⚡️MINI: We've just discovered Will's two-year-old daughter HATES Woody

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would throw.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Look, I I've long suspected that my two year old
daughter hates you.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Can we come yeah? Appropriate? Can we just unpack that
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
If you want to you want to go, No, not
that you want to bear your soul at four point
thirty in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
And I love it keeping a surface level, but I
just need a little bit of evidence as to why
you thought or what I did to make your daughter
not like me, because I've only ever been kind, sometimes
too intense.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'll give you that.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I come in hot, Yeah you do, and I think
I think, look, I just think that you would know that,
like toddlers are amazing and picking someone who's maybe trying.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
A bit hard. That does sound like they get the ick.
They really do.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's funny how that do you think? That's amazing? How
they can tell whether someone's trying to convince them to
like them versus when someone's actually you know what I mean,
my own order.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Does it to me sometimes, like if I'm like, let's play,
let's play, let's play, let's play a game, like she's like, Dad,
it breaks, man, I don't want to play right now,
and that it hurts and.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
She has to love you at the end of the day,
she's your daughter, and.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I just hang around her long enough for her to
eventually fall in love with me, your daughter, though she's
got a choice. This is a nut that I'm struggling
to crack.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, so we've suspected it for a while. Yesterday we
tried to get Max on the show to do something,
and it looked like she was going to but then
she heard you were here.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hi, Maxie, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I sure work? Yeah, I'm here with Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Hello Max, Max, Hi, Hi, Hi Max. It's the second
Max for me that really breaks my own heart.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Max and then her her audible as she hands the
phone over to her, almost like it's curdled milk and
she's got a sour taste in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And she was so excited when she was talking to
you as well, I can't believe you work with that guy.
Yeah I know.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, Yeah, that's that's exactly describes the sound that she made. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
So, look, it's it's been tough for you, I think.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, I mean, I'm just going on with my life
like it's I'm not. I don't need this. I don't
need the love of everyone I come into contact with.
What are you talking about I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
So look I thought last night I just clear it
all up. Great, I was like, great, I just need
to ask your point blank. She's talking in full sentences.
Now she's gonna understand.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I'm sure that you said, like, he's actually a
really nice guy.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well no, no, no, no, not an imposing a decision on
my daughters.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
An imposition that he's just getting to the facts, like
made he's actually a really nice guy.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I didn't try and change her judgment at all. I
just sat her down and I said, do you like Woody?
A hostage video and made her read a statement.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I really like, what.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No? Not now. The way you're going to okay, going, going,
okay is what are your friend?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Do you like Woody?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Queer loving?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I locked on him.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, he was laughing at you.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
He would laughing like you, Oh, that's why you don't
like him, because you're protecting me. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
But I'm in the indeed, not in the class. You're
in the classroom. Yeah, and I studio.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
The nice Okay, I go again, I don't like wood No,
Claire done.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Like, wow, I'm bringing sister.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
She implicated my sister and the CLI being Claire grab.
That's the whole makmahn thing. Mate, you're out?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
When was I laughing at you? Do not videos? Are
you showing her where I'm laughing at her?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
She just obviously heard the show and thinks listen to
the show. Yeah so she, but she obviously thinks that
you laughing with me? Is you laughing at me?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Sometimes I am laughing at of course, But I laugh
at you. That's just what adults do.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
And maybe my daughter doesn't like you, you know. Do
you ever think about that? Did you ever think about that?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, how does that make you feel? I don't play
that noise again. It's actually harmful, I ask her tonight. Sure, okay,
if you can handle it? Yeah, I think you can.
I imagine my daughter absolutely hates you tomorrow