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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Herd podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I hard what did you make
your kid believe? We're talking about it because your dad
made your daughter believe that he is Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Just walks a little bit taller at home.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I just see an opportunity, you know, all right, his
kids don't buy his don't buy his bs anymore. It's
great new and unsuspecting and very will and willing participant.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Did you ever believe he was Spider Man? Did he
pull that one?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
No, no, no, no never never never tried that with us.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, well it's working for him now with your daughter, Max.
Let's go to Mandy here on thirteen one o six'. Five,
mandy this is something you made your niece.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Believe, yeah my little niece THOUGHT i was magic BECAUSE
i would tell her that you had to blow really
really hard to open the garage, door and if she
did it, Right i'd rest the remote in my.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Brilliant it's just you get double, points don't you for
when you preoccupy them for a.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
While that's that's the real. Key she. Believe it's a great.
Moment is that actually took next to the pool on the.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Weekend so she's three years old and there was they
had you got the water features going on public?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Pool, ye, yeah, great it's. Great it's a great.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Bit but if you monitor them, closely like any shrewd adult, might,
do you notice that when one section turns, off the
other section turns, on you basically preempted when the water comes.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Out, yeah, no she clocked, it, mate well, Done.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Thank you very, Much thank you very. Much first THING i.
Do So max came out to me one. Stage she's,
Like daddy's when when's the water kind of come out of?
It you know this this tap over?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Here AND i was, Like i'll turn it on in a.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Second she's, like, oh, brilliant bang.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Of, magic.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Brotherpool you might not Be Spider Man woods When I'm aquamma.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Runs in the family.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Deal with.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It all power operated to was as well man, thing
every power every power operator.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Door i'm, like watch, this. Darling i've never done. That
to do it is so, easy that's. Genius, Yeah hailey
thirty one six. Five this is something your mum actually
made you.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Believe, Yes so she made my brother AND i believe
that she invented the breaststroke.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Did she give did she give like a backstory to
it or? Anything?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Hailey, Yes, so like we knew that she was like
a bit of a, swimmer like back in high school and,
stuff and then just one day she was, like, yeah
LIKE i was really. GOOD i actually invented the. Breaststroke
and like we freaked. Out we're, like, What, no you
Didn't and this is in the days where we didn't
know that you could Change wikipedia.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Pages really did the?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Work did the work?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Good really?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Funny that's really?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Good did you ever LIKE i mean the obvious follow up,
question they're, like why did you name it?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
That? YEAH i didn't really want to ask my mom, that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
BUT i mean we've all wondered, it haven't.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We my grandma actually told, me AND i believe this
UNTIL i saw the, movie AND i didn't know who
she was and that we were related To.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Poconts oh, ye you've told me this. One yeah that's.
Good and you you bought, that didn't you? Know why
WOULD i? Not, well, well, NO i, know BUT i
didn't know who she. WAS i saw the.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
MOVIE i started asking a few, questions.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
But grandma would just lie through her. Teeth that's.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Great my grandma picked she just she would just sit
there and be, like, right what CAN i get past you? Today?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah and it's. Fun it, Was, yeah line's, fun.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Guys, yeah let's go To patrick here on thirty one six.',
five patrick this is something that your dad made your.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Brother, believe yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
It's a little bit of a different one. For you
so essentially went more kids who are just having dinner
and At not and when we got to, The dessert
dad thought it would be a fun prank at. The
time so we're having chocolate Moose and dad thinking it'd
be funny, before dinner he walked up to my brother

(04:23):
and made it look as though he was grabbing some
hoop out of his hands and just shoved it straight
into my brother's mouth and. Went everywhere and to, this
day my brother can't eat chocolate moose and it was his.
Favorite dessert so it's.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Not funny it's just. Too much, your brother.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Your dad your dad walks up to, your brother puts
his hands down, his pants and then pulls out a handful,
of moose pretending it's his own, feces yes and shoves
it in his. Son's.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Mouth, yeah wow traumatize that man's.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Favorite, dessert traumatize traumatize, that man