August 4, 2025 • 31 mins
- How did our phoney at the Logies go? Did we convince anyone she was ACTUALLY Kate Ceberano?
- Thoughts on people who run with their shirts off? We’ve got one in the team
- What’s the most amount of people you’ve inconvenienced? Woody held up a whole plane!
- We giveaway another trip a day to LA!
- Lingo Bingo
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Had a pretty tough mission on the red carpet of
the Logis last night, wilbur The mission was to convince
Australia's Who's Who all the biggest Australian celebrities that I
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was on the red carpet with the real Kate Sobrano.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Kiss.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So it wasn't wasn't actually Kate Sobrano. It was a
double ganger of Kate Sobrano, a lovely woman called row.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Who when I saw her.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
When I saw her in the lobby of the hotel,
obviously I was meeting Roe for the first time, just
before we hit the red carpet. I remember seeing her
and going yell a little bit like Kate Sabrana instead,
it's definitely not doppelganger areas. And then she said hold five, Woody,
my boy, and she whipped out some of the biggest
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sunglasses I've ever seen in my life. So she had
the huge dark shades on, and massive credit.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
To Row as well.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
She was fucked up to she had the makeup. She
was beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Still a couple of question marks
as to whether she did look like Kate Sobrano, and
obviously a huge concern for me leading into it, was
also her singing voice. If you missed it last week
we had Row on the show and when we were
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effectively testing out just how similar she was to Kate Sobrano, Yeah,
we did get her to yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And here's what she sounded like.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I don't anybody else when I've been supposed you touch
my up? Oh anybody else?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I thought she said all right, Wow, I thought she
sounded pretty good.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I made a pretty strict rule with her.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I said, listen, if anyone says, can you sing some
of your song? No, just where we're sick. We have
a sore throat, okay. And the second rule was if
anyone says, take the son is off, go with eye surgery.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
All right. So the two rules.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You've had ice surgery, and you've had the lasers. You're
in the wars a bit, and you've got the sore tonsils.
You're worried about the upcoming tour.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So the says she's touring. She's touring with Jimmy Barnes.
Is she and Lighthouse? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I wish I knew that information. It's small talk, okay,
So that those are the rules. So look we walked down.
I walked down with Row. She had the sunnys On,
and I was like, I think we can do this, right,
It's just just me with my bud, Kate Sobrano. I
probably didn't help the cause because I've forgot my suit.
I well I came.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I can say a photo of you looking a bit
like a poor.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Buck sloppy as all help.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was on the red carpet in a flannel ed shit,
it's my only collared shirt. That because I came straight
from Amsterdam. We were recording from Amsterdam last week and
I flew into Sydney and on the morning of the logis.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I was like, I felt this whole trip like I've
forgotten something. Yeah, it was the suit, So I didn't
I didn't have a suit, so that like.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who's why is Kate Sebrano walking around with a degenerated
So I didn't help.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Maybe I could have been security or something.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
The other part, which which ham strung us to an extent,
was obviously the goal was for our fate, Kate Sebrano,
to actually walk the red carpet, right, But so I
didn't realize that behind the scenes, we've been telling the
logis people that it was the real Kete Sobrano.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So then I go to the check in desk and
I'm going like, I just.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Here with the one known Kate Sabrana.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Anyway, they pissed themselves laughing, and that's not Kate Sobrano.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So we were we were pushed to the to the
press area, so we got a small walk in the
red cart and then so we're on the wrong side
of the rope. Well I was like, okay. I was like, listen, Roe,
We're in trouble. Okay, because why why would Kate sobran
interviews be in the press area on the wrong side
of the red carpet.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But well, we didn't lose hope, we didn't lose hope.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The celebrities started coming down and I was like, ro
from this point on, you are Kate Sobrano. Yeah, okay,
and if anyone, if anyone questions you get angry.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, get offended and listen.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Grant Danya obviously the most gullible man in the world,
Like he was the first one to walk down, and
I think we kind of got him. And I think
in my head, I was like, I just need to
create five percent doubt in these celebrities minds because the
last thing they want to do is go. I was
ninety five percent sure it wasn't Kate Sobrano, but I'd
hate to offend.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
The real one.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, that's what we were working with, beautiful good tactic.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Here is some audio Australia's Who's who walking up to us,
so we try and convince them I'm with the real
Kate Sobrano.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Can we fall the stars on the red carpet as
we bring a phony to the logis? So I walked
the red carpet with our fake Kate Sobrano and introduced
her to some celebs.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
First up, it's Grant Dania Friday Ay music always Thank
you so much God. I had a massive crush on Katesba.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Kate say it too.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Then Channel nine host and Gold LOGI nominee Ali Langdon
Kate's going to be performing halfway. Next up, Hamish Blake,
who seemed a little suspicious.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Have you Metate Sbrano before?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I think we've met in Albourne? He was one of
my ice in Albourne.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think you love something very very weird happened
to us tonight were we didn't patch?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
That did not happen?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What about comedians Celia? Have you met Carana?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Do you remember meeting Celia?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's why not believing this?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Did you know what?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm just crack one of you. I'm famous, He's going.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
To be really good.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I don't have my publisher. Could we fall?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Gold LOGI winner Lynn McGranger the main.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Reason I'm here, and I brought Kate Sebrano with me
to Engratulations on your nomination, Thank you, thank you. Have
you met Kate before?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I haven't love this, Kate, I've met a Cake Sobrano.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Your husband is.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
To direct that Someway?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yes to me back in the day.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What about friend of the show holing?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Now?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Have you met my friend Kate Sobrano? No, Kate, Kate Sobrano, I.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Haven't that much.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Have I come on.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Besties with? Kates?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Said? Is this not a good Santa?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Are you actually best friend?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
We did not expect you to be best friends with
Kate Serrano.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Final throw at the stumps? Could we full Australian idols?
Marsha hines my friend Kate Sobrano Marsha.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look hello, keep now like this, Chris, this more than s.
When did you Waterka?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I had eggs and avocados?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Must be her? So I think you can hear that
it was really tough.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think it was a mixed bag.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I think yeah, thought so many people is best mates
were theirs? Was like what so so? And she her
husband used to direct Linden on home and away? I
mean you were cool?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
All of them had this amazing had breakfast with her
that morning.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Polling went on to say that she'd been texting Kate
Sobrano that morning.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So where was Kate?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
No in Yeah, no, no idea, But why would she
be at the logis Really that's the probably the question
we should have asked before started.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Why didn't we go Instagram? Completely unrelated to you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I've asked people to call it if they think it's
okay for people to run with their top off.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Before you give your thoughts there up, I'll go to Crystal. Crystal,
what do you reckon about guys running with their top off?
What are your thoughts, Crystal? Oh, hello, Hey, what are
your thoughts people running with their top off? What do
you reckon?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, I means yes, yeah, ah, you would.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Appreciate that we are bringing this up because I've heard
who'd you hear it from? Did you hear it from?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Because I so, I worked all weekend. I've had a
day off for a long time. I was working all
day yesterday. There was a moment of weakness. I'm jet lagged,
and I happen to have some great conversations with producer Georgia,
which I obviously believe. We're not work related conversation. I
thought we had a friendship. I thought we had a
friendship outside of work. Georgia, you don't feel the same
way we do.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
We're not more, not anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I revealed she's arout. She's been staying my house for
a month. I've already checked it for bugs.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I revealed in confidence to Georgia.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So I'm usually someone who would never run with my
shirt off, because I'd be I'd be ashamed and I'd
be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I just think it's Georgia mid I've seen you run
with your shirt off before.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, So if I'm within two hundred meters of the beach,
I think it's okay because you're obviously going to go
for a dipstraight Okay. Where I did it in Europe,
I was nowhere near water, Okay, so it's totally not on. Okay,
So if anyone it's a big park in Amsterdam called
Vondall Park.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
You ran shirtless in Vondaal Park.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It was a beautiful day mate, in the middle of winter.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I need to It's disgusting, Sarah, what do you What
do you think about this?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, going around
with like with the sports brus on just that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So why can't a guy go if it's hot weather.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I'm reading the really into it?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well okay, well I'm not.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm not. But so you're all so clearly into it.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You've got the got the rig out in the middle
of Amsterdam. But I'm overseas. But I lucky I didn't
see you get killed you So I was so I did.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So it was a sunny day and I was like,
it's the middle of winter in Australia, like, you know'd
be nice to get some sun on some skin right,
and then I had the thought.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I was like, oh, I could I could go run
with my shirt off.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And then I realized that you're you're in Amsterdam and
if I saw you, so I took it off.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
But like through the.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Entire run, I had laser like focused through.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I was like, Rea, sez me, he would do you
know what?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I found interesting? Again.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The only reason I had the confidence to do it
because I'm on the other side of the world and
I was like, no one's going to see you.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I was like, who cares, mate, Stop caring so much.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's going to feel good the little tail.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And in Amsterdam, did you see the other men who
were like sure, the other women are like, oh lovely,
but other men you just lost. The only person I
have less respect for than someone who runs with their
top off is someone who works at a youth hostel
and goes on the booze cruise in order to pick
up the guests behavior.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That's that's who you're up there palling.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You're up there with and stop bringing up my previous
part time. As part of the employment, part of the
contract was I had to go on the cruises.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's disgusting, disgusting. Just keep your shirt on.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I know you're running one of those lightweight Nike tops. Anyway,
Why do you buy it in the back.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Of my shorts? The shirt? Wear it?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, I committed the cardinal sin of flight travel, of
choosing not to go and take a WI just before
boarding the plane.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Why why is that a cardinal sin?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, I just think it can be a cardinal sin
if maybe you do need to go to the toilet
and you get a little bit arrogant and think, oh,
I reckon, I can probably hold it until the plane
takes off.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, what's one thing you know about me?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
As far as bladder holding awful? When I got to go,
it goes zero to emergency. There's a sense of urgencies.
It takes you over.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
As soon as I've got to go, I can't concentrate
and it's coming out one way or another.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And I know this about myself.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, I got arrogant. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I've done a lot of international travel, you know. Within
a week I've done the flight to Amsterdam.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I was coming back.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I was like, I think I've got this thing in
the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So I got a piss just teeing holding on, holding
on to which is the number one the number one
skill of travelers holding onto. We four tors between six
hundred people. At some stage, you're gonna have to hold
on anyway.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I got arrogant.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I didn't take a Wii pre flight, sitting on the
plane and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh, i
can feel it, Okay, I need to go.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But I'm okay, I need to go. How long take anyway?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Losing your belt? Your belt back? Hall, I did the chill.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I crossed the leg over, oh, tapping my hands. I
was tapping my hands, and I think the person next
to me was like, oh bag, I've got a nervous fire.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
As middle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, so middle and I'm tapping legs across and I'm like,
it's fine.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
We're backing out. We're doing the big we're backing out.
We're going to be on the what do they call
the back hound?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
They call it the boying.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What's good poo pooh, he loves flying. What do they
call it? The launching?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
The kickback, it's pushback, the pushback. Before we're pushing back,
you're in the pushback and the pushback. So I was like,
we'll be in the air in no time and I
am going to just bolt to the toilet. Everything will
be fine. Anyway, we get the announcement of the.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Speak up, it's like to lay here, guys have to
wait for a couple of other planes to take up.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I was the last thing you want to do? You like,
how much info do you like? There?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Stop watch?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, because sometimes they give you, you know, when they're like,
how's a flight carrying for at all?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
They're going to kick back and about childred and forty
degrees north and then we'll be pushing on pretty good.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
We're like, shut up.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
The movie started trying to watch.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Take care about the pushback, don't care, I'm in the seat,
got the headphones on, don't care where we're going.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Or for me, I'm about to have a valium and
the world is about to go dark.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So if I had, if you've got a prescription on this,
but so if they and for me, it's like, get
all your announcements out in one The worst has been.
It's like book and then you're like, okay the movie,
and then the movie starts, Oh, here's another announcement. The
weather in your destination.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Well, mate, I was.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Sitting next to Max, who's trying to watch Bluey and
she tells me, She's just like, what is going on?
Like you told me how to come on this plane
and watch the television.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I don't want to hear some guy talk. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
So anyway, this is all happening okay, and I'm realizing
I suddenly need to go like one hundred percent. So
I'm sitting there, planes not moving, planes not moving. I'm waiting,
I'm tapping, and I was like, Noah, I can't out
of this, So belt off, I leap from the guy
who's in the aisle and I run.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Why well, I was going to piss my pants, like.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I was actually like, I am at it, and I
had to a mental game for you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I had the thought where I was like, Okay, maybe
I should just piss my pants because I can't get
up and run because that'll look probably a little bit dodgy, right, yeah,
And that's exactly how it looks. So I ran to
the front of the plane. The hostess like, what are
you doing? Sit down, sit down, We're.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
About to take off, and I was like, I'm going
to miss my pants. I'm going to piss yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, this stage, I'm getting eyes on, you know what
I mean, running up the eye?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
What the hell is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They then have to call the captain because I was like,
let me piss in the bottle and they'll excuse me.
And I was like, close the blind, let me piss
in the bottle. Like, so you can't piss in the bottle.
I was going to piss my pants.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I devinated to go to the toilet more. And the pain,
the pain. Anyway, they were like, we've got we've got
to call the captain and I was like, don't call
the captain.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I don't want the captain knowing.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
She's like, I've got to call the captain.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
She calls the captain, informs the captain that someone needs
to so desperately go to the toilet, that don't go
to the r No. Captain agrees, amazingly, obviously reluctantly. I
then go to the toilet. At this stage, the entire
plane knows what's going on. The walk of shame that
I had, Could you wi when you got sploded it
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out of me?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I didn't need to know that. The question I said,
could you Like? I would have felt a lot of
pressure there.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
You know how when you're wean on a plane. You've
got that bottom thing it goes tap tap tap, you know,
goes based on the pressure. No, okay, not relatable anyway.
I think gone anyway, So went back to my seat.
The point of the story is the entire plane.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
At that point knew that I had effectively delayed the flight. Wow,
my WII right. So here's the question on thirteen one
of they didn't they didn't taxi. No, they held their
taxi so I could get through.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
How much do you think they delayed? You delayed the
plane by hard.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
To say, but we ended up sitting on the tarmac
for like a lot longer and people would.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
She spot the queue? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Wow, here's the question on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And I don't I truly don't know if anyone will
beat this, but thirteen one oh six five is our number.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
What's the most amount of people you've inconvenienced because of
something you've done. I've inconvenienced three hundred people there roughly, well.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Apparently hundred people can fit on these planes.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Six hundred people. Sure, I've inconveniend six hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The other one that comes to mind for me is
one time I was stayed in a hotel and the
whole hotel got evacuated because of fire alarms and stuff.
We found out that it was because one guy that
started to punch a dart in the stairwell, and you
should have seen him out of the front like nervously.
We will know it was you because he was also
fully clothed.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Everyone else was in their jocks.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It reminded me Wilbert of a This was in twenty eighteen,
long time ago, but do you remember the story about
in Hawaii when effectively every single person in Hawaii was
sent a text message saying that there was going to
be ballistic There was going to be a ballistic missile arriving.
Everyone receives a text being like, you're on the beach
having a lovely time and missile is coming.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Evacuate.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yes, the whole place goes into panic right trying to
get out of there. And it came out that a
guy has hit the wrong button. That's awesome, so that
definitely beats mine. He effectively scared and inconvenienced an entire city.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That's crazy. Hawaii is an island, not a city.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
But let's go to chris On had to pull me
out to city.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Let's go to Chris.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Chris, you worked on a cruise ship, my friend and
you inconvenience some people.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Yes, indeed, so before we started a little big fan,
big fan of shows. It's great, you know, to be
a part of it. So worked on a pressure is line.
Essentially it is one of the biggest fleets for four
and a half thousand people on board wiz So essentially
we worked a co work and I will work in
the private island. We're based on that. But we're on
this cruise ship. We did our little skink in the
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Bahamas and we got in trouble with Behamian immigration and
due to failing to declare a couple of cigars and
you delay the whole ship from different barks about two
and a half hours.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I've been having all the time on cruise ships, Hurrican
these are the issues.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
How did they so?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
How did they?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
How did they find the cigar?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Were you just were you punching the cigars on the
dead like a celebratory cigar in the Bahamas and that's
when they found out like you should have declared that.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
So what happened as a part of you know, working
up as a part of this ship.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, we had to.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Basically traveling from the US between the US and the
Bahamas as employees actually had the right to cert our
pad ah and we needed require any purchases because of
pat reasons.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
But it's the red tape, it's cuese's all these sorts
of I was actually thinking just then because you had
the thing on the plane we had. You know, when
you get off a plane, Yes, with the nature of
getting off a plane is just fraught with danger in
terms of inconveniencing people because you're already leave in that
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single aisle.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yes, if you've got someone who stops down there. Oh yeah, shocking.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It's really it's actually so hectic. I I we were
getting off the plane from Amsterdam yesterday last night.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Actually it's bloody late. Everyone's exhausted. Yeah, thirty hours of travel.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You're getting people at their most fragile.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Everyone wants to get off and Max my daughter tried
to open a bottle of water.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I don't know why. I was just like, time to go, darling.
She goes, I want to walk, And I was like,
you know what, you've watched thirty hours of Bluie. You
look like you're about to cave in on yourself, no worries.
You have a walk, you can walk, walk and open
the water bottle. It went all over her.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, and she was like, I need to take my
shirt off, and I was like, don't you take your
shirt off? And you've got again, I know four hundred
people behind you looking at you.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Going move it, mate, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got places
to be. Starts taking her shirt off. It's just not
where you want to be. No, yeah, And you're right.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
And then as soon as you're like if I'm behind
you there and I'm being respectful, like no, mate, take
your time. As soon as I say take your time,
people behind me you're going like.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Don't take you, don't take your time. Go back to
your seat and let us off because we're good to go.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Let's get a Kazier kaz most people, but we're good.
We're going world kaz Are you inconvenience in people?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
I'm just a few, probably ten thousand or so.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Wishka. What happened? Kaz?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I was playing in a band trio and we were
playing for the World Cup Sailing Championships. So sard Wow
Jeff was hosting it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I had it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Did you say that's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Really a few years ago that really love that and
I had a too too many champagnes. So I went
on stage. We all had to come down a staircase.
I proceeded to fall down the staircase and not Jeff.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Can it over that?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
How often does Jeff hosting Jeff? How often is Jeff
hosting Jeff's jed by the way, that baggage deal?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Is it ten thousand dollars? First spot of Jeff's Shared.
That's it's a good thing. It's double if you want
Jeff to it's a great I didn't know that he
hosted his own. I thought it was just cloak by
the way, you know it's Jeff Shared.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Is the Melbourne Exhibition grounds or centers this big warehouse
which Jeff Kennett set up?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yes, the old Premium, But I did not know that's
what's called Jeff's Shared.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's like it's like it's his joint.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
He organized it when he was in power.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, but I did not know that he hosted functions.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's down there up until that moment, of course, when
Kaz knocked him over down some stairs.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
He never.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Let's give away a trip to La.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I would love to go escape the every day for LA.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Alright, so every day, well forever really we're giving away
trips to La, me playing night airlines from theme parks
of sports, many ways to play in LA and beyond
in California.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's the other thing as well.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You go to your semity, get up into the mountains,
scope for a surf. I mean, really is an incredible
place to hang out. There's some incredible history.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
There, star spotting as well, star spotting as well.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I mean, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Maybe I'm into all of Them's a lot of celebrities there.
All you have to do is listen to us. You'll
be listening there for holiday hits.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You call us on thirteen one oh sixty five when
you hear the holiday hit, and then every single day
in our show will but we call someone and we
let them know that them and a friend are going
to LA. We're about to call one of those people
right now. Got a little bit of surprise for you
actually me during this giveaway.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Just stay on your toes is all i'd say, Stan person,
I'm always on.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Now you're done?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Hello, Hey is that is that Nas speaking?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Nas?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
How are you man yourself?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah? Really good?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Thank you really good?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
You know who this is?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Who Ah, that's that that hurts the ego, But it's
it's Woody speaking from Will and Woody Yeah good man,
really good.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
You don't seem excited to hear from you. That's cool.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
When when what am I going to?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
La?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, I'm not the person to tell you that, Naz,
but I do listen, I do have someone else on
the line right now, Naz. We've only got them for
a small amount of time. Do you happen to know
the famous actor from the film Taken, Liam Neeson?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Nas never heard?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You've never heard of Liam Neeson? No, you're kidding. You
don't know who the act of Liam Neeson is?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Can I look him up pretty quickly quick?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I'll give you.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'll give you ten seconds to google him, because don't
tell him that I'm gonna be asking you that I've
got Liam Neeson on the other line right now and
he's got something.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah, I know you're talking about it.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I met Liam Neeson. He's like a big deal. I
just can't believe you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
He's the kind of person that you might bump into
in la on on rodeo drives. He loves shopping, on Rodeo. Okay,
well listen, Nas, I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you. Liam's
got something to tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, Yeah, I'm ready, okay connecting now.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well, I was add nas Hey Liam Neeson here.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
A huge fan of yours.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
You know.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Oh yeah, I would have made of you.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Seen almost all of them. And I'm not even a
film lover.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You like some of my movies?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Which?
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Uh taken? Take it is a really good one.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Do me a line from the film Joe.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Oh God, damn, I remember that much about it watched
ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
There's a pretty famous line when I'm on the phone.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
You put me I'm the pressure here.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Now, what's taken about nas?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
It's about.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
What you're going to la.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I'm gonna film everything. Everything goes to Wooing Woody.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yes, make sure you filming?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Make sure your tag us nas Hey.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Will do you?
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Don't you worry?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Who are you taking? How are you taking? Nas?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm gonna take my son?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Oh that's for him? Sorry? Has he ever been overseas? Nas?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, no, I have my FN hasn't.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
He's been dying to go? Sorry? You your single dad?
I have a d I have a single Dad, Maybe
what's taken on the plane. Yes, get across.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
You sound a lot, you said, a lot like a
guy called Rick who used to play who used to
prank this show?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Do you know him at all?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
No, not a He's not a big branker.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
You sure that you've never heard of Rick before? You
sound a lot like Rick Naz.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Never heard of a Rick?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I want to tell you what if this is us?
And then there's now fleecing us about l A trips?
Respect to you?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Respect? Okay, it sounds like you and your son are
gonna have a wild time over in l A.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh we are, Thanks God in all the best.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Mate, Another trip to l A tomorrow, Will and Woodies.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
But the way this works, you call us thirteen one
O six five.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You just cracked straight into your lingo that you use
in your workplace, and then Will and I try and
figure out where it is your work based on this lingo.
So we got Josh here. Now, Josh crack straight into
your lingo, my friend.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Hey guys, how's it going. Yeah, we're just going to
come in for your career's coach interview that's going to
happen before your d I V. But when you do
come to your d D I V. Can you just
bring your checkable background, pre schening, pre screening and your
n c C HC.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Jesus Christ, what was the last one there? The nc
what the n C hc CC. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
So I feel like he gave away a lot with
his careers What was it careers guidance meeting?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
So you're going to have your careers coach.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Interview, careers coach interview.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Yeah, that's going to be. That's gonna be before your
d V.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
It sounds like something he sounds like you what what
sounds like you're drinking?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Drive?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Drunken? Disorderly?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Sounds rash range?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Where? Where is where?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Does kind of like brainstorm in c C H C
HC is going to be healthcare, doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Here we go in c c h C. Here we
go national National, the national uh currency. He works at
the MINT, the.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
National currency Championship, Healthcare, healthcare, healthcare, And there's these in
pre screening, screening.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
There's a lot of pre screening going on. Most people
do an interview for a job.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Is he just in recruiting, Yes, he is in recruiting.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Yeah, I might have been some type of recruiting there. Yeah,
that sounds like I'm not too sure you specified what
type of recruiting though.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Medical recruiting, healthcare.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, medical, medical recruiting, hospital recruiting.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
There is a medical side to it, I suppose.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, well we would you give it to us then? John?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
So wait, you know, so what are you? What are
you then, Josh? What is your exact role? Because I
feel like.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I am You want to know the job please? Yeah,
I am a defense interviewer for the IDF.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Oh wow, screening people for the army.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Yeah, checkable background, pre screen. It's compulsory and it's just
to check that they have a ten year checkable background.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
What stuff are you going through?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
It but just you know where where they've resided, if
they have been in and out of Australia, things like that.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Because they're also you check because there'd be some pretty
wild people who'd want to be in the army.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So if hypothetically, Josh, I'd been again total hypothetically, but
if I've been like arrested before for public nuisance again
total hypothetical public news, like would that well again that
saunds hypothetical.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Well, that that would be your n c HC, your
nationally coordinated criminal history check.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
So at what point are you failing that? Like, let's
say public urination go on.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Our army time, Well, public urination. I don't make the
decision on this. I just assessed someone suitability to join
the defense. But would you would you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Give me agree?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
So, say I've been would you give me I've been
done six times?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Public urination? It's a it's just like I'm a serial
public urinate for some reason.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Would you be saying to your your your upper barbs
that I think he's.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Good to go.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Look, we all need the jesters in our workplace, right
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Plenty of spots in the army.
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Had a pretty tough mission on the red carpet of
the Logis last night, wilbur The mission was to convince
Australia's Who's Who all the biggest Australian celebrities that I
(00:41):
was on the red carpet with the real Kate Sobrano.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Kiss.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So it wasn't wasn't actually Kate Sobrano. It was a
double ganger of Kate Sobrano, a lovely woman called row.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Who when I saw her.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
When I saw her in the lobby of the hotel,
obviously I was meeting Roe for the first time, just
before we hit the red carpet. I remember seeing her
and going yell a little bit like Kate Sabrana instead,
it's definitely not doppelganger areas. And then she said hold five, Woody,
my boy, and she whipped out some of the biggest
(01:25):
sunglasses I've ever seen in my life. So she had
the huge dark shades on, and massive credit.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
To Row as well.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
She was fucked up to she had the makeup. She
was beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Still a couple of question marks
as to whether she did look like Kate Sobrano, and
obviously a huge concern for me leading into it, was
also her singing voice. If you missed it last week
we had Row on the show and when we were
(01:55):
effectively testing out just how similar she was to Kate Sobrano, Yeah,
we did get her to yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And here's what she sounded like.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I don't anybody else when I've been supposed you touch
my up? Oh anybody else?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I thought she said all right, Wow, I thought she
sounded pretty good.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I made a pretty strict rule with her.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I said, listen, if anyone says, can you sing some
of your song? No, just where we're sick. We have
a sore throat, okay. And the second rule was if
anyone says, take the son is off, go with eye surgery.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
All right. So the two rules.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You've had ice surgery, and you've had the lasers. You're
in the wars a bit, and you've got the sore tonsils.
You're worried about the upcoming tour.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So the says she's touring. She's touring with Jimmy Barnes.
Is she and Lighthouse? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I wish I knew that information. It's small talk, okay,
So that those are the rules. So look we walked down.
I walked down with Row. She had the sunnys On,
and I was like, I think we can do this, right,
It's just just me with my bud, Kate Sobrano. I
probably didn't help the cause because I've forgot my suit.
I well I came.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I can say a photo of you looking a bit
like a poor.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Buck sloppy as all help.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was on the red carpet in a flannel ed shit,
it's my only collared shirt. That because I came straight
from Amsterdam. We were recording from Amsterdam last week and
I flew into Sydney and on the morning of the logis.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I was like, I felt this whole trip like I've
forgotten something. Yeah, it was the suit, So I didn't
I didn't have a suit, so that like.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who's why is Kate Sebrano walking around with a degenerated
So I didn't help.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Maybe I could have been security or something.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
The other part, which which ham strung us to an extent,
was obviously the goal was for our fate, Kate Sebrano,
to actually walk the red carpet, right, But so I
didn't realize that behind the scenes, we've been telling the
logis people that it was the real Kete Sobrano.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So then I go to the check in desk and
I'm going like, I just.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Here with the one known Kate Sabrana.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Anyway, they pissed themselves laughing, and that's not Kate Sobrano.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So we were we were pushed to the to the
press area, so we got a small walk in the
red cart and then so we're on the wrong side
of the rope. Well I was like, okay. I was like, listen, Roe,
We're in trouble. Okay, because why why would Kate sobran
interviews be in the press area on the wrong side
of the red carpet.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
But well, we didn't lose hope, we didn't lose hope.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The celebrities started coming down and I was like, ro
from this point on, you are Kate Sobrano. Yeah, okay,
and if anyone, if anyone questions you get angry.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, get offended and listen.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Grant Danya obviously the most gullible man in the world,
Like he was the first one to walk down, and
I think we kind of got him. And I think
in my head, I was like, I just need to
create five percent doubt in these celebrities minds because the
last thing they want to do is go. I was
ninety five percent sure it wasn't Kate Sobrano, but I'd
hate to offend.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
The real one.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, that's what we were working with, beautiful good tactic.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Here is some audio Australia's Who's who walking up to us,
so we try and convince them I'm with the real
Kate Sobrano.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Can we fall the stars on the red carpet as
we bring a phony to the logis? So I walked
the red carpet with our fake Kate Sobrano and introduced
her to some celebs.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
First up, it's Grant Dania Friday Ay music always Thank
you so much God. I had a massive crush on Katesba.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Kate say it too.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Then Channel nine host and Gold LOGI nominee Ali Langdon
Kate's going to be performing halfway. Next up, Hamish Blake,
who seemed a little suspicious.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Have you Metate Sbrano before?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I think we've met in Albourne? He was one of
my ice in Albourne.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think you love something very very weird happened
to us tonight were we didn't patch?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
That did not happen?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What about comedians Celia? Have you met Carana?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Do you remember meeting Celia?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's why not believing this?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Did you know what?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'm just crack one of you. I'm famous, He's going.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
To be really good.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I don't have my publisher. Could we fall?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Gold LOGI winner Lynn McGranger the main.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Reason I'm here, and I brought Kate Sebrano with me
to Engratulations on your nomination, Thank you, thank you. Have
you met Kate before?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I haven't love this, Kate, I've met a Cake Sobrano.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Your husband is.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
To direct that Someway?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yes to me back in the day.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
What about friend of the show holing?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Now?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Have you met my friend Kate Sobrano? No, Kate, Kate Sobrano, I.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Haven't that much.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Have I come on.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Besties with? Kates?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Said? Is this not a good Santa?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Are you actually best friend?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
We did not expect you to be best friends with
Kate Serrano.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Final throw at the stumps? Could we full Australian idols?
Marsha hines my friend Kate Sobrano Marsha.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look hello, keep now like this, Chris, this more than s.
When did you Waterka?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I had eggs and avocados?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Must be her? So I think you can hear that
it was really tough.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think it was a mixed bag.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I think yeah, thought so many people is best mates
were theirs? Was like what so so? And she her
husband used to direct Linden on home and away? I
mean you were cool?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
All of them had this amazing had breakfast with her
that morning.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Polling went on to say that she'd been texting Kate
Sobrano that morning.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So where was Kate?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
No in Yeah, no, no idea, But why would she
be at the logis Really that's the probably the question
we should have asked before started.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Why didn't we go Instagram? Completely unrelated to you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I've asked people to call it if they think it's
okay for people to run with their top off.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Before you give your thoughts there up, I'll go to Crystal. Crystal,
what do you reckon about guys running with their top off?
What are your thoughts, Crystal? Oh, hello, Hey, what are
your thoughts people running with their top off? What do
you reckon?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, I means yes, yeah, ah, you would.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Appreciate that we are bringing this up because I've heard
who'd you hear it from? Did you hear it from?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Because I so, I worked all weekend. I've had a
day off for a long time. I was working all
day yesterday. There was a moment of weakness. I'm jet lagged,
and I happen to have some great conversations with producer Georgia,
which I obviously believe. We're not work related conversation. I
thought we had a friendship. I thought we had a
friendship outside of work. Georgia, you don't feel the same
way we do.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
We're not more, not anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I revealed she's arout. She's been staying my house for
a month. I've already checked it for bugs.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I revealed in confidence to Georgia.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So I'm usually someone who would never run with my
shirt off, because I'd be I'd be ashamed and I'd
be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I just think it's Georgia mid I've seen you run
with your shirt off before.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, So if I'm within two hundred meters of the beach,
I think it's okay because you're obviously going to go
for a dipstraight Okay. Where I did it in Europe,
I was nowhere near water, Okay, so it's totally not on. Okay,
So if anyone it's a big park in Amsterdam called
Vondall Park.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
You ran shirtless in Vondaal Park.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It was a beautiful day mate, in the middle of winter.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I need to It's disgusting, Sarah, what do you What
do you think about this?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, going around
with like with the sports brus on just that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So why can't a guy go if it's hot weather.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I'm reading the really into it?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well okay, well I'm not.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm not. But so you're all so clearly into it.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You've got the got the rig out in the middle
of Amsterdam. But I'm overseas. But I lucky I didn't
see you get killed you So I was so I did.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So it was a sunny day and I was like,
it's the middle of winter in Australia, like, you know'd
be nice to get some sun on some skin right,
and then I had the thought.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I was like, oh, I could I could go run
with my shirt off.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And then I realized that you're you're in Amsterdam and
if I saw you, so I took it off.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
But like through the.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Entire run, I had laser like focused through.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I was like, Rea, sez me, he would do you
know what?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I found interesting? Again.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The only reason I had the confidence to do it
because I'm on the other side of the world and
I was like, no one's going to see you.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I was like, who cares, mate, Stop caring so much.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's going to feel good the little tail.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And in Amsterdam, did you see the other men who
were like sure, the other women are like, oh lovely,
but other men you just lost. The only person I
have less respect for than someone who runs with their
top off is someone who works at a youth hostel
and goes on the booze cruise in order to pick
up the guests behavior.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That's that's who you're up there palling.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You're up there with and stop bringing up my previous
part time. As part of the employment, part of the
contract was I had to go on the cruises.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's disgusting, disgusting. Just keep your shirt on.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I know you're running one of those lightweight Nike tops. Anyway,
Why do you buy it in the back.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Of my shorts? The shirt? Wear it?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, I committed the cardinal sin of flight travel, of
choosing not to go and take a WI just before
boarding the plane.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Why why is that a cardinal sin?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well, I just think it can be a cardinal sin
if maybe you do need to go to the toilet
and you get a little bit arrogant and think, oh,
I reckon, I can probably hold it until the plane
takes off.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, what's one thing you know about me?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
As far as bladder holding awful? When I got to go,
it goes zero to emergency. There's a sense of urgencies.
It takes you over.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
As soon as I've got to go, I can't concentrate
and it's coming out one way or another.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And I know this about myself.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, I got arrogant. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I've done a lot of international travel, you know. Within
a week I've done the flight to Amsterdam.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I was coming back.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I was like, I think I've got this thing in
the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So I got a piss just teeing holding on, holding
on to which is the number one the number one
skill of travelers holding onto. We four tors between six
hundred people. At some stage, you're gonna have to hold
on anyway.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I got arrogant.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I didn't take a Wii pre flight, sitting on the
plane and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh, i
can feel it, Okay, I need to go.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But I'm okay, I need to go. How long take anyway?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Losing your belt? Your belt back? Hall, I did the chill.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I crossed the leg over, oh, tapping my hands. I
was tapping my hands, and I think the person next
to me was like, oh bag, I've got a nervous fire.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
As middle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, so middle and I'm tapping legs across and I'm like,
it's fine.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
We're backing out. We're doing the big we're backing out.
We're going to be on the what do they call
the back hound?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
They call it the boying.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What's good poo pooh, he loves flying. What do they
call it? The launching?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
The kickback, it's pushback, the pushback. Before we're pushing back,
you're in the pushback and the pushback. So I was like,
we'll be in the air in no time and I
am going to just bolt to the toilet. Everything will
be fine. Anyway, we get the announcement of the.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Speak up, it's like to lay here, guys have to
wait for a couple of other planes to take up.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I was the last thing you want to do? You like,
how much info do you like? There?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Stop watch?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, because sometimes they give you, you know, when they're like,
how's a flight carrying for at all?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
They're going to kick back and about childred and forty
degrees north and then we'll be pushing on pretty good.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
We're like, shut up.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
The movie started trying to watch.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Take care about the pushback, don't care, I'm in the seat,
got the headphones on, don't care where we're going.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Or for me, I'm about to have a valium and
the world is about to go dark.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So if I had, if you've got a prescription on this,
but so if they and for me, it's like, get
all your announcements out in one The worst has been.
It's like book and then you're like, okay the movie,
and then the movie starts, Oh, here's another announcement. The
weather in your destination.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Well, mate, I was.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Sitting next to Max, who's trying to watch Bluey and
she tells me, She's just like, what is going on?
Like you told me how to come on this plane
and watch the television.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I don't want to hear some guy talk. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
So anyway, this is all happening okay, and I'm realizing
I suddenly need to go like one hundred percent. So
I'm sitting there, planes not moving, planes not moving. I'm waiting,
I'm tapping, and I was like, Noah, I can't out
of this, So belt off, I leap from the guy
who's in the aisle and I run.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Why well, I was going to piss my pants, like.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I was actually like, I am at it, and I
had to a mental game for you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I had the thought where I was like, Okay, maybe
I should just piss my pants because I can't get
up and run because that'll look probably a little bit dodgy, right, yeah,
And that's exactly how it looks. So I ran to
the front of the plane. The hostess like, what are
you doing? Sit down, sit down, We're.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
About to take off, and I was like, I'm going
to miss my pants. I'm going to piss yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, this stage, I'm getting eyes on, you know what
I mean, running up the eye?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
What the hell is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They then have to call the captain because I was like,
let me piss in the bottle and they'll excuse me.
And I was like, close the blind, let me piss
in the bottle. Like, so you can't piss in the bottle.
I was going to piss my pants.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I devinated to go to the toilet more. And the pain,
the pain. Anyway, they were like, we've got we've got
to call the captain and I was like, don't call
the captain.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I don't want the captain knowing.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
She's like, I've got to call the captain.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
She calls the captain, informs the captain that someone needs
to so desperately go to the toilet, that don't go
to the r No. Captain agrees, amazingly, obviously reluctantly. I
then go to the toilet. At this stage, the entire
plane knows what's going on. The walk of shame that
I had, Could you wi when you got sploded it
(16:45):
out of me?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I didn't need to know that. The question I said,
could you Like? I would have felt a lot of
pressure there.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
You know how when you're wean on a plane. You've
got that bottom thing it goes tap tap tap, you know,
goes based on the pressure. No, okay, not relatable anyway.
I think gone anyway, So went back to my seat.
The point of the story is the entire plane.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
At that point knew that I had effectively delayed the flight. Wow,
my WII right. So here's the question on thirteen one
of they didn't they didn't taxi. No, they held their
taxi so I could get through.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
How much do you think they delayed? You delayed the
plane by hard.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
To say, but we ended up sitting on the tarmac
for like a lot longer and people would.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
She spot the queue? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Wow, here's the question on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
And I don't I truly don't know if anyone will
beat this, but thirteen one oh six five is our number.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
What's the most amount of people you've inconvenienced because of
something you've done. I've inconvenienced three hundred people there roughly, well.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Apparently hundred people can fit on these planes.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Six hundred people. Sure, I've inconveniend six hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The other one that comes to mind for me is
one time I was stayed in a hotel and the
whole hotel got evacuated because of fire alarms and stuff.
We found out that it was because one guy that
started to punch a dart in the stairwell, and you
should have seen him out of the front like nervously.
We will know it was you because he was also
fully clothed.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Everyone else was in their jocks.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It reminded me Wilbert of a This was in twenty eighteen,
long time ago, but do you remember the story about
in Hawaii when effectively every single person in Hawaii was
sent a text message saying that there was going to
be ballistic There was going to be a ballistic missile arriving.
Everyone receives a text being like, you're on the beach
having a lovely time and missile is coming.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Evacuate.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yes, the whole place goes into panic right trying to
get out of there. And it came out that a
guy has hit the wrong button. That's awesome, so that
definitely beats mine. He effectively scared and inconvenienced an entire city.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That's crazy. Hawaii is an island, not a city.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
But let's go to chris On had to pull me
out to city.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Let's go to Chris.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Chris, you worked on a cruise ship, my friend and
you inconvenience some people.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Yes, indeed, so before we started a little big fan,
big fan of shows. It's great, you know, to be
a part of it. So worked on a pressure is line.
Essentially it is one of the biggest fleets for four
and a half thousand people on board wiz So essentially
we worked a co work and I will work in
the private island. We're based on that. But we're on
this cruise ship. We did our little skink in the
(19:26):
Bahamas and we got in trouble with Behamian immigration and
due to failing to declare a couple of cigars and
you delay the whole ship from different barks about two
and a half hours.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I've been having all the time on cruise ships, Hurrican
these are the issues.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
How did they so?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
How did they?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
How did they find the cigar?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Were you just were you punching the cigars on the
dead like a celebratory cigar in the Bahamas and that's
when they found out like you should have declared that.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
So what happened as a part of you know, working
up as a part of this ship.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, we had to.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Basically traveling from the US between the US and the
Bahamas as employees actually had the right to cert our
pad ah and we needed require any purchases because of
pat reasons.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
But it's the red tape, it's cuese's all these sorts
of I was actually thinking just then because you had
the thing on the plane we had. You know, when
you get off a plane, Yes, with the nature of
getting off a plane is just fraught with danger in
terms of inconveniencing people because you're already leave in that
(20:36):
single aisle.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yes, if you've got someone who stops down there. Oh yeah, shocking.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It's really it's actually so hectic. I I we were
getting off the plane from Amsterdam yesterday last night.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Actually it's bloody late. Everyone's exhausted. Yeah, thirty hours of travel.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You're getting people at their most fragile.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Everyone wants to get off and Max my daughter tried
to open a bottle of water.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I don't know why. I was just like, time to go, darling.
She goes, I want to walk, And I was like,
you know what, you've watched thirty hours of Bluie. You
look like you're about to cave in on yourself, no worries.
You have a walk, you can walk, walk and open
the water bottle. It went all over her.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, and she was like, I need to take my
shirt off, and I was like, don't you take your
shirt off? And you've got again, I know four hundred
people behind you looking at you.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Going move it, mate, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got places
to be. Starts taking her shirt off. It's just not
where you want to be. No, yeah, And you're right.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
And then as soon as you're like if I'm behind
you there and I'm being respectful, like no, mate, take
your time. As soon as I say take your time,
people behind me you're going like.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Don't take you, don't take your time. Go back to
your seat and let us off because we're good to go.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Let's get a Kazier kaz most people, but we're good.
We're going world kaz Are you inconvenience in people?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
I'm just a few, probably ten thousand or so.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Wishka. What happened? Kaz?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I was playing in a band trio and we were
playing for the World Cup Sailing Championships. So sard Wow
Jeff was hosting it.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I had it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Did you say that's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Really a few years ago that really love that and
I had a too too many champagnes. So I went
on stage. We all had to come down a staircase.
I proceeded to fall down the staircase and not Jeff.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Can it over that?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
How often does Jeff hosting Jeff? How often is Jeff
hosting Jeff's jed by the way, that baggage deal?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Is it ten thousand dollars? First spot of Jeff's Shared.
That's it's a good thing. It's double if you want
Jeff to it's a great I didn't know that he
hosted his own. I thought it was just cloak by
the way, you know it's Jeff Shared.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Is the Melbourne Exhibition grounds or centers this big warehouse
which Jeff Kennett set up?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yes, the old Premium, But I did not know that's
what's called Jeff's Shared.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's like it's like it's his joint.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
He organized it when he was in power.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, but I did not know that he hosted functions.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's down there up until that moment, of course, when
Kaz knocked him over down some stairs.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
He never.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Let's give away a trip to La.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I would love to go escape the every day for LA.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Alright, so every day, well forever really we're giving away
trips to La, me playing night airlines from theme parks
of sports, many ways to play in LA and beyond
in California.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's the other thing as well.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You go to your semity, get up into the mountains,
scope for a surf. I mean, really is an incredible
place to hang out. There's some incredible history.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
There, star spotting as well, star spotting as well.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I mean, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Maybe I'm into all of Them's a lot of celebrities there.
All you have to do is listen to us. You'll
be listening there for holiday hits.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You call us on thirteen one oh sixty five when
you hear the holiday hit, and then every single day
in our show will but we call someone and we
let them know that them and a friend are going
to LA. We're about to call one of those people
right now. Got a little bit of surprise for you
actually me during this giveaway.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Just stay on your toes is all i'd say, Stan person,
I'm always on.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Now you're done?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Hello, Hey is that is that Nas speaking?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Nas?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
How are you man yourself?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah? Really good?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Thank you really good?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
You know who this is?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Who Ah, that's that that hurts the ego, But it's
it's Woody speaking from Will and Woody Yeah good man,
really good.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
You don't seem excited to hear from you. That's cool.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
When when what am I going to?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
La?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, I'm not the person to tell you that, Naz,
but I do listen, I do have someone else on
the line right now, Naz. We've only got them for
a small amount of time. Do you happen to know
the famous actor from the film Taken, Liam Neeson?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Nas never heard?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You've never heard of Liam Neeson? No, you're kidding. You
don't know who the act of Liam Neeson is?
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Can I look him up pretty quickly quick?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I'll give you.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'll give you ten seconds to google him, because don't
tell him that I'm gonna be asking you that I've
got Liam Neeson on the other line right now and
he's got something.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah, I know you're talking about it.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I met Liam Neeson. He's like a big deal. I
just can't believe you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
He's the kind of person that you might bump into
in la on on rodeo drives. He loves shopping, on Rodeo. Okay,
well listen, Nas, I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you. Liam's
got something to tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, Yeah, I'm ready, okay connecting now.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well, I was add nas Hey Liam Neeson here.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
A huge fan of yours.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
You know.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Oh yeah, I would have made of you.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Seen almost all of them. And I'm not even a
film lover.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You like some of my movies?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Which?
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Uh taken? Take it is a really good one.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Do me a line from the film Joe.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Oh God, damn, I remember that much about it watched
ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
There's a pretty famous line when I'm on the phone.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
You put me I'm the pressure here.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Now, what's taken about nas?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
It's about.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
What you're going to la.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
I'm gonna film everything. Everything goes to Wooing Woody.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yes, make sure you filming?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Make sure your tag us nas Hey.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Will do you?
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Don't you worry?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Who are you taking? How are you taking? Nas?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm gonna take my son?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Oh that's for him? Sorry? Has he ever been overseas? Nas?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, no, I have my FN hasn't.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
He's been dying to go? Sorry? You your single dad?
I have a d I have a single Dad, Maybe
what's taken on the plane. Yes, get across.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
You sound a lot, you said, a lot like a
guy called Rick who used to play who used to
prank this show?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Do you know him at all?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
No, not a He's not a big branker.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
You sure that you've never heard of Rick before? You
sound a lot like Rick Naz.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Never heard of a Rick?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I want to tell you what if this is us?
And then there's now fleecing us about l A trips?
Respect to you?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Respect? Okay, it sounds like you and your son are
gonna have a wild time over in l A.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh we are, Thanks God in all the best.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Mate, Another trip to l A tomorrow, Will and Woodies.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
But the way this works, you call us thirteen one
O six five.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You just cracked straight into your lingo that you use
in your workplace, and then Will and I try and
figure out where it is your work based on this lingo.
So we got Josh here. Now, Josh crack straight into
your lingo, my friend.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Hey guys, how's it going. Yeah, we're just going to
come in for your career's coach interview that's going to
happen before your d I V. But when you do
come to your d D I V. Can you just
bring your checkable background, pre schening, pre screening and your
n c C HC.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Jesus Christ, what was the last one there? The nc
what the n C hc CC. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
So I feel like he gave away a lot with
his careers What was it careers guidance meeting?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
So you're going to have your careers coach.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Interview, careers coach interview.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Yeah, that's going to be. That's gonna be before your
d V.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
It sounds like something he sounds like you what what
sounds like you're drinking?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Drive?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Drunken? Disorderly?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Sounds rash range?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Where? Where is where?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Does kind of like brainstorm in c C H C
HC is going to be healthcare, doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Here we go in c c h C. Here we
go national National, the national uh currency. He works at
the MINT, the.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
National currency Championship, Healthcare, healthcare, healthcare, And there's these in
pre screening, screening.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
There's a lot of pre screening going on. Most people
do an interview for a job.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Is he just in recruiting, Yes, he is in recruiting.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Yeah, I might have been some type of recruiting there. Yeah,
that sounds like I'm not too sure you specified what
type of recruiting though.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Medical recruiting, healthcare.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, medical, medical recruiting, hospital recruiting.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
There is a medical side to it, I suppose.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, well we would you give it to us then? John?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
So wait, you know, so what are you? What are
you then, Josh? What is your exact role? Because I
feel like.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I am You want to know the job please? Yeah,
I am a defense interviewer for the IDF.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Oh wow, screening people for the army.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Yeah, checkable background, pre screen. It's compulsory and it's just
to check that they have a ten year checkable background.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
What stuff are you going through?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
It but just you know where where they've resided, if
they have been in and out of Australia, things like that.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Because they're also you check because there'd be some pretty
wild people who'd want to be in the army.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So if hypothetically, Josh, I'd been again total hypothetically, but
if I've been like arrested before for public nuisance again
total hypothetical public news, like would that well again that
saunds hypothetical.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Well, that that would be your n c HC, your
nationally coordinated criminal history check.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
So at what point are you failing that? Like, let's
say public urination go on.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Our army time, Well, public urination. I don't make the
decision on this. I just assessed someone suitability to join
the defense. But would you would you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Give me agree?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
So, say I've been would you give me I've been
done six times?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Public urination? It's a it's just like I'm a serial
public urinate for some reason.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Would you be saying to your your your upper barbs
that I think he's.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Good to go.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Look, we all need the jesters in our workplace, right
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Plenty of spots in the army.
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