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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm going to the soft drink.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Beer, Darcy No, Darcy No, it's a great game.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
We crack cans. You guys, guess is it beer or
soft drink that we just opened?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That was a beer. We're getting very good at this.
The question is how good are you? Guys? So you've
caught us thirty one or six y five?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Now before we get into the game, or should we
tell the exciting news for next week or should we
save that till the end? No, but Serena SARENI you
ready to play? Yes? I am alrighty, here's can one beer?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Incorrect.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sorry, I'm sorry about that, and I think I'm going
have to be honest about something. We've had some tweaks
down to the microphones. That is the best a crack
has ever sounded. Yeah, that is extraordinary, But I think
it's through Serena. I think the sound is different through
these mics, slightly different.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You guys, get used to it. Let's go to Brady here.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Brody sounded that sounded very soft drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Though.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Okay, I was going to say as an objective party,
but that's not true. But it did sound a lot
like a soft drink.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, let's go to Brady. Brody, did you think soft
drink before or beer? Oh yeah, I'm glad you're mixing
it up for me. But I thought it was a.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Beer bloody hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, it's a crisper microphone Australia. So you know, this
is a bit of a trial and error initially.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But Brody, is there any cash on the line? Is
that that available?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
No cash about? No cash here, no cash here, just
for the game, doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
For love, Brody. Money ruins everything, am I right? Brother?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Here is a big announcement coming shortly though, with Keny
here which might involve some cash.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But to do it every understanding up to do it
all next week. I know, let's give Brody can one.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'm going to say, be for that one, Rode for
the love of the game.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Look at him, just the people's hero, just a pure player.
He's purest he's a purist. He doesn't want the plaud It's.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's one can for you, Brody.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I mean, at this point you're probably just going for
the record.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We're still sixteen or something almost fifteen, so.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You're going for sixteen cans. Brody, right out here's can
two the soft drink.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, good, bro Brody feels good to me. Shout out
to Okay, digital producer. Can I get the leader board up?
I don't know if you've got that on hand somewhere.
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You tell you what you tell people to work on
a Friday, and everyone looks at you like you've asked
to kill the first child.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's just crazy what we're all. We're in here working.
We're in here working. You and me, we're on the club.
We punched out ticket. Let's give Brody, can just give
me the list of gus?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Brody can three?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, he's on you, he's on he's on one here bro.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
So Brady, I think if you've got three cans now,
I think yourself a chat?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I'm a brick player, okay. And you you say there's
got to be a prize if you beat the record,
if you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Beat the record, if you beat the record.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
But it's ten thousand dollars, I mean that goes, that
goes unchanged.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
There.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, but you're gonna have to get a lot of cans.
I mean, you're on these three cans down broad Trained exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Don't get ahead of yourself, Brady, do not get ahead
of yourself, all right, speak is can number four for.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The brick can for man who lays a brick. Here
he goes can four.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
O a beer.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Oh wow, wow, Brode runner, it's looking good.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's four cans. I've got the list up, Brody.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So just reminded Joe Jonas six cans, Gary Barlow seven,
Shane got seven as well, then Beatrice the Gladiator nine
and then Renee recently fifteen cans. So it's going to
have to be sixteen for ten grand brods. Do you
like another one, mate?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, we'll go another on another one.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
He's going to give up now, yeah, like Mark Tallory,
you know it just it's only done.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Four can five? Another soft three, let's go to a song.
Let's go to a song. Do you think that was
soft drink? Brody?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I think so well.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I like this confidence because it was a soft drink.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Brody.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
You've got five cans, my friends, five cans. You have
one can away from entering the leaderboard. Joe Jonas on
six with very exciting for you, bro it's.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Of my day.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It's a shame there's no cash today because you know
you're already at five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Now, I don't want to remind I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Want to find you that big announcement about a lot
of cash. And can you hear it's a good luck
getting to your next week, Broads, I reckon you might
have a little red dot next to your name.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
After day's performance.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You're undoing your chances of ever playing again.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You're doing it for free.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I mean it is ten grand for sixteen for the record.
If you beat Renee on fifteen, that's it. So that's
still there, Brodes can six Can we.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Be oh.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Rides body rides, brides Brides?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Well, I'm just trying to increase my chances the next time.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Clever, clever banking, tanking, very good, very very good, first
ever tanking. Can you hear it?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't mind it, Bridy. Now what we've got some
very exciting news.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
We have a quick game with Michayla if you like,
And then I've got to tell everyone some news about
can you hear it?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Next week? So news Michayla quick game.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Maybe we can say to Michayla, Mikayla, would you like
to play this week? Or after I say the news
would you like to be the first player next week?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Or Kay, is there any world where I know it
kicks off next week? But can Michayla play for the
exciting news right now?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is like a warm up?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yes she can, Yes she can.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, that's a straight firugh.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Okay, So let's go back to giving her the choice.
So Mikayla, you can either play now zero dollars. But
you know obviously that carrat of sixteen. If sixteen in
a row gets you ten thousand dollars and pride and
the love of the game, the love of the game,
you might get on the leaderboard and we'll send you
I do love the game.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We'll send you a willing can you hear it? St
w Holder? So look, that's option A. Option B.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You don't play now and you play next week, we'll
lock you in for next week and you play for well,
what I'm about to.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Reveal, I'm going to take next week.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Boys, I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Go the whole What about love of the game and everything?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Mikayla, Your both are like money and things as well.
It is there, all right, Mikayla Monday. Yeah, sorry to
ruin your vibe. Hang on the producers of dangle, Mr Carrot,
which I do kind of like, sorry, back, take it,
Take it back to that, Mikayla. You've got to bag
her back.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
She thought she was out, she thought she was.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
That in front of me, and then pull it away.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That's just not right.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We're not pulling it away. It's making you earn your
playing next week.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
So let's let's let's let's tell her what next week is. First,
So what is next week?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So next week? Next week, Mikayla is can you hear it?
Double or nothing? So if you get if you get
the first, can you win a hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And then from that point on it's double or nothing.
So you can either stop and you take that amount
of cash or you double your cash with every single can.
I'm sure you know your Mad Sports. So one hundred
to two hundred to four hundred to eight hundred six,
I could keep going them just proving the point.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I could keep going. So, Mikayla, that's what happens next week.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Now, if you get three cans right now, you will
be the first player to kick it off on Monday.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
All right, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, Here we go, three cans? You gotta get.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Let's go and one.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Beer banks. Wow, she's got one down. You'll go to
can two.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
That's got to be a softy.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Can you hear its? W holder is all yours, Mikayla. Rejoice, Rejoice.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
That okay, that kay And you can still try and
call next week.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It just means he's not the first caller. Yeah, so
I'm calling. Yeah, man, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Then, well, the producers will definitely take your call next week,
whether you get on air or not.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
They're just black marks.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I'll get a new phone, Michaeley, get a burner with
dad's and it's back.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's next week.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's one hundred bucks account at the start, and then
it's double or nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What a week on will and Woody Remember that funny
bit web, Actually, why don't we just play back Willen
Woodies week in review?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
All of last week we gave away doubles to go
and see this guy.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Hey, this is a Sharon. Then naturally another big ed
came into the composition.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I reckon I would still pay hundreds of dollars to
see Eddie Maguire do a show with just a guitar
and a loop. Pettal I think it's a great proposition.
I don't know what he's doing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Ed business, I reckon probably business. That's well a good mate,
I'm so good. We've got a great idea. We want
to pitch you.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I reckon, boys, what we should do is donry for that,
but just sell some more of the drugs that you
blokes are on.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Daniel, what's the weirdest request you've had on a work site?
A family found out I was Russian and thought I
must be a huge prudent supporter.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And would not let me leave their house.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
What's until I had to sit down lunch with them
and I had the old so come up to me
here and whisper prusing in my that many times.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Dating both the parent and the kid?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Have you done it better?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Woman called Megan who called him revealed it, I.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Will save you.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
This guy for like three months, ended up inviting me
through the family barbecue one day, kens I had stated
in the day, have you hooked up with the dad?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I was dating this guy for three months, went to
a table of punchon and.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Found other hill s.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Woh, so he's bisexual, so he's hooking up with you?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And so when you hooking up with my mum.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
I ended up telling mum about two years later and
she told me to get out of the house.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's extraordinary, and so have you and mum? Have you
broken bread? Have you? Then?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
You know?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
There is it?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
A story you can tell around a campfire now anonymous.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
A month half away, so like, yeah, it was just
crushed to the side and yeah, bit like that.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Yeah, absolutely no doubt about it. Let's bring up the
elves in the room. I've fallen into a trap there.
There's no way I could have known his mom had
passed away. Obviously, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I didn't know. I've walked into it. Exit my face,
my face, go to traffic.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Oh that's great, But that that will live red free
in my head.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'll do a lot of other people for a long time.
The moment that you are.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Someone live on here about their mum and they told
you their mom was dead.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I'm glad we keep playing that. It's really nice review beautiful.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Shout out to Mark the Shark, Daniel and tim neham
Sandwich Hammond who will put that together.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We are still talking to Eddie maguire by the way.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I know it's still on the phone. We've got Frontier
involved in that one. Yeah, so good to just throwing
a few not I think he needs a support act.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Who are you thinking? I think Tina Arena would do it. Okay,
we'll put her on the Maguire with special guests.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Tina Arena, Yeah, okay, yep, nice, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Thinking to open for him.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well, I think you flipp and put edge sheering on before,
do you know what I mean? And McGuire comes wards.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
When you realize that your parents are getting old, it's tough,
hard moment, and.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's a double realization. For me.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
It's it's like, oh, whoa, you're you're you're getting borderline geriatric.
But then it's double down of like that means I'm
getting quite old too.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't take it that far. I'll have a baby,
but they're old.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And I reckon that the Trump I reckon that the
Trump kids had this avunka and Donald Trump Junior had
this watching their dad on the roof of the White
House the other day.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why are you on the roof? President? What are you
doing up there?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Come out and talk to it?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Forgotten?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Where the bathroom is? His bys walking around? I swear
the bathrooms upstairs, so there isn't.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
A second floor.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
If you miss it, you did tell everyone, yes, say
there reason he was up there. He was out there
with a very notable architect with a plan.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
To build a ballroom.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
He was just pointing on the roof, aggressively pointing insid directions.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't think a ballroom here.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
He's absolutely lost it. And as I said, that's a
really sad it's a sad moment. It's also a funny
moment when you realize that you folks are old.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm definitely having it.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Every time I go and catch up with my parents,
I feel like the zoom on their phones has got
a bit more. Like Dad is reading text messages two
words at a time and then scrolling. It's like, I
don't think you can get it any bigger. He's almost
one single words with text messages.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Now. I forgot about that. That's really good. That's really good.
The other one I'm definitely finding this is the tech
thing in general. Of course, I think we can just
cover that off.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I've told you that Mum had to do three classes
with an Apple Macintosh registered professional just to find out
how to turn her comput three classes brilliant And then
didn't she number three and you can get your bottom
dollar that would have been at least one hundred dollars
a class.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, didn't she try to flex with you as well
and say like, I know how to delete an item
now in five different ways. That's awesome. Yeah, that's alsome
number one dragon. Ye, she didn't get past dragged to
the bin though, because I called her buffer and.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
What else we got, I dragged the bin was the
limit of that.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
One big one for me that I'm fine with my
parents and I love catching that with both my parents
if they are listening. Mum definitely not listening, but Dad,
if you're listening, I love catching that with you. But
the length of the stories, yeah, it feels like over
the past year, the filter's gone.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
They don't care anymore, do that? The story has everywhere?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
And also like midway through the story, it'll be like, oh,
because you know the next door neighbors, uncle's cousins.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Brother Jerry, well Jerry lives down that street. It's like
where you used to have a filter, What would I care?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You actually can't go for a driver than without gun
with them going Oh, Nancy used to live there forty
five years ago. Nancy, who was your grandmother's sisters friend
in school.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
From your childhood that you're like, I've forgotten that person. Yeah,
you know James used to go to daycare with you,
like when I was two. No, didn't speak a word
to him since I left two and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know missus Jefferson who taught you in year two?
She died yesterday. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And they get confused. I mean, you're one of multiple
kids like me. There's no regard. Yeah, who's who's made anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
No, And also like my circle of friends, like they
only seem to remember the people that went to high
school with. I've made some very good friends since high school.
I'm still introducing them to my parents.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, they stopped gaining memory, I reckon from about It's
just like, definitely it gets frozen once you finished school,
didn't you.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Your dad had an absolute scorcher because your dad's not dum.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry to see your dad.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Your dad is particularly so I don't think we can
call this this is the moment where you realize your
dad's getting older.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Because I think your dad sucked at this. He's always
been bad he's always been bad at but we're gonna
have to. He remembers everything about them, he just doesn't
do the name. And I don't know where it's the
confidence from.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Well, that's the problem, because if you're not good at names,
normally you shut up shop.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You just go with me, just go for me. But yes,
it was.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
My little brother's been friends with it with a guy
called Darcy for about twenty years.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
He's actually he's actually quite.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
A famous football He plays in the Portaeli Football Club. Darcy
Burne Jones lovely kids.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So you definitely should know this guy. Probably watched him
on TV. Dad will ask, like, you know Port's playing,
how Darcy play? Right?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
But then for some reason at Georgia's thirtieth he walked
up to him and he just shoogar it, stuck his
hand out and he.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Goes, Piers, good to see you, mate, not even close
pers By the way, Dad knows no other Pierces. We
have no other Piers in our life.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Such a low percentage plate. If you're gonna shoot with
the name as well, go with a John sam Is.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah. On the topic of Dad, I think we do
when your parents get old. It's just this like.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Brash cavalier attitude that they take towards hobbies, which is
like I'm just going to do that, and I'm just
going to do it well because they're tapping in the pension.
They just get all the gear really quickly and they
come home one day and they're just like, guys, sewing,
it's for me. By the way, he brought a thousand
dollars sewing machine and I'm just going to get stuck in.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
No, he's not sewing, but he is into boogie boarding
and another and of course he came in with all
the gear one day driving out of the beach to
go boogie boarding, and he hates how full the car
parking is. He's been complaining about that for a lot.
So he came home one day and he brought himself
a scooter, brought himself a moped, brilliant. He's like, guys,
I'll just take the moped down. He brought himself a
boogeyboard backpack brilliant as well to put the boogie board in.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Brilliant.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Smart and he was like, I'm just going to ride
down to the shop at the boogyboard brilliant anyway, Also
for convenience, decided to ride down to the shops in
a wetsuit Brilliant. So this is ticking all the boxes
of seeing a guy looking like a seal slash turtle
with the with the thing on the back, took off
the bookeyboard, acted like a like a sale. Effectively, Brilliant
ripped him off the back of the scooter.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
And it's still sitting in the garage. So if you're listening, Piers,
we love you, but you're old.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Would we've got ten minutes to take over the radio station?
Absolutely love it?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Friday we take online.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
We titched so many ideas to our beautiful production team outside.
We just feel like they don't pick some of the
gold that we pitch will so well.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Often often there's there's a lot left on the chopping
room floorboards.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And we get to Friday and we're going through all
the ideas that we've pitched, and I shed a tear
for the ideas that didn't make the make the air WAPs.
I feel bad for you guys listening that we weren't
able to hear the gold. So we get ten minutes
on a Friday to repitch some of the ideas will Yeah,
it didn't quite make the show.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yes, do you want to kick things off today?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, I was just having to look through I mean,
this could go to here with me as as you know,
just going through the graveyard of ideas that I've got here.
There are hundreds, by the way, you know Pooy's nervous
about this segment where he starts itching his head. He watches,
he goes, oh, what's he going to do? Okay, here's
a bit you know those you know those know, you
(19:48):
know those signs that occasionally you see in shop windows, yes,
that say no cash or drugs kept on the premises.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Do you ever look at them and go, I don't
believe you? Of course it's classic bluff, right, yeah, classic bluff.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
So it's like the woman who got caught with a
lot of drugs in the back of her car and
on the on the bag it said no drugs in here,
got busted.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
The police were like, I think there is story. That's
a good one.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
So what I wanted to do anyone a six five?
What sign or official warning? Do you not trust? You
know when they say it and you're like.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, that's the case. Sometimes the jellyfish runs I'm like, come, nah.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
There can't be that many, there's not Yeah, Or like
when they say electric fence, like nine out of ten
times it's not electric.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I weit on one months it was electric. Well, sometimes
it is. But I don't trust them. I'm not saying
that they're not wrong, that I don't trust them. Yeah,
sometimes it just goes like, oh sorry when we're doing
the bit. So we're doing a bit, but if you
don't trust to sign.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, okay, which one? Okay, my idea simple one. But
I think it's a cracker. I just can't believe these
guys haven't lit up about it. How good your dog bark?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh? Yeah, because we had a we had a guy.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
There was a guy who scared off some burglars doing
a dog with intruder with a very compelling bar.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yea good would be get a whole bunch of people.
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
We won't play the audio now, because only if we
choose the bit, do we play the audio?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, of the that's the surprise you get if we
choose it. So what do you want to do? Because
I quite like yours as well. I quite like yours
as well. Bloody ell, we throw it outside. I mean
Joe's in charge. Yeah, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Men? Two absolute pearls there. They're going straight to the
actors those ideas. What do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
I hate both?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, I love that, Wow, love that. But I would
love to hear a dog bark. Yeah, there you go.
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'd love to dogs baker.
I think I've got a prety good back on. Speaking
of signs, beware of the dog, I never believe that.
I don't believe that one. I either believe that I
had that written down. Oh good.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, June erosion as well, you know, like guys, stay
off the gins. I'm like, come on, not every June
is eroading. Some are climate change sign that's just not happening.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
We're in the sign bit. We're in the sign bit.
A baby on board, not always. I know you respect that.
So thirteen one oh six five, how good you bark?
If you've got a good dog bark on your give us.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
A call, my buck. I'd love to hear you all.
But no, no, hold, hold, we're going to go to it.
This is the guy scaring off burglars. This is what
he is in the news. Good bark, solid bark. Okay,
let's go to you guys. Thirteen one oh six five.
(22:34):
How good is your dog bark?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I do more of a growl, You've got to I've
got a full bark in. You got a song. We've
got a good growl. I'll take a yelp. Yeah, I
think I'm more. I think what people will do, they'll
call up, tell us the breed of dog you're doing.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, so you need ships Schnauzer, whatever you want to,
just name a dog and then do their bark. Not
talking about the stuff that you put in playgrounds.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Bill, We're talking dog barks.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
No good you, Yeah, I Friday, I had that joke ready,
still got that and I still got that gear that joke.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I did it as part of the pitch. I'll do
a bar start. I just didn't respond right back to.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That hurts you put your best gear in there. Thank you. Anyway,
how get your dog back?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Actually right on the email, Yeah, I was like, I'll
do a buck punt early so I've got them, and
then we'll hear a whole bunch of.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Dog back I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
So the way this is going to work, you say,
the dog breeding your emails too long.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I've been I've heard that feedback from Marks. You get it.
You're a nice guy. So I've had MC coffee. I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
All Right, we're going to go to Phil here. Phil,
you reckon, you've got a good bark? What breed are
you doing?
Speaker 6 (23:42):
A boxer?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Boxer? Give it to us? Phil? Seriously, seriously can you
hear it? Holder for that? Phil, That's that's really good stuff.
I'll tell you what if that's the first call this is.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That was unbelievable. That was unbelievable. Leanne's called Leanne.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What Brad are you doing a dingo?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Ding?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah? Alright, give us your ding guy? Not bad, not
great as well.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I think that's aware wolf Actually it sounded.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
A little bit like book week that one. Not Wolfy, Yeah,
a little bit wolfy. All right, we got Christy Chris.
What what Brad are you doing? Chris?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Boys, I'm going to channel my inn o the right Okay,
aggression right, Chris, Bradie. I really hope that there's someone
watching this went for it. Are you in the car
next to Chris? You're in the car.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
People are giving you a birth on the Friday, Chris.
That was great. Great as well. It was well, you
can tell. I think you can tell it was a person.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
And I think the goal here is I want to
be able to close my eyes and picture a canine
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And at the moment I've only had that once.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
With the with the boxer, with the box. It was
the box that really wasn't it. Let's go to Josie here, Josie,
we want to come bloody hell. Are you doing your
bar immediately there, Josie, Chihuahua. Josie, you crack in.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Pretty good. It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
It's pretty good. It's not bad. Actually, it's really lightening
up the people in your car as well. That's good
fun on a Friday. Let's go to Orlando.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Down.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Orlando is going to bring us home. Orlando, what breed
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
German Shetter, the alsatiannsation, notoriously dodgy hein legs woods.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Okay, good fun fact Orlando, crack into your bark, just
good effort.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
You had a great red eye forever shocking. He can
put that bed to bed now. We're all happy. We
chose dog barks. I got something out of that's good fun.
I never heard you. I didn't get to it. Yeah,
bring it home, mate, bring it home. This I'm not
(26:19):
sure if I can go to the bark. I think
I've just got the growl. But okay, okay, give me
the ground. See what comes to you. He's ruined.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
The Australia's Greatest ever Survivor players go head to head
against the world's best. Who will be the Survival World
Champion Survivor Australia versus the World. Start seven o'clock next
Sunday on.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Ten Will and Woodies survive the week.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's a simple game, but we're playing hard this time around.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
We've done it before. Tabitha one. She got through the
entire week. The rules of this we give you a
code word. If you get through the entire week without
saying that code word to anyone, you win.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Thousands of dollars.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Now we're about to call the person who is going
to be given a code word. Now, well, I reckon
it's really important that we just make this seem like
this is just an introductory chat running through the rules.
But we do have a little idea to try and
extract the code word from her like from the get
go and effectively take thousands of dollars away from it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's our role. When you say it out loud, you
know that is brutal. We're taking money from a listener.
But ultimately, that's the game. She signed up for it.
She knows. She knows. Live by the sword, Die by
the sword. This, guys, this is it's like Survivor, I
mean Survivor. It's just the top dog.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
And the good news is if she does reveal the
code word, it then goes to one of you guys.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
So then someone else gets a chance. That's not all
bad news. Now. I think the first thing that I
think is.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Going to be really difficult for Nicole is the fact
that the code word itself is tricky. Yes, like, the
code word itself is something that we would say all
the time.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I've said it twenty seven times today, I would say,
let's call Nicole and tell her what.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
The code word is. Hello Nicole speaking Nicole, Yes, how
are you.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Fantastic?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
How are you really good? Nicole? We have to mention
you are live on radio right now, Nicole. Look, it's
Will and Woody speaking. By the way, I'm not tre
Hello guy, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Coming back from a walk with my dog.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Beautiful, beautiful afternoon for a.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Year, perfect afternoon for a walk.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's also a perfect afternoon to win some cash.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I'm excited to tell you that right now you are
the owner of five thousand dollars. Who did you send
it to my account? Please come, well, well send it
to your account next Friday, Nicole, but only if you
can keep a code word to yourself.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm already doubting myself.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But are you got to keeping secrets, Nicole?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay I am. I am money driven, so I could be.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Okay, So I want to make it clear that Nicole
is as soon as they give you the code word,
like we are on Okay, Okay, Okay, Nicole, the code
word is good.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
So you can't say good to one of us before
the end, before next Friday, if.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
You guys, If you do, but remember we could have
recording devices anywhere. Okay. We may have already bugged your house. Yeah, okay,
we'll be in.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Your message is just not to say good for next week, okay.
And if you do that, five thousand dollars will go
straight to somebody else who will get themselves out another
code word, and then we'll start from scratch. So everybody
keep in mind wants you to say the code word, Nicole.
Everyone is against you right now.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
How are you today, Nicole? Great?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Nice? Good? Good, good, very good? Wrecking?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
All right, So just before we let you go, I
just want to confirm what's that code word? Am I
allowed to say it?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Don't I?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
You can say it if you want.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
No nice and Nicole good, test good, amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
But we'll speak to you during the week. We're gonna
no one anywhere, trust no one, Nicole. I wouldn't sleep
eyes in the back of your head. All right, that's okay,
I've got I've got a four months old.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I went sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
How they're going?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
She's beautiful, beautiful. Yeah's amazing, Okay, nic I'm going to
pass you back to the producers.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
That was awesome, great stuff, thanks mate. See so she
can't hear us now we've got producer Jay in the studio,
scorture in the first space.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I feel bad about it, a four months old, like
I feel. I do feel tear all about that. But again,
this is the game. We have to try to everyone else.
If we don't try, it's.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
All thanks to Survivor Australia versus the World starts a
seventeen or ten who will be the world champion. It's
all about survival, woods survivor does this. It's dog eat dog,
signed to torture.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So so so Jay's going to pick up the phone.
Now she's going to think she's off air. What are
you going to say? Jay?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I'm just going to say, thanks so much for that, Nicole.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
How do you think you went?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Awesome? Hey, Nicole? Thanks so much for that. How do
you think you went? I think I did good.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I haven't swift.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Give me a show.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's okay. I didn't need to catch actually said, there's no.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Point I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I love it. That was a good traffic. It's been
great to meet you. Thanks so much for playing mate.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, for everyone listening is that we are choosing someone
else Monday. So I don't think it's too hard to register.
Get along to willamwooi dot com. Go to the wind
page register you'll get your code word on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
But the boys are better this time around. I love that, Nicole.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
We're going to send you over Tim tam Price back
to help you with some of those sleepless nights.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Matey. Wow, that's good stuff. We are back and the
clubs are off
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm going to the soft drink.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Beer, Darcy No, Darcy No, it's a great game.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
We crack cans. You guys, guess is it beer or
soft drink that we just opened?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That was a beer. We're getting very good at this.
The question is how good are you? Guys? So you've
caught us thirty one or six y five?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Now before we get into the game, or should we
tell the exciting news for next week or should we
save that till the end? No, but Serena SARENI you
ready to play? Yes? I am alrighty, here's can one beer?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Incorrect.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sorry, I'm sorry about that, and I think I'm going
have to be honest about something. We've had some tweaks
down to the microphones. That is the best a crack
has ever sounded. Yeah, that is extraordinary, But I think
it's through Serena. I think the sound is different through
these mics, slightly different.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You guys, get used to it. Let's go to Brady here.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Brody sounded that sounded very soft drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Though.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Okay, I was going to say as an objective party,
but that's not true. But it did sound a lot
like a soft drink.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, let's go to Brady. Brody, did you think soft
drink before or beer? Oh yeah, I'm glad you're mixing
it up for me. But I thought it was a.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Beer bloody hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, it's a crisper microphone Australia. So you know, this
is a bit of a trial and error initially.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But Brody, is there any cash on the line? Is
that that available?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
No cash about? No cash here, no cash here, just
for the game, doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
For love, Brody. Money ruins everything, am I right? Brother?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Here is a big announcement coming shortly though, with Keny
here which might involve some cash.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But to do it every understanding up to do it
all next week. I know, let's give Brody can one.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'm going to say, be for that one, Rode for
the love of the game.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Look at him, just the people's hero, just a pure player.
He's purest he's a purist. He doesn't want the plaud It's.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's one can for you, Brody.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I mean, at this point you're probably just going for
the record.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We're still sixteen or something almost fifteen, so.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You're going for sixteen cans. Brody, right out here's can
two the soft drink.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, good, bro Brody feels good to me. Shout out
to Okay, digital producer. Can I get the leader board up?
I don't know if you've got that on hand somewhere.
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You tell you what you tell people to work on
a Friday, and everyone looks at you like you've asked
to kill the first child.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's just crazy what we're all. We're in here working.
We're in here working. You and me, we're on the club.
We punched out ticket. Let's give Brody, can just give
me the list of gus?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, Brody can three?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, he's on you, he's on he's on one here bro.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
So Brady, I think if you've got three cans now,
I think yourself a chat?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I'm a brick player, okay. And you you say there's
got to be a prize if you beat the record,
if you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Beat the record, if you beat the record.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
But it's ten thousand dollars, I mean that goes, that
goes unchanged.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
There.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, but you're gonna have to get a lot of cans.
I mean, you're on these three cans down broad Trained exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Don't get ahead of yourself, Brady, do not get ahead
of yourself, all right, speak is can number four for.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The brick can for man who lays a brick. Here
he goes can four.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
O a beer.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Oh wow, wow, Brode runner, it's looking good.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's four cans. I've got the list up, Brody.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So just reminded Joe Jonas six cans, Gary Barlow seven,
Shane got seven as well, then Beatrice the Gladiator nine
and then Renee recently fifteen cans. So it's going to
have to be sixteen for ten grand brods. Do you
like another one, mate?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, we'll go another on another one.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
He's going to give up now, yeah, like Mark Tallory,
you know it just it's only done.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Four can five? Another soft three, let's go to a song.
Let's go to a song. Do you think that was
soft drink? Brody?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I think so well.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I like this confidence because it was a soft drink.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Brody.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
You've got five cans, my friends, five cans. You have
one can away from entering the leaderboard. Joe Jonas on
six with very exciting for you, bro it's.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Of my day.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It's a shame there's no cash today because you know
you're already at five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Now, I don't want to remind I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Want to find you that big announcement about a lot
of cash. And can you hear it's a good luck
getting to your next week, Broads, I reckon you might
have a little red dot next to your name.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
After day's performance.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You're undoing your chances of ever playing again.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You're doing it for free.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I mean it is ten grand for sixteen for the record.
If you beat Renee on fifteen, that's it. So that's
still there, Brodes can six Can we.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Be oh.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Rides body rides, brides Brides?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Well, I'm just trying to increase my chances the next time.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Clever, clever banking, tanking, very good, very very good, first
ever tanking. Can you hear it?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't mind it, Bridy. Now what we've got some
very exciting news.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
We have a quick game with Michayla if you like,
And then I've got to tell everyone some news about
can you hear it?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Next week? So news Michayla quick game.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Maybe we can say to Michayla, Mikayla, would you like
to play this week? Or after I say the news
would you like to be the first player next week?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Or Kay, is there any world where I know it
kicks off next week? But can Michayla play for the
exciting news right now?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is like a warm up?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yes she can, Yes she can.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, that's a straight firugh.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Okay, So let's go back to giving her the choice.
So Mikayla, you can either play now zero dollars. But
you know obviously that carrat of sixteen. If sixteen in
a row gets you ten thousand dollars and pride and
the love of the game, the love of the game,
you might get on the leaderboard and we'll send you
I do love the game.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We'll send you a willing can you hear it? St
w Holder? So look, that's option A. Option B.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You don't play now and you play next week, we'll
lock you in for next week and you play for well,
what I'm about to.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Reveal, I'm going to take next week.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Boys, I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Go the whole What about love of the game and everything?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Mikayla, Your both are like money and things as well.
It is there, all right, Mikayla Monday. Yeah, sorry to
ruin your vibe. Hang on the producers of dangle, Mr Carrot,
which I do kind of like, sorry, back, take it,
Take it back to that, Mikayla. You've got to bag
her back.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
She thought she was out, she thought she was.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
That in front of me, and then pull it away.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That's just not right.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We're not pulling it away. It's making you earn your
playing next week.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
So let's let's let's let's tell her what next week is. First,
So what is next week?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So next week? Next week, Mikayla is can you hear it?
Double or nothing? So if you get if you get
the first, can you win a hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And then from that point on it's double or nothing.
So you can either stop and you take that amount
of cash or you double your cash with every single can.
I'm sure you know your Mad Sports. So one hundred
to two hundred to four hundred to eight hundred six,
I could keep going them just proving the point.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I could keep going. So, Mikayla, that's what happens next week.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Now, if you get three cans right now, you will
be the first player to kick it off on Monday.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
All right, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, Here we go, three cans? You gotta get.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Let's go and one.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Beer banks. Wow, she's got one down. You'll go to
can two.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
That's got to be a softy.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Can you hear its? W holder is all yours, Mikayla. Rejoice, Rejoice.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
That okay, that kay And you can still try and
call next week.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It just means he's not the first caller. Yeah, so
I'm calling. Yeah, man, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Then, well, the producers will definitely take your call next week,
whether you get on air or not.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
They're just black marks.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I'll get a new phone, Michaeley, get a burner with
dad's and it's back.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's next week.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's one hundred bucks account at the start, and then
it's double or nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What a week on will and Woody Remember that funny
bit web, Actually, why don't we just play back Willen
Woodies week in review?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
All of last week we gave away doubles to go
and see this guy.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Hey, this is a Sharon. Then naturally another big ed
came into the composition.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I reckon I would still pay hundreds of dollars to
see Eddie Maguire do a show with just a guitar
and a loop. Pettal I think it's a great proposition.
I don't know what he's doing at the moment.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Ed business, I reckon probably business. That's well a good mate,
I'm so good. We've got a great idea. We want
to pitch you.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I reckon, boys, what we should do is donry for that,
but just sell some more of the drugs that you
blokes are on.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Daniel, what's the weirdest request you've had on a work site?
A family found out I was Russian and thought I
must be a huge prudent supporter.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And would not let me leave their house.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
What's until I had to sit down lunch with them
and I had the old so come up to me
here and whisper prusing in my that many times.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Dating both the parent and the kid?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Have you done it better?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Woman called Megan who called him revealed it, I.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Will save you.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
This guy for like three months, ended up inviting me
through the family barbecue one day, kens I had stated
in the day, have you hooked up with the dad?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I was dating this guy for three months, went to
a table of punchon and.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Found other hill s.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Woh, so he's bisexual, so he's hooking up with you?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And so when you hooking up with my mum.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
I ended up telling mum about two years later and
she told me to get out of the house.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's extraordinary, and so have you and mum? Have you
broken bread? Have you? Then?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
You know?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
There is it?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
A story you can tell around a campfire now anonymous.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
A month half away, so like, yeah, it was just
crushed to the side and yeah, bit like that.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Yeah, absolutely no doubt about it. Let's bring up the
elves in the room. I've fallen into a trap there.
There's no way I could have known his mom had
passed away. Obviously, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I didn't know. I've walked into it. Exit my face,
my face, go to traffic.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Oh that's great, But that that will live red free
in my head.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'll do a lot of other people for a long time.
The moment that you are.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Someone live on here about their mum and they told
you their mom was dead.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I'm glad we keep playing that. It's really nice review beautiful.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Shout out to Mark the Shark, Daniel and tim neham
Sandwich Hammond who will put that together.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We are still talking to Eddie maguire by the way.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I know it's still on the phone. We've got Frontier
involved in that one. Yeah, so good to just throwing
a few not I think he needs a support act.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Who are you thinking? I think Tina Arena would do it. Okay,
we'll put her on the Maguire with special guests.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Tina Arena, Yeah, okay, yep, nice, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Thinking to open for him.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well, I think you flipp and put edge sheering on before,
do you know what I mean? And McGuire comes wards.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
When you realize that your parents are getting old, it's tough,
hard moment, and.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's a double realization. For me.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
It's it's like, oh, whoa, you're you're you're getting borderline geriatric.
But then it's double down of like that means I'm
getting quite old too.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't take it that far. I'll have a baby,
but they're old.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And I reckon that the Trump I reckon that the
Trump kids had this avunka and Donald Trump Junior had
this watching their dad on the roof of the White
House the other day.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why are you on the roof? President? What are you
doing up there?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Come out and talk to it?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Forgotten?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Where the bathroom is? His bys walking around? I swear
the bathrooms upstairs, so there isn't.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
A second floor.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
If you miss it, you did tell everyone, yes, say
there reason he was up there. He was out there
with a very notable architect with a plan.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
To build a ballroom.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
He was just pointing on the roof, aggressively pointing insid directions.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't think a ballroom here.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
He's absolutely lost it. And as I said, that's a
really sad it's a sad moment. It's also a funny
moment when you realize that you folks are old.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm definitely having it.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Every time I go and catch up with my parents,
I feel like the zoom on their phones has got
a bit more. Like Dad is reading text messages two
words at a time and then scrolling. It's like, I
don't think you can get it any bigger. He's almost
one single words with text messages.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Now. I forgot about that. That's really good. That's really good.
The other one I'm definitely finding this is the tech
thing in general. Of course, I think we can just
cover that off.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I've told you that Mum had to do three classes
with an Apple Macintosh registered professional just to find out
how to turn her comput three classes brilliant And then
didn't she number three and you can get your bottom
dollar that would have been at least one hundred dollars
a class.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, didn't she try to flex with you as well
and say like, I know how to delete an item
now in five different ways. That's awesome. Yeah, that's alsome
number one dragon. Ye, she didn't get past dragged to
the bin though, because I called her buffer and.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
What else we got, I dragged the bin was the
limit of that.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
One big one for me that I'm fine with my
parents and I love catching that with both my parents
if they are listening. Mum definitely not listening, but Dad,
if you're listening, I love catching that with you. But
the length of the stories, yeah, it feels like over
the past year, the filter's gone.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
They don't care anymore, do that? The story has everywhere?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
And also like midway through the story, it'll be like, oh,
because you know the next door neighbors, uncle's cousins.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Brother Jerry, well Jerry lives down that street. It's like
where you used to have a filter, What would I care?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
You actually can't go for a driver than without gun
with them going Oh, Nancy used to live there forty
five years ago. Nancy, who was your grandmother's sisters friend
in school.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
From your childhood that you're like, I've forgotten that person. Yeah,
you know James used to go to daycare with you,
like when I was two. No, didn't speak a word
to him since I left two and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know missus Jefferson who taught you in year two?
She died yesterday. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And they get confused. I mean, you're one of multiple
kids like me. There's no regard. Yeah, who's who's made anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
No, And also like my circle of friends, like they
only seem to remember the people that went to high
school with. I've made some very good friends since high school.
I'm still introducing them to my parents.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, they stopped gaining memory, I reckon from about It's
just like, definitely it gets frozen once you finished school,
didn't you.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Your dad had an absolute scorcher because your dad's not dum.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry to see your dad.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Your dad is particularly so I don't think we can
call this this is the moment where you realize your
dad's getting older.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Because I think your dad sucked at this. He's always
been bad he's always been bad at but we're gonna
have to. He remembers everything about them, he just doesn't
do the name. And I don't know where it's the
confidence from.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Well, that's the problem, because if you're not good at names,
normally you shut up shop.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You just go with me, just go for me. But yes,
it was.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
My little brother's been friends with it with a guy
called Darcy for about twenty years.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
He's actually he's actually quite.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
A famous football He plays in the Portaeli Football Club. Darcy
Burne Jones lovely kids.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So you definitely should know this guy. Probably watched him
on TV. Dad will ask, like, you know Port's playing,
how Darcy play? Right?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
But then for some reason at Georgia's thirtieth he walked
up to him and he just shoogar it, stuck his
hand out and he.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Goes, Piers, good to see you, mate, not even close
pers By the way, Dad knows no other Pierces. We
have no other Piers in our life.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Such a low percentage plate. If you're gonna shoot with
the name as well, go with a John sam Is.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah. On the topic of Dad, I think we do
when your parents get old. It's just this like.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Brash cavalier attitude that they take towards hobbies, which is
like I'm just going to do that, and I'm just
going to do it well because they're tapping in the pension.
They just get all the gear really quickly and they
come home one day and they're just like, guys, sewing,
it's for me. By the way, he brought a thousand
dollars sewing machine and I'm just going to get stuck in.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
No, he's not sewing, but he is into boogie boarding
and another and of course he came in with all
the gear one day driving out of the beach to
go boogie boarding, and he hates how full the car
parking is. He's been complaining about that for a lot.
So he came home one day and he brought himself
a scooter, brought himself a moped, brilliant. He's like, guys,
I'll just take the moped down. He brought himself a
boogeyboard backpack brilliant as well to put the boogie board in.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Brilliant.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Smart and he was like, I'm just going to ride
down to the shop at the boogyboard brilliant anyway, Also
for convenience, decided to ride down to the shops in
a wetsuit Brilliant. So this is ticking all the boxes
of seeing a guy looking like a seal slash turtle
with the with the thing on the back, took off
the bookeyboard, acted like a like a sale. Effectively, Brilliant
ripped him off the back of the scooter.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
And it's still sitting in the garage. So if you're listening, Piers,
we love you, but you're old.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Would we've got ten minutes to take over the radio station?
Absolutely love it?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Friday we take online.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
We titched so many ideas to our beautiful production team outside.
We just feel like they don't pick some of the
gold that we pitch will so well.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Often often there's there's a lot left on the chopping
room floorboards.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And we get to Friday and we're going through all
the ideas that we've pitched, and I shed a tear
for the ideas that didn't make the make the air WAPs.
I feel bad for you guys listening that we weren't
able to hear the gold. So we get ten minutes
on a Friday to repitch some of the ideas will Yeah,
it didn't quite make the show.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yes, do you want to kick things off today?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, I was just having to look through I mean,
this could go to here with me as as you know,
just going through the graveyard of ideas that I've got here.
There are hundreds, by the way, you know Pooy's nervous
about this segment where he starts itching his head. He watches,
he goes, oh, what's he going to do? Okay, here's
a bit you know those you know those know, you
(19:48):
know those signs that occasionally you see in shop windows, yes,
that say no cash or drugs kept on the premises.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Do you ever look at them and go, I don't
believe you? Of course it's classic bluff, right, yeah, classic bluff.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
So it's like the woman who got caught with a
lot of drugs in the back of her car and
on the on the bag it said no drugs in here,
got busted.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
The police were like, I think there is story. That's
a good one.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
So what I wanted to do anyone a six five?
What sign or official warning? Do you not trust? You
know when they say it and you're like.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, that's the case. Sometimes the jellyfish runs I'm like, come, nah.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
There can't be that many, there's not Yeah, Or like
when they say electric fence, like nine out of ten
times it's not electric.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I weit on one months it was electric. Well, sometimes
it is. But I don't trust them. I'm not saying
that they're not wrong, that I don't trust them. Yeah,
sometimes it just goes like, oh sorry when we're doing
the bit. So we're doing a bit, but if you
don't trust to sign.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, okay, which one? Okay, my idea simple one. But
I think it's a cracker. I just can't believe these
guys haven't lit up about it. How good your dog bark?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh? Yeah, because we had a we had a guy.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
There was a guy who scared off some burglars doing
a dog with intruder with a very compelling bar.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yea good would be get a whole bunch of people.
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
We won't play the audio now, because only if we
choose the bit, do we play the audio?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, of the that's the surprise you get if we
choose it. So what do you want to do? Because
I quite like yours as well. I quite like yours
as well. Bloody ell, we throw it outside. I mean
Joe's in charge. Yeah, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Men? Two absolute pearls there. They're going straight to the
actors those ideas. What do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
I hate both?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, I love that, Wow, love that. But I would
love to hear a dog bark. Yeah, there you go.
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'd love to dogs baker.
I think I've got a prety good back on. Speaking
of signs, beware of the dog, I never believe that.
I don't believe that one. I either believe that I
had that written down. Oh good.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, June erosion as well, you know, like guys, stay
off the gins. I'm like, come on, not every June
is eroading. Some are climate change sign that's just not happening.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
We're in the sign bit. We're in the sign bit.
A baby on board, not always. I know you respect that.
So thirteen one oh six five, how good you bark?
If you've got a good dog bark on your give us.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
A call, my buck. I'd love to hear you all.
But no, no, hold, hold, we're going to go to it.
This is the guy scaring off burglars. This is what
he is in the news. Good bark, solid bark. Okay,
let's go to you guys. Thirteen one oh six five.
(22:34):
How good is your dog bark?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I do more of a growl, You've got to I've
got a full bark in. You got a song. We've
got a good growl. I'll take a yelp. Yeah, I
think I'm more. I think what people will do, they'll
call up, tell us the breed of dog you're doing.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, so you need ships Schnauzer, whatever you want to,
just name a dog and then do their bark. Not
talking about the stuff that you put in playgrounds.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Bill, We're talking dog barks.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
No good you, Yeah, I Friday, I had that joke ready,
still got that and I still got that gear that joke.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I did it as part of the pitch. I'll do
a bar start. I just didn't respond right back to.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That hurts you put your best gear in there. Thank you. Anyway,
how get your dog back?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Actually right on the email, Yeah, I was like, I'll
do a buck punt early so I've got them, and
then we'll hear a whole bunch of.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Dog back I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
So the way this is going to work, you say,
the dog breeding your emails too long.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I've been I've heard that feedback from Marks. You get it.
You're a nice guy. So I've had MC coffee. I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
All Right, we're going to go to Phil here. Phil,
you reckon, you've got a good bark? What breed are
you doing?
Speaker 6 (23:42):
A boxer?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Boxer? Give it to us? Phil? Seriously, seriously can you
hear it? Holder for that? Phil, That's that's really good stuff.
I'll tell you what if that's the first call this is.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That was unbelievable. That was unbelievable. Leanne's called Leanne.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
What Brad are you doing a dingo?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Ding?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah? Alright, give us your ding guy? Not bad, not
great as well.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I think that's aware wolf Actually it sounded.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
A little bit like book week that one. Not Wolfy, Yeah,
a little bit wolfy. All right, we got Christy Chris.
What what Brad are you doing? Chris?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Boys, I'm going to channel my inn o the right Okay,
aggression right, Chris, Bradie. I really hope that there's someone
watching this went for it. Are you in the car
next to Chris? You're in the car.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
People are giving you a birth on the Friday, Chris.
That was great. Great as well. It was well, you
can tell. I think you can tell it was a person.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
And I think the goal here is I want to
be able to close my eyes and picture a canine
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And at the moment I've only had that once.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
With the with the boxer, with the box. It was
the box that really wasn't it. Let's go to Josie here, Josie,
we want to come bloody hell. Are you doing your
bar immediately there, Josie, Chihuahua. Josie, you crack in.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Pretty good. It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
It's pretty good. It's not bad. Actually, it's really lightening
up the people in your car as well. That's good
fun on a Friday. Let's go to Orlando.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Down.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Orlando is going to bring us home. Orlando, what breed
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
German Shetter, the alsatiannsation, notoriously dodgy hein legs woods.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Okay, good fun fact Orlando, crack into your bark, just
good effort.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
You had a great red eye forever shocking. He can
put that bed to bed now. We're all happy. We
chose dog barks. I got something out of that's good fun.
I never heard you. I didn't get to it. Yeah,
bring it home, mate, bring it home. This I'm not
(26:19):
sure if I can go to the bark. I think
I've just got the growl. But okay, okay, give me
the ground. See what comes to you. He's ruined.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
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Speaker 5 (26:43):
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Speaker 1 (26:50):
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Speaker 4 (26:54):
We've done it before. Tabitha one. She got through the
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code word. If you get through the entire week without
saying that code word to anyone, you win.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Thousands of dollars.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Now we're about to call the person who is going
to be given a code word. Now, well, I reckon
it's really important that we just make this seem like
this is just an introductory chat running through the rules.
But we do have a little idea to try and
extract the code word from her like from the get
go and effectively take thousands of dollars away from it.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's our role. When you say it out loud, you
know that is brutal. We're taking money from a listener.
But ultimately, that's the game. She signed up for it.
She knows. She knows. Live by the sword, Die by
the sword. This, guys, this is it's like Survivor, I
mean Survivor. It's just the top dog.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
And the good news is if she does reveal the
code word, it then goes to one of you guys.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
So then someone else gets a chance. That's not all
bad news. Now. I think the first thing that I
think is.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Going to be really difficult for Nicole is the fact
that the code word itself is tricky. Yes, like, the
code word itself is something that we would say all
the time.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I've said it twenty seven times today, I would say,
let's call Nicole and tell her what.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
The code word is. Hello Nicole speaking Nicole, Yes, how
are you.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Fantastic?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
How are you really good? Nicole? We have to mention
you are live on radio right now, Nicole. Look, it's
Will and Woody speaking. By the way, I'm not tre
Hello guy, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Coming back from a walk with my dog.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Beautiful, beautiful afternoon for a.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Year, perfect afternoon for a walk.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's also a perfect afternoon to win some cash.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I'm excited to tell you that right now you are
the owner of five thousand dollars. Who did you send
it to my account? Please come, well, well send it
to your account next Friday, Nicole, but only if you
can keep a code word to yourself.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm already doubting myself.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But are you got to keeping secrets, Nicole?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Not really?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay I am. I am money driven, so I could be.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Okay, So I want to make it clear that Nicole
is as soon as they give you the code word,
like we are on Okay, Okay, Okay, Nicole, the code
word is good.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
So you can't say good to one of us before
the end, before next Friday, if.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
You guys, If you do, but remember we could have
recording devices anywhere. Okay. We may have already bugged your house. Yeah, okay,
we'll be in.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Your message is just not to say good for next week, okay.
And if you do that, five thousand dollars will go
straight to somebody else who will get themselves out another
code word, and then we'll start from scratch. So everybody
keep in mind wants you to say the code word, Nicole.
Everyone is against you right now.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
How are you today, Nicole? Great?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Nice? Good? Good, good, very good? Wrecking?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
All right, So just before we let you go, I
just want to confirm what's that code word? Am I
allowed to say it?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Don't I?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
You can say it if you want.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
No nice and Nicole good, test good, amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
But we'll speak to you during the week. We're gonna
no one anywhere, trust no one, Nicole. I wouldn't sleep
eyes in the back of your head. All right, that's okay,
I've got I've got a four months old.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I went sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
How they're going?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
She's beautiful, beautiful. Yeah's amazing, Okay, nic I'm going to
pass you back to the producers.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
That was awesome, great stuff, thanks mate. See so she
can't hear us now we've got producer Jay in the studio,
scorture in the first space.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I feel bad about it, a four months old, like
I feel. I do feel tear all about that. But again,
this is the game. We have to try to everyone else.
If we don't try, it's.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
All thanks to Survivor Australia versus the World starts a
seventeen or ten who will be the world champion. It's
all about survival, woods survivor does this. It's dog eat dog,
signed to torture.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So so so Jay's going to pick up the phone.
Now she's going to think she's off air. What are
you going to say? Jay?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I'm just going to say, thanks so much for that, Nicole.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
How do you think you went?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Awesome? Hey, Nicole? Thanks so much for that. How do
you think you went? I think I did good.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I haven't swift.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Give me a show.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's okay. I didn't need to catch actually said, there's no.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Point I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I love it. That was a good traffic. It's been
great to meet you. Thanks so much for playing mate.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, for everyone listening is that we are choosing someone
else Monday. So I don't think it's too hard to register.
Get along to willamwooi dot com. Go to the wind
page register you'll get your code word on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
But the boys are better this time around. I love that, Nicole.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
We're going to send you over Tim tam Price back
to help you with some of those sleepless nights.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Matey. Wow, that's good stuff. We are back and the
clubs are off
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!