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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Butt.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Anyone who sinks five is it green or Red app?
Take on life. It's developed our abilities for five years,
and I think this is the moment he goes. You
guys can do it without me. You're coming up with
green or Red app training wheels are off. Got You've
done it. You've made it. That's radio sense right there.
(00:39):
Buddy made it. Maybe no more stops, boys, no more
work for you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And they've actually put a comment in the chat which
I love this, and they've typed to us secretly.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Feel free to fire through these quickly.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Boys.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We'll talk about the girls. Feel free to rip through
your boys. In other words, get this off the air.
That's fair enough. We're going to tap.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's a polarizing topic, guys, it's relatable, and it's Freedom Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So two hands for both of you. Louise. I'm one
and six five, Louise. Hi, guys, Hi green or red Apple? Aluise?
Where you at?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I am a green apple person, but my whole family
are a green Apple person. We do not we do
not buy the red Apple.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You're keeping them afloat.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Are you specific between the Golden Delicious or the Grannie
Smith or do.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You take them all?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Grannie Smith, you're.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
A Grannie Smith fans.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Are you running like borderline a communist control state there
where you're just lying to the poletariat about what's on
the other side of the border.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I feel like if your.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Children saw a red apple, you'd just brainwash them and thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It was no my daughter, my daughter refuses. It's actually
she started it. She refuses to eat a red apple.
She would only eat the Grannie Smith, and she's converted
the whole family because you like a sour gummy.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You're out of.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I think you're calling from a bunker who. I think
you've had no communication with the outside world for the
last ten years.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I think you're out of I'm very worried about your
daughter always, I'm about all the kids. Yeah, I agree,
Let's go to Carloways. Let's go to Kylie, Kylie. Someone
needs to send a care package of red apples to
that family.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Is that well, or just get in touch with them
in general, which I think will be I think they've
gone underground.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Kyl hear, Kylie. Great to hear, Great to have you
on the show.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Eighteen year Olds with me and we are all one
green apples.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So why so, Kylie, can you give me one piece
of evidence as to why the green is better than
the red?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
They are fresh, they are crispy, they are crunchy, more
sour than and the red one's are flowery and soft
and emotion ge Kylie.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Kylie was your mum Grannie Smith?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yes, she was, as in Grandma Smith, well a woman
it was named after. Conceivable speaking Descendlie Smith, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's a pleasure to meet Smith.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The only way, it's the only way that I that
I I can see.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That these people are like these apple I don't know
what's going one's going to Casey here, Casey favorite apple?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Green apple?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Green apple.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Just when's the last time you had a red one? Casey, No,
you can't eat them. When's the last time you had It.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Would be many, many years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What about a jazz apple? Like if I gave you
a jazz apple?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
As no, Grannie Smith. But there's a trick. You have
to put salt on them.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh oh god, that's the same as anything that tastes awful.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hang on salt on the what so what you so
you salt, you salt bay your apple before you eat it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, the outside of it. You put salt on the skin,
and then.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You buy it, you cut it, you cut it, and
then you put salt straight.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I just don't think we can talk about seasoning the apple.
I think it's just got to be raw dog Have you.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Eat it normally, that's fine, but yeah, you need to
try it with salt.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Cinnamon about it anyway, little and seasoning it, but.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Apple with cinnamon before.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, of course, that's a pretty standard flavor combination.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Changed my life. Let's go to Kelly here.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And the one thing I would say is that Granny
Smiths are great for cooking.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Okay, but that's not cooking. That's not the question we're
asking that. We're talking about raw dogging apples. We're talking
about raw dogging apples. And if you raw dogging apple,
it's going to Kelly here, Kelly guys green or red
raw dog degree.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Green all the way, green all the way.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
And I give my kids the red apples because they're cheaper,
but I get the good ones. But when I was younger,
my mom gave me the red flowery try ones. They're
not so definitely a green but give my family.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I am also sure. I don't believe that. Is there
something wrong with us?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The producers have waited these people for the sake of controversy.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Was a lot of debate for them to be green
Apple callers. You have don't shat?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Did you just put green Apple calls across be honest,
genuinely not one red Apple caller?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So strange, extraordinary. There's something wrong with this, will no,
there something wrong with me? Shut up.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
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Speaker 3 (05:37):
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Speaker 1 (05:38):
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