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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast will drove a bit of
a surprise to me.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well, no more so than any other spot that we
do in the radio show. By surprise, you mean, I'm
just talking about saying that we haven't yet discussed, are that?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, yeah, that's what we're doing. Question for you. Yeah,
if I gave you a six hundred and.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Twenty five million dollar plane, if I did that for you,
fight aspent, hey, mate, it's not your birthday, but not
Christmas fight at bent Hey, mate, here's a six hundred
and twenty five million dollar plane. Would you suspect that
maybe I'm trying to bribe you? Would you think something
was us like sneaky suspicion? Could be a bit of
bribery here, Yeah, it seems on that. You give me
a six hundred and five million.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Dollars seems a lot. Yeah, it seems a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, that's what's happened with Trump, right, So, Qatar, the
Kingdom of Qatar's on an airline. Yes, Trump has received
a plane from the Middle Eastern kingdom Gatar. That's they're
referring to the country, not the Well, the airline probably
made it. The king owned it. AKA. So for me,
this is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I mean, look, I don't know how much legal trouble
I'm going to be in here, but for me stinks
of a bribe.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I just spend a nice gift between friends, but I
just feel that how do you know, like for them
giving a how he's six and twenty five million dollar
luxury plants called the floating palace, for them giving giving
trump of floating powers. Yes, for you and me might
be tantamount to you lending me some sugar to make
(01:32):
a cake.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, I want, I want to I want to dance
in this space. I don't know, but potentially let's bring
it right down because I would like to attempt a
very small time bribe right now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So I've got the number of a of a local
Greek food and fish and chip store.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm going to call them now and effectively try and
pull off a bribe. Okay, you don't know any more
than that. Okay, but let's call them right now.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
As I attempt to bribe a fish and chip shop, I
do bribe still work.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe I to find out if I've actually eating here?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Here you going? My name is Ted. Do you have
time for a quick chat?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I'm just serving a couple of you ordering anything.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, oh, yes, yes, I absolutely will be. It's a
bit of a different kind of order though. Effectively, a
guy called Trevor is going to be calling you. I'm
going to say within the next ten to fifteen minutes work.
He's a work colleague of mine. He's desperate for hot chips.
But listen, I'll give you one hundred dollars. Okay, I'll
come down there and give you a hundred dollars. If
(02:37):
you tell him that you're out of hot chips?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Do I serve him?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, you can, you can.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He'll probably call in because I know he's had a
stressful day of work. He's going to call. He's gonna
see if you can order some hot chips. You just
say there's no hot chips, I'm so sorry, we're out
of hot chips. And then if you do that, I'll
give you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Yeah, kind of an odd one.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I get it. It is a strange run. But what
do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Well, I don't I talk about one hundred bucks. It's
I don't know who you are, where you're from. But
it's like, you know, is he going to come in?
Is he just ringing up for randomly for chips or what.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I think he's going to call. I think he's going
to call again. He's I work with him. He's just
been talking about hot chips for a while. But he
absolutely dogged me on a deal. So I just kind
of want to get him one. So again, one hundred bucks.
I'll come down tonight, give give you a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But I only need you're tell him you how to chips.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
It also sounds just a bit dodge to me.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Nothing dodgy. I'm good for it.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Where are you from?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Where are you calling from?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Good for it? Just up the road post office?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
But both shut down?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Mate, Well yeah that's where I used to work. So
I'm at Buddings now.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Okay, yeah, so god buddy. Yeah, sorry, if you're not
gonna be honest and good, thanks, sorry buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now I reckon you call him back as Trevor. Let's
see what he does. Let's see what happens. Let's go
to a song, because let's be okay for us. Right now,
he's going, it seems call this guy back. Well, it's
not me, Mate's Trevor. You're Drevor. You calling you?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Just go hey, mate, Trevor here, order are large od chips,
and I'm just geaned to see what he does.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Like he did accept the bribe though, but didn't he
The only way of knowing if he's accepted the.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Bribe is if he says to Trevor that there's no
hot ship. Okay, okay, let's go to a song. Let's
do it. I like it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
We're gonna live him. Does he want the hundred buzzy?
I just think he's going to have that moment where
he's like, maybe this guy's legit. So right now you're
gonna call, You're gonna say, You're gonna say, Trevor early on, Hey,
it's Trevor here, and you're just going to order some
large chips.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yep? Does he uphold his end of the bribe or
does he accept your order?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
He?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Where's the stuff? That's cool?
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Am I there?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You can?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I made.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's Trevor here.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
How are you Trevor?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Ye know, I was just wondering one hundred dollars worth
of chips?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Where do you work, Buddy?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well? I used to work at the post office, but
now I'll work at Buddy.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Yeah, oh I knew that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
How did you know that?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I'm a mind reader.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It sounds like you've got us, mate, It's it's actually
it's willing. What do you call in here? Mate?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I thought we were just tested if bribe still work.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But you're too honest. You're honest, man.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I was tempted.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I really you know where you work?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, I noticed that. I did notice that moment turning.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You had me because I can't turn anyone down. And
I'm thinking that guy's going to ring.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
What do I say?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
What do I say?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
The voice just told me over?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, she would.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Trevor thought TV.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Vince Vaughan has been on the Kelly Clarkson Show.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
She's going Greg guns this show that she does go
big podcast anyway, it's it's TVA.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a show podcast. You get the pod anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
She was asking Vince Vaughan about the first time, like
the first time he had a job, really, and he
was talking about the fact that he used to sell
tickets as a sixteen year old to a rodeo.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
He would have been very good at that, I reckon.
He's what he had to say, I telemarketing.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
I don't know that mine existed. What do you mean, well,
we were selling tickets to the Lake County Sheriff's Police rodeo.
But we were in a nondescript building, so I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I was like.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
Sixteen, I had a job, so I was calling up
selling tickets to a rodeo. But then I look back,
when I was older and a little more savvy, I thought,
I don't know if they ever put on the damn
road here, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I didn't know what was happening. I didn't feel good
about it later, and like.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Pretty well, on and off the back of that, I'd
love to know from some other people. Thirteen one oh
six five whose dirty work did you do as a kid?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That music real.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Widely inappropriate, because I'm actually not talking about that sort
of dirty work as a kid.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
When you used to do things that were just a
bit dirty, like you know, it probably shouldn't have been doing.
That story came to mind for me, would which is
that I know that your dad used to get him
to scratch his back.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, and if you don't know, my daddy's effectively a wookie,
so very.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's a pretty dirty job for a child to be doing.
So he used to say to me, I didn't really
understand time.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
So he used to go all right backscratch for one
Neighbors episode, so the full half, the full half, and
I used to get for half an hours of backscratching,
and I would say I would get dead skin underneath
my fingernails from all.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
My hard work. I'd get twenty cents, Oh, little platypus,
twenty cents for an hour backs That's that's immoral. It
was tough.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
It was again twenty cents at the time. Though, if
you're doing it, for sure, this.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is the issue.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
This is why children get exploited. And again we don't
want to be all that strong with this, but we
don't want to go down child exploitation. But thirteen one
O six five, I want to know if you actually
someone's dirty work as a kid, button push it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Tommy has a story.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah, when I was fourteen and a half, I worked
at the pharmacy and I had to clean up the
beauty room. There used to be beauty, beauty treatments that
you could get done at. The chemist was in kind
of a small town, and I had to clean up
the Brazilian waxing wax that had fallen stripped the ground,
the hair strip hairs eucalyptus oil gloves to go gloves,
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no hand on the strip. I would sometimes have to
like use my fingernail to get it up off the.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You're being out roundom Beeble's p.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah effectively, Yeah, when you break it down, that's what
He's just dirty as it gets.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So mine's not actually physically dirty. I mean I think
this is probably you know, more of what I was
going for. We keep using that word dirty and look,
it's it's got a lot of different meetings.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And I really was just angling for something that was
slightly immoral.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So when we were kids, I really hope she's not
listening because you've got angry about this before.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
When we were kids. I have this very.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Vivid image of my mum used when we went to school,
we had to make a right hand turn onto Track
Road when we were kids, and it was it was
a big road. If everyone's been in Melbourne, the's Track
Road is a very busy road right waiting there for
it particularly peak our school pickup and drop off. But
there was a pedestrian light that could stop the traffic
on tu Rac Road. So Mum used to make one
(09:47):
like if we were she was waiting for the right
hand term for too long. She used to make whoever
was on the passenger door side on the right side
run the gauntlet up the road to go on, to
go on in the traffic.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then the car. Yeah, she gets angry about that.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So thirteen one o six five, that's a bit of
a dirty job for a child. Thirteen one o six five.
I'd love to hear from you, guys. Did you have
to do someone's dirty work as a kid.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Did you ever stand in car parks?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No, yeah, nine you did the car park stand?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh so look, I mean just a basically one off
the bat for mine. It was funny when you start
going through your childhood you realize the dirty work that
you did do for your parents.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Some hidden memories, mate, walking the dog, I don't reckon.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
My parents walked the dog for a good twelve years
there while they had children under that like, there was
not a single morning or afternoon that one of us
wasn't sent around rain, hail or shine with a dog
lead with it. And I remember my little brother, my
youngest brother, George, one time went to go and take
the dog for a walk. She was three times his
size and she literally dragged him along the footpath and
he came home with all of the skin off his
(10:53):
elbows and knees.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And it was just I mean, for me, that's exploitative, but.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That no parents all do the great line of if
we get a dog though you waited to my daughter.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's just like, I can't wait to flip that whole situe.
It is good, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Let's go to Ash here, Ash, you had to do
a bit of dirty work.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
What do you have to do?
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Alrighty? So, thanks to a wonderful fortune cookie from a
Chinese restaurant, I was told that my new hobby at
five years old was cleaning toilets. You're the youngest person
in the house of six and you are the toilet
clean up.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh they got out of the fortune cookie.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
I think the Chinese restaurant owner might have been in
on it.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
With my dad.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So your parents were in on it, that is genius.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
They might have been, because I've never seen a fortune
cookie ever, something tells.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Me that would have been one of the kindly So
you're sorry, Ash. So your your dad gets the wantons
or whatever it is that the peking duck and then gets, oh, well,
what have we got here?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh bad luck. Ash looks like you.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Pretty much.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Everyone else's fortunes were completely normal. Cleaning toilet.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're very skilled at watching TV on the couch. Oh god,
gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Another one for me that came to mind was we're
talking on having to do your parents dirty work as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Let's face, it is all parents here that we're dealing with.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Sure, we I remember when we got a caller ID
on the home phone.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm not sure if you did.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You ever get caller ID on the home phone when
the number used to come up?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh yeah, we got that.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, and mum could see her Mum's number when it
came out.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
We'd always answer the phone, darling, can you get that?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And then you'd cop you'd cup Grandma for them, you
grandma for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, you were a sacrificial lamb. Yeah yeah, and then
you just copped it. Yeah yeah, yeah, that was tough.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And then just tell her I just wanted to speak
to someone.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
She's alone. Yeah, and I've susan, what dirty work did
you have to do?
Speaker 12 (12:57):
When I was in my sort of teenage years, I
worked at the Bridle Registry and the lady who ran
the Bridle registry was this older English lady and she
was very proper and she would send me down in
the afternoons to buy all the ingredients for her gin
and tonics. She would then close the Bridle Registry early
and she would make herself gin and tonics to drink
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for the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And that was my job.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
I had no idea what I was buying.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
That greatads off to the wedding. Sending kids into shops
is I don't know. Again, I really hope mum's not listening.
But I when we used to go under the shops.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And a lap, I'll go around the block, I will
meet you right here, and you'd built in sign.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah yes.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
And I'm just remembering now that there were certain shops
that we would go into because the people were really chatty.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Again, it sounds like I'm just avoiding a lot of
people in her life.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
But the butcher Gary, for example, you go in there,
company here full from this guy.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, shout up, Gary, give me the nuggets. Joshi here, Josh,
what dirty did you have to do?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Butchers can talk by the way.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Home.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
So essentially what that means is my family. We lived
on a massive hill, big old Queenslander house, and anyway,
every weekend I was out there mowing the lawns. Now,
I'm the oldest in the family of five, so I
thought when I moved out, you know, after this sixteen
years or whatever that I put in mowing the lawns,
(14:20):
that my little brother would take the reins.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Ye hand it down the baton.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Yeah, Lucky for him, Mum and Dad decided to hire
Jim's mowing.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
So you no way that is the That is the
youngest privilege, isn't it, Josh.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh stooged, you were too good at Hey. It's Will
and Woodies of the junior Brews analyst in the studio.
(14:58):
She's a gen zetam LENI.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I was going to try and forget which generation is
mostly out of touch? AB welcome back, Thank you. A
bit of an easy one to start. We figure you
know this one warm We've got to that. We figure
if you don't know this, you know nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I feel like I will all right here he's got
some audio player. What is that?
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Awesome, sir?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That was just to war me up, Thank gosh, just
to warm me up. We'll warm up for you, thank you,
thank God. Another theme song for you.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Listening, Oh door don't you open that door?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And what was that? What was that?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
I thought it might be like a game show from
the nineties, don't open that door?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
And what's the concept of the show after that? I
don't really know.
Speaker 8 (15:46):
It sounds don't open that door on that.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Who hosted Don't Open That Door? That was a good question.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Well, I I, well, I know it's not a show
don't open Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's definitely not It's
definitely not a show don't you open that?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So what is that? What are they opening? I was
gonna say box and what's that? So what's that? Then?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Maybe like you get three boxes and you're back in
the game show?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yes, I am, I've gone back to it.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
I think it's a game shows.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
A game show and it's called don't Open Sure up?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Something down? What is that track? I mean hearing it back,
I'm also a bit I'm still into it. I love
It's a great TV show and.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
So don't open that trap door.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's got something down there?
Speaker 8 (16:54):
And do people open the trap door?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is it a game show or cartoon?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Watching watch?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Well yeah, yeah, Well I've got one for you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Do you know who.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Joseph Quinn is.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Joseph quinn is in the new movie Warfare. He's a
great actor. He was also in Perfect Strange Stranger Things. Sorry,
he's a great bang and very good gen z. Okay, wait,
wait was he in the news today?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Probably because of someone who's dating. They should be focusing
on his acting.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Again.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
He was dating Doja Cat. They've just broken up and
he's already back on Riah.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
We call Dojaka person though, I thought you an animal
these days.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
No, no, no, Hey, final one for you a b
Who is Jessica Watson?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh Saylor?
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Than you are kidding? I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I love that movie. Movie time.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Your Generation? Reboots? We are brought to you by Globbird Woods.
And speaking of Globird, let's talk billboard business.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Let's get down.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Let's get down first.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Okay, if you're not across this, I had the idea
about two weeks ago, three weeks ago, of billboard bombing.
We're not on any billboards in this radio show.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's a slight issue.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I would say that, you know, because a great way
of bringing people into the radio show.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's a great show, it's a great listen to, great listen, listen.
I had this idea.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Okay, if the company won't give us any billboards, what
if I start approaching other companies that already have billboards
and offer us as free models on those billboards.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Right, the logic kind of makes it got lost on me.
Did it? Did it well?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Globird loved it, and I do have to say Globird
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Money twenty twenty five for both electricity and gas. Glow
Bird Energy love your energy. That is part of the
deal that I'm saying that, So that's why they loved it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
But effectively we also sold you also sold airtime. Well, no,
I think most people would love that. That's free airtime
for them. I think that's just the space is. That's
just the stak That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Not the state lives.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That's the deal we have the steak Knives were you
and me are professional steak knives sold them airtime?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, Well whatever the Steak Knives is.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
The fact of the matter is you and me are
going to be on one hundred billboards nationally. You guys
listening are going to see these things everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Crazy yesterday, I'm a bit nervous about that. Actually, are
you already going to lose your anonymity?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No? No, get coffee. You can't get your coffee in
the morning. So many fans selfies, Oh get me off
your TikTok.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm just I'm a normal guy. I'm a normal guy. Well,
actually you don't worry about that, actually at all. Will
because we decided we did this photo shoot yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We decided that the.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Way we wan want to go about this billboard is
to face the wrong way. Yeah, the only ones that
have ever done it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm a little bit dubious about this.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Every billboard that you see, you know, people obviously face
the front and they show you their faces.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Where people zig, we like to zag. We do. There
were two options though, we put this on social media yesterday.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
The way before we get into this, before we get
into the options. With the photographer that we actually took
these photos with.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I hated it.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
There's no like he literally was like, we said, can
you take some photos of us from behind?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And then we were done.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
So like he presses the camera FI there's not a
lot you can do with a photo from behind you
because obviously he can't direct you, which he also hated,
that's a wrap in studio, and he's like, you know, guys,
that can I direct you.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
In any way?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
We're like, no, no, you can't. Really, like at the
end of day, it's just the back of our heads
and you know. He then asked, why am I doing this?
We explained. He fully stops down, gets everyone in like
a half time huddle at the footy, and goes, guys like,
you do realize you're about to get one hundred billboards nationally.
This is an opportunity that you would never normally get.
(21:01):
This is your chance to put your face in everyone's minds.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, and you're not doing that, he said. The dumbest thing.
He said, it's to our faces, to our faces, which
mean which? Which? Which? Has made me question a.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Little bit the motive here. I know you want to
people zag. I've stuck to the cor.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
I know you have.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I know you have.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think it will pop. I know, I just reckon
it will pop. And if I'm being honest, well it's
too late to change anything. So there's our name on
the billboard because I'm okay with the Yes, Okay, I
fought hard for that, hope you did. Jeez, I fought
hard for that.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Okay, yes, this is what the meeting that you had
with the big dogs this morning was about.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'm going to talk about that in a second.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Let me just cover I assume that that's what because
you came out I got dragged into a meeting this morning.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Because now our company, that our big dogs have got involved,
because they've got a whiff of the fact that we're
going to be on billboards and now they, let me
tell you, hate the idea that we're facing the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well what is a chance you know they dragged me in?
Did that much? They should just put it on one
of their own billboards. Well good did you say that?
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I was copping it from all angle and the big bosses.
I don't know where you were. I got to work
early and dragged into this room. I'll get to that
in a second. I'll get to that in a second.
So yesterday on social media, we gave you guys two
images online.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
If you want to see them, go to our Instagram
or TikTok with them. Did we put them both up?
With with them both up? So the two options were
to the two options were just you and me facing
the other way simple as that, just a full body shirt.
We're clothed. The second option inspired by Kim Karashi when
she broke the Internet with the champagne popping over her
head with thought which a bit of flesh and it
(22:45):
was our bottoms out. I don't think she shows any
flesh in that photo, but carry on.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Well, I said it was inspired by it, copying it.
So it's our bottoms out. Because we've got our spirit
animals tattooed on each other's cheeks.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Now they talk to each other. Our spirit animals talk
to each other. It's really beautiful. We stand next to
each other. Okay, if you want to say it, go
to our Instagram cave. The results of that pole were.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
The results were an outstanding seventy seven percent went to
but but people.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh if everyone to see our buck eeveryone but on
the billboards.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So you guys are sick that you got the start
of this process, all the phone calls about what we
should do on these billboards.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You guys are sick. Have a look at every good
look at you.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
We're more than pieces of meat anyway. Unfortunately, when we
sent that image through, it needs to be all checked
off by the outdoor Media Association.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Right, we're going to go to a song.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'm going to read for you up next what the
Outdoor Media Association had to say about.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
What we wanted on on the caveboard.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
All right, about two thirty five year old asses squashed
up against each other.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Pretty serious cats at the outdoor media. They're like the
tattoos talking to each other. No, that's a bit. You've
never seen a miakat and do you going have a chat?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So we we gave this to Globe Bird because they
have to put the all the graphic together, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
They were actually fine and they were like weird, weird,
you've gone with that, super strange, but.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Like okay, And then the Outdoor Media Association got involved,
So I did.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I didn't. I didn't even know they were an association.
I didn't know about these guys either, But they're out
there and they're quite powerful. Yeah, that's what they call
themselves because they decide on what is allowed on billboard.
Makes sense.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
So I'm just reading to you some correspondence that I
received from the o m A is it an email.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
An e anyway, here's what they said.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
The image is not acceptable and is at risk of
breaching the o m A Code of Ethics, which states
that O m A members must not display advertising that
offends generally accepted standards of decency?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Are we members members?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
So I think an om A member is responsible for
each billboards they are responsible for putting out.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
It is quite blatantly to two thirty five year old
male bottoms.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
So that's off the car, that's off the ca So
that's done.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Seventy seven people, seventy seven percent of people voted.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It was a waste of time. That was a waste
of time. So people have been voting on weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, I'm sorry, but it's a way only twenty four
hours people wanted to So I'm sorry. Cells, and I
guess the im don't get that. They don't think sex Cells.
I just this is ridiculously very fun. We would have
wanted that would have been great.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Great, it's good. So what's our alternative?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
So the alternative is it's just you and me facing
the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Now I'm on the bill on the billboard. Now I
still love that. Okay. I came into work today and
I was feeling proud as punch.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I was walking with my chest high, and I couldn't
wait to change the game, right, change the game, the
marketing game. I think people are going to start facing
the wrong way because I think it gets eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
We did hear from Adam Ferrier last week, who was
the head of thinker Bell, one of the greatest, biggest
marketing companies in Australia.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
He said this, Yeah, Adam Ferrier, a consumer psychologist, and
you are the founder of thinker Bell. What are your
thoughts on the idea of will and I facing the
wrong way?
Speaker 7 (26:24):
I am trying to.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Be It is a idea, Like I said, I think
he's embarrassed that he hasn't thought of it before. That's
where I think he's at. Anyway, today I got into work,
so I get here a little bit early. I got ambushed.
I got dragged into this room. There were zooms set
up and like all the big fis zoom zoom meetings.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
A zoom. There was a zoom.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, but there are like a lot of people head
of marketing's on. There are big bosses on there, and
I don't even know what the meeting was about. And effectively,
in a really delicate way, they all kind of told
me how bad the idea was.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Really, so, I feel like what's happened is, Wow, they
got you before I could get here to defend you
as well.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's an ambush and I couldn't be there for your brother.
And I'm not sure if Tender our ap here. Tenders,
I'm not sure whether you were part of the ambush
when you brought me in.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Just I can't trust anyone anymore. Anyway, He's Tender, the
same as the same guy Tender.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We used to be called something quite immature, but we
call him Captain Tenders now. Anyway, I've got a big
boss on the phone right now, but I just think
I need to get you up to speed here. Talk
to me, so, dB, I feel like we were kind
of delicately maybe worried about my ego a little.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Bit, but let's let's just let's just get down to
brass tacks here.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
How bad do you think the idea is of us
facing the wrong way on a billboard?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Boys, it just doesn't work for me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I mean, you know, when you're on a billboard, you
need to keep it nice and short, nice and simply
you need to eye contact, you know, like, let's be honest,
you're at my office door every week complaining about, oh,
there's no marketing, there's no marketing, and now we've got
this great opportunity, and we've got the.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Great opportunity actually.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Of course, yeah, yeah, you're a glowbird. Liked it's faces
my marketing budget, but you're not even like it's just
the back of your heads. And while I'm impressed Will
with that new hair growth of yours.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Mate, thank you very much, it should be it should
be a billboard for the hair being is at the
end of the day, I want.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
To see your eyes. So it's not working for me.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, right, is that right? Do you not understand it
all though?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Like that the idea that because you've never seen a
billboard of people facing the wrong way, that maybe it'll
get more attention.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Tom Well, maybe it makes you think.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It does make you think what are they doing?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
It's yeah, yeah, but it's just not working. I just
think we need to go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah yeah, I suppose The unfortunate thing about that is
that they're already, like we're already.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I think we're past that point, haven't we. The billboards
go up tomorrow, so deep how damaging would it be
for Will and I if we did just go forth
with the idea of us facing the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Well, it could be your last marketing that we ever do.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But again, you guys didn't technically do it, so it
is I mean, there is that.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
There is that.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Okay, yeah, God, look, I'm not paying for it. So
if you and Blowbird want to back it in, like
I guess, if we want to go that way, okay,
all right.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Well I think unfortunately, hands of time, I think we've
got no other photos, so we are we are going
to be going that way.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, appreciate the meeting this morning as well. I'm glad.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Part of that.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
By the way, is that right? Is that right? We
get racked off.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
John Diddy Coombs's court case it starts today. Wood's comfortably
the biggest story.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
In the world at the moment. The amount of the
heat that this.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Has had since it emerged, the idea of these freak offs,
the celebrities, names that have been dragged through, the allegations,
as horrific as they are long, the list of people involved,
the crimes heinous, It's intense.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It is as full on as it gets.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
This so look, before we get into it, the lifelong
number is thirteen eleven fourteen if you need to contact
someone this is triggering for you, or the one hundred
respect national hotline. He's one hundred and seventy three seven
seven three to one hundred, respect.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
If you need to call that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Let's get into the details, though, because there's so much
to cover here. And Angela Bishop, entertainment editor from Network ten,
joins us right now again on will and what do
you hello?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Bitch, Hello, how are you doing? I have never seen
a case like this.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I tell you, he's so staggering.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
First, really, Bay, question, what has actually been alleged here?
What is Sean being accused of?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
So the charges which sound a bit confusing to us
because they're not charges we kind of have in our
legal system over here, but racketeering, sex trafficking by force, fraud,
and coercion, but essentially saying that he abused, allegedly abused,
coerced and threatened women and others around him to fulfill
sexual desires and protect his reputation and conceal his conduct.
(31:32):
And this relates to these freak offs, the parties that
that have we famously heard of that we will be
expecting to see videos from.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
So they were just a freak off is just a
party that he would host.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Is that right, Andrew? Is there more information on what
a freak off is?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
The freak off was was you know sometimes you know sexual,
which Diddy says were you know, Shawn Comes alleges was
consensual and private, but enrolled numerous people and I would
sometimes go for days. The prosecutor Emily Johnson today said
about Cassie Ventura, who's one of the witnesses in the trial,
(32:16):
half of every week, Cassie was in a dark hotel room,
high and awake for days performing sex act. She did
not want to on male escorts. So that is a
description of a freak goss that was given by the
prosecutor today. It's important to say that Sean Comes maintains
that everything was fully consent.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Okay, he's saying that, Okay, hey, bish. I know sometimes
in the States when these trials hit the courts, you
know they're fully covered.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You all had TV cameras, et cetera. In there.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You watched the juice as he was known O. J.
Simpson up in the stand there, the whole white guyn.
We get to watch all of.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
These, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
The amber heard Johnny Depp thing recently was obviously screened everywhere.
This doesn't appear to be that way, Is that right?
Speaker 6 (33:02):
No, one hundred percent. We're going on court sketches which
show Combs is with gray hair looking vastly different to
how I mean, certainly how he looked when I interviewed
him back in nineteen ninety eight when he was King
of the World and doing the Godzilla soundtrack.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, a little bit of a flex even in amongst
the story like this, you managed to get a bit.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Of a flex out there. What was he like?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
And he really was one of the biggest stars on
the planet. He just recorded the theme song Come with
Me for Godzilla with Jimmy Page from Legs Up and
you ror it sampled Kashmir the led Zeppelon song, and
so they were doing the interviews together for that thing,
and you know, the security on a rag around and
(33:48):
the entourage around him, the way people almost genuflected in
his presence. He was very much one of the biggest
stars on.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Fingers.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
He's working with everybody's not such as his music. He's
the guy that people are going to And I feel
like this is this almost I want to say, relationship
of coercion and control that he's being accused of.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Obviously, all of this is alleged to this day.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
How was certainly it's what you would say. So now
in court today, his hair's all gray. He had his
mother and three of his daughters in court hearing some
pretty graphic evidence. The male sex worker also testified today
as to acts he was paid to perform with Cassie
(34:33):
Ventura in front of Diddy. And again this is in
the situation, so his three daughters and his mother are
in court hearing this evidence today. So we just have
court sketches of this and did and commtual and comes
through the trial, would turn around and see supporters and
do thumbs up and heart signals and the like. And
(34:55):
there were other supporters there too, fans as well outside
the court. So you know this this is going to
be a very very closely watched, widely reported on trial obviously.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Obviously particularly given the people that are involved. And I
don't know if you've got more time, but maybe we
can go to a song. Got some more questions for you,
because I've heard that potentially jay Z and Beyonce you're implicated.
There's been a whole bunch of names that are getting
thrown around everywhere. I'm sure we've all heard names of
people that have been involved allegedly. Angela Bishop entertaining editor
from Network ten is helping us cover this because this
(35:30):
is this is just so full on, how wide, And
we were just talking about this in the song.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I think the thing that is most terrifying for.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Me the amount of people that have been implicated and
how this has been covered up for so long. So
could you maybe because I mean I'm seeing names, it's terrifying.
I mean, again, it's all alleged at this stage. But
you know, we've obviously all heard rumors about people like
Biba being involved, jay Z, Beyonce I read today, Mike Myers,
(35:58):
Michael b Jordan, Kid Gardie, Kanye West.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
They are crossing lines here.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Ends Are these not all names that have been confirmed
as to having some level of involvement?
Speaker 6 (36:08):
No, not not in an involvement or implicational level. What
some of the names you just mentioned were mentioned when
they were selecting the jury pool last week. They were
names that were mentioned where they were gauging the jury's
understanding or awareness of those people, without making any implication
or claim as to what why they would be asking
(36:28):
those questions. The most times those famous names like Martha
Stewart and Oprah, Prince Harry and all of those have
been linked were just because they were at they were
at or invited intel to the White Parties, right, which
are you know, separate to the freak offs. The White
Parties were a very public, massively attended event that were
(36:52):
covered with the social media that he ran, and it
was a coveted party to go to. This side of
his power. People covered at an invitation to these parties
because for twenty years, honestly, he was one of the
most incredibly powerful people in the entertainment business.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
And so the other part of that, which I think
is interesting is the fact that if he is that powerful,
although not surprising, none of this came out. You know,
this is you know, another like you know often the
horror of these cases is these people who are so
powerful and so influential they are able to keep it
covered up for so long. And I thought a part
of this, I don't know if this has come out
in the trial yet already was that he would film
(37:33):
everything so if somebody else got involved with this in
any way, he would be able to say to them, hey,
look I've actually filmed you being involved here and Hinsy
can't say anything.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Yeah, the prosecution has said as much, and that forms
part of the charges and says, in fact, the Cassie
Ventura was threatened at the videos that Sean had made
of her having sex with male sex workers. He threatened
to go public with the manruin her career and ruin
her life, and that that's why. So that is part
(38:03):
of the prosecution's allegations. On the other hand, Sean Combe's
defense says that he is a complicated man, but this
is all about love, jealousy, infidelity, and money. This is
a quote I'm giving you, and that while he might
have unconventional sexual tendencies, they were all adult and consensual
(38:23):
and done within the confines of a relationship. They considered
he used drugs, They considered he was violent. They considered
that the jury might find that he's mean or a jerk,
but they stressed His defense lays that that is not
what he is being charged with.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Right, so what is so what's the difference here? Then?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
What is he being charged with than if the prosecution
manages to pull it off, what's the sentence looking like.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
It's with this coercion, force and fraud, forcing people to
partake in this bad right, and.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
That's where the other celebs are tied in. Right, so
he gets you know, insert and these are all A
graders and they don't know that and around we don't
know that allegedly though, But this is what we're hearing
on the you know, everyone's been reading on Reddit or
TikTok or wherever the hell you've been watching this sort
of stuff. There are A grade names that are being
implicated with him, and then it's being implied that he's
(39:14):
threatening them afterwards by saying I've got footage of you
doing this there.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
As I said, they're expecting to show videos from these
freak offs later in the trial so that will become clear.
The video they did show today was that video that
I'm sure none of us can forget seen that was
of Cathie Venturer and Sean Cones in the Hotel Intercontinental
where we've clearly seen beating her up. That was shown
(39:38):
in court today and the security guard who was contacted
to go and see them in the room said, oh,
you're going to have to take He testified that he
told them they'll have to take their fight back. Inside
the room and that Shawn Cones then offered him cash
to make the video go away. He said he saw
that as a bride and he did not accept it.
The prosecution then alleged that another security guard was paid
(40:01):
one hundred thousand dollars by Shawn Combs to make that
video disappear, which it clearly did not, but it certainly
didn't surface for a long time.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Just speaking of people of wanting things to disappear. I
also read today that there's this victim, Victim three, who
was supposed to be a key witness for the prosecution.
They've gone missing, that's right.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
This is reported by Deadline. They said that Victim three,
as she's called, they have not been able to find her,
and that she is a crucial witness because there are
four crucial witnesses in this trial. She's allegedly non New
York based, and that that could bring the case to
a standstill at some stage, and they don't think it's
(40:48):
enough to lead to a mistrial, but it could lead
to a pause or a change in direction of the trial.
But yet that's sort of all we're hearing about that
because of course her identity is being protected and even
understands these of these witnesses is being is being very
much protected.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I mean, it's kind of hard to strike the line
here between how much we're all leaning into this and
covering this and then obviously, you know, remembering the fact
that in this victim three instance, that you know there
are people, you know, people's lives have been ruined irreparably.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
It's full on and.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
It is and it's expected to go for eight weeks.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Okay, well one hundred perspective, people want to call that
number or thirteen eleven fourteen if you need to call
that number as well as a lifeline number.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
And I would suggest that the evidence that's been given
is very graphic. So if I would suggest a warning
before you read, before you read more about actually what
was said, because I've been very careful, you know, to
keep it sort.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Of yeah, yeah, PG.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
You know, the stuff that's online and the reporting from
the trolley is really quite graphic, and it's that's affect you.
I'd recommend you don't read it.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
That's good for you to mention that. Thank you so
much and thanks for covering that. I know that's full
on and I'm pretty heavy hitting stuff so thank you
so much for that.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Really appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Angela Bishop entertaining at network tend always a pleasure to
have you on the show mate, Thank you, Thanks guys,