⚡️ MINI - Woody gets THE call! Baby number 2 IS COMING!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free hard Woods. I had pick up
at daycare the other day, picking up my daughter Remy,
and as I was walking into the outdoor area to
go and find.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Remy, just one of the kids.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't know if this was an intentional barb, but
just just just like I wasn't wearing shoes and she
just pointed at my feet and just goes, why have
you got no shoes on?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And I was like, I'm just I just I.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Just didn't want to put shooes on today, and she
just goes, can you don't afford shoes?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I was like, oh wow, wack, that's kind of that.
That's hit. That's hit. I'm embarrassed that that's hit.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
But the two year old's hit me there and just
got me thinking, like if you like there is some
school guard insults that still hit. Oh yeah, And like
I've just written a couple down here, just like I
reckon if anyone if an adult said.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
This to to Ford, shoes is strong, yeah you can
you don't afford them?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And delivered it well, that was genuinely curious, like can
you don't afford shoes. I can bloody can afford it,
and I felt like defensive bout it. I was like
I wanted to prove it to them. I wanted to
take them to the shops and buy him a pair
of Clarks or something. Anyway, here's another one that it
would still if an adult said this, it would still
get me.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're not invited to my birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Party, just like if someone just straight up said to you,
you're not invited to my birthday party.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Or hit that that hits, that hits. That's a lot. Okay,
here's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, this is definitely there's a bit of immature,
but again, this would this would get me if this
came up at a dinner if someone said to me,
when you take a Wii, you pull your pants down
to the ankles and m hmm, that would that would
definitely that would definitely between that wou hurt me.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know about it as well, because you you know,
all of a sudden, well, there's also true to it.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I think the thing with all these insults, Sorry, I've
just got a text message to go and then I'm
gonna go. We'll play the drops drop. It's not desperate,
It's okay. I was going to do the drop desperately
like a machine. Hang on.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
So so MIM's got she's she's going in. She's what
the water's broken?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So she came, no, no, no, no, what has haven't broken?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
But like she'd been messaging me saying, like, belly's got
even lower, my boobs are leaking, which is obviously like,
but she thinks she might be going into labor, so
I'm probably gonna have to go Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
All right, Well, okay, see mate, what do we what
do I do? We will show we don't have to
go down there. Okay, get out.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Of here, enjoy my double, get the get the cue
cards out, double dad. I see your brother.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I mean, thank God saved us for some awful gear.
I tell you what primary school insults?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
So yeah, all right, well sorry, go and I'm just
trying to clicking around here. What am I doing?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Now?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
We'll figure it out, We'll figure it out, okay, all
right