⚡️MINI: Joel's Hypothetical - 2 Drink Max OR Keep Drinking & Wet Yourself?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well and Woody podcast many.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It was a hypothetical. It's a hypothetical, all right, Well,
well as we'll get Joel to explain it again.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jolie is still there, mate, ye are Jarlie John? Everyone,
what's the hypothetical for today?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
My hypothetical is, right, is if you would you still
have a few drinks, you know, responsibly as you guys
said it, with dinner, if every third there was a
ten percent chance that you'd wet your pants.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, it's a it's a bloody interesting This is based
on the fake that Joel, we think that Liam Neeson
wets himself probably one in ten times he goes drinking.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
One in ten is generous because.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
There's a lot of photos, a lot of photos online
of Liam, a lot of photos.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
One like that, only when there's a camera present. Yeah,
we're we trying to hide when he wets himself, were
getting photos.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You'd think so the poor bloke, he might just be
genuinely incontinent.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Seventies if he knows you got to wear an adult
diaper there, right, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
What I think, that's part of I think that's part
of the hypothetical. And in consideration the old adult diaper
Kate's called that when a sixty five? Kate, what do
you reckon?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Absolutely not because you.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Wouldn't drink it all? You're just like done with drinking
or would just stop it?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Two? Well, you know, is it guaranteed to be the third?
Is it one of three? Like? No, I don't want
to keep track.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's guaranteed on the third one you're a ten percent
chance of wearing your pants.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
No, then I just drink to drinks and move on
with my life.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, Kate, that's what we were saying in the Soul actually,
because you know a lot of people can can after
two standard drinks still drive a car and be under
point oh five. Right, So it's almost like a nice
little alarm that goes off for you.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know, if.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You pissed yourself, if you can't drive.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Society So he might actually be a better place if
we all ourselves after Let's go to Cali.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Here, Cali, what are your thought? It would be bloody?
Should I have a third?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is it worth a change of trousers?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Easy for police officers when they go to breath of
summer pants?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
More than three?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't even breath, Carl sniff, Carli, would you would
you still have a few drinks. If after every third
drink there was a ten percent chance you wet your pants,
I definitely would.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Because it's only ten percent, Chancellor, it's not going to
be a big p and we can always go to
the bathroom and take an Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Didn't think about that. I didn't cal you've yourself, But
it's gone through to you.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's gone through to your pants, it's gone through to
your skirt. It's not a simple nicker change, it's a
full kit change.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
But in a skirt.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Are you single?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Are you No?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I'm not so.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I think this is a big factor as well, because
I think if you're a single person, you're going on dates,
et cetera. You've got a public image to uphold if
you know, continue going to continue to fish in the sea,
so to speak. Woods I think for single people is
a different equation, I really do. I think if I
hear that, I'd be saying absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Let's say, I Kasha single, Kasha, are you single?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
If there was an eighty percent chance that I would
wean myself every three drinks, I'd still do it. That
you have to commit to the cause, and it's something
called a diapon or a couple of pads. There's so
many ways that you can get around that situation.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Guys. It's easy.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Pop a diaper on, you've got shorts, you sub gene
girl when I was a bit tricky. But we've got
something called a little spank or fatsuit. You know, sucks
it right in. Just put on a diplod. You're fine.
You know, you squeeze in and you just you go out.
That's fine. Let it lose.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
What about pool party on pool parties? Actually said crazy way.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I just didn't expect that pool party pool party question.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You go on, Joe, what's that?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Mate? This is the reason I asked those questions because
they will give responses like that, and I'm just I'm
sitting here gone. Absolutely, that's the best response I could
have asked for.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
God, Nick, guys, Kasha, can I ask Kasha? You opened
up what you were saying with what you said, you've
got to commit to the cause. What cause are you
committing to?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
There?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Well, it see Australian cause, isn't it? Guys? It's going
out with friends and actually, you know what, maybe even
not wearing a diet for embarrassing yourself as a big
part of our you know, our good night out, I think.
And you got to tell the kids about something one day,
and that's a good story to tell that you're pissed
on everyone at a party one night.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
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