⚡️ MINI - Dumb Things Men Do To Prepare For A Baby! 😂

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free. I had Laura Henshaw Wilburgh from
Kick was in this studio yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
She looked great by the way.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Look she's got that pregnancy glow going on. She's about
thirty three weeks pregnant. But what I personally loved about
her appearance on the show yesterday was when she stitched
up her partner Dalton by revealing what Dolts is doing
to prepare for the baby, which which I truly think

(00:43):
is it's one of the dumber things I've ever heard.
We haven't had children, he said, Laura, I'm going to
take eight pm until two am, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Going to go to sleep the whole time.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why just in case the baby needs me.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Preparing late. Wow. I was listening to babies crying in preparation.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, I bought a baby boot camp. Don't do that. Yeah,
I was also dumb. I think I think dults is
worse than mine. Though.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
The idea of in preparation for the sleep deprivation that
will come from having a baby, to deprive yourself of
sleep to get ready for that is outrageous.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. It don't make any
sense at all.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
But again, I'm a glasshouse throwing stones because I did
for my first child. For Remy, in the weeks leading
up to her birth, I was I was a bit
what I get. I get over stimulated by noise. So
I was like, oh God, they're going to struggle with
the crying thing. I just don't know what that's going
to do to me. So I seriously I sat in
a in a room and I just got like a

(01:48):
YouTube video of babies crying, and I just I just.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Sit in it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And like to build up some sort of like resilience
to babies crying. And in my and I'd go insane,
like I'd sit there being like oh like ages, Like.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'd sit there for an hour just in it. It's
really intense. It's so in my mind the kids to
go old argue. Yeah, I started to enjoy it after
a while, which is really strange.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
But in my head it was just like, then, I'm
just going to be great when the baby's crying. I'm
not going to have like an emotional reaction to it.
I'll be at one with the cry.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Were you doing it in leather or like what the
hell was it? We don't need to go into what
I was dressed as. What else did your baby boot
camp involve?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So the only other thing so there was the crying,
There was listening to crying, and the only other thing
I did, which was pretty dumb. And by the way,
thirteen one oh sixty five is our number because I
do think there'll be other examples of the dumb things
that men did to prepare for the baby coming. I
think generally speaking, women are doing smart things in preparation
for baby.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Men.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
The things that we do which we think are going
to get us ready for a baby, I think generally
off the mark. So thirteen one oh six five I
would love to hear more of them. The other thing
that I did before Remy came is I went to
so to be honest, the house we were in when
before Remy was born, there were just it just wasn't
very child friendly. Yeah, so I spent it was at
least a full day, and I was just putting sticky

(03:14):
tape with foam on little edges of everything. Anyway, So
I spent twelve hours putting foam on every single edge
in the house. And then I forget who it was
who informed. They were like, you know, the baby just
doesn't move. For six bucks, you don't, you don't need
the baby proof your home now.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was like, yeah, it's perfect, would just leave them on.
I was very worried that I wouldn't be able to
run with the PRAM. So you went running with the
PRAM in reading it, what with bricks in there? Nothing?
Nothing in it