October 23, 2025 • 36 mins
- Dumb ways men prepare for a baby
- Time travelling - for reals
- Being naughty with someone elses account
- The lure of the work credit card
- Woody's hired a professional laugher
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Laura Henshaw Wilbur from Kick was in this studio yesterday.
She looked great, by the way, looked at She's got
that pregnancy glow going on.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
She's about thirty three weeks pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
But what I personally loved about her appearance on the
show yesterday was when she stitched up her partner Dalton
by revealing what Dolts is doing to prepare for the baby,
which which I truly think is it's one of the
dumber things I've ever heard. We haven't had children, he said, Laura,
I'm going to take eight pm until two am, but
(00:41):
I'm not going to go to sleep the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Why just in case the baby needs me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Preparing late?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh wow, I was listening to babies crying in preparation.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I bought a baby boot camp.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Ridiculous. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I was also dumb. I think I think Doults
is worse than mine. Though.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
The idea of in preparation for the sleep deprivation that
will come from having a baby, to deprive yourself of
sleep to get ready for that is outrageous. Yeah, that
doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense at all.
But again I'm a glasshouse throwing stones because I did.
For my first chart for Remy. In the weeks leading
(01:25):
up to her birth, I was I was a bit
I get I get over stimulated by noise. So I
was like, oh God, they're going to struggle with the
crying thing. I just don't know what that's going to
do to me. So I seriously I sat in a
room and I just got like a YouTube video of
babies crying, and I just I just sit in it,
(01:47):
well as like to build up some sort of like
resilience to babies crying, and in my and I'd go insane,
like I'd sit there being like like ages.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Like I'd sit there for an hour just in it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's really intense. It's so in my mind as a
kiss to go od argue. Yeah, I started to enjoy
it after a while, which is really strange. But in
my head it was just like, then, I'm just going
to be great when the baby's crying. I'm not going
to have like an emotional reaction to it. I'll be
at one with the cry. Were you doing it in leather?
Or like what the hell was it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We don't need to go into what I was dressed as.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What else did your baby boot camp involve? So the
only other thing so that was the crying. There was
a listening to crying. And the only other thing I did,
which was pretty dumb. And by the way, thirteen one
oh sixty five is our number because I do think
there'll be other examples of the dumb things that men
did to prepare for the baby coming. I think generally speaking,
women are doing smart things in preparation for baby. Men.
(02:42):
The things that we do which we think are going
to get us ready for a baby, I think generally
off the mark. So thirteen one oh sixty five I
would love to hear more of them. The other thing
that I did before Remy came is I went to
so to be honest, the house we were in when
before Remy was born, there were just it just wasn't
very child friends. Yeah, So I spent it was at
least a full day and I was just putting sticky
(03:05):
tape with foam on little edges of everything. Anyway, so
I spent twelve hours putting.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Foam on every single edge in the house.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And then I forget who it was who informed they
were like, you know, the baby just doesn't move for
six parts. You don't you don't need the baby proof
your home now, I was like, yeah, it's perfect, would
just leave them on. I was very worried that I
wouldn't be able to run with the pram.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So you went running with the pram in reading it?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What with bricks in there? Nothing? Nothing in it. Laura
Henshaw's partner is already sleep depriving himself.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Sure that him on Dalton really just to defend himself,
having an absolute dip here and the big fella.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, he's doing his best and he's doing his
best to get ready. What I would say is, as
someone who is doing stupid things to prepare, at least
you're thinking about it. That's that's that. I mean, that's
that's the prep in itself. Wieloe. Let's go to Maria
here though on thirteen one sixty five. Maria, this is
something your ex did to prepare for.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeh there the father and I say, oh my god,
talk about paranoid poly Now, well maybe that didn't start
calling maybe to about ten months spending on the child.
So what he did he went to Bunnings and whatnot
and he bought one of those sense lights stick on
the walls. Now, he must have brought about sixty of them,
and he put them all over the house, four in
the hallways, the toilet, the laundry, even the garage, in
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the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
So you said, did you say, do you say sensor lines,
sense a lone?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You had sense lights all over your house?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, it was like mcg so anything that we're passed
ball so and I'm thinking where I said, the baby's
going to crawl to the backyard in the garage, tells you,
you know, tune attire or something you know, and he
put it. He went ballistic. He went just to bring
a case. She crawls out the doggy hole and goes
in the backyard. I said, what do you think this
is going to power wall? Crapower?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
But it was everywhere. I kid, you know, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Quite and once again like like it feels as if
he's trying to do the right thing, because what's the purpose, Maria,
is it? We like why like broadly.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
When we say, oh, where's the baby? Oh look, the
light's gone on, she's in the laundry.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm about to pitch the most outrageous phone topic ever.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
To be honest, I just can't see us getting a
call Woods third one of six' five have your time?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Traveled? Actually wait and see?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Maybe or like can there be gray?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Areas like you know you you flew against you flew
against time and you had two birthdays or something like
are you allowing?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
That or you went back in the time? Zone, no,
MATE i don't want to hear if you went To
adelaide for the.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Weekend the REASON i want to know, THAT i want
to feel LIKE i want to know if you travel
back through your. Time. NOW i know it seems like
a wild. Question the Reason i'm asking that question is
because someone Has Janelle. Monett she's an actress's she's a.
Ramper she's very.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Cool you would have seen her in A Glass onion
if you saw that, movie The detective movie With Daniel.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Craig Daniel Daniel. Craig great, Movie, yeah great, Movie knives
The Knives out Genre Edward. Norton in the sequel To
Knives Out Glass. Onion she's the star in. It she's
also In Hidden, Figures she's In.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Moonlight she's a great. Actress, ANYWAY i know you were
just googling, her so you know who she is now
but when did she time travel and how did she prove?
It Janelle, manee so she's in this interview With Lucy,
dakers another one of my favorite, people and they're sitting
down aiming a, chat And Janelle monet just says straight
up that she's been time.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
TRAVELING i think WHEN i Saw David, bowie SO i.
DID i traveled back into the nineteen seventies AND i
saw him do The Ziggy starts and The spiders From
ours and it was.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Incredible you, TRAVELED i was.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Sack, yeah incredible. Words she went back to the. Seventies
so she wound the time machine back fifty five. Years
that's all the Events David bowie and the Zig Zig.
STARS a great time to go, back good time to
go back to hung out with her backstage apparently apparently
she's apparently she likes get heading back in and around the.
Noughties that's her favorite time to head back to her
(07:35):
she's time traveled multiple. Times she hasn't us what's her
what's her? Vessel what vessel does she use going to?
That she didn't say like where's the machine or. Anything
she Just.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Lucy, Dakers, no she didn't ask her. That, Oh, god
such a good follow up. QUESTION i think IT'S i.
THINK i don't think she has a. MACHINE i think
she just does it in her.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
MIND i did have one moment WHEN i was living
In way on the music. FESTIVAL i was there for.
THAT i don't, know we we we REALIZED i wasn't time.
Traveling THEN i did have a moment, though WHEN i
was In perth on a beach WHEN i went for a. Swim,
yeah AND i remember thinking to, MYSELF i really, LIKE
(08:12):
i really would have loved a, towel and IF i
had a, TOWEL i would HAVE i would have hung
it on That oh my. God and there was this
blue towel right AND I i did have this moment
though WHERE i was, LIKE i, think past me put
a towel, there BUT i think in my in the
way THAT i, see is it your? Towel, Nah so past,
(08:34):
me past men stole a towel and then put it
exactly WHERE i would have put it. There AND i
just had a swim in that exact. LOCATION i didn't
see tower then. SWIM i, swam then saw a towel
exactly WHERE i want to put a, Towel AND i
had this MOMENTERE i was, like MAYBE i did time.
Travel BUT i think what happens with time travel is
that you get an instant amnesia of the future time
all the past.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Time so whatever TIME i would count no memory of
the time. Travel you can't remember that you've time.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Traveled because SO i think about this when you live
your life, now, guys, like there will be moments where you, go,
OH i just WISH i put, That oh my, god
there's a kit kat chunky in my garden or, something
and just know that if that ever happens to, you
maybe it was past you to put it, there that
those maybe they, Happened those moments happen all the, time
(09:18):
right thirty six?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Five WOULDN'T mindu serve my, god it's on the.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Table did you experience?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
That?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, Sure but Like i'm not my assumption isn't That
i've traveled back in. Time it happens enough times you
start thinking if if it had have been your, towel
THAT i would have been, like we've got something. Here,
well technically it was my, towel because past me stolet,
Okay and then by that time it let's go to a.
SONG i think someone's killed it's all can she if she?
(09:52):
Could we? ALL i, mean this is this is the
great conundrum that humankind. Faces time is this construct that
we just can't. Break we can't see him to appears
the void woods and YET i think we can bend. It,
yeah they're, sure but then there's all sorts of complications
there because you know how long we effects start bending.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Time that's what scares.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Me, no go.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Back you're talking about that change the. World, No i'm
not talking about. It and that's not the butterfly. Effect
just WHY i put you down one more? Time ashton
body shot and. Headshot, no, no, No.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Ashton the butterfly effect is LIKE i don't. Care, well
then you shouldn't have brought it. Up the butterfly. Eves,
okay well then and bending time we'll talk about it.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Later it's, like, Okay So Janelle monee by the, way
outside of all the, physics despite all the difficulties of
A rosenkrantz, bridge she and that's what that's the issue
with bending, time by the, way just little.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
FLAKES i do know what that's. About Janelle Monee. Bridge, yeah,
yeah she can time.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Travel she sat, down she's a she's a singer and
a rapper and an. Actress she sat down with a,
Magazine The, guard and actually like reputable. Magazine she sat
down with him and just straight up told him where she'd.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
BEEN i think WHEN i Saw David, bowie you SAW i.
DID i traveled back into the nineteen seventies AND i
saw him Do ziggy start us and The spiders From,
mars and it was incredible you.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
TRAVELED i was. Sack, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
There is no.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Proof that's what annoys.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Me just, like give us if you do it all the,
time just give us one piece of, evidence like bring
Back ziggy's jocks.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Or you, know you don't have to bring his jocks,
back but, like do SOMETHING i.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Don't, think WELL i just. Don't, YEAH i don't think
they don't believe.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It but, again what would help.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Us it's, evidence AND i would hold that the call
that we've, received, well we've got a time and.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
As we said in the, SONG i, mean this guy's
name Is, jerry perfect name for someone who's time, traveling
classic like classic time.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Traveling.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Jerry welcome To William.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Woody you're hearing, well good, mate are you Hearing Janelle
manet's story and just thinking to, yourself a fellow time,
traveler a time fellow voyager through the.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Ages, OH i just had to have a laugh a, because,
like i'd just finished, work turned the radio on and
THEN i heard you guys talking about time, traveling and
it just brought back a memory THAT i had from
WHEN i was age. Younger to, Us i'd essentially gone
out nightclub a couple of the boys and ended up
a bit under the weather by the end of, it
AND i went to walk home just to get there
(12:24):
and realize THAT i hadn't actually lived there in about five,
years and because you can, IMAGINE i was pretty. Sure
SO i was, Like, okay THEN i had to walk
another hour in the opposite direction to my new.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
House as you.
Speaker 11 (12:38):
Could, IMAGINE i kind of felt like i'd somehow time
traveled the wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Way, So, jerry you're out of the nightclub till four
o'clock in the, morning, Right, oh, whenever let's not put a,
TIME i won't do it to.
Speaker 12 (12:55):
You so it.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
Was it was pretty funny, Though like every TIME i
think about it, NOW i can't help but.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Laugh, Like so you walked all the way, home got
all the way to the.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Door, yeah, yeah WELL i. DID i actually and then
not quite to the.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Door, okay not quite to the, Door so then how?
Long so did you actually have a moment when you
were standing there where you were like, Wow, YEAH.
Speaker 11 (13:15):
I definitely, did BECAUSE i was looking AND i was,
like none of this stuff.
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Is, mine AND i was quite a. Minute oh, No,
yeah it was a bit of a funny.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Moment did that have anything to do with what you've
been up doing the?
Speaker 11 (13:31):
Nightclub i've only been, drinking to be, honest but as
you can, TELL i had quite a. Few so WHEN
i got there and realized it wasn't wasn't my, HOUSE
i was just, Like, okay it's been a while actually
Since i've linked.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You nothing to do with the booze for, Mine, jerry
you traveled to die my, Friends jerry's had, it he's done.
It SO i think he traveled from from from my,
understanding you've traveled forward five. Years that's what you.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Did he's.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Gone he went back five. Years didn't you go? Forward?
Yeah definitely doesn't. Know what did you do when he
had access to someone else's? Account that could be, anything
(14:20):
could be any. ACCOUNT i mean it could be An instagram, Account, like,
yes she had access to her ex Boyfriend's instagram, account
my ex.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Boyfriend we broke up four years. AGO i still have
his password for His.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Instagram how often do you log? On how often do? You?
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Oh not so much. Anymore but sometimes When i'm bored
AND i think about, IT i did a little sneaky.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Check so what's what's the wildest thing you found when
you were doing a little peruse through His? Instagram SO i.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Actually had his password from when we were, dating and
that's HOW i found.
Speaker 11 (14:48):
Out he was cheating on.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Me oh, sorry, yeah, no that's all.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Right his loss. Anyway BUT i did message the girl
that he cheated.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
With from his, account from his, account.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
From his, account pretending to be, him and told her that.
Speaker 14 (15:03):
He has.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That is a good. Stuff yeah so you might be,
drafty so you might huge brain. Style well, done well?
Done yeah, yeah so you might have sent a message
off the. ACCOUNT i feel like it's a classic play
depends on the, account, Really, LIKE i, mean this could be.
Anything friends of, mine you know That i'm quite particular
(15:28):
about watching. Music which MUSIC i listened? To friends of
mine got access to My spotify account and did spend
at least half an hour just searching kids songs And
kesher songs ruins the ALGORITHM i have still been inundated.
With so you're now getting, there like when they're building
like your, station which they do.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
On the just when you mix anything when it goes
like go To spotify radio every, now every now and
Then timber pops.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
In that's a treat.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Worldwide that's a True so that annoys. ME i get
the hot potato Sneaky treitch really does really?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Does it canes?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Me?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Really?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
YEAH i didn't, ever it never fixed On spotify for
someone doing. That its just in, general like when it
just obviously with a, CHILD i have to listen to
kids songs occasionally it kills.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Me, yeah that would kill.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You that would so, yeah it might have been A,
spotify it might have been access to it was we
had before their. SOCIALS i. WAS i was never as
CRAFTY i used to WHEN i used to go to.
University that's, right, EVERYONE i went TO uni very. Good,
Anyway i'd go to the internet cafe there because you,
know internet cafes used to be a thing WHEN i
was back AT. Uni and, anyway often when you go
(16:36):
to the, computer someone left left Their facebook. On every,
time every single Time i've got a very itchy. Bottom
anyone know what to do with that? Question? Mark?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Brilliant it just works every.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Time it just worked every, time old Old facebook status.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Itchy, bottom itchy.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bottom anyone actually did get. Funny it was because it
started off at when people were trying to like make it.
Realistic that was what it was really good and you weren't.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Sure but then it just got into territory where you're,
like this is not, realistic and this is also just
you just got to go for.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It, yeah they're. GOOD i put a.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
PART i got access to my Dad's netflix down at the,
beach which he loves His netflix down the.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Beach he thinks it's just the best. Thing we watched
a lot OF tv down. There he loves these.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Movies deserves the, break and put a pass code on his. Account, oh,
brilliant that's. Great, yeah that's that's. Awesome that's that's. Great
that's just a little win for.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Me what you should have done has gone into THE
tv series he was, watching and then it's confusing by
watching the next three, EPISODES i haven't seen any of.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
This really jumping around with the blood really rattled.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Him so one of six five give us a. Call
what do you do when you had access to somebody else's?
Account will take your? Kills right next On will And.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Wood he can be any, account can be any level
of fraudulent. Activity i'm sure everyone has been a part of.
This ebony's called any any you had your ex boyfriend's
password as?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Well?
Speaker 15 (18:12):
YES i had both His facebook And instagram.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Passwords, okay what did you do with that?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Power?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Ebony SO i went.
Speaker 15 (18:20):
Snooping through, everything found out he was cheating on. Me
SO i took all the screenshots put them On facebook
so his entire family list could see, it including all
his best.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Friends, awesome, wow. Awesome, yeah and then.
Speaker 15 (18:36):
Was commenting from his, account which was even.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
Funny up what?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Saying?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
What?
Speaker 11 (18:40):
Oh just how much of a LOSER i?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Was BUT i was being him also from San can
you give us the like the?
Speaker 15 (18:46):
SENTENCE i, MEAN i don't THINK i can say it on,
radio but.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Like so for, example, Like, Hi I'm josh And i'm
a big loser and here's me cheating on?
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Ebony, yeah and.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
THEN i would tag his mum and his sister's in on.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It do you know what the repercussions were of That
ebony with his relationship with his.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Family, no, unfortunately no, idea.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, fallout no fallout between you.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
TWO i MEAN i didn't speak to him again after,
that which was.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Fine but that's Just Mike. Drop that's Just Mike. Drop
that's just like, boom there you. GO i have ruined your.
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Life and, YEAH i see you.
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Later when he was in my house at the, TIME
i was posting it To, god hang, on hang.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
On so he's in your, house you're still. Together, yeah
you find out he's cheating on, you. Yep and then
while he's in your, presence you are screenshotting all of
this and sending it out to all of his.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
People, yeah all of his.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Peoples.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
Yeah and THEN i left for the.
Speaker 15 (19:43):
DAY i went to the shops and brought, themself SO
i had fun.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Totally well that's, cold.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And Read mote. Books, Wow writtany is killed. Thirteen Hi,
Brittany Hi, brittany were talking about what you did when
you had access to someone else's.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Account, YES i had access to my ex Husband's facebook.
Account what do you, Find, well it's not WHAT i. Found,
well it is WHAT i. Found so WHEN i left,
HIM i was kind of been hiding for a year
and he wouldn't tell anybody his address so THAT i
could file for.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Divorce, oh.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
SO i logged into His facebook found his little party
invite for his. Birthday use that drove my friend to
his house SO i could serve him and divorce.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Him, wow is bringing in like a cake or something,
like here's your birthday. Cake have a look what's? Inside
you've been?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Served, no BUT i.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
Did go in and block some people from His facebook account.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
To, oh just a little bit of sugar on how
are you blocking?
Speaker 14 (20:56):
There just like my, FAMILY a couple of black, okay?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay and then so it was his birthday actually on
when you served?
Speaker 12 (21:05):
Him, no but it wasn't far.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Off so he's got guests coming in an. Hour he's
putting the lights, up and you did you go in
and say it to? Him?
Speaker 14 (21:16):
NO i wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
There, yeah, right you made.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
It and.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
How's it going? In you've been? Served happy? Birthday and
he was a.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Bit shocked that they knew where he. Was, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Genius, wow but a sleeping guard.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There i'd love to serve.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
SOMEONE i just reckon that would be a treats you
know WHAT i, mean because you get creative with, it
because you know WHAT i mean your birthday you, LIKE
i addressed the police officers been like hey you strippers here.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Whatever then like, boom served.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 16 (21:46):
Mean, Here let's go To josh, Here. Josh this happened
In this happened in year. Seven, YES i.
Speaker 12 (21:57):
WAS i had a crush on a girl Named frank
and my best. Mate he was able to get my
phone and put his contact into my phone under, friend
but he changed it to Frian. A i didn't pick
up on. It so she sent me a message, saying,
HEY i heard you have a crush on. Me i've
actually really liked. You it's so GOOD i found this.
(22:19):
Out we text back and. Forth oh my, God i'm so.
Happy yes, this yes. That so then she said, she,
well he sends me a text, saying, oh you should
call me up right now and just asked me. Out
and THEN i look over my. Mates i'm, like, oh,
GUYS i should do. IT i should do it, right
and like, yeah, yeah do, it do. It the worst
thing WAS i actually called the real friend AND i
(22:41):
called her AND i, said, hey like the text of
means so, great this is so. AWESOME i, like do
you want to be my? Girlfriend and she was, like
what the hell are you talking? About look over all
my mates is absolutely pissing themselves last year a little.
Bit it's a sad.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Day did it ever work out with you and Friend?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Josh, no we never got to Get she went out
with my best, friend SO i. WENT i got to
go to a. Wedding at, least.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No worse feeling than accidentally putting something on the work.
CARD i would say, that.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Boy if it actually has been, accidental very, rare that
she actually is Accidental, Woods, well.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Why don't we why don't ask everyone, listening by the,
way thirteen one oh sixty, five what did you accidentally
put on the work?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Card?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Now, again let's say accidentally in inverted, commas because you,
know sometimes you just want to pay for something with
the work card for. Yourself, yeah that you're hoping to
get away. With, yeah ol, Ep joe working on a previous. Show, Now,
joe you treated yourself to a way to a full
Luxurious pampa, PACKAGE i.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Believe, yeah a little lymphatic drainage.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Massage.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yep and that was on the work card from a previous. Show,
yeah previous.
Speaker 17 (23:57):
Show i'd already departed to assume they'd just be like,
OH i can't figure that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Out But i'd accidentally send a photo to one of
the old team members being like at our favorite.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Place oh, no.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
An?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Invoice, sorry do they invoice?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, YEAH i had to pay. THAT i had to
transfer the old like promotions, manager and then they dopped his.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Pay oh, oh let's just give her a paper? Package does?
Speaker 12 (24:24):
It let me?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Go so, yeah thirteen one o sixty. Five what did
you accidentally put on the work? Card we're talking about
it Because victoria's police, Chief.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Mike, bush naughty, Boy he's it wasn't the, bush was?
Speaker 12 (24:39):
It it?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Was it was the?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Bush Mister bush.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Himself, well he has decided TO i mean, effectively this
is using a company. Card he's decided to use a
police helicopter for a little jaunt down To.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Tasmania he.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wasn't we know it's a joint he went to it
was it a bush joint jaunt slash. Conference but he
wasn't using it to chase like a you, know someone
on the. Run he. Wasn't he wasn't trying to apprehend a.
Suspect he's just dipping down there for a. Conference he's
used a police chop like it's a.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Word don't try to make it sound like it's some
sort of leisure trip that he's gone. On he's not
down there Chasing tasmanian. Bush he's just he's actually.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Gone down the police CHOP i should be used for
apprehending suspects or. Manhunts he's using it to go down
for little jaunts in. Ho but we do have a
little bit of audio of my poor. SHEEP i think
we should just make sure we just say that that's
not actually factually the.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Case he went to a. Conference, yeah, SORRY i take everything.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Back and if anyone you're gonna slander, ANYONE i just
don't think he's the outside of.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
This he's doing a marvelous. Job CAN i just SAY
i think HE'S i think he's. Great i'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Play the AUDIO i was going to, play because, WELL
i was just gonna say this was him talking in
a press, conference.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
AND i regret doing. That just just a, Laugh, mike
just a.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Laugh, anyway you have a. Laugh that's. Fine you just
don't want to get done for.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Libel we don't you don't Want we're not okay he
went to a. Conference we don't want.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
To we don't want. To just know, what defaming?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Him, YEAH i think.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So he actually has gone to a conference, yea and
with other police.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Commissioners it was all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
There you, go it was, work all the police commissioners. Meeting, yeah,
yeah it was. Right so you're, right it's an assembly
of the police. Commissioners, YEAH i. See, okay, Okay, Mike
you're all.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Good.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Mike he's apologized as. Well we Love mike.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
ANYWAY i want to hear some other funny stories. Though
thirteen one oh sixty? Five when did you accidentally use
the work? Card you were mere on a business road
trip once and we decided to buy us some after the.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Song actually it's thirteen six. Five you forgot to accidentally
use the work. CARD i was reminded of a story
with Us.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Will so we we were on a business road, trip
work road, TRIP i should, say actually four we Were
we were dry. Trying was it the? Yacht? No, no
we were driving To sydney because we were surprising a naval.
Office SO i. Hadn't he'd never met his. Baby his
baby was born when he was off doing navy. Stuff
(27:12):
we drove To we drove To, Sydney, yes.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
With his baby and his. Wife, Yes and we we
like the reunion of of the meeting of the.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Baby so it's a, beautiful wholesome, bit, right so obviously
lovely bit sorts of things you can put on the work.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Card, Petrol, sure. Accommodation.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Sure we stayed in some bad ach on my beds
melt like. CIGARETTES i booked, that so it was bad
WHEN i walked in and all the windows were open
AND i was like wine and THEN i feel like
very pick and they were trying to air it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Out, yeah, yeah, yeah he just reeked of.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Darts. Anyway the one thing that unfortunately we got pulled
into the office for, though was, they you, know, work
they get their, receipts you, know they see, him AND
i didn't think anyone checked, him but they check. Them
they check in real time as, well because his phone
call came in pretty. Fast saltely. Mate there were two
pairs of, sunglasses but they were picked up and we were,
(28:06):
like just surprisingly glariat here on the, rights. Mate so
it was just at the end of.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
The, day it was an occupation.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
ALL i.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Think we also followed up by putting your photo on
our social media with you AND i on the bonnet
of the car of the higher.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Car in the brand new. Shades, look we were looking. Great,
well if you go to Our, Instagram, tony you'll see
that we've already used the studies for, content checked out
a few stories about was great? Anyway thirteen one o sixty.
Five what did you accidentally put on the work? Card?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Leah you're dubbing in another bloke at?
Speaker 14 (28:40):
Work, yeah that was a very loose to. Work and
he he got a cab from A brisbane To biro
and bait.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
Got the cab to stop into a bottle of bought
a case of beer and took himself all the way
to Borrow Gray.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Love that was he on the way, Out? Leah was
he on the way out like he knew he was
getting fired or redundant or.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
Whatever, no he ended up being fired because he threw
computers across the room and another drunk praise of the.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Party, wow sounds like a great. Employee, well whoever Was?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Wow let's go To.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Kylie did we use a work cab charge to go
to A dff once in w? Way, Yes, kylie thirteen
one sixty Five And i'm pretty we took the cab from.
Work we went straight from work to THE. Dorf so
it wasn't we got A mexican. Cab and then we
said to, him we, said, LIKE i don't think we're
going to be able to get another cab out of, here,
mate because we're in the middle of. Nowhere and we,
(29:43):
said you know, what keep the meter. Running we'll be
back in five. Hours that one came back to. Us
go To, kylie were just drive.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Around we'll be had at Five, kylie what what did
you buy on the work?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Card Kyle's, WELL i.
Speaker 13 (30:03):
HAD i had my boss's credit card link to My
amazon account AND i, went, yeah SO i made a.
PURCHASE i bought a massage. Gun and then he said to,
me what have you? Bought AND i, said, well it
was a personal massage. Device and so we got a
little bit. Blushed, yeah Because.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
I'm out in.
Speaker 14 (30:25):
Crowd so he was like a personal message.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
Device, yeah, wow he makes me pay the money.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
Back, YEAH i.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Didn't that's. Smart that's a free love That kylie's. Smart that's.
Smart but it actually was a massage gun of some. Sort, yeah, yeah,
right Which julie thirty, six Five. July someone at your
work use the work, Card, YES i.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Did whatever they put Their beyonce's engagement card on there
no engagement.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Card oh, sorry engagement ring.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Ring so they paid for an engagement ring with the work.
Speaker 13 (31:14):
Card, yeah in the.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Nineties, like how much was?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
It, no it wasn't that, well it was a little
bit in the two thousands in the, noughties but, yeah,
yeah so it was an.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Accident how much was, It julie?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
There it was up to about Thirty.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
All this, Week, Woodrow we've been leveling up the show
thanks to the hard working people On, antasker posting ads
on Air tasker for truly ridiculous, things and people are
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Speaker 7 (31:51):
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Speaker 1 (31:56):
Tasker okay, today very selfish run from. Me but at
this time every single WEEK i Play Woody's price. GAME
i describe an item that's currently online for. Sale if
you guess the price of the item, CORRECTLY i give
you that dollar amount.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You've made it no. Secret will you hate this?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Game and because only one person's, WON i get.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It and because you hate, it you never.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Laugh you bring up these gimmicky little, things little nickknacks
no one cares, about and no one gets anywhere near. It,
yeah that's how you view the. Game it's just your
subjective opinion of the. Game and you never laugh because of,
that and it feels very hollow alone in. Here SO
i have, Organized, AMANDA i get. It Oh, god this frus, Here.
(32:39):
AMANDA i can't believe we spent our task of budget
on the way. There, Now, AMANDA i could have got
a foot rope. Man you're a professional, Organizer you're a fashion.
Expert you've got so, inexperience you've got many many. Skills
but you, Also, amanda have a great.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Laugh, YES i.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Hope So i'm so.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Nervous there it.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Is it is, okay, yes here it Is.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
OKAY i already feel better about myself because she's.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Laughing i'm.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Excited so a.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Man of the way THAT i want this to. Work
is What i'm paying you for is to be a
professional laugher during this. Segment so WHEN i point to,
YOU i would like you to. LAUGH i got, IT
i got. It, Okay, yes, okay what AM i?
Speaker 12 (33:19):
Doing?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, YES i go?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Laugh there we go like that a little bit, quicker
and here it, Comes. Amanda don't you just laugh, naturally
because will you're an? IDIOT i love THAT i love.
THAT i love. That will what do you what do
you call that a?
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Beard?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Awesome will you dress an eight year old? Today this is?
Great So i'll start playing the game. Now Thanks, Lis?
Amanda are you? Amazing?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Extraordinary, okay so we'll start playing the.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Game.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Now we've Got beck, here who's called on thirteen one sixty.
Five i've got an item for you to guess the price. Of, okay,
okay here we. Go braces, Off. Amanda it's A Danny derrito.
Sticker It's Danny. DERRITO i Mean danny De vito as a.
(34:14):
Derrito so so.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
How, Much, beck do you think that's?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Worth?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Online that is so random's super.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Raundom it's LIKE i guess, honestly the quickie you guess
the quickly. End this the size of a.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Normal you can make you suffer a little bit.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
More you love the game so?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
MUCH i do love. It it's the it's the size
of a, derrito.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
The size of a.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
Dorrito, Look i'll say twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Bucks, Incorrect, Beck i'm sorry five dollars for that. One
thanks for no worry, later have a lovely. Lad let's Keep.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
She'll be back next.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Week there we, Go let's go To dylan, Here, Amanda,
dylan you want to play as, Well Court. Jester it's
really tough, Work. Amanda you can come into studio because
(35:23):
ANYTIME i love. It, Okay, dylan, sorry, mate your? Item
how much do you THINK a it's a rare peanut
inside a, peanut peanut inside of, Peanut. Dylan so the,
Distruction i've never seen that. Either it's quite, Extraordinary. Dylan
(35:44):
the description, says one of the. Kinds it's, rare it's.
Unique it's a peanut inside of.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Put maybe like five.
Speaker 17 (35:53):
Bucks, Look i'm going to give you a second, Guest.
Dylan i'm going to get no second second. Game i'm
going to use. It i'm going to give You, no
you're way. Off this is a it's a it's a
peanut inside a. Peanut we get, It. Dylan It's, Dylan,
harry It's will when he steps into his.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
House, God, dylan hurry, Up dylan. Plays end it? Ended,
dylan how? Much hundred? Dollars thank, you.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
And we move on to.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Option, unfortunately it's, gosh that was good. Fun that was great.
Fun oh my, god get anything? Done when he kissed
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Laura Henshaw Wilbur from Kick was in this studio yesterday.
She looked great, by the way, looked at She's got
that pregnancy glow going on.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
She's about thirty three weeks pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
But what I personally loved about her appearance on the
show yesterday was when she stitched up her partner Dalton
by revealing what Dolts is doing to prepare for the baby,
which which I truly think is it's one of the
dumber things I've ever heard. We haven't had children, he said, Laura,
I'm going to take eight pm until two am, but
(00:41):
I'm not going to go to sleep the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Why just in case the baby needs me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Preparing late?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh wow, I was listening to babies crying in preparation.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I bought a baby boot camp.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Ridiculous. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I was also dumb. I think I think Doults
is worse than mine. Though.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
The idea of in preparation for the sleep deprivation that
will come from having a baby, to deprive yourself of
sleep to get ready for that is outrageous. Yeah, that
doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense at all.
But again I'm a glasshouse throwing stones because I did.
For my first chart for Remy. In the weeks leading
(01:25):
up to her birth, I was I was a bit
I get I get over stimulated by noise. So I
was like, oh God, they're going to struggle with the
crying thing. I just don't know what that's going to
do to me. So I seriously I sat in a
room and I just got like a YouTube video of
babies crying, and I just I just sit in it,
(01:47):
well as like to build up some sort of like
resilience to babies crying, and in my and I'd go insane,
like I'd sit there being like like ages.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Like I'd sit there for an hour just in it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's really intense. It's so in my mind as a
kiss to go od argue. Yeah, I started to enjoy
it after a while, which is really strange. But in
my head it was just like, then, I'm just going
to be great when the baby's crying. I'm not going
to have like an emotional reaction to it. I'll be
at one with the cry. Were you doing it in leather?
Or like what the hell was it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We don't need to go into what I was dressed as.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What else did your baby boot camp involve? So the
only other thing so that was the crying. There was
a listening to crying. And the only other thing I did,
which was pretty dumb. And by the way, thirteen one
oh sixty five is our number because I do think
there'll be other examples of the dumb things that men
did to prepare for the baby coming. I think generally speaking,
women are doing smart things in preparation for baby. Men.
(02:42):
The things that we do which we think are going
to get us ready for a baby, I think generally
off the mark. So thirteen one oh sixty five I
would love to hear more of them. The other thing
that I did before Remy came is I went to
so to be honest, the house we were in when
before Remy was born, there were just it just wasn't
very child friends. Yeah, So I spent it was at
least a full day and I was just putting sticky
(03:05):
tape with foam on little edges of everything. Anyway, so
I spent twelve hours putting.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Foam on every single edge in the house.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And then I forget who it was who informed they
were like, you know, the baby just doesn't move for
six parts. You don't you don't need the baby proof
your home now, I was like, yeah, it's perfect, would
just leave them on. I was very worried that I
wouldn't be able to run with the pram.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So you went running with the pram in reading it?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What with bricks in there? Nothing? Nothing in it. Laura
Henshaw's partner is already sleep depriving himself.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Sure that him on Dalton really just to defend himself,
having an absolute dip here and the big fella.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, he's doing his best and he's doing his
best to get ready. What I would say is, as
someone who is doing stupid things to prepare, at least
you're thinking about it. That's that's that. I mean, that's
that's the prep in itself. Wieloe. Let's go to Maria
here though on thirteen one sixty five. Maria, this is
something your ex did to prepare for.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeh there the father and I say, oh my god,
talk about paranoid poly Now, well maybe that didn't start
calling maybe to about ten months spending on the child.
So what he did he went to Bunnings and whatnot
and he bought one of those sense lights stick on
the walls. Now, he must have brought about sixty of them,
and he put them all over the house, four in
the hallways, the toilet, the laundry, even the garage, in
(04:32):
the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
So you said, did you say, do you say sensor lines,
sense a lone?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You had sense lights all over your house?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, it was like mcg so anything that we're passed
ball so and I'm thinking where I said, the baby's
going to crawl to the backyard in the garage, tells you,
you know, tune attire or something you know, and he
put it. He went ballistic. He went just to bring
a case. She crawls out the doggy hole and goes
in the backyard. I said, what do you think this
is going to power wall? Crapower?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
But it was everywhere. I kid, you know, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Quite and once again like like it feels as if
he's trying to do the right thing, because what's the purpose, Maria,
is it? We like why like broadly.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
When we say, oh, where's the baby? Oh look, the
light's gone on, she's in the laundry.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm about to pitch the most outrageous phone topic ever.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
To be honest, I just can't see us getting a
call Woods third one of six' five have your time?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Traveled? Actually wait and see?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Maybe or like can there be gray?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Areas like you know you you flew against you flew
against time and you had two birthdays or something like
are you allowing?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
That or you went back in the time? Zone, no,
MATE i don't want to hear if you went To
adelaide for the.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Weekend the REASON i want to know, THAT i want
to feel LIKE i want to know if you travel
back through your. Time. NOW i know it seems like
a wild. Question the Reason i'm asking that question is
because someone Has Janelle. Monett she's an actress's she's a.
Ramper she's very.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Cool you would have seen her in A Glass onion
if you saw that, movie The detective movie With Daniel.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Craig Daniel Daniel. Craig great, Movie, yeah great, Movie knives
The Knives out Genre Edward. Norton in the sequel To
Knives Out Glass. Onion she's the star in. It she's
also In Hidden, Figures she's In.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Moonlight she's a great. Actress, ANYWAY i know you were
just googling, her so you know who she is now
but when did she time travel and how did she prove?
It Janelle, manee so she's in this interview With Lucy,
dakers another one of my favorite, people and they're sitting
down aiming a, chat And Janelle monet just says straight
up that she's been time.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
TRAVELING i think WHEN i Saw David, bowie SO i.
DID i traveled back into the nineteen seventies AND i
saw him do The Ziggy starts and The spiders From
ours and it was.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Incredible you, TRAVELED i was.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Sack, yeah incredible. Words she went back to the. Seventies
so she wound the time machine back fifty five. Years
that's all the Events David bowie and the Zig Zig.
STARS a great time to go, back good time to
go back to hung out with her backstage apparently apparently
she's apparently she likes get heading back in and around the.
Noughties that's her favorite time to head back to her
(07:35):
she's time traveled multiple. Times she hasn't us what's her
what's her? Vessel what vessel does she use going to?
That she didn't say like where's the machine or. Anything
she Just.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Lucy, Dakers, no she didn't ask her. That, Oh, god
such a good follow up. QUESTION i think IT'S i.
THINK i don't think she has a. MACHINE i think
she just does it in her.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
MIND i did have one moment WHEN i was living
In way on the music. FESTIVAL i was there for.
THAT i don't, know we we we REALIZED i wasn't time.
Traveling THEN i did have a moment, though WHEN i
was In perth on a beach WHEN i went for a. Swim,
yeah AND i remember thinking to, MYSELF i really, LIKE
(08:12):
i really would have loved a, towel and IF i
had a, TOWEL i would HAVE i would have hung
it on That oh my. God and there was this
blue towel right AND I i did have this moment
though WHERE i was, LIKE i, think past me put
a towel, there BUT i think in my in the
way THAT i, see is it your? Towel, Nah so past,
(08:34):
me past men stole a towel and then put it
exactly WHERE i would have put it. There AND i
just had a swim in that exact. LOCATION i didn't
see tower then. SWIM i, swam then saw a towel
exactly WHERE i want to put a, Towel AND i
had this MOMENTERE i was, like MAYBE i did time.
Travel BUT i think what happens with time travel is
that you get an instant amnesia of the future time
all the past.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Time so whatever TIME i would count no memory of
the time. Travel you can't remember that you've time.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Traveled because SO i think about this when you live
your life, now, guys, like there will be moments where you, go,
OH i just WISH i put, That oh my, god
there's a kit kat chunky in my garden or, something
and just know that if that ever happens to, you
maybe it was past you to put it, there that
those maybe they, Happened those moments happen all the, time
(09:18):
right thirty six?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Five WOULDN'T mindu serve my, god it's on the.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Table did you experience?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
That?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, Sure but Like i'm not my assumption isn't That
i've traveled back in. Time it happens enough times you
start thinking if if it had have been your, towel
THAT i would have been, like we've got something. Here,
well technically it was my, towel because past me stolet,
Okay and then by that time it let's go to a.
SONG i think someone's killed it's all can she if she?
(09:52):
Could we? ALL i, mean this is this is the
great conundrum that humankind. Faces time is this construct that
we just can't. Break we can't see him to appears
the void woods and YET i think we can bend. It,
yeah they're, sure but then there's all sorts of complications
there because you know how long we effects start bending.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Time that's what scares.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Me, no go.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Back you're talking about that change the. World, No i'm
not talking about. It and that's not the butterfly. Effect
just WHY i put you down one more? Time ashton
body shot and. Headshot, no, no, No.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Ashton the butterfly effect is LIKE i don't. Care, well
then you shouldn't have brought it. Up the butterfly. Eves,
okay well then and bending time we'll talk about it.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Later it's, like, Okay So Janelle monee by the, way
outside of all the, physics despite all the difficulties of
A rosenkrantz, bridge she and that's what that's the issue
with bending, time by the, way just little.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
FLAKES i do know what that's. About Janelle Monee. Bridge, yeah,
yeah she can time.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Travel she sat, down she's a she's a singer and
a rapper and an. Actress she sat down with a,
Magazine The, guard and actually like reputable. Magazine she sat
down with him and just straight up told him where she'd.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
BEEN i think WHEN i Saw David, bowie you SAW i.
DID i traveled back into the nineteen seventies AND i
saw him Do ziggy start us and The spiders From,
mars and it was incredible you.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
TRAVELED i was. Sack, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
There is no.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Proof that's what annoys.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Me just, like give us if you do it all the,
time just give us one piece of, evidence like bring
Back ziggy's jocks.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Or you, know you don't have to bring his jocks,
back but, like do SOMETHING i.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Don't, think WELL i just. Don't, YEAH i don't think
they don't believe.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It but, again what would help.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Us it's, evidence AND i would hold that the call
that we've, received, well we've got a time and.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
As we said in the, SONG i, mean this guy's
name Is, jerry perfect name for someone who's time, traveling
classic like classic time.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Traveling.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Jerry welcome To William.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Woody you're hearing, well good, mate are you Hearing Janelle
manet's story and just thinking to, yourself a fellow time,
traveler a time fellow voyager through the.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Ages, OH i just had to have a laugh a, because,
like i'd just finished, work turned the radio on and
THEN i heard you guys talking about time, traveling and
it just brought back a memory THAT i had from
WHEN i was age. Younger to, Us i'd essentially gone
out nightclub a couple of the boys and ended up
a bit under the weather by the end of, it
AND i went to walk home just to get there
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and realize THAT i hadn't actually lived there in about five,
years and because you can, IMAGINE i was pretty. Sure
SO i was, Like, okay THEN i had to walk
another hour in the opposite direction to my new.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
House as you.
Speaker 11 (12:38):
Could, IMAGINE i kind of felt like i'd somehow time
traveled the wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Way, So, jerry you're out of the nightclub till four
o'clock in the, morning, Right, oh, whenever let's not put a,
TIME i won't do it to.
Speaker 12 (12:55):
You so it.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
Was it was pretty funny, Though like every TIME i
think about it, NOW i can't help but.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Laugh, Like so you walked all the way, home got
all the way to the.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Door, yeah, yeah WELL i. DID i actually and then
not quite to the.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Door, okay not quite to the, Door so then how?
Long so did you actually have a moment when you
were standing there where you were like, Wow, YEAH.
Speaker 11 (13:15):
I definitely, did BECAUSE i was looking AND i was,
like none of this stuff.
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Is, mine AND i was quite a. Minute oh, No,
yeah it was a bit of a funny.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Moment did that have anything to do with what you've
been up doing the?
Speaker 11 (13:31):
Nightclub i've only been, drinking to be, honest but as
you can, TELL i had quite a. Few so WHEN
i got there and realized it wasn't wasn't my, HOUSE
i was just, Like, okay it's been a while actually
Since i've linked.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You nothing to do with the booze for, Mine, jerry
you traveled to die my, Friends jerry's had, it he's done.
It SO i think he traveled from from from my,
understanding you've traveled forward five. Years that's what you.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Did he's.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Gone he went back five. Years didn't you go? Forward?
Yeah definitely doesn't. Know what did you do when he
had access to someone else's? Account that could be, anything
(14:20):
could be any. ACCOUNT i mean it could be An instagram, Account, like,
yes she had access to her ex Boyfriend's instagram, account
my ex.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Boyfriend we broke up four years. AGO i still have
his password for His.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Instagram how often do you log? On how often do? You?
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Oh not so much. Anymore but sometimes When i'm bored
AND i think about, IT i did a little sneaky.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Check so what's what's the wildest thing you found when
you were doing a little peruse through His? Instagram SO i.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Actually had his password from when we were, dating and
that's HOW i found.
Speaker 11 (14:48):
Out he was cheating on.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Me oh, sorry, yeah, no that's all.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Right his loss. Anyway BUT i did message the girl
that he cheated.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
With from his, account from his, account.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
From his, account pretending to be, him and told her that.
Speaker 14 (15:03):
He has.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That is a good. Stuff yeah so you might be,
drafty so you might huge brain. Style well, done well?
Done yeah, yeah so you might have sent a message
off the. ACCOUNT i feel like it's a classic play
depends on the, account, Really, LIKE i, mean this could be.
Anything friends of, mine you know That i'm quite particular
(15:28):
about watching. Music which MUSIC i listened? To friends of
mine got access to My spotify account and did spend
at least half an hour just searching kids songs And
kesher songs ruins the ALGORITHM i have still been inundated.
With so you're now getting, there like when they're building
like your, station which they do.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
On the just when you mix anything when it goes
like go To spotify radio every, now every now and
Then timber pops.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
In that's a treat.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Worldwide that's a True so that annoys. ME i get
the hot potato Sneaky treitch really does really?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Does it canes?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Me?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Really?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
YEAH i didn't, ever it never fixed On spotify for
someone doing. That its just in, general like when it
just obviously with a, CHILD i have to listen to
kids songs occasionally it kills.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Me, yeah that would kill.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You that would so, yeah it might have been A,
spotify it might have been access to it was we
had before their. SOCIALS i. WAS i was never as
CRAFTY i used to WHEN i used to go to.
University that's, right, EVERYONE i went TO uni very. Good,
Anyway i'd go to the internet cafe there because you,
know internet cafes used to be a thing WHEN i
was back AT. Uni and, anyway often when you go
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to the, computer someone left left Their facebook. On every,
time every single Time i've got a very itchy. Bottom
anyone know what to do with that? Question? Mark?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Brilliant it just works every.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Time it just worked every, time old Old facebook status.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Itchy, bottom itchy.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bottom anyone actually did get. Funny it was because it
started off at when people were trying to like make it.
Realistic that was what it was really good and you weren't.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Sure but then it just got into territory where you're,
like this is not, realistic and this is also just
you just got to go for.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It, yeah they're. GOOD i put a.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
PART i got access to my Dad's netflix down at the,
beach which he loves His netflix down the.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Beach he thinks it's just the best. Thing we watched
a lot OF tv down. There he loves these.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Movies deserves the, break and put a pass code on his. Account, oh,
brilliant that's. Great, yeah that's that's. Awesome that's that's. Great
that's just a little win for.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Me what you should have done has gone into THE
tv series he was, watching and then it's confusing by
watching the next three, EPISODES i haven't seen any of.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
This really jumping around with the blood really rattled.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Him so one of six five give us a. Call
what do you do when you had access to somebody else's?
Account will take your? Kills right next On will And.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Wood he can be any, account can be any level
of fraudulent. Activity i'm sure everyone has been a part of.
This ebony's called any any you had your ex boyfriend's
password as?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Well?
Speaker 15 (18:12):
YES i had both His facebook And instagram.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Passwords, okay what did you do with that?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Power?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Ebony SO i went.
Speaker 15 (18:20):
Snooping through, everything found out he was cheating on. Me
SO i took all the screenshots put them On facebook
so his entire family list could see, it including all
his best.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Friends, awesome, wow. Awesome, yeah and then.
Speaker 15 (18:36):
Was commenting from his, account which was even.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
Funny up what?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Saying?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
What?
Speaker 11 (18:40):
Oh just how much of a LOSER i?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Was BUT i was being him also from San can
you give us the like the?
Speaker 15 (18:46):
SENTENCE i, MEAN i don't THINK i can say it on,
radio but.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Like so for, example, Like, Hi I'm josh And i'm
a big loser and here's me cheating on?
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Ebony, yeah and.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
THEN i would tag his mum and his sister's in on.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It do you know what the repercussions were of That
ebony with his relationship with his.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Family, no, unfortunately no, idea.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, fallout no fallout between you.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
TWO i MEAN i didn't speak to him again after,
that which was.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Fine but that's Just Mike. Drop that's Just Mike. Drop
that's just like, boom there you. GO i have ruined your.
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Life and, YEAH i see you.
Speaker 15 (19:24):
Later when he was in my house at the, TIME
i was posting it To, god hang, on hang.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
On so he's in your, house you're still. Together, yeah
you find out he's cheating on, you. Yep and then
while he's in your, presence you are screenshotting all of
this and sending it out to all of his.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
People, yeah all of his.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Peoples.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
Yeah and THEN i left for the.
Speaker 15 (19:43):
DAY i went to the shops and brought, themself SO
i had fun.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Totally well that's, cold.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And Read mote. Books, Wow writtany is killed. Thirteen Hi,
Brittany Hi, brittany were talking about what you did when
you had access to someone else's.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Account, YES i had access to my ex Husband's facebook.
Account what do you, Find, well it's not WHAT i. Found,
well it is WHAT i. Found so WHEN i left,
HIM i was kind of been hiding for a year
and he wouldn't tell anybody his address so THAT i
could file for.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
Divorce, oh.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
SO i logged into His facebook found his little party
invite for his. Birthday use that drove my friend to
his house SO i could serve him and divorce.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Him, wow is bringing in like a cake or something,
like here's your birthday. Cake have a look what's? Inside
you've been?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Served, no BUT i.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
Did go in and block some people from His facebook account.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
To, oh just a little bit of sugar on how
are you blocking?
Speaker 14 (20:56):
There just like my, FAMILY a couple of black, okay?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay and then so it was his birthday actually on
when you served?
Speaker 12 (21:05):
Him, no but it wasn't far.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Off so he's got guests coming in an. Hour he's
putting the lights, up and you did you go in
and say it to? Him?
Speaker 14 (21:16):
NO i wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
There, yeah, right you made.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
It and.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
How's it going? In you've been? Served happy? Birthday and
he was a.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Bit shocked that they knew where he. Was, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Genius, wow but a sleeping guard.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There i'd love to serve.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
SOMEONE i just reckon that would be a treats you
know WHAT i, mean because you get creative with, it
because you know WHAT i mean your birthday you, LIKE
i addressed the police officers been like hey you strippers here.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Whatever then like, boom served.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 16 (21:46):
Mean, Here let's go To josh, Here. Josh this happened
In this happened in year. Seven, YES i.
Speaker 12 (21:57):
WAS i had a crush on a girl Named frank
and my best. Mate he was able to get my
phone and put his contact into my phone under, friend
but he changed it to Frian. A i didn't pick
up on. It so she sent me a message, saying,
HEY i heard you have a crush on. Me i've
actually really liked. You it's so GOOD i found this.
(22:19):
Out we text back and. Forth oh my, God i'm so.
Happy yes, this yes. That so then she said, she,
well he sends me a text, saying, oh you should
call me up right now and just asked me. Out
and THEN i look over my. Mates i'm, like, oh,
GUYS i should do. IT i should do it, right
and like, yeah, yeah do, it do. It the worst
thing WAS i actually called the real friend AND i
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called her AND i, said, hey like the text of
means so, great this is so. AWESOME i, like do
you want to be my? Girlfriend and she was, like
what the hell are you talking? About look over all
my mates is absolutely pissing themselves last year a little.
Bit it's a sad.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Day did it ever work out with you and Friend?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Josh, no we never got to Get she went out
with my best, friend SO i. WENT i got to
go to a. Wedding at, least.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No worse feeling than accidentally putting something on the work.
CARD i would say, that.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Boy if it actually has been, accidental very, rare that
she actually is Accidental, Woods, well.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Why don't we why don't ask everyone, listening by the,
way thirteen one oh sixty, five what did you accidentally
put on the work?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Card?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Now, again let's say accidentally in inverted, commas because you,
know sometimes you just want to pay for something with
the work card for. Yourself, yeah that you're hoping to
get away. With, yeah ol, Ep joe working on a previous. Show, Now,
joe you treated yourself to a way to a full
Luxurious pampa, PACKAGE i.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Believe, yeah a little lymphatic drainage.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Massage.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yep and that was on the work card from a previous. Show,
yeah previous.
Speaker 17 (23:57):
Show i'd already departed to assume they'd just be like,
OH i can't figure that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Out But i'd accidentally send a photo to one of
the old team members being like at our favorite.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Place oh, no.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
An?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Invoice, sorry do they invoice?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, YEAH i had to pay. THAT i had to
transfer the old like promotions, manager and then they dopped his.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Pay oh, oh let's just give her a paper? Package does?
Speaker 12 (24:24):
It let me?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Go so, yeah thirteen one o sixty. Five what did
you accidentally put on the work? Card we're talking about
it Because victoria's police, Chief.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Mike, bush naughty, Boy he's it wasn't the, bush was?
Speaker 12 (24:39):
It it?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Was it was the?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Bush Mister bush.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Himself, well he has decided TO i mean, effectively this
is using a company. Card he's decided to use a
police helicopter for a little jaunt down To.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Tasmania he.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wasn't we know it's a joint he went to it
was it a bush joint jaunt slash. Conference but he
wasn't using it to chase like a you, know someone
on the. Run he. Wasn't he wasn't trying to apprehend a.
Suspect he's just dipping down there for a. Conference he's
used a police chop like it's a.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Word don't try to make it sound like it's some
sort of leisure trip that he's gone. On he's not
down there Chasing tasmanian. Bush he's just he's actually.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Gone down the police CHOP i should be used for
apprehending suspects or. Manhunts he's using it to go down
for little jaunts in. Ho but we do have a
little bit of audio of my poor. SHEEP i think
we should just make sure we just say that that's
not actually factually the.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Case he went to a. Conference, yeah, SORRY i take everything.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Back and if anyone you're gonna slander, ANYONE i just
don't think he's the outside of.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
This he's doing a marvelous. Job CAN i just SAY
i think HE'S i think he's. Great i'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Play the AUDIO i was going to, play because, WELL
i was just gonna say this was him talking in
a press, conference.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
AND i regret doing. That just just a, Laugh, mike
just a.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Laugh, anyway you have a. Laugh that's. Fine you just
don't want to get done for.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Libel we don't you don't Want we're not okay he
went to a. Conference we don't want.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
To we don't want. To just know, what defaming?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Him, YEAH i think.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So he actually has gone to a conference, yea and
with other police.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Commissioners it was all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
There you, go it was, work all the police commissioners. Meeting, yeah,
yeah it was. Right so you're, right it's an assembly
of the police. Commissioners, YEAH i. See, okay, Okay, Mike
you're all.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Good.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Mike he's apologized as. Well we Love mike.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
ANYWAY i want to hear some other funny stories. Though
thirteen one oh sixty? Five when did you accidentally use
the work? Card you were mere on a business road
trip once and we decided to buy us some after the.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Song actually it's thirteen six. Five you forgot to accidentally
use the work. CARD i was reminded of a story
with Us.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Will so we we were on a business road, trip
work road, TRIP i should, say actually four we Were
we were dry. Trying was it the? Yacht? No, no
we were driving To sydney because we were surprising a naval.
Office SO i. Hadn't he'd never met his. Baby his
baby was born when he was off doing navy. Stuff
(27:12):
we drove To we drove To, Sydney, yes.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
With his baby and his. Wife, Yes and we we
like the reunion of of the meeting of the.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Baby so it's a, beautiful wholesome, bit, right so obviously
lovely bit sorts of things you can put on the work.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Card, Petrol, sure. Accommodation.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Sure we stayed in some bad ach on my beds
melt like. CIGARETTES i booked, that so it was bad
WHEN i walked in and all the windows were open
AND i was like wine and THEN i feel like
very pick and they were trying to air it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Out, yeah, yeah, yeah he just reeked of.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Darts. Anyway the one thing that unfortunately we got pulled
into the office for, though was, they you, know, work
they get their, receipts you, know they see, him AND
i didn't think anyone checked, him but they check. Them
they check in real time as, well because his phone
call came in pretty. Fast saltely. Mate there were two
pairs of, sunglasses but they were picked up and we were,
(28:06):
like just surprisingly glariat here on the, rights. Mate so
it was just at the end of.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
The, day it was an occupation.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
ALL i.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Think we also followed up by putting your photo on
our social media with you AND i on the bonnet
of the car of the higher.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Car in the brand new. Shades, look we were looking. Great,
well if you go to Our, Instagram, tony you'll see
that we've already used the studies for, content checked out
a few stories about was great? Anyway thirteen one o sixty.
Five what did you accidentally put on the work? Card?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Leah you're dubbing in another bloke at?
Speaker 14 (28:40):
Work, yeah that was a very loose to. Work and
he he got a cab from A brisbane To biro
and bait.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
Got the cab to stop into a bottle of bought
a case of beer and took himself all the way
to Borrow Gray.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Love that was he on the way, Out? Leah was
he on the way out like he knew he was
getting fired or redundant or.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
Whatever, no he ended up being fired because he threw
computers across the room and another drunk praise of the.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Party, wow sounds like a great. Employee, well whoever Was?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Wow let's go To.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Kylie did we use a work cab charge to go
to A dff once in w? Way, Yes, kylie thirteen
one sixty Five And i'm pretty we took the cab from.
Work we went straight from work to THE. Dorf so
it wasn't we got A mexican. Cab and then we
said to, him we, said, LIKE i don't think we're
going to be able to get another cab out of, here,
mate because we're in the middle of. Nowhere and we,
(29:43):
said you know, what keep the meter. Running we'll be
back in five. Hours that one came back to. Us
go To, kylie were just drive.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Around we'll be had at Five, kylie what what did
you buy on the work?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Card Kyle's, WELL i.
Speaker 13 (30:03):
HAD i had my boss's credit card link to My
amazon account AND i, went, yeah SO i made a.
PURCHASE i bought a massage. Gun and then he said to,
me what have you? Bought AND i, said, well it
was a personal massage. Device and so we got a
little bit. Blushed, yeah Because.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
I'm out in.
Speaker 14 (30:25):
Crowd so he was like a personal message.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
Device, yeah, wow he makes me pay the money.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
Back, YEAH i.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Didn't that's. Smart that's a free love That kylie's. Smart that's.
Smart but it actually was a massage gun of some. Sort, yeah, yeah,
right Which julie thirty, six Five. July someone at your
work use the work, Card, YES i.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Did whatever they put Their beyonce's engagement card on there
no engagement.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Card oh, sorry engagement ring.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Ring so they paid for an engagement ring with the work.
Speaker 13 (31:14):
Card, yeah in the.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Nineties, like how much was?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
It, no it wasn't that, well it was a little
bit in the two thousands in the, noughties but, yeah,
yeah so it was an.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Accident how much was, It julie?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
There it was up to about Thirty.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
All this, Week, Woodrow we've been leveling up the show
thanks to the hard working people On, antasker posting ads
on Air tasker for truly ridiculous, things and people are
going to be going in all this week to do
those tasks for. It will.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
Me anything we get anything done with Air?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Tasker okay, today very selfish run from. Me but at
this time every single WEEK i Play Woody's price. GAME
i describe an item that's currently online for. Sale if
you guess the price of the item, CORRECTLY i give
you that dollar amount.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You've made it no. Secret will you hate this?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Game and because only one person's, WON i get.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It and because you hate, it you never.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Laugh you bring up these gimmicky little, things little nickknacks
no one cares, about and no one gets anywhere near. It,
yeah that's how you view the. Game it's just your
subjective opinion of the. Game and you never laugh because of,
that and it feels very hollow alone in. Here SO
i have, Organized, AMANDA i get. It Oh, god this frus, Here.
(32:39):
AMANDA i can't believe we spent our task of budget
on the way. There, Now, AMANDA i could have got
a foot rope. Man you're a professional, Organizer you're a fashion.
Expert you've got so, inexperience you've got many many. Skills
but you, Also, amanda have a great.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Laugh, YES i.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Hope So i'm so.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Nervous there it.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Is it is, okay, yes here it Is.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
OKAY i already feel better about myself because she's.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Laughing i'm.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Excited so a.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Man of the way THAT i want this to. Work
is What i'm paying you for is to be a
professional laugher during this. Segment so WHEN i point to,
YOU i would like you to. LAUGH i got, IT
i got. It, Okay, yes, okay what AM i?
Speaker 12 (33:19):
Doing?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, YES i go?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Laugh there we go like that a little bit, quicker
and here it, Comes. Amanda don't you just laugh, naturally
because will you're an? IDIOT i love THAT i love.
THAT i love. That will what do you what do
you call that a?
Speaker 13 (33:37):
Beard?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Awesome will you dress an eight year old? Today this is?
Great So i'll start playing the game. Now Thanks, Lis?
Amanda are you? Amazing?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Extraordinary, okay so we'll start playing the.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Game.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Now we've Got beck, here who's called on thirteen one sixty.
Five i've got an item for you to guess the price. Of, okay,
okay here we. Go braces, Off. Amanda it's A Danny derrito.
Sticker It's Danny. DERRITO i Mean danny De vito as a.
(34:14):
Derrito so so.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
How, Much, beck do you think that's?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Worth?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Online that is so random's super.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Raundom it's LIKE i guess, honestly the quickie you guess
the quickly. End this the size of a.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Normal you can make you suffer a little bit.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
More you love the game so?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
MUCH i do love. It it's the it's the size
of a, derrito.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
The size of a.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
Dorrito, Look i'll say twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Bucks, Incorrect, Beck i'm sorry five dollars for that. One
thanks for no worry, later have a lovely. Lad let's Keep.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
She'll be back next.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Week there we, Go let's go To dylan, Here, Amanda,
dylan you want to play as, Well Court. Jester it's
really tough, Work. Amanda you can come into studio because
(35:23):
ANYTIME i love. It, Okay, dylan, sorry, mate your? Item
how much do you THINK a it's a rare peanut
inside a, peanut peanut inside of, Peanut. Dylan so the,
Distruction i've never seen that. Either it's quite, Extraordinary. Dylan
(35:44):
the description, says one of the. Kinds it's, rare it's.
Unique it's a peanut inside of.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Put maybe like five.
Speaker 17 (35:53):
Bucks, Look i'm going to give you a second, Guest.
Dylan i'm going to get no second second. Game i'm
going to use. It i'm going to give You, no
you're way. Off this is a it's a it's a
peanut inside a. Peanut we get, It. Dylan It's, Dylan,
harry It's will when he steps into his.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
House, God, dylan hurry, Up dylan. Plays end it? Ended,
dylan how? Much hundred? Dollars thank, you.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
And we move on to.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Option, unfortunately it's, gosh that was good. Fun that was great.
Fun oh my, god get anything? Done when he kissed
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