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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
A Will and Woody strained radio first here, brought to
you by BP THEAVO having.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
A funeral for a rat.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Will.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, that's what we're doing, so welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Look. I think it's going to be a beautiful ceremony
and I'm asking you, guys thirteen one oh six y
five to come and join us on the air if
you'd like to say a couple of words about the rat.
If you have just joined, Oh that's beautiful. That's what
I'm talking about. Will, This is the kind of music
I want to do to organize.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This is the tone. You didn't like the Beatles, No,
I didn't like the beat.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think it's the best one beat anyway, If you
have just joined us, and this is an incredibly random
I had a rat in my house.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It died. I've brought into the studio. He is here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're not going to take him out of the bag again,
because he has developed a bit of a pong, but.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I think it's nice that he's here.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We're going to say a couple of words and then
I think we need to make some sort of decision
as to what we do with him.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Cremate him. Cremation would be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Cremation yep, might be able to eat him.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't know about that anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So I mean, should we speak to I might speak
to joe Aanne first, actually, because so Joeanne, you're a
funeral arranger and conductor. Joanne, do you have any tips
and thoughts as to how I should be running this
ceremony for the little guy?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Well, firstly, I just wanted to say, has is he
dressed and his final going away out there? Ne?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Have you addressed in woods?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So, Joanne? He lived most of his life nude? Okay,
and he is currently nude?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
All right? Did you want have a little lock of
hair or a fingerprint him by.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Grab a whisker? He's only got two.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I could take his tail, Oh that is that I could.
I could take the tail, Joanne.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Take the tail?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Any other any any other advice Joeanne as to how
we can transition this this little guy to the next
phase of life.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So maybe we can put him into a little small box, okay,
and then we can put some of his favorite items
in there with him.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, that's lovely geez a ball. I don't know. I
think he likes to chase balls. Okay, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because right now, Joeanne Wood, he has just triple bagged him.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He's in three bags.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Seems a little bit in humane.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So just a cardboard box.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
The cardboard box is fine.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, shoebox, maybe shoebox.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But we'll take his tail.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's amazing advice, Joanne, Thank you so much. We'll definitely
do all of that. I think now though, let's let's
exchange some words, so I'll just kick things off here.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the
life of of rat. Never actually named him, so we
just got just kinda claim, right. So many memories, so
many memories will got a nerve you. At the time
(03:16):
that I met your mate, there I was sleeping soundly.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Two am.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
My cat Lenny brought you in, and ever since.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That moment, I've just loved you in my life.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know, there I was nude, my pregnant wife, maybe
get out of bed, chase you around the house, noted
two am in the morning.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I loved that. I just loved it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And then you lived in my front room for two
beautiful hours, and then you accord into my TV unit
and you died and you stank out my whole house.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It's just it's really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Go on, you get on, you ready, it's got to
Shane here, Shane, you want to say some nice words
about the rat.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
There we go, man, Yes, today obviously.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Change.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Oh yeah, I look, it's it's an honorable way to
go out, being locked in the TV un You know,
he could have been he could have been you know,
he could have died down the sewers. It's a nice
place to go, so warm in your.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
House, very warm, beautifully. Well, let the hater on, very warm.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You had to hear her on from that's prittant not
knowing to be happier now lest you feel a little
bit better. But yeah, I just wanted to say, you
know before it's actually gonna ruined my day. Honestly, I'm
sorry for words here.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
There is actually Corner's inquest at the moment, which probably
don't have ruined the funeral into just who thanks into
who put him into the TV unit and push it
up against the wall so he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Leave he got in there himself and going he got
in there himself, just ongoing.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No murder here.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, the police have ruled out all suspicious.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Don't bring up the investigation.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm just saying it's own going. God, the people that
are interested there is an inquest, don't you worry had
the same he got in there, How could he not
get out? Why could he not get out?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Of physics?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's got the Sam here, Hey, how are you okay?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I appreciate those words, Sam, I appreciate that you'd like
to say something about little rat. Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, you know, we didn't know him long, but you
know his alma would live on forever. I'm sure. And
he's just saying he didn't have a name. But maybe
you could.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Follow Michael Jackson's drive and go with Ben. That was
his best friend.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I think was a rap.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
His best friend was a rat.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, he wrote a song about it.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Ben.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, that's really nice, no idea.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Michael Jackson? Yeah, So are you saying that Michael Jackson's
rat was called Ben?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
No, he had a rap called Ben and the song
then the.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Rap that's really beautiful. Okay, did you have a name?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
For Wood's rated in Sam No, fair.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Enough, fair enough, all right, well thanks so much, Sam,
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, Well that's we could call you a rat, Michael.
Why Michael, Michael Jackson a rat? Yeah that works, see you, Michael.
That love us no more, another side, Michael. Final, goodbye
to Mike.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
If you can all, if you could all put a
Cuba of cheese out tonight for Mike Lovely, I'd really
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's really nice. Nice, Yeah, just a little just a
little little Cuba cheese. See you guys at the wake.
Oh yeah, that's always a good time.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Rather to me obviously,
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
A Will and Woody strained radio first here, brought to
you by BP THEAVO having.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
A funeral for a rat.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Will.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, that's what we're doing, so welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Look. I think it's going to be a beautiful ceremony
and I'm asking you, guys thirteen one oh six y
five to come and join us on the air if
you'd like to say a couple of words about the rat.
If you have just joined, Oh that's beautiful. That's what
I'm talking about. Will, This is the kind of music
I want to do to organize.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This is the tone. You didn't like the Beatles, No,
I didn't like the beat.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think it's the best one beat anyway, If you
have just joined us, and this is an incredibly random
I had a rat in my house.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It died. I've brought into the studio. He is here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're not going to take him out of the bag again,
because he has developed a bit of a pong, but.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I think it's nice that he's here.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We're going to say a couple of words and then
I think we need to make some sort of decision
as to what we do with him.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Cremate him. Cremation would be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Cremation yep, might be able to eat him.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't know about that anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So I mean, should we speak to I might speak
to joe Aanne first, actually, because so Joeanne, you're a
funeral arranger and conductor. Joanne, do you have any tips
and thoughts as to how I should be running this
ceremony for the little guy?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Well, firstly, I just wanted to say, has is he
dressed and his final going away out there? Ne?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Have you addressed in woods?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So, Joanne? He lived most of his life nude? Okay,
and he is currently nude?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
All right? Did you want have a little lock of
hair or a fingerprint him by.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Grab a whisker? He's only got two.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I could take his tail, Oh that is that I could.
I could take the tail, Joanne.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Take the tail?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Any other any any other advice Joeanne as to how
we can transition this this little guy to the next
phase of life.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So maybe we can put him into a little small box, okay,
and then we can put some of his favorite items
in there with him.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, that's lovely geez a ball. I don't know. I
think he likes to chase balls. Okay, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because right now, Joeanne Wood, he has just triple bagged him.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He's in three bags.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Seems a little bit in humane.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So just a cardboard box.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
The cardboard box is fine.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, shoebox, maybe shoebox.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But we'll take his tail.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's amazing advice, Joanne, Thank you so much. We'll definitely
do all of that. I think now though, let's let's
exchange some words, so I'll just kick things off here.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the
life of of rat. Never actually named him, so we
just got just kinda claim, right. So many memories, so
many memories will got a nerve you. At the time
(03:16):
that I met your mate, there I was sleeping soundly.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Two am.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
My cat Lenny brought you in, and ever since.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That moment, I've just loved you in my life.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know, there I was nude, my pregnant wife, maybe
get out of bed, chase you around the house, noted
two am in the morning.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I loved that. I just loved it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And then you lived in my front room for two
beautiful hours, and then you accord into my TV unit
and you died and you stank out my whole house.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It's just it's really beautiful.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Go on, you get on, you ready, it's got to
Shane here, Shane, you want to say some nice words
about the rat.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
There we go, man, Yes, today obviously.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Change.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Oh yeah, I look, it's it's an honorable way to
go out, being locked in the TV un You know,
he could have been he could have been you know,
he could have died down the sewers. It's a nice
place to go, so warm in your.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
House, very warm, beautifully. Well, let the hater on, very warm.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You had to hear her on from that's prittant not
knowing to be happier now lest you feel a little
bit better. But yeah, I just wanted to say, you
know before it's actually gonna ruined my day. Honestly, I'm
sorry for words here.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
There is actually Corner's inquest at the moment, which probably
don't have ruined the funeral into just who thanks into
who put him into the TV unit and push it
up against the wall so he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Leave he got in there himself and going he got
in there himself, just ongoing.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
No murder here.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, the police have ruled out all suspicious.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Don't bring up the investigation.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm just saying it's own going. God, the people that
are interested there is an inquest, don't you worry had
the same he got in there, How could he not
get out? Why could he not get out?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Of physics?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's got the Sam here, Hey, how are you okay?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I appreciate those words, Sam, I appreciate that you'd like
to say something about little rat. Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, you know, we didn't know him long, but you
know his alma would live on forever. I'm sure. And
he's just saying he didn't have a name. But maybe
you could.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Follow Michael Jackson's drive and go with Ben. That was
his best friend.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I think was a rap.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
His best friend was a rat.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, he wrote a song about it.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Ben.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, that's really nice, no idea.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Michael Jackson? Yeah, So are you saying that Michael Jackson's
rat was called Ben?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
No, he had a rap called Ben and the song
then the.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Rap that's really beautiful. Okay, did you have a name?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
For Wood's rated in Sam No, fair.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Enough, fair enough, all right, well thanks so much, Sam,
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, Well that's we could call you a rat, Michael.
Why Michael, Michael Jackson a rat? Yeah that works, see you, Michael.
That love us no more, another side, Michael. Final, goodbye
to Mike.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
If you can all, if you could all put a
Cuba of cheese out tonight for Mike Lovely, I'd really
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's really nice. Nice, Yeah, just a little just a
little little Cuba cheese. See you guys at the wake.
Oh yeah, that's always a good time.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Rather to me obviously,
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