May 30, 2025 • 39 mins
- Can You Hear It
- The Push-Up Challenge
- Friday Follow-Up
- The Relatable Kings
- The final pushup from the team
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm gonna put the soft drink.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Beer dy no, duy no. Alright, let's get into it
every Friday, kicking off the show with Kenn. You here,
if you can tell the difference between beer and soft drink.
Where the sound of the can opening, give us a call.
Thirteen one, six five is the number woods ten thousand
(00:33):
dollars if you get ten cans in a row, as
always yet to be accomplished.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Nine. We've had two nines, we had an eight.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
People are getting very cool, very good. I think my
cracking is getting better. I think people are getting better
from their cars. Let's see if Kim is one of
those people. Kim, before we chat, let's just go into
can one here.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It is one ful. I'd say that that's a beer.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Sorry Kim, that was a That was a crisp soft drink.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Sorry Kim.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Question from the floor, yeah please. Someone asked me the
other day what we do with all the cans?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Consume them? Consume them. It is a Friday at the
end of the day week responsibly.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Of course, there are nine people in this team, so
they spread evenly across the team and we have a
lovely time.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Responsibly let's go to Kayla here, Kayla, let's just go
straight into can one. All right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
That's a beer.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's not okay.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I mean I gave I gave Australia a big, big
talk up before this, saying like everyone's getting a lot better.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I was.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I couldn't we disappointed?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
We must them?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, these guys just could be prized because they're just
after the cash. They're not real players. Renee, on the
other hand, stinks of a real player. Not that you stink, Renee, but.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
If you were to stink, though, would you stink of
a real player? Renee?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Right here we go camera.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Beer bomb.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Bang, there's a smell about. There's a smell about.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm reading here that you're from Hoppers Crossing in Victoria.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Is that right, Renee?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's right, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
There's more soft drinking be consumed there than anywhere else
per capita, I think, is that rights? It's the Kingdom
of Cans.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, that's what I sound the tourism website, all right, Rne,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
There's a tourism with.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, the Kingdom of Cans. Wow.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well, let's go straight to Can three here right here
we go.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So outside of living in the Kingdom of Cans that
will has identified, which means that you are around soft
drinking beer a lot. Is there anything to suggest that
your ears are particularly talented.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
There's a little something that I can hear that we
won't disclose that just yet.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Love this this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Last week with a woman who got to eight cans.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
God rest her. I can't remember her name. She's not dead.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I heard that, so she was every day Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Thanks for She was very private about her listening technique
as well.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Renee, Why why are you so coy?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I feel like if I say something's going to ruin everything.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
So yeah, you MOUs yourself and a lot of people
have mozed before. I keep your cards close to your chest, Renee.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Let's go exactly right now we go and four is it?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Can for.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Beer?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I give every single player an opportunity. I'm not playing
with you.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
There's no mind games here, but I do like to
give everyone the option to change their selection. You said
it was beer before the song. Do you want to
change your mind now?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Sticking with Bier? Please?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Great decision, Renee, it was a beer, well done.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Four cans.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I want to reveal any secrets as to what you're hearing, Renee,
or do you want to barrel on?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, barrelon danks.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Standing can five.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Beer, Renee, nice, Renee, very good, Renee. Tell us a
bit about yourself, Rene, you're at five. This is where
we do we get a bit personal with you. Sure, yeah,
tell us a bit about yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh so yeah, obviously I'm from Hobbers Crossing.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm a receptionist at a medical research institute.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Do you do any research on the ears, Renee?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, I'm at front reception there and it's a great job.
And yeah, been there for a long time.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Now, got to have your ears on those phone calls and.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Definitely got to rather the switchboard head piece, so you
need to be able to hear.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Let's get six, I reckon, let's get in there. Let's
do it. You got to draw the line that you've
got to use your ears, I reckon. That was the
moment he's can.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Sick soft drink.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah wow, boom, there's ten thousand of our own hard
earned words.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'll remind you six cans. You have been been warned
by the boss.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And what I'm worried about because I start getting worried
when people have got six. There's no hesitation here, Renee.
You're not guessing at all, are you? You are you
genuinely hear.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Something I do. I do and I have every time.
I listen every day, and I get them right myself,
and I'm like, no, I mean sometimes, you know, sometimes
I fail, but generally I can hear something.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yes, you have to give me a percentage that you get.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It depends on the type of crack that you do.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Wouldie, Oh, don't come for the cracker.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
That's all part of it's variable.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That is a variable.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Cans heaven woods, She's still got four to go, so
let's not count out cans before they've cracked.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
No beer.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I feel like you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I feel you get that halfway through the crack, Like
that was wow, that was really impressive.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's it's impressive. Can you hear it? Call?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've ever heard really, but you've got it if all
the crack had finished.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
You remind me of Actually, you remind.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Me of Beatrice the Gladiator. Yeah, famously came in this studio.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You know what's actually Funny's fun I drink, but I
drink it out of stubbies.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
That is that That is silly. That is silly and funny.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's good stuff. Yeah, night.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Soft Drinks.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm believable. Wow wow, turn to guy and she's in
rare and I I can't.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Tell me a bit about yourself. If you feel comfortable.
Family partner, Yes, got a beautiful partner.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Her name is Shannon.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Shout out to chas if she's listening.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
She is listening.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, is she good as well? Is Shannon good as well?
It's getting the noise, she's terrible, all right?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
He wow? No, the ten grand Renee.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh, definitely a holiday. Definitely a holiday.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I did a holiday.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, Well, ten thousand dollars gets you a long way.
That's that's that's Europe.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm shaking right now.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Play cash.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Actually I'm shaking.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Jeez. I'm on your team, Renee. I'm on your team.
We're on your.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Team absolutely, Renee. Can no, I'm doing it for you.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Shannon.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Soft drink.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
That's not.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Well, you've gone.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Can we song over?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You said we have cigarette Renee, Renee. If you're on nine,
it's customery. You're going to have to reach out to
wherever you're you're doing your receptionist work because it is
customer that your tenth can is in the studio, so.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
You can have as many darts as you want between.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Now and then, as many darts, as many songs. Are
you available Monday, Renee? Can you come in Monday?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yes? I can, yep, Okay, Renee, we will see you
on Monday.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Its Shnnonda crack some cans for you over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I reckon, hey on, talk to wait till Monday to
do this.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, we just said that. That's what we said.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
You're in.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You're in shasking if you're available on Monday for a coffee?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do you want to Can you come in the studio now?
Can you come in the studio on Monday for your
tenth can? Oh? Really, that's the deal.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
That's the rule.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
If a record is to be broken, it's got to
be a face.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
To face number. Renow.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh yeah I can. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No right, Renee, We're going to hand you out of
the producers. Unbelievable game. Renee, well played. Renee will be
in on Monday for a tenth can. We will also
have a huge announcement back can you hear it?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
For the next week.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
We are three thousan two hundred push ups into our
May edition of the.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Push Up Challenge.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Obviously the Push Up Challenges this June, so please register
be part of a wonderful campaign to raise much needed
funds and awareness for mental health Woods.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
But we've got fourteen push ups to go.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We've got a range of guests to the studio, Harry Garsai,
Guy Sebastian, Laura Henshaw, Reuben Styles from Peaking Duck, a
range of people who have come in and done push
ups to get us to the three two hundred, But
the most appropriate person to the final fourteen is our
ep Camptain poop Pans, who revealed to us that he
hasn't done five push ups in fifteen years.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
And he has partner told him as well, the most
physically unres zillient person that she has ever met.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Her words, not mine, but Perie.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
We realized that there's going to be such a significant
physical feat for you that we've managed to wrangle up
some of our friends. Will yeah, just to send some
messages of support to you before you embark on your
journey of fourteen push ups.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And I'm going to kick off the first one now.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Ed it's Jim Currier, former Australian Open champion, and I
just want to send along my best wishes and best
of luck for you to achieve this monumental challenge that
you're tackling now with your pushups. I remember when I
had to really dig very very deep one year at
the Australian Open. It was about forty two degrees plan
Stephan Aberg in the final. Given everything we got, we
(11:43):
were cramping up at the trophy ceremony and I still
had the sack because I'd committed to something that was
important to me. So if you can commit at that level,
I think you can achieve it. My friend, best the luck.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Does that feel significant for you?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well, I always thought that I could relate very well
to professional fleets, and this is only just affirming that.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
We thought so. I thought so.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I suppose, like you know, playing one hundred hours
of tenants across the week, across the world, across two
weeks across the world's best is very similar to doing
fourteen push ups on a Friday afternoon. And that doesn't
that's not that doesn't sound like a ridiculous statement.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
What you just.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Said, did you do one last night? Did you did?
You did you do wonders to see if you could
get up?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Absolutely really, I love it.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We could have a face plan in our hands this afternoon,
and I'm very excited.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You should be very excited.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
The final fourteen push ups of our push up Challenge
done by our impotent EP Captain poop Pants.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
That was a bit much.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Best moment for the week, right, If you like a
little bit more enticement to get along to that podcast
bit of a tease, a listen to this.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
It is a week on women wood remember that funny
bit web.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Actually, wouldn't we just play back Will and Woodies weaken review.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, whenever we were engaging in a horizontal refreshment.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
That the dog had a weird thing with licking my feet.
That'll give you the ships to dog joke.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
You also left a guy because of a pet. What happens?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Sarah was in a long term relationship and the bird
then started to get stressed and.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Would attack my head whenever I was on the phone
with him, So then I left the relationship.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Sorry, the bird came in quick. There there was a bird,
So I had a bird.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yes, immediately she's got their Sarah.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
We are the relatable Kings.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Arguably, losing a singular AirPod is the most annoying thing
to lose in the world.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I'll roll with one for a while. It's frustrating. Well,
what about just Alan keys?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Do you lose?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
You know how You've always have your won Alan key
for that being, so did you lose that way?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Like nothing else? I used to go to the parent
teacher interviews for who.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
For me.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
That is just so you.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
The best way for me to feel good about myself
was going to a parent teacher interview. I walked into
that joint and you could hear the choir. These guys
think I'm awesome. You think I'm awesome. It's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Bad night for me to night for mom and dad
as well. Because my French accent was so bad.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I used to tell them I've got German in my family,
and the French teacher apparently said, which one.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Of you is German?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
My daughter Max, she's three years old. She hates Woody.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
He's grappling with that as a people plays. It was
her third birthday on the weekend. You swindled your way
into the party. Oh all we should do maybe is cooler?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I Max?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Hey, Max, it's Woody.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yeah, I don't want to force this upon you.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
But you'd say we're friends, now, wouldn't you. That is
just unbelievable news Max Max.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He didn't, did mummy? Did Mummy say that she was
going to give you something? If you spoke to Woody?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Why cow?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I'm a proud cow wall stand o go.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
In the first thirty years of my life, I was
a bit embarrassed about admitting that I was a coward.
Mim was selling some outdoor furniture at our place and
I was like, I'm hiding.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You hid in your own house.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
So I just hid.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Another example of a proud coward is like somebody who
if they got.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Conscripted to go to war, they just you know, bleep
the country.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Absolutely not i'd go to war.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I'm against war obviously, but if I got conscripted, I
would go. But if there's a noise in the shed,
sometimes I call the cops.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
You know what I meant, rather than go outside. Proud coward,
we're back from the cow.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (15:52):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I was gonna say, if you think that, I think
that's the original, you're Wrong's we knocked that up just
a little bit earlier. You're kidding yep, yep label. That's
Captain Poopen's on vocals there.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Wow, you call.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It weedness A great hog?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Is that small?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
That's exactly how I feel.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Guarding my home.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh wow, we're some great bones for the week.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
This week, we're gonna say the best for right up
next though, it's a Friday follow up, So our favorite
call of the week followed up by definitely a call
to her.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh yeah, and I reckon.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
There's going to be some more stories given what Emma
told us the first time round.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
This is genius what she does, genius genius. You have
a proud coward as well.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
We're going back.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Let's go back in time, going back in time. It's
not follow Are you telling me that you've built a.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Time machine.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Already?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Woods.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We'll get some great calls during the week, but it
is always worth following up on our favorite one. I
reckon This this week's.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Is a cracker. Absolute.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
We were taking calls on parent teacher Night horror stories
and Emma gave us a call and told us this.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Look.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
When I was young, I was always a troublemaker AND's
cause one with the loud math, always mucking around and
my teachers every single time would be like.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Look, that's it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
And when I get to your parents, when we have
this parent teacher interview, we're gonna have this big chat.
I'm going to pull you up on your behavior. But
my parents were deaf, so I actually would be attending
these parent teacher interviews and translating well. Not only would
it guilt trip them and all of a sudden they
just were really sorry for me. But if it was
really bad, I just would downplay it and make out
like it wasn't that bad because I was the one translating. Nice.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
I think it's genius. Emma joins us on the show
once again. Hello Emma Hillo, Hi Emma, welcome.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
To wille MODI.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Hi, thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I tell you back on mate.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
First question from me, Emma, is is this a maneuver
that you would do a bit with your parents.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
I look, I played it as much as I could
my advantage. I'll admit that. I mean little things I'd
chop and change I could.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
There was a remote where we were like, oh, jeezu,
this is slightly a moral.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Look, I started young. I think it didn't take me
long to kind of work out that I could play
things to my advantage as much as I could. I
think I was like six or seven. I hadn't quite
worked out that when you called emergency services like obviously
they could track your address. So my neighbor didn't like
my dog. So what I did was I actually called
the fire brigade and told them that there was a
(18:32):
fire next door. So then what they've done is they've
obviously knocked on our door. My mum's answered, and my
mom so what I've done had to do is start translating,
and they've obviously said more or less. You know, someone's
called next door. There was the smoke, you know, the
spire there, but there wasn't anything there. Done that thing,
you know, there's a fine.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Sorry, I'm just a recap. So you've called the fire
brigade from your house.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Yeah, I did a prank call and said there was
a fire next door and there wasn't.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
Because you don't like I don't like your dog.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, okay, they traced the call back to your house.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Yeah, and I know they could do that, so they've
rocked up.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You got the fire engine out in the front of
your house.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, about to give me the big mother load
of all lectures obviously, and then what I did is
my mom's answered. I then start translating and said, oh,
there was a fire next door. So as you can imagine, mom,
Mom's done the whole face when really they've told me,
you know, you've prank, called, you've been naughty, you're about
to get a fine, and then she's gone, and then
(19:33):
they've kept going, and I've gone, look, you know, it's
pretty serious. They've just you know, they've wanted to let
everyone know in the area. And then my mom's done
the whole year nodding thing with a real concern face,
gone along. So little did they know. I think one
fire brigade officer picked it up in the end, because
as I was shutting the door, my mom was smiling,
eating and I was like, look, guys, so I don't
know who it was, but thank you for coming or whatever,
(19:54):
and he goes, but it obviously wasn't your mom, and
my Mom's still waving by and I shut the door,
and I panied because I was he's put two and
two together that they never came back, and said.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
So don't you ever find out what actually happened?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Em No, what.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
She's got to hear it here, No, it happened, and.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Will the relatable kings that is so leadable.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
We don't mean to do it, we don't seek out
to do it, but we talk about relatable things. Will
we just we stumble into it naturally. And how's this
for relatability? Dealing with leaves right now in your front yard,
I tell you what I mean, Ring that related bell,
because it doesn't matter how long I spend out there
(20:46):
picking up leaves, blowing leaves with the leaf.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Turned that down pretty.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Annoying, annoying. I turned down leaf blowers being annoying. That's
a bit relateable.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh, pull the bell.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
You would think that you could?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
You think you could put a silencer on the leaf blow,
wouldn't you like, because they're like, it's so much louder than.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
A lawnmower, like James Bond.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Well, yes, I think if you do make the nozzle
a bit thinner, you could, because that is that's that's
I know it. We'll turn that down. We're losing, we're
losing them.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
But so for me, I'm out there for hours, I'm
blowing these things around, I'm picking them up, and I
don't put a dint in the amount of leaves that
are in the front yard where it's like, I mean,
I was about to say, where are you're coming from?
I know where you're coming from, But how could there
be so many?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Now I get it, mate, So it's relatable. It's not
good gear. It's relatable.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
This is where it becomes good gear. Because here's the
question I've got. I think this will be polarizing. I
have started, rather than picking them up and filling out
my green bin so quickly just started blowing him into
the street.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I do that. You just saying okay, you don't have
to pick up.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So I was getting looks, so getting perceived looks once
a dance floor at a music festival, because you thought
you were getting looks.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Yeah, well nowadays, But well I was.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know, you're quite you know, youre susceptible to thinking
you're getting looks, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I was sober, I was at the dance party. I was.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I was a little bit under the influence. Responsibly, of
course I was sober. I'm just blowing there. But I'm blowing.
I can't tell you how many leaves I'm blowing onto
the street.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's what the gutter systems for you know. That's what
you know.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
The goes in the gutters, the rains, it goes down.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
The question is are we in the wrong or is it? Okay,
let's go to Erin here. I mean, this is the
relatable bit, will this is?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Where is this the bit?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Well, if everyone's going everyone's got a thought on this,
because we've all thought about blowing leaves under the street,
or we've seen someone blow onto the street.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Let's go to Erin. Let's go to Erin here. Erin, Hello,
you got a lot of leaves in your front yard?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Yes, putting them into the bin.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, So what are your thoughts? I'm just blowing them
onto the street.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, so what you to say about the gutter?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Was my neighbor does?
Speaker 11 (22:58):
It? Is onto the street up in the gutter, and
then when I walk my daughter in a pram and
cross this road, my pram gets stuck in the leaves
in the gutter.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
So you're against it, I'm against it, yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Because they get all wet and they clumpy and then
you can't get over it with the pram.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah right, I don't think that's what the street sweeper
is for.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Getting your wheel caught in leaves. That's related bell for
the parents.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
That's the things I've got caught in.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't ever use that bell.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Will lose the segment that's relatable. I don't think it
is all.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
All the Pram brothers and sisters out there are going.
I've been there.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Helen's killed Helen.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Helen.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, Hi, what are your thoughts on just blowing those
leaves out onto the street?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Where do you stand on it?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I blow them out on the street, but I do
one better. I put my leaves in a wheelbarrow and
wheel them across the road and put them around the trees.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Is milked?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
No? Why it's only on your bit of like grass
on the on the side street there?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Or do you know I go across the road and
put them around the trees.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Helen's a good person, Helen, Like, Ellen, do you do
that at night?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
She's saying it's she says it's good for the trees.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I'm sorry if I walk up to my if I
look up to my neighbor's house and I dump a
wheelbarrow of leaves.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
And dumb them, she constructively puts them around the trees.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
As much do you dump Helen?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
No, I spread them around the.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Hen's so Why do you do it at night then, Helen.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Because somebody is going to dug me in and you
know I'll get in trouble with you.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
As soon as you're doing under the cloak of night.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
I walk around with my wheelbrow with my recycling and
dump it and everyone's recycling.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
You're always doing that at night. I'll ring the bell.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
We are about to complete in spectacular fashion.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Push Up Challenge.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Three two hundred and fourteen push ups is the goal
for you, guys. If you want to do the Push
Up Challenge this June, you've got to register soon, guys,
reagister to be part of the Push Up Challenge and
raise much needed awareness and funds for mental health. It's
an awesome cause, very close to our hearts here on
this show. That's why we've got right around at woods.
We've had to complete that number all throughout the month
of May.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Great for your mental health as well, to get physical
as well, to do those push ups, achieve a goal,
and we are almost We are so close.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yes to our goal.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Will Yeah, that's right, mate.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
The tally's sitting at three thousand and two, one hundred
push ups and there's no accident.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
We pulled up stumps short. We could have got there.
We could have got there ourselves. We've had a host
of a great celebrities we've been in here, YEP, pushing
them out for a great cause. But we stopped when
we remembered just how physically impotent our EP Captain poop
Pants is.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
He's thirty three, He's got the upper.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Body strength of a five year old, YEP, and we
had the great idea of having him finish off the challenge.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
How many do you think you can do?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
If I was extending myself ten?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
When's the last time you did ten push ups?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Like a long time ago. You're outside of this context.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
I cannot see the need.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Okay, I reckon, we're going to put him at twenty.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'd have to take the rest of the day.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I won't be able to drive. His car will be too.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I want to see him straight the last.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Fourteen so three hundred and fourteen. Oh, he was poetic.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
I like it, and I think almost the best part
about this will is that yesterday, when we reminded him
that he'll be doing the last fourteen push ups, he
gave us full permission to dress him.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Are you going to do it in your bloodstones, mate,
is that a stick with you?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I'll do it whatever you like me to.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Don't say that go on record. Now, despite a trip
to sexy Lands and several different pretty scandalous pieces.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
That we put together, which were all vetted.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
By the other producers, we have decided just to go
for a pretty standard sports outfit.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I'm pretty excited to see this.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I've never seen the man in anything but a pretty
primary colored T shirt and black skinny jeans.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
So he started wearing the loose, actually recently, the loose.
Gen let's get its.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Wow heavy, Yes, you look grace.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
More things, absolute weapons.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Those guns I'm wearing too.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Wristbands that would that are over my wrist.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Currently, but they could quite comfortably fit over my biceps.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No, it's a very it's a very loose singlet.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So your arms, I mean, I mean we have been
joking about about your physicality.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But thank you for but there really is.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
No significant difference in diameter from wrist to shoulder, is there.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's it's a noodle.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's a straight up. It's a straight noodle.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
But as you've said so many times, you just do
not see any physical exercise or you don't see a
point of it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, I like it outside of the you know, the
general physiological benefits of exercise, and I find it quite boring.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah, sure, And I find this degrading, right right, Yeah,
We're so sorry you feel degraded. And I think that
this is a mental health and that's not the point.
That's not the point of this where we're trying to
empower you.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
We are, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
And all part of that PP is getting words of
encouragement and motivation from a number of people. I believe
we've got a message here from one of the co
founders of Kick, Laura Henshaw.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Hello, and it's Laura Hinsjoy here, co founder of Kick.
You are an absolute legend. I know you can do
those push ups. You'll be much better than me. Just
believe in yourself. I believe in you. You have got this.
You are very mustly fine.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Good luck, you've got this. Do you believe in yourself?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well, I don't think the war does.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It was a law on the word most then we
cut that short. I think we've got a message here
as well from former Australian Open champion Jim Currier.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
If you listen, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Jim Currier, former Australian Open champion, and I just want
to send along my best wishes and best of luck
for you to achieve this monumental challenge that you're tackling
now with your push ups. I remember when I had
to really dig, very very deep one year at the
Australian Open. It was about forty two degrees playing Stephan
Edberg in the final. Given everything we got, we were
(29:35):
cramping up at the trophy ceremony and I still had
the sack because I'd committed to something that was important
to me. So if you can commit at that level,
I think you can achieve it, my friend.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Best of luck Now's that for inspoke that one was
actually really good.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I heard that before that that is genuinely quite It.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Was nice, right.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
He's like, if I could win the Australian Open and
play hundreds of hours of tennis across two weeks because
the best players in the world in searing temperature, I mean, fourteen.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Push ups seems like a snack. It does matter, it
really does. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I think if you liked that, we've got the voice
of an Olympian here. He's going to give you a
final push before you do.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Your push ups.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Ed, it's your girlfriend, Georgie Parker, Yes, the olympian, not
the actress. And good luck in being able to do
the push ups for the push up challenge. I know
I joke about how you have zero physical resilience, but
I really do think you could prove me wrong here.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
How does it feel that your partner jokes about your
physical resilience?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Hurtful?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
But there is a there is through that, there is
an element of her believing in me, which which I'll
try and search for, and I'll try and take through
the next fourteen push ups.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I love that, I love you.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
What if you're not sticking around, go to us.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So let's get the man out there, the human noodle
fourteen pushups for any adequate human.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Has done what happened?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Mate, pull a hamstring.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You will never hear anything better than a thirty three
year old man trying to do fourteen push ups. A
man who has broken out into spontaneous convulsions at just
the sight of an athletics track or dumb bell woods.
A man who genuinely is allergic to any sort of
physical exercise. It is our ep captain poopans he hasn't
(31:32):
done five push ups since the age of twelve. That's right,
and we've given him the last fourteen push ups of.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Our push up challenge.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Absolutely, there's been some incredible physical feats over the years.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Eric the il.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
MUSSELMBARNI don't you laugh at that? Don't you laugh at that?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Mate? It's worth mentioning asolute. It's a similar thing. It's
a similar thing, mate. He had he hadn't seen a
pool for twenty years. You haven't. You haven't seen a
push up for twenty years. I thought you guys are
in the same area.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Similarity between this and Eric the Elms funny is. I mean,
it's unbelievable. So, I mean, I don't know what you're
doing standing up?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Can you at least come down here, get.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
On your knees.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
How are you? How are you feeling it?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Your microphones up at your nose? Mate? I feel weird,
I feel awkward. You look awkward? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We'll get there.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, I think you'll get there.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Basketball shorts are pretty lose, can you that's not a
push up position?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Okay, So in all seriousness, mate, we have to get fourteen.
Today is the last day of our push up challenge.
Fredgs to be part of the push Up Challenge this
June for you guys as well, raising much needed awareness
and funds for mental health. But mate, you've got fourteen
push ups to do? How many do you actually think
you're going.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
To get here?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
So like not joking, I think tens like is quite
an achievement and.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'll be proud of that.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, wow, these will be to be legit.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Yeah, so I will have my a grip, No.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
I do.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
The way you do them is not to do them
at all. I will have my fist underneath your chair.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I need to feel sternham On fist for every single
push up to.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
It's broken in.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I thought I could cheap.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
It's for mental health. Get it together. There's absolutely no
change here.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
And Emmy looks after the push up challenges hating that chat.
So you're gonna do a proper push up mate, for
a great course. All right, okay, are you ready to go?
If we got someone on the counter here, do you
want to hold the counter woods, I.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Don't have the counter. I'm holding a microphone.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Okay, I think we're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Is everybody set fourteen push ups to get us to
three thousand two hundred and fourteen push ups.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I've just got in the position.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
This is going to really hur Wow, could you come forward?
Actually you're try honestly well, so you've got me double
XL shorts.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
These things are going to fall over.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
It's going to be a nightmare for everyone.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
All the more reason to go and see this on
our social media. Williktok TikTok. I really hope of all
the videos this goes viral. Men doing fourteen bush ups.
I mean, it's a hard sell, and you're.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Not doing them when he needs By the way, I
have to say, those legs out all right?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Are we ready? Go? Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Here we go and one, two, three, bit of a shake.
Four he's got four. That's five, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Six. Seven Do you need to have a rest?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Eight?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Geez? Nine? That was good?
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Ten mate, he's on now, he's on.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Now, want to go? We want to go? Come on?
Speaker 6 (34:37):
What's going through your head? People's ten more?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Whoa come on from?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
And we've just lost connect to outside. I can see
that we have lost connection to outside. Button push to
tom here we can't hear anything. He has done fourteen
push ups. He has completed fourteen push ups.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
A lot. Fourteen push ups has been completed.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
The boys are coming back in the studio now because
we can't hear them.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
He has completed fourteen push ups. We disconnected from outside, but.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Yeah, absolutely shreds. I've just been told that maybe you
guys didn't hear the end of that. But where did
we lose it? Where did we lose it? We lost
the push ups right on thirteen. Woody Well, he made
it to fourteen. It was extraordinary. If you didn't hear it,
you can go and see it.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Go to Instagram, Will and Woody TikTok Will and Woody.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
It truly was phenomenal. We lost That was the climax.
I feel sorry for everyone. Obviously, the good news is
he's plastic. He had to combat, so no one's going
to believe that you in fourteen.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I mean a matter of words is to describe the
finish there. That was.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I mean, it kind of felt like we're on a
sci fi movie and someone went on the dark side
of the moon and we lost contact there. We've built
so much suspense up to this moment. Our EP Captain
poop Pant's doing the last fourteen pushups of our three
thy two hundred and fourteen push ups, this Push Up Challenge,
it's been Guy Sebastian's been in here doing then, Laura
Henshaw has been in here doing then. We've had Ruben Strausen,
Peking Duck of Harry garse Eide, the Olympic boxer, everyone
(36:59):
contributing to what is a great course in this tune.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
This tune registered please to.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Be part of the Push Up Challenge and raised much
needed funds and awareness of mental health. You guys can
do that, But we had to complete our challenge first, mate,
and I mean tip of the cap.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
To our ep Billie. He got out there.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
He had the exercise kid on, he had the sweatbands on.
I mean, oh yeah, I've never seen a more unappetizing site.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yes, I won a dinner tonight, but excuse me, Wally,
I vomited a couple of.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
But yes, he was out there, and again, I just
I cannot believe that we managed to lose the journey.
And I think the most critical point he got to
thirteen push ups. He's one push up away. I mean,
I imagine you guys were all leaning into your radios
because this is one of the great physical feats you've
ever bloody heard Yeah, and we just lost all audio.
(37:54):
Yeah yeah, so already a lot of question marks. Did
he actually make it to fourteen? Like you guys have
just toyed with the audio because maybe he did face planned.
But the good news is we've got the audio. We're
going to pick it up from his twelfth push up here.
It is Australia.
Speaker 12 (38:19):
Come on, you were shaking, of course there.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
It is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Fourteen of the best.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Confetti cannon's exploded over him. He started celebrating like an
NBA champion. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
He's still cradling he's massaging chest out there. Hey you
feeling I mean, I am, I'm embarrassingly sore.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
I say that hit the ice barb or something good.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
You've got a lot of Bambi about you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You know, just using your legs for the first time,
using your arms for the first time.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
It's a beautiful thing, right you embrace that. I'm proud
and you guys should embrace the push up challenge. It
is this June.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
If you're going to say that video, by the way,
it'll be Instagram TikTok will and what do you see
a grown man attempting a very feeble feat nothing better.
In my eyes, that's just raw entertainment. And this June
reads to be part of the Push Up Challenge, raising
much needed health and awareness for funds for mental health.
I should say it's been a great thing to be
doing on the show. I'm very glad to have been a
part of it. You guys, now over to you.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
It is June. It is time to get pushing for
a wonderful cause.
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm gonna put the soft drink.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Beer dy no, duy no. Alright, let's get into it
every Friday, kicking off the show with Kenn. You here,
if you can tell the difference between beer and soft drink.
Where the sound of the can opening, give us a call.
Thirteen one, six five is the number woods ten thousand
(00:33):
dollars if you get ten cans in a row, as
always yet to be accomplished.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Nine. We've had two nines, we had an eight.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
People are getting very cool, very good. I think my
cracking is getting better. I think people are getting better
from their cars. Let's see if Kim is one of
those people. Kim, before we chat, let's just go into
can one here.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It is one ful. I'd say that that's a beer.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Sorry Kim, that was a That was a crisp soft drink.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Sorry Kim.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Question from the floor, yeah please. Someone asked me the
other day what we do with all the cans?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Consume them? Consume them. It is a Friday at the
end of the day week responsibly.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Of course, there are nine people in this team, so
they spread evenly across the team and we have a
lovely time.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Responsibly let's go to Kayla here, Kayla, let's just go
straight into can one. All right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
That's a beer.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's not okay.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I mean I gave I gave Australia a big, big
talk up before this, saying like everyone's getting a lot better.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I was.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I couldn't we disappointed?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
We must them?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, these guys just could be prized because they're just
after the cash. They're not real players. Renee, on the
other hand, stinks of a real player. Not that you stink, Renee, but.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
If you were to stink, though, would you stink of
a real player? Renee?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Right here we go camera.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Beer bomb.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Bang, there's a smell about. There's a smell about.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm reading here that you're from Hoppers Crossing in Victoria.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Is that right, Renee?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's right, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
There's more soft drinking be consumed there than anywhere else
per capita, I think, is that rights? It's the Kingdom
of Cans.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, that's what I sound the tourism website, all right, Rne,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
There's a tourism with.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, the Kingdom of Cans. Wow.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well, let's go straight to Can three here right here
we go.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So outside of living in the Kingdom of Cans that
will has identified, which means that you are around soft
drinking beer a lot. Is there anything to suggest that
your ears are particularly talented.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
There's a little something that I can hear that we
won't disclose that just yet.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Love this this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Last week with a woman who got to eight cans.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
God rest her. I can't remember her name. She's not dead.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I heard that, so she was every day Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Thanks for She was very private about her listening technique
as well.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Renee, Why why are you so coy?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I feel like if I say something's going to ruin everything.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
So yeah, you MOUs yourself and a lot of people
have mozed before. I keep your cards close to your chest, Renee.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Let's go exactly right now we go and four is it?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Can for.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Beer?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I give every single player an opportunity. I'm not playing
with you.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
There's no mind games here, but I do like to
give everyone the option to change their selection. You said
it was beer before the song. Do you want to
change your mind now?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Sticking with Bier? Please?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Great decision, Renee, it was a beer, well done.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Four cans.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I want to reveal any secrets as to what you're hearing, Renee,
or do you want to barrel on?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, barrelon danks.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Standing can five.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Beer, Renee, nice, Renee, very good, Renee. Tell us a
bit about yourself, Rene, you're at five. This is where
we do we get a bit personal with you. Sure, yeah,
tell us a bit about yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh so yeah, obviously I'm from Hobbers Crossing.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm a receptionist at a medical research institute.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Do you do any research on the ears, Renee?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, I'm at front reception there and it's a great job.
And yeah, been there for a long time.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Now, got to have your ears on those phone calls and.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Definitely got to rather the switchboard head piece, so you
need to be able to hear.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Let's get six, I reckon, let's get in there. Let's
do it. You got to draw the line that you've
got to use your ears, I reckon. That was the
moment he's can.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Sick soft drink.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah wow, boom, there's ten thousand of our own hard
earned words.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'll remind you six cans. You have been been warned
by the boss.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And what I'm worried about because I start getting worried
when people have got six. There's no hesitation here, Renee.
You're not guessing at all, are you? You are you
genuinely hear.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Something I do. I do and I have every time.
I listen every day, and I get them right myself,
and I'm like, no, I mean sometimes, you know, sometimes
I fail, but generally I can hear something.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yes, you have to give me a percentage that you get.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It depends on the type of crack that you do.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Wouldie, Oh, don't come for the cracker.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
That's all part of it's variable.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That is a variable.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Cans heaven woods, She's still got four to go, so
let's not count out cans before they've cracked.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
No beer.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I feel like you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I feel you get that halfway through the crack, Like
that was wow, that was really impressive.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's it's impressive. Can you hear it? Call?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've ever heard really, but you've got it if all
the crack had finished.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
You remind me of Actually, you remind.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Me of Beatrice the Gladiator. Yeah, famously came in this studio.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You know what's actually Funny's fun I drink, but I
drink it out of stubbies.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
That is that That is silly. That is silly and funny.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's good stuff. Yeah, night.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Soft Drinks.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I'm believable. Wow wow, turn to guy and she's in
rare and I I can't.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Tell me a bit about yourself. If you feel comfortable.
Family partner, Yes, got a beautiful partner.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Her name is Shannon.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Shout out to chas if she's listening.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
She is listening.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, is she good as well? Is Shannon good as well?
It's getting the noise, she's terrible, all right?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
He wow? No, the ten grand Renee.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh, definitely a holiday. Definitely a holiday.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I did a holiday.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, Well, ten thousand dollars gets you a long way.
That's that's that's Europe.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm shaking right now.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Play cash.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Actually I'm shaking.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Jeez. I'm on your team, Renee. I'm on your team.
We're on your.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Team absolutely, Renee. Can no, I'm doing it for you.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Shannon.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Soft drink.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
That's not.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Well, you've gone.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Can we song over?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You said we have cigarette Renee, Renee. If you're on nine,
it's customery. You're going to have to reach out to
wherever you're you're doing your receptionist work because it is
customer that your tenth can is in the studio, so.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
You can have as many darts as you want between.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Now and then, as many darts, as many songs. Are
you available Monday, Renee? Can you come in Monday?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yes? I can, yep, Okay, Renee, we will see you
on Monday.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Its Shnnonda crack some cans for you over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I reckon, hey on, talk to wait till Monday to
do this.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, we just said that. That's what we said.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
You're in.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You're in shasking if you're available on Monday for a coffee?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do you want to Can you come in the studio now?
Can you come in the studio on Monday for your
tenth can? Oh? Really, that's the deal.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
That's the rule.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
If a record is to be broken, it's got to
be a face.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
To face number. Renow.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh yeah I can. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
No right, Renee, We're going to hand you out of
the producers. Unbelievable game. Renee, well played. Renee will be
in on Monday for a tenth can. We will also
have a huge announcement back can you hear it?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
For the next week.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
We are three thousan two hundred push ups into our
May edition of the.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Push Up Challenge.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Obviously the Push Up Challenges this June, so please register
be part of a wonderful campaign to raise much needed
funds and awareness for mental health Woods.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
But we've got fourteen push ups to go.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We've got a range of guests to the studio, Harry Garsai,
Guy Sebastian, Laura Henshaw, Reuben Styles from Peaking Duck, a
range of people who have come in and done push
ups to get us to the three two hundred, But
the most appropriate person to the final fourteen is our
ep Camptain poop Pans, who revealed to us that he
hasn't done five push ups in fifteen years.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
And he has partner told him as well, the most
physically unres zillient person that she has ever met.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Her words, not mine, but Perie.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
We realized that there's going to be such a significant
physical feat for you that we've managed to wrangle up
some of our friends. Will yeah, just to send some
messages of support to you before you embark on your
journey of fourteen push ups.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And I'm going to kick off the first one now.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Ed it's Jim Currier, former Australian Open champion, and I
just want to send along my best wishes and best
of luck for you to achieve this monumental challenge that
you're tackling now with your pushups. I remember when I
had to really dig very very deep one year at
the Australian Open. It was about forty two degrees plan
Stephan Aberg in the final. Given everything we got, we
(11:43):
were cramping up at the trophy ceremony and I still
had the sack because I'd committed to something that was
important to me. So if you can commit at that level,
I think you can achieve it. My friend, best the luck.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Does that feel significant for you?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well, I always thought that I could relate very well
to professional fleets, and this is only just affirming that.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
We thought so. I thought so.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I suppose, like you know, playing one hundred hours
of tenants across the week, across the world, across two
weeks across the world's best is very similar to doing
fourteen push ups on a Friday afternoon. And that doesn't
that's not that doesn't sound like a ridiculous statement.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
What you just.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Said, did you do one last night? Did you did?
You did you do wonders to see if you could
get up?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Absolutely really, I love it.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
We could have a face plan in our hands this afternoon,
and I'm very excited.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You should be very excited.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
The final fourteen push ups of our push up Challenge
done by our impotent EP Captain poop Pants.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
That was a bit much.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Best moment for the week, right, If you like a
little bit more enticement to get along to that podcast
bit of a tease, a listen to this.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
It is a week on women wood remember that funny
bit web.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Actually, wouldn't we just play back Will and Woodies weaken review.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, whenever we were engaging in a horizontal refreshment.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
That the dog had a weird thing with licking my feet.
That'll give you the ships to dog joke.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
You also left a guy because of a pet. What happens?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Sarah was in a long term relationship and the bird
then started to get stressed and.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Would attack my head whenever I was on the phone
with him, So then I left the relationship.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Sorry, the bird came in quick. There there was a bird,
So I had a bird.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yes, immediately she's got their Sarah.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
We are the relatable Kings.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Arguably, losing a singular AirPod is the most annoying thing
to lose in the world.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I'll roll with one for a while. It's frustrating. Well,
what about just Alan keys?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Do you lose?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
You know how You've always have your won Alan key
for that being, so did you lose that way?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Like nothing else? I used to go to the parent
teacher interviews for who.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
For me.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
That is just so you.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
The best way for me to feel good about myself
was going to a parent teacher interview. I walked into
that joint and you could hear the choir. These guys
think I'm awesome. You think I'm awesome. It's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Bad night for me to night for mom and dad
as well. Because my French accent was so bad.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I used to tell them I've got German in my family,
and the French teacher apparently said, which one.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Of you is German?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
My daughter Max, she's three years old. She hates Woody.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
He's grappling with that as a people plays. It was
her third birthday on the weekend. You swindled your way
into the party. Oh all we should do maybe is cooler?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I Max?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Hey, Max, it's Woody.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yeah, I don't want to force this upon you.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
But you'd say we're friends, now, wouldn't you. That is
just unbelievable news Max Max.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He didn't, did mummy? Did Mummy say that she was
going to give you something? If you spoke to Woody?
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Why cow?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I'm a proud cow wall stand o go.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
In the first thirty years of my life, I was
a bit embarrassed about admitting that I was a coward.
Mim was selling some outdoor furniture at our place and
I was like, I'm hiding.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You hid in your own house.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
So I just hid.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Another example of a proud coward is like somebody who
if they got.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Conscripted to go to war, they just you know, bleep
the country.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Absolutely not i'd go to war.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I'm against war obviously, but if I got conscripted, I
would go. But if there's a noise in the shed,
sometimes I call the cops.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
You know what I meant, rather than go outside. Proud coward,
we're back from the cow.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (15:52):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I was gonna say, if you think that, I think
that's the original, you're Wrong's we knocked that up just
a little bit earlier. You're kidding yep, yep label. That's
Captain Poopen's on vocals there.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Wow, you call.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It weedness A great hog?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Is that small?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
That's exactly how I feel.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Guarding my home.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh wow, we're some great bones for the week.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
This week, we're gonna say the best for right up
next though, it's a Friday follow up, So our favorite
call of the week followed up by definitely a call
to her.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh yeah, and I reckon.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
There's going to be some more stories given what Emma
told us the first time round.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
This is genius what she does, genius genius. You have
a proud coward as well.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
We're going back.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Let's go back in time, going back in time. It's
not follow Are you telling me that you've built a.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Time machine.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Already?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Woods.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We'll get some great calls during the week, but it
is always worth following up on our favorite one. I
reckon This this week's.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Is a cracker. Absolute.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
We were taking calls on parent teacher Night horror stories
and Emma gave us a call and told us this.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Look.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
When I was young, I was always a troublemaker AND's
cause one with the loud math, always mucking around and
my teachers every single time would be like.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Look, that's it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
And when I get to your parents, when we have
this parent teacher interview, we're gonna have this big chat.
I'm going to pull you up on your behavior. But
my parents were deaf, so I actually would be attending
these parent teacher interviews and translating well. Not only would
it guilt trip them and all of a sudden they
just were really sorry for me. But if it was
really bad, I just would downplay it and make out
like it wasn't that bad because I was the one translating. Nice.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
I think it's genius. Emma joins us on the show
once again. Hello Emma Hillo, Hi Emma, welcome.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
To wille MODI.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Hi, thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I tell you back on mate.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
First question from me, Emma, is is this a maneuver
that you would do a bit with your parents.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
I look, I played it as much as I could
my advantage. I'll admit that. I mean little things I'd
chop and change I could.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
There was a remote where we were like, oh, jeezu,
this is slightly a moral.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Look, I started young. I think it didn't take me
long to kind of work out that I could play
things to my advantage as much as I could. I
think I was like six or seven. I hadn't quite
worked out that when you called emergency services like obviously
they could track your address. So my neighbor didn't like
my dog. So what I did was I actually called
the fire brigade and told them that there was a
(18:32):
fire next door. So then what they've done is they've
obviously knocked on our door. My mum's answered, and my
mom so what I've done had to do is start translating,
and they've obviously said more or less. You know, someone's
called next door. There was the smoke, you know, the
spire there, but there wasn't anything there. Done that thing,
you know, there's a fine.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Sorry, I'm just a recap. So you've called the fire
brigade from your house.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Yeah, I did a prank call and said there was
a fire next door and there wasn't.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
Because you don't like I don't like your dog.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, okay, they traced the call back to your house.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Yeah, and I know they could do that, so they've
rocked up.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You got the fire engine out in the front of
your house.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, about to give me the big mother load
of all lectures obviously, and then what I did is
my mom's answered. I then start translating and said, oh,
there was a fire next door. So as you can imagine, mom,
Mom's done the whole face when really they've told me,
you know, you've prank, called, you've been naughty, you're about
to get a fine, and then she's gone, and then
(19:33):
they've kept going, and I've gone, look, you know, it's
pretty serious. They've just you know, they've wanted to let
everyone know in the area. And then my mom's done
the whole year nodding thing with a real concern face,
gone along. So little did they know. I think one
fire brigade officer picked it up in the end, because
as I was shutting the door, my mom was smiling,
eating and I was like, look, guys, so I don't
know who it was, but thank you for coming or whatever,
(19:54):
and he goes, but it obviously wasn't your mom, and
my Mom's still waving by and I shut the door,
and I panied because I was he's put two and
two together that they never came back, and said.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
So don't you ever find out what actually happened?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Em No, what.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
She's got to hear it here, No, it happened, and.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Will the relatable kings that is so leadable.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
We don't mean to do it, we don't seek out
to do it, but we talk about relatable things. Will
we just we stumble into it naturally. And how's this
for relatability? Dealing with leaves right now in your front yard,
I tell you what I mean, Ring that related bell,
because it doesn't matter how long I spend out there
(20:46):
picking up leaves, blowing leaves with the leaf.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Turned that down pretty.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Annoying, annoying. I turned down leaf blowers being annoying. That's
a bit relateable.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh, pull the bell.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
You would think that you could?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
You think you could put a silencer on the leaf blow,
wouldn't you like, because they're like, it's so much louder than.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
A lawnmower, like James Bond.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Well, yes, I think if you do make the nozzle
a bit thinner, you could, because that is that's that's
I know it. We'll turn that down. We're losing, we're
losing them.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
But so for me, I'm out there for hours, I'm
blowing these things around, I'm picking them up, and I
don't put a dint in the amount of leaves that
are in the front yard where it's like, I mean,
I was about to say, where are you're coming from?
I know where you're coming from, But how could there
be so many?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Now I get it, mate, So it's relatable. It's not
good gear. It's relatable.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
This is where it becomes good gear. Because here's the
question I've got. I think this will be polarizing. I
have started, rather than picking them up and filling out
my green bin so quickly just started blowing him into
the street.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I do that. You just saying okay, you don't have
to pick up.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So I was getting looks, so getting perceived looks once
a dance floor at a music festival, because you thought
you were getting looks.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Yeah, well nowadays, But well I was.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know, you're quite you know, youre susceptible to thinking
you're getting looks, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I was sober, I was at the dance party. I was.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
I was a little bit under the influence. Responsibly, of
course I was sober. I'm just blowing there. But I'm blowing.
I can't tell you how many leaves I'm blowing onto
the street.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
That's what the gutter systems for you know. That's what
you know.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
The goes in the gutters, the rains, it goes down.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
The question is are we in the wrong or is it? Okay,
let's go to Erin here. I mean, this is the
relatable bit, will this is?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Where is this the bit?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Well, if everyone's going everyone's got a thought on this,
because we've all thought about blowing leaves under the street,
or we've seen someone blow onto the street.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Let's go to Erin. Let's go to Erin here. Erin, Hello,
you got a lot of leaves in your front yard?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Yes, putting them into the bin.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, So what are your thoughts? I'm just blowing them
onto the street.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, so what you to say about the gutter?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Was my neighbor does?
Speaker 11 (22:58):
It? Is onto the street up in the gutter, and
then when I walk my daughter in a pram and
cross this road, my pram gets stuck in the leaves
in the gutter.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
So you're against it, I'm against it, yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Because they get all wet and they clumpy and then
you can't get over it with the pram.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah right, I don't think that's what the street sweeper
is for.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Getting your wheel caught in leaves. That's related bell for
the parents.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
That's the things I've got caught in.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't ever use that bell.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Will lose the segment that's relatable. I don't think it
is all.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
All the Pram brothers and sisters out there are going.
I've been there.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Helen's killed Helen.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Helen.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, Hi, what are your thoughts on just blowing those
leaves out onto the street?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Where do you stand on it?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I blow them out on the street, but I do
one better. I put my leaves in a wheelbarrow and
wheel them across the road and put them around the trees.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Is milked?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
No? Why it's only on your bit of like grass
on the on the side street there?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Or do you know I go across the road and
put them around the trees.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Helen's a good person, Helen, Like, Ellen, do you do
that at night?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
She's saying it's she says it's good for the trees.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I'm sorry if I walk up to my if I
look up to my neighbor's house and I dump a
wheelbarrow of leaves.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
And dumb them, she constructively puts them around the trees.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
As much do you dump Helen?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
No, I spread them around the.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Hen's so Why do you do it at night then, Helen.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Because somebody is going to dug me in and you
know I'll get in trouble with you.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
As soon as you're doing under the cloak of night.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
I walk around with my wheelbrow with my recycling and
dump it and everyone's recycling.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
You're always doing that at night. I'll ring the bell.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
We are about to complete in spectacular fashion.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Push Up Challenge.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Three two hundred and fourteen push ups is the goal
for you, guys. If you want to do the Push
Up Challenge this June, you've got to register soon, guys,
reagister to be part of the Push Up Challenge and
raise much needed awareness and funds for mental health. It's
an awesome cause, very close to our hearts here on
this show. That's why we've got right around at woods.
We've had to complete that number all throughout the month
of May.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Great for your mental health as well, to get physical
as well, to do those push ups, achieve a goal,
and we are almost We are so close.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yes to our goal.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Will Yeah, that's right, mate.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
The tally's sitting at three thousand and two, one hundred
push ups and there's no accident.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
We pulled up stumps short. We could have got there.
We could have got there ourselves. We've had a host
of a great celebrities we've been in here, YEP, pushing
them out for a great cause. But we stopped when
we remembered just how physically impotent our EP Captain poop
Pants is.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
He's thirty three, He's got the upper.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Body strength of a five year old, YEP, and we
had the great idea of having him finish off the challenge.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
How many do you think you can do?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
If I was extending myself ten?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
When's the last time you did ten push ups?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Like a long time ago. You're outside of this context.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
I cannot see the need.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Okay, I reckon, we're going to put him at twenty.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'd have to take the rest of the day.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I won't be able to drive. His car will be too.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I want to see him straight the last.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Fourteen so three hundred and fourteen. Oh, he was poetic.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
I like it, and I think almost the best part
about this will is that yesterday, when we reminded him
that he'll be doing the last fourteen push ups, he
gave us full permission to dress him.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Are you going to do it in your bloodstones, mate,
is that a stick with you?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I'll do it whatever you like me to.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Don't say that go on record. Now, despite a trip
to sexy Lands and several different pretty scandalous pieces.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
That we put together, which were all vetted.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
By the other producers, we have decided just to go
for a pretty standard sports outfit.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I'm pretty excited to see this.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I've never seen the man in anything but a pretty
primary colored T shirt and black skinny jeans.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
So he started wearing the loose, actually recently, the loose.
Gen let's get its.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Wow heavy, Yes, you look grace.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
More things, absolute weapons.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Those guns I'm wearing too.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Wristbands that would that are over my wrist.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Currently, but they could quite comfortably fit over my biceps.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No, it's a very it's a very loose singlet.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So your arms, I mean, I mean we have been
joking about about your physicality.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But thank you for but there really is.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
No significant difference in diameter from wrist to shoulder, is there.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's it's a noodle.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's a straight up. It's a straight noodle.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
But as you've said so many times, you just do
not see any physical exercise or you don't see a
point of it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, I like it outside of the you know, the
general physiological benefits of exercise, and I find it quite boring.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah, sure, And I find this degrading, right right, Yeah,
We're so sorry you feel degraded. And I think that
this is a mental health and that's not the point.
That's not the point of this where we're trying to
empower you.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
We are, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
And all part of that PP is getting words of
encouragement and motivation from a number of people. I believe
we've got a message here from one of the co
founders of Kick, Laura Henshaw.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Hello, and it's Laura Hinsjoy here, co founder of Kick.
You are an absolute legend. I know you can do
those push ups. You'll be much better than me. Just
believe in yourself. I believe in you. You have got this.
You are very mustly fine.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Good luck, you've got this. Do you believe in yourself?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well, I don't think the war does.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It was a law on the word most then we
cut that short. I think we've got a message here
as well from former Australian Open champion Jim Currier.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
If you listen, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Jim Currier, former Australian Open champion, and I just want
to send along my best wishes and best of luck
for you to achieve this monumental challenge that you're tackling
now with your push ups. I remember when I had
to really dig, very very deep one year at the
Australian Open. It was about forty two degrees playing Stephan
Edberg in the final. Given everything we got, we were
(29:35):
cramping up at the trophy ceremony and I still had
the sack because I'd committed to something that was important
to me. So if you can commit at that level,
I think you can achieve it, my friend.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Best of luck Now's that for inspoke that one was
actually really good.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I heard that before that that is genuinely quite It.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Was nice, right.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
He's like, if I could win the Australian Open and
play hundreds of hours of tennis across two weeks because
the best players in the world in searing temperature, I mean, fourteen.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Push ups seems like a snack. It does matter, it
really does. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I think if you liked that, we've got the voice
of an Olympian here. He's going to give you a
final push before you do.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Your push ups.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Ed, it's your girlfriend, Georgie Parker, Yes, the olympian, not
the actress. And good luck in being able to do
the push ups for the push up challenge. I know
I joke about how you have zero physical resilience, but
I really do think you could prove me wrong here.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
How does it feel that your partner jokes about your
physical resilience?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Hurtful?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
But there is a there is through that, there is
an element of her believing in me, which which I'll
try and search for, and I'll try and take through
the next fourteen push ups.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I love that, I love you.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
What if you're not sticking around, go to us.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So let's get the man out there, the human noodle
fourteen pushups for any adequate human.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Has done what happened?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Mate, pull a hamstring.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You will never hear anything better than a thirty three
year old man trying to do fourteen push ups. A
man who has broken out into spontaneous convulsions at just
the sight of an athletics track or dumb bell woods.
A man who genuinely is allergic to any sort of
physical exercise. It is our ep captain poopans he hasn't
(31:32):
done five push ups since the age of twelve. That's right,
and we've given him the last fourteen push ups of.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Our push up challenge.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Absolutely, there's been some incredible physical feats over the years.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Eric the il.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
MUSSELMBARNI don't you laugh at that? Don't you laugh at that?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Mate? It's worth mentioning asolute. It's a similar thing. It's
a similar thing, mate. He had he hadn't seen a
pool for twenty years. You haven't. You haven't seen a
push up for twenty years. I thought you guys are
in the same area.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Similarity between this and Eric the Elms funny is. I mean,
it's unbelievable. So, I mean, I don't know what you're
doing standing up?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Can you at least come down here, get.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
On your knees.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
How are you? How are you feeling it?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Your microphones up at your nose? Mate? I feel weird,
I feel awkward. You look awkward? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We'll get there.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, I think you'll get there.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Basketball shorts are pretty lose, can you that's not a
push up position?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Okay, So in all seriousness, mate, we have to get fourteen.
Today is the last day of our push up challenge.
Fredgs to be part of the push Up Challenge this
June for you guys as well, raising much needed awareness
and funds for mental health. But mate, you've got fourteen
push ups to do? How many do you actually think
you're going.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
To get here?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
So like not joking, I think tens like is quite
an achievement and.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'll be proud of that.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, wow, these will be to be legit.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Yeah, so I will have my a grip, No.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
I do.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
The way you do them is not to do them
at all. I will have my fist underneath your chair.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I need to feel sternham On fist for every single
push up to.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
It's broken in.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I thought I could cheap.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
It's for mental health. Get it together. There's absolutely no
change here.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
And Emmy looks after the push up challenges hating that chat.
So you're gonna do a proper push up mate, for
a great course. All right, okay, are you ready to go?
If we got someone on the counter here, do you
want to hold the counter woods, I.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Don't have the counter. I'm holding a microphone.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Okay, I think we're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Is everybody set fourteen push ups to get us to
three thousand two hundred and fourteen push ups.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I've just got in the position.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
This is going to really hur Wow, could you come forward?
Actually you're try honestly well, so you've got me double
XL shorts.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
These things are going to fall over.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
It's going to be a nightmare for everyone.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
All the more reason to go and see this on
our social media. Williktok TikTok. I really hope of all
the videos this goes viral. Men doing fourteen bush ups.
I mean, it's a hard sell, and you're.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Not doing them when he needs By the way, I
have to say, those legs out all right?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Are we ready? Go? Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Here we go and one, two, three, bit of a shake.
Four he's got four. That's five, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Six. Seven Do you need to have a rest?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Eight?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Geez? Nine? That was good?
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Ten mate, he's on now, he's on.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Now, want to go? We want to go? Come on?
Speaker 6 (34:37):
What's going through your head? People's ten more?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Whoa come on from?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
And we've just lost connect to outside. I can see
that we have lost connection to outside. Button push to
tom here we can't hear anything. He has done fourteen
push ups. He has completed fourteen push ups.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
A lot. Fourteen push ups has been completed.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
The boys are coming back in the studio now because
we can't hear them.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
He has completed fourteen push ups. We disconnected from outside, but.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Yeah, absolutely shreds. I've just been told that maybe you
guys didn't hear the end of that. But where did
we lose it? Where did we lose it? We lost
the push ups right on thirteen. Woody Well, he made
it to fourteen. It was extraordinary. If you didn't hear it,
you can go and see it.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Go to Instagram, Will and Woody TikTok Will and Woody.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
It truly was phenomenal. We lost That was the climax.
I feel sorry for everyone. Obviously, the good news is
he's plastic. He had to combat, so no one's going
to believe that you in fourteen.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I mean a matter of words is to describe the
finish there. That was.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I mean, it kind of felt like we're on a
sci fi movie and someone went on the dark side
of the moon and we lost contact there. We've built
so much suspense up to this moment. Our EP Captain
poop Pant's doing the last fourteen pushups of our three
thy two hundred and fourteen push ups, this Push Up Challenge,
it's been Guy Sebastian's been in here doing then, Laura
Henshaw has been in here doing then. We've had Ruben Strausen,
Peking Duck of Harry garse Eide, the Olympic boxer, everyone
(36:59):
contributing to what is a great course in this tune.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
This tune registered please to.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Be part of the Push Up Challenge and raised much
needed funds and awareness of mental health. You guys can
do that, But we had to complete our challenge first, mate,
and I mean tip of the cap.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
To our ep Billie. He got out there.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
He had the exercise kid on, he had the sweatbands on.
I mean, oh yeah, I've never seen a more unappetizing site.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yes, I won a dinner tonight, but excuse me, Wally,
I vomited a couple of.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
But yes, he was out there, and again, I just
I cannot believe that we managed to lose the journey.
And I think the most critical point he got to
thirteen push ups. He's one push up away. I mean,
I imagine you guys were all leaning into your radios
because this is one of the great physical feats you've
ever bloody heard Yeah, and we just lost all audio.
(37:54):
Yeah yeah, so already a lot of question marks. Did
he actually make it to fourteen? Like you guys have
just toyed with the audio because maybe he did face planned.
But the good news is we've got the audio. We're
going to pick it up from his twelfth push up here.
It is Australia.
Speaker 12 (38:19):
Come on, you were shaking, of course there.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
It is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Fourteen of the best.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Confetti cannon's exploded over him. He started celebrating like an
NBA champion. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
He's still cradling he's massaging chest out there. Hey you
feeling I mean, I am, I'm embarrassingly sore.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
I say that hit the ice barb or something good.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
You've got a lot of Bambi about you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You know, just using your legs for the first time,
using your arms for the first time.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
It's a beautiful thing, right you embrace that. I'm proud
and you guys should embrace the push up challenge. It
is this June.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
If you're going to say that video, by the way,
it'll be Instagram TikTok will and what do you see
a grown man attempting a very feeble feat nothing better.
In my eyes, that's just raw entertainment. And this June
reads to be part of the Push Up Challenge, raising
much needed health and awareness for funds for mental health.
I should say it's been a great thing to be
doing on the show. I'm very glad to have been a
part of it. You guys, now over to you.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
It is June. It is time to get pushing for
a wonderful cause.
Popular Podcasts
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
True Crime Tonight
If you eat, sleep, and breathe true crime, TRUE CRIME TONIGHT is serving up your nightly fix. Five nights a week, KT STUDIOS & iHEART RADIO invite listeners to pull up a seat for an unfiltered look at the biggest cases making headlines, celebrity scandals, and the trials everyone is watching. With a mix of expert analysis, hot takes, and listener call-ins, TRUE CRIME TONIGHT goes beyond the headlines to uncover the twists, turns, and unanswered questions that keep us all obsessed—because, at TRUE CRIME TONIGHT, there’s a seat for everyone. Whether breaking down crime scene forensics, scrutinizing serial killers, or debating the most binge-worthy true crime docs, True Crime Tonight is the fresh, fast-paced, and slightly addictive home for true crime lovers.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com