December 1, 2023 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
NIMMI.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
So there's a BS article today from you know, some
think tank or whatever the hell these people do. I
don't actually know what they do, to be honest, because
the whole study was based on how people butter or
spread their toast.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And why do we care about that?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We don't, so the point, but they're trying to say
that people that spread the butter lightly like glide the.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Knife over the toast. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Right, those people breeze through their life. They're quite calm,
they're quite centered, right, and then the extrapolation is on
the other side, people that kind of like need to
get right in there and they're quite meticulous and fastidious
with their toast buttering. Their life's quite chaotic. They're always
scrapping for control.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What a genius observation.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Well, if someone who's more gentle with bread is more
gentle in life in general, that is outrageous.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
How much money drink can they make?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Like do they get like what's it called when you
receive money to study a grant? People are getting grants,
and these people getting grants, I think, So do you
think the person who has given the ground and I'll
give you ten thousand bucks to do some study and
obviously go back to the Grandee, the person that the money,
(01:15):
and they go, you're iffing.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, yeah, I thought you were going to figure out
how to cure blindness.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And you've just figured out the people who glide over
toast are probably a little bit more easy going in
their lives.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
God, that would make me angry.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, So, first of all, I didn't mean to get
into this, but when you apply for a grant, you
have to show them what you're researching first.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, I just go idiot. Grandee was like, Y'll
give you ten grand for that if.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You can figure out why people who delicately improve bread
butter approved it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Morons in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well yeah, it is absolutely or just people with a
lot of money.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Sure, So on this theory though, because I mean I
know it's bs and everything like that.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Let's get into it holds through your bread because I
go so hard, then I'll often I'll make an incision.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, an incision. Yeah, you'll puncture that. You'll puncture the bread.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Not deliberately, but I'll just be trying to spread so
hard that generally speaking, I wear it down.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, I think that says a lot about.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You, and then I get veggiemark on my cutting board.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Can we go through this a little bit further than
because I've got a couple more for you that I reckon.
I'll if my theory is correct on this, I've got
a few other places where I think I know how
you'll behave. Oh you're going to try and I think, so, okay, yeah,
I'm going to ten thousand dollars grant for this. But
do you scrunch and stuff your sleeping bag into the
sleeping bag?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Of course? Not a serial killer?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well those of us who roll it a serial killer? No,
not at all. That is how many I read texts
or WhatsApps? Do you have on your phone? Thousands?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
What does that mean about me?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, I'm just saying that I feel like we can
group all of these people. Do you smear sunscreen on
or do you like daintily put equidistant dots on your skin?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Face on my body.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Because I have a very delicate process for applying my
face for your body.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Body is a shme yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're laddie
yourself up. Do you mix your meal together and then
eat it?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Mix mix, big mixer, I and again, I hate to
be thrown around cereal killers so much, but I feel
like people who don't allow the different food groups to
touch right off.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah right, that's that's very odd to me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
See, isn't that fascinating?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've known four things there, and in each of them
there isn't there's there's like a clean, simple way to
do it, there's like a careful way to do it,
and then there's a non careful way to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And each of them you were on the erratic side.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And what does that say about.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know, but there are two groups and each
of them isn't there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Maybe this was a good study, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
As soon as I started thinking about it, I was like, like,
I think they're onto something, but I think that they
fell short in just leaving it on the buttering of
the bread. Because if you think of everything in life,
you can think of a careful, meticulous, measured approach, and
you can of an erratic approach.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do you and you are the erratic approacher?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How do you brush your teeth?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You brush the tooth, not the teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh so meticulous. So I brushed so hard.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You've seen me brush, right, I brushed so hard that
the dentist said to me recently is that you you're
in danger of brushing your gums away. What do you mean,
you're just brushing them away?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my god him. More of the boys on the
Full Show podcast, all on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh, wherever get your podcast
It's Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
NIMMI.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
So there's a BS article today from you know, some
think tank or whatever the hell these people do. I
don't actually know what they do, to be honest, because
the whole study was based on how people butter or
spread their toast.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And why do we care about that?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We don't, so the point, but they're trying to say
that people that spread the butter lightly like glide the.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Knife over the toast. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Right, those people breeze through their life. They're quite calm,
they're quite centered, right, and then the extrapolation is on
the other side, people that kind of like need to
get right in there and they're quite meticulous and fastidious
with their toast buttering. Their life's quite chaotic. They're always
scrapping for control.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What a genius observation.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Well, if someone who's more gentle with bread is more
gentle in life in general, that is outrageous.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
How much money drink can they make?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Like do they get like what's it called when you
receive money to study a grant? People are getting grants,
and these people getting grants, I think, So do you
think the person who has given the ground and I'll
give you ten thousand bucks to do some study and
obviously go back to the Grandee, the person that the money,
(01:15):
and they go, you're iffing.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, yeah, I thought you were going to figure out
how to cure blindness.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And you've just figured out the people who glide over
toast are probably a little bit more easy going in
their lives.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
God, that would make me angry.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, So, first of all, I didn't mean to get
into this, but when you apply for a grant, you
have to show them what you're researching first.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, I just go idiot. Grandee was like, Y'll
give you ten grand for that if.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You can figure out why people who delicately improve bread
butter approved it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Morons in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well yeah, it is absolutely or just people with a
lot of money.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Sure, So on this theory though, because I mean I
know it's bs and everything like that.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Let's get into it holds through your bread because I
go so hard, then I'll often I'll make an incision.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, an incision. Yeah, you'll puncture that. You'll puncture the bread.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Not deliberately, but I'll just be trying to spread so
hard that generally speaking, I wear it down.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, I think that says a lot about.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You, and then I get veggiemark on my cutting board.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Can we go through this a little bit further than
because I've got a couple more for you that I reckon.
I'll if my theory is correct on this, I've got
a few other places where I think I know how
you'll behave. Oh you're going to try and I think, so, okay, yeah,
I'm going to ten thousand dollars grant for this. But
do you scrunch and stuff your sleeping bag into the
sleeping bag?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Of course? Not a serial killer?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well those of us who roll it a serial killer? No,
not at all. That is how many I read texts
or WhatsApps? Do you have on your phone? Thousands?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
What does that mean about me?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, I'm just saying that I feel like we can
group all of these people. Do you smear sunscreen on
or do you like daintily put equidistant dots on your skin?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Face on my body.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Because I have a very delicate process for applying my
face for your body.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Body is a shme yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're laddie
yourself up. Do you mix your meal together and then
eat it?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Mix mix, big mixer, I and again, I hate to
be thrown around cereal killers so much, but I feel
like people who don't allow the different food groups to
touch right off.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah right, that's that's very odd to me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
See, isn't that fascinating?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've known four things there, and in each of them
there isn't there's there's like a clean, simple way to
do it, there's like a careful way to do it,
and then there's a non careful way to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And each of them you were on the erratic side.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And what does that say about.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know, but there are two groups and each
of them isn't there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Maybe this was a good study, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
As soon as I started thinking about it, I was like, like,
I think they're onto something, but I think that they
fell short in just leaving it on the buttering of
the bread. Because if you think of everything in life,
you can think of a careful, meticulous, measured approach, and
you can of an erratic approach.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do you and you are the erratic approacher?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How do you brush your teeth?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You brush the tooth, not the teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh so meticulous. So I brushed so hard.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You've seen me brush, right, I brushed so hard that
the dentist said to me recently is that you you're
in danger of brushing your gums away. What do you mean,
you're just brushing them away?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my god him. More of the boys on the
Full Show podcast, all on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh, wherever get your podcast
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