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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free hard If you look bad in
a group shot, so you're out having drinks, having a
lovely time with a group of people as a group shot,
put yeah classic thing.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh give us a look at the shot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And you see the photo and you look horrific in
that shot? Are you allowed to say, hey, let's not
put that online?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I look very handsome, that's the question.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Talking about it because the front cover of Time magazine
has Trump on it. They've gone for the underneath angle.
I'm going to say it one more time. I can
only say it once, but he's got a horrific case
of vagina neck from that angle. And I would just
imagine if he was out in a group environment he
would not want that going online. But now it's the
front cover of Time, so big laugh at him. I'm
really enjoying that.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Kelly's called with a quick conspiracy kel.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Kel Hi there? So I saw something that I am
not sure many people are talking about. Isn't that meant
to be the ear that he was shot in?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That he had shot?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What do you mean? Do you remember? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The world also him standing up there took a shot
for the American people went down the whole thing seriously
healed very ear. Yeah, yeah, that's the same ear.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. So you're saying that's the photo.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I think the time is making a bigger point besides
obviously the fact that he's a less attractive human being
and his vanity and everything. Yeah, and I think they're
pointing out the fact that that ear at his age
should not have healed, let alone looks like it does
in that photograph.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, they're saying, I don't reckon that bullet hit your ear,
because have a look at your ear in this shot.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Having basic basic phyptography, right, you put things in certain perspectives,
and what is the major perspective that you see? The
ear is in that central point?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I mean I see nick, I only see neck if
I'm being honest, Kelly.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
But it's a very it's a very interesting conspiracy, that's
all truth. It's awesome, Kelly, Thank you so much for
that's got is that's my night. Yeah, jump on Reddit
read it. Jess. What are you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What are your thoughts on you looking horrific in a
group shot? Can you ask for that photo not to
be posted online?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Me personally I've had quite a few nights out with
my friends where I've had a couple of drinks and
it's show we Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How does it show on you, jess? What's the one
of the signs?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I definitely don't look sober. My masca is stripped and
stuff like that. My hand's a bit messy.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So do you think so
what you reckon? If there's a photo taken group shot
and you're looking a little bit intoxicated, a little bit tipsy,
you don't want that scene the light of day?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So in the past I've given them true options. They
can either crop me out of the photo or they
can lose my number.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, bloody hell Jesus.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
To me, personally, I would never post a photo that
someone's asked me not to. So if that's the type
of person that I'm friends with, then I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna settle for that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah right, okay, bloody Hello, those are the terms. Those
are the terms. Just a little crop job. I don't
mind a little crop job.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What do you mean? Do just get cropped out? Will
crop me?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'd happily be cropped do you know what I mean, Like,
if I if you look as bad as let's say
Trump looks in that photo, you're had to be cropped
out if everyone can crop. Even I'm a thirty seven
year old man, I don't know how to crop.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you have to send it to someone though, to
check whether it's croppable? Do you know what I mean?
Do you go, hey, mate, do you want to be
cropped here? You got your face looks like it's been
half chewed, minty? What do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
If I was posting a photo of a group, I
wouldn't like send that to everyone first and says everyone
okay with this?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't reckon? Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean,
you know who we're talking to before jest with Jess's
defriending you. Oh girls, do have some we have some
women outside.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Of Before you post a photo online where there's like
a group of you, you will send it all to
each other and go, is everyone okay with this?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You are kidding?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What's the strike rate there? Of the rejections?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I'm only sending ones that I know they'll probably all
be okay with. If there's ones where like someone looks
bad I'm not even going to send it straight now.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But isn't there just a bit of fun.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
As in, is it just a bit of fun to
ask no.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Just to post and be like, oh my god, you
look shocking in that shot. Like we have a bit
of fun with that. I mean, it depends how close
you are. Yeah, we always like about it. I always
love the moment in a group shot where, particularly if
it is a girl there, you're like when you're sitting
in the restaurant and you get someone to take the
photo and someone's got to be in the dreaded thumb
position where the photographer and they just they just end
(04:50):
up looking like a thumb. They try and like they
try and lean back to get a bit of perspective.
They help to be too close to the camera. That's
the worst position ever. That's instant posting for me. Yeah,
but I haven't posted in a long time. But nothing
that would make post. I also love the scamper from
girls as well. When you go to the they get
to the bag. I want to get in the middle
as well. You know, when you don't take a photo
(05:10):
of girls in your army now, I'm not like, we'll
get in the middle. Yeah, no, on the side, we're
all going to look crap. On the side, who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
My family ends up everyone's standing because it's funny. As
soon as someone gets out a thumb seat, it's replaced
by the yes exactly. All of a sudden, everyone's standing
standing around dad like he's thirteen disciples.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah. That's the other thing is it does end up
looking like they're yeah, they're a political figure, that's right.
Or the family photo where you're teered, yes, and we
don't want that. No, very hard to do. You guys,
wait in though, because I mean, I haven't posted a
photo on social media in seven years.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
So seven years shared your interview with Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh no, no, but not a photo like I'll share
content for sure. I'm not posting, you know, group photos.
Here's some snaps with the girls on a Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I think.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I shared a team photo, That's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I think it was before my time.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You've got to stop drunk posting, yeah, right off.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I looked shocking in that photo, and yeah it's
we's got a Brianna here, Brianna.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Can you as a group shot? And someone looks bad?
I posted a photo of myself Dajane. Yeah, well again
that's just good content. And there's a link. There's a
link to the mix there. I think if everyone will
go along and get around that. Yeah, what are your
thoughts on this?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So we actually have a group of eight girls and
my best friend purposely takes gives her phone to whoever's
taking the photo to make sure that she can make
all the edits to herself before sending it to the
group chat. And all my girlfriends are so beautiful that
none of them care if they've got a double chin
or anything, which they don't. I'm the only one that
has to then message my girlfriend and say, hey, can
(06:51):
you tighten everything up for me as you do for
you before you're sending it to the chat? And yeah,
we make sure that we've got ourselves covered. There's only
been one occasion where she's covered herself. Everyone's sends it
in the chat. As Jess previously said, they send it
in the group chat, we all approve it. And I
haven't got to the group chat photo in time, and
(07:12):
she's put up the bad picture of me with three
chins and she's adjusted her tummy, and I've seen the
original and gone hold on.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
A second, she just know, tummy. What are you about
to ask? What sort of work that?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No? I was going to ask the girls, like how
much how much photoshops going on with group photos with
you guys?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I'm not photoshopping. I'm just getting a yes or a no.
But I have no doubt that, like eighty percent of
the photos you see on Instagram, a photoshops.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Shut up? How do you how do you tighten a
tummy on the grand Brianna?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh, there's a specific gap that you can do it. Yea.
Why I do the avoiding? I do the avoiding of
standing on the end, like you said earlier, because no
one looks great on the end, but apparently the other
six of the girls do. So you make sure we're
in the middle so that we only have to tighten
the tummy if need be an.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is there an app for the triple chin? So do
you need three different apps? Then? Are you going? Like
one for the touchhop arms, one for the triple chin,
one for the titan the tummy? Is that a three
hour thing? You can get it on in one?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's the generally the all in one, but it's the
old big fat Greek wedding scene where you try and
sit up, shoulders back pulled, pull from the back of
the neck.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Tongues on the roof of the mouth. That's what That's
what my mother. That's what my mom. That's what my
aunties say Christmas. They go, tongues on the roof of
the mouth, lift the gin.
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free hard If you look bad in
a group shot, so you're out having drinks, having a
lovely time with a group of people as a group shot,
put yeah classic thing.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh give us a look at the shot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And you see the photo and you look horrific in
that shot? Are you allowed to say, hey, let's not
put that online?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I look very handsome, that's the question.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Talking about it because the front cover of Time magazine
has Trump on it. They've gone for the underneath angle.
I'm going to say it one more time. I can
only say it once, but he's got a horrific case
of vagina neck from that angle. And I would just
imagine if he was out in a group environment he
would not want that going online. But now it's the
front cover of Time, so big laugh at him. I'm
really enjoying that.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Kelly's called with a quick conspiracy kel.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Kel Hi there? So I saw something that I am
not sure many people are talking about. Isn't that meant
to be the ear that he was shot in?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That he had shot?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What do you mean? Do you remember? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The world also him standing up there took a shot
for the American people went down the whole thing seriously
healed very ear. Yeah, yeah, that's the same ear.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. So you're saying that's the photo.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I think the time is making a bigger point besides
obviously the fact that he's a less attractive human being
and his vanity and everything. Yeah, and I think they're
pointing out the fact that that ear at his age
should not have healed, let alone looks like it does
in that photograph.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, they're saying, I don't reckon that bullet hit your ear,
because have a look at your ear in this shot.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Having basic basic phyptography, right, you put things in certain perspectives,
and what is the major perspective that you see? The
ear is in that central point?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I mean I see nick, I only see neck if
I'm being honest, Kelly.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
But it's a very it's a very interesting conspiracy, that's
all truth. It's awesome, Kelly, Thank you so much for
that's got is that's my night. Yeah, jump on Reddit
read it. Jess. What are you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What are your thoughts on you looking horrific in a
group shot? Can you ask for that photo not to
be posted online?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Me personally I've had quite a few nights out with
my friends where I've had a couple of drinks and
it's show we Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How does it show on you, jess? What's the one
of the signs?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I definitely don't look sober. My masca is stripped and
stuff like that. My hand's a bit messy.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So do you think so
what you reckon? If there's a photo taken group shot
and you're looking a little bit intoxicated, a little bit tipsy,
you don't want that scene the light of day?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
So in the past I've given them true options. They
can either crop me out of the photo or they
can lose my number.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, bloody hell Jesus.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
To me, personally, I would never post a photo that
someone's asked me not to. So if that's the type
of person that I'm friends with, then I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna settle for that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah right, okay, bloody Hello, those are the terms. Those
are the terms. Just a little crop job. I don't
mind a little crop job.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What do you mean? Do just get cropped out? Will
crop me?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'd happily be cropped do you know what I mean, Like,
if I if you look as bad as let's say
Trump looks in that photo, you're had to be cropped
out if everyone can crop. Even I'm a thirty seven
year old man, I don't know how to crop.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Do you have to send it to someone though, to
check whether it's croppable? Do you know what I mean?
Do you go, hey, mate, do you want to be
cropped here? You got your face looks like it's been
half chewed, minty? What do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
If I was posting a photo of a group, I
wouldn't like send that to everyone first and says everyone
okay with this?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't reckon? Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean,
you know who we're talking to before jest with Jess's
defriending you. Oh girls, do have some we have some
women outside.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Of Before you post a photo online where there's like
a group of you, you will send it all to
each other and go, is everyone okay with this?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You are kidding?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What's the strike rate there? Of the rejections?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I'm only sending ones that I know they'll probably all
be okay with. If there's ones where like someone looks
bad I'm not even going to send it straight now.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But isn't there just a bit of fun.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
As in, is it just a bit of fun to
ask no.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Just to post and be like, oh my god, you
look shocking in that shot. Like we have a bit
of fun with that. I mean, it depends how close
you are. Yeah, we always like about it. I always
love the moment in a group shot where, particularly if
it is a girl there, you're like when you're sitting
in the restaurant and you get someone to take the
photo and someone's got to be in the dreaded thumb
position where the photographer and they just they just end
(04:50):
up looking like a thumb. They try and like they
try and lean back to get a bit of perspective.
They help to be too close to the camera. That's
the worst position ever. That's instant posting for me. Yeah,
but I haven't posted in a long time. But nothing
that would make post. I also love the scamper from
girls as well. When you go to the they get
to the bag. I want to get in the middle
as well. You know, when you don't take a photo
(05:10):
of girls in your army now, I'm not like, we'll
get in the middle. Yeah, no, on the side, we're
all going to look crap. On the side, who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
My family ends up everyone's standing because it's funny. As
soon as someone gets out a thumb seat, it's replaced
by the yes exactly. All of a sudden, everyone's standing
standing around dad like he's thirteen disciples.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah. That's the other thing is it does end up
looking like they're yeah, they're a political figure, that's right.
Or the family photo where you're teered, yes, and we
don't want that. No, very hard to do. You guys,
wait in though, because I mean, I haven't posted a
photo on social media in seven years.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
So seven years shared your interview with Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh no, no, but not a photo like I'll share
content for sure. I'm not posting, you know, group photos.
Here's some snaps with the girls on a Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I think.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I shared a team photo, That's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I think it was before my time.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You've got to stop drunk posting, yeah, right off.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I looked shocking in that photo, and yeah it's
we's got a Brianna here, Brianna.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Can you as a group shot? And someone looks bad?
I posted a photo of myself Dajane. Yeah, well again
that's just good content. And there's a link. There's a
link to the mix there. I think if everyone will
go along and get around that. Yeah, what are your
thoughts on this?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So we actually have a group of eight girls and
my best friend purposely takes gives her phone to whoever's
taking the photo to make sure that she can make
all the edits to herself before sending it to the
group chat. And all my girlfriends are so beautiful that
none of them care if they've got a double chin
or anything, which they don't. I'm the only one that
has to then message my girlfriend and say, hey, can
(06:51):
you tighten everything up for me as you do for
you before you're sending it to the chat? And yeah,
we make sure that we've got ourselves covered. There's only
been one occasion where she's covered herself. Everyone's sends it
in the chat. As Jess previously said, they send it
in the group chat, we all approve it. And I
haven't got to the group chat photo in time, and
(07:12):
she's put up the bad picture of me with three
chins and she's adjusted her tummy, and I've seen the
original and gone hold on.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
A second, she just know, tummy. What are you about
to ask? What sort of work that?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No? I was going to ask the girls, like how
much how much photoshops going on with group photos with
you guys?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I'm not photoshopping. I'm just getting a yes or a no.
But I have no doubt that, like eighty percent of
the photos you see on Instagram, a photoshops.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Shut up? How do you how do you tighten a
tummy on the grand Brianna?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh, there's a specific gap that you can do it. Yea.
Why I do the avoiding? I do the avoiding of
standing on the end, like you said earlier, because no
one looks great on the end, but apparently the other
six of the girls do. So you make sure we're
in the middle so that we only have to tighten
the tummy if need be an.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is there an app for the triple chin? So do
you need three different apps? Then? Are you going? Like
one for the touchhop arms, one for the triple chin,
one for the titan the tummy? Is that a three
hour thing? You can get it on in one?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's the generally the all in one, but it's the
old big fat Greek wedding scene where you try and
sit up, shoulders back pulled, pull from the back of
the neck.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Tongues on the roof of the mouth. That's what That's
what my mother. That's what my mom. That's what my
aunties say Christmas. They go, tongues on the roof of
the mouth, lift the gin.
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