Okay, Big Snoop.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Little scheme board. When the pimps in the crib drop
it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
When the pigs give you attitude, pop them like they're heard,
pop them like they're heart, pop them like they're hot.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, it's not me there because the word there, there's
a word there that you probably can't say.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh yeah, okay, did well, well okay, yeah, drop it
like it was hot.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah, you know, I don't think you did that. There
was no tude.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I want to see some swagger in these songs. You're
worried that you're infringing, and.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm just playing yeah merits and I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
To get the lyrics out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Okay, I'm giving it too much.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Imitate him, I think, just give it a bit of swagger. Anyway.
So it's dropple like a hot, drop like a top
trouble like it's hot. Correct. I think you said when
the pigs.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Try to watch, when the pigs give you out of chance.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
When when the pigs try to get it you, oh yeah.
And then it's park it like it's hot. Park it
like it's hot. I was popping them pockets like, yeah,
you were popping them. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Anyway, let's move on. She is there is some salacious
gear in the Snoop Dogg lyrics. Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
California girl, because we go.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
There, phone your girls but unforgettable Daisy Duke's bikini's on
top of it. Yeah nice, feel far more comfortable doing, Katie.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I can hear that. I can hear that. All right,
Here we go, next song, next to song, Here we go?
What wales? Let's we don't care who?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, kiddie, No, come on, we're just having fun.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
We don't care who sees? What is that song? We
don't care? There we go together? So what we go out?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I never heard that song before?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Shut up, so we go out? That's so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I've never heard that song before. You're kidding, I've never
heard that song.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I thought that would be like an anthem for you
for all sorts of reasons. What's it called. It's called young,
wild and free? That is me?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, sorry, I've never heard that song.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Worries it all?
Speaker 8 (27:59):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I think we only play did it for least two
and a half years. Be good to know you're connected
to the music.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Here we go, this world that you with?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I just watch you to know you're my favorite girl.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, bit flat, bit flat on the final notes,
but not bad.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Who's singing up there Forrell? Is it for real? Wow? Yeah,
that's true. That's my favorite Snoop song.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
That's a bang better than that Young World and free Crap?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
How do you mate? How do you all right? If
Dog was tuned in the kiss right now? Dog?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Sorry? Sorry, sorry for disrespect Dog?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Here we go final song Snoop dogg Wood he whales
before we get the Grady this weekend. I think this
is arguably as good a performance He's gonna have to
follow up after this one?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Woulds the final Snoop song? Yeah, it's a big one.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Like the Star and you lack Mam?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
We soon.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Woulds We get sent many a rogue thing from junior
producer Analyse in the group WhatsApp.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
We do don't actually mentioned some of them.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, one of them involves Tommy Lee, which we definitely
cannot mention. So it's always it's always exciting when you
wake up in the morning and you're sitting on a
message from producer Analyse. He joins us in the studio
right now at ten twenty two pm last night, you
decided to write a message into the work threat.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Yes, I had a shower, thought if you will, and
I thought it was a real thought provoking question that
I think everyone would have an opinion on. Would i'd
be to read it out?
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Well?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, what you in?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You thought we'd all be sitting by our phones at
ten twenty two pm.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
Yes, I did, because I was like it was. It
came to me maybe like half an hour before, and
then I got busy, and so when I finally sent it,
I was like, this is going.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
To go off read the message quick thought, not sure.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
If anyone has an opinion on this? Who proofread the
dictionary to make sure that all the different definitions are correct?
How does the person proof reading the dictionary know the
exact meaning of a word?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
There you go, and I actually don't think it's bad
like I thought. At first.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I was like, this is the most ridiculous message I've
ever read in my life. And then I stopped and
I was like, who is the final check on what
the definition of each word is and how you word
those definitions?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Is there a grand Is there a grand master wordsmith?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Will? Do you have any insights? Right?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, well, I imagine there's a little bit of I imagine
it's a little bit of I mean, I hate to
get illegal on you guys, but no, no, I might
have to.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I might have to.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, for example, in the law, in the law system
we use in Australia and in the UK we use
a system called common law, which means basically, you part
you passed down a judgment. So the judgment was found
by somebody very wise a long time ago, and basically
the judges don't actually need to come up with a
new rule. They just go back through the books and
they go like, well, actually, in this case, they were
deciding on a similar matter, and this is what they decided.
(31:36):
So I imagine when mcquarie or Hypercollins or all the big Plans,
all the big Oxford whatever, which whicheverdictionary you're talking about,
I'm sure when they came to when they come to
the word, they would go back to the last edition
and go, well, this is what they said.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
But who started it? So are you wondering who started it?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
And Alice, Yeah, she's not saying who started it, She's
saying who preferads it?
Speaker 10 (31:57):
Now, Yes, I'm thinking, like what if one's put in
a like a word for drink bottle or drink drink
drinks more of a word. What if there's a definition
in one dictionary that's maybe different to another, or did
they come up with that definition for that to be
the word?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I'm sure?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Okay, so you are you're talking about the You're either
talking about the etymology of the word, which is where
the word actually comes from.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yes, But then which informs how it's defined?
Speaker 10 (32:23):
I think so, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So that's how you start to get like feeling tone
from words, et cetera, based on like what what the
etymology of the word is? Yes, exactly, so that often
comes from the old Latin or the old Greek.
Speaker 10 (32:35):
But then who decided that that word was going to
be a thing that needed to be written down into
a book?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
And who? Yeah? Who designed?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
So English is actually quite a fascinating language like that
because it gets its roots from all sorts of places.
We get our roots from, obviously the Viking invasion that
happens to there's lots of old fashioned Celtic words that
are used well. And there's old French, there's old Greek,
there's old Latin. They all combine to make our language.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Is he losing you as well?
Speaker 7 (33:00):
You lost me?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I mean, it is actually truly fat. I find it
even more fascinating. Obviously because my partner's Dutch, she speaks
another language, so we often find that when she has
a word for something and I have a word for something,
particularly if that's the same word across different languages, she
will disagree with me that that's what the word means.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Do you think I think? Which I think is what
you actually might be getting at analysts?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
I think so. But then I have a question to
that is, do you think that the same person proofreading
our dictionary is also proofreading the Dutch dictionary?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't there's a universal proofreader. Well do you have
more interest in the person who's proofreading each word?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I thought this is I thought we were on earthing
a love of words here.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
But every time I go to explain something about the language,
your eyes glaze over and I lose you. Do you
just want the email for the guy who proofreads the dictionary?
Because I'm sure that's what you're after. Okay, so no
fascination with etymology at all.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
We do have a very special guest right now who
might be able to give some more insights into this
proofreader of Well.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Let's go to a song because I'm not sure who
this special guest is. I mean, if it is the
King of the dictionaries, I'd love to hear from.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Queen Sue Butler.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Ao is a lexicographer at large who joins right now
this is her specialty, Sue about the dot com dot
you Sue, please please.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
I'll take that as a drum roll for the Dictionary
God the scene to enlighten you all. Yes, there is
a distinction between proofreading and writing the Dictionary. Proofreading has
its own hazards. The first edition of the Dictionary ended
up with a lot of birds with white underpants which
(34:45):
had to be corrected to white underparts and hilarious, and
an elk that was closely related to the mouth, and
people always new strange things happened in zoology. But this
is seems slightly buzz but of course it turned out
to be the moose. I see, true reading through breading
(35:09):
is a special problem. We'll put that to one side
and go back to what makes the Dictionary correct. And
we all regard the Dictionary from when we grow up.
It's the thing that you look to. It's always right.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
The Dictionary is always right.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
People go to it to solve arguments over more than me,
all that sort of stuff, But who makes it right?
I wish there was a sort of god of dictionaries,
and I wish that was me, because I would then
have just been able to write the dictionary as I
thought it ought to be done, without having to consult
anyone else at all, and it would all happened a
lot faster. But in fact, the dictionary is just the
(35:48):
collective wisdom of the community about the words they use
and what they mean. So what you have to do
is go and find evidence for the way in which
word is being used, and if it's being used in
a new way, then you find evidence for that. So T,
for example, we all know the cup of tea. How
(36:08):
does that relate to you're so ta or I clocked
her T is? This is getting pretty wild, as it
turns out, the T in that instance is the capital T.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Some of the young kids say that they're spilling the T,
which means that they're talking about gossip. What the point is, Yeah,
So at what point does that that's a metaphor into
the dictionary? Does that ever enter the dictionary? Would you
ever say like tea can be used to spread gossip?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yes, as I said, it's actually the capital letter T
standing for truth. So what's the T is, what's the truth?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
That's where that comes from.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Yeah, and then some clever person rewrote capital letter T
as tea. And then some clever person says, okay, that's
like pory a cup of tea. So you fill.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
A huge pain in the ass for you guys to
keep up with these whipper snappers exchanging rapid dialogue over
the tiktoks and whatnot and bastardizing the use of these words.
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Well, we would prefer to regard it as amusing and
entertaining and exhibiting a wild love of language and wordplace.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I mean, I'm hearing the passion for words. It's just
oozing out of you. I'm so interested. What is your
favorite word?
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Oh well, it happens to me that, you know, the
word that I'm working on at the moment. Chat is
my favorite word at the moment, as in hey chat,
what are we going to do this afternoon? Chat? As
in chat rooms?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Which one is the greatest dictionary? We've mentioned a few
of them that are going around. Of course, quarry Okay,
why do you think that's.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
That's the greatest fictionary? For Australians, and as you've rightly said,
there are different editors who are responsible for each English.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Fascinating Sue, It's been so lovely to meet you. Thank
you so much for all your all your insights Sue
Butler dot com dot you' you want to learn more
about Sue the beautiful work that she does with words.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Thanks sir,
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We have a very important person who's leaving the showfield.
They're leaving in droves at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Woulds nothing to say about the culture here.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I think it's just a coincidence that they're dropping Mike five.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm very strong personnel retaining relationship, but it's really really
started to dilute recently as the sign of the times maybe,
but look, the show is still doing well, guys, Oh absolutely,
And we.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Love our people and they love us. Anyway, if you
want a job, get in touches.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But one of the people who's been with us for
the longest and who for a lot of you guys
you wouldn't realize is really your first point of contact
with Will and Woody is Kate or kve, a digital
producer who's having been with us for kV.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I've been with you guys for four years.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Four years, over four years. Yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So for everyone that comes up to us and says
I don't like you know, I don't don't listen to
the radio anymore, but just I love your videos, Kate's
the one to thank for that.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So thank you from us.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
So we we want to take you a bit for
a bit of a trip down memory lane because it's
so much stuff that you've been responsible for on.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
The show music James.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And the reason we had that radio is because we
did say goodbye top like a week ago. But no,
you have done an exceptional job and as you said,
will like so many people may not listen to the
radio show, but they said a lot of the video
and you've you've like grown our social media following, yeah
too extraordinary enormously, which is anmal that's all you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, well, I don't think it is all me. And
I said this before to you guys, is that you
create the content for me to make something of. So
it's definitely a combined effort for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sure when you started, we didn't have a TikTok And
now how many follows we got on TikTok over.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Three hundred thousand and three and a half thousand, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Crazy, one hundred thousand, three hundred and a half but
that's wild, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
We've done none of that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
We're not even on the tiktoks. But now Kate does
it all. So we're so grateful, mate, So thank you
so Much're so welcome. So look we've got some stuff
to play you, which think is going to be a
bit of fun for riend of playing at home.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
So we've gone through the archives.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So the first one here is actually relates to you
directly because you're a massive Harry Styles fan when you
called your partner Matt and asked whether whether you could
actually hook up with Harry Styles when he came into
the studio.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
So we got the opportunity to interview Harry Styles.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah the studio.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, we have like a five minute chat with him.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh cool, It's a dream come true.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So the reason I'm calling you know how we've been
joking about the whole you know, hook up with Harry Styles.
What what if like something happens.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Yeah, I just want to like.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Confirm, get your approval, approve like this is a once
in a lifetime opportunity, Matt, Like I can't. I got
to be ready, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Okay, so like kissing or.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Only if I we jumped in at the right time.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
God, yeah, I'm still with just so we love Matt.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
We love Matt. We love Matt.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Mat I So another moment which I know when completely
viral on TikTok Again, I'm not on the tiktoks, but
you're a huge This is all just really cute man
that you're obsessed with.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
When we had Austin Butler on the show.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Can You Run, you guys were crowding around because he
was on zoom and you guys were crowding around his
screen effectively.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah. So there's one screen in the back of the
room where the producers sit, and that's the only screen
you can see the guests on. So there's like seven
girls just standing around it and we're just gushing, like
I couldn't believe Austin Butler's here.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, girls in the office, like like the sales teams,
like everyone r.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And then we prompted him to.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Just stay hi to everyone and just the way you
did it, all right, have a listen Hello? Oh yeahs
passed out, passed out?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh my god, can you not?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
That is that is? Walk me in again. It's just
that voice on him. Hello. That was massive for us
online as well.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yes, yeah, reposted that many times.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah. And then when he came on again, me and
Anal we made a fan edit of him just being
hot when you like just from the footage you guys got,
and that went better than your interview videos.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Didn't need to tell us that didn't need to tell
us that.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, let's just let's just continue in this same vein.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We haven't got the audio of this, but I know
a big moment view was when Joe Jonas slid into
our to ask if you good play?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You've got that, You've got an image of the d
the direct message that you sent you framed on your desk.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I do. I can't ever forget. It's just incredible. It
was just like like a soda bottle, like a straw.
I don't know what emoji is called.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
But yeah, that was it. That was all I said.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That was his DMI because he wanted to play can Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That was a whole journey. And then that's what you
had to exchange DMS with Joe Jonas. Yeah, I remember
you were just screenshotting and putting in the two WhatsApp group.
I remember that that was massive some of the stuff
that people might have seen online. Because you love pulling
pranks on us in and around the office. I think
one of the biggest pranks that kind of went absolutely
nuts was when you put what his favorite thing in
(05:45):
the world, which was a jar of peanut butter on
a string.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, classic gags, elaborate, seriously elaborate, and he fell for it. Yeah,
unbelievably to everyone's time because it was like tied with
a florescent pink string. But you didn't see it for
ages either, Like you were looking around being like, what's
going on? Because we're all there giggling.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Something was going on. I'm just planning my next globe.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
You guys got a good faces.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Full, embarrassing lunge for the peanut and just eight women
pointing and.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Laughing at me. We can see that online.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But I think one of the biggest moments for us,
which you obviously curated, put online and continues to be
a viral sensation all over the globe, really was the
time that we got ricked.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh yeah, Rick, like what a man's fair? He called
like three times. And the amount of people that rushed
in because of that and like all of our socials
was crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I remember there was like, wasn't there like one hundred
thousand followers in like a week or something.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It was nuts?
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Is mad?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I think still to this day there are biggest videos ever,
you still have comments about Rick.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
If you're out there, Rick, come on again figurated Rick.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Look if you missed the bed here it is.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
This is Rick pranking us twice.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
I just made up the story because I want to
get through and say.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Every time you sneak on air, we'll give you some
epic prize. I'll be on every day, mark my worst
every day.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Hey Jared, Jared, what's your opinion on this?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Boys, I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I think they should get said.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But do you know what I find more disgustias.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh and all those means have come to life because
of you, Kate, So thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We love working with you, we love you as a person.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
It's a colleague. We'll miss you. We're going to really
miss you so much.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Maybe, guys, thanks.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
For coming back on here. And I know you hate
this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Ready to go get it?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right? We love you. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
All right, listen, and I mean the socials will also
be there so you still follow us going.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I'm going to delete them.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Actually, Rihanna has had a third baby.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Wilma friends to get us.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's a banger. That is a banger.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So I had a third baby with asap Rocky of course,
who is he's a gorgeous man. As we keep saying,
he's so gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're not sure whether he would be the spread that
you smear him on on a bangle or the bagel itself.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I thought about it a lot. I think he's the bagel.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh, I think he's this bread and there you're going.
That's why he's so good, because he could be either.
Really anyway, back on their baby. So they've had a
third baby. They actually had this child on September thirteen,
so they've just left a little bit to make the announcement.
Just enjoy the baby bubble for a while.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That love bubble. I love that time after you have
a baby, that little love bubble. It's just awesome. So
they are in that.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But they've announced it today and they've given the name
and the sex of course. So it's a little girl,
the third baby, and she is called Rocky cool so interestingly,
so I assume named after asap Rocky No. So he's gone, right, well,
I love my name. Yeah, I want to give it
(09:45):
to one of my children. So he decided to give
it to his third girl. So it's Rocky with an eye.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Glad they didn't call her Asa.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Obviously that was a discussion between him and Rihanna was like,
are we going with Asabra, We're going with Rocky?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Which way do you want to go for my.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I think Rocky for a girl is actually pretty cool
and sick the thing that's very cool people though, I
just want to put that out there.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
There's certain names that are out of the reach of
the common man.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I think they could be the coolest couple in the world.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So I call their second child, right.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Not many people can get away with that, but it
works for them. There's there's some other chatter around the
fact that the name Rocky like it it's more commonly
used to name a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, Like Rocky is a common dog now.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And so this is where it relates to the name
that I want to call my unborn child. So mem
and I are currently in the process of going back
and forth around what we want to name our future child. Right, Okay,
I'm not going to say what that name is, but
we've we've landed on a name that we love which
cuts both ways, whether it's boy or girl.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh, hang on, So it's the same name whether it's
a boy or a girl. Wow, that's both Because I
feel as if the feeling tone of a name if
it's a name for a girl versus if it's a boy,
can be really different. So you must really love the
name both ways.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And as I've discussed with you before, I selfishly love
building a relationship when the baby's in the womb, and
it's helped by calling them something so it gets easy
to talk to them by their Now, I'm going to
be very careful not to reveal the name. But here's
the thing, so rocky traditionally dog name right, Yeah, I
have heard on three separate occasions over the last month
(11:24):
a dog with the same name as what I want
to call my child. Oh, and I never I didn't
realize until it, so it's dawned on me though that oh,
it's a pretty common dog name.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So so I'm not sure how to feel about that obviously,
like it's like, oh, we about to name our child something,
which is like more traditionally a name for a dog.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
But well, mim might give birth to a dog, who knows.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't think so. I think I'm willing to put
that one in the well.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
It doesn't matter anymoreselves.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
A puppy anyway, What I like to do now in
thirteen one oh six five is just challenge that idea
of are there some names that should just be for
dogs or is it just very clear as to like,
what is a dog name compared to a human name?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
So the way to test that, thirteen one oh sixty
five is the number.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Just give us a call if you have a dog
or a child, or you can have both, just both
a dog and a child. Yeah, okay, you'll come on
up next and reveal either the name of your dog
or your child.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Will we be able to tell if it's dog or
human based on the name?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh wow, this is nearly impossible, because it's very on
trend these days to give your dog a human name.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, true, In fact, they're my favorite dog names. Yeah.
Referencing his name, I don't know. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
You don't know?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
If you've named your daughter Rocky and your name is Rocky,
I think I think they thought about that.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
No, no, no, I just don't know about it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Obviously his stage name as well, So there's just an
element of hubris to that that I don't necessarily love,
I'm sure, because obviously people that have got stage now
names bono. Imagine if he called his kid Bono. It's like,
that's not your real name.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The other side of it is kid rock.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
If he called his kid rock you know or kid Yeah,
it actually works because he's a child.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
But anyway, I'm not going should do that, do you
know what I mean? I'm not huge on that.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Let's got a Brook here, Brook at anyone who six
five Brooke, just just just give us the name of
either dog or child.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
Maverick.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, hang on the hang on now, hang on, now,
hang on, that's a dog now, Maverick obviously famous Top Gun.
I think there would have been a school of thought
then after the character that was Maverick in Top Gun,
that you'd like a child called Maverick.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
You know what I mean? Like, I think a dog?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Is it yours? Okay? Are you sure? It could be authensive?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Brooke?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We think that's your dog? Nice will nice, outstanding? Thank you, Brooke.
I should mention the other The other reason we're doing
this is because I am going to be having my
second child very very shortly. We're in the drop zone.
We have a name currently. I've heard a dog called
(14:09):
that name on three separate occasions in the last month.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Has that given you any level of like trepidation around
the name, like, have you got to have you got
a tally as to how many dogs get called that
name before you pull it?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Because well, theree is a lot. If you're asking me
I like it, my wife.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, or you like the dogs are called the same
as that's cool.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I don't mind that my wife has been a little
bit more like, oh this is bad.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Another question as we go through these calls, if if
these are easy to spot dog name versus human names,
is that more of a point in the black column? Yes,
it is, because then it's like, well, clearly your dogs,
clearly dogs.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah right, I'm hoping that this is hard to do.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
You're not going to call your kids shaggy do or something?
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What do you.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Wags? That's good, Sophie.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Here, Sophie, you're giving us the name of either your
dog or your child.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Go for it.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Meg.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay, now it cuts both ways. Love, I love Meg
for a dog, open megs a dog's name.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I feel you dated a Meg. Yes, that's the
only other Meg I know as a person.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Of mine. Sorry, I don't know why that you know
it's just live radio.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
She was lovely and but she was a human. I
want to make it clear that she was a human. Sophie,
we do think dog, though I didn't. It's one of
those ones that cuts both ways for sure. But Sophie,
it's a dog.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It is a dog.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Here we go two from two, two from two.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
And I don't think it's good for you.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
This is easy to pick, no, but I'm weirdly getting
competitive about it, and I want to get them right.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But then also I'm like, oh no, this is bad. Shakira.
You you want to give us the name of either
dog or child?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Hit us very clear.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I've also dated Oakley, my my me, he didn't, Shakira,
my my.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I mean I'm initially thinking dog with.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh wow, bang, okay, your boy or your girl called Oakley.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Shakira little boy, And can I.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Just say, what a great name for a boy. I
was going to say human.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So that's that's that's that's a woody thing. You'll take
it up with him later. Let's go to loose.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, we'll put that way. Well, yeah, that's making me
change my thoughts on what I will. That's moving a lucy, Lucy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Why did I want to be the wonderful in the whole.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
That was right in the line.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oakley is a great dog name, but it's also a
really cool name for a little boy.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, and this is this is the era that I
want to dance him because my future child.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Again, dogs are being caught it, but I think it
could be cool, Lucy, Lucy, name of either dog or
child go Ella.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Oh god, that is why.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I've been watching a bit of Twilight recently, and I
love the name Bella.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
But I remember watching that show she is probably a dog.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
A wolf?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Does she become a wolf? I'm not across the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, but what's his? What's ito? Jacob's son imprints on her?
Doesn't it doesn't he?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah? And then they end up having a little wolf baby.
I think, is that wrong? If I got that wrong,
I've got that wrong, kV.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Nobody Jacob imprints on her.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
On her baby, so she's not a wolf? To be fair,
I never get halfway. Movie two of Twilight is one
of the worst things you have seen.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Lucy. Don't throw to Lucy. It's you and me. Guess.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I think Bella is a dog.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, there we go, Bella the dog. Yeah, is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But I think Bella cuts both ways.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I think if there's anything to take from this that
I want to call my future child, even know, lots
of dogs are called.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That great great, and Bella cut both ways in Twilight
as well.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
What does that make I she had a bit of
vampire bit a wolf on the side.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah great, stick to your name, Yeah that's great.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
It will be very hard for me not to think
of a dog when I get introduced to your child.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
But I'm not going to say that, well you, because
now you're going to think that because I've just had
this conversation.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Obviously everyone will.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Let's not tell my wife that we had this chat.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Well, du to Joe's in the studio, what's up.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
Well, I saw a story the other morning that related
to men, particularly married men, but apparently it's very common.
Got a couple of other men in the team who
are married who also do this thing. So I'm going
to play a couple of sound effects, and you tell me,
naturally for both of you, what you would do next
after after you hear each of these three sound effects.
So first one, that's you're going through your shower door,
(19:20):
You're going through the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Okay, so it's a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You've gone through your bathroom.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
What's the issue with the lock there?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It should be a lock on your bathroom. We have
an open door policy in our household.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Well, you don't live in a share house. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Next sound effect.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Both your close are off.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Taking your clothes off, right, Okay, we're there. Great, So
you're about to have a shower.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
My god, you can swift just wearing a dressing gown.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Maybe dressing gown, maybe just sundy's off.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Great.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Third sound effects, shower that was on. Okay, what's your
next move?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Can I say?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Firstly, and this is just an interesting question that I'm
keen to ask you, Well, I'm shower on, and then
I get nude.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I don't, I don't get nude, and then turn the
taps on. You do that, I get nude early, so
your nude then taps on. I get nude before I
go in the bathroom. The wet zone. The wet zone.
It's a wet zone the bathroom. So you leave your
clothes outside the barroom, put them in the wash, and
then you just walk through the house.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Then it's just free. Then you get to go.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, that's that's efficient. That's good.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That's good for the more about efficiency.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, don't take any towels out of the bathroom either,
kills me.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Just leave your towel in the bathroom, get drying them
on the hot.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Towel, right, Not if the toilet is like conjoined with
the shower, because then people are using it to dry
their hands.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's a problem.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
True that you're in a house.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I think you've got a different you've got a different
kettle the fish we're talking about in a normal house,
and we can normally you keep your towels in your
bathroom and you get nude outside the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
We can walk around in a share house.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
In the front door these days right cold at.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
The moment, very cold. I'll be okay with that in
summer anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Sorry, back to the question and hand here, So sorry,
we're we've opened the door, we've gotten we've turned on
the shower.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You're asking us what do we do?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Then?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What's your next move up?
Speaker 10 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, I know what mine is on take a hairpinger,
shower on.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're taking some medication.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yep, and then I do away and or okay and
or follow.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Up wild okay, hang on, hang on, would I.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well, it's just it's really dependent on how I'm feeling
it the day, and I'm doing just a little like
you got it today?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You do that?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Why I'm before you're waiting for the water to walk
exactly so that there is time to kill.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
What are you going to do with that time? I
load up my toothbrush because I washed my teeth in
the shower.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You're very efficient.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It takes me all of three minutes joined to the
bathroom and then leave the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
So I walk in for three minutes less.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I walk in, I turn the shower on, I have
a hairpinger, I prep the toothbrush. I then either do
a piss and or a poo. Yeah, and I jump
in the shoer and I brush my teeth in the shower,
and then I wash myself and all.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yet, Okay, here's a question for you. If you have pooded,
you know you're jumping straight into a shower. You're just
cutting the white there, mister efficient, this is quite amazing.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
You don't try as hard.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Maybe it's one just if you clean.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
If you clean it, you're happy, obviously, you're happy every
time if you clean it. But then you know, if
there's a bit of residue. You're like, well, okay, you
know it's hassle free.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
So after the shower has been turned on, there's one
universal thing that men do, apparently, which is take it
dumpun which is insane.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So you don't you would never do that, do that
because there is there is an argument though, to say
that when the steam is in the bathroom it feels
like it's cleansing the air.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
That's this is not true.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I don't think it like takes the smell.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I think it like it's like the water molecules attach
themselves to the poop particles and like take them out.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
So you leave the shower on, leave it running, get
it nice and warm whilst you're doing them too.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
The more what's wrong with it?
Speaker 10 (23:03):
I think it's a gross use of hot water.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
First of all, the environment.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Did I dag it to the environment?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Take your moral card and get out of here, go
back to your sharehouse.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
We get it, all right, you live below the bread line,
we understand.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I just don't think it's like a wise use of
shower time, Like don't you just want to be in
the warmth straight away?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Sure? But helen together I'm talking like I'm down on
the tour at thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
It's done for gluten. You're there for way longer than that.
I know that.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Look, if I'm blocked up, I would start feeling uncomfortable
with the shower being on because we get very hot in.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I've turned the show off halfway through with your feet
with your feet wattled, I'm wattled. You're halfway through this,
halfway through and you're like, because Sam, Sam knows this
is what I do.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
So sometimes I'll be halfway through.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's fair enough, and they can tell you not in there.
It's a different there's no human in there.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Fair enough.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah. We spoke to Alex Warrying about this. Yeah it,
Oh you've got the audio.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's almost like when you go to go and have
a shower and then you realize yours need to do
a poop and you're like, I can do two for
one in here, got the time, And if.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
You leave the shower on the hardest setting, it's almost
like a makeshift steam room.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
About ship, I agree, another strong reason to do it.
Just try it, man try.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Snoop Dog's performing at the AFL Grand Final this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
He is out and about in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
If you've seen him, just saw some footage of him
ducking into a b w S. Saw Snoop dog by
name Snoop very well by reputation, but Woods he is
performing this weekend the Dog, and you're going to perform
right now.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
For us, it's what you are. You can talk, you
can talk, you can talk. You can talk, you can talk,
you can talk.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
He can talk.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's Woody wilds A found me. It isn't fair. I've
had enough and it's time.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I feel like it's important to make it clear just
from the get go here because people just think I'm
satching a moron.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I just I just I can't.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
No when they listen to this, trust me, they do,
I can't when I hear songs, I don't hear the words.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I can't focus on two things at once.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
So I just why this is fun? You could give
them the doing rap songs. So let's kick it off. Yeah,
I'll play the first half of the lyrics. You have
to complete it. Okay, you're ready for your first one? No,
but go on, Okay, Big Snoop.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Little scheme board. When the pimps in the crib drop
it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
When the pigs give you attitude, pop them like they're heard,
pop them like they're heart, pop them like they're hot.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, it's not me there because the word there, there's
a word there that you probably can't say.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh yeah, okay, did well, well okay, yeah, drop it
like it was hot.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah, you know, I don't think you did that. There
was no tude.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I want to see some swagger in these songs. You're
worried that you're infringing, and.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm just playing yeah merits and I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
To get the lyrics out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Okay, I'm giving it too much.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Imitate him, I think, just give it a bit of swagger. Anyway.
So it's dropple like a hot, drop like a top
trouble like it's hot. Correct. I think you said when
the pigs.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Try to watch, when the pigs give you out of chance.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
When when the pigs try to get it you, oh yeah.
And then it's park it like it's hot. Park it
like it's hot. I was popping them pockets like, yeah,
you were popping them. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Anyway, let's move on. She is there is some salacious
gear in the Snoop Dogg lyrics. Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
California girl, because we go.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
There, phone your girls but unforgettable Daisy Duke's bikini's on
top of it. Yeah nice, feel far more comfortable doing, Katie.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I can hear that. I can hear that. All right,
Here we go, next song, next to song, Here we go?
What wales? Let's we don't care who?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, kiddie, No, come on, we're just having fun.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
We don't care who sees? What is that song? We
don't care? There we go together? So what we go out?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I never heard that song before?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Shut up, so we go out? That's so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I've never heard that song before. You're kidding, I've never
heard that song.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I thought that would be like an anthem for you
for all sorts of reasons. What's it called. It's called young,
wild and free? That is me?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, sorry, I've never heard that song.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Worries it all?
Speaker 8 (27:59):
Man?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I think we only play did it for least two
and a half years. Be good to know you're connected
to the music.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Here we go, this world that you with?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I just watch you to know you're my favorite girl.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, bit flat, bit flat on the final notes,
but not bad.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Who's singing up there Forrell? Is it for real? Wow? Yeah,
that's true. That's my favorite Snoop song.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
That's a bang better than that Young World and free Crap?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
How do you mate? How do you all right? If
Dog was tuned in the kiss right now? Dog?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Sorry? Sorry, sorry for disrespect Dog?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Here we go final song Snoop dogg Wood he whales
before we get the Grady this weekend. I think this
is arguably as good a performance He's gonna have to
follow up after this one?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Woulds the final Snoop song? Yeah, it's a big one.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Like the Star and you lack Mam?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
We soon.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Woulds We get sent many a rogue thing from junior
producer Analyse in the group WhatsApp.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
We do don't actually mentioned some of them.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, one of them involves Tommy Lee, which we definitely
cannot mention. So it's always it's always exciting when you
wake up in the morning and you're sitting on a
message from producer Analyse. He joins us in the studio
right now at ten twenty two pm last night, you
decided to write a message into the work threat.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Yes, I had a shower, thought if you will, and
I thought it was a real thought provoking question that
I think everyone would have an opinion on. Would i'd
be to read it out?
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Well?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, what you in?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You thought we'd all be sitting by our phones at
ten twenty two pm.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
Yes, I did, because I was like it was. It
came to me maybe like half an hour before, and
then I got busy, and so when I finally sent it,
I was like, this is going.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
To go off read the message quick thought, not sure.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
If anyone has an opinion on this? Who proofread the
dictionary to make sure that all the different definitions are correct?
How does the person proof reading the dictionary know the
exact meaning of a word?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
There you go, and I actually don't think it's bad
like I thought. At first.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I was like, this is the most ridiculous message I've
ever read in my life. And then I stopped and
I was like, who is the final check on what
the definition of each word is and how you word
those definitions?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Is there a grand Is there a grand master wordsmith?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Will? Do you have any insights? Right?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, well, I imagine there's a little bit of I imagine
it's a little bit of I mean, I hate to
get illegal on you guys, but no, no, I might
have to.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I might have to.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, for example, in the law, in the law system
we use in Australia and in the UK we use
a system called common law, which means basically, you part
you passed down a judgment. So the judgment was found
by somebody very wise a long time ago, and basically
the judges don't actually need to come up with a
new rule. They just go back through the books and
they go like, well, actually, in this case, they were
deciding on a similar matter, and this is what they decided.
(31:36):
So I imagine when mcquarie or Hypercollins or all the big Plans,
all the big Oxford whatever, which whicheverdictionary you're talking about,
I'm sure when they came to when they come to
the word, they would go back to the last edition
and go, well, this is what they said.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
But who started it? So are you wondering who started it?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
And Alice, Yeah, she's not saying who started it, She's
saying who preferads it?
Speaker 10 (31:57):
Now, Yes, I'm thinking, like what if one's put in
a like a word for drink bottle or drink drink
drinks more of a word. What if there's a definition
in one dictionary that's maybe different to another, or did
they come up with that definition for that to be
the word?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I'm sure?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Okay, so you are you're talking about the You're either
talking about the etymology of the word, which is where
the word actually comes from.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yes, But then which informs how it's defined?
Speaker 10 (32:23):
I think so, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So that's how you start to get like feeling tone
from words, et cetera, based on like what what the
etymology of the word is? Yes, exactly, so that often
comes from the old Latin or the old Greek.
Speaker 10 (32:35):
But then who decided that that word was going to
be a thing that needed to be written down into
a book?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
And who? Yeah? Who designed?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
So English is actually quite a fascinating language like that
because it gets its roots from all sorts of places.
We get our roots from, obviously the Viking invasion that
happens to there's lots of old fashioned Celtic words that
are used well. And there's old French, there's old Greek,
there's old Latin. They all combine to make our language.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Is he losing you as well?
Speaker 7 (33:00):
You lost me?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I mean, it is actually truly fat. I find it
even more fascinating. Obviously because my partner's Dutch, she speaks
another language, so we often find that when she has
a word for something and I have a word for something,
particularly if that's the same word across different languages, she
will disagree with me that that's what the word means.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Do you think I think? Which I think is what
you actually might be getting at analysts?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
I think so. But then I have a question to
that is, do you think that the same person proofreading
our dictionary is also proofreading the Dutch dictionary?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't there's a universal proofreader. Well do you have
more interest in the person who's proofreading each word?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I thought this is I thought we were on earthing
a love of words here.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
But every time I go to explain something about the language,
your eyes glaze over and I lose you. Do you
just want the email for the guy who proofreads the dictionary?
Because I'm sure that's what you're after. Okay, so no
fascination with etymology at all.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
We do have a very special guest right now who
might be able to give some more insights into this
proofreader of Well.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Let's go to a song because I'm not sure who
this special guest is. I mean, if it is the
King of the dictionaries, I'd love to hear from.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Queen Sue Butler.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Ao is a lexicographer at large who joins right now
this is her specialty, Sue about the dot com dot
you Sue, please please.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
I'll take that as a drum roll for the Dictionary
God the scene to enlighten you all. Yes, there is
a distinction between proofreading and writing the Dictionary. Proofreading has
its own hazards. The first edition of the Dictionary ended
up with a lot of birds with white underpants which
(34:45):
had to be corrected to white underparts and hilarious, and
an elk that was closely related to the mouth, and
people always new strange things happened in zoology. But this
is seems slightly buzz but of course it turned out
to be the moose. I see, true reading through breading
(35:09):
is a special problem. We'll put that to one side
and go back to what makes the Dictionary correct. And
we all regard the Dictionary from when we grow up.
It's the thing that you look to. It's always right.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
The Dictionary is always right.
Speaker 8 (35:23):
People go to it to solve arguments over more than me,
all that sort of stuff, But who makes it right?
I wish there was a sort of god of dictionaries,
and I wish that was me, because I would then
have just been able to write the dictionary as I
thought it ought to be done, without having to consult
anyone else at all, and it would all happened a
lot faster. But in fact, the dictionary is just the
(35:48):
collective wisdom of the community about the words they use
and what they mean. So what you have to do
is go and find evidence for the way in which
word is being used, and if it's being used in
a new way, then you find evidence for that. So T,
for example, we all know the cup of tea. How
(36:08):
does that relate to you're so ta or I clocked
her T is? This is getting pretty wild, as it
turns out, the T in that instance is the capital T.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Some of the young kids say that they're spilling the T,
which means that they're talking about gossip. What the point is, Yeah,
So at what point does that that's a metaphor into
the dictionary? Does that ever enter the dictionary? Would you
ever say like tea can be used to spread gossip?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yes, as I said, it's actually the capital letter T
standing for truth. So what's the T is, what's the truth?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
That's where that comes from.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Yeah, and then some clever person rewrote capital letter T
as tea. And then some clever person says, okay, that's
like pory a cup of tea. So you fill.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
A huge pain in the ass for you guys to
keep up with these whipper snappers exchanging rapid dialogue over
the tiktoks and whatnot and bastardizing the use of these words.
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Well, we would prefer to regard it as amusing and
entertaining and exhibiting a wild love of language and wordplace.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I mean, I'm hearing the passion for words. It's just
oozing out of you. I'm so interested. What is your
favorite word?
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Oh well, it happens to me that, you know, the
word that I'm working on at the moment. Chat is
my favorite word at the moment, as in hey chat,
what are we going to do this afternoon? Chat? As
in chat rooms?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Which one is the greatest dictionary? We've mentioned a few
of them that are going around. Of course, quarry Okay,
why do you think that's.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
That's the greatest fictionary? For Australians, and as you've rightly said,
there are different editors who are responsible for each English.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Fascinating Sue, It's been so lovely to meet you. Thank
you so much for all your all your insights Sue
Butler dot com dot you' you want to learn more
about Sue the beautiful work that she does with words.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Thanks sir,
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