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Speaker 1 (00:04):
So Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Go my Gomery's on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Can I say, boys, relax, have fun with it for yourself.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I appreciate that we all we always get very nervous
and intimidated by big guests like you guy.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
We do every day you get a big fish.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's it. No, I needed that. I hope we both
needed that. You take the pressure off.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It take the pressure off. All right, Well you everyone
can go and check out.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Guys got a brand new season of spelling there returning
tonight eight thirty five and ABC TV. We can binge
all the episodes right now. You just get stuck in
bloody if you're greedy, If you're a greedy TV watcher.
I'm a once a week guy personally, But I like
the giving everyone the option on the.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Because restraint from you? Is that true?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I assume you're abstaining for political reasons. You and obviously
ever disagreements. Yeah, remain very outspoken. Frustrated by the recent
election results.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
With shows that you like, do you and you've got
Exodus to say you fall in love with the show?
Do you still pass pass that out?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Is one a week? You do?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Try to trum my best and he's very good at it.
He's very good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Really respect that? Yes, so nice.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What do you think that's hurting me up to this point?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Because I'm the turn turnaround there was enormous like where
you've gone from the.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Way you said, I really respect that that.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
You're really surprised by how much you respected me.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I want I'm taking it back. It's a model of
self restraints.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, modern world when everything's more and more and more
and now now now to find a fellow who's willing
to say, hey, this is.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Too much for me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Someone's going to take us down.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Do you think that maybe when he meets your TV
show guy, that maybe maybe it'll bring down the man
with this restraint?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Guh, Well, I'd love to know what your vulnerabilities historically.
What are the shows that have grabbed you by the
short and curlies and said watch me now?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, good question.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Look, obviously the classics Game of Thrones hit pretty hard,
but again I was limited to a once a week
number there, so, uh, Luther I hit pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I like like those hectic.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
British crime shows really wrapped me in the first that
Sherlock Home series that Bennedtt Cumberbatch did.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
That was very hard to keep myself to once a
week on that one.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So any similarities with Guy Mont's spelling be to those
dark and brooding.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Think of me as Moriarty and the contestants of SHS
and they're trying to solve the case of the missing letters.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
They can't be quite addictive.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Bennet at cumber Patch and I have I would say
he has aspirational cheekbones.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
You know, I'm not sure of a cheap bone.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But Guy, you know he is perpetually looking quite malnourished.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, you have got structural similarities in the face to
Benedict Cumberbat.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I noticed that, you see it.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
He First of all, you go to my house recently
to the podcast with Woods, and.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I was going to pretend I'm broke in, but you
asked me.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We appreciated that.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Did you just I mean, this is a very in question,
but I did offer you food before the podcast because
I wanted us to have the reputation as a podcast
of people that offer their guests food. Have you told
anyone in the industry, Guy, that we offered food when
you came on the podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, that's a good question, because if it had some
big guests on your on the on the Spelling Bee
as well. Guy, this season annagatsby Hamish Blake, Roade McManus,
these are these are heavyweights woods of the entnment world.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Have you told them we.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Are we're promoting my show or your podcast? Double look
you have you released the episode yet?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
No, the whole podcast hasn't been released yet. By the way,
it'll be out soon. Guys, we'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'll tell you this, it has not come up. The
podcast hasn't come up because.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
It doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Good retort.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
One day I'd like the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I'll host you in a green room and I'll show
you what a real spread looks like.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
It's not just a couple of you bought from the
corner store.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm sure to follow up on the Patrick Schwarzenegga gear
because obviously last time you were in you revealed your
affinity with Paddy schwartz.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Season one we had grown ups two.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So about twenty five screenings in, a guy comes on
and says, you know, that's done with Schwartzenegger's son, and
we become consumed by him. We have a segment on
the podcast called Patty Schwartz Party Time. We're tracking his investments,
we're trekking his relationships, we're reaching out on Twitter. At
the end of the season, we get matching Patrick Schwarzenega tattoos.
And for sort of eleven years, since it's just this
(04:44):
miscellaneous piece of trivia that no one really knows about,
it's on my ass, no one gets to see or
really discuss. And then all of a sudden, he has
this huge Schwarzenega renaissance. He's back in the public eye,
and I'm going, you don't know I know this guy.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
So that's been doing the rounds on social media. Patty
Schwartz has commented there saying, let's get a beer.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's on me. What's happened?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, that was obviously unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I told that story to you guys, and then I
did the project and I told them and then we
saw that you don't know this, but Patty's coming on
the show next week.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Is there anything you want to say to him?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So I bowled the camera and I said, look, Petty,
it's me, the guy from ten years ago. Let's get
a beer. And the clip obviously found its way to him.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Maybe the publicist put it in front of him and
he said, lit's do it. And so then we were
dming on Instagram. But I was during the Melbourne Comedy
Festival and his press too only took him to Sydney,
and I was like, going to fly myself, said this
do it. I said, this's the one day I can
do it, and he sort of took a little bit
to reply, and then I was looking at flights. I
was going to fly myself down to Sydney. Oh really yeah,
(05:53):
and agree upon like a place to meet. And then
I was like, if he doesn't come through, which is
likely because he's very succeeding, very busy, and this is
just a weird thing for him.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
This isn't like a life achievement.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I am going to be flying myself to Sydney on
my day off to drink a beer along.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
And so I.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Took the more cautious route of sort of you know,
keeping in very thin, vague touch in the Instagram dms,
and then it's on the boil.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I would say.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
So in this instance, we did not share a bear,
but the communication lines are open.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
The mutual respect is intact. I've not come in too heavy.
I'm still in the running.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I actually also had the exercise restraint earlier today. He
was posting because he's done a round table on acting
with his dad, and he posted a photo of him
his dad, Danny DeVito, and Colin Farrell. The instinct I
sometimes have when I see a friend post something that
is cool is to message being like a hell, yeah,
this is a great crew or something. Hey, hey, hey,
(06:57):
you don't know this guy. This is a protect a
channel of communication.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Says yeah, you want to keep it holy there, You've
got to a computer second guess yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I do.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I feel like I do have to as an adult,
though as we get older and older, I do get
the sense with like maintaining or sparking a new friendship
in your thirties, one of you does have to take
the plunge at some stage, like one of you has
to take the flight to Sydney and risk the fact
that you might be having a solo beer, Like that's
the nature of relationships. Are those such things circumstanced? You're
not going to bump into him, You're really at some
(07:27):
stage got to put your balls on the line and go, hey, Patty,
I'm going to be here.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
True, I've been sort of realizing and for one a
bit of word consecrating a few new friendships. At the moment,
it involves vulnerability, doesn't it involve, And especially if you've
been in a relationship for a long time, it tickles
the same sort of anxiety. Yeah, it's like maybe a
(07:52):
little bit longer than usual, yes, and than usual and
for whatever reason, you know, people are busy, they can't
get right back. Yeah, hanging between you and the person,
and you're thinking, have I have I just complete.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Who's the last message from?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And have you?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
And Patti Schwartzenegger are you sitting on a message from him?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Or are you the last person a message in?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Because my the rule I think when you're talking to
someone that you're hoping to date is that you never
double message.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I've locked myself out of social media for the day,
I will say. On before I left the social media
platform Twitter, we were dming on there he'd seen in
the last message and my whole profile on Instagram. I
think we're in a pretty neutral zone. Look, I'm not afraid.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
When the moment comes to get in touch.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I think that's nice.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I need a little bit more runway for a guy
like him who will forget who I am. I'm also
thinking about if he clips on my profile, what's he
going to see? And at the moment, what he's going
to see is me look fantastic and a slinky black
dress with red lipstick talking about and just like that
on a podcast, And I just think I need to
put a little more distance between that part of my
(09:10):
life and I want him to meet me.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Next good idea great maybe a great place for him
to get a great sample of you is hosting your
TV show mate, Guy Montgomery's Guy mont Spelling Bet. It
returns tonight eight thirty five on ABC TV. We can
binge all the episodes right now on ABC IV. An
amazing cast, handagains, behaviors, Blake, Julia Morris, Robe McManus, Denise Scott,
(09:34):
Becky Lucas.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I can go on and on and on. Mate.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Congratulations on what is becoming a staple in Australian TV
these days.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
It's really coolly on her third seas and now, mate,
We're very proud of you all done.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Thank you so much for having me guys and oh
you know, let me know when the podcast comes out
and I'll start talking about those puss.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
We'd love that pleasure. We would love that along.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
With testing out people's acting chops here.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Will yes, that's right, mate, give us a call six'.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Five can you convince us you are in the car
with someone? Else we decided someone else actually? There or
were you just putting on a very impressive. Voice let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
To hannah, Here, hannah who are you in the car?
Speaker 8 (10:18):
With i'm in the car With?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Alana Who's? Alan she's your?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Daughter?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Daughter how old your? Daughter how old your? Daughter she's twenty,
one he's twenty.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
One, okay this is going to be. Shuck alana on the, phone, Please.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hannah, Hello Hey?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Alana where did mom just pick you up From?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Uni what are you? Studying?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Psychology?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay what are your thoughts On? FREUD i don't. KNOW
i never thought fair?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Enough sounds like a. Lie who's your favorite? Psychologist? Hannah that, Sorry?
Elana myself interesting somebody who's studying. It it feels like
our knowledge is a bit. Hollywoods what do you?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Think Carl jung thoughts on his.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Thoughts this is my first, year So i'm not too.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
SURE i can't hear it From hannah. Again CAN i
go back To?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Hannah you're proud of your, Daughter, HANNAH i am one.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Hundred percent proud of my.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Daughter can't fake, that mother, pride ken. YOU i can't fake.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That, Yeah alana is, Real. Hannah, yes she is great
Work and like with your, Psychology, alana great thing that you're.
Doing we need more of.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You we need more qualified people who actually study.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
How to help, people rather than people who make a
video and call themselves a life.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
COACH, whoa that's, WELL i THINK i directed. IT i
think who are you? Attacking, NO i.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Think that's just a general. Comment they're off for.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Socials people are.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Anymore i've life coaches are popping up fast in the.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Past is it really you my life? Coaches Alex?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Alex who are you in the cow with.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Your?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Wife what's your? Wife? Wow, Alex, alex what's your wife called?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Alex Jessica.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Alex before we go To, JESSICA i want to remind
you and everyone else Playing, woods nobody has ever successfully
pulled off a vocal gender swap in phone. Line if
they've been ratted and debunked every, time so you're going
for a degree of difficulty.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Ten, YEAH i mean obviously if there's two of you,
there it doesn't. Matter.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Alex, yeah you may have given away yourself there a little.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Bit But alex can we can we speak to your, Wife? Jessica?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Please once they got just put it.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
On, Hi, hey jess how long you been married To? Alex?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
For probably like six six months now.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Probably or, Yeah i'm out a bit.
Speaker 11 (12:54):
Of baby baby brain at the momentulations?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Pregnant, yeah where'd you get, Married?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Jess you And?
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Alex i'm married in dural?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Beautiful and What's alex's most sexy? Feature?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
JESSICA i think you?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Smile smart.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Smile, yeah his, smile it's Very it eliminates the, room you,
know whenever you see.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Him let's Put alex. On let's Put alex back on
if we. Can there Are, yeah the going? Good tell
you WHAT.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I tell you? What you're Taking jess out on a
nice date. Tonight where are you guys off to?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Now it's taking a doctor at the.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Moment what's your dog? Called Ah?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Clio?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Clear pause, There. CLEO i think that's a more normal.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Name, Clear, alex we are What's jess's what's your what's
the sexiest thing About?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Jess what are you?
Speaker 12 (13:53):
Eyes?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Eyes?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Okay CAN i speak To jess? Again?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Please? YEAH i want to, say jee. Whiz this IS i,
mean this is good.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Stuff there just just a little bit of depth to the.
VOICE i, Mean i'm all into women with deep. Voices
CAN i just stress?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
That but there is a little bit of depth to the?
Voice Woulds alex is pulling this?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Off this is the greatest phone alone performance we have
ever come to to toe with in or either that
all once, again you AND i are just talking ourselves
into the fact that he's actually playing the game and
there's just two people changing The let's be.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Honest there's also a part of, this which is we
don't Offend jess if she is.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Real, jess what color are your? Eyes?
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Brown?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Goodness gracious, ME i Think jess is? REAL i?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
DO i hang, on hang, on one more.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Question, okay just what's your ideal date With Alex? Chess
can you run me through?
Speaker 11 (14:45):
It my ideal date would be to go out for a,
walk to a bit of, exercise and then we have
a bit of like a breakfast and just talk about our. Week,
Basically she's.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Legit wait before we go for.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
It what's a question that only a woman could answer
That alex would not be able to cover?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Off, Jess, jess how are you qualified to ask this? Question?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes what's your skincare? REGIME? I? None now that makes
me think.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
No but if this Was alex trying to convince that
he started throwing, things, yes, Yes, ALEX i Think, okay
that did sound a bit Like alex.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That LAST.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
THINK i Think jess is.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Real i'm also going to play the safe bat and
say That alex And, jess you're real and how special
is your?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Relationship the?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Specialist great game, guy as, well play well.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Played we'll send you a couple of will And woody
mugs for that, one double a cups of tea while you're, Pregnant.
Jess we haven't got any other random. Prizes i'm so.
Sorry i'd love to give you something. Else, congratulations, guys
good luck with the.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Baby thank, you thank, you the.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Baby two more months to, go so three more months
and then he is.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Here best of like first first, Baby, yes first, baby.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
The best BEST i, like he's so all.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Right this Is.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Arnold That's.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Arnold obviously we all Know Arnold.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Schwartzenegger but now all of a, sudden there's this meteoric
rise of his, Son Patrick, schwarzenegger who is everywhere at the, Moment.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Patty, schwartz party, Time Patty schwartz party.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Time, indeed he was recently In White, lotus the latest
season Of White, lotus and he's popping.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Off he's still popping, Off. Patty, well he's.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
In the, news a lot of headlines Around, patty et.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Cetera so, Anyway arnold and his Son Patrick, schwartzeneger they
sat down and did this thing Called Varieties actors On,
actors where effectively actors all interview each, other, right And
arnold addressed the fact that he was Watching White, lotus
his Son patrick In White, lotus and as he was watching,
(17:15):
it he had this moment where he realized That patrick
has a couple of nude.
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Scenes, yeah, Yeah i'm watching your show And i'm watching
you with your butt sticking out. There and that was
the they see the winnie AND i said, him he,
said what is going on?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
HERE i, mean this is.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Crazy and THEN i said, him, said, Well, ronold, HELLO
i who did the same thing And conan and interminot
films you were, naked so don't complain about, it but
it was kind of like a really a shark that
you were following my footsteps dead.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Closely his voices So.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I've ONLY i haven't heard his actual voice in so
long that it sounds like somebody impersonating.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Him jesus, good isn't.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
IT?
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I oh?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Man then HE'S i see The wie wow, Here, patrick,
like oh, god don't you want To winnie? Exactly Oh?
Man do all This conan And terminator? Wow that is so?
Good CAN i eat that? Again but, Really.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
I'm watching your show and then watching you with your
butt sticking out, there and all of a, sudden that's The.
Winnie AND i, SAID i, said what is going on?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
HERE i, mean this is?
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Crazy and THEN i said, HIM i, said, well, HELLO
i who did the same thing And conan And terminat
all of those films you and. Naked so don't complain about,
it but it was kind of like a really a
shock that you will following my footsteps dead.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Closely that is. GREAT i, mean he's just such a peanut.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
BOY i, MEAN i, know this is, like it's so
great that he is so clearly an, immigrant such a peanut,
boy and he's exceeded Without He's, austrian, right they still
sounds So. Austrian and then he goes on to be
the you know this Amazing hollywood's, day then the governor Of.
California he's never he's a great. Story he's never changed his.
(19:06):
Voice everything said nanny at some stage and. There but
outside of, that he's a great. Story had a love,
Child Patty. Schwartz the love Child.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Paddy schwartz is a son with his ex Wife Maria.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Schreiver, Anyway, Okay arnold's gone through that awkward thing where
he's seeing now his son.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Naked i'm gonna be, HONEST i actually.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Don't think that's that awkward because at the end of the,
day as a, parent you, see you've seen your kids. Naked,
right you know what's more awkward seeing someone else's parent.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
NAKED i think seeing your own parents pretty, awkward BUT
i agree seeing someone else's.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Parents for, me the pinnacle is seeing someone else's parent.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Nude have you seen someone else's parent? Nude?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Absolutely thirteen one oh sixty five is the number, Though
did you see someone else's parent?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Naked to come to?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Mind, well, yeah you ask it that you have the
one in the pool. Pool, yeah the, pool He's i've got.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
THREE i forgot about the.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Bull so number one WAS i saw my ex girlfriend's
dad nude as he was doing a dash to the.
Shower but when he when he saw THAT i saw,
him he did the stop and chat nude. Naked so
he's naked going to AND i think he was trying
to come.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Awkwardness no, cuppy.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
No held and. Chatted it was a hold and Chatt
and then OBVIOUSLY i didn't think WHERE i was, like
don't look, down don't look.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Down BUT i looked. Down he saw me looking, down
forever awkward between the two of.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Us second one for, MINE i was playing hide and
seek at my cousin's. HOUSE i hid in the in
the bedroom of my auntie and. Uncle, now unbeknownst to,
me there was a huge picture of my auntie.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Nurse oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
You're spoken about this huge. Photograph i'm very weird about.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That you never you never want to be seeing your
auntie naked like.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That if you were into, it WHICH i, think is
it Strange and.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's when it does start getting a bit weird and.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Stratched thirteen one oh sixty five is the number did
you see someone else's parent, naked.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And then you had the pool one as.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well we'll talk about the pool one after the. Song
Maybe pool one was.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Warm pool one was one.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
For so many.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Reasons, yeah, yeah there are incidental. Nudities let's find Out
sky's cool. Sky who'd you see? Naked my mother in?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Law, yeah we're at a, long long day rotorbike. Riding
everyone was dirty with. Shotguns first shower WHEN i got, home,
ANYWAY i was in the middle shower and next SECOND
i heard the door. Open i've looked out and it
was a mother in law getting completely. Naked and she's,
like we've all got the same. Bits no need to be.
Afraid i've never had a quicker shower in my. Life
(21:39):
and there's something That i'll never.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Forget.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah for, me it gets more awkward when they're so
confident being nude around.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Man, well you Know i've got this problem every time
every TIME i go on holiday with my family in.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Law, yeah here we. Go as soon AS i leave the,
house they all get neud.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Together, yeah and they've both Got my mother in law
and my father in law both have new.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Partners, Yeah and WHENEVER i leave the.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
House they all just get nerd and the nerd the whole,
time and Then sam puts a call in when we're
five minutes from, home and then they all put their
clothes on.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Again one, TIME i believe there was an incident where
your mother in law fought that you were the father
in law and went Up franks driving down the driveway quick.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Flash and she just dropped for the. Onesie and then
you were, like it's.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Well i've been flashed by my mother in.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
LAW i, mean she's dripped off in your. Shower For god's, sake.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
She did WHEN i gave her a house. Tour, yeah
that was that was. Interesting let's go To curtis.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Here curtis people The Dutch curtis just see Naked curtis
talk to.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Me that was about WHEN i was.
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Fourteen my friend he lived at the end of the,
street and we went in to play the wee sports
SOUND i Think mario cut and you just walk in
in front of THE. Tv, YEAH i got to go
AND i looked behind and just to see if the
door was, closed and his mother's just seemed normal to,
HIM i, guess but for me that was really. Weird
and she was just but naked on the.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Couch full backsock bear and.
Speaker 13 (23:03):
It was just it was it was a shock and a.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
Half SO i ended up just let's SAY i didn't
go back into the.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
House, curtis you're playing With, Marioka you're Mid mario card
and you just you feel the presence behind you when
you look behind you and the mummy is nude on the.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Couch, yeah that's that's, right that's. Correct, yeah that's.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Before we go To.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Jack i'll tell my pool story real. Quick so this
was at a school. Function, yeah this is. So this
is so full of school, parents, right and was at
a particularly nice. House there was a, pool AND i
said to my ex girlfriend's dad at the, Time, oh
let's go for a.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Dip we should go for a.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Dip so we're having a, swim and then these two
other parents came and joined. Us now very important to
note that these two parents were from separate. Relationships two
parents from separate relationships with separate.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Children at the school and at the. Function, yes they.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Come in through. It it's all a bit of. Fun
we're all in the. Pool that good to the, pool
and then they go after the.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Corner of the pool and there's a there's a kind
of giggle going, on and then they made a little
bit of tickling going, on and Then phil are kind of,
like you, know reading the tea leaves a little, bit
and we were, like what is happening? Here they start, kissing,
stripping they got nude and it was on they're so.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
School, function, yeah while their kids are playing forty forty
home and then yeah not not twenty meters from where they, were.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
And Then phil AND i had to like slowly creep
out of the pool to like get away from the.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Od, yeah and so OBVIOUSLY i saw it all. Is,
yeah it was forty forty home in the pool as,
well wasn't. IT i could have said anything. There i'd
free reign over the kids. Games it was a. RAIN
i nearly went giants treasure. That there was a dirty joke.
There what's the, time Mister? Wolf there was a dirty jokes.
There AND i STILL i THINK i did pretty well
with forty forty.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
On now you've mentioned, That, yeah, well you, know we
love being vulnerable on this.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
SHOW i think you're very vulnerable the other. Day maybe too,
vulnerable maybe too on.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
IT i regret. Everything only time will decide read. Everything but,
yeah you told us a story on the end the
other day about about you hiding in your own.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
House i'm a.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Coward mim was selling some outdoor furniture at our place
BECAUSE i was going to be, home AND i just
didn't want to do with the, interaction SO i was,
like you know What i'm. Hiding, sorry you hid in
your own. HOUSE i hid in my. House they took
an hour and a half to. Clear there's a lot
about door. Furniture where'd you? HIDE i JUST i.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Hid in the front room and Didn't AND i was
texting him being.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Like are They?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
God they got real shameful moment was you, KNOW i
felt like a ten year old boy when you know
you're crawling up to the window and you're peeping your
head over the window BECAUSE i could hear them.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Leaving BUT i just wanted.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Confirmation but you, know as a thirty six year old,
man when you're doing, that you know that.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Hits, yeah it certainly. Hits.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Yeah when you're peeping out your own front, windows it's
like you just lost Two when you Were your.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Daughter's out there chatting to that she's helping helping.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Cats excuse Did mim tell her where you work AS
i imagine.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
That you, know that's a bad parenting. EXAMPLE i wouldn't
be telling well funnily.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
ENOUGH i actually it became a bit of a game
With remy AND, I SO i actually did get some
fun time With, remy oh because she Was but then
she left me AND i was, like get back.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
HERE i can't go out.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
There, wow that's a strange sort of. Pathetic natalie is
called on thirteen one six. Five, Natalie, natalie you're hiding
in your own. House who are you hiding? From still, Hiding,
Natalie come back to, Us.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Natalie we'll come back to. You we'll come back to.
You charles is called on thirty one and six. Five, Charles, hey,
boys there are we.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
GOING i made this avenue when you were thirteen or?
Fourteen hiding in your own.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
House, yeah that's.
Speaker 14 (26:50):
Right so back in the, DAY i thought it used
to be funny with the brothers and sisters to prank
call the cops. Sometimes and one day we get a
ring on the doorbell and it's. Them SO i went
hitting a big basket and they came and found.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Me the police came into the house and found you
in the.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Basket what do they, Say, oh.
Speaker 14 (27:12):
Just you, know slap on the, wrist but you, know
don't do. That frank calls the bad and leave the
police plan for something.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Serious fair, enough you learn your, Lesson, Charles how did.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You do it? Again be, Honest no More frank.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Calls and then when the cops struck, Up, yeah, yeah,
yeah don't do.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
That don't do. That don't do. That they're precious resource.
Police don't a music.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
GUYS i used to do the Older i'd always threatened
to run away from home obviously classic classic, play because
you know in your, head you're, like they're going to
regret getting angry at, me Somebody i've run away and
they're going to miss.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
ME i just hide in the, house but then they would.
Know it's like we didn't hear the front, door.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Were you still mixed?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Gold they hear the computer Going Meg, Meg, Hello hey.
Meeg we're talk about hiding in your own house when you're.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Fifteen, yes from a boyfriend who came over to, visit
AND i told my mum not to let him, in
but she, did and SO i ran out into the.
Backyard we had a caravan in the, backyard AND i
ran into the. Caravan caravan locked the door and laid
down on the.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Ground why were you hiding from your?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
BOYFRIEND i.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
DIDN'T i don't. KNOW i THINK i.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
DON'T i was. FIFTEEN i didn't want to see.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
HIM i didn't want to be with.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
HIM i want.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
You so did your mom have to break up with
him for? You?
Speaker 11 (28:35):
No, no he ended up.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
LEAVING i think he got the pa chair.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Because, YEAH i THINK i can see her in the,
caravan hiding at the.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Back i'm going to.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Go when you go around to go and see someone
and they run and, hide, yeah, Indicator, yeah, Yeah carl's
called didy one who six?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Five? Carl are you? Yeah? Good? Made you had to
hide in your own?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
House, yeah but we had a house or so we
had the real estate come over with people coming in
and view the, property et. Cetera AND i was up
on the.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Ceiling no, way no. Way people were doing house inspections
and you were in the.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
Ceiling it's, correct, Mate And i'll tell you NOW i
wouldn't do it. Again it was up.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
There.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Carl what's the point do you want? It were you're
trying to? Snoop were you trying to snoop on? Them
is that the? Point?
Speaker 9 (29:20):
YES i wanted. TO i couldn't see, nothing BUT i
could hear the, conversations AND i wanted to know what
price range that we're talking.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
About and did you get it was a good? Intel
did it help you with the? Sale?
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Yeah that helped, us and the low bull offers THAT
i went back and told, them AS i, said we're
not interested like to blow my, back et, cetera.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Because you knew because you'd heard, them you'd, GO i
know what they've got And i'm not going to accept
the low.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Ball is that?
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Right that's?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Correct high risk the.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
House apart from the fact there's a guy.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
King very special week of can you hear? It as?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Well because you get one hundred dollars for every can you?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Get?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Right.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Unbelievable the current record, Holder, renee who won ten grand
On monday for getting ten in a.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Row she ended up getting fifteen in a.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
ROW i just start doing it for Fun, woods WHICH i,
MEAN i think was insulting to everybody else on the.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Leaderboard really. Was it was a, flex no, doubt but
it was a.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Flex but the point Is renee from The kingdom Of
CANS i called it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Earlier, yes she's from.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
A place WHERE i think they drink more soft drink
and beer than anywhere else in the. Country hopper is,
crossing she. Knows can she really put? That really put
that on?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Show?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Absolutely but the point is this can keep going until
you get a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
If you get ten thousand. Cans, technically, Yes.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Amber do you think you're capable of getting ten thousand
cans in a?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
ROW i just.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Can't BELIEVE i actually got on air to be, Honest
nott confident.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
That was a?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Beer?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Incorrect? Amber were you just? Guessing were you just? Guessing?
Speaker 9 (31:16):
No that actually just like.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
BE i literally just opened the soft drink, Anyway.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
John's called third six Five. John, hey now it's got written.
Here you've got a can do? Attitude all. Right you
don't sound like A. John i'm gonna be. Honest you
sound like a bit of a. PESSIMIST i don't do that,
good But i'm going to give it a.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Game, god how.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Deep is your?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Voice, Yeah i'm. Jealous i'm. Jealous get a little bit
of a voxy From.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Johnoxy, john you did SAY i listened To will And
woody for the.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Drive, hut listen To will And woody for the.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Drive get a showery, Sorry, johnny one my.
Speaker 10 (32:03):
Friend that is a soft.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Drink Nice, John, Nice, Johnny.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
NICE i like a, Job, John you god have the
sexiest voice In.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Australia reminds me of a former bachelor Called Blake.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Gervy oh a bit Of blake about, him you, Know Blake?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Gervy are You?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
John all?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Right here's getting too for two hundred?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Bucks Johnny blake changes his name With.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
John that is also a soft. Drink Sorry, Johnny, Sorry,
John you're going home with a hundred bucks, Though, John.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Johnny super sexy, Voice, Johnny are you a? Partner? JOHN i?
Speaker 11 (32:54):
Do?
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Yeah, Whoa they're, lucky.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Very, Lucky.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Honey i'm coming, Home.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Shelby i'm coming to see you, soon, baby.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
IF i could Be shelby all?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Right thanks back, there legends. Poor, yeah that was awesome
on the. Color after, THAT.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I definitely feel warm to Mek. Tomika Was john getting
you a bit warm under the Color? Tamika?
Speaker 12 (33:21):
Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
All?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Right to make let's do can one.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Be sorry to? Make that was a soft? Drink cheese
only gave away a hundred produces a?
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Palm to produce the palms every DOLLARS a prisoner at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Made they are shaved with.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
That just if you can play, though, guys we're going
to play it day, yeah the same.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Time two more days, tomorrow, poise.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Same time all.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Week he's not. Listening anybody never listens to