November 25, 2025 • 43 mins
- Did a sibling almost kill you?
- Will just wants to be asked
- Iron Woman Natalie Grabow
- Biggest Male Ick
- Battle Of The Gens
- Living with boys or girls
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast. So let's start from the start.
There's a guy who is in Thailand and he's his
sister's not well, not well at all. To the point, sorry, yeah,
is he when you say he's in Thailand? Is he
from Thailand? From Thailand? In Thailand? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, if we had to be specific on the outskirts
of Bangkok anyway, not important. But basically his sister is sick.
That's what you need to know. He gets to a
point where he goes, he goes, oh you are you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You are? You are quite ill? You know? I reckon
you're did so? He brutal right, he does. This is
a great question.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So he would say that he did check the pulse
right obviously if you questioned him. But he organizes a coffin,
puts her in a coffin, puts his sister in a coffin,
drives her to a temple to be cremated. Anyway, here's
where things get interesting because as the coffin is about
to be cremated, they hear a knock on the wall.
(01:20):
Knock is amazing, Mark the man Daniel created that knock.
It's it's I don't think he created I think he
might have found it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, he didn't. He made it. He didn't make it.
He found it. I feel like I'm there. I feel
like i'm there, the first one for me. That is
what unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's crazy, No doubt you're all in your cars going
that that not I think once it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Goes to the compressor and all the rest of it,
you're probably not getting the same effect for you and me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, So obviously the temple workers who are about to
cremate the coffin are like struth, almighty, what is that noise?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
They open up the coffin. The woman is alive. Oh
that's all. So he tried to bury her alive?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, so he is she just claiming he's just like
she was unresponsive, pretty sure she was dead kind of thing.
He's claiming one hundred percent thought she was obviously. But
I mean it's a bit of a pong about it
to the.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Door, like did they was she ever pronounced dead? You
know what I mean? That normally there's a there's.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Also, okay, a bit more than he actually took up.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They're gonna be pronounced dead before you bury.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He took her to a hospital first, because he did
she wanted to donate her organs. They were like, you
need a death certificate, an official death certificate, and he
was like, don't have one of them. So then he
took her to a temple to be cremated. Oh wow,
So Dodgy and Dodger and Dodger. And speaking of Dodgy,
here's the question I want to ask you guys on
(02:41):
thirteen one oh six five. I don't know if we'll
hear anything, but the number thirteen one oh sixty five.
Did a sibling almost kill you?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh? Now it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It doesn't have to be like intentional murder? Yeah, did
a sibling almost kill you? Got a quick story for
you off the bat. I was going for a jet
ski ride with my brother. It was like a jet
ski ride around Magnetic Island. If people know, twenty minutes
off Townsville.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh, he fell in love with your auntie. Leave that there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So anyway, we're on this jet ski trip around Magnetic
Island and the instructor says, hey, guys, you're gonna want
to go pretty slow around here. This is a tiger
shark breeding area. Yep, great, And so I'm on a
jet ski with my brother and he goes yeah, yeah, yeah,
No dramas flaws it and whip me off the jet
(03:36):
ski to the point where I was in the water
for a very long time with tiger sharks.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wow. Almost Wow. Got another one for it an older
brother's jitty, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't know why they're trying to kill their siblings,
but I've got another one for you from my brother.
I was beating him at golf rare. He's a much
better sportsman than me, but I was beating him at
golf right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He knows this.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He's frustrated. He says to me, he's chipping. He's chipping
onto the green. He says to me, I'm going to
need you to hold the pin. I was like, narrow
as I hold the pin for you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I stand up there holding the pin and he blasts
what gets me square in the chest. In the chest.
I'm likecky to be you a life? Wil thirteen one
O six y five is our number.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Did a sibling almost kill you?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Live?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Will? Believable?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I think that first knock they need to create an
Australian radio best knock. That's Mark the man Daniel in there. Yeah,
can I hear that first knock again, it's worth asking
the calls whether that knock sounds as good in the
car as it does in here, because that could just
because if that's just us, think we need to drop
it because no one knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Hey, Amy, that sound effect, we're a plane of the
of the knock. I'll play it for you again. Is
that sounding unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
In the car?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's a little equally.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right, we won't bring it up again. Okay, So
let's get on topic. A sibling almost killed you, Amy, Yes, So.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I was about eight and my older sister and I
were playing in the living room and I was sitting
on one of those exercise balls, like those big bouncy
blue yoga ball things, and she kicked me a little
bit too hard and the ball rolled backwards and I
went through the living room window smashed it to pieces,
and she still has a scar on her foot to
(05:27):
this day. And my mom, I remember, was very unhappy
that she had to pay so much to replace the
window because it was on ground level and she had
to get double glaze all that stuff. So, yeah, it
was very funny. But luckily I was not hurt, but
it could.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Have been worse going through double glazed As a man,
I've run full tilt at a double glazed glass before,
very hard to break amy, you must have gone very hard.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No, so the window was single glazed because it was
very old, but then she had to replace it. Obviously,
safety standards looking out for people had.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The same.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Do you remember that at a house party when I
was a friend of mine was trying to chase me
with and I hit a full, full length glass window.
I did obviously didn't see the glass. That's why I
ran into it. I thought for at least three seconds
that I hit a force field.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Wayne stalled on six five. Wayne, how are you mate?
Good mate? This is something your brother did to you.
We're talking siblings trying to kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, I reckon It was on purpose because
he's about We were out bike riding, as in push
bike riding when we were young. Yeah, it was about
ten to fifteen meters behind me. I fell off the
bike and he ran over my head with both wheels.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's a great. What was the damage there wo to
your head?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Severne in cashion, several stitches in my head. Every time
he looked at me, he had this little smirk. On
his face.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Wow, so Wayna, what was did he manage to get
over your head without crashing? Because that's a fair bump
for him to go over your head.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh no, he was fine.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I mean that's good handling. And the noodles are
right now Wayne?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh yeah, this is when we're about four a yeah,
on fifty four now, so good to know. Sometimes I
get a bit cloudy that.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know, we all do what's three times nine? Wayne?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Three times nine?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, wouldn't I it's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The noodles fine, Wayne, Absolutely fine. Let's going to Adriana
here on thirteen one six five. But maybe he never
knew exactly exactly Adriana. Sorry, Wayne, wasn't that wasn't nice?
You can't just throw arithmetic at people, you know, it's
a buddy three times table. I don't think that's unfair.
(07:59):
I can we give Wayne some archies footwear?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Feeling bad? Are feeling guilty? Feeling kids?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Adriana, we're talking about the siblings trying to kill you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What happened with you?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Well, it was me who tried to kill my sibling,
my sister. Yea, what we were she I was about six,
she was about three decided I'd had enough of being
an older sister. Tried to put her in the washing machine,
got in the way, so I put her in the
(08:32):
dry or turned it on. No only that mum could
hear the banging and me saying you get in, get in,
get in. No way stopped it spins, friends, now, so
it's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
How many spins? How many spins did she survive in there?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
It didn't spin at all because it just wouldn't move.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Too bloods intense, Adriana, What did she do to deserve that?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Because of and these are like revenge moves when you
do something like put your sister in a dryer?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What did she do to deserve it?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Look, look it was many many moons ago, but clearly
you know, I just probably had enough. She was a
perfect child, like my sister.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
She was the perfect size. It's nice to be asked.
It's just it, that's just the truth of it. You
sound like every mother ever, well.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Every every person that has the biological instinct to be included.
It is nice to be asked. If you feel safe, warm,
you feel secure, but you know you don't want to
go to this thing.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So why would anyone waste their time asking you to
go to something.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Because it's nice to be asked, because it's nice to
be asked. You're such an efficient guy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Usually this is a waste of It's a waste of
time for you to get invited and then say no.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I just want to know what's at the bottom of this,
because my fears, my fears, like any father, like any father.
You know, money is a concern of mine. Yeah, it is,
And I can sense my job might be to trade
At the moment, you think you're about to be fired
because I've been invited to a fun run and you haven't.
That's right. I feel like you've stretched the first step.
This is the first descent. Is that all duo's break up,
(10:08):
one of them gets invited to a fun run. It's
the fun run of death. Dany has already had the call.
I reckon, I reckon. They've already sussed him out. I mean,
Dany would be good, he'd be good. He is good,
you know he's good. He's busy, though he's the best.
He's busy with deal and no deal, Oh Todd Woodbridge.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's busy with stepping clip, the cliff, edge of the edge,
the tipping point, tipping Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
He's doing that, but I'm not. It's my only job
and I want to keep it. And I'm worried because
you've been invited to the Kiss Fun Run, which with
Junior produced Randaly, which is to give me the details.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So next Wednesday, there's going to be a run. It's
a fun run. It's through the city, it's awesome, finishes
with the disco. And I got called by a big
boss Deebs. He just said, mate, I'd love you to
go there. Great for the brand, and I was like, mate,
I love a fun run.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So my question is why am I not invited to that?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So when I received the phone call, I assumed to
be fair that you have received the same phone call.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, And then then I heard whispers you did, yes,
and it wasn't communicated to me. This is the other
thing when you know, when you know that you're on
the outer is when you have to sniff out the
info yourself. You know that no one came to me,
How did you find out? How did you find overheard?
Just overheard? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Where hell? Knowing all this? Right? Yeah, this is the
p I'm scared and I'm hurt.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
But even though you know you would say no because
you don't like a fun run, and I've just explained
why because it's nice to be asked. Now, okay, so
you don't want to call our boss and what's your
what's your attacked?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Here? Don't know why I'm not invited to the fun Run?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah? Great?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah? Are they worried? Is he worried about what I'm
going to save the listeners? Is that a thing? Yeah?
I'm sure they haven't been shepherd out of a function before. Yeah,
one concern there. So I'm talking about meditation and techno.
It's not on brand. It's not offensive though, Brandy have
to go. I just want to be invited, get that. Hello,
(11:55):
Hey Debs, how are you going?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Good?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah? Good? Good? You know, very good? Sorry, David, he's
not good. He's not not good. God, you're not good.
Just a bit of don't find the ointment. I just
want to clear it up. So the fun run.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
All the run club?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, the run club, run club.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah, Okay, I knew this would get me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm just like, I'm just interested, by the way, just interested.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You want to know why you weren't You're not in
the run club.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
I'm guessing he does.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'll let you figure that out.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
He does.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I'll let you figure that out. You've joined the duds.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Well, I take you more as a cyclist.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Will, what is the cyclist?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I'm actually yeah, I am that too. Will's more
of a swimmer, He's more of a water guy.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean he's falling off his bike a lot. Seriously,
what is it a brand thing? Are you scared about
what I'm saying to the listeners? What are you worried
about it's going to look on me? What are you
my liability?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
None, none of the above.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Analysa is going, Yeah, that wasn't my choice.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
That was that was Woody wanting a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That is true.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
I don't know, mate.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I just look at Woody and I see him as
the runner, you know, and I look at you and
see you as the bike rider.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
So there was an event? What like, you know, give
me an example in twenty twenty six, big years for kids.
What's the event that I'm going to be invited to?
And would he not.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The bike club?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Bike club? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I see you more as like the you know, the
smart I don't know, I'm getting myself in more trouble here.
But like you know, you're the brains of the operation.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Hang the other. I think I've got brains as well, mate, No, you.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Do, but it's more streets smart.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
He can't win. You started, You brought this on yourself.
You invited one of us and not two of us
or something. You know, we talk. I just want to
be invited. Can you just say I can go?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Well, would you like to come and participate in the
Kiss run club?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, I would not. It's nice to be asked. Nice
to be asked.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah, good, Okay, I'll make a mental note for next time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Thanks, mate, appreciate that. Right up, next I should mention
speaking of running, Nat for Brown is going to join us.
Eighty year old woman who completed the whole Iiian iron Man.
She can come to run clubs.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
It's really Woody, Well, Joe, we've got a very very
special guest in Nat Gribau.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Nat has completed the Hawaiian iron Man at eighty years old. Nat.
Welcome to Willem Woody. It's so good to have you
on here.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Thanks really well, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What does a Hawaiian iron man consist of?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, all ironman consists of the same thing, a two
point four mile swim and one hundred and twelve mile
bike and then a marathon twenty six point two miles
Runney Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So for everyone playing at home, that's a three point
eight kse swim, one hundred and eighty k bike ride,
and a forty two point two k run, which is
a full marathon. Why is Hawaii considered the most difficult.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Because of the elements the heat and humidity, in the wind.
The water is beautiful, it was a little rough this year.
The course isn't that hilly. The bike course it's got
some hills, but it's really the wind, the cross winds
that kind of get you kind of knocked a little
bit to your side. And then the heat and humidity,
which you really had to stay on top of your nutrition,
(16:04):
your water, your salt intake and all that so you
don't cramp up.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
If I can just take you back then to if
I'm mats is correct, you're sixty years old or fifty
nine years old when you do your first triathlon?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I'm getting to the age where running is getting a
bit difficult.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
The ankle hurts, my knee hurts, and I feel like
I'm just starting to slow down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's adding twenty years to my life and then I'm
doing my first triathlons.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, I have to backtrack. I started running in my
late thirties early forties, so had I had better runner.
I found that running was a quick thing to do
to get into good shape. I was kind of embarrassed
that I had never learned to swim. Everybody was doing
a sprint triathlon, all my friends, and so I had
one of my daughters come to do the swim part
(16:51):
for me. That's fe So she did that and then
I did the bike in the run, and I just
loved it. I loved all the people. I loved the energy,
I loved the competitiveness. So I said, I've got to
learn to swim so I can do this, you know,
by myself.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
But I'm not sure if today I was a training
die or not. But can I get an understanding of
what you'll do?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Everything is an I did a run last year for
the first time. I started doing some strength work. So
I go and work with a strength trainer and I
did a strength workout.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Nice do that today? Double the doubles the run.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
End of the strength training for an iron Man or
half Ironman, you have a lot of doubles. But I'm
you know, I'm retired, I have.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You're icy, No, it's not, it's not the way. I'm
not questioning the workload. That's that's not the impressing part
of these.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
But I don't I don't know what eighty feels like.
But I don't feel eighty if eighty feels old. So
I just love it, and I love having a hard workout,
and I love the feeling of satisfaction after doing a
hard workout. So you know, it's just part of what
I like to do.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Was there bit of sledging when you were doing the
Hawaiian iron Man mat like when you're overtaking people on
the run?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Was a little bit like, come on, I'm eighty.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh I don't overtig No, no, no, I just plod
along at my little slow pace. I don't I don't
need to try to overtake anybody.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So I think the world record the oldest finish of
an iron Man World Championship remains Hiromu Inada, who was
eighty five when he finished in twenty eighteen. Is that
is that a goal of yours in five years time.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well, I don't. I don't generally compete against the men,
so I you know it's not gold, you know. I'm
that was great for him, But.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Can you see yourself doing Ironmn's in five years?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
I can see myself doing another iron Man. Yes, everybody
has plans and you just have to see how your body.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hold something's out of your hands.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
My grandparents, I've got one grandfather who's remaining out of
my four grandparents, and his favorite thing to do is
to just go to the cafe and get a scone
and some tea.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's just that's that's his day. He absolutely loves it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'm interested when you go to these catch ups, are
you punching a protein shake or something or do we
still enjoy tea and scones.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
I just have a regular diet. I don't avoid anything.
I eat sweets and I went out for dinner with
a group of triathlon girlfriends. I had a nice, big chocolate,
kind of pretty dessert with chocolate chips on top, and
it was delicious.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's great. Natalie Gribau is the oldest female iron Man,
finishing the Hawaiian I'm Man sixteen hours forty five minutes
again that is, let me just run through those stats
again for me. Now what that consists of.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
It's a two point four milesom, a one hundred and
twelve mile bake, and a marathon a twenty six point
two mile run.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
So if you struggled today at work, get a group
of yourself or maybe you skipped your morning workout and
well no it's a bit hard today. Get a bit
hard today. Now, it's been so nice to talk to you.
It's been such an inspiration. Thanks so much for coming on.
Will and Woody.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Oh, thanks for having me. It's nice to meet you, guys.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Revealing to all of you, guys said that the footballer
in the country with the largest social media following has
been spotted. He couldn't be Hotter Bailey Smith. He was
with Tammy Hembrow for a little while there. Now he
has been spotted at schoolies.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's one hundred percent confirmed he's been spotted at schoolies.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well he's on the Gold Coast sitting on a bench
next to a cube of hard rated sugar freeze. So yeah,
I would say that's even if you're not technically out schoolies.
Could he think there's a lot of school going on there.
I would say that by the very definition gold Coast.
Yeah on Dutch hat, Yeah, cube of hard rated sugar
(21:10):
freeze drinks. It's a classic school school. He's trying to
fit in. He's trying to believe these are just scot
songs from where when we were at schoolies. By the way,
they are a long we won't not go twenty years ago.
This was on school twenty years ago.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
He's like, surely there's there's a chance, maybe he like
booked a trip and didn't think that schoolies was on chance.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, there's a good chance buying that. Are you buying
those odds? I'm not, but oh God, to take my eyes.
So I know all the schoolies kids are rocked up.
What are the chances?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And if I did accidentally book a trip, I wouldn't
go out at night and buy a cube of hard rated,
the hard rated and sit on a bench, which is
what he's been photographed doing.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's right. Maybe he was just waiting for him, mate, Hey,
I reckon. A guy going to school is or also
known as being a toolly, is possibly the greatest ick
I can think of for man, is there a bigger
ick than a guy going to being a toolly going
(22:18):
to an eighteen year old event. It's pretty bad. Like
once you've finished going to a leavers event, after you've
finished leaving school. If you're trying to get involved.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm not sure if he was trying to get involved,
but if he's tried to get involved as well, that's
just a bit dick all over it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Nothing, there's nothing good about that. I anyone who's exbed,
what do you reckon? He is the male, the biggest male. Ick.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You let me know if this is worse. Telling your
entire work team what you're currently deadlifting at the gym.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh well, that's just if you if you've improved, have
you improved a lot for coming in you're talking about your.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Dead lift, right right, yeah right, it's impressive. That's a
forty killer game. I'll give you another k that's talking
about their gangs.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's a forty killer game. Yeah, fair enough. But look,
I've got a five year old ass. It's now it's
an eight year old ass. I'm proud. This is what
we have to do with every crowd every day school
trophies in the bedroom remains for me number one male lee.
I think I think I think it's I think that
has to be number one.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I think it's a nod to a to a great time,
a great memory. I think it brings back nostalgia. You
are me going to continue to attack each other.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm not that actually wasn't a shot at you that
you've just taken the bait there. It was just in general,
just men with school trophies. I think there's probably one.
Another one for me is men playing cricket and or
golf shots with their hands in the office market market.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's just practicing the swing, practicing, swe practicing,
especially when they're.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Like doing it really seriously, like they're pausing at the
top of the swing.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's just thanks the true for the Yeah, well just yeah,
but it's funny. After that of the Producer report and
our ap, Jojo C. White said she had one immediately.
I'm actually really interested to know what that is.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know, when you're like going on a day and
you're going to one of those paid parking lots and
there's a boom gate and they parked too far away.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
From where the is and you're kind of lean over.
It's happened a couple of times and I'm just like yuck. Yeah,
they've got to open the door and they got to lean.
Yeah as well, I'd drive through the boom. No, I'm
not leaning. It's worse to leane. I died to do
that recently, exactly, bench pressed ninety killers the next time. Hey,
(24:44):
thirty one six five I did. What is the biggest
male lick?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
What about wallets with lots of cards in your back pocket?
Where else do you put your cards? I've actually got
a question for the producers, which are largely women, because
this is discussed the other day with some friends of
mine were just being unable to hook a bra stand
in the in the level Ofvick or is it just like, no,
that's difficult, don't worry about it.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think it can be difficult sometimes at the front.
That's understandable, incredibly difficult.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We're very proud when we get it, like as there's
there's no the smug look on your face when you
when you do get it.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Quickly, it's very rare you get it. But if you
don't get it, it's like, oh it's okay.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I got it, Yeah, I got it. Yeah, And that
is an awkward moment. Though, when it's like drop me
to help and you're like no, no, no, no, no, I've
got it, and you really.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Started stretching it fastest fingers in the West here, I'll
have this off in a jiffy. Oh god, men saying
jiffy uh, Tammy? Six five anklet socks? Oh no, no, no, yeah.
I think anklets are pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Get the worst, the ones that are hidden, and then
they take their shoes off.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
It's like, what is that? Yeah? Remove it? Yeah. I
think anklets as well the gym shoes, clip in riding shoes.
Tammy killed thirteen six five. We supposed to ride now, Tammy,
what's the number one male leak?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I have a couple of male friends that refuse to
use tissues. So blow that's not into their hands and
flicker if they're out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, yeah, blow their nose into their hand.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yes, yes, I think a bushman's blow is different to
blowing it into your hand.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
No, no, no, into their hand and then flick it
if they're out or if they're at home, like quickly
like rinch their hand under the tap.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh. Quick question for you, Tammy.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
If if you're being sure to tap in your house,
if there is if there is booger on hand. If
you're in that situation, what's worse, quickly in the mouth
or a flick?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
What's worse?
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Well, sorry, I reckon a flick because what if you
hit someone when you flick it?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I agree, I agree, I think just quickly in the
mouth's okay, just like a very understated get it in
the job.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Thanks to you yourself, a set of archies. You go
footwear two hundred dollars and spend an arch dalk a
number one male ick on thirteen one six five if
you've got one. This is more a something that is
coming out more recently from me, and I just can't
believe it. You know people and you ask people, like
(27:16):
particularly men, what are you watching at the moment, And
they go, I actually haven't got time to watch anything
because I'm so busy. That's an ick o. I'm like, you.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Go to the toilet, surely you're watching something, your full
TV show on the toy.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, you can't be so busy that you're not watching anything.
You know, you're not watching anything. It's tough. Are you're
watching Stranger Things? You're five episodes in only on the bike.
But you've got to I've got just got worse. It's
got worth you again. But do you know what I mean?
Like you you've got something, you always find something. You're
so busy that I'm just so busy. I can't do that,
(27:55):
Lauren on thirteen one six five, Lauren, Hello, number one,
number one male, Lauren.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Okay, it's got to be when you see men crossing
the roads and they do that little walk you run
and I know they're just they're just so exposed, and
it's like social car.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
We're trying to help you out, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm trying to like I'm trying to make you get on.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Time or wherever you go, like you actually should be.
You should be saying, what a great guy? Because you
can't shuffle, Lauren, Lauren, you're also doing like do you
thin if they're wearing a suit right, like they can't
outwardly run.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
That's even worse. It's a bit of a shuffle pretending
to be.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, what about men running for the bus or train?
That's all time. Actually the beast is when they go
to the train and they hit the button too late.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Sorry. On the other side of the glass alone, it's
Will and WOODI of the Yeah, you get up, turn everyone.
You having your wonderful drive home? The quiz is just
around the corner. Wo's where I brought you away? Ui
this afternoon, your producer analyst is just getting her headphone sorded.
(29:08):
But she is in here for a battle of the gens.
We are from Generation Y as millennials. She's gen zausted
you to come in here and basically establish the fact
that gen z are irrelevant in any sense relevant. Well,
you keep proving the fact. Unfortunately, Let's play the James
Bond one again? Shall what's this theme from James Bond?
(29:35):
That's part one?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
God, really had to dig deep there? That should that
should have been.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
James Connery than your answer before you say that?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
What was that again?
Speaker 10 (29:47):
James Connery? I was immature then I didn't know and
I've grown and I've learned a lot, and that was
obviously Sean Connery for James Bond. There, you give me
a ding.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Off here we can kick off. You give us a
go we do you want to kick off with? Really?
Is really? Why did Tom Cruise jump on Oprah's couch? Oh?
Pop culture? This is supposed to be an easy little
warmer was a free hit?
Speaker 11 (30:25):
Yeah, I do remember the moment, one of the biggest
moments in.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
His hands nearly two thousands.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
It was rounding Nicole Kidman times.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No, it wasn't. You were born in two thousand, yes,
so you would have been one too. Maybe. Yes.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
I would just say he was excited to see Oprah.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Incorrect, just excited.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Do you think that Tom Cruise when he saw Oprah
started jumping?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She was lost? She's lost. What's the other significant thing
in Tom Cruiser's life?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Top gun?
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Top time came out?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Top gun came out? I put this out in correct?
Original top gun did not come out in two thousand
and one either. Okay, divorce. You think he was so
pumped about a divorce?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Sounds wrong?
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Scientology He was trying to convince Oprah to do scientology.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
M correct. Other significant thing in Tom cruise lovel they
haven't think about it. We'll go to a song think
about it. So early two thousand and one would Tom
Cruise jump on Oprah's couch?
Speaker 10 (31:28):
Why did Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Jump thirteen one and six five? Please give us a
call because we again, I thought this was very obvious.
But you've since had a chat with another one of
the the juniors in the Team Woods and ep Jojo
Siwah was like, I've got a guess.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't want to give it away to analyst though,
because she was so confident she had it right. So
she communicated to me that she thinks Tom Cruise jumped
on Oprah's couch because he thought he could fly.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Is writing some like aspect that into you or something?
He thought he could fly?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
No, like as in like thought he could like had
a super a superpower.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Was a jokers everyone like Lowell Remever, when Tom Cruise
he could fly? Wow? Incorrect? On the phone lines are
lighting up. I mean was everyone knows this? But I
am You've had someone to think about it, analysts, anything else,
anything else? No, I haven't.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
I've gone full blank and I've.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Listened, gone through his life, You've gone through. So you're
basically name of the big top Gun Scientology divorce.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Weirdly, you kept saying top Gun when top Gun came
out twenty years before that?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Did top Gun come out like eighties? Really?
Speaker 10 (32:39):
Wow? I really like the new one really hot?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh yeah, no, I agree, Miles Teller. Yeah. I think
by the audio we've got the calls as well. People
are poured in played the audio afterwards, Kelly put everyone
out of their misery. Why did Tom Cruise jump on
Oprah's couch?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
He was in his relationship with Katie Home.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I was close enough.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What do you mean you were closer?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I said divorce. I was thinking Katie I.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Did separate seven years later. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're not excepting.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, absolutely not. Listen here it is.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
We've never seen you behave this way before.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
I know.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Have you ever felt oh my gosh? What whoa that's
Katie must have got the actually, oh my god? What
would you do?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
What would you do if someone was like filing their
body around, just going, oh my god, oh my god,
feeling from his emotions?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, thanks having called in by the way for us. Yeah,
what's lessons? Lessons? Is a shoe store?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Boom boom wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
How spell blessing? Nim Glass mim loves clothing, clothing, It's
a store. Wow, what good good good value? It's cheap.
I'm like, no, I wouldn't say cheap love glassons on
this show. But if you want to save a duller lessons? Yeah,
which which band forced themselves onto everyone's iPod YouTube? Ah?
(34:24):
You too good? Even Tom Cruise had the year.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So junior producer analyse. She lives with her younger brother,
and she was disgusted. She was appalled by something that
he did in their house, in their sharehouse that they
have together.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Let's get to that thing, because I think this is
sounding worse. So he left an empty toilet roll in
the in the communal bathroom.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Ah right, yeah, Now I just don't reckon that's that
band analyst like, why is it on him to have
to replace the toilet?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Don't be sorry, analyst.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Feel like you answered the question one.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You said, I'm deliberately poking. I'm deliberately poking. But that's
so that really did anger you?
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Yes, because there was no more toilet people left in
the house, so I up for my morning toilet running
and there was nothing to sort it out.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
How to do with that?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay, look.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Paper tower. Wow, to be fair, I think that's what
else can you do? Straight to the shower? I think
papertown is better than straight to the shower. Disagree, it
gets a bit dirty.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I do agree with you.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's poor form. That is, that is poor form from
her brother. But it was her comment afterwards that got
me going a little bit. She said, men are disgusting
to live with. Yeah, I agree with that. I've lived
with men my whole life.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I think they're pretty gross. Well, I will now will
a little battle of the sexes, battle of the genders. Yes,
mind ring the bell, ring the bell, but not your bell. Sorry,
I've got it though. Thirteen one oh six five is
the number. Who is worse to live with? Boys or girls?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Now, if you are going to get involved here, I'm
going to eat evidence. I will try and fight the
good fight here and say that I think girls can
be worse.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Why girl, what are what are the things going? Clashes
on the bathroom bench?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yep, that's you know, because that's that's that's weird. You
want if you think a serial killer has been in there?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I mean like the fake eye last I think the
only thing that girls have got going against them is
time spending bathroom and things in bathroom. So I agree,
shampoo bottle, shampoo bottles, they clog the showeryeh, clogs the shower,
I think the bathroom thing. But then also on the
other side, boys skitties, water everywhere, shaving clippings in the sink.
(36:54):
Can you come to the party here? And mirror gets
dirty boys. I can't need you, well, I need you.
I need the bathroom boy, like towel They just leave
towels on the floor as well, I need you in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Okay, give you another one. Just let's just put another
one in the point towards maybe girls.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Or they don't turn the fan on. And there's just
so many things like what about they eat everyone else's food?
What about? What about this? Mate? But what about this
leaving clothes in the washing machine? On that clothes? Clothes?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Though?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
What about when girls before they go out, they try
on a number of outfits, and then there's always that chair,
that one chair in the bedroom that gets all the
outfits they choose not to wear.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That chair is always covered in clothes. Ghastly cheer.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Out.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, let's one more. Yeah, I feel like I need
another point in the bank. Fifteen one sixty five. Who's
worse to live with? Boys or girls? Will need evidence?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay, taking the song off, Tommy, let's he's need more
time taking this taking one bite of something and then
putting it straight back.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
That might a boy think? It might have been my
wife as your friend.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
And yeah, and yeah, I'll live with you and I
live with you don't go there. I'm great to live
with thirteen six fives. The question who's worse to live with?
Boys or girls?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Speaking of me, though, I'm I'm a bit of a grub.
I remember when I was living by myself for a
while in an apartment that my friends referred to as
Naughty Nico. A few guys came to help me move
my couch when I was moving to another place. Yes,
and they said to me, maybe you didn't know you
had a cat?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
And I was like, I don't. It was a fluffball.
It was a fuff for at the edge of the
couch that was the size of a cat. There's anything
like it. Let's go to Kiari here, will you you?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
You will?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
You famously once cleaned your entire apartment with wet wipes. Yep.
Didn't didn't want to buy a mop. I didn't know
what a mop was. I think it's probably more accurate. Well,
I didn't know how to use the bucket. Christen spin
I don't get it. Kara, good Kiara. So who's worse
to live with? Girls or boys?
Speaker 13 (39:00):
Definitely boys in my opinion. Look, don't get me wrong,
girls can be messy, but boys are dirty.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, give us an example, give us some evidence. Have
you lived with a dirty boy?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What do you do?
Speaker 13 (39:12):
Absolutely so, I rented with my partner and my brother
for two years, eight between eighteen months and two years,
and I am one hundred percent sure as certain my
brother did not clean his bathroom in his high time
we were there.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh that's sick. That's sick. It's sick. Okay, it's one
point to the girls. Wow, I say, I think that
the boy tolerance for what is generally seen as disgusting,
the squalor we can live in. Squalor. It's a great word,
it is. Yeah, you're right, the squalor threshold is really high.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
We kind of just I think it gets to a
certain amount of squalor, and then we're like, I think
it'll just platau.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Let's go to let's go to Dallas. Here us who's
worse to live with girls or boys.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
I'm gonna have to say girls.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Here we go Dallas evidence Dallas.
Speaker 12 (40:09):
I'm gonna say one for the amount of hair they leave.
When you live with blokes, you have an argument, you
get over it the next hour. When you live with women,
they argue on the same topic. For the next three weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, like the arguments. Arguments okay, Dallas, don't mind it,
don't mind it. I do it mean a bit of
passive aggression coming into it? Yeah right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
The fellas is just like, let's go at the back,
let's have a wrestle. Obviously not the face, nothing too aggressive,
but let's have a wrestle. I don't think that happens,
but when we live together, off for a number of
times to have a wrestle at the.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Back, Tarlie. The myth that the girls, that the girls
kind of get a bit toxic, Yeah, I actually do
agree with that.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I actually think girls are pretty good at going like no,
let's talk about it. And I think guys get all
so guys more than as a soulka, I think we
tend to suck Talia.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Who's worse to live with? Girls or boys?
Speaker 8 (41:05):
Hey, guys, So I'm gonna have to say boys are
worse to live with.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
What's the evidence of Italia?
Speaker 8 (41:10):
So I've lived with my partner for nelly fully ar
and what annoys me the most is they can never
wet in the toilet.
Speaker 13 (41:18):
It's probably always on the floor.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, no, that we've all got to take a leaf
out of Walid Alley's book. I think it's sit down
is the way to go. If you didn't know that
about Walid. Yeah, and he swears by it.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
He's just like, it doesn't make any sense for us
to stand and will I started doing it in.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
The night now, yeah, oh absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'm also there's apparently Martha Califatitis once told me that
all the all the people in her fail, all the
boys in her family are dabbers, so finish the Wii
and they will toilet paper dab.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, which I have tried that. It is, it is,
it works. The standing up thing is the fact though, Yeah,
should just sit down. You've got to get pretty close,
don't you to avoid anything? Well, yeah, and it was
in a rush, you know, we shake it. It's pretty tough.
It's actually a tough tall order. And when you're shaking
getting sick, let's go to Steve. I think it's just
(42:12):
very it's frustrating for a lot of people. Yes, Sam
has got very angry at me about that.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
I get in a lot of trouble too sometimes, Miss Steve,
you know, and it's in the middle of the night
and you're listening for water you know, you're like, listen
for water.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Listen for water. That floor, that's floor because you can't
see ye direct the wrong way on floor. How did
I get the floor? You go up, you go down.
Apparently we're going from Steve. Are we Steve? Good mate? Okay?
We might have thought it was getting about the point
(42:48):
for the boys here.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
When I've shared a house or flat with some gay
guys and I keep the place Pristont, there is just
no measure when it comes to the gay guys against
the girls.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
The other guys that keep the house colon of the
guys that are out there trying to pick up the chicks.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
You can't bring a chick back to a dirty house mate,
one Steve
The Will and Woody Podcast. So let's start from the start.
There's a guy who is in Thailand and he's his
sister's not well, not well at all. To the point, sorry, yeah,
is he when you say he's in Thailand? Is he
from Thailand? From Thailand? In Thailand? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, if we had to be specific on the outskirts
of Bangkok anyway, not important. But basically his sister is sick.
That's what you need to know. He gets to a
point where he goes, he goes, oh you are you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You are? You are quite ill? You know? I reckon
you're did so? He brutal right, he does. This is
a great question.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So he would say that he did check the pulse
right obviously if you questioned him. But he organizes a coffin,
puts her in a coffin, puts his sister in a coffin,
drives her to a temple to be cremated. Anyway, here's
where things get interesting because as the coffin is about
to be cremated, they hear a knock on the wall.
(01:20):
Knock is amazing, Mark the man Daniel created that knock.
It's it's I don't think he created I think he
might have found it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, he didn't. He made it. He didn't make it.
He found it. I feel like I'm there. I feel
like i'm there, the first one for me. That is
what unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's crazy, No doubt you're all in your cars going
that that not I think once it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Goes to the compressor and all the rest of it,
you're probably not getting the same effect for you and me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, So obviously the temple workers who are about to
cremate the coffin are like struth, almighty, what is that noise?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
They open up the coffin. The woman is alive. Oh
that's all. So he tried to bury her alive?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, so he is she just claiming he's just like
she was unresponsive, pretty sure she was dead kind of thing.
He's claiming one hundred percent thought she was obviously. But
I mean it's a bit of a pong about it
to the.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Door, like did they was she ever pronounced dead? You
know what I mean? That normally there's a there's.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Also, okay, a bit more than he actually took up.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They're gonna be pronounced dead before you bury.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He took her to a hospital first, because he did
she wanted to donate her organs. They were like, you
need a death certificate, an official death certificate, and he
was like, don't have one of them. So then he
took her to a temple to be cremated. Oh wow,
So Dodgy and Dodger and Dodger. And speaking of Dodgy,
here's the question I want to ask you guys on
(02:41):
thirteen one oh six five. I don't know if we'll
hear anything, but the number thirteen one oh sixty five.
Did a sibling almost kill you?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh? Now it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It doesn't have to be like intentional murder? Yeah, did
a sibling almost kill you? Got a quick story for
you off the bat. I was going for a jet
ski ride with my brother. It was like a jet
ski ride around Magnetic Island. If people know, twenty minutes
off Townsville.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh, he fell in love with your auntie. Leave that there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So anyway, we're on this jet ski trip around Magnetic
Island and the instructor says, hey, guys, you're gonna want
to go pretty slow around here. This is a tiger
shark breeding area. Yep, great, And so I'm on a
jet ski with my brother and he goes yeah, yeah, yeah,
No dramas flaws it and whip me off the jet
(03:36):
ski to the point where I was in the water
for a very long time with tiger sharks.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wow. Almost Wow. Got another one for it an older
brother's jitty, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't know why they're trying to kill their siblings,
but I've got another one for you from my brother.
I was beating him at golf rare. He's a much
better sportsman than me, but I was beating him at
golf right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He knows this.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He's frustrated. He says to me, he's chipping. He's chipping
onto the green. He says to me, I'm going to
need you to hold the pin. I was like, narrow
as I hold the pin for you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I stand up there holding the pin and he blasts
what gets me square in the chest. In the chest.
I'm likecky to be you a life? Wil thirteen one
O six y five is our number.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Did a sibling almost kill you?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Live?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Will? Believable?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I think that first knock they need to create an
Australian radio best knock. That's Mark the man Daniel in there. Yeah,
can I hear that first knock again, it's worth asking
the calls whether that knock sounds as good in the
car as it does in here, because that could just
because if that's just us, think we need to drop
it because no one knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Hey, Amy, that sound effect, we're a plane of the
of the knock. I'll play it for you again. Is
that sounding unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
In the car?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's a little equally.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right, we won't bring it up again. Okay, So
let's get on topic. A sibling almost killed you, Amy, Yes, So.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I was about eight and my older sister and I
were playing in the living room and I was sitting
on one of those exercise balls, like those big bouncy
blue yoga ball things, and she kicked me a little
bit too hard and the ball rolled backwards and I
went through the living room window smashed it to pieces,
and she still has a scar on her foot to
(05:27):
this day. And my mom, I remember, was very unhappy
that she had to pay so much to replace the
window because it was on ground level and she had
to get double glaze all that stuff. So, yeah, it
was very funny. But luckily I was not hurt, but
it could.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Have been worse going through double glazed As a man,
I've run full tilt at a double glazed glass before,
very hard to break amy, you must have gone very hard.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No, so the window was single glazed because it was
very old, but then she had to replace it. Obviously,
safety standards looking out for people had.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The same.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Do you remember that at a house party when I
was a friend of mine was trying to chase me
with and I hit a full, full length glass window.
I did obviously didn't see the glass. That's why I
ran into it. I thought for at least three seconds
that I hit a force field.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Wayne stalled on six five. Wayne, how are you mate?
Good mate? This is something your brother did to you.
We're talking siblings trying to kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, I reckon It was on purpose because
he's about We were out bike riding, as in push
bike riding when we were young. Yeah, it was about
ten to fifteen meters behind me. I fell off the
bike and he ran over my head with both wheels.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's a great. What was the damage there wo to
your head?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Severne in cashion, several stitches in my head. Every time
he looked at me, he had this little smirk. On
his face.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Wow, so Wayna, what was did he manage to get
over your head without crashing? Because that's a fair bump
for him to go over your head.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh no, he was fine.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I mean that's good handling. And the noodles are
right now Wayne?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh yeah, this is when we're about four a yeah,
on fifty four now, so good to know. Sometimes I
get a bit cloudy that.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know, we all do what's three times nine? Wayne?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Three times nine?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, wouldn't I it's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The noodles fine, Wayne, Absolutely fine. Let's going to Adriana
here on thirteen one six five. But maybe he never
knew exactly exactly Adriana. Sorry, Wayne, wasn't that wasn't nice?
You can't just throw arithmetic at people, you know, it's
a buddy three times table. I don't think that's unfair.
(07:59):
I can we give Wayne some archies footwear?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Feeling bad? Are feeling guilty? Feeling kids?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Adriana, we're talking about the siblings trying to kill you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What happened with you?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Well, it was me who tried to kill my sibling,
my sister. Yea, what we were she I was about six,
she was about three decided I'd had enough of being
an older sister. Tried to put her in the washing machine,
got in the way, so I put her in the
(08:32):
dry or turned it on. No only that mum could
hear the banging and me saying you get in, get in,
get in. No way stopped it spins, friends, now, so
it's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
How many spins? How many spins did she survive in there?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
It didn't spin at all because it just wouldn't move.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Too bloods intense, Adriana, What did she do to deserve that?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Because of and these are like revenge moves when you
do something like put your sister in a dryer?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What did she do to deserve it?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Look, look it was many many moons ago, but clearly
you know, I just probably had enough. She was a
perfect child, like my sister.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
She was the perfect size. It's nice to be asked.
It's just it, that's just the truth of it. You
sound like every mother ever, well.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Every every person that has the biological instinct to be included.
It is nice to be asked. If you feel safe, warm,
you feel secure, but you know you don't want to
go to this thing.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So why would anyone waste their time asking you to
go to something.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Because it's nice to be asked, because it's nice to
be asked. You're such an efficient guy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Usually this is a waste of It's a waste of
time for you to get invited and then say no.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I just want to know what's at the bottom of this,
because my fears, my fears, like any father, like any father.
You know, money is a concern of mine. Yeah, it is,
And I can sense my job might be to trade
At the moment, you think you're about to be fired
because I've been invited to a fun run and you haven't.
That's right. I feel like you've stretched the first step.
This is the first descent. Is that all duo's break up,
(10:08):
one of them gets invited to a fun run. It's
the fun run of death. Dany has already had the call.
I reckon, I reckon. They've already sussed him out. I mean,
Dany would be good, he'd be good. He is good,
you know he's good. He's busy, though he's the best.
He's busy with deal and no deal, Oh Todd Woodbridge.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's busy with stepping clip, the cliff, edge of the edge,
the tipping point, tipping Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
He's doing that, but I'm not. It's my only job
and I want to keep it. And I'm worried because
you've been invited to the Kiss Fun Run, which with
Junior produced Randaly, which is to give me the details.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So next Wednesday, there's going to be a run. It's
a fun run. It's through the city, it's awesome, finishes
with the disco. And I got called by a big
boss Deebs. He just said, mate, I'd love you to
go there. Great for the brand, and I was like, mate,
I love a fun run.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So my question is why am I not invited to that?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
So when I received the phone call, I assumed to
be fair that you have received the same phone call.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, And then then I heard whispers you did, yes,
and it wasn't communicated to me. This is the other
thing when you know, when you know that you're on
the outer is when you have to sniff out the
info yourself. You know that no one came to me,
How did you find out? How did you find overheard?
Just overheard? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Where hell? Knowing all this? Right? Yeah, this is the
p I'm scared and I'm hurt.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
But even though you know you would say no because
you don't like a fun run, and I've just explained
why because it's nice to be asked. Now, okay, so
you don't want to call our boss and what's your
what's your attacked?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Here? Don't know why I'm not invited to the fun Run?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah? Great?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah? Are they worried? Is he worried about what I'm
going to save the listeners? Is that a thing? Yeah?
I'm sure they haven't been shepherd out of a function before. Yeah,
one concern there. So I'm talking about meditation and techno.
It's not on brand. It's not offensive though, Brandy have
to go. I just want to be invited, get that. Hello,
(11:55):
Hey Debs, how are you going?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Good?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah? Good? Good? You know, very good? Sorry, David, he's
not good. He's not not good. God, you're not good.
Just a bit of don't find the ointment. I just
want to clear it up. So the fun run.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
All the run club?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, the run club, run club.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah, Okay, I knew this would get me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm just like, I'm just interested, by the way, just interested.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You want to know why you weren't You're not in
the run club.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
I'm guessing he does.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'll let you figure that out.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
He does.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I'll let you figure that out. You've joined the duds.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Well, I take you more as a cyclist.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Will, what is the cyclist?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I'm actually yeah, I am that too. Will's more
of a swimmer, He's more of a water guy.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean he's falling off his bike a lot. Seriously,
what is it a brand thing? Are you scared about
what I'm saying to the listeners? What are you worried
about it's going to look on me? What are you
my liability?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
None, none of the above.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Analysa is going, Yeah, that wasn't my choice.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
That was that was Woody wanting a babysitter.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That is true.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
I don't know, mate.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I just look at Woody and I see him as
the runner, you know, and I look at you and
see you as the bike rider.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
So there was an event? What like, you know, give
me an example in twenty twenty six, big years for kids.
What's the event that I'm going to be invited to?
And would he not.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The bike club?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Bike club? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I see you more as like the you know, the
smart I don't know, I'm getting myself in more trouble here.
But like you know, you're the brains of the operation.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Hang the other. I think I've got brains as well, mate, No, you.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Do, but it's more streets smart.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
He can't win. You started, You brought this on yourself.
You invited one of us and not two of us
or something. You know, we talk. I just want to
be invited. Can you just say I can go?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Well, would you like to come and participate in the
Kiss run club?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, I would not. It's nice to be asked. Nice
to be asked.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah, good, Okay, I'll make a mental note for next time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Thanks, mate, appreciate that. Right up, next I should mention
speaking of running, Nat for Brown is going to join us.
Eighty year old woman who completed the whole Iiian iron Man.
She can come to run clubs.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
It's really Woody, Well, Joe, we've got a very very
special guest in Nat Gribau.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Nat has completed the Hawaiian iron Man at eighty years old. Nat.
Welcome to Willem Woody. It's so good to have you
on here.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Thanks really well, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What does a Hawaiian iron man consist of?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, all ironman consists of the same thing, a two
point four mile swim and one hundred and twelve mile
bike and then a marathon twenty six point two miles
Runney Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So for everyone playing at home, that's a three point
eight kse swim, one hundred and eighty k bike ride,
and a forty two point two k run, which is
a full marathon. Why is Hawaii considered the most difficult.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Because of the elements the heat and humidity, in the wind.
The water is beautiful, it was a little rough this year.
The course isn't that hilly. The bike course it's got
some hills, but it's really the wind, the cross winds
that kind of get you kind of knocked a little
bit to your side. And then the heat and humidity,
which you really had to stay on top of your nutrition,
(16:04):
your water, your salt intake and all that so you
don't cramp up.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
If I can just take you back then to if
I'm mats is correct, you're sixty years old or fifty
nine years old when you do your first triathlon?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I'm getting to the age where running is getting a
bit difficult.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
The ankle hurts, my knee hurts, and I feel like
I'm just starting to slow down a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's adding twenty years to my life and then I'm
doing my first triathlons.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, I have to backtrack. I started running in my
late thirties early forties, so had I had better runner.
I found that running was a quick thing to do
to get into good shape. I was kind of embarrassed
that I had never learned to swim. Everybody was doing
a sprint triathlon, all my friends, and so I had
one of my daughters come to do the swim part
(16:51):
for me. That's fe So she did that and then
I did the bike in the run, and I just
loved it. I loved all the people. I loved the energy,
I loved the competitiveness. So I said, I've got to
learn to swim so I can do this, you know,
by myself.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
But I'm not sure if today I was a training
die or not. But can I get an understanding of
what you'll do?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Everything is an I did a run last year for
the first time. I started doing some strength work. So
I go and work with a strength trainer and I
did a strength workout.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Nice do that today? Double the doubles the run.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
End of the strength training for an iron Man or
half Ironman, you have a lot of doubles. But I'm
you know, I'm retired, I have.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You're icy, No, it's not, it's not the way. I'm
not questioning the workload. That's that's not the impressing part
of these.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
But I don't I don't know what eighty feels like.
But I don't feel eighty if eighty feels old. So
I just love it, and I love having a hard workout,
and I love the feeling of satisfaction after doing a
hard workout. So you know, it's just part of what
I like to do.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Was there bit of sledging when you were doing the
Hawaiian iron Man mat like when you're overtaking people on
the run?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Was a little bit like, come on, I'm eighty.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh I don't overtig No, no, no, I just plod
along at my little slow pace. I don't I don't
need to try to overtake anybody.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So I think the world record the oldest finish of
an iron Man World Championship remains Hiromu Inada, who was
eighty five when he finished in twenty eighteen. Is that
is that a goal of yours in five years time.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well, I don't. I don't generally compete against the men,
so I you know it's not gold, you know. I'm
that was great for him, But.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Can you see yourself doing Ironmn's in five years?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
I can see myself doing another iron Man. Yes, everybody
has plans and you just have to see how your body.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hold something's out of your hands.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
My grandparents, I've got one grandfather who's remaining out of
my four grandparents, and his favorite thing to do is
to just go to the cafe and get a scone
and some tea.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It's just that's that's his day. He absolutely loves it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'm interested when you go to these catch ups, are
you punching a protein shake or something or do we
still enjoy tea and scones.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
I just have a regular diet. I don't avoid anything.
I eat sweets and I went out for dinner with
a group of triathlon girlfriends. I had a nice, big chocolate,
kind of pretty dessert with chocolate chips on top, and
it was delicious.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's great. Natalie Gribau is the oldest female iron Man,
finishing the Hawaiian I'm Man sixteen hours forty five minutes
again that is, let me just run through those stats
again for me. Now what that consists of.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
It's a two point four milesom, a one hundred and
twelve mile bake, and a marathon a twenty six point
two mile run.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
So if you struggled today at work, get a group
of yourself or maybe you skipped your morning workout and
well no it's a bit hard today. Get a bit
hard today. Now, it's been so nice to talk to you.
It's been such an inspiration. Thanks so much for coming on.
Will and Woody.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Oh, thanks for having me. It's nice to meet you, guys.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Revealing to all of you, guys said that the footballer
in the country with the largest social media following has
been spotted. He couldn't be Hotter Bailey Smith. He was
with Tammy Hembrow for a little while there. Now he
has been spotted at schoolies.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's one hundred percent confirmed he's been spotted at schoolies.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well he's on the Gold Coast sitting on a bench
next to a cube of hard rated sugar freeze. So yeah,
I would say that's even if you're not technically out schoolies.
Could he think there's a lot of school going on there.
I would say that by the very definition gold Coast.
Yeah on Dutch hat, Yeah, cube of hard rated sugar
(21:10):
freeze drinks. It's a classic school school. He's trying to
fit in. He's trying to believe these are just scot
songs from where when we were at schoolies. By the way,
they are a long we won't not go twenty years ago.
This was on school twenty years ago.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
He's like, surely there's there's a chance, maybe he like
booked a trip and didn't think that schoolies was on chance.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, there's a good chance buying that. Are you buying
those odds? I'm not, but oh God, to take my eyes.
So I know all the schoolies kids are rocked up.
What are the chances?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And if I did accidentally book a trip, I wouldn't
go out at night and buy a cube of hard rated,
the hard rated and sit on a bench, which is
what he's been photographed doing.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's right. Maybe he was just waiting for him, mate, Hey,
I reckon. A guy going to school is or also
known as being a toolly, is possibly the greatest ick
I can think of for man, is there a bigger
ick than a guy going to being a toolly going
(22:18):
to an eighteen year old event. It's pretty bad. Like
once you've finished going to a leavers event, after you've
finished leaving school. If you're trying to get involved.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm not sure if he was trying to get involved,
but if he's tried to get involved as well, that's
just a bit dick all over it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Nothing, there's nothing good about that. I anyone who's exbed,
what do you reckon? He is the male, the biggest male. Ick.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You let me know if this is worse. Telling your
entire work team what you're currently deadlifting at the gym.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh well, that's just if you if you've improved, have
you improved a lot for coming in you're talking about your.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Dead lift, right right, yeah right, it's impressive. That's a
forty killer game. I'll give you another k that's talking
about their gangs.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's a forty killer game. Yeah, fair enough. But look,
I've got a five year old ass. It's now it's
an eight year old ass. I'm proud. This is what
we have to do with every crowd every day school
trophies in the bedroom remains for me number one male lee.
I think I think I think it's I think that
has to be number one.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I think it's a nod to a to a great time,
a great memory. I think it brings back nostalgia. You
are me going to continue to attack each other.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm not that actually wasn't a shot at you that
you've just taken the bait there. It was just in general,
just men with school trophies. I think there's probably one.
Another one for me is men playing cricket and or
golf shots with their hands in the office market market.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's just practicing the swing, practicing, swe practicing,
especially when they're.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Like doing it really seriously, like they're pausing at the
top of the swing.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's just thanks the true for the Yeah, well just yeah,
but it's funny. After that of the Producer report and
our ap, Jojo C. White said she had one immediately.
I'm actually really interested to know what that is.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know, when you're like going on a day and
you're going to one of those paid parking lots and
there's a boom gate and they parked too far away.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
From where the is and you're kind of lean over.
It's happened a couple of times and I'm just like yuck. Yeah,
they've got to open the door and they got to lean.
Yeah as well, I'd drive through the boom. No, I'm
not leaning. It's worse to leane. I died to do
that recently, exactly, bench pressed ninety killers the next time. Hey,
(24:44):
thirty one six five I did. What is the biggest
male lick?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
What about wallets with lots of cards in your back pocket?
Where else do you put your cards? I've actually got
a question for the producers, which are largely women, because
this is discussed the other day with some friends of
mine were just being unable to hook a bra stand
in the in the level Ofvick or is it just like, no,
that's difficult, don't worry about it.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I think it can be difficult sometimes at the front.
That's understandable, incredibly difficult.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We're very proud when we get it, like as there's
there's no the smug look on your face when you
when you do get it.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Quickly, it's very rare you get it. But if you
don't get it, it's like, oh it's okay.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I got it, Yeah, I got it. Yeah, And that
is an awkward moment. Though, when it's like drop me
to help and you're like no, no, no, no, no, I've
got it, and you really.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Started stretching it fastest fingers in the West here, I'll
have this off in a jiffy. Oh god, men saying
jiffy uh, Tammy? Six five anklet socks? Oh no, no, no, yeah.
I think anklets are pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Get the worst, the ones that are hidden, and then
they take their shoes off.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
It's like, what is that? Yeah? Remove it? Yeah. I
think anklets as well the gym shoes, clip in riding shoes.
Tammy killed thirteen six five. We supposed to ride now, Tammy,
what's the number one male leak?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I have a couple of male friends that refuse to
use tissues. So blow that's not into their hands and
flicker if they're out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, yeah, blow their nose into their hand.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yes, yes, I think a bushman's blow is different to
blowing it into your hand.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
No, no, no, into their hand and then flick it
if they're out or if they're at home, like quickly
like rinch their hand under the tap.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh. Quick question for you, Tammy.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
If if you're being sure to tap in your house,
if there is if there is booger on hand. If
you're in that situation, what's worse, quickly in the mouth
or a flick?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
What's worse?
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Well, sorry, I reckon a flick because what if you
hit someone when you flick it?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I agree, I agree, I think just quickly in the
mouth's okay, just like a very understated get it in
the job.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Thanks to you yourself, a set of archies. You go
footwear two hundred dollars and spend an arch dalk a
number one male ick on thirteen one six five if
you've got one. This is more a something that is
coming out more recently from me, and I just can't
believe it. You know people and you ask people, like
(27:16):
particularly men, what are you watching at the moment, And
they go, I actually haven't got time to watch anything
because I'm so busy. That's an ick o. I'm like, you.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Go to the toilet, surely you're watching something, your full
TV show on the toy.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, you can't be so busy that you're not watching anything.
You know, you're not watching anything. It's tough. Are you're
watching Stranger Things? You're five episodes in only on the bike.
But you've got to I've got just got worse. It's
got worth you again. But do you know what I mean?
Like you you've got something, you always find something. You're
so busy that I'm just so busy. I can't do that,
(27:55):
Lauren on thirteen one six five, Lauren, Hello, number one,
number one male, Lauren.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Okay, it's got to be when you see men crossing
the roads and they do that little walk you run
and I know they're just they're just so exposed, and
it's like social car.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
We're trying to help you out, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm trying to like I'm trying to make you get on.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Time or wherever you go, like you actually should be.
You should be saying, what a great guy? Because you
can't shuffle, Lauren, Lauren, you're also doing like do you
thin if they're wearing a suit right, like they can't
outwardly run.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
That's even worse. It's a bit of a shuffle pretending
to be.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, what about men running for the bus or train?
That's all time. Actually the beast is when they go
to the train and they hit the button too late.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Sorry. On the other side of the glass alone, it's
Will and WOODI of the Yeah, you get up, turn everyone.
You having your wonderful drive home? The quiz is just
around the corner. Wo's where I brought you away? Ui
this afternoon, your producer analyst is just getting her headphone sorded.
(29:08):
But she is in here for a battle of the gens.
We are from Generation Y as millennials. She's gen zausted
you to come in here and basically establish the fact
that gen z are irrelevant in any sense relevant. Well,
you keep proving the fact. Unfortunately, Let's play the James
Bond one again? Shall what's this theme from James Bond?
(29:35):
That's part one?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
God, really had to dig deep there? That should that
should have been.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
James Connery than your answer before you say that?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
What was that again?
Speaker 10 (29:47):
James Connery? I was immature then I didn't know and
I've grown and I've learned a lot, and that was
obviously Sean Connery for James Bond. There, you give me
a ding.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Off here we can kick off. You give us a
go we do you want to kick off with? Really?
Is really? Why did Tom Cruise jump on Oprah's couch? Oh?
Pop culture? This is supposed to be an easy little
warmer was a free hit?
Speaker 11 (30:25):
Yeah, I do remember the moment, one of the biggest
moments in.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
His hands nearly two thousands.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
It was rounding Nicole Kidman times.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No, it wasn't. You were born in two thousand, yes,
so you would have been one too. Maybe. Yes.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
I would just say he was excited to see Oprah.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Incorrect, just excited.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Do you think that Tom Cruise when he saw Oprah
started jumping?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She was lost? She's lost. What's the other significant thing
in Tom Cruiser's life?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Top gun?
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Top time came out?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Top gun came out? I put this out in correct?
Original top gun did not come out in two thousand
and one either. Okay, divorce. You think he was so
pumped about a divorce?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Sounds wrong?
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Scientology He was trying to convince Oprah to do scientology.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
M correct. Other significant thing in Tom cruise lovel they
haven't think about it. We'll go to a song think
about it. So early two thousand and one would Tom
Cruise jump on Oprah's couch?
Speaker 10 (31:28):
Why did Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Jump thirteen one and six five? Please give us a
call because we again, I thought this was very obvious.
But you've since had a chat with another one of
the the juniors in the Team Woods and ep Jojo
Siwah was like, I've got a guess.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't want to give it away to analyst though,
because she was so confident she had it right. So
she communicated to me that she thinks Tom Cruise jumped
on Oprah's couch because he thought he could fly.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Is writing some like aspect that into you or something?
He thought he could fly?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
No, like as in like thought he could like had
a super a superpower.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Was a jokers everyone like Lowell Remever, when Tom Cruise
he could fly? Wow? Incorrect? On the phone lines are
lighting up. I mean was everyone knows this? But I
am You've had someone to think about it, analysts, anything else,
anything else? No, I haven't.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
I've gone full blank and I've.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Listened, gone through his life, You've gone through. So you're
basically name of the big top Gun Scientology divorce.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Weirdly, you kept saying top Gun when top Gun came
out twenty years before that?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Did top Gun come out like eighties? Really?
Speaker 10 (32:39):
Wow? I really like the new one really hot?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh yeah, no, I agree, Miles Teller. Yeah. I think
by the audio we've got the calls as well. People
are poured in played the audio afterwards, Kelly put everyone
out of their misery. Why did Tom Cruise jump on
Oprah's couch?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
He was in his relationship with Katie Home.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I was close enough.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What do you mean you were closer?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I said divorce. I was thinking Katie I.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Did separate seven years later. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're not excepting.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, absolutely not. Listen here it is.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
We've never seen you behave this way before.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
I know.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Have you ever felt oh my gosh? What whoa that's
Katie must have got the actually, oh my god? What
would you do?
Speaker 11 (33:37):
What would you do if someone was like filing their
body around, just going, oh my god, oh my god,
feeling from his emotions?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, thanks having called in by the way for us. Yeah,
what's lessons? Lessons? Is a shoe store?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Boom boom wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
How spell blessing? Nim Glass mim loves clothing, clothing, It's
a store. Wow, what good good good value? It's cheap.
I'm like, no, I wouldn't say cheap love glassons on
this show. But if you want to save a duller lessons? Yeah,
which which band forced themselves onto everyone's iPod YouTube? Ah?
(34:24):
You too good? Even Tom Cruise had the year.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So junior producer analyse. She lives with her younger brother,
and she was disgusted. She was appalled by something that
he did in their house, in their sharehouse that they
have together.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Let's get to that thing, because I think this is
sounding worse. So he left an empty toilet roll in
the in the communal bathroom.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Ah right, yeah, Now I just don't reckon that's that
band analyst like, why is it on him to have
to replace the toilet?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Don't be sorry, analyst.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Feel like you answered the question one.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You said, I'm deliberately poking. I'm deliberately poking. But that's
so that really did anger you?
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Yes, because there was no more toilet people left in
the house, so I up for my morning toilet running
and there was nothing to sort it out.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
How to do with that?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay, look.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Paper tower. Wow, to be fair, I think that's what
else can you do? Straight to the shower? I think
papertown is better than straight to the shower. Disagree, it
gets a bit dirty.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I do agree with you.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's poor form. That is, that is poor form from
her brother. But it was her comment afterwards that got
me going a little bit. She said, men are disgusting
to live with. Yeah, I agree with that. I've lived
with men my whole life.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I think they're pretty gross. Well, I will now will
a little battle of the sexes, battle of the genders. Yes,
mind ring the bell, ring the bell, but not your bell. Sorry,
I've got it though. Thirteen one oh six five is
the number. Who is worse to live with? Boys or girls?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Now, if you are going to get involved here, I'm
going to eat evidence. I will try and fight the
good fight here and say that I think girls can
be worse.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Why girl, what are what are the things going? Clashes
on the bathroom bench?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yep, that's you know, because that's that's that's weird. You
want if you think a serial killer has been in there?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I mean like the fake eye last I think the
only thing that girls have got going against them is
time spending bathroom and things in bathroom. So I agree,
shampoo bottle, shampoo bottles, they clog the showeryeh, clogs the shower,
I think the bathroom thing. But then also on the
other side, boys skitties, water everywhere, shaving clippings in the sink.
(36:54):
Can you come to the party here? And mirror gets
dirty boys. I can't need you, well, I need you.
I need the bathroom boy, like towel They just leave
towels on the floor as well, I need you in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Okay, give you another one. Just let's just put another
one in the point towards maybe girls.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Or they don't turn the fan on. And there's just
so many things like what about they eat everyone else's food?
What about? What about this? Mate? But what about this
leaving clothes in the washing machine? On that clothes? Clothes?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Though?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
What about when girls before they go out, they try
on a number of outfits, and then there's always that chair,
that one chair in the bedroom that gets all the
outfits they choose not to wear.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That chair is always covered in clothes. Ghastly cheer.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Out.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, let's one more. Yeah, I feel like I need
another point in the bank. Fifteen one sixty five. Who's
worse to live with? Boys or girls? Will need evidence?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay, taking the song off, Tommy, let's he's need more
time taking this taking one bite of something and then
putting it straight back.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
That might a boy think? It might have been my
wife as your friend.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
And yeah, and yeah, I'll live with you and I
live with you don't go there. I'm great to live
with thirteen six fives. The question who's worse to live with?
Boys or girls?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Speaking of me, though, I'm I'm a bit of a grub.
I remember when I was living by myself for a
while in an apartment that my friends referred to as
Naughty Nico. A few guys came to help me move
my couch when I was moving to another place. Yes,
and they said to me, maybe you didn't know you
had a cat?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
And I was like, I don't. It was a fluffball.
It was a fuff for at the edge of the
couch that was the size of a cat. There's anything
like it. Let's go to Kiari here, will you you?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
You will?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
You famously once cleaned your entire apartment with wet wipes. Yep.
Didn't didn't want to buy a mop. I didn't know
what a mop was. I think it's probably more accurate. Well,
I didn't know how to use the bucket. Christen spin
I don't get it. Kara, good Kiara. So who's worse
to live with? Girls or boys?
Speaker 13 (39:00):
Definitely boys in my opinion. Look, don't get me wrong,
girls can be messy, but boys are dirty.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, give us an example, give us some evidence. Have
you lived with a dirty boy?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What do you do?
Speaker 13 (39:12):
Absolutely so, I rented with my partner and my brother
for two years, eight between eighteen months and two years,
and I am one hundred percent sure as certain my
brother did not clean his bathroom in his high time
we were there.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh that's sick. That's sick. It's sick. Okay, it's one
point to the girls. Wow, I say, I think that
the boy tolerance for what is generally seen as disgusting,
the squalor we can live in. Squalor. It's a great word,
it is. Yeah, you're right, the squalor threshold is really high.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
We kind of just I think it gets to a
certain amount of squalor, and then we're like, I think
it'll just platau.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Let's go to let's go to Dallas. Here us who's
worse to live with girls or boys.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
I'm gonna have to say girls.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Here we go Dallas evidence Dallas.
Speaker 12 (40:09):
I'm gonna say one for the amount of hair they leave.
When you live with blokes, you have an argument, you
get over it the next hour. When you live with women,
they argue on the same topic. For the next three weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, like the arguments. Arguments okay, Dallas, don't mind it,
don't mind it. I do it mean a bit of
passive aggression coming into it? Yeah right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
The fellas is just like, let's go at the back,
let's have a wrestle. Obviously not the face, nothing too aggressive,
but let's have a wrestle. I don't think that happens,
but when we live together, off for a number of
times to have a wrestle at the.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Back, Tarlie. The myth that the girls, that the girls
kind of get a bit toxic, Yeah, I actually do
agree with that.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I actually think girls are pretty good at going like no,
let's talk about it. And I think guys get all
so guys more than as a soulka, I think we
tend to suck Talia.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Who's worse to live with? Girls or boys?
Speaker 8 (41:05):
Hey, guys, So I'm gonna have to say boys are
worse to live with.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
What's the evidence of Italia?
Speaker 8 (41:10):
So I've lived with my partner for nelly fully ar
and what annoys me the most is they can never
wet in the toilet.
Speaker 13 (41:18):
It's probably always on the floor.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, no, that we've all got to take a leaf
out of Walid Alley's book. I think it's sit down
is the way to go. If you didn't know that
about Walid. Yeah, and he swears by it.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
He's just like, it doesn't make any sense for us
to stand and will I started doing it in.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
The night now, yeah, oh absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'm also there's apparently Martha Califatitis once told me that
all the all the people in her fail, all the
boys in her family are dabbers, so finish the Wii
and they will toilet paper dab.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, which I have tried that. It is, it is,
it works. The standing up thing is the fact though, Yeah,
should just sit down. You've got to get pretty close,
don't you to avoid anything? Well, yeah, and it was
in a rush, you know, we shake it. It's pretty tough.
It's actually a tough tall order. And when you're shaking
getting sick, let's go to Steve. I think it's just
(42:12):
very it's frustrating for a lot of people. Yes, Sam
has got very angry at me about that.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
I get in a lot of trouble too sometimes, Miss Steve,
you know, and it's in the middle of the night
and you're listening for water you know, you're like, listen
for water.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Listen for water. That floor, that's floor because you can't
see ye direct the wrong way on floor. How did
I get the floor? You go up, you go down.
Apparently we're going from Steve. Are we Steve? Good mate? Okay?
We might have thought it was getting about the point
(42:48):
for the boys here.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
When I've shared a house or flat with some gay
guys and I keep the place Pristont, there is just
no measure when it comes to the gay guys against
the girls.
Speaker 7 (43:01):
The other guys that keep the house colon of the
guys that are out there trying to pick up the chicks.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
You can't bring a chick back to a dirty house mate,
one Steve
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