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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I heard Lizzie who is in the studio.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
She's touring everyone's.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Pubbed stand up tour, says who on sale now at
comedy dot com, dot you, which.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We're going to talk about very very shortly.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
But before we do that, I haven't a good authority
that you've just been on a girl's weekend trip to
New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And can you see I'm dead in the eyes a
little bit?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And this has been going on for eighteen years, right, Yeah,
So every.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Every year my girlfriends and either is about roughly ten
to fourteen of us every year and we have a
Christmas party and we've been doing it for eighteen.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Years, always in New Zealand. No, this is this is
the first offshore international, one international.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
All the moms are like, yes, girls, three night minimum,
this is it. We don't want to go home that Yeah,
so it's all happening. But the first one was like
at someone's house, we're at union, Someone's mum cooked ust dinner,
nice and it was very simple. But now it's like god, elaborate, Yeah,
(01:21):
progressively elaborate, but still same trash bags?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How many girls, how many trash bags?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
How many trash bags in New Zealand? Thirteen trash all
try to light a cigarette off a toaster.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Still they're like, did anyone bring a lighter?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That is trash baggy?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Trash baggy?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Whoa which one's been the loosest the eighteen Christmas parties.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let's go back two years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
We're in TALKI okay, and so I'm from Queensland originally,
so a lot of these girls have to travel.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Into state when we're in TALKI.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
So it was actually my fortieth as well as the
Christmas party and the girl's fortieth.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So there's a lot happening sweek it you'll stay in
the same house.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, it's the best. So the Queensland girls they turn up.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The Interstate crew that they always come in hot.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They come in.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Hot and they come hot in like blazers and glasses.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What does this look?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, they come in and they come in hot and
they're ready to party. There was another party happening next door.
We could hear these guys playing cricket against the fence.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Classic classic boys Christ Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They might be teenage boys as well.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I took it as flirting here against the guys. They're flirting.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I want to get our attention. I want to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And of course, like there's always like.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
A head mom in a group, head mom and the
head mom she was like, go next door, and I'm like,
I don't know me. They're like you go next door,
and like, I don't know if I should do that. WHOA,
that's not a good look for me.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And why were you chosen out of everyone?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Because that's my That's kind of my role.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Approach the boys is that the boys be cute, be funny.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That's me and they're like, go next door.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm like, I don't know if this is the right
thing for me, and that's not a good look.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And she just looked at me and she was like,
you're not there yet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Bra Why she's head mom.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like drag my ars next door? Try to look like
Umi stars or something.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If anyone that you'll stand up two our show, says
who on sound now Comedy dot com Great stand up comedy.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Not that she needs the cash at the moment I'm
reading here, Lizzy picked up the voiceover gig for air Asia.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What is that about? Voice and face guy package? The
full package a good deal. Are we going to start
talking dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Into I'm still in the Honda Jazz.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I voice and face of Air Asia and me. I'm
traveling around with them.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
So if you get on an air Asia fly, you
will hear my voice doing all the voiceovert Yeah. So
I tell you when the duty free carts coming down,
when you're going to go to bed. When we're arriving,
I say things like, you know, I have a fun
buck state.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You also interrupt my movie with an announcement.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You got to bring your own movie on.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
There a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Interrupting that I I did.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I was flying with them though, and I was my
sleep was interrupted by my own I woke.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I just heard myself like some duty free thing.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Was like, whoa, that was weird. But I've been on trips.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I went to Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Indonesia.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I went to Komodo Island.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Is part of the package.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, this is part of and I did like content
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh yeah, I announced on the plane that like the
voice and face of their Asia is here.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I just took it on myself.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I just went, guys, I'm doing it live today.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Just for you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Everyone's It is a shame that it is a budget
airline in a lot of ways though, because like, if
it was, you'd be in the business lounge.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Have you heard of the flatbed? I mean, I love it.
There's a flatbed. It's not business.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
But there's a flatbed. Is he's turned into an air Asia?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Tell us about the in flight meals gone.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You can get a lot of really good Malaysian cuisine,
especially if you order before him.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
She's in it, So you do you come on as well,
Lizzie if something goes wrong, not saying anything would ever
go wrong with their Asia, but have you recorded lines?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I got a couple of last rites going on.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hit the button and I'm.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Just like, you're not doing the safety protocol I'm doing Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Why not? They just did?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
They get you in there?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And they're like, I'm just doing the fun.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, good to know. All Right, Well,
let's talk a little b about your stand up comedy job,
which is on selling out comedy dot com dot you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
This is one you one.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Promoting your.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
It's called says who probably my like grossest show I've
ever written? That is your bag? Is it like getting
a bit and I don't want to be gross, but like,
sometimes I don't know what to write about. And then
sometimes the comedy guards are like, well, here's what your
brother's been up to. You do what you want with
my brother. He is an influencer. Oh I know in
(07:29):
BALI the worst kind and honestly he's not even ashamed
of it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
How family, you are the face of influencer, he's the.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, he's the face of this product, ball Boost. You're
both killing it. You're both your parents.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's really great.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I'm pretty sure my parents don't know about ball really
Yeah Boost Enlightenment, it is a can we guess? Well?
You've just done an ad for it, and one of
my friends saw it and was like, hey, have you
seen this? I was literally writing writing jokes on my
laptop and I got this message and I was like,
(08:18):
why do I even bother when my own DNA well
is doing this?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Is what's the rule with you guys around?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Do you then call him and say, Hey, I'm gonna
have to talk about ball Boost in the new show?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I did you know?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm going to have to do a joke about it.
Your sister's a committee.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You see your brother doing a ball boost, you have
to joke about it.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And now I was like, I will match your feet.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
What if I can do that joke? Yeah, because it's
that good.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
It's that good, and I know how little he would accept.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I was, I'll match it.
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I heard Lizzie who is in the studio.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
She's touring everyone's.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Pubbed stand up tour, says who on sale now at
comedy dot com, dot you, which.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We're going to talk about very very shortly.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
But before we do that, I haven't a good authority
that you've just been on a girl's weekend trip to
New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And can you see I'm dead in the eyes a
little bit?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And this has been going on for eighteen years, right, Yeah,
So every.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Every year my girlfriends and either is about roughly ten
to fourteen of us every year and we have a
Christmas party and we've been doing it for eighteen.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Years, always in New Zealand. No, this is this is
the first offshore international, one international.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
All the moms are like, yes, girls, three night minimum,
this is it. We don't want to go home that Yeah,
so it's all happening. But the first one was like
at someone's house, we're at union, Someone's mum cooked ust dinner,
nice and it was very simple. But now it's like god, elaborate, Yeah,
(01:21):
progressively elaborate, but still same trash bags?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How many girls, how many trash bags?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
How many trash bags in New Zealand? Thirteen trash all
try to light a cigarette off a toaster.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Still they're like, did anyone bring a lighter?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That is trash baggy?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Trash baggy?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Whoa which one's been the loosest the eighteen Christmas parties.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let's go back two years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
We're in TALKI okay, and so I'm from Queensland originally,
so a lot of these girls have to travel.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Into state when we're in TALKI.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
So it was actually my fortieth as well as the
Christmas party and the girl's fortieth.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So there's a lot happening sweek it you'll stay in
the same house.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, it's the best. So the Queensland girls they turn up.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The Interstate crew that they always come in hot.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They come in.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Hot and they come hot in like blazers and glasses.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What does this look?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, they come in and they come in hot and
they're ready to party. There was another party happening next door.
We could hear these guys playing cricket against the fence.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Classic classic boys Christ Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They might be teenage boys as well.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I took it as flirting here against the guys. They're flirting.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I want to get our attention. I want to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And of course, like there's always like.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
A head mom in a group, head mom and the
head mom she was like, go next door, and I'm like,
I don't know me. They're like you go next door,
and like, I don't know if I should do that. WHOA,
that's not a good look for me.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And why were you chosen out of everyone?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Because that's my That's kind of my role.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Approach the boys is that the boys be cute, be funny.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That's me and they're like, go next door.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm like, I don't know if this is the right
thing for me, and that's not a good look.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And she just looked at me and she was like,
you're not there yet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Bra Why she's head mom.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like drag my ars next door? Try to look like
Umi stars or something.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If anyone that you'll stand up two our show, says
who on sound now Comedy dot com Great stand up comedy.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Not that she needs the cash at the moment I'm
reading here, Lizzy picked up the voiceover gig for air Asia.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What is that about? Voice and face guy package? The
full package a good deal. Are we going to start
talking dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Into I'm still in the Honda Jazz.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I voice and face of Air Asia and me. I'm
traveling around with them.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
So if you get on an air Asia fly, you
will hear my voice doing all the voiceovert Yeah. So
I tell you when the duty free carts coming down,
when you're going to go to bed. When we're arriving,
I say things like, you know, I have a fun
buck state.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You also interrupt my movie with an announcement.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You got to bring your own movie on.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
There a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Interrupting that I I did.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I was flying with them though, and I was my
sleep was interrupted by my own I woke.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I just heard myself like some duty free thing.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Was like, whoa, that was weird. But I've been on trips.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I went to Sri Lanka, Malaysia, Indonesia.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I went to Komodo Island.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Is part of the package.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, this is part of and I did like content
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh yeah, I announced on the plane that like the
voice and face of their Asia is here.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I just took it on myself.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I just went, guys, I'm doing it live today.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Just for you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Everyone's It is a shame that it is a budget
airline in a lot of ways though, because like, if
it was, you'd be in the business lounge.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Have you heard of the flatbed? I mean, I love it.
There's a flatbed. It's not business.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
But there's a flatbed. Is he's turned into an air Asia?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Tell us about the in flight meals gone.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You can get a lot of really good Malaysian cuisine,
especially if you order before him.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
She's in it, So you do you come on as well,
Lizzie if something goes wrong, not saying anything would ever
go wrong with their Asia, but have you recorded lines?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I got a couple of last rites going on.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hit the button and I'm.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Just like, you're not doing the safety protocol I'm doing Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Why not? They just did?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
They get you in there?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And they're like, I'm just doing the fun.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, good to know. All Right, Well,
let's talk a little b about your stand up comedy job,
which is on selling out comedy dot com dot you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
This is one you one.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Promoting your.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
It's called says who probably my like grossest show I've
ever written? That is your bag? Is it like getting
a bit and I don't want to be gross, but like,
sometimes I don't know what to write about. And then
sometimes the comedy guards are like, well, here's what your
brother's been up to. You do what you want with
my brother. He is an influencer. Oh I know in
(07:29):
BALI the worst kind and honestly he's not even ashamed
of it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
How family, you are the face of influencer, he's the.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, he's the face of this product, ball Boost. You're
both killing it. You're both your parents.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's really great.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I'm pretty sure my parents don't know about ball really
Yeah Boost Enlightenment, it is a can we guess? Well?
You've just done an ad for it, and one of
my friends saw it and was like, hey, have you
seen this? I was literally writing writing jokes on my
laptop and I got this message and I was like,
(08:18):
why do I even bother when my own DNA well
is doing this?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Is what's the rule with you guys around?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Do you then call him and say, Hey, I'm gonna
have to talk about ball Boost in the new show?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I did you know?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm going to have to do a joke about it.
Your sister's a committee.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You see your brother doing a ball boost, you have
to joke about it.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And now I was like, I will match your feet.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
What if I can do that joke? Yeah, because it's
that good.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
It's that good, and I know how little he would accept.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I was, I'll match it.
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