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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, then what he brought to you by what if
dot Com this afternoon, Destroyer Ragale is up next Woods.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I feel like as your best mate, I don't ask
for much.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I think, I think. I think I'm a good best mate.
I think we've been through a lot together. But something
happened last week and it's given you an opportunity to
embarrass me. And I just think that if you love me,
you can agree with me that you're not going to
embarrass me and we can just move on. I know
I've been a bit cryptic there. I'll explain.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I received a very strange phone call from my manager
last week.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Your manager, our manager, right, Joe, Yeah, okay. He informed
me that there was an opportunity for me. Okay, okay,
a work opportunity for me. Now, I have now realized
that that was a prank, but I fully bought it
for the entire phone call. Now, will do you? You
(00:52):
were across this. I feel like you puppeteered the entire thing.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I didn't puppet you the whole.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Thing, but.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Was actually analyst's idea.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, fine, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You don't need to point fingers. He's going for me.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You don't need a point.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Please know that I will throw anyone else under the
bust in the stage. No one is safe.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We don't we don't need to point fingers.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But okay, well, Analysi's idea it was a dodging.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's just appreciate it's noted. She's put her head through
my front door and now she's pranking me. Analise, you're
going down in cogs this audio, which you obviously have
possession of.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I haven't heard it yet actually, because you know we
were going to take this all the way to the top.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What do you mean all the way to the top.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, George's idea was that we we're going to send you.
Am I allowed to say this?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
George's idea was that, well.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We haven't even said what it is yet. Okay, that's
just stop because I'm asking you as a friend. The
audio exists. It is incredibly embarrassing for me. It completely
tarnishes my reputation that I believed this prank and completely
fell for it.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now, Will, yeah, how did you When did you figure
out that it was a prank?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
About a day later. Wow, it just dawned on me.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
This is so so you've just been walking would have
been like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I think And I was kicked out of a meeting
room at one point as well, and I was like,
oh no, so it hit me very hard.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Now, will, in the words of Adel, go easy on me?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, you don't want me to play it?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm asking, Oh really? I was Obviously I know what's
in the call. I was there, I said the words,
and I'm telling you candidly, I'm not joking. I take
it seriously. And I fell for it hook line and sinker. Yeah,
which is incredibly embarrassing. Yeah, it is, and only you
and we don't have to give the details.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We can just bury it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's up to you. We either move on with the
radio show and we're still best mates, or.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know, you, you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Potentially jeopardized this friendship over you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I don't think it is that tough.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Tough.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's an easy decision.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You and I have always talked about how you know
lines can be crossed in radio.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Friendship comes first, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, I haven't actually told you what's tough yet. What's
really tough for me right now? And I've been struggling
with this for the last three minutes. Is do we
play the audio now or after the song? And I'm
leaning into after the song because I reckon. You know,
we'll play a song. Everyone wants to hear it now.
It's one of the great prank calls. Please don't and
you look like one of the great dicks, and everyone's
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going to hear it. On the other side, this is
I don't come back from this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wait do you hear what Georgia headlined up for you?
She's cruel?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Really, that's interesting, very interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well the money, i'pe you having a great driver. We
brought to you by what if dot com and we've
been really cryptic for the last twelve minutes about a
bit of audio for lots of reasons, largely I didn't
know that you knew about this. I'm glad that you
that you were candid, but now but you're regretting it
because we pranked you. We pranked you really well. Junior
producer Analy's idea then executed by senior producer Georgia. I
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never was seen by executive producer. It was kind of
a team effort.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I just sat back.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I actually didn't do anything here. I just said, guys,
I don't want to have anything to do with this.
I love my brother. He is a great guy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You know I've always got your back, But I'm not
sure about that. But it was a big pilot.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, and it worked, like I fell for this prank
hook line and sinker unfortunately, and it like it is
so embarrassing that I felt for this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, I don't know the extent to which you've fallen
for it. They just told me it was good. Now
I haven't heard this audio for later. You don't remember
what you said. Apparently I don't even know it. Need
to tell you guys what the prank is about, because
it will be very clear very early on. When our
manager Joe called Woody last week at about nine o'clock
in the morning to make an offer to him.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Good mate, good, good, good. We got to chat. Yeah,
we finally go of that. How do you expect? Yeah,
good mate, good not for you. Do you know who magazine? Who? Yes?
I do magazine? Yes, yeah, I mean they've they've been
around forty years and I know the editor. They used
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to do every year a Who's Sexiest issues? Oh yeah,
classics if you remember. I don't recall, but very factful. Okay, well,
look they haven't done it for a couple of years,
so they kind of rested it. It used to be like
the one of their biggest issues and they used to
like throw a big party and things like that. Oh yeah,
(05:40):
I think like Selton Pepper performed at one of them
and things like that. So hilarious. Yes, yeah, they're not
agree wild So look confidentially they are bringing that back
this year and okay, yeah, and they have different kind
of categories and they've actually reached out to me and
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I've said, what we're interested in Woody as our australis
sexiest man for that. Oh that is so weirdy Look,
I think it's a big compliment. Absolutely that is that
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is that is lovely. But then to get that so
so wrong, I mean it could be so so right,
you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very true. They'll probably need
to fly you up to sid need to do a
shoot for it, to shoot whoever's an issue normally with
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them men and something like this. It might be something
with not much clothes on, so I don't know how
you feel about that, Like it might be like shirt off.
Hopefully there's like a middle line we could get it's
there where I could do like a singlest or something.
(07:03):
I don't know. Yeah, I mean because there's once out
of my mind, which is like, this is just so
funny for Will as well for the radio show, right,
do you know what I mean? In a positive way.
He will absolutely destroy me for it, but I think
that'll be really funny. And I guess the other side
of it is it's great press for the show. Yeah
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it is, Yeah, it is. You know you'll be able
to talk about Will as well. Hopefully we can just
push back a little bit. I'm happy to like be
in like a state of undress. But I'm sure, I'm
sure we can come to an agreement. Like there's so
many other things I can do. I know exactly the
vide they're going to be going for World's Sexiest Man
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John Krasinski. I guess, yeah, that was last year. I'm
sure there's something we can get sure. Yeah, sorry, just
to confirm. So it's not that I'm in like the
top ten, it's it's our number one. Yeah, you're straight.
(08:09):
Oh wow. I like to tell men. I mean like me,
He'll be he'll be like, get you rig out and embracest.
I think she would you know and look, you know,
maybe Australia needs to see that. What do you mean, No,
that's true that on m a celebrity. I'm sure we'll
be able to get to like a middle ground where
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everyone's happy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Unbelievable, How do I believe that? And you don't like
you really made it, like you know, I think you
were doing a really good job of like, oh, you know,
I don't want to do it tastefully, don't work too
much of a flog. And then you're like, hey, on
a second, just to confirm I'm not just in the
top ten baby, I'm Australia six years old.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Man, I know it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Almost goings in randomats, but I'm really modest. And then
it's like all of a sudden, I go hang.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
On him a D I was showing off to Min
following for twenty four hours. I was saying to Min, like,
just to remind you you are in bed with Australia's
sexiest man.