⚡️MINI: Bloke Used Vibrating Anal Beads To Cheat In Chess, So We Test If It's Possible 🔬

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Will and Woody.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Strange for me to say this, but this is not
the first time that Woody has been connected to a
birth simulator, if you remember last time. So sure he
saw it in our socials.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
But listen, that's just like champagne.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Can I just say before we get into this, Woods,
A lot of people, you know, after we do something
like this, go, oh, you know, why is it Will
up there?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why is that it's your idea?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Never this one time it is I'm going to throw
outside the poo pants to corroborate this, because this is outrage.
He suggested strapping the electrodes to his ass and getting
shocked on air, didn't he poop pants? This was in
your email this morning, h today, Yes, but previously the one,
the one off.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
This is not only because I'm love it. You love it,
you love it.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
He say that on radio. Now, there is a reason
why I'm doing it. Because there's this chess prodigy, Arnes Niemen.
So last year he was accused of cheating in chess
because effectively he now.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well you've got us.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I'm trying to explain the story. He's just at my
bottom there.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Australia. Now, what is what's happened. What's happened is he's
been accused of he's been accused of cheating. A well,
put it down, stop it doesn't think get through the story.
He's been accused of cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
They say that he put beads up his bottom, and
his coach had a remote control and was sending him
signals by vibrating the beads before he made moves, et cetera.
That's the claim, et cetera. He's denied that. Anyway, MY
big question was, how the hell did this guy sit
there playing chess and keep an act like he wasn't

(01:51):
getting his beads vibrated off his bum, Like surely everyone
would know you're getting vibrated because you'd react, so to
prove that, And unfortunately, I.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Think we've already proved it because you keep sapping me
and I can't concentrate.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I want to see if I can have a conversation
with Mona, who's called the show.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm thirteen one oh sixty five. Hello Mona. Hi, guys outstanding, Thank.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You so much getting involved in this, Mona.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Just to make this a bit relatable for everyone, just
so they can, you know, conceptualize what's going on here,
what you have strapped and you've you've self administered the electrodes.
Here is a TENS machine, yes, which is an electro
zapping machine that women use during pregnancy, but rather than
strapping it to.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Your lower back.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, and you just got me to check this so
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
You've got one electrode on each ass cheek. Yeah, Now
you have a choice here. You could have put it
anywhere on the cheeks. No one would have cared. You've
gone pretty deep. Well no, because really deep inside the
Marianna's trench.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
But I'm just because the chess guy had it up
the bottom.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
So I'm trying to be as relatable and realistic to
that as possible.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Son A lot bit strange. The way this is gonna work.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Mona, is I'm just going to have a conversation with you,
and we're gonna we're gonna test to see if I
can just hold the conversation and and and you won't
realize that I'm being zapped on the cheeks.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
So if you if you think I'm being zapped, let
me know. So does she say what?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Does she got a safe word or something that she
can say, and then that'll get you out of it.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Just just say you're getting zapped, Mona. If you think
I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Zapped, okay, sap, I'll say sap.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, perfect, perfect, here we go. Okay, So, Mona, what
do you what do you do for work?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I work in a hospital over not yep.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What's the what's the wildest thing you've seen as a nurse?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
What have I seen?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
A needle in the eye?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
That was Did you put the needle in the eye?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I definitely did not put that needle in someone?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
So someone just came in with a needle? Oh after
a while ago?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
So I held it. Actually pretty well, great job. Brennan
wants to have a crack good job. Brennan wants to
have a.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Crack Well done, Mona, well done, Brennan. You know the rules, mate,
We're just going to have a conversation. You tell me
when you think im getting sapped.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, let's get to it.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
So the producers have told me that you have had
a bad day at work.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh mate, there was an absolute rubbish day and anything
that you could imagine that went wrong, it went wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What's the worst thing that happened.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Probably packing all the tools up before the boss said
that it was time to go and he made us
get everything back out and go around the edges of
all our jobs. And Yeah, I think you're getting this
up day.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, I think you're getting him. Laura's Boys
on the Full Show podcast, all on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh, wherever you get your podcast.