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December 2, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
If I need yesterday Woody, I said that I would
love to do a Christmas card of you, just you
as the Christmas card or the cover. Yes, we'll be
able to figure out the final details of what you're wearing,
how you're wearing it, Yes, and then print on that card.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
And my main defense was no one wants that. There's
no there's zero demand.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
So you set a quota, a threshold which had to
be reached in order for those cards to be made.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
There needs to be ten people.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh mate, come on, ten people demand that want to
they want to sign woody Christmas card.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I do not think we'll get ten. Don't have ten, mate.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Most people that Christmas?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Can you give me that Christmas mix? Here we go,
so let's count them off. Give me a little big
free from and get I've got my own bell in here.
Don't worry about it. Here we go. All right, Kelly,
you want to sign Christmas card of Woody?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I want this, sorry bad, you have no idea. I
don't care about any other Christmas present.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Stewart, would you like one signed Christmas card with Woody's
picture on it? Stewart, yees, would you like that? Mate,
would you like a bit of woody and your Christmas?
I would love absolutely a little bit of woody on
a curve. That's a bit sick, doesn't it? Get sick fast?
Get sick fast? Particularly the men? I love it. Daniel,

(01:22):
you're sick. You want to sign Christmas card with woods
on the front. I'd love to sign copy of woods
on the front.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Maybe are doing some gardening in the backyard of a right?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I love that, like Daniel, love that, like him. Gardening
is Daniel? What's he?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Daniel's snippering? Daniel and me whipper snippering.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Whipper snippering. Maybe trimming some hedges.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Gets sick, Daniel. Julie, Julie, look what you've done, Julie,
Look what you Julie? You'd like assigned Christmas card with wood?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Absolutely? Well, my little boy Teddy, who's six years old,
I think that's.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Really and I'm just going to remind you so kids
listen to the show, so let's think about that when
we're doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
My photo on the FRAE.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
The show appeals toever. We're on broad We're on broad bandwidth, yes,
THENFM radio and Peel and it's sick, It's cute. It's
everything it needs to me.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So we're going to be seeing this to a six
year old, So me nude hedging nerd. Mate, you said
nude four times, you've said not once.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Have I said the word node today once. I've not
said the word nude once today. He's our fifth call, Sam,
Would you like a Christmas card with Woody printed on
the front? Signed Sam?

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Sure would?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It'll go up on the workshop all with all the
race car pictures. There we go, race card pictures. You
got five. Let's go to a sign. We need five more.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
This two spots together. You only got five. You got
halfway there, We're done.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
We're just getting started. I mean I haven't even figured
out what we're actually going to put on the card yet.
I mean the gardening for me, sounds like a treat
on a race card. Don't mind that that's a bit
of a vibe. Fully clothes, we could do a we
could do a kid's version and an adults version. That's
a vibe as well.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You Santi as a business approach, that's a good move.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Nikki. You'd like assigned Christmas card with Woody on the front.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Nikki, Yeah, I'd like you to challenge the firefighters.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh that the firefighters are the sexy one. Is that
for Christmas? Or is that just an annual thing?

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Well not instead of a calendar. I just want to
hold that one shot for the whole.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Year in a card.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Whoa how would you like him? Woods? I mean Nikki.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Well is twelve months of firefighters. He can get some
ideas from.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, so in a firefighting out fit, nick he made
it a bit sick.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm trying to keep this above board. These are the
people who have been in these ideas. That's six calls,
by the way, four to go, el or Ellie, Hi,
would you like to assigned Christmas card with Woody on
the front?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I would love that.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
And do you know what I think would be amazing
if he could be more faster and let his name out,
let his hair out.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh wow, roll I was born to play all of
a sudden picked my interest. I would love to be
your more fuss.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh wow, yeah, any day.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, I didn't mean that. I didn't know. I didn't
mean that.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I mean, but you're gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, trying it.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Out there being fuss. That's the first time I've been
excited by this bit. If we can really move fuss
me up.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's got to be Christmas? So how do you make it?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Can me Christmas? I want to be move usser.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're gonna have to come up with some clever Christmas
themed pun to get you in more Fussa and Christmas together?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Santa needs to deliver all the presents in one night, quick, quick,
move faster?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh, very good. A little work there, kind lit a
bit of a workshop. How many calls to my name? Three?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
You need three more? Three more?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Kylie? You'd like assigned Christmas card with Woody on the front?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Absolutely? Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Please?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
How would you like him on a bike bike like.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
A pushbike or a motorbike.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
A push bike riding a spike?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Nice?

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Or running through the forest?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
That God, really, your imagination got to be straight running
through the forest.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Adam, Adam, Hello Adam? You'd like a signed Christmas card
with Woody on the front?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I would. How would you like him?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I would like those rat legs protruding it out of
some short shorts?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Please love that?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I like? Okay, okay, the rat legs.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Your legs are good. Though your legs are looking good.
His legs, his legs are bulked up.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
They probably like a cat a cat, I would say,
now from.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
A rat to a cat, rat to a cat. Yeah, thanks, Adam.
I need one more call guys, I've got nine. They
can't even carry, they can't count. I'll tell you what
they can't. The demand is Jasmine. Jasmine call number ten.
Would you like to signed Christmas card with Woody on
the front do? How would you like him? I want
him just as toy story Woody with under my name

(06:05):
on it, wearing a Christmas hat. Whoa okay, spoke for everyone.
Everyone will get a car.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I actually did dress up as Woody for my wife
on her Hen's Day. Oh yeah, A cardboard cutout got
made of that. I didn't know that was happening.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You also went as Woody Tomato grow on you with
Arseleer's chaps. I did so I could dig that up.
So few options there. Look, I'm going to be honest, mate.
The calls are absolutely ringing. If thoughts, I've blocked the
phone lines now, so the demands there, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, So we just need to agree to what the
pose is going to be.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And I don't want to get legal involved, but I.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Mean, why would legal get involved?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, I don't know. Just to help me out of it,
just to help me fight the good fight.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't want to be in a compromising position such
as running through a forest nude, which she didn't.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
She did it, she did it.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I think it's just end this more fusser.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, I don't think it's Christmasy enough.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'll wear a coat.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, don't think it's good neat. We need have like
a fun play on words if it's going to be
more fusser, you know, like you need like is there
something in the Lion King that you can think of
that's Christmas? Here's anything coming to mind there? I feel
like Christmas puns are a diamond, doesn't So look if
you guys have got a good idea for what should
be written on the card, and it should probably relate
to how woody is on the card.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, okay, so the pose has to link up with
whatever Christmas pun you're going.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
For one hundred percent. There needs to be something so actually,
you know what, because I've got I've still got some
of these Sennheiser Momentum for wireless headphones. They're six hundred
dollars headphones.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I was about to give them up next for something else.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm sorry about that, but we've got I've got three
of them, so I've got something. If you've got a
good idea for what should be written on the Woody
Christmas card, so it's photo and branding, Christmas branding, then
dm us on Instagram, Will and Woody and I'll give
you the best one can come on here tomorrow. I'll
give you a set of those sen Highs, the Momentum
fore headphones. Then we can forward to that. We're back tomorrow,

(08:04):
guys on the update in the car. How many are
we going to print? How are you going to print?
Do you guys want to get in touch? Get in
touch with the printer?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Can we make them limited editions?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Snap printing? Get them not office works works?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Camart? We love Camart, Aldi came printing?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who were we with?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Who is sure? Came out?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
We love? Put on a mug.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh your mugs, nice mugs and nice touch.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
We'll do that. We'll sort out the supply.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, limited edition, you guys, what's limited?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
What's limited? Six hundred?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Did you say like twelve?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Twelve to represent each you know, the twelve days of
christ Christmas?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yes, so twelve. And I think if you reduce supply,
you increase demands.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Thirty days of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
There, it's a long song.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
We will see you guys tomorrow days of Christmas. So anyway,
Instagram will twelve cards of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Something I love doing every single day is filling up
my drink bottle in the dark.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
And the reason I.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Do that is because I've just picked up this freakish
ability just by like listening to the sound of filling
up a bottle.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I know when it's at the top.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I think everyone can do that, I see, and.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I knew that all of us because I'm because I'm
physically nailing it every single morning.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm a freak at it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Okay, Now, if you think are you using your bottle
for this test, well i'd request a different bottle. If
we're competing against you, bring I think that's fair. Do
you know what I mean? Like, if it's because I was,
you've got the homeground advantage.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I've set rules because no one can beat me. I'm
the king.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, but for your own bottle, sure, I agree, no
one can beat you. Can we get a Rando bottle
in here?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
But what this makes an amazing get it in here, amazing.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Mate, it's your own bottle, no but to hang on
analysis bringing another bottle.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm the host of this bit.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You said it was a contest against you. Wow, you
Frank Green's down.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Green is down. Now I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I've taken out my anger on that drink bottle because
Will's hijacked my bit.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Now it is a bit greasy molding in there.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You have had a bit of old breath reason the aba.
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Now look now, will you don't have to beat me? Yeah, okay,
that's why we're using this bottle. All I'm saying is
that if you can get to the lip, if you
can tell me to stop within the lip, which I'm
going to say is the last two centimeters of my
water bottle, if you can taste, stop within that. You
ladies and gentlemen go home with a showcase. This is

(10:37):
fill me up.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
It's like Malboy made the song for the bit.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I know it feels like that. I'll be in touch
with her. Maybe she can put down a fresh track
for us. But thirteen one oh sixty five is the number.
If you think, just by listening to the sound of
the bottle filling up, you can get in the last
two centimeters before it's at the top. You go home
with NBA two K twenty six A two hundred Holy

(11:12):
Moly voucher, A one hundred Wahoo voucher. Some sin hi's
the headphone? No, don't throw their headphones in? Well, no,
I know my prizes. Don't you dip into my pool.
You don't get the headphones, gud, Sorry, but you do
get all the aforementioned prizes. Okay, so you it's a
good gear.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
NBA two K twenty holy voucher.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
But before you, guys play thirteen one oh six five
first in best Dressed, wilbur have a go.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Why did you need to give the showcase? By the
way you could anyway, let's go, all right, I'll go.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
It just gives the game a bit of hot spot.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
All right, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's my go.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I can't see.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't trust you.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
So I say stop, gee whizz almost poored, mate.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
So I say stop, stop when you think you're within
that two centimeter bit, Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Close your eyes ready.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Nowhere near it.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
You just out of a halfway.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
You're awful at this.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
All right, You guys want to buy. You're horrific at it.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's your bottle. It needs to be a neutral bottle good.
Everyone's calling for everyone's calling.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
For nude, but no one's going for it.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm closing nude, but only I'm oby for the game
to keep going. Are you playing though? If you're not
playing happy for this bottle, I'm not playing otherwise nude.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
But I'm not playing. I'm not playing six five poor.
I'm the poorer. I'm a mere porer.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Also, you can change how quickly poor.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
If you can get within that final two centimeters of
the bottle as I fill it up in the studio here,
you'll be going home with NBA two K twenty six.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Let's turn it a Holy Molly voucher and a one
hundred dollar Wahoo voucher.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Didn't need the showcase. It should have just been a
fun game. It's limited prizes this time of year. It
deserved it. It didn't need it. It deserved it.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Nat, you would like to play fill me Up?

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (13:11):
I would please.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
I feel my kids drink bottles up every morning.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
All right, So Nat, when you're ready, you just say
the magic words.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You say, fill me up?

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Would he fill me up? Would he?

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
No, no, no, you wouldn't be filling your kids drink
bottles up enough if you're stopping.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
There you bere Oh was how sure?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
No better than you were exactly the same?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Now I think what we're find there is I'm gonna
I'm gonna let people in on something. See, this is
the the nature of the game, is the.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Nature and the fun of the game.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You've got a different vessel to what people are used to.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It is true.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
There is a slight indent which you said stop at
and Nat said stop at it. It's it's the it's
the great hurdle of the game. Let's go to Lenny here, Hi, Lenny, Hello,
were outstanding, ELENNI you think you're phenomenal at this?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Oh yeah? With my eyes shut alrighty.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Say the magic words?

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Feel me out?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
She did?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Didn't you.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hit the hurdle there?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I just think people are panicking. You know what.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
We don't want to drive a flo guys. You should
know because I was concerned about this is why I
pulled out early. That the that the cut, that that
we don't want water going on the floor because you're
pouring it in the studio. So don't worry guys, he's
doing it in a water safe environment.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, we did a lot of hie.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You should know that. Don't worry about.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Don't I can't go straight?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Oh? I didn't know I was here?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
What's up? Guys?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Are you going?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
We're a good, guy, We're really good. I need to focus.
I need your focus.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Guy distracted, I'm locked in now, No, I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not locked in. I'm not going to get this all right, mate,
say the magic word.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Chill me up?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
I forgot your name?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Show titled what do he is?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
My name?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I feel me up?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
What he lets go already? Now, don't get it?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Don't God, you got it.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I knew I pulled my water every day, so I
knew I had in the back.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
That was unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
You are you are within a centimeter? Kay, that was
just extraordinary experience. You're going home with NBA two.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
KSh he's building up Olympics. Jesus, Yeah, you guy.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
It does kill We were giving Kay the showcase and
you didn't have the name of the show. That really
does hurt me. At the moment you've been waiting for. Guys,
the last Lady Gaga tickets in town.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Let's start giveaway let's go now.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
We love this woman. We actually spoke to her earlier
this year, and can I just say she is We
should probably replay a bit of that interview. I'm not
sure we haven't thought about that, producer tomorrow again. I
swear to god, these guys have checked out listening. One
producer listening. Can you write that down?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
We'll play our Gaga our interview to on tomorrow's show.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
That'd be great because we've actually had her on the
show this year, and she's in town this weekend, so
that would have made that makes sense. And I hate
to pull the curtain down here. We should have We
could have done that and played it like it was live,
but we've had to have you know, feedback, live feedback.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, let's go for lucky t play it again. How
can we'll play the Garget interview every day.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
If it's good for two weeks, if it's good, gear Like,
she tells us the most awkward time that she came
up with a song banger because she can't control when
she comes up with again, don't let me tell you
about it though.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Tomorrow should just be a bit that we should play anyway, Look,
we did have a great chat with Lady Gaga. I
think we're calling her Steph. We're calling her Steph for this.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I certainly wasn't shooting with Steph.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I might have shot to Steph in there, Yeah, because
she's talking about how Ga goes her older ego and
how it's quite confronting for her sometimes or Gago comes up.
She gets tired of Gargo. Apparently this is boring us
talking about it.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
She's going to be on the show tomorrow live live.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Ahead of her sold out shows all throughout the weekends
and next weekend. I believe she's doing Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane.
No tickets left apart from right here giving away rows
of tickets, and we're going to give away another row
right now. We're calling Talia. We'll just Talia. Do we
get Gag back in here? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Hello, Hey Talia, how you going good?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
How are you really good?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Thank you? Do you know who this is?

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:53):
He was just cutting out there.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Ah, you might want to like climb a mountain or something, Talia,
because you do not want your phone to drop out
right now.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Well, I'm in a good spot. I'm at the very
top of a mountain. Melanie, so buddy, Hell, there you go.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You're actually on top of a mountain.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Maloney, Well, you're physically on top of a mountain, and
you're also about to be emotionally on top of a
mountain because Talia, Yes, you've just won a whole roll
of tickets to go and see Lady Gaga.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Get I'm gonna scream.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You're on top of the mountain. Scream.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Why wouldn't you so much as incredible? I cannot wait
to tell my sisters.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh, you're taking his sisters.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Nicey, nice you go tell your sisters because you are
going to Gaga, go.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
And see this woman.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
You can sing, Talia can sing, she can give another song,
give it another.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I might have no voice after this concert. I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's awesome, mate, enjoy have a great time.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well that he got got tickets.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Haven't been married very Christmas so much.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Just made my you.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Scarlet.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Your handsome will has revealed in a chat just the
horrific first date she had with her now husband, Colin Yost.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh yeah who you know?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Snl in his scarlet talking about that first So.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
He actually asked me and we went to an Italian
restaurant in East Village was a lovely day. We had
dinner at like eight, and then afterwards he was like,
I would love to you know, I'm meeting friends. Let's
go grab a drink. And I hadn't dated basically ever,
and so I was just like, I got to go now,
I need to believe. And I got him to relieve
my babysitter and it was like nine thirty and she

(20:00):
was like, why are you all Later on he was like,
I totally thought that was it, Like why you were
acting so weird?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I panicked, full panic, full panic on the first date. Now,
if you're hearing that without knowing that their husband and wife,
you'd assume that that's where it ended. I think if
someone all of a sudden just freaks out and like
almost runs away from you and says, I just have
to go home suddenly, like that's nail on the coffin.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh interesting sound, Interesting sound because I do.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
On the other side, I do think you can survive
early horrific dates because that's when you're so nervous and
you're trying so hard to impress the person.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Then I don't think they necessarily came across as a
zerific that date there.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, might have been a bit of a clickbait headline
that I've fallen for.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
No, but yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely maybe maybe because I think,
you know, sometimes it's kind of cool and the person's
that you got to go, and you're like, oh God,
leave me wanting more those early days, you let the
person have to leave when you haven't. I was really enjoying.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
That doesn't sound like she left in a cool way though, Yeah,
like she just kind of like I gotta go shout
the bed a little bit and freaking down your hands
and out the bed well metaphorically, yeah, and then like
ran away.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I think I'd be a bit like that was strange.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
If it's Scarlett, you're handsome. I think she's getting another date,
just saying.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
And Yosty gave her, we gave one.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I am interested though, because I do think early dates
have been worse. Thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Did you survive or did your relationship survive?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
An early horrible date?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Horror? First date?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Nice, I'll pen my hand up early. I'll come for
you straight after, but I'll put my hand up early.
I'm not he had be come full So so my
second date with my now wife Mimah I still I
don't know in what world I thought this was a
good idea, but I decided after our first date, I
was just so keen to see her again as soon
as possible that I said to her, Hey, do you

(21:56):
want to come over to.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
My house tomorrow night and watch me on Billionaire hot Seat?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
It was the worst day.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Of my life the next day where I was just like,
I can't I can't believe I've invited this woman.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Over to watch me on my TV show hot Seat.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
That's bad, right, And I thought, honestly at the end
of the night, because she was my brother was living
me at the time, so it was just me, my
brother and her on the couch watching me.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
On hot Seats doesn't get any worse than that, you know,
because you work in media, right. That's like the equivalent
of an athlete going do you want to come home
tomorrow night and watch a rerun of me playing football?
Do you want to go and see me? Do you
want to go and watch my four hundred meters in
the two thousand and two World Championships?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Like that's that's what you did. Interestingly, a former Australian
cricketer once invited me to his house and we watched
him make a hundred in Sri Lanka.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Which was one of the best nights of my life.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Anyway, that is a wild story. That's a story, that's
that's That's an not fair number though, but one of.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
The great stories. I went home with the cricket bat
as well. Anyway, thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Did you survive.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
A really bad early date? You on a very early
date with your now wife bogged your car and started crying. Wow,
And I got through that.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'm saying, that's quite impressive that you managed to get
past that.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
You really dug that from the depths, and unfortunately it
is all true. All right, So I'm so struck by
the truth of that, but I've got no retort. Well,
you really on earthed a memory there for me. Would
thanks for.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That, Hailey, You had a shocking early date.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
My partner we've been talking on like the apps for
about three or four weeks and I thought, you know,
the conversation was great, and he said, oh, I'm going
to pick you up on Friday night and we're going
to go out for dinner. And I was like, oh, yes,
three and he picked me up and I was like,
well dressed up and I was like, oh, where we go?
And he was like, oh, we're going to pass three

(24:00):
case of Like oh what? And he calls us up
through a drive through and talks about how this custom
made burger that he orders with a sam bun is
the one and I was like, okay, I was kind
of expect He was like, why are you dressed up
so glad? I was, so, you're we're going out for dinner.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
You're full, your full glam you're full glammed up going
through drive through.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Yeah, and I'm talking like I spent like an hour
and a half to make up kind of go out.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
So Haley, So then you you you saw this person again?
How how did you give that person another date?

Speaker 6 (24:38):
I've got a baby with this person?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Now, well, sorry, Haley, what did you do the rest
of the day? You're glammed up in a car? He
runs you through his custom made burger in the drive
through as a bit of a flex, and then do
you just do you just go to drive somewhere, find
a car park, punch the burgers, and he drops you off.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Pretty much. Hey, we drive up to the beach, which
was I suppose that's the nice part of the day.
A bit about half romantic, but yeah, we still laughed
about it to the States.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It's funny because now that I know that she's with him,
it's kind of cute. Yeah, get some burgers and go
and drive up to a place with a nice view
by the beach.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Just simplify it.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, it's kind of nice. Me not.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
The nice restaurant also stinks massive tight hoss. Let's go
to Melissa here.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
As we spoke the other day, if he's ugly all
of a sudden, it's rank.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, he's obviously a rooster. Melissa.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Melissa, you survived a shocking first date with your now husband.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yes, I did. We met at a mutual friend's birthday party.
We went to sushi in a movie at Bondai Westfield.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I don't know that was a thing in a movie.
Is that a thing? That a dinner in the show?
I've heard of, But sushi in a movie.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's a modern day dinner in a show. Hand roll
on a movie?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
He ended up dropping me off at home, or we
started to proceed home. I didn't drive at the time,
so he dropped me off. It was planing to drop
me off at home. We had a flat tire. We
hang out the front of a pub. Someone gives us
a hand, he puts the tire back on. Spare tire
or good. We get not even two hundred meters down
the road and the second tire pot. He calls his

(26:30):
friend and says, hey, guys, can you come and you know,
pick me and my day hubs. He proceeds to pick
us up in a two seater car, so I had
to sit on his lap. I think it was Randwick
all the way back to Southwest Sydney, and I had
to meet my father in law that night in his.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh wow, leody going on there? But soon now? Well
between you, yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
We've been more fourteen years now and two kids.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's almost something to be said for the fact that,
like if you have a horror first date to start
and you get through that, I mean, if you get
through that, you get through anything. If you get through
sushi in a movie into what was it?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
He's on his lap for a long drive and then
meeting his dad and his pajamas.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I've already seen a lot.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
You get through anything, and I like what I see. Yeah,
I think that's it.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
You know a couple of hand rolls in the car
as well, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's Chelsea here on thirty one six five, Chelsea, they
have some leftover.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Sorry, the sushi in a movie thing, so you take
the sushi with you into the movie? Man?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, absolutely, you take the rolls into the movie. That's
the best thing.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I just I just want to check with the gen
Z women, the will and Woody Wags. Is there a
sushi and a movie thing a thing for you guys?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's not for me, but I can see why people
would do it. Healthy option about popcorn?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Happen to have got a pack of Maltee's very expensive,
very expensive.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
How many hand rolls are you getting, Joe, I'm probably
getting three or four for a whole movie. You're going
to go on a date, You're gonna get four cooked tuners.
I'd be like, Jesus, slow down, sweat or what time
is it?

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Are we watching that movie?

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Like maybe like Amada?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, okay, what time is the movie?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
If we're going for lunch, sure, I'm drinking dinner. It's dinner.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's like, you're not having four hand rolls for dinner.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I am sacrilege. What do you mean sacrilege? What's wrong
with four hand rolls for dinner?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I just don't think that's it.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
You need more, Yeah, get some dessert, gets some frozen
yogurt afterwards.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Anyway, it's got to Chelsea year.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I don't know this whole sushi and I don't think
it's a thing. We've made it up. I think you've
run along with a caller. I don't think there's anyone
listening right now that thinks that sushi in the movie
is a social phenomenon.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Eat sushi in a cinema because it's dark and it's
still easy to find your mouth.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Someone suggesting that I do it for the next will
not and I won't do that.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Do it?

Speaker 7 (28:43):
Man, it's very funny right now.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
You can't repeated because yeah, okay, it's childish.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
You can get that one on behind the center. He
can go to her Instagram.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
When the woody that was a bit fast. I'm not
bringing it up. I'm just finding it very funny. I'm sorry,
I'm trying it. Okay, Okay, so give us a call.
Thirteen sixty five, if you're over the age of fifty
and you're a woman, is what I've said now. The
reason I've said that Woods is because Terry Irwin, yes,
obviously former wife and Steve. She is also the mother

(29:40):
of Robert and Bindy. And she's revealed I know Dickie
Wilkins out of pod, but he's got a pod, Big Dick.
He and his son listening, He and his session Christian.
The podcast is called The Apple and the Tree. Not
bad to see what they've done that And and he
didn't get a rise out of you for that one.
It is nice, it's nice. So he's interviewing Terry Irwin.

(30:05):
I should say they're interviewing Terry about her social media posting,
because I didn't know this. Terry got in a bit
of trouble, Oh what post for sharing a post of
Robert Irwin in what people have called a bit of
a first trap, Oh, bit of a bit of a
Now don't know, let's not let's not define what a
first trap is, because that's why I've asked her, of course,

(30:27):
because I think it's hard to know, because I think rightly.
So she said, it's really hard for me to know
what's the right thing and wrong thing to do when
i'm posting, because I'm a boomer like, I have no
idea what's what's what's above board and not so she
has a social contract with her kids about what she
shares online.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
As a family, we still bounce off each other with everything,
like none of us host on social media without running
it past the other one because sometimes there's some dumb
thing that I've missed. Her As a boomer, I say
everything wrong, They'll go, oh, you can't do that with
your hands. It looks like a gang sign, And I like, oh,
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
That Dickie's read Do you hear me there? Anyway? If
you want to get that podcast The Apple in the Tree?
But yeah, what I wanted to know thirteen. Because I'm
in Terry's camp here, I think it's not so outrageous
for a woman over the age of fifty to not
know what a first trap is. Sure, do you think
that's out? What do you think?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I know?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Of course if you do them.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
But you're a first trap, specially first trap you previously trapped.
But I no longer trap. My wife has been trapped.
Let's go to Jody.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Jody, do you know what a first trap is?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
I totally do.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
What's the first trap?

Speaker 6 (31:42):
Jodes being politically correct on radio. It's when you advertise
yourself in the manner of wanting other things.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well, well, Doug, do you want to Jody?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Have you ever advertised yourself in a way to appeal
to others?

Speaker 6 (32:05):
I would say not recently, but yes, in the past I.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Have post done the old trap. Jude set the old trap.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, that not worked, but tried.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Has it worked on you? Jody? Have you ever been
have you been first trapped?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah? Good question.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, well I would say yes, what.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Gets you family friendly show? But what would what would
get you with the trap?

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Gotta look presentable and a bit tailored in my eyes.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
And tailored clothes or are you talking about Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
No clothes, I'm talking a nice lawyer walking to the
court or something like that.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's your first a lawyer, Jody. Thanks for the laugh. Wow,
just confirming your age bracket there, Jode's you can have
yourself ahead it all the while about you. It was
great to talk to you, Jody. Have a great Christmas.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Get guys enjoy your show.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Thanks Jody very much, Thanks to all the women. Well,
we'll have to update that tomorrow. What's the first chap?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, it's a nice lawyer walking into the court, I
never imagine no one saw that coming
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