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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
You did one of the dumbest things I reckon you've
ever done recently.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Thank you, I do.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I do appreciate that because sometimes it is hard to
keep topping myself.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do you know what I mean? Because like you think,
I've done the dumbest thing possible.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh you know, sometimes I managed to add myself and
I'm glad I've done it recently.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This was very, very dumb.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But basically what you did is you had this wild
theory that if you got someone's name tattooed on your body,
then that would give that person good luck. Yes, Selena,
Selena is still on my body, selenato in your body.
The dumbest thing you ever did, though, was not actually
checking out her name was spelled. This is true, So
you spelled it the standard way, well how people thought
(00:55):
it would get spelled. Didn't check it was spelled s
A l I n A rather than s E l
E n A. You still have Selena tattooed on your
foot the way.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That Gomez spells it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, well she's not go met. She's a woman from
Sydney who was looking for both a home loan and
a job, two things. Yes, we found out that she
got the home loan, but she did not get the job.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, did you get the job?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Not yet. I haven't heard anything from them. It's been
like two weeks, so I'm still waiting. Even if I
don't get it, they should be like telling me that
I haven't got it. But I haven't received anything yet.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So the only conclusion we could draw from that is, well,
I think you got the name wrong. Yes, she was
never going to get the job. The whole experiment was
just null and void.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
As soon as I spelt the name wrong, it was
the bit finished, and it was it was an egg
on my face because I did get a permanent tattoo
on my body.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Let's try and prove something.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So you admit that the bit's null and void.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, I mean not necessarily when you give me that
look will because at the end of the day, my
intention was to give it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Selena got the name.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You got the name right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Look, I think in my world though, the name that
I was putting on me was that woman Selena. So
if you if you coming on here right now and
telling me that Selena's life has got a whole lot better,
and then she's got the job. Then then I'm claiming
that I I am going to claim that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, well, I'm not telling you that.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What are you doing? It's just a recap noll and
void and it was a great experiment.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And well then less and then unless and less, why
have you brought it up?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Brought up information? I just wanted to bring it up
casually information.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I just I just wanted to make the statement, you're
an idiot and this.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And the segment was null and void. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Good bit unless Selena off to the traffic, Selena Gomez
might have some good luck soon, and then I'm going
to claim claim it if you want. Jesus, I'm claiming
anyone's I know, I know you're trying.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You've got on you and you look very silly. But
Selena's called in and she's got some news for you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Selena. Are you there?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm very excited. Selena.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I have your name sure misspelled, but it's on my body,
which I still believe will give you good luck and
you've got signed to share.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, you did give good luck to me. So they
called me before to say that I was on an
eligibility list, so I was like okay, and a week
later they called me again and say that I've got
the job, so I'm starting from next week. I did
get the job.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Kills me, kills me, power kill Helena. Do you admit
I mean, it's just it feels too much.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So maybe because because like I I once they said
that I'm in eligibility, I just like got my hope
down and I'm like, okay, I didn't get it. And
then they just called me out of the blue and
said that you got it. So I was like, that
was that. That was a pure luck. And maybe it's
because of you partly, but I'm really thankful to you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You're welcome send me a gift or an offering. How
to be well received?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Selena. I'm reading here that the job is at an
e lecture at a university. What do you lecturing in nursing?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh wow, and it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Quite a seems like a practical reasonable person.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
As a nurse. Do you know much about tattoo removal, Selena?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I think they do it now, isn't it. Maybe that's
a gift to you so that I can get more
good luck in the future.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A good luck keep you on for a small fee.
I will keep you on my body. Selena.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Bye, Selena, thank you so thanks so much.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You're welcome, Selena, You're welcome. Wow, it feels like you
got to go again, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, not necessarily, it feels like that. Now there's money
attached to it. So if you want some good luck,
at least a thousand, I'll take office of a thousand.
I'll get your name toted to my body for a
thousand dollars
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard Aro.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You did one of the dumbest things I reckon you've
ever done recently.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Thank you, I do.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I do appreciate that because sometimes it is hard to
keep topping myself.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do you know what I mean? Because like you think,
I've done the dumbest thing possible.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh you know, sometimes I managed to add myself and
I'm glad I've done it recently.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This was very, very dumb.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But basically what you did is you had this wild
theory that if you got someone's name tattooed on your body,
then that would give that person good luck. Yes, Selena,
Selena is still on my body, selenato in your body.
The dumbest thing you ever did, though, was not actually
checking out her name was spelled. This is true, So
you spelled it the standard way, well how people thought
(00:55):
it would get spelled. Didn't check it was spelled s
A l I n A rather than s E l
E n A. You still have Selena tattooed on your
foot the way.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That Gomez spells it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, well she's not go met. She's a woman from
Sydney who was looking for both a home loan and
a job, two things. Yes, we found out that she
got the home loan, but she did not get the job.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, did you get the job?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Not yet. I haven't heard anything from them. It's been
like two weeks, so I'm still waiting. Even if I
don't get it, they should be like telling me that
I haven't got it. But I haven't received anything yet.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So the only conclusion we could draw from that is, well,
I think you got the name wrong. Yes, she was
never going to get the job. The whole experiment was
just null and void.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
As soon as I spelt the name wrong, it was
the bit finished, and it was it was an egg
on my face because I did get a permanent tattoo
on my body.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Let's try and prove something.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So you admit that the bit's null and void.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, I mean not necessarily when you give me that
look will because at the end of the day, my
intention was to give it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Selena got the name.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You got the name right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Look, I think in my world though, the name that
I was putting on me was that woman Selena. So
if you if you coming on here right now and
telling me that Selena's life has got a whole lot better,
and then she's got the job. Then then I'm claiming
that I I am going to claim that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, well, I'm not telling you that.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What are you doing? It's just a recap noll and
void and it was a great experiment.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And well then less and then unless and less, why
have you brought it up?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Brought up information? I just wanted to bring it up
casually information.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I just I just wanted to make the statement, you're
an idiot and this.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And the segment was null and void. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Good bit unless Selena off to the traffic, Selena Gomez
might have some good luck soon, and then I'm going
to claim claim it if you want. Jesus, I'm claiming
anyone's I know, I know you're trying.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You've got on you and you look very silly. But
Selena's called in and she's got some news for you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Selena. Are you there?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm very excited. Selena.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I have your name sure misspelled, but it's on my body,
which I still believe will give you good luck and
you've got signed to share.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, you did give good luck to me. So they
called me before to say that I was on an
eligibility list, so I was like okay, and a week
later they called me again and say that I've got
the job, so I'm starting from next week. I did
get the job.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Kills me, kills me, power kill Helena. Do you admit
I mean, it's just it feels too much.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So maybe because because like I I once they said
that I'm in eligibility, I just like got my hope
down and I'm like, okay, I didn't get it. And
then they just called me out of the blue and
said that you got it. So I was like, that
was that. That was a pure luck. And maybe it's
because of you partly, but I'm really thankful to you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You're welcome send me a gift or an offering. How
to be well received?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Selena. I'm reading here that the job is at an
e lecture at a university. What do you lecturing in nursing?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh wow, and it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Quite a seems like a practical reasonable person.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
As a nurse. Do you know much about tattoo removal, Selena?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I think they do it now, isn't it. Maybe that's
a gift to you so that I can get more
good luck in the future.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A good luck keep you on for a small fee.
I will keep you on my body. Selena.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Bye, Selena, thank you so thanks so much.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You're welcome, Selena, You're welcome. Wow, it feels like you
got to go again, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, not necessarily, it feels like that. Now there's money
attached to it. So if you want some good luck,
at least a thousand, I'll take office of a thousand.
I'll get your name toted to my body for a
thousand dollars
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